why not go several steps further and say "I am leaving you with an ever-changing pop" LOL get it? pop(not the official name) is the 6th derivative of the position vector with respect to time, so instead of the first... ok I'll leave now.
Buuuuuuuuut technically you're not really leaving her, or anyone, or anything. Everything in this Universe is connected to everything else by gravity. Oh also you technically never touched her, yourself, or anything, because atom will never touch another atom unless you're undergo fusion or fusion.
ᴄʀʏᴘᴛɪᴄsʟᴀᴅᴇ sarcasm? Do you use a different meaning of the word than the rest of us? Unless you’re inferring that Colorado is outside the space/time dimensions of this universe
There is a guy named Odd who was teased about his name his whole life, and when he died he asked for them to not put his name on the tombstone, just the year you was born in the year he died. And when people passed by the tombstone they would say, "Isn't that odd?"
@@koolerstream921 The joke is that Odd didn’t want his name on the tombstone because he hated it and was teased for it. He didn’t want his name on it because if people knew it they would make fun of him. But when people saw the gravestone without a name on it, they thought it was strange since nearly every gravestone has the deceased’s name on it. So they would say, “Isn’t that odd?” Odd meaning strange. The punchline is that Odd kept his name off the tombstone so people WOULDN’T say Odd, but it backfired and made people say odd anyway, albeit in a different context.
I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear hero
This went from having a crisis, to talking about a dog playing basketball, to World War 1, to measuring velocity, to talking about the sides of Colorado, and back to concluding that the dog should not have played basketball. I love it.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 *Oh yeah, it's big brain time.* (1) I'll start at the end. (2) Rewind 10 seconds and let it play for 10. (3) Rewind 10 seconds and keep it PAUSED for 10. (4) Go back to Step (2). (5) I'll have watched the entire video. (6) Profit! That'll be $10, good Sir.
Seeing the video was uploaded 3 years ago, I immediately had this thought that this video must have been uploaded back in 2017. Realising my mistake, the only thing that came to my mind was how the people(almost all) lost 2-3 years of the precious time on earth. Being a student, I maybe biased, in my opinion students had had the most crucial time lost.......... Nice video by the way, I was re-watching it ❤
It’s because numbers are everywhere, so all you have to do is keep going until you get something that could somehow feasibly relate to the rule book. It’s like clicking a bunch of Wikipedia links to find something, you will always eventually get there.
@@ZaItan1 that's why it's so funny! The exaggeration makes all the difference in showing how conspiracies actual feel like in practice, if closely looked at.
As a child I always found it fascinating that when you multiply an odd number by two it results in an even number. Also, when you multiply an even number by two it also results in an even number. Obvious of course but also used to fascinate me....
Vsauce: Is there really no rule against a dog playing middle school basketball? Me: What does this have to do with odd numbers Vsauce: *_WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE_*
Michael Before: "Here are a bunch of fun facts that fill you with wonder" Michael Now: "I'm going to make you feel like you're having a fever dream while teaching you basic calculus"
@@Teskar30 Hopefully this is a temporary thing. Hopefully he will go back to his usual self. Hopefully. At least he is still posting. Something to be glad about.
I’m now always going to use the line “Deep down I know you still cared for me because you told me your velocity. So now I can always know how far away you are from me.” If someone leaves.
Holy crap, that opening was a trip. "Why are we here?" "Air Bud is dead." "So World War I happened!" "Let me teach you about gravity and numerical constants."
In Mind Field under truth serum he said he enjoys making Vsauce videos more than Mind Field because he can do exactly this, talk about the most random subjects in whatever order he feels like because there is less executive oversight. This is his true form.
What? I had completely forgotten what a great story teller Michael was. This just blew me away completely, in all honesty this was a better experience than most movies I've watched this year, and they were good movies. How? Why????
I still think that it has to do with the contract he signed for Mind Field. Whether that means that three years since the first episode or a year and a half since the last one, I don't know. Or maybe I'm totally wrong - it's not like I can prove this theory because he would have signed an NDA about it...
@@philipwebb960 look at how accurate the citations on wikis are then tell me its wrong. almost every science math directed page in wiki has provided easy method to go back to the source, which is often real academic papers and researches and some are historical records
well, it's the other way around, as you become more sane more connections become more apparent and the observer becomes more confused, this is why people look at me oddly and say "you think too much" or "are you autistic?" intelligence is making connections, it's why comedians generally put in really good lap times on top gear.
