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  • Pastor Doug Wilson reacts to a video of the "Sparkle Creed."
    Doug Reacts is a reaction video series presented by Canon Press.

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  • @mirandakelly8733
    @mirandakelly8733 Рік тому +120

    I think I hear the entire council of Nicaea turning in their graves…

    • @JRLeeman
      @JRLeeman Рік тому +13

      St Nicholas has returned to Earth to repeat what he did to Arius

    • @rolltide9897
      @rolltide9897 Рік тому +4

      @@JRLeemana slap of epic proportions

    • @felipegarcia5649
      @felipegarcia5649 Рік тому +4

      St Nick's doing the rocky IV training montage in his grave

    • @johnfoltz8183
      @johnfoltz8183 Рік тому

      And the congregants of the church in Laodicia

    • @landan4924
      @landan4924 11 місяців тому +1

      It is written, I suffer not a woman teach or to usurp authority over a man...

  • @jacobpursley1800
    @jacobpursley1800 Рік тому +161

    I almost spit my food out when you said, “they are worshipping legion.” 😂

  • @dancampbell189
    @dancampbell189 Рік тому +22

    Martin Luther rises from his grave...
    "You know what? There are 96 theses"

  • @deus_vult_1099
    @deus_vult_1099 Рік тому +93

    “The non-binary god,” as opposed to the true God, who I worship

    • @aallen5256
      @aallen5256 Рік тому +1

      your god is way beyond the binary, he's triune, right?

    • @TheB1nary
      @TheB1nary Рік тому +5

      One God. Three Persons.

    • @aallen5256
      @aallen5256 Рік тому +1

      @@TheB1nary the Holy Spirit is a person??

    • @scottlachut5613
      @scottlachut5613 Рік тому +2

      The God who created them male and female.

    • @aallen5256
      @aallen5256 Рік тому

      @@scottlachut5613 and a huge number of intersex people, as many as redheads. Just look it up

  • @NathanP711
    @NathanP711 Рік тому +55

    Doug, there is no rock bottom when you’re tumbling headlong into the abyss.

  • @scottmacdonald5170
    @scottmacdonald5170 Рік тому +15

    This strongly resembles a parody designed to mock Christianity rather than a challenge to orthodoxy. As drag queens mock women, this mocks the faithful. Do you finally feel mocked already!!! :)

  • @ImKingGinger
    @ImKingGinger Рік тому +89

    Patches on The Aids Quilt.
    In the eighties there was a massive art project where they covered the DC Mall with one giant quilt to recognize people who died from aids. It was one of HBO's first documentaries.
    I only know this because I am reading the history of HBO now.
    This is really gross to add to a creed.

    • @mrspress8057
      @mrspress8057 Рік тому +17

      This whole creed is gross.

    • @thirstypilgrim97
      @thirstypilgrim97 Рік тому

      The Creed is AIDS, so apropos

    • @ariannablove
      @ariannablove Рік тому +8

      That's what I thought she said. Thanks for the background. 😬

    • @Dram1984
      @Dram1984 Рік тому +2

      AIDS is almost 100% behavior driven and thus almost 100% preventable and avoidable.

    • @scatoutdebutter
      @scatoutdebutter Рік тому +4

      Thanks for the clarification on that line!

  • @JohnGodwin777
    @JohnGodwin777 Рік тому +20

    2:14 “like patches on the AIDS quilt” is what I heard

  • @mjdntn
    @mjdntn Рік тому +101

    I just read on their website that they apologize for their church being on stolen land. If they were truly broke up about it, they would immediately give up the land or immediately start paying rent and back rent at a rate set by the tribe they stole it from.

    • @aallen5256
      @aallen5256 Рік тому +2

      ok.. so they're not woke or reparation-focused enough for you?

    • @mjdntn
      @mjdntn Рік тому +5

      @aallen5256 Not at all. They are the most extreme. I just don't believe that they believe, and if they did, they would righteously make things straight with their Ill gotten gains. They put on a good show, let's see if they can back it up.

    • @aallen5256
      @aallen5256 Рік тому +1

      @@mjdntn do you actually care about the wars and atrocities waged against the native Americans, or are you only using it to and cry hypocrisy at others?

