It's kind of sweet that Amir was so confused by people being opposed to gay marriage, he rationalised it that they must be forcing people to get married ha ha
My brother (who just died 6 days ago) and I loved this video. We used to recite it word for word. He used to do the role of Amir, and I'd play as Jake. I just want to thank Collegehumor, and Jake and Amir for giving my brother a fun memory. He enjoyed all your videos, but this was by far our favorite.
its pretty understandable, its been taboo for centuries and it is against many religions. while you might not agree with it, should still respect other cultures religious customs.
Woodwender455 doesn't bother us, we just hate the celebration of it and the idea that they need to be accepted. It also wasn't illegal, the gov just didn't give out certificates which mean nothing to most marriages
Certificates mean everything. You're not married if you don't have a certificate. And deceased belongings don't reach you if you're not married and you die without a will.
I honestly don't understand how there's even an argument against gay marriage. You don't want homosexual people to get married on the grounds that it has no effect on your life what so ever...makes sense to me.
dhvsheabdh but even that argument makes no sense. Its you religion, so you dont need to marry someone of the same sex. But your religion does not affect those who do not worship it
Tomaten Sosse If a belief system involves a subset belief that homosexual marriage should not be allowed, then of course it is "justified", assuming the religion in and of itself is.The westboro baptist church are a good example of this. They believe that it's sickening that a country would support gay marriage. It affects them because they feel bad for those that will not be sent to heaven. They believe that it is their duty to convert people to see the Lord, or whatever. By having such a country, they believe they have failed themselves and their God.
dhvsheabdh yes, I see what you mean, but considering that most of the countries where this is an issue (let's take the US) are free countries, practising a religion like that goes against the freedom, the US takes so much pride in. Do you get my point?
Michael Schuhler i’m not even vegan but recognize that the two situations are different edit: vegans do it for ethical reasons while gf people do it for personal ones
I love how it hadn't even occurred to Amir that people would be so vehemently against gay people getting married. Even if he's the worst in every conceivable way, he's got some good morals when it comes to this.
i oppose gay marriage even though i find this skit funny. Anyone can do whatever they please in this country but marriage is impossible between two of the same sex. Marriage defined by God is between a man and a woman.
I love how most of the time, when they want to do commentary they have Amir take the position of whoever is being stupid, but in this one they think it's so stupid that even Amir doesn't understand it.
Jake saying “It’s fine, not everything you say has to rhyme” after Amir stubbled with his words trying to rhyme. Is a very low key jab and I am hear for it
The only acceptable form of sexual intercourse takes place between a One Man, One Woman, one camera crew, 1 jar of Crisco, 3 zucchinis, a hamster, and about 12 square yards of rawhide.
Thelema It varies based on location and previous search history. I was watching The video on UA-cam and then searched for the word. The first result displayed was the YT video.
Those who claim homosexuality to be a choice - why would one choose it over being straight? Surely the easier option in today's world is to be straight and get no hassle from anyone. Who is choosing to be a homosexual? I've seen sexuality break people apart emotionally because they can't conform, even though they want to.
That is not completely true. A 20 year old man being in a relationship with a 17 year old girl where they both consent to the relationship is to still looked at as illegal in the us. The man can and in many cases has gone to jail for that. In Japan the age of consent is 14, but only in some cases. Some countries a 14 year old girl can get married with parents consent. If the world can't agree on an age while innocent men continue to go to jail for statutory than it proves my point valid.
No it doesn't it just raises another issue we have in our legal system not defies another. Just because two laws are equally weird doesn't mean they're both right to be laws. And the age of consent laws are there for protection (if you look up their history you'll see they wee full of problems that we have been and still are dealing with) and they would apply to gays too if one was underage. If the age of consent thing wasn't an issue then there would be no reason to ban gay relationships since both would be conscientious and consenting. Two adults are equal in rights, an adult and a child is different, regardless of gender or sexuality
classicblue Right, so you're implying that if you're in the position where you don't find women attractive and can't fall in love with them, you just have to grin and accept your life as it is, never to experience these things? Sure, it's a choice to act on urges, but why should heterosexuals be allowed to and not homosexuals? It shames me that that belief even has a flicker of existence today.