Btw when he was talking about the running away stuff, you just got tricked into learning basic integral calculus, Riemann sums, and derivatives all in the span of like 5-10 minutes. Don’t be daunted by the weird calculus terminology they’re just words
To be honest one rarely goes without the other. Once I start talking about something that interests me I’m a waterfall in the backround. I can keep talking and people after some time will forget I am there.
Yes, you can. But you have to change the changing of your velocity. Like, you start with 2 metres per second, than change it over the cause of 5 seconds to a velocity of 5 metres per second, than 3, than 7, than 12, than 13, and so on. Someone find a mathematical pattern in 2, 5, 3, 7, 12, 13
With 1...3...5...7...9...11...etc... Is the pattern simply every other number starting with 1 or An odd number sequence of adding 2 each time to the previous odd number to arrive at the next odd number? or Is it a pattern of adding the next 2 odd factors and subtracting the previous one? EXs: 1+3--1=(3), 3+5-1=(7), 5+7-3=(9), 7+9-5=(11), 9+11-7=(13), 11+13-9=(15), etc., but why can't we get 5, though it works with ever other factor?! or Adding 2 consecutive odd factors and subtracting the next one? EXs: 3+5-7=(1), 5+7-9=(3), 7+9-11=(5), 9+11-13=(7), 11+13-15=(9), etc. Here, we can get all the factors. or Is our human math just a made up language we created in both wonder and hubris, and use to inadequately describe the physical universe, the best we can, currently? What if "the true math of the universe" was something else, something greater we've yet to unlock or discover, but our feeble human math, sacred to us, holds us back? Maybe what we call the "universal language of math" is tantamount to being remedial, or kindergarten-grammar school level language, compared to the actual collegiate or genius-level language of the universe??? Maybe that's why, if anyone is "out there", they don't answer... we're too primitive, much like we don't have intellectual conversations, discuss philosophy, poetry, origins of the universe, etc., with creatures we deem our lesser?! The whole damn inhabitants of the universe... are intellectual snobs!
I am leaving Micheal at a rate of 1 meter per second... per second... per second... per second... per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second... (all the way to infinity)
“What is the mathematical rule that determines the way that odd numbers work?” *22 minutes later* “THE AIRBUD DOG SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO PLAY BASKETBALL IN 1996”
I love how he does all this, when he could've just looked at the paragraph he named at the end. Also, what was the sponsor saying, I went to go poop (as he told us humans to do) and now my brain won't tell me what he said in the sponsor.
@@ameersk3223 r/iamverysmart I also found a connection between the topics, but it was all in a very fast, consecutive order - And some very far fetched, like the 9 years the air dog was alive, then turning that into WWI. You, sir, seem like you need approval from people around you; You, sir, are a dirtbag. Insult for insult.
Vsauce is back... or is he?
But why?
he's leaving a corrupt platform at an ever changing velocity
Love your channel! Continue making videos respect :)
Hello mortal
Love you
"I am leaving you at an ever-changing velocity" is the new best way to dump someone
why not go several steps further and say
"I am leaving you with an ever-changing pop"
LOL get it? pop(not the official name) is the 6th derivative of the position vector with respect to time, so instead of the first... ok I'll leave now.
master shooter64 please do
OHA PORÇAY
Drew Menck bruh why you gotta do him like that?
Buuuuuuuuut technically you're not really leaving her, or anyone, or anything. Everything in this Universe is connected to everything else by gravity. Oh also you technically never touched her, yourself, or anything, because atom will never touch another atom unless you're undergo fusion or fusion.
He died at the age of 9. *Let’s talk about World War I.*
I'm reading this when this comment was 9 minutes ago
@@memeologyman9576 is it coincidence? 👀
I am the lord kf all nuggies and watter
wait, airbud died?
I did not expect that, kinda surprised me
I swear that white room did more damage to Michael than we will ever know
😭
When the world needed him most, he returned.
I seriously thought I was going crazy when this popped up!!! Its been a long 5 months
Is this Krusty Crab?
👍 👍
👍👍👍🔥
*The return of the king*
'The universe also contains Colorado'
It's hard to argue with his assessment.
Because he’s not wrong...
@@blake60ah41 Because it's sarcasm, Balakay.