    • @2anonymous
      @2anonymous Рік тому +10

      @@aallen5256 You do realize the tribes like the Chippewa fought and displaced the Lakota from their "land" also? No group of people are innocent of this.

    • @aallen5256
      @aallen5256 Рік тому +4

      @@2anonymous Native tribes had wars and disputes and peaces, the atrocities committed by the settlers of North America are not comparable. Do you know how the buffalo were slaughtered?? The bones were stacked in windrows miles long.

  • @OGStinkywizzleteats
    @OGStinkywizzleteats Рік тому +54

    Something about having a form of Godliness, but denying the power thereof comes to mind.

  • @BossBattle21
    @BossBattle21 Рік тому +108

    I have my doctrinal/theological differences with Pastor Wilson. That being said I am grateful to him for helping me learn to laugh at and pray for the lost instead of simply getting angry and internally fuming.

    • @junkerjorg6310
      @junkerjorg6310 Рік тому +9

      Why do you have to start your comment like that? Why dont you state your pronouns instead? Do you start your sentence like that when you comment on a john macarthur video, or on a paul washer video? Or dont you have any theological differences with them? So in that case you just agree with whatever they say? See how silly this is.... I mean this sincerely. We've had enough of this. Stop saying you disagree with the man, because what you believe is actually irrelevant in this context.

    • @BossBattle21
      @BossBattle21 Рік тому +6

      @@junkerjorg6310
      First off, you make a good point. I suppose making that statement in regards to Christian teachers has become an unnecessary habit. Too many qualifiers in my language.
      Second, in point of fact I have made comments like this about MacArthur and Washer. Especially Washer. I respect all three men and disagree with all three in some areas.
      Thirdly, speaking of pronouns, whatcha mean, "We've had enough of this."? Are you speaking on behalf of Pastor Wilson and Canon officially? Or perhaps you also identify with Legion's pronouns...
      😏

    • @wayneosaur
      @wayneosaur Рік тому +5

      @@junkerjorg6310 It's simple. You don't have to be a Calvanist, post-millennialist, etc.. to enjoy Doug Wilson.

    • @Mojo32
      @Mojo32 Рік тому +2

      @@junkerjorg6310 I agree with you. There was absolutely no logical reason for their first sentence. They just like the attention to themselves it brings I guess, maybe they think it makes them feel mightier somehow. 🙄 Completely irrelevant.

    • @RoyceVanBlaricome
      @RoyceVanBlaricome Рік тому

      @@junkerjorg6310 //We've had enough of this//
      Who's the "we"? I haven't. I do the same and it's done for a purpose. Maybe ponder these for awhile and get the GIANT Sequoia Tree outta your eye socket and you'll see better. it's not "silly" at all. I'll tell ya what's "silly". It's asking a question and then making it known that you have NO intention of wanting an answer.
      “Even a fool who keeps silent is considered wise; when he closes his lips, he is deemed intelligent.” (Pro. 17:28)
      "A fool does not delight in understanding but only in revealing his own mind." (Pro. 18:2)
      "A fool's mouth is his ruin, and his lips are a snare to his soul." (Pro. 18:7)
      "He who answers a matter before he hears, it is folly and shame to him." (Pro. 18:13)

  • @keithwilson6060
    @keithwilson6060 Рік тому +15

    I hope you realize that these reprobates don’t really believe anything they recite in this “creed” or take it seriously. Their sole goal is to mock and deride Christianity and poke believing Christians in the eye.

    • @keithwilson6060
      @keithwilson6060 Рік тому +4

      @@LuthAMF
      Indeed, they are much worse than we can fathom. They take after their father.

  • @ReformedSooner24
    @ReformedSooner24 Рік тому +37

    Ya know, when I hear stuff like this, the temptation is to say “hey ya know maybe burning heretics at the stake wasn’t the worst thing ever.”