In olden days the prejudice against gay people had to do with procreation. In modern times that's not a problem since artificial insemination exists and the world is overpopulated. So people today just hate gay people because someone told them to.
john smith 2016 is the Gregorian calendar year. our actually year is really different then what we belive. oh well. it's pretty interesting, there are some old calenders. :)
There has been so much blood spilled in the name of god. People need to accept the fact that everyone has a different opinion and to move on. Stop trying to force your religious beliefs upon others. That's how wars start.
classicblue No it's not a two way street. Someone trying to convince you that a god exists and you must worship him is completely different to someone saying you should treat human beings equally.
***** Yeah, but this one is worse. I mean, it's a comedy video about a guy convincing himself that he is Homosexual so that he can marry his best friend who he is completely obsessed with. Yes, they told everyone to support Gay marriage at the end, but come on; does every comment really need to be about how "Gays are dumb" or how "Religious people are dumb"? By the way, the Bible never says Gay marriage should not be allowed, and it also states that religion should be separated from government, meaning that Gay marriage should be totally fine by the religious zealots out there (obviously not all Christians, I am Christian myself).
HP and when I start it up it says "Boot image not authenticated. Press enter to continue" When I press enter is shuts down, no others keys do anything else but produce a irritating beeping noise.
Because when you get married you get benefits from the government, such as access to hospital rooms, decisions on health care, sharing insurance, etc. If you want to spend your life with someone and not get married that is completely up to you.
its funny how you'll think of random jake and amir quotes throughtout the day, thats part of the reason i love this web show is because theres something funny to quote from anyone of these episodes "that was so much more than a tadpole or a guppy" hahah
Well religion is as real as santa so let's come up with a better excuse for not supporting gay marriage. I mean who cares? I love my boyfriend, how is that any different than someone loving someone else? You rock jake and amir
BaconMan The point of the video, yes, is to be funny. But you do realize that all of these comedy media outlets (College Humor, Buzzfeed, Cracked.com) are liberally biased. Sure, they'll make a video about gay marriage that makes conservatives sound like idiots, but I bet you can't find one of their videos that challenge a liberal viewpoint.
It has never been confirmed that they got divorced so Im just gonna assume they're still husbands
same
+Ableza Bryant same
+muiz onifade same
same
same
I wish a later episode would have revealed that the certificate was genuine and Amir actually managed to get them married.
Would of been better if the entire time jake was gay married and didnt have the heart to tell amir his husbands name
@@counturblessings1179 He didn’t want to get his partners name cursed at night
I hope they do that in the new series
They are making new episodes, now is your time
It's kind of sweet that Amir was so confused by people being opposed to gay marriage, he rationalised it that they must be forcing people to get married ha ha
Amir is a legit psychopath criminal
My brother (who just died 6 days ago) and I loved this video. We used to recite it word for word. He used to do the role of Amir, and I'd play as Jake. I just want to thank Collegehumor, and Jake and Amir for giving my brother a fun memory. He enjoyed all your videos, but this was by far our favorite.
+katelyn ast Thank you very much. Yeah, it was pretty hilarious, especially when we would mimick the facial expressions.
Oh gee sorry for your loss😢😢
Thanks.
Hey I know this was posed five months ago but I'm so sorry for your loss I hope you're doing alright.
Isalen Thanks, yeah, doing better now. ☺
jake being the straight man once again
underrated comment
😂
It’s kinda crazy that gay marriage was still illegal when this was made.
I mean it’s still illegal in many places which is even crazier
@@e13kid think they mean in the world
its pretty understandable, its been taboo for centuries and it is against many religions. while you might not agree with it, should still respect other cultures religious customs.