@@CrypticSlade wdym, sarcasm? It's just an overused reaction meme
If he had said the universe contains Wyoming he would be wrong however
ᴄʀʏᴘᴛɪᴄsʟᴀᴅᴇ sarcasm? Do you use a different meaning of the word than the rest of us? Unless you’re inferring that Colorado is outside the space/time dimensions of this universe
Michael's train of thought on the first three minutes: dogs playing basketball > world war one > gravity
As a fellow funky kong enthusiast, you have earned the grand title, of my like
Bruh he just got to centipedes for me😭
At the end my dog started barking downstairs.. did he use a noise or some deal :/
homage to Connections by James Burke
This is actually how I turn a normal conversation into one about Spider-Man
There is a guy named Odd who was teased about his name his whole life, and when he died he asked for them to not put his name on the tombstone, just the year you was born in the year he died. And when people passed by the tombstone they would say, "Isn't that odd?"
It didn't work lol
Bruh
Odd!
@@NoahOBanion-bg3bb why would you think that, or how would you know that? Lol. I think it did work.
@@koolerstream921 The joke is that Odd didn’t want his name on the tombstone because he hated it and was teased for it. He didn’t want his name on it because if people knew it they would make fun of him.
But when people saw the gravestone without a name on it, they thought it was strange since nearly every gravestone has the deceased’s name on it. So they would say, “Isn’t that odd?” Odd meaning strange.
The punchline is that Odd kept his name off the tombstone so people WOULDN’T say Odd, but it backfired and made people say odd anyway, albeit in a different context.
That's great Michael has finally remembered his UA-cam password
Against all odds 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious!
We might know his password it has to be odd numbers
@@VeronicaGorositoMusic I see what you did
Was not expecting “Michael teaches integrals” today
Or were you?
Integrals 4 life broda
I just finished calculus and hes gotta bring me right back in!
Me neither lol
Riemann is my brooo
Classic VSauce intro
how do you have no likes
I think we're probably past "classic" at this point and in the realm of self-parody. 🙂
Heeey
SmarterEveryDay
ua-cam.com/video/iW-aOvyO91M/v-deo.html
@@lolno4083 ua-cam.com/video/iW-aOvyO91M/v-deo.html
How he brings the topic full circle is really impressive.
i think it was rather odd of him to do that
Michael: experiences life-changing hug, proceeds to invent calculus
@Lee Ruan what?
Passport Control lmao
Sounds about right. More or less the plot of each video.
Or did he?
New area of, calculus? (Odd-calculus)❤️
"There is no rule specifically stating that a dog is not allowed to play basketball...
...
Let's talk about World War 1."
Wha-
3 minutes in and I'm pretty sure Michael has a head injury of some sort. 😩
Curved balls
Colorado.
And to think, we probably never would've known that dogs can't play basketball if it weren't for WWI, hugs, centipedes and the state of Colorado...
genius
I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear hero
I feel accomplished being 420
@@whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729 are you a circular shape
WHAT DID COLORADO DO TO GET ON THERE
This went from having a crisis, to talking about a dog playing basketball, to World War 1, to measuring velocity, to talking about the sides of Colorado, and back to concluding that the dog should not have played basketball. I love it.
"I am leaving you at an ever changing velocity!"
That's tough man
That's rough buddy.
That's 'nough friend
That's dough sir
eough
Not if they give their acceleration as a function of time :)
"I am leaving you at an ever changing velocity"
that's just deep, too deep
This hits different bruh
Its ok, social distancing 🙃
This will haunt me for years
Let's just hope at some point it becomes negative.
that's deep
I'm convinced this video was made just so Michael could rant about how Air Bud should not have been allowed to play.
This is a fact.
Rant? You mean preach?
Bans Mans its his Szechuan sauce
I'm glad Vsauce teaches us about the most important things.
The way Michael went from talking about a dog playing basketball,to WW1 is just wonderful.
Time researching facts: 1 week
Time coming up with really obscure transitions between random topics: 3 months
Vsauce is the best
😂😂😂
Time raising his kid: 2 months
He doesn't research, he just *knows.*
Challenge: try and fast forward 10 seconds every ten seconds and figure out what Michael is talking about and how it is connected to the subject
Alternate challenge: try and rewind 10 seconds every ten seconds and try to finish the video.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 *Oh yeah, it's big brain time.*
(1) I'll start at the end.
(2) Rewind 10 seconds and let it play for 10.
(3) Rewind 10 seconds and keep it PAUSED for 10.
