Jake and Amir: Monopoly

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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
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  • @Yusuf1187
    @Yusuf1187 10 років тому +887

    "You can't own 'Chance'."
    "That's beautiful."
    Haha

  • @EmgoFilms
    @EmgoFilms 3 роки тому +424

    I love that J&A owning the series means the videos on this channel are older than the channel itself

    • @ReidTheRulesGuy
      @ReidTheRulesGuy 3 роки тому +20

      There Will be some very confused people in the future

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama 3 роки тому +23

      I didn't even realize they had moved all the J&A videos to their own channel!

    • @blueturtle3623
      @blueturtle3623 2 роки тому +9

      I was so confused on how the hell this happened.

    • @TheMirandaSquad
      @TheMirandaSquad 2 роки тому +1

      If you have a UA-cam channel you can add other channels playlists and videos to your home page. They will not show up in uploads though. I have a couple on my page too of friends DIY videos.

    • @TraeSMR
      @TraeSMR 2 роки тому +22

      @@TheMirandaSquad Thats not what happened here though. Sam Reich gave them ownership of all their old JnA videos and transferred them over through UA-cams backend. So they get all the ad revenue now and can see all the analytics.

  • @LOCOnarwhal
    @LOCOnarwhal 8 років тому +435

    Woah, instant win, thats a pretty chill card
    love his line delivery

  • @rocksaregray
    @rocksaregray 9 років тому +448

    Little did they know, Jake and Amir would soon monopolize the CollegeHumor channel.

    • @Varooooooom
      @Varooooooom 6 років тому +3

      rocksaregray - I wish.

    • @alexbram2064
      @alexbram2064 3 роки тому +9

      Not anymore

    • @ohmypoo123
      @ohmypoo123 3 роки тому +6

      This aged like milk

    • @rocksaregray
      @rocksaregray 3 роки тому +17

      @@ohmypoo123 you win some you lose some

    • @Onsloki
      @Onsloki 3 роки тому +7

      @@rocksaregray I respect the follow through

  • @audriebethhh
    @audriebethhh 13 років тому +131

    "I'm gonna build a house on 'Chance,' and now me and Jake are neighbors."
    "You can't do that. You can't own 'Chance'."
    "...That's beautiful."

  • @stevenfriedman2902
    @stevenfriedman2902 8 років тому +276

    I feel like I'm always the only one that ever wants to ever finish a game of monopoly all the way through.

    • @grantnewcombe2636
      @grantnewcombe2636 6 років тому +1

      Same

    • @incufish23
      @incufish23 6 років тому

      I do.

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 4 роки тому

      I know, right?

    • @user84074
      @user84074 4 роки тому +12

      People are like: "It's not fun when one person just steamrolls and wins!"
      Like, that's literally the point of the game. Originally called the Landlords Game, its purpose is to demonstrate the failings of capitalism and how it will inevitably lead to massive inequality where one person owns everything while the rest go hungry.

    • @HauntingPeace
      @HauntingPeace 3 роки тому

      You are

  • @kylepcondonmusic
    @kylepcondonmusic 13 років тому +35

    'You can't own chance" "That's beautiful" Just genius writing right there.

  • @ToreTharaldsen
    @ToreTharaldsen 8 років тому +47

    This is sacrilege - you can't have a hotel on one street without having at least 4 houses on the 2(1) other streets of the same color.

    • @LennoxLewis86
      @LennoxLewis86 8 років тому +1

      +Tore Tharaldsen I love how the player on green is blatantly cheating. I think he has two hotels on one of his green properties while only having one house on the other two.

    • @bobtillich8306
      @bobtillich8306 5 років тому +2

      @@LennoxLewis86 jake has a hotel on an orange space and nothing on the other two

    • @Randomlolstudios
      @Randomlolstudios 3 роки тому +2

      Eh, monopoly is a game to be house ruled.
      I know it’s been 4 years.

  • @acilisfan
    @acilisfan 9 років тому +108

    This is the most viewed Jake and Amir video

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 9 років тому

      Hue lel

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 9 років тому +1

      +bunnyfaceperson123 well said.

    • @wat93
      @wat93 9 років тому +6

      +acilisfan Actually girlfriend part 3 has the most views

    • @pseudoh550
      @pseudoh550 7 років тому +5

      Rickety Cricket Actually I think it's just because Girlfriend PT 3 is the first video in the official playlist, this is the second video. people have short attention spans

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 6 років тому

      Isn't this the first one?

  • @dropout
    @dropout 11 років тому +84

  • @jakekbanx
    @jakekbanx 11 років тому +21

    Fuck. These old Jake & Amir's were so damn good.