@@ninvusoogoar6098 uhhhh shouldn’t they respect other peoples rights to privacy and freedom that harms no one?
@@ssnful123 in your point of view, but that logic can be flipped back onto yourself when it comes to the views of others you do not agree with.
I like this because it asks the real question "why does it bother you, you don't have to be gay?"
Woodwender455 doesn't bother us, we just hate the celebration of it and the idea that they need to be accepted. It also wasn't illegal, the gov just didn't give out certificates which mean nothing to most marriages
Certificates mean everything. You're not married if you don't have a certificate. And deceased belongings don't reach you if you're not married and you die without a will.
+Ben Hoang "doesn't bother us, we just hate the celebration of it and the idea that they need to be accepted" Fuck off mate.
listen to "then the gays got married" by Trevor Moore
It's awesome and it explains the controversy in a very nuanced and understandable way
Marriage revolves around children so it just makes no sense that's all.
Legalize gay marajuana
UsernameUser best ficking comment ever! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN CHINNER!
UsernameUser oh my god
It's marijuana...
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I honestly don't understand how there's even an argument against gay marriage. You don't want homosexual people to get married on the grounds that it has no effect on your life what so ever...makes sense to me.
Garmec could not agree more
Garmec It's on religious grounds.
dhvsheabdh but even that argument makes no sense. Its you religion, so you dont need to marry someone of the same sex. But your religion does not affect those who do not worship it
Tomaten Sosse If a belief system involves a subset belief that homosexual marriage should not be allowed, then of course it is "justified", assuming the religion in and of itself is.The westboro baptist church are a good example of this. They believe that it's sickening that a country would support gay marriage. It affects them because they feel bad for those that will not be sent to heaven. They believe that it is their duty to convert people to see the Lord, or whatever. By having such a country, they believe they have failed themselves and their God.
dhvsheabdh yes, I see what you mean, but considering that most of the countries where this is an issue (let's take the US) are free countries, practising a religion like that goes against the freedom, the US takes so much pride in. Do you get my point?
i love whoopi goldberg's quote "if you're not for gay marriage, don't marry a gay person"
It's my personal opinion that you shouldn't be able to eat bread because I'm gluten free.
ey now you sound like a vegan
Michael Schuhler i’m not even vegan but recognize that the two situations are different
edit: vegans do it for ethical reasons while gf people do it for personal ones
@@josie3221 thank u Josie, the vegans love u now for getting that.
@@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxya9604 ??? can't tell if you're messing with me but ok
I'm better than ok! I'm gay!
hi from the future
"I won't do it cause it's against my religion" = Okay
"Don't do this, it's against my religion!" = NOT Okay
What are those 2 little lines? Like the, the dashes.
oooc
the equals sign?
+Kessy Mar No no the. the little dashes
+Jerk and Abeesh i think theyre supposed to be the eyes from the =D emoji...cant be sure though
marriage is a Christian concept and already has a definition, changing it for homosexuals is impossible and silly.
I love how it hadn't even occurred to Amir that people would be so vehemently against gay people getting married. Even if he's the worst in every conceivable way, he's got some good morals when it comes to this.
It's pretty funny that they framed the conservative viewpoint as something so unexplainably dumb it doesn't even cross Amir's forever-wrong mind, haha
Jewish people can't eat shrimp, but does that mean they go around trying to keep other people from eating shrimp?
+TheBoomshine That is an incorrect oversimplification.
+Sam S
I agree with your logic. (Though, I'm Jewish and i eat shrimp ;) A lot of other Jews don't, though)
+blizzard wizard
Is english your second language? Or were you just assuming it was a Hebrew word?
+blizzard wizard
K. I'm only two years older than you, but I guess I've had more experience with corn.
No shrimp for you! *takes shrimp*
I love how even Amir isn’t stupid or crazy enough to oppose gay marriage
But he is dumb enough to think that it requires everyone to become gay lol
i oppose gay marriage even though i find this skit funny. Anyone can do whatever they please in this country but marriage is impossible between two of the same sex. Marriage defined by God is between a man and a woman.