    • @thecrypt5823
      @thecrypt5823 Рік тому

      I suppose it could be argued that burning a few dozen heretics is less bad than chopping up 60 million unwanted fetuses, a practice this woman undoubtedly supports. And because spiritual death is far more grievous and painful than then physical death, burning heretics is arguably less bad than encouraging God's children to practice damnation inducing sin, a practice this witch explicitly endorsed, and for which she will burn for far longer than any human could inflict. In this sense, some of the practices of old Christendom may have actually been merciful.

  • @trishash79
    @trishash79 Рік тому +3

    Reminds me of "My expectations for this were on the floor, but now I see I should have brought a shovel."

  • @the32712
    @the32712 Рік тому +82

    Bless her heart. This woman is educated far beyond her intelligence.

    • @MichaelKlaassen-n6m
      @MichaelKlaassen-n6m Рік тому +3

      do not bless her

    • @tylermorrison3654
      @tylermorrison3654 Рік тому +1

      This phrase in this context is not a blessing at all...

    • @MichaelKlaassen-n6m
      @MichaelKlaassen-n6m Рік тому +1

      @tylermorrison3654 not a fan of sardonicizing such words.

    • @the32712
      @the32712 Рік тому

      ​@@MichaelKlaassen-n6m Easy there now, we don't want your nose getting so high you drown in a rain storm.

    • @tylermorrison3654
      @tylermorrison3654 Рік тому

      @@MichaelKlaassen-n6m I agree with you but that is how current culture uses this phrase.

  • @43Danc
    @43Danc Рік тому +25

    I agreed with the very last part of her "creed". lord, help her unbelief. Amen.

  • @jillsauder8340
    @jillsauder8340 Рік тому +32

    FYI, we were watching part of the June 28th church service at the Edina Community Lutheran Church in Minneapolis, MN. The woman leading the recitation is their "co-pastor" Anna Helgen.

    • @user-mx3kh8rj1t
      @user-mx3kh8rj1t Рік тому +4

      ELCA, presumably?

    • @evangelicalcatholics
      @evangelicalcatholics Рік тому +10

      @@user-mx3kh8rj1t Yes, absolutely ELCA! LCMS doesn't have woman pastors, and this horribleness would be anathematized and end up leading to a vote at some convention if it were LCMS. No, never in the LCMS, in which I am a pastor. This is pure evil!

    • @run4cmt
      @run4cmt Рік тому +1

      @@user-mx3kh8rj1t yes

    • @NoOneWhoMatters1952
      @NoOneWhoMatters1952 Рік тому

      Please don't condemn all Lutheran churches. The heretics in this video are part of the ELCA. Other synods like the Missouri and Wisconsin synods do not adhere to this lunacy.

    • @MomComePickMeUp44
      @MomComePickMeUp44 11 місяців тому

      I believe I have driven past that church before

  • @PatrickKordoulis
    @PatrickKordoulis Рік тому +9

    Argument against women preachers… LOL. What a savage 😂

  • @Puhleeeez
    @Puhleeeez Рік тому +37

    The "fabulous tunic" gets me every time. 😆

    • @elizabethcochran3395
      @elizabethcochran3395 Рік тому +4

      😂 How do they even come up with that? The only thing I can think of is some imagery from Revelation, but that's more terrifying and majestic than fabulous. But I guess when you stray this far from the Word, nothing makes sense

    • @Puhleeeez
      @Puhleeeez Рік тому +1

      @elizabethcochran3395 John 19:23-25. His tunic was woven in one piece, so the soldiers cast lots for it. Apparently, Jesus had a sense of style. Fabulous!😵‍💫

  • @mrm5515
    @mrm5515 Рік тому +11

    A child could be heard in the background. Heartbreaking.

  • @billbadson7598
    @billbadson7598 Рік тому +5

    As a Minnesotan, I guessed (correctly) where she was from before I learned for sure. Heaven help us.

    • @kristalsea
      @kristalsea 11 місяців тому +1

      Edina, MN

    • @Skrunkknuckle
      @Skrunkknuckle Місяць тому

      An added perk... One notable "parishoner" is Senator Amy Klobuchar.

  • @nattamused9074
    @nattamused9074 Рік тому +19

    As a Christian person who loves God Almighty, the LORD Jesus Christ, and yet, really doesn’t adore religious church services (even though I faithfully attend corporate worship all day every Lord’s day) I am somewhat baffled at God haters who gather together to have fake church services.
    Like, why? You could be sleeping in. Or watching TV. I don’t get it.