(4) Go back to Step (2).
(5) I'll have watched the entire video.
(6) Profit!
That'll be $10, good Sir.
alternate challenge#2 - Try to mute sound and understand based on pictures and expressions
@@pranavflame You sound like you've come straight outta Reddit
@@XenoghostTV as a matter of fact, yeah lol
*at Michael's funeral*
"Today we mourn the loss of Michael Stevens. He is gone"
*coffin bursts open*
"Or am I? Well first we must define 'death'..."
,,I didn't really die"
After defining death, he lays down in his coffin and actually dies, on his terms
*This video is all about me.*
Hey Vsauce! Michael here! In order to continue existing past the inevitable heat death of the universe, I require your souls!
and then.......HEY VSAUCE MICHAL HERE
Seeing the video was uploaded 3 years ago, I immediately had this thought that this video must have been uploaded back in 2017. Realising my mistake, the only thing that came to my mind was how the people(almost all) lost 2-3 years of the precious time on earth. Being a student, I maybe biased, in my opinion students had had the most crucial time lost..........
Nice video by the way, I was re-watching it ❤
"there is no rule that dogs cant play basketball"
"anyway let's talk about how ww1 started"
This entire video is just vsauce without context
Haha
I didn't think he would actually say that but alas he did
ok Sovietcat
ua-cam.com/video/Ur2jMp_pUIM/v-deo.html
..
I can’t believe he actually tied it all back to airbud
I'm so confused I'm not sure if it's all actually tied
It’s because numbers are everywhere, so all you have to do is keep going until you get something that could somehow feasibly relate to the rule book. It’s like clicking a bunch of Wikipedia links to find something, you will always eventually get there.
Micheal really needs to make a surreal comedy show where it's just him and every other actor is also him
So like Ryan George.
Or Jreg
Sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience
so you have a comedy show for me?
VsauceZD
Michael makes the most boring subjects seem fascinating, the most complex concepts seem simple, and the most random topic changes seem coherent.
Vsauce is like a solar eclipse:
It doesn't happen often, but when it does, you know it's going to be special.
Nice profile name and pfp
Not funny
@@evil.y8 OK, K1NGS3ND
K1NGS3ND You’re neither funny or orginial. No explanation why you don’t think it’s funny.
Lol this video is all about me lol (if u dont get it read my name)
I'm now fully convinced that this man's brain is getting rid of sanity to make room for more knowledge
Lmao good one
Konsta Kh Or is it? *Vsauce music plays*
Agreed. I think his sanity is completely gone after he ate that donut from inside a toilet.
It started when he was hanging with filthyfrank back in the day
@@squigglewacks smoked weed for 6 months straight. Can confirm. I was obsessed with fractals and their pattern.
“Buddy the dog died at 9, now look at this... world war 1”
vsauce 100 right there
It all makes sense now!
*spooky coincidences* 5 years ago
Conspiracy drivel without the conspiracy...just weird nonesense
@@ZaItan1 that's why it's so funny!
The exaggeration makes all the difference in showing how conspiracies actual feel like in practice, if closely looked at.
Why is nobody talking about how the whole video came full-circle back to the Air bud topic??! Just amazing!
"I'm leaving at an ever-changing velocity"
- Summer, 2020.
_"Get bent"_
- 2020
I mean when every day passes a larger portion of your summer passes
@@jordanranstead3016 *a larger portion of your remaining summer
At this point just wake me up when September ends
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I think Michael is trying to tell us he needs a hug.
I realized that too, maybe he feels a little bit lonely.
@@martiddy He has a wife tho.....
Michael needs to be hugged by a beard trimmer. :P
Darth Revan I was. Scrolling down the comments section and I saw this as soon as he started talking about hugging
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Once he says “why”, there’s no going back
or is there?
or is it?
But why though?
🗿
You would think that.
As a child I always found it fascinating that when you multiply an odd number by two it results in an even number. Also, when you multiply an even number by two it also results in an even number.
Obvious of course but also used to fascinate me....
Same bro
I think you would like things like rings and fields.
odd + odd = even odd + even = odd odd x even = even
@@anglaismoyensomeone tell them about ideals 😊
@@willfilmon182odd + even = odd. What about 6+9=14?
Every time vsauce says "or is it?", The universe changes itself according to his words
Or does it?
Swag Vilius i’ve reported you to your local police
ओवतंह यदरा लच्त Or have you?