  • @notlNSIGHT
    @notlNSIGHT 2 роки тому +4

    IT TOOK ME 13 YEARS! 13 years to find this and I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN!

  • @iPodRock3r
    @iPodRock3r 13 років тому +32

    "Sarah"
    "Stop."
    "Okay... You look like this guy though... so.."

  • @iTrollYourClanTV
    @iTrollYourClanTV 12 років тому +3

    Putting a house on chance so me and Jake are neighbors. "You can't own chance". That's beautiful.

  • @Overide4
    @Overide4 12 років тому +20

    Jake-" You can't own chance"
    Amir- " That's beautiful" I couldn't stop laughing

  • @rasmusslagsvold6180
    @rasmusslagsvold6180 8 років тому +30

    im high as fudge, but i wont budge. rolled doubles? i see no troubles. monopolme? nah. monopolyou

  • @IndianaParkWars
    @IndianaParkWars 12 років тому +5

    If you are watching the series for the first time, you are in for a treat :)
    If you are watching it a second time, you are also in for a treat because Jake and Amir never gets old :)))

  • @aedwynn
    @aedwynn 13 років тому +1

    "You can't own chance." This is what the video is most memorable for.

  • @golguin
    @golguin 16 років тому +9

    "You can't own chance"
    "That's beautiful"
    That exchange was hilarious and full of win.

  • @jerrygrimes1977
    @jerrygrimes1977 3 роки тому +7

    The bit that starts at 1:01 cost them some great editing! That looks like an entirely different camera set up. Excellent continuity too. New CollegeHumor doesn't hit the mark with writing, editing, or cinematography. Imagine what the OG hardly working would do with today's CH budget...

    • @victoriahope8371
      @victoriahope8371 Рік тому +1

      Right. I love the og college humour..... ❤️🎓

  • @georgestevenson2777
    @georgestevenson2777 4 роки тому +2

    i love the high voice jake does to combat amirs high voice

  • @882825
    @882825 13 років тому +3

    "you can't own chance"
    "that's beautiful"
    and this is why i stay :)

  • @shmendusel
    @shmendusel 2 роки тому +3

    0:07 one of shmuel's rules is always bring your own dice

  • @Denyernator
    @Denyernator 13 років тому +2

    "You can't own chance."
    "That's beautiful..."

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 8 років тому +4

    From all the Chicken McNuggets he eats, Amir's salty levels are over 69.

  • @francisnottingham9420
    @francisnottingham9420 9 років тому +12

    Its been great :( Thanks for the laughs.

  • @sloonzz1012
    @sloonzz1012 13 років тому +1

    "You can't own chance..." "That's beautiful." LOL

  • @annaab2001
    @annaab2001 11 років тому +12

    Amir you and that guy are twinzies

  • @pouriarajaee6811
    @pouriarajaee6811 5 років тому +9

    1:44 that's me

  • @Jejehfufjsjggd
    @Jejehfufjsjggd 3 роки тому +4

    I get that they acquired the rights but like how can you transfer ownership of a video and retain all the views and upload date to another channel?

  • @evantaylor8631
    @evantaylor8631 8 років тому +53

    Who's here from the AMA?

    • @e13kid
      @e13kid 8 років тому +1

      Me lol. Though I watched this years ago.

  • @fairlyoddworld
    @fairlyoddworld 13 років тому +2

    "You can't own chance.."
    "..that's beautiful.."
    Hahahaahah hilarious!!! XD

  • @FlyingJetpack1
    @FlyingJetpack1 11 років тому +5

    There is alway that ONE GUY...

  • @mrplow7645
    @mrplow7645 9 років тому +18

    Who thinks I look like this guy?

  • @thesoupgamingchannel
    @thesoupgamingchannel 5 днів тому

    It’s been 15 years and I’m back to watch them all again…

  • @lindseyb2322
    @lindseyb2322 10 років тому +10

    I do that "hey you look like [this guy]" to people all the time now, and I will say that some may have been seriously offended oops

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 9 років тому

      no one ever gets it...

    • @MsVideogamer
      @MsVideogamer 4 роки тому

      Nobody ever gets it and when I tried to show this video to my fiancé he didn’t find it funny🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @pinkycheeks
    @pinkycheeks 10 років тому +17

    fucking classic

  • @youtubecensors5419
    @youtubecensors5419 3 місяці тому

    I had the exact same sweater Amir is wearing! I lived downtown by Union Square (where their office was at the time) back when these were being made.

  • @dereklam1225
    @dereklam1225 8 років тому +3

    0:27 Jake flips Amir's Chance card to read it. Amir drew the card right-side up, then flipped it upside-down to read it incorrectly.
    Jesus the little details in this skit are great.