    • @wet-read
      @wet-read Рік тому

      Fake? As in a mock church service? Or something similar to church services that isn't theistic in nature? If the former, I can understand your bafflement. If the latter, I see why people like that stuff.

    • @nattamused9074
      @nattamused9074 Рік тому

      @@wet-read I don’t see the difference between your former and latter.

  • @michaelclark2458
    @michaelclark2458 Рік тому +10

    In the words of a recent Freedom Toons clip. "I Cast Thee Out Sodomite!!!!"

  • @naterock369
    @naterock369 Рік тому +22

    The look Doug gave the camera (1:22) when the lady said "who had two dads" was spot on. So much was communicated in that quick glance haha 😂

  • @arkikali5632
    @arkikali5632 Рік тому +4

    I kept waiting for lightning to strike her. There's so much blasphemy going on there that I cannot compute.

  • @danielomitted1867
    @danielomitted1867 Рік тому +8

    I see these blasphemies and am simply amazed the earth has not opened up to swallow these people whole. I would not want to be them on the day of judgement. God is not mocked, He will not stand for this.

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 Рік тому

      That’s because God is letting this stuff reach it crescendo and then letting it completely collapse in on itself and turn EVERYONE ELSE against it.
      Its end has already begun. The money men starting to pull out, the normies waking up, people rising up, Christians growing a backbone, their lead politicians disliked by the majority, cultural and geekdom pockets starting to fight back even more, etc etc.
      The earth doesn’t need to swallow them. They’ll destroy themselves in such a fantastic fashion that no large movement will ever try their stuff again.

  • @HartyBiker
    @HartyBiker Рік тому +10

    "They're worshipping legion."
    That one got a good belly laugh from me.

  • @winstonsol8713
    @winstonsol8713 Рік тому +82

    “Love is love.”
    “Golly, I just LOVE this cheeseburger!”
    “Golly, I just LOVE my wife!”
    Good to know these two states are equal.

    • @stevenalexander4721
      @stevenalexander4721 Рік тому +2

      Cause you're his cheeseburger
      His yummy cheeseburger
      He'll wait for you, yeah
      He'll wait for you

    • @joellaz9836
      @joellaz9836 Рік тому +2

      Jesus never said Eros is Agape so love is not love.

    • @emilyluzius8846
      @emilyluzius8846 Рік тому +1

      @@stevenalexander4721 cause he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart and there ain't nothing going to tear you two apart

    • @richardhunt3051
      @richardhunt3051 Рік тому

      Gods love does not celebrate in sin!!!!

    • @lawdawg02actual
      @lawdawg02actual Рік тому +1

      Water is water, but I don’t drink from the toilet.

  • @Mindmartyr
    @Mindmartyr Рік тому +15

    “Love is love” is like when they say “a woman is someone who identifies as a woman”

    • @Pro-j4q
      @Pro-j4q Рік тому

      Your bible is only 3000 years old, humans like us (homo sapiens) exist since 300,000 years. In no artefact, cave painting, scripture or any testimony in the 297,000 years before the bible, your homophobic “one and only” god was ever mentioned. Your version of a homophobic “one and only” god is an invention only 3000 years old. Have a great day :)

  • @Lukandon
    @Lukandon Рік тому +16

    Lol, I love Doug's expressions and the way he smiles.

  • @CuriousGeorge13
    @CuriousGeorge13 Рік тому +3

    This is not a Christian creed, nor a Christian church. This is a creed for a new religion and that woman is a priestess of whatever pagan god it serves.

  • @leecogdell652
    @leecogdell652 Рік тому +6

    She’s talking about the Aids Quit.

