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  • @frankdrebbon8170
    @frankdrebbon8170 3 роки тому +277

    Teddy KGB didn't realize that my boy is wicked smart.

    • @jesss1561
      @jesss1561 3 роки тому +21

      *Wicked smaaht

    • @bfettrules1239
      @bfettrules1239 3 роки тому +4

      I see what u did

    • @sjs928
      @sjs928 3 роки тому +5

      @@jesss1561 ....yes... SMAAHT !

    • @JackpotMike77
      @JackpotMike77 3 роки тому +6

      How do you like dem apples?

    • @adibudica
      @adibudica 3 роки тому +4

      You meant Cyrus the Virus did not realize …

  • @CodaMission
    @CodaMission 2 роки тому +42

    Anyone who thinks he paid him out of honor isn't a businessman. He paid him because if he hadn't, he would clear out his poker joint faster than the cops ever could. If people realize there's no winning at Teddy's, only losing, they are gone. Teddy paid him because it would cost more money not to.

    • @berta394
      @berta394 Рік тому +2

      Must disagree. I think the Mad Russian sees him as having equal poker skills.
      When Teddy was asked “Why don’t you take it back? He replied “Not tonight”
      Teddy had honor. Nobody will be able to convince me otherwise.
      Such a great scene. Malkovich, such a master of his craft. Brilliant.

    • @oneandonly6397
      @oneandonly6397 11 місяців тому

      Thats how americans think but if you don’t pay when you lose your nobody you can get destroyed no matter who you are depths must be paid even if your a mob boss it’s respect thing hed lose it from everyone

    • @apocratos0174
      @apocratos0174 8 місяців тому +1

      Orrrrrrrrrr
      He paid him cause the script told him to

    • @CodaMission
      @CodaMission 8 місяців тому +3

      @apocratos0174 We understand its a movie. You are not special for pointing it out. People in movies have motivations. Rejecting critique of film does not make you smart, just the opposite

    • @angelvalle9963
      @angelvalle9963 5 місяців тому

      Correct 💯

  • @Sutterjack
    @Sutterjack 3 роки тому +86

    Great acting - one of the best gambling films ever - "He beat me..Pay him, pay that man his money..."

    • @bfettrules1239
      @bfettrules1239 3 роки тому +7

      Can’t forget the “straight up.” It shows Teddy getting humbled a little bit.

    • @swelly84
      @swelly84 3 роки тому +3

      I love it

    • @TupDigital
      @TupDigital 3 роки тому +4

      "check, check check check!!"

    • @MrLezghin
      @MrLezghin 2 роки тому +3

      @@bfettrules1239 these are Russian concepts, the concepts of a man, he can scold him during the game, but the guy won honestly, so the debt must be repaid in any way, .. especially in the Russian criminal world, card debt must always be paid, even if you are a thief in law is obliged to pay back the loss ... this is a very serious matter, not returning the card debt ... is considered just a vile and cheap person

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 4 роки тому +193

    I just enjoy Malcovich’s accent. I don’t care how bad it may be.

    • @thejaypikeprojectagainstba2868
      @thejaypikeprojectagainstba2868 4 роки тому +3

      Christopher Collins check out Clowning A Rounders

    • @cv4809
      @cv4809 4 роки тому +16

      It's not a bad accent, this is geniunely how many eastern europeans talk
      Have you ever listened to slavoj zizek

    • @vanezburkett8212
      @vanezburkett8212 3 роки тому +2

      Stick it to you lol

    • @chrisserong4966
      @chrisserong4966 3 роки тому +8

      And in his club, he will splash the pot whenever he wants

    • @wlsmojo
      @wlsmojo 3 роки тому +5

      That’s why I keep watching videos like this over and over again. That accent is gold 😊

  • @davehowes5162
    @davehowes5162 3 роки тому +40

    One of my guilty pleasure movies. Great script and cast, never gets old.

    • @mindlessautomaton
      @mindlessautomaton 2 роки тому +8

      Why guilty? It's a classic

    • @RelentlessOhiox
      @RelentlessOhiox 2 роки тому +7

      It's a cult classic dude and a good movie. No need to feel guilty.