@Swag Vilius ರ_ರ
@@lanfour4444 idk
Vsauce: Let's talk about Air Bud
Also Vsauce: Airbud is dead let's talk about World War 1
i want to like but its at 69
The odd number rule: you're only allowed to use every other urinal
Investing in this comment at 29 likes.
@@TheKevKev12321 200 more in 4 minutes
Preach
@@thebowdestroyer 100 more in 1 minute
invest a like early gentlemen this has a dramatic up trend
Dude the wrap around back to air bud was epic. I miss your videos...
Vsauce: Is there really no rule against a dog playing middle school basketball?
Me: What does this have to do with odd numbers
Vsauce: *_WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE_*
Or did we?
Yora ST?
You must be new here
@@Yora21 ua-cam.com/video/TN25ghkfgQA/v-deo.html
Michael Before: "Here are a bunch of fun facts that fill you with wonder"
Michael Now: "I'm going to make you feel like you're having a fever dream while teaching you basic calculus"
How things have changed 😕.
@@crimsonstrykr Yeah man... What the hell happened?
More like basic algebra and trig, but you're on the right track anyway
@@Teskar30 Hopefully this is a temporary thing. Hopefully he will go back to his usual self. Hopefully. At least he is still posting. Something to be glad about.
@@vascr0 Well, since its talking about something related to Riemann sums its closer to pre-calculus and basic calculus than just algebra.
It feels like Michael is parodying himself in this video
True, first i thought Dong would be a parody channel but it is his parody channel
Btw.
Always has been
6:38 or is it
I'm pretty sure he's just gone insane
@@EverSnaxolotl gone down a lockdown rabbit hole where he forgot everyone learns calculus in school
Ya
i got such whiplash when micheal transitioned between air buds death and world war 1
A hug from Michael is everything i would ever need in life.
for real though, i would be proud of myself af 😂
*This video is all about me.* (if you don’t get it, read my name.)
For sure 😢
But ceartainly not during quarantine d:
Haha vsauce go brr
"So this dog died at the age of 9. Let's talk about World War I."
The master of changing subjects in a descreet way.
discreet*
@Kilian Fogarty Stop
he went from dead dogs to ww1 to coincidences to odd numbers
@@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt discrete*
@Kilian Fogarty sttop*
I’m now always going to use the line “Deep down I know you still cared for me because you told me your velocity. So now I can always know how far away you are from me.” If someone leaves.
VSauce: Air Bud
everyone: yaaayyyyy
VSauce: WORLD WAR 1
ACADIA yaaayyyyy
Aaaayyyyyyy
Aaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYYY
Lmfao
Holy crap, that opening was a trip. "Why are we here?" "Air Bud is dead." "So World War I happened!" "Let me teach you about gravity and numerical constants."
_proceeds to talk about hugs and centipedes and Colorado_
...a truly odd beginning.
It's like Numberphile, just for idiots
@@StefanReich wdym
@@GlitteringFishscale Sorry, I just don't like the channel
Micheal: "let's talk about Air Bud"
[Literally ten seconds later]
micheal "Let's talk about World War 1"
lol how did it go from a dog to world war 1
Stop polluting the comment section with those stupid generic comments
The dog died at 9. 9 sticks turned into WW1. WW1 has 3 characters.
1,000 like eyy
Yes that is what he said. Thanks for clarifying.
Sorry but, I'm leaving you at a velocity that fluctuates randomly
The dog died in 1998
*hits blunt*
Now let’s talk about World War I
I stg I died when he said that shit
I’m so high and when that happened I thought I saw my life flash before my eyes
My history teacher be like :
The dog was franz Ferdinand
Om Shanti!
Therapist: Talk freely about anything you want, let your mind go wild
Michael: Hold the camera please
LMFAO
lol
In Mind Field under truth serum he said he enjoys making Vsauce videos more than Mind Field because he can do exactly this, talk about the most random subjects in whatever order he feels like because there is less executive oversight. This is his true form.