  • @dominicmeehan8322
    @dominicmeehan8322 Рік тому +23

    It's so true when "you stand for nothing you fall for everything"

    • @Pro-j4q
      @Pro-j4q Рік тому

      A propos standing for nothing:
      Your bible is only 3000 years old, humans like us (homo sapiens) exist since 300,000 years. In no artefact, cave painting, scripture or any testimony in the 297,000 years before the bible, your homophobic “one and only” god was ever mentioned. Your version of a homophobic “one and only” god is an invention only 3000 years old. Have a great day :)

  • @Yesica1993
    @Yesica1993 Рік тому +10

    What have you done to your staff, Pastor Doug, that they continue to torture you this way? Bless you, you are stronger person than I am. I made it through 1 minutes, 20 seconds. I couldn't take any more.

  • @stankwilliamsjr.8949
    @stankwilliamsjr.8949 Рік тому +6

    😂 Even the kids yelling in the background in protest know this is blasphemy

  • @BoondockBrony
    @BoondockBrony 8 місяців тому +2

    My pastor has said that this is: "From the abyss." He is very blunt and honest

  • @jaihummel5057
    @jaihummel5057 Рік тому +6

    Reason #9682 😂😂 I love you Doug.

  • @tomwheeler2012
    @tomwheeler2012 Рік тому +4

    I will admit that I am a christian, specifically a Catholic. I would be fine if the church allowed those who were divorced to receive communion because there are legitimate reasons for divorce but the problem is from a christian perspective that secular no-fault divorce is not sufficient reason for the church to accept renouncing your vows before god. We gell out of love. We're no longer compatible. We want different things. We are different people. Its all self indulgant bullshit. People fall in and out of love all the time in a lifelong relationship but the lifelong vow means that your commitment to each other makes you grow closer after working thru whatever is pulling you apart. Thats why the contemporary interpretation of marriage is bullshit. Secular law (ie meaning the govt) should be responsible for licensing. If the govt says you can marry 2 dogs fine. If the govt says you can marry 2 people of the same sex. fine. If the govt says 2 divorced people can marry. fine. That is the law of the state and the state has the right to license a civil union and its laws should govern a civil union. However, a marriage is a religious union and a religious license to marry is strictly within the confines of that religion. THEY NEED TO BE SEPARATED...ESPECIALLY AFTER THE ABOVE BULLSHIT WITH A FEMALE PRIEST AND A NONBINARY GOD.

  • @jillsauder8340
    @jillsauder8340 Рік тому +5

    "Patches on the AIDS quilt!"

  • @emilychen102
    @emilychen102 Рік тому +6

    “They’re worshipping Legion” 😂

  • @shaneferris6742
    @shaneferris6742 Рік тому +4

    Harry Hay considered the founder of the LGBTKDBWURDPS movement campaigned most of his wretched life to have man/boy love legalized. His motto was "Love is love".

  • @samuellynch6984
    @samuellynch6984 Рік тому +10

    Couldn’t help but think of this Lord of the rings quote…
    For I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours!'
    I looked then and saw that his robes, which had seemed white, were not so, but were woven of all colours, and if he moved they shimmered and changed hue so that the eye was bewildered.
    I liked white better,' I said.
    White!' he sneered. 'It serves as a beginning. White cloth may be dyed. The white page can be overwritten; and the white light can be broken.'
    In which case it is no longer white,' said I. 'And he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.' - Gandalf

  • @donaldedmond4117
    @donaldedmond4117 Рік тому +15

    That child couldn't help but laugh out loud!

  • @tylermurnaghan
    @tylermurnaghan Рік тому +2

    "grounded in mud" Matthew 7:24 - (“Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock.") Bro, you couldn't make it up.

  • @jdlstoryteller
    @jdlstoryteller Рік тому +3

    So which Rainbow spirit? The one who flooded the world? Or the one who wear's a Joseph Robe and has white hair, eyes as a flame of fire, and a two edged sword coming from his mouth?... I'm unaware of another rainbow spirit.

  • @RavenclawFtW3295
    @RavenclawFtW3295 Рік тому +7

    Make no mistake, people. Paganism like that is on the rise, and it's up to us to expose it for what it really is, and point people back towards the one true God. Point them towards the father almighty.