@@roshinvarghese6879 you are so dumb tbh
@@roshinvarghese6879 marriage can be secular and the Bible is not a legal document. Get over yourself
@@filmneuro Marriage by definition can't be secular as it is a religious tradition. Civil unions, on the other hand, are fine.
Amir straining so hard to shit his pants while saying "it's natural baby, it's a coincidence" gotta be one of my top j&a moments
Amir was trying so hard to make their relationship cannon xD
They live together in real life! If only they were gay!
+Kevin Nguyen wait so jake and amir never dated?
alexandra michael It's only a matter of time.
...like a giant projectile shooting mechanism?
Or did you mean canon....
It's 2021 and I still lose it every time Amir delivers the line: "Okay? I'm better than okay, I'm gay!" with so much enthusiasm
"either way, since we have to get married gay, I thought I'd make you bae"
"I thought I'd have to snatch you up before someone else took you away"
@@NYCybertruck good rhyme? no, good you
I love how most of the time, when they want to do commentary they have Amir take the position of whoever is being stupid, but in this one they think it's so stupid that even Amir doesn't understand it.
Is this why Amir uses Jake's name on scrolls, because he thinks they're married?
I was in the closet back when this dropped and it made my month back then.
Same
@@b3productions974 lol
@@martyhalloway7935 I can't believe I commented on my own comment from a year ago lmao
@@b3productions974 AMAZING.
Jake saying “It’s fine, not everything you say has to rhyme” after Amir stubbled with his words trying to rhyme. Is a very low key jab and I am hear for it
The only acceptable form of sexual intercourse takes place between a One Man, One Woman, one camera crew, 1 jar of Crisco, 3 zucchinis, a hamster, and about 12 square yards of rawhide.
and no sodomy, remember? If you don't have sex in my favorite position, I'll send you to hell.
Plato
Exactly, butt stuff is gross. and makes the baby Jesus cry.
...have you been watching me?
Oh well. The more the merrier. Lonely Island taught me it's okay, if it's in a three way.
In the Bible it's *always* been 11 square yards, not 12. You 12-yarders need to learn to appreciate the good word.
Wrong on so many levels. Not the least of which being that it’s CUBIC yards. I’m so sick of you pagans.
"it's an equals sign, I'm right." That delivery is so funny.
Jake and Amir congrats on getting your ownership back
"yeah it's fine,
not everything you say has to rhyme."
"I know, I know, SOMEDAY. You have a career". Love it
When I googled Shart, the first image that popped up was Amir's.
don't you mean...pooped up?
no, it wasn't.
Thelema It varies based on location and previous search history. I was watching The video on UA-cam and then searched for the word. The first result displayed was the YT video.
Don't you sit there and lie to me.
Thelema
??
Those who claim homosexuality to be a choice - why would one choose it over being straight? Surely the easier option in today's world is to be straight and get no hassle from anyone. Who is choosing to be a homosexual? I've seen sexuality break people apart emotionally because they can't conform, even though they want to.
That is not completely true. A 20 year old man being in a relationship with a 17 year old girl where they both consent to the relationship is to still looked at as illegal in the us. The man can and in many cases has gone to jail for that. In Japan the age of consent is 14, but only in some cases. Some countries a 14 year old girl can get married with parents consent. If the world can't agree on an age while innocent men continue to go to jail for statutory than it proves my point valid.
No it doesn't it just raises another issue we have in our legal system not defies another. Just because two laws are equally weird doesn't mean they're both right to be laws. And the age of consent laws are there for protection (if you look up their history you'll see they wee full of problems that we have been and still are dealing with) and they would apply to gays too if one was underage. If the age of consent thing wasn't an issue then there would be no reason to ban gay relationships since both would be conscientious and consenting. Two adults are equal in rights, an adult and a child is different, regardless of gender or sexuality
I wasn't talking about children. that subject is obvious.