  • @boogersincoffee
    @boogersincoffee 3 роки тому +47

    My friends always quote this in our home poker games and have been doing it for years, I still love it

    • @mattnsac
      @mattnsac 2 роки тому +9

      I vill splazh ze put venever I pleeze

    • @obbzerver
      @obbzerver Рік тому +1

      Do they say it with a fake Russian accent?

    • @boogersincoffee
      @boogersincoffee Рік тому +2

      @@obbzerver haha you know it

    • @obbzerver
      @obbzerver Рік тому +1

      @@boogersincoffee 😆

  • @TheLockon00
    @TheLockon00 5 років тому +166

    "I'm a terrible actor."

    • @TheoneGodfather
      @TheoneGodfather 4 роки тому +9

      That’s what he said but I think it was greatness.

  • @hoze1235
    @hoze1235 5 років тому +36

    3:06 just likhe a youngman coming in for a quickie

  • @kalebsharp7049
    @kalebsharp7049 3 роки тому +105

    Gotta love the respect at the end. Could have killed him, but instead he pays him and admits he lost fairly. Great movie!!!

    • @TheBarbahaba
      @TheBarbahaba 3 роки тому +14

      if he kills him he would see a sharp decline in clients the next day ..
      very hard to hide this with all those people in the room
      its not as much as respect as being a business obligation if he wanted to continue to run a successful underground betting place

    • @connman8d617
      @connman8d617 3 роки тому +12

      @@TheBarbahaba Right? What they don't show you is how McDermott tragically fell off a bridge a few days later and died.

    • @ceceroxy2227
      @ceceroxy2227 2 роки тому +1

      even criminals have some principals

    • @radicevicdent1354
      @radicevicdent1354 2 роки тому

      @@ceceroxy2227 kgb is not criminal......

    • @TheLongWind
      @TheLongWind 2 роки тому +1

      @@radicevicdent1354 He is Ex-KGB and it is implied he now runs a criminal gambling circuit.

  • @paulm2163
    @paulm2163 6 років тому +163

    PAY DAT MYAN HIS MANEY

    • @elvenator
      @elvenator 6 років тому +6

      It's all night! Chick! Chick! Chick! He trepped me!

    • @TimeHandler
      @TimeHandler 6 років тому +3

      @@elvenator cant get erid of khim

    • @willypierre1155
      @willypierre1155 5 років тому +2

      😂 😂 😂

    • @jakebaca264
      @jakebaca264 3 роки тому +4

      MISTER SON OF BITCH

    • @potterj09
      @potterj09 3 роки тому +2

      @@BlendedCreeper K'hanging around, K'hranging around :)

  • @melvinatkins998
    @melvinatkins998 8 місяців тому +1

    Check, check, check!…. 😂. One of my favorite movie lines of all time! 💯

  • @samclemmons5373
    @samclemmons5373 3 роки тому +12

    One of the best roles of all time.

  • @belle6631
    @belle6631 4 роки тому +41

    Oreo, the official cookie of poker

    • @scottcarpenter6491
      @scottcarpenter6491 4 роки тому +1

      You win 😂😂

    • @Cum007
      @Cum007 3 роки тому +1

      "not hungry?"

    • @bubaba8938
      @bubaba8938 3 роки тому

      Wonder how much oreo paid for the add

    • @richboscia1
      @richboscia1 3 роки тому

      I believe they were Hydrox

    • @Orangeflava
      @Orangeflava 4 місяці тому

      ​@@richboscia1 hydrox, the original sandwich cookie with the better crunch!!

  • @NightMedicine
    @NightMedicine 4 роки тому +32

    Malkovich is the king.

  • @LastCommodore
    @LastCommodore 5 років тому +31

    "After all, I am paying you with your money." LOL

  • @cubswin3838
    @cubswin3838 5 років тому +49

    Love his track suit!

  • @joegregor6060
    @joegregor6060 3 роки тому +30

    One of the best Russian accents in movies ever-

  • @TheRealSmendle
    @TheRealSmendle 4 роки тому +16

    Teddy KGB and CC function is pure comedic genius!