  • @walterrf
    @walterrf Рік тому +3

    Here's a translation of this "creed"
    - I believe in a false god of my own making
    - I believe in a false Jesus I've made up to suit my fantasies
    - I believe in a lying spirit that affirms my delusions
    - I need more statements for my creed, so I'll add a mumbo-jumbo word salad that strips words of any meaning
    - You disagree with me, therefore you are hateful
    - I'll throw in an out of context scripture to sound legit

  • @johnl1685
    @johnl1685 7 місяців тому +2

    You laugh. THIS ISN'T COMEDY!!

  • @jim011101
    @jim011101 Рік тому +2

    The gate is expanding to meet the needs of the worldly, and oh how wide it is...
    “Enter through the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the way is broad that leads to destruction, and there are many who enter through it. For the gate is narrow and the way is constricted that leads to life, and there are few who find it.
    Matthew 7:13‭-‬14

  • @elias8141
    @elias8141 Рік тому +2

    A small note: we as christians (i am Orthodox) should love everyone but we must hate their actions and fight their sins

  • @firstthes2811
    @firstthes2811 Рік тому +41

    You don't have to be a woman preacher to be a fool but being a woman preacher does guarantee it.

    • @andrewstackpool4911
      @andrewstackpool4911 9 місяців тому

      be careful, we have a community priest who is a woman and one of the finest Christians, ministers and person around. We have also just had a Locum tenens who is likewise after a male priest was required to resign. Let's keep sexual discrimination out of this. Consider the female church eiders and judges in both the OT and NT

    • @firstthes2811
      @firstthes2811 9 місяців тому +1

      @@andrewstackpool4911 Yeah, just go right ahead and ignore Scripture as long as people are getting their ears tickled. I'm sure God won't mind at all. 😂

    • @andrewstackpool4911
      @andrewstackpool4911 9 місяців тому

      @firstthes2811 The ordination of women has been the subject of long and often heated debate. All major denominations have decided that it is theologically acceptable. As to people having their ears 'tickled' which is nonsense. Be careful. God may be more conscious of your judgement attitude.

    • @firstthes2811
      @firstthes2811 9 місяців тому +1

      @@andrewstackpool4911 Yeah, thanks for the warning but with all due respect, stuff it, as I have had it up to my own ears with all you compromisers that make lame excuses to ignore the plain reading of Scripture. You'll get your chance to explain such nonsense when you stand before the Lord someday. Good luck with that.

    • @andrewstackpool4911
      @andrewstackpool4911 9 місяців тому

      Compromiser? Nonsense? Really? Ignore the plain reading of Scriptures? You break your own comment. Judge ye not as ye be judged. I stand before God every day. I suggest that you seek a humble spirit and seek forgiveness. Narrow-mindednes does not sit with Adonai.

  • @ryan_hakes
    @ryan_hakes Рік тому +2

    "For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear." 2 Timothy 4:3

    • @Daniel-Marson
      @Daniel-Marson Рік тому

      Exactly, i think these Bible perverters are the types of people who hear their internal monologue and think it's God speaking.

  • @velociray
    @velociray Рік тому +5

    Lord, come quickly.... unless it's post-mil.

  • @joehoncho8557
    @joehoncho8557 Рік тому +2

    The ELCA is no longer Christian, let alone Lutheran. It is lost

  • @DaBigArmyDude
    @DaBigArmyDude Рік тому +2

    Why are they misgendering God? Did he not give His pronouns?!

  • @ccsniper
    @ccsniper Рік тому +2

    Such a wicked and demonic congregation.

  • @dancampbell189
    @dancampbell189 Рік тому +4

    Compared to the unrelenting cavalcade of blasphemies, this is more of a quibble, but her intonation was off-puttingly insincere sounding

  • @egads94
    @egads94 Рік тому +4

    Jesus Christ, who had two dad's.
    Doug - "and a mom" 🤣🤣😂

    • @johannkarsten
      @johannkarsten Рік тому

      How do they feel about erasing women?!

  • @PresbyterianPaladin
    @PresbyterianPaladin Рік тому +2

    Lord have mercy on their blasphemous and sacrilegious souls.

  • @raYrefiedAire
    @raYrefiedAire Рік тому +4

    You know it's kind of funny I made song last night that kind of bashes the more love, less Hate thing... I think we're far too accepting and loving of the things that the Lord DETESTS frankly...