  • @83tomgarner83
    @83tomgarner83 12 років тому +4

    Amir: I'm gunna build a house on chance!
    Jake: You can own chance...
    Amir: ...... that's beautiful....

  • @lipton112
    @lipton112 8 років тому +5

    Who's watching this for nostalgia and making your day better? I is

  • @mustang8206
    @mustang8206 8 років тому +146

    Anyone watching this in 2016

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 8 років тому +3

      +Conner Broeker I am watching this in 1987

    • @mustang8206
      @mustang8206 8 років тому +1

      Ashcool Nice Nice

    • @keenancantskate9004
      @keenancantskate9004 8 років тому

      I was so fucking sad when their last video came out

    • @mustang8206
      @mustang8206 8 років тому

      Keenan cant skate I don't like Amir he just annoys me so much

    • @MusicKevinWilliams
      @MusicKevinWilliams 8 років тому +7

      +Conner Broeker hey dude this is a sick comment, definitely keep doing this

  • @wildreams
    @wildreams 13 років тому +1

    "You can't own chance." "Thats beautiful."

  • @gabrielincognito8855
    @gabrielincognito8855 8 років тому +11

    Who are these scrubs? Where's Shioban?

  • @emma-on8hh
    @emma-on8hh 7 місяців тому +1

    Man these are as funny as i remember them all those years ago

  • @MadChickenPictures
    @MadChickenPictures 4 роки тому +1

    "Full House"
    "Four of a kind"
    Genius

  • @alonsouklm
    @alonsouklm 13 років тому

    i've been watching Jake and Amir since last night...can't stop. The easiest way is now to put the playlist

  • @ObscureRealm
    @ObscureRealm 13 років тому +1

    I love how he rolls the metal pieces instead of the dice at 00:25

  • @ArtisanBlade
    @ArtisanBlade 13 років тому +1

    "you can't own chance" "that's beautiful"

  • @NinaMans
    @NinaMans 13 років тому

    i can't believe jake and amir's play list is over, it brought me back to the first one!

  • @anesajerkovic-mujkic1193
    @anesajerkovic-mujkic1193 5 років тому +2

    1:44 is the most realistic monopoly thing I’ve ever seen

  • @JosieDavis8
    @JosieDavis8 11 років тому +2

    I laughed so hard! Pretty sure you can get abs just by watching Jake and Amir

  • @Redstar95
    @Redstar95 13 років тому

    LOL so i jst finnishd watching all of the JakenAmir's and it was on autoplay so it brought me back here......i ALMOST ended up watching the entire series all over again. i like..didnt even realize it -_- i love this haha

  • @windraker007
    @windraker007 12 років тому

    Amir definitely just went and ragequit at the end badass-style. Kudos.

  • @Pepsimaximo1
    @Pepsimaximo1 13 років тому +1

    "Woah, St. James AND a hotel, I want to buy it!" "I already own it!" ahahaha

  • @MRr3n3gade
    @MRr3n3gade 13 років тому

    I think this the first ever Jake and Amir episode. I'm watching all of the straight this summer. :)

  • @RKDisDumb
    @RKDisDumb 13 років тому +1

    Everyone, I have just finished watching every episode of Jake and Amir and I have to say... It was the best Thing I have ever done.

    • @e13kid
      @e13kid 2 роки тому

      Yep. Only problem is you never get to see any new ones 😭

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 5 років тому +1

    "Well, you're eating my hotel right now, for starters."

  • @collinbollin
    @collinbollin 13 років тому

    well i came full circle and watched all of the jake & amir videos. . . i should get an award

  • @xoxoIcyFlamesCruxoxo
    @xoxoIcyFlamesCruxoxo 13 років тому

    THIS ISMY FAVOURITE SKETCH OF JAKE AND AMIR. OH WHAT HASHAPPENED TO THEM NOW! D:
    *cries*

  • @darnellrunner
    @darnellrunner 12 років тому

    i just finished my jake and amir marathon and suddenly i think i'm starting again

  • @choicemeatrandy6572
    @choicemeatrandy6572 3 місяці тому +1

    Why did my brain randomly remind me of this series from 15 years ago just as im about to go to bed? 😅

  • @amandaevans3761
    @amandaevans3761 3 роки тому

    This is the first episode I watched, been addicted ever since

  • @suigetsushark
    @suigetsushark 3 роки тому

    the very first Jake and Amir video i ever watched. I can't believe this was 12 years ago! I was just going into Junior High lol

  • @MGskateboarding1
    @MGskateboarding1 13 років тому

    I FINISHED EVERY SINGLE JAKE AND AMIR FROM EPISODE 1. OH. MY. GOD. These are all fucking HILARIOUS.