As it is obvious that two consenting adults can do as they please in their own personal lives.
classicblue Right, so you're implying that if you're in the position where you don't find women attractive and can't fall in love with them, you just have to grin and accept your life as it is, never to experience these things? Sure, it's a choice to act on urges, but why should heterosexuals be allowed to and not homosexuals? It shames me that that belief even has a flicker of existence today.
What even are the arguments against gay marriage?
i don't see any
john smith a book that was written 2000 years ago
which books was written 2000 years ago? i mean the bible is 2016 ish years old...
In olden days the prejudice against gay people had to do with procreation. In modern times that's not a problem since artificial insemination exists and the world is overpopulated. So people today just hate gay people because someone told them to.
john smith 2016 is the Gregorian calendar year. our actually year is really different then what we belive. oh well. it's pretty interesting, there are some old calenders. :)
actually when i look back
some jake and amir episodes are just heart warming
and super informative
Happy 8 year 364 day 2 hour anniversary for this video!!!!!!
This had me in tears. I'm a sucker for shart humor.
Sorry to admit it, but I am a shartaphobe.
Sharts are unnatural and agains the bible, just my opinion :)
You do not belong in our society.
Thank you for supporting marriage for gay couples! It means a lot!
This is why there’s Jake/Amir fanfiction.
I die inside re-reading through homophobic comments.
Antler-Jen cam down its Free Speech
FlyBoyZay FlyBoyZay how was she not calm lol
@@zayzanotti1399 free speech doesn’t mean people can’t think you are an asshole
@@zayzanotti1399 Bruh, free speech does not mean you aren't allowed to be criticized for the things you say.
I ship them harder than UPS...
Ermagerd yes!
No
Dipesh Bhatia yes
why was the camera so shaky on Amir??
Equal sign is the first thing you learn, which gives you more time to forget it.
The ending is so adorable
Happy 10th Anniversary, y'all! Here's to a lifetime of wedded bliss ❤
Wow they actually found a way to make Amir get a message across that makes sense to his character
There has been so much blood spilled in the name of god. People need to accept the fact that everyone has a different opinion and to move on. Stop trying to force your religious beliefs upon others. That's how wars start.
that "forcing your beliefs" thing is a two way street. Many pro gay activists seem to forget that.
classicblue No it's not a two way street. Someone trying to convince you that a god exists and you must worship him is completely different to someone saying you should treat human beings equally.
You have a very limited view on this whole thing. You might want to do some research next time.
classicblue No actually I the opposite of a limited view compared to a homophobe.
Not according to your comments.
"Okay?!? I'm better than okay... I'm gay!" one of the great Amir lines ever.
Thank you!! I'll be here all week folks
This is one of the worst comment sections ever. It makes me extremely disappointed in humanity.
That's true for every youtube comment section tho.
***** Yeah, but this one is worse. I mean, it's a comedy video about a guy convincing himself that he is Homosexual so that he can marry his best friend who he is completely obsessed with. Yes, they told everyone to support Gay marriage at the end, but come on; does every comment really need to be about how "Gays are dumb" or how "Religious people are dumb"?
By the way, the Bible never says Gay marriage should not be allowed, and it also states that religion should be separated from government, meaning that Gay marriage should be totally fine by the religious zealots out there (obviously not all Christians, I am Christian myself).
The comments are a lot better now...
i dont think ppl who has ever sharted deserves the right of clean shorts. sue me
"'Till death do we shart!" This is the greatest quote.
Bring this back!
"Its fine, not everything you say has to rhyme"
I like what they did there
Thank you guys for doing this. Right now, It really means a lot for people to accept gay marriage.
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Yep, and they should be thanked their loving support of sharters too. Gay, straight, clean underwear, sharted underwear, we're all children of God.
Stay gay my friend
Jake looked so pained when his husband (ehem) told him he didn't know what an equal sign was XD
I keep coming back to this video 💓
just so well written 😂
Does Jake and Amir is gay?