    • @raYrefiedAire
      @raYrefiedAire Рік тому

      She said as diverse-ive as patches on the Aides Quilt 🤦‍♂️

  • @Ivan_1411
    @Ivan_1411 Рік тому +2

    as a luhrterian, this makes me sick

  • @dandehner1409
    @dandehner1409 Рік тому +3

    "I believe in the church of everyday saints, as numerous, creative, and resilient as patches on the AIDS quilt, whose feet are grounded in mud and whose eyes gaze at the stars in Wonder." 😵‍💫

  • @calebsanchez4429
    @calebsanchez4429 Рік тому +1

    1:49 Doug stopping himself from saying something profoundly racist. Great self control.

  • @run4cmt
    @run4cmt Рік тому +2

    This was in a ELCA church. The same denomination that last Christmas had a pastor deliver a kids sermon in drag.

  • @robertlewis6915
    @robertlewis6915 Рік тому +2

    1:50 somebody really, really, really missed the point of that part of The Lord of the Rings.

  • @jackiemelton2770
    @jackiemelton2770 Рік тому

    It was "patches on the Aids quilt," I believe.

  • @skillz8363
    @skillz8363 10 місяців тому +1

    Edina, MN. A wealthy suburb south of Minneapolis

  • @lambo58
    @lambo58 Рік тому +2

    Hard to believe this is real

  • @andrewharris9460
    @andrewharris9460 Рік тому +1

    Is this the ECLA Wisconsin Synod? I ask because my church is LCMS. And I do fear that this ideology could seep into the Missouri Synod. But I mean what can we do except stand against it? The Bible speaks of the " Great Falling Away" Where believers no longer adhere to sound doctrine. I don't want to be that person that is decieved. It also says that " Hearts will grow cold on account of the increase in lawlessness " So I'm rightfully getting a litttttttle paranoid. But paranoia isn't a healthy emotion. And i don't want to have a heart that grows cold and resentful. How does everyone else deal with this? It really makes me angry TBH cuz they are just splitting in the face of God. I'm not a good Christian by any measure. I'm a a hypocrite and chief of sinners in desperate need of Christ my Savior. But this is complete blasphemy and apostasy. If the left can protest and gather non peacefully. Why can't we protest this peacefully ?
    And if we were to do it successfully we would need to separate our divisions and differences and denominations. And make a coalition of Christians that agree on the basic core tenets and principles of Christianity. We can't put up a successful resistance if we re divided into our separate camps and factions. And if we don't do something quick. This stronghold will only infect more congregations.
    Thoughts anyone?

  • @larrycrigger750
    @larrycrigger750 Рік тому +1

    “ For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. 4 They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths”
    2 Tim. 4:3-4
    Paul, speaking by unction of the Holy Spirit, could not have had a clue just how ridiculous things would get when he penned this passage of scripture.

  • @mike16apha16
    @mike16apha16 Рік тому +1

    argument against woman preachers 9682 indeed

  • @danbrown586
    @danbrown586 Рік тому +1

    There is a sense in which some of this--other than the manifestly-appropriate "help my unbelief"--isn't wrong. God is non-binary, in that he is neither male nor female--certainly not as we know such things. But it then devolves into refusing to use his preferred pronouns--they should be ashamed of themselves, for many reasons greater than this, and also for the hypocrisy here.

  • @jakobbarger1260
    @jakobbarger1260 Рік тому +1

    I keep worrying that I'm going to get struck by lightning just for listening to this garbage.

  • @shira01
    @shira01 Рік тому +1

    Love how they contradicted themselves when they said God is non-binary while also calling Him Jesus' "other" Father immediately atter. Lol

  • @goodnews559
    @goodnews559 Рік тому

    It would be better if Doug does NOT watch these before yall record. His genuine reaction would be marvelous.

  • @davenelson750
    @davenelson750 Рік тому +1

    It's only by God's grace that they aren't struck dead immediately.

  • @nonfecittaliter4361
    @nonfecittaliter4361 Рік тому +1

    Lisa Simpson in her Buddhist phase couldn't have done better.