  • @ErikusRaumo92
    @ErikusRaumo92 13 років тому

    "you can't own chance"
    "Thats beautiful"
    *sign*

  • @felog5
    @felog5 11 років тому

    I'm pretty sure that's how every single game of Monopoly ever played has finished.

  • @RicoJalapeno43
    @RicoJalapeno43 13 років тому

    LOL
    Jake: You can't own chance
    Amir: That's beautiful.

  • @jojony20
    @jojony20 13 років тому

    jake: you can't own chance.
    amir: that was beautiful.
    looool XD

  • @Par3lizingPh33r
    @Par3lizingPh33r 13 років тому

    Jake- You can't own chance
    Amir- That's beautiful
    BAHAHAHA XD

  • @JellieTarzan
    @JellieTarzan 13 років тому

    A few years ago i ran across this video before i even knew about college humor and accidentally clicked on it and i loved it and amir became my favorite comedian and i had no idea this was the very first episode haha lucky huh?

  • @JadedStar01
    @JadedStar01 13 років тому +2

    I've watched every single episode of J&A so many times, so now I can just keep this playlist in a different window and play everything in my head. MULTITASKING FTW :3

  • @psychomelodramajean
    @psychomelodramajean 12 років тому

    I really want a playlist. I keep jumping between 2008-2011 videos from the sidebar.

  • @ADDodger
    @ADDodger 12 років тому

    Hahaha, same, finally gonna look through em all after randomly watching them in random order

  • @cobra0808
    @cobra0808 12 років тому

    this is the 30th time ive restarted this playlist

  • @t90ad
    @t90ad 13 років тому

    i just watched ALL of the videos just now. ready for Round TWO!

  • @rsinfinity1272
    @rsinfinity1272 6 років тому

    Man, im in love with Amir's sweater

  • @fob199
    @fob199 13 років тому

    jake: you can't own chance
    amir: ... that was beautiful

  • @aza3262
    @aza3262 11 років тому

    There's always that one guy that destroys the board game in rage. Even with chess

  • @ePoxy1100
    @ePoxy1100 13 років тому

    I like how Amir reads the chance card upside down

  • @indiefan92
    @indiefan92 4 роки тому

    The first Jake and Amir I ever watched

  • @PrEsTuDNo1
    @PrEsTuDNo1 12 років тому

    I love how Amir instantly assumes that the iron is Sarah

  • @StuntmanJake
    @StuntmanJake 13 років тому

    Every game of Monopoly that I have ever played ended like that...usually with me doing that to the board.

  • @carebearolyn27
    @carebearolyn27 13 років тому

    best episode of jake and amir. hands down.

  • @MikeBassil
    @MikeBassil 13 років тому

    i am now on a mission to watch every jake and amir

  • @groovy65baby
    @groovy65baby 13 років тому

    "FULL HOUSE!"
    "Four of a kind. You owe me $20."

  • @TheGhid
    @TheGhid 13 років тому

    Thumbs up for the channel "JakeAndAmirOuttakes", all the outtakes there.

  • @Peter_1986
    @Peter_1986 2 роки тому

    Me and my family would sometimes add the rule that "Free Parking" gave you all the money that was on the board.

  • @Timbballer23
    @Timbballer23 13 років тому +1

    Such a good first episode! I love this series :D

  • @MegaBearShit
    @MegaBearShit 12 років тому

    my first jake and amir i ever saw

  • @22Mrjsmooth
    @22Mrjsmooth 13 років тому

    I liked this video before i saw it because i knew it was gonna be good... all of their videos are HILLARIOUS

  • @mudlums
    @mudlums 12 років тому

    Jake just left his money on the floor when amir swept the table lol

  • @Jeno404
    @Jeno404 13 років тому +1

    Amir: "I'm going to build a house on chance and me and Jake are neighbours"
    Jake: "You can't do that, you can't own chance"
    Amir: "Thats beautiful"
    LMAO

  • @tinySnorlax
    @tinySnorlax 11 років тому

    "you can't own chance"
    "...that's beautiful"

  • @Dio0o0o
    @Dio0o0o 11 років тому

    best episode of jake and amir by far

  • @yatithebeast
    @yatithebeast 12 років тому

    i love the rage quit at the end

  • @rooster5man
    @rooster5man 13 років тому

    0:59 - "Monopoly game goes horribly wrong when group of friends start playing for money."

  • @jeremydekok
    @jeremydekok 12 років тому

    This episode.
    It's beautiful.

  • @beltranevelyn43
    @beltranevelyn43 12 років тому

    Im going to watch this all over again because frankly I have nothing better to do......

  • @TheJokerActivity
    @TheJokerActivity 11 років тому +1

    Whoa, instant win. That's a pretty chill card. Go directly to jail. LOL.