Nobody Does It Sweater - The Headgum Podcast - 96

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  • @leoschuehle1170
    @leoschuehle1170 2 роки тому +167

    Johnny absolutely killing the game. Talk about a GOAT segment. Geoff is fired for this I think

    • @Thickolas
      @Thickolas 2 роки тому +10

      Honestly we're a month away from pivoting to "The Johnny and Marika Hour"

    • @flamingsketches
      @flamingsketches 2 роки тому +1

      @@Thickolas Treason!

    • @takatotakasui8307
      @takatotakasui8307 Рік тому

      ​@@Thickolas Absolutely glice

  • @incog.nyto.
    @incog.nyto. 2 роки тому +141

    Johnny with his smaller laptop looks like a picture of Geoff you'd run a bunch of times through a content aware filter

  • @SallyDarrGriffin
    @SallyDarrGriffin 2 роки тому +91

    this sally darr chick seems very hot and talented? good for her honestly

    • @brobincrux5714
      @brobincrux5714 2 роки тому +11

      I didn’t notice at first but honestly she is talented

  • @graythomaslewis
    @graythomaslewis 2 роки тому +127

    I feel a primal fear for the guests knowing that this absolute gremlin can invade their personal space at will. It felt good to finally feel something again 5/5.

  • @Wiggles2797
    @Wiggles2797 2 роки тому +105

    An unbelievable and honestly undeserved increase in production value. I also have no idea how Geoff managed to swindle a star like Sally Darr into appearing on this .. this absolute sham but congratulations on riding her coat-tails for an episode at least. Johnny is a mini Geoff in his own devious way, only Johnny's ethically questionable practices actually lead to tangible results. He gives us a glimpse into what it would be like if Geoff were truly wise. Great segment thanks Johnny

  • @andante4904
    @andante4904 2 роки тому +41

    Johnny absolutely killed it this episode. See when you actually take your time to prepare a segment. Bigger Johnny could never

  • @laurastall4419
    @laurastall4419 2 роки тому +23

    I feel like it’s time to hand the reigns of this show to Johnny. His brand of chaos is unlike anything else.

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 2 роки тому +19

    Playlist:
    17:01 "You Must Not Know 'Bout Gi"
    36:38 "Toodle Time"
    40:51 "Nobody Does it Sweater"
    43:53 "Work"
    47:12 "I Need A Sweater"

    • @mksybr
      @mksybr 2 роки тому +3

      Ghee is spelt wrong

  • @dominiquebautista3769
    @dominiquebautista3769 2 роки тому +9

    That “I’m happy” during the Better Help ad read was a cry for help if I ever heard one

  • @mbnasir6
    @mbnasir6 2 роки тому +12

    One of the best episodes of the podcast, Amir on absolute fire in the first half whilst Sally had no clue that it was all a bit. Then Johnny coming in with another all time classic segment.

  • @Tobiasberger
    @Tobiasberger 2 роки тому +49

    Johnys segment was the best segment ever

  • @incog.nyto.
    @incog.nyto. 2 роки тому +51

    I love how Amir has 2 Gansetts for some reason. He's really hoarding that that that that that that that STUFF quite frankly

  • @sinn1sl0ken
    @sinn1sl0ken 2 роки тому +9

    Love that even in the room, unable to check emails, Amir's still sort of capable of... drifting away for the last 20 minutes. Kind of thinking he might have had a PA broadcasting a screen of his Twitter feed behind the camera.

  • @lukegaines2452
    @lukegaines2452 2 роки тому +11

    The song in this episode was so much more awkward in person than I ever could have imagined. 10/10

  • @luketgodden
    @luketgodden 2 роки тому +32

    Watching this show is my burden to bear, my retribution for the totality of my sins. It permeates my subconsciousness with a grim feeling of dread and despair with little to no hope of redemption. Will recommend to friends and family.

  • @ravenkliff
    @ravenkliff 2 роки тому +25

    based on his reactions I feel it's entirely possible Geoff turned Amir's cans WAY louder than everyone else's as an act of petty insurrection against Amir's image in the Headgum canon

  • @alexmukherjee6673
    @alexmukherjee6673 2 роки тому +25

    You know the book "How to win friends and influence people?" Johnny's sales pitches are the opposite of that.

  • @BaconManProd
    @BaconManProd 2 роки тому +3

    The "you must not know about guy" nearly killed me. Incredible segue

  • @issacadams9519
    @issacadams9519 2 роки тому +3

    @32:11 greatest bit of the century on a podcast or otherwise. This is why Amir just is..

    • @GameParalysis
      @GameParalysis Рік тому

      youre a life saver with this time stamp

  • @MichaelDermotMusic
    @MichaelDermotMusic 2 роки тому +10

    Johnny is absolute poison to Amir in this