  • @randomjive7310
    @randomjive7310 2 роки тому +5

    Wait, I originally thought Mike was playing against a time limit (morning). But then again, KGB said explicitly that they can't stop until one of them has it all.

  • @squashhead1374
    @squashhead1374 4 роки тому +33

    I use all these quotes even today.

    • @lukesnyder6244
      @lukesnyder6244 3 роки тому +1

      Your fate is sitting right beside you

    • @mpup54
      @mpup54 Рік тому

      does he look like a man beaten by Jacks?

  • @MStudios2009
    @MStudios2009 3 роки тому +8

    gud, vant kookie? that line has me in stitches all the time. 😆😆

  • @raymondpatrick9718
    @raymondpatrick9718 2 роки тому +6

    A guy like Teddy KGB would never string bet in a high stakes game or any poker game

    • @MJ-gw2zu
      @MJ-gw2zu Рік тому +1

      Eh, you can see some tired guys get a little cocky and blunder, but generally, you are right, they would not tickle in that manner unless there's more players in the pot

  • @curtismcdonald6838
    @curtismcdonald6838 3 місяці тому +2

    The only thing about this scene that confused me was that Teddy seemed like he would get more satisfaction out of killing Mike than collecting the money Mike owed. In Teddy’s shoes, I would much rather collect a bunch of money than endanger myself by killing Mike and risking getting caught for his murder.

  • @roundsaturn31
    @roundsaturn31 2 роки тому +3

    Love when he calls out "Grandma"

  • @titou2k3
    @titou2k3 Рік тому +2

    "And in my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fAAAAAck I please" XD

  • @EbonAvatar
    @EbonAvatar 8 місяців тому +2

    "Pay heeeem. Pay that myan heeeees myoney."

  • @w780gas3
    @w780gas3 Рік тому +1

    You forgot the part where he yells out “ CHECKS “ when he plays Mike for the second time

  • @anthonyorduno9634
    @anthonyorduno9634 3 роки тому +9

    The best John malkovich performance ever

  • @jai_a_fool
    @jai_a_fool 5 років тому +30

    epic string bets from Teddy!!!

    • @bazzyg
      @bazzyg 5 років тому +19

      It's his club and he can string bet whenever the f**k he pleases.

  • @teddykambouris5516
    @teddykambouris5516 2 роки тому +1

    That’s how real gangsters act he got pissed but he lost fair and square and payed him mad respect

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 2 роки тому +2

      Lol. yes, I'm sure real gangsters have great morals.

  • @thedolt9215
    @thedolt9215 3 роки тому +9

    I don't normally like John Malkovich, but I love him in this role…

  • @4exgold
    @4exgold 2 роки тому +4

    the bit where he says "im still up 20 grand from the last time i stick it in you" and does that tongue clicking thing loooool 😅😅

  • @DrClawizdead
    @DrClawizdead 2 роки тому +2

    Why the hell was Garma pissed off? Mike still has to pay him.

  • @bobbylita1435
    @bobbylita1435 2 роки тому

    Need a full movie on teddy. Block buster for sure

  • @Rutisija
    @Rutisija 3 роки тому +4

    Great movie and best Oreo commercial ever

  • @anubis1416
    @anubis1416 Рік тому +2

    Why is the guy who bought the debt from KGB pissed that now the debtor has the money to pay him back?

  • @frankhernandez6883
    @frankhernandez6883 3 роки тому +6

    John IS the BOMB!!! Mr. "Sunny Beach"

  • @rodels.3745
    @rodels.3745 3 роки тому +3

    He splits oreos like a professional.

    • @Orangeflava
      @Orangeflava 4 місяці тому

      Are we sure they were oreos?

  • @justabaker5609
    @justabaker5609 Рік тому +3

    I doubt anyone connected to the movie ever thought that " pay him, pay that man his money" would become one of the most repeated lines from any movie ever.

    • @cedmo7857
      @cedmo7857 8 місяців тому

      youre right; nobody did. know why? ITS NOT

    • @justabaker5609
      @justabaker5609 8 місяців тому

      I guess we run in different circles.