Hello There i wush but ni. They are straight as a dried spaghetti.
game grumps reference. They should be on the podcast
@@jeromealday614 until things get steamy.
This is really funny to watch post-Supreme Court announcement.
HP and when I start it up it says "Boot image not authenticated. Press enter to continue" When I press enter is shuts down, no others keys do anything else but produce a irritating beeping noise.
Signed, Kitty Paws.
Why is the government involved with marriage at all?
Because when you get married you get benefits from the government, such as access to hospital rooms, decisions on health care, sharing insurance, etc. If you want to spend your life with someone and not get married that is completely up to you.
+Grant Pritchard The same question I ask about the church being heavily involved in my country's government.
Grant Pritchard taxes
Ben Shapiro much?
Yeah. Republicans are absolutely against big government... except when they aren't.
I adore that Amir, for all of his many flaws, is not homophobic.
"did you really just forget what an equal sign was"!!
Hmm, do you know how to reinstallmy comps boot up section if I do not have the discs that came with the computer?
Lol
Objectively insulting to conservatives
XD
Good. ^^
It's 2023 and the conservative right is still on it 😂
Troy you always answer peoples with a question, you get after people when they avoid your questions when all you do is avoid others questions!
they're so silly i love them
I like that amir is such a horrible person, but the notion of people being against gay people is ridiculous to him
I feel like this video is just more evidence that Katie is the natural successor to Amir at CollegeHumor.
Blasphemy
did you all know theres now a jake and amir podcast?? its called If I Were You
This is over 10 years old and it's still a topic of discussion
“Who is he?” “No...”
Today I am proud to say that I can legally shart with another man in the US :) #LoveWins
While I'm trying, what was with the plane thing? Where are you lol?
best scene entrance ever
im gay
We all have to get gay married now!
what song was amir singing in the beginning of the video??
I love how they're subtly making their point! It's awesome :D
shots fired
I haven't watched it yet but the title says it all
I forgot there was an extended fart joke
Howd they transfer the video but keep the upload date the same?
That moment when Amir is a less terrible person than a lot of people on the planet.
The real question is... Who's on top and who's on bottom?
jake is a verse bottom tho
Christina wil Yeah, that's true
Jakes on top and bottom and amir is crying in the corner
It didn't work last time D: Whats the timing suspossed to be?
its funny how you'll think of random jake and amir quotes throughtout the day, thats part of the reason i love this web show is because theres something funny to quote from anyone of these episodes
"that was so much more than a tadpole or a guppy" hahah
Well religion is as real as santa so let's come up with a better excuse for not supporting gay marriage.
I mean who cares? I love my boyfriend, how is that any different than someone loving someone else?
You rock jake and amir
***** Santa's more real than God, it says so in my book so it's true :)
people who are that hung up in someone elses marriage, needs to get more involved in their own lives
Till death do us shart
Amir’s acting is honestly really good in this episode
Jokes aside, I'm glad this gets more dated by the day
I'M GAYYYYY.
“ITS NATURAL BABY”😂
How do I do that without being able to start it up? The only key that does anything is enter, and that shuts the comp down
Woah the dislikes! A lot of crazy straights not understanding the point I guess
You could have said "conservative" or something instead of categorizing people by sexual orientation...
hi
BaconMan The point of the video, yes, is to be funny. But you do realize that all of these comedy media outlets (College Humor, Buzzfeed, Cracked.com) are liberally biased. Sure, they'll make a video about gay marriage that makes conservatives sound like idiots, but I bet you can't find one of their videos that challenge a liberal viewpoint.
Andy Hayes Only thing I can think of is SJW crap. Maybe conservative viewpoints are anti-reality in general, hm?
Soullessgingerftw1 yup
I really want to send this to all the homophobes I know
3:10 a surprisingly meta comment on their friendship IRL
the pink minuses! !! I died!!