They said the worst she can say is "eww"
She: I am leaving you at an ever-changing velocity
9:55
At an accelerating velocity.
at an ever accelerating velocity
I looked exactly like your profile picture when I read this
11:08 lol
What? I had completely forgotten what a great story teller Michael was. This just blew me away completely, in all honesty this was a better experience than most movies I've watched this year, and they were good movies. How? Why????
get you a girl who tells you the velocity that she’s running away from you
why, if you know your own running velocity you can theoretically get theirs.
that's impossible, she is accelerating
I tried that and now I've been given a restraining order
colortech pretty sure accelerating has a max for speed
Why isn't that a filter on Tinder
“the dog who played airbud died in 1998 at the age of 9. . . Let’s talk about World War 1” vsauce 2020
You’re clearly new to this channel so let me welcome you
That is exactly how these videos always go.
It's really weird because it all connected in the end
he made ww1 with the candles
And i was born in 1998.
Relationship: has problems
Michael: "Clearly i need to measure your velocity more frequently"
Amazing
Michael: lets talk about world war 1
Every single day and every word you say
Every game you play, every night you stay, I'll be watching you......
And measuring your velocity.
I love how he just starts teaching us calculus at one point
Just disappears for like 5 months and drops this zinger
Seems like he is the one who left the hug, not us. Was it something we said?
Harry Fleabane come back micheal! the kids miss you!
The 698 day hiatus between "Which Way is Down?" and "Laws & Causes" was far worse :(
He watched Air Bud 150 times to prepare
It looks like Michael found his password.
No he found the forgot password button
I still think that it has to do with the contract he signed for Mind Field. Whether that means that three years since the first episode or a year and a half since the last one, I don't know. Or maybe I'm totally wrong - it's not like I can prove this theory because he would have signed an NDA about it...
@@oni8337 Nah he forgot forgetting his password
Or is it?
@@kaso9386 Yes
The real Odd Number Rule: *You're only allowed to use every other urinal*
It all makes sense now
I saw u on a btd battles video, how do you even find the videos? Do they appear in your recommended?
Hi again
finally got the answer
you feel like an old friend at this point
I would never run from vsauce,
because he knows my velocity
Vsauce is a Wikipedia speedrun on steroids.
And we love it.
Yes we do.
Except Vsauce tells the truth.
@@philipwebb960 wikipedia is equally accutateand extremely hard to fake, and fakes wont stay on for longer than minutes
@@philipwebb960 expert have made tests and wiki had less wrong statmens per 1000 words then some science books
@@philipwebb960 look at how accurate the citations on wikis are then tell me its wrong. almost every science math directed page in wiki has provided easy method to go back to the source, which is often real academic papers and researches and some are historical records
Is it just me or is he becoming more and more insane like he’s slowly figuring out the meaning of everything and it’s driving him mad
well, it's the other way around, as you become more sane more connections become more apparent and the observer becomes more confused, this is why people look at me oddly and say "you think too much" or "are you autistic?" intelligence is making connections, it's why comedians generally put in really good lap times on top gear.
@@HarryNicNicholas You can be an insane genius.
Well, the more we know, the less we understand.
he's stringing us along for it too, how thoughtful
Unsane
“Can a dog play basketball? Lets talk about World War 1 then.”
Title: The Odd Number Rule
Genuinely made me do a double take
Hahah, omegalul youre so original
Subject: calculus
I wanna like this comment but the like count is 666 so im not gonna
Subject should be Chemistry
Watched this on break at work, can’t wait to watch this again when I get home. For some reason this video was just that fascinating to me.
*Michael Posts*
Everyone: Return of the king
We had Vsauce Michael and Michael reeves in one day
fr
usually when i watch vids from this channel they are frrom 2013 and i was shocked that this was uploaded today
true
Yes
Yup
Michael’s odd upload schedule:
1 months, 3 months, 5 months, 7 months...
@@erent1476 | Damn bot.
@Eren Taşkın
Stop posting that!
@@SreenikethanI what is it
@@checkYVELLUAP
this dude's spamming the link in a lot of comments
This implies that his upload schedule follows any logic
Me: Can a dog play basketball?
Michael: well first let’s talk about WWI
this might be basketball ua-cam.com/video/dvHkX94vfh4/v-deo.html
That’s gotta be the most abstract segway I’ve ever heard. And I watch Linus tech tips
@@glovepro1256 bro same. Or do you?
Lol
😂😂
"But I would know that deep down, you still cared for me."
"Because you told me your velocity."
☝️🤣
I sure hate it when someone hugs me then suddenly runs while shouting, "im leaving you with a velocity of 2/ms"
they always leave me at an everchanging velocity so consider yourself lucky
They hug you guys?