  • @stevenboyd593
    @stevenboyd593 Рік тому +3

    Why its so important to read and understand scripture

  • @spirenguard
    @spirenguard Рік тому +1

    I can't laugh at this because she's mocking God. I can't tolerate this because it is literal blasphemy. This woman killed a church and is wearing it's corpse as her skin.

  • @hondotheology
    @hondotheology Рік тому +3

    Doug there is no bottom!

  • @andrewstackpool4911
    @andrewstackpool4911 9 місяців тому +1

    The frightening thing is firstly, how did she become ordained? Then realising that this is not a Monty Python sketch but a bunch of individuals whose very souls are at risk as they recite and believe it. They need to be warned.

  • @andrewstackpool4911
    @andrewstackpool4911 9 місяців тому +1

    And the Holy Spirit? Maybe she lost Gen1

  • @jamesrush6705
    @jamesrush6705 Рік тому +1

    We laugh. But this is proof of demons and the devil.

  • @jackuber7358
    @jackuber7358 Рік тому +2

    It is beyond imagining the level of depravity into which the human heart can fall. But this evil woman has plumbed new depths. And, that she is pretending to be a pastor and as a pretend pastor is leading others into damnation, how much greater will her punishment be? Only God knows. May she and those whose lives she is corrupting be confronted by their sin, repent, and turn to the true Christ before it is too late.

  • @Godsglory777
    @Godsglory777 Рік тому +1

    Translation: lets confess our faith in a man made convention directed to signal our virtuous lives while simultaneously offending the only One who can save us from our exorbitant anount of ignorant debt that we so flagrantly flaunt before the most holy and righteous judge of the universe.
    Imagine if a crack addict went into a courtroom full of cops and supreme cour judges and lit up, thats the equivalent of this nightmare. God forgive them because they truly do not know what they are doing....geez...I tremble for them 😶

  • @DougMcHone
    @DougMcHone Рік тому +1

    I didn't realize we had gotten so far down the list of arguments against lady pastors. I thought this was just #666. Silly me.

  • @DJBoise
    @DJBoise 11 місяців тому +1

    Someone being lead by evil and leading others to evil.

  • @Christknight1991
    @Christknight1991 Рік тому +1

    Even Arius would be flipping out

  • @phylliswatson6528
    @phylliswatson6528 Рік тому +2

    Blasphemy

  • @moto2663
    @moto2663 Рік тому +1

    People on Reddit was defending this by the way

  • @bigk4755
    @bigk4755 Рік тому +1

    When you say things like “We’ve hit rock bottom now”, “We can’t possibly get any lower”, or “Things can’t possibly get any worse”, I believe that you are challenging the universe to find lower/worse/something that you haven’t seen yet. And the universe somehow can always show you lower.

  • @susanburger4348
    @susanburger4348 Рік тому +3

    Love, love, love (no pun intended!) these inimitable Response Videos! Thank you for giving us the wonderful medicine of laughter! 😂😂😂

  • @dnzswithwombats
    @dnzswithwombats Рік тому +1

    And join us next time for shimmering communion.

  • @theresa42213
    @theresa42213 Рік тому +2

    '' as patches on the AIDS quilt'' she said Doug. Yeeeyy! :O

  • @ericday4505
    @ericday4505 Рік тому +3

    God will not be mocked.

  • @RJKYEG
    @RJKYEG Рік тому +1

    I had this sensei who was also a police officer; he warned us, "If you bring a weapon into a fight it will probably be used on you at some point during that fight."

  • @joshjohnson8066
    @joshjohnson8066 Рік тому +8

    I'm really not a Christian believer/church person, but this is insane. Appreciate you, Doug!!!

  • @cringledirk5161
    @cringledirk5161 Рік тому +3

    Where is Jehu when you need him?

    • @thecrypt5823
      @thecrypt5823 Рік тому

      And where is that delightfully helpful eunuch? We have some stray dogs to feed.

  • @lazerspacecat
    @lazerspacecat Рік тому +4

    1:48 was perfect editing

  • @ef2883
    @ef2883 Рік тому +1

    Love is love and toilet water is water