    • @cedmo7857
      @cedmo7857 8 місяців тому

      @@justabaker5609 you must run in circle jerks

  • @rannverwium7786
    @rannverwium7786 Місяць тому +1

    Teddy KGB’s oreo ASMR chewing moments.
    0:35 2:30 4:21 good. 0:08

  • @kenanacampora
    @kenanacampora 4 роки тому +6

    Eastern Promises vs Rounders. London is full of qveers.

  • @kevinluschak5241
    @kevinluschak5241 Рік тому +1

    He never should picked up his idiot friend up in prison. I would ve left him there!

  • @sdad6378
    @sdad6378 3 роки тому +1

    Teddy needs his own movie. Pay thyat man his myonnney.

  • @mehdiachouri
    @mehdiachouri 3 роки тому +6

    Probably the best Russian accent ever performed in a movie

    • @ceceroxy2227
      @ceceroxy2227 2 роки тому

      @Robert Mandiberg ya maybe russians might disagree, i dont know, i am not russian

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed Рік тому

      Yeah, right up there with Sean Connery's 😂

    • @Нейроблядок
      @Нейроблядок 8 місяців тому

      Yeah he's good

  • @handsomjohn
    @handsomjohn 5 місяців тому +2

    Not gonna lie. I learned how to eat Oreos from Teddy 😊

  • @Brian_B300
    @Brian_B300 5 років тому +10

    After watching this movie no less than 75 times, my only question is how the fuck did mike or nobody else ever spot the cookie tell before the final heads up game?

    • @ststst981
      @ststst981 3 роки тому +3

      I think they wanted it kinda obvious so most average movie-goers can spot it too

    • @nizarlakhoroszczanski96
      @nizarlakhoroszczanski96 2 роки тому

      that's tricky, because "cookies" don't count as much as gestures or absency of these...

  • @Tim21189
    @Tim21189 3 роки тому +5

    I love Malkovich and he’s an all time great actor, but that’s not even close to a Russian accent. Still a great character and great movie.

    • @secretpoop9343
      @secretpoop9343 2 роки тому +2

      what are you talking about. my dad side of family is pure russian and there accents are the same. they have the same pronounciation

  • @RelentlessOhiox
    @RelentlessOhiox 2 роки тому +1

    This is a cult classic right here.

  • @23v0lv32
    @23v0lv32 3 роки тому +4

    As slimey as KGB is , at the end of the game you see he still has a code

    • @R3troZone
      @R3troZone 2 роки тому +4

      Nothing to do with honor. It's business. He's running a gambling club. If word got around that he doesn't pay people that beat him fair and square, his business would be done.

  • @chadevans1229
    @chadevans1229 3 роки тому +2

    One thing I never understood was why Gramma was so upset when he wins at the end? Isn't he gonna get paid?

    • @R3troZone
      @R3troZone 2 роки тому

      No. Because Mike already had the money to pay him off after the first match plus keep a little. KGB goaded him into a rematch to try and win it all back away from him., essentially putting what Mike owed them up for grabs. Mike won it all. So Gramma and KGB got nothing. KGB basically paid Mike off with the money Mike paid Gramma. I suppose Gramma could try and get it from KGB after, but I doubt it.

  • @ajetsela6137
    @ajetsela6137 4 роки тому +7

    5:05 de fak did you laie zat down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gcoinhistorian
    @gcoinhistorian 7 місяців тому

    Imagine being the muscle for a mob boss, completely unaware that Jason Bourne is about to beat the daylights out of you.

  • @jimmyjimmyggful
    @jimmyjimmyggful 10 місяців тому

    KGB is the best character in this movie

  • @Simon-nv5zj
    @Simon-nv5zj 4 роки тому +11

    his accent is so bad its good....

  • @sjs928
    @sjs928 3 роки тому +4

    Malkovich is a genius....

  • @shivasirons6159
    @shivasirons6159 3 роки тому +6

    They cut the line when mike discovers his tell but mike says, " i discovered his tell, ordinarilly i would let him go on eating cookies all night long but i dont have time". Don,t have time!? U discover his tell but u dont have time? I never understood this part.