@@shinyzorua8332 they skip that part
Happens to me everyday.
sorry to rain on your parade here, but a nearly identical comment from a month ago came up right under yours
Btw when he was talking about the running away stuff, you just got tricked into learning basic integral calculus, Riemann sums, and derivatives all in the span of like 5-10 minutes. Don’t be daunted by the weird calculus terminology they’re just words
True. What's worse is that many students learn integral calculus without having a "feel" for it. It's better to understand calculus this way first.
Yup, this man in a genious that finds easiest ways for people to understand and actually get maths in simple terms and entertaining ways
Yo dog, I got news for you. This is pretty much exactly as its covered in any calc 1 class, you just weren't paying attention.
He also moves on to using the definition of odd numbers from discrete mathematics
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The longer Michael's beard gets, the tighter his grip on the very fabric of space-time becomes
Im starting to see a connection I think we should be afraid
You’ve cracked the code
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His beard is so big it causes ripples in the space-time continuum.
vsauce is too powerful, he can now phase in and out of reality
I'm pretty sure michael was blessed with infinite knowledge, but cursed to ramble for all eternity
Hahahahahahaaaaa
To be honest one rarely goes without the other. Once I start talking about something that interests me I’m a waterfall in the backround. I can keep talking and people after some time will forget I am there.
Oh you intrascendental buffoon
that is actually one of the problems of knowledge. it just never ends
Part of his charm.
Vsauce at his wedding
“I do.... or, do I?”
At his baby’s gender reveal
“It’s a girl! ...or is it?”
I will not say “Or will I”... “or will I?”
Heril Chahwala
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ok that made me laugh so hard
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all this tells me is if Michael tries to kidnaps you, don't tell him how fast you're running away.
Don't read my username.
@@hydrogenatom4624 no
Don't Read My Profile Picture I clicked the link and why did you do it? WHY?
@@hydrogenatom4624, you almost got me but I recognized that link before I clicked.
@@hydrogenatom4624 Eh
I like how he says "we have begun" just to let us know that the video has indeed started
"The dog died at the age of 9."
"Let's talk about WWI."
Dats da Michael
Vsauced
That’s an *ODD* transition
I need a time stamp
@@projectretro8243 1:10
I don't believe it's possible to segue from One topic to another any more beautifully than Michael. It's just not possible.
or IS it!
*vsauce music plays*
Linus from LTT is a strong competition
@@WojciechHandke speaking of competition, if you dont want to lose your competition use nord vpn to not get hacked while playing your games
@@mayrln Or just use TOR because it's free.
"The universe also contains Colorado"
He hasn’t posted in 5 months which is a odd number. He posted on a odd day the 29th of July. Overall a odd video
Rylee Ferguson or is it
It has been quite an odd year
July is the seventh month an odd number
What a spooky coincidence 😨
And your odd grammar
questioning life ->Child voice actor -> WW1 -> reference -> gravity -> stories ; in the first 5 minutes, what's next him talking about mac and cheese?
“Air Bud died in 1998 at the age of 9”
Me: Ok
“Let’s talk about World War 1”
Me: Ok
DP Urlacher I love this
Ikr lol
Lmfaoooo
I'm at 1:20 and had to pause to video to laugh and get ready for what's next and saw this comment 😂
😂😂
I love how Michael is just doing a parody of himself now.
Every video gets closer and closer to the Jacksfilms parody.
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Or is he?
He is the only one who can accurately parody Michael stevens 😂
Really embracing the meme
yes
The lesson is:
*You can't escape Michael*
Yes, you can. But you have to change the changing of your velocity. Like, you start with 2 metres per second, than change it over the cause of 5 seconds to a velocity of 5 metres per second, than 3, than 7, than 12, than 13, and so on.
Someone find a mathematical pattern in 2, 5, 3, 7, 12, 13
LordofSorrows I got a pattern through 7 but what on earth is the rest of that
Pay ur respects Johnny
With 1...3...5...7...9...11...etc...
Is the pattern simply every other number starting with 1
or
An odd number sequence of adding 2 each time to the previous odd number to arrive at the next odd number?
or
Is it a pattern of adding the next 2 odd factors and subtracting the previous one? EXs: 1+3--1=(3), 3+5-1=(7), 5+7-3=(9), 7+9-5=(11), 9+11-7=(13), 11+13-9=(15), etc., but why can't we get 5, though it works with ever other factor?!
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Adding 2 consecutive odd factors and subtracting the next one? EXs: 3+5-7=(1), 5+7-9=(3), 7+9-11=(5), 9+11-13=(7), 11+13-15=(9), etc. Here, we can get all the factors.
or
Is our human math just a made up language we created in both wonder and hubris, and use to inadequately describe the physical universe, the best we can, currently? What if "the true math of the universe" was something else, something greater we've yet to unlock or discover, but our feeble human math, sacred to us, holds us back? Maybe what we call the "universal language of math" is tantamount to being remedial, or kindergarten-grammar school level language, compared to the actual collegiate or genius-level language of the universe??? Maybe that's why, if anyone is "out there", they don't answer... we're too primitive, much like we don't have intellectual conversations, discuss philosophy, poetry, origins of the universe, etc., with creatures we deem our lesser?! The whole damn inhabitants of the universe... are intellectual snobs!
"I know deep down you still care for me, because you told me your velocity" might be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
It saying "I'm leaving you but not going to ghost you"
How is that possibly the funniest thing you've heard
@@gdog9010 Quickly, tell him a joke.
@@gdog9010it was funny though
I am leaving Micheal at a rate of 1 meter per second... per second... per second... per second... per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second per second... (all the way to infinity)
Michael: "Is there really no rule against a dog playing basketball?"
8-Ball: "No"
Michael: "And as always, thanks for watching."
Or is it?
@@notepikgamer420 *vsauce music plays*
"8-ball"
**splatoon 2:octo expansion flashbacks**
I saw the comment at the same time he said it
@@germanycountryhuman2227 bruh you scroll comments and watch video both at the same time!! Quite a talent!!
Michael: “Let’s talk about WWI” *proceeds to invent calculus*
He also paired up the number nine to show that it is odd.
Indeed
I was wondering how far it took to scroll until I found calculus. Guess what, it's the first one!
I wonder what WW2 is lmao
TheDelicateDesigner WW2 is even
Air bud to World War 1
That’s something I never thought I’d hear or say
“What is the mathematical rule that determines the way that odd numbers work?”
*22 minutes later*
“THE AIRBUD DOG SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO PLAY BASKETBALL IN 1996”
I'm so disgusted how can Michael say that I'm crying
@N-Word what is your channel? Why is it a thing that exists?
1996 is an even number, not odd
Dog is not allowed
Soo even numbers are prohibited!
Everything is connected!
Classic Vsauce!
Heh, as if he hadnt set up for that in the beginning of the video, even before asking what determines the way odd numbers work.
i feel like i haven't seen Michael in years and he poped up out of nowhere with a viking beard
5 months actually
@@Thames.Chiratt haha did you get the joke? wait you didnt lmao
Maybe he converted to Islam.
Same
@@anezkaajirik probably not
Me: Wait it's all odd numbers?
Vsauce: Always has been.
*gunshot*
William Ozo-Onyali ~music plays~
I love how he does all this, when he could've just looked at the paragraph he named at the end.
Also, what was the sponsor saying, I went to go poop (as he told us humans to do) and now my brain won't tell me what he said in the sponsor.
Not even 5 minutes in, and he's went from a dog playing basketball, to world war 1, to the assassination of Franz Ferdinand, then to odd numbers.
@@KeimoKissa Beat me to it
Maybe he should put 7+ on his videos so kids like you should watch easier stuff. I surely found a connection between all topics.
@@KeimoKissa Fair. He said a lot of shit - not even 3 minutes in.
@@ameersk3223 r/iamverysmart
I also found a connection between the topics, but it was all in a very fast, consecutive order - And some very far fetched, like the 9 years the air dog was alive, then turning that into WWI.
You, sir, seem like you need approval from people around you; You, sir, are a dirtbag.
Insult for insult.
@@ameersk3223 Also, *can watch stuff easier
“Now lets talk about World War 1” *youtube plays ad with cheery music*
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LMAOOOO
Fungalaquaki N.I
shut up
@@fungalaquaki6 stfu
this made me laugh too hard
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Michael: "Hey, Vsauce, Michael here....................why though?"
Me: "here we go again"
Ah s*** here we go again
This is such a phenomenal introduction into calculus
"I am leaving you at the velocity of 2 meters per second"
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@topple But what if we ran
@@ctrlaltrepeat245 then it's faster
And I am leaving you with 10 meters per second squared
Kazuma knows
There must be fifty speeds to leave your lover.