    • @optimumgaming7404
      @optimumgaming7404 3 роки тому +4

      didn't he only have a few hours to pay back the money?

    • @smellsuperb1
      @smellsuperb1 3 роки тому +1

      Because with the short amount of time he had to win back what he owed, it worked better to have KGB rattled (on tilt) than to think that Mike "just got lucky" on a big hand.
      In an extended session (20+ hours) it's a different story.

    • @tren35
      @tren35 3 роки тому

      Instead of using the tell in a more opportune time later in the night he gave up the fact that he knew his tell with an obvious head scratcher of a call.

    • @codyjohns6525
      @codyjohns6525 2 роки тому

      Mike only had til morning, as he said ynder normal circumstances hed probably sit at that table for days chipping away at KGB stack with the tell on his oreos
      But he didnt have the time

  • @kenneth610
    @kenneth610 Рік тому +1

    This is the whole movie

  • @EatingEnlightenment
    @EatingEnlightenment 3 роки тому +2

    LET'S GET THIS VIDEO TO 1M VIEWS!!!!

  • @supermelonbread
    @supermelonbread 2 роки тому +10

    The cookie thing bothered me a lot. Matt’s character even takes about all the easy tells he could find, some that are subconscious. I’m sure an obvious one like that would be noticed by any good player

    • @nizarlakhoroszczanski96
      @nizarlakhoroszczanski96 2 роки тому +2

      thought about this, i'ts not about cookies, paradoxically..

    • @llamamano7773
      @llamamano7773 2 роки тому

      I think it was exaggerated on purpose for non-serious poker players to pick up on it. If not then I agree, that man would never win a single hand in his life with that obvious of a tell xD

    • @juantrevino2460
      @juantrevino2460 2 роки тому +1

      In poker there’s not many tells, it’s not really a thing. Maybe back in the day or something, but in general most people don’t do anything like that as far as “tells” go

  • @balerjohnson3099
    @balerjohnson3099 4 роки тому +26

    Ya gotta love Malkovich .

  • @ClassicJukeboxBand
    @ClassicJukeboxBand Рік тому +1

    In the first game, Teddy KGB assumes he wins, but McDermott could have had pocket 9's which would have made him a winner...

  • @SupraRyu
    @SupraRyu 3 роки тому +7

    Shiiiit. Now I want Oreo’s.....

  • @ThatGeekyMaker
    @ThatGeekyMaker Рік тому +1

    "Vant a cookie?" 😆

  • @sw4841
    @sw4841 9 місяців тому +1

    Just a brilliant movie!!!

  • @LEGENDCITYest1963
    @LEGENDCITYest1963 Рік тому +1

    I heard people give malkovich shit for his bad accent, but my next door neighbor's sounds exactly like him.

  • @fuhq1607
    @fuhq1607 3 роки тому +2

    If I were a professional Gambler I would use these lines all the time in the casino

  • @jozefu8726
    @jozefu8726 3 роки тому +4

    This made me want to go out and buy Oreos.

  • @daryldooey1
    @daryldooey1 2 роки тому +3

    the reason we love Teddy. -- - - ; e beat me, straight up ;

  • @geralddemery5465
    @geralddemery5465 3 роки тому

    Did teddy call him a fotomat?

  • @jeffdavis7376
    @jeffdavis7376 4 роки тому +4

    The most awesome part of that movie!

  • @berta394
    @berta394 Рік тому

    The most lovable bad guy in any movie. A total creep, yet honorable.
    “ all night long he check check check… he beat me… pay that man his money”
    How fucking brilliant is John Malkovich ?
    Best poker movie of all time.

  • @TheLZempir3
    @TheLZempir3 3 роки тому

    Is that malkovich?

  • @SonofDaVinci4
    @SonofDaVinci4 3 роки тому +1

    5:17 That must have really hurt throwing them away..

  • @williecurleychief8038
    @williecurleychief8038 3 роки тому +2

    This is one badass movie!

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle 2 роки тому +1

    the cookie was the tell.

  • @Shootskas
    @Shootskas 5 років тому +2

    What does "Sitting the apple" mean?

    • @TheKopakah
      @TheKopakah 4 роки тому

      @John Nichols sure

    • @israeldiaz2134
      @israeldiaz2134 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheKopakah how you like them apples

    • @marksimpson2321
      @marksimpson2321 4 роки тому

      Doesn't he say 'setting the apple'? Who knows what he means !

  • @kevincannon9564
    @kevincannon9564 Рік тому

    All time great movie character

  • @majorglenn
    @majorglenn 3 роки тому +4

    Check, check, check 🤪🤯🥳
    He trapped me 🤣🤣🤣
    That is Rule No. 1 in Poker... Placing traps (or not)

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 2 роки тому

    You like apples? How do you like them apples?

  • @kevinluschak5241
    @kevinluschak5241 Рік тому

    The greatest film of its time and a great cast!

  • @MexMafVL13
    @MexMafVL13 3 роки тому +8

    5:20 i use this quote when im on tilt

  • @srvtx6527
    @srvtx6527 2 роки тому

    It’s a SHAME they don’t make movies like this anymore😢. All fking Mavel crap 😩😩😩😩

  • @Dubme2poss
    @Dubme2poss Рік тому

    This is one great part of this movie Rounders... John Malkovich......Give The Man His Moneey!!! He beat me straight up?..

  • @maulrat588
    @maulrat588 3 роки тому +1

    Looks to me like a nonstop montage of string betting.

  • @heyitsvos
    @heyitsvos 5 років тому +11

    Ice’s full

  • @ashleytierney741
    @ashleytierney741 2 роки тому +5

    I love how he holds the cards and shows the bottom card every time lol

  • @Juk3n
    @Juk3n 4 роки тому

    What does Twos are Better mean?

  • @mikeygoodboi
    @mikeygoodboi 3 роки тому +15

    and then after that Matt finally became a successful actor, thanks to Teddy and his cookies.

  • @stuffsomedumb5665
    @stuffsomedumb5665 3 роки тому +1

    He’s pretty badass for a guy who needs both hands to throw a few Oreos

  • @Doerfler135
    @Doerfler135 2 роки тому

    What's the deal with the oreos ??

  • @popekwon6348
    @popekwon6348 4 роки тому +3

    If you dont hiev my monie, then you ar main

  • @R00KIEo87
    @R00KIEo87 6 місяців тому

    3:38 Ciara communication shown in for f****** joke with this fingers suggesting. Then the sounds of movement rivers feet. The ruffle in sound the communication of a body show my trashes giving off the person to words what is inside their mind. That's how I events over you guys

  • @roryvonbrutt7302
    @roryvonbrutt7302 4 роки тому

    What does vagamot mean.... When teddy throws his cards down and calls him a vagamont ???? at 7:oo

    • @marksimpson2321
      @marksimpson2321 4 роки тому

      I think another website says he says sthg pretty rude in Russian to do with mothers! 😶

    • @stevenbeoethy4049
      @stevenbeoethy4049 3 роки тому

      I do believe he's saying
      Fuck You in Russian or there abouts

    • @roryvonbrutt7302
      @roryvonbrutt7302 3 роки тому

      thanks guys but I don't want to know what we believe he saying or what we think he saying I want to know what he is saying‼️‼️‼️‼️®™️

  • @thejaypikeprojectagainstba2868
    @thejaypikeprojectagainstba2868 4 роки тому +1

    Check out Clowning a Rounders

  • @swampduck2609
    @swampduck2609 Рік тому

    Ey Jackie, it’s the jacketttt

  • @daryldooey1
    @daryldooey1 2 роки тому +1

    Mr. sonoffabeach

  • @neverpreparedenough6431
    @neverpreparedenough6431 3 роки тому +1

    Say what you will about KGB but when he lost he paid

  • @NealDamiano
    @NealDamiano 4 роки тому +6

    The Oreo cookie was the tell💡

  • @gengisjon
    @gengisjon 3 роки тому

    You really couldn't pick up his tell, all those Oreos?

  • @jeffreyrichardson
    @jeffreyrichardson 5 років тому

    kanish knows the tell
    doug jody michael reel well
    lauries shit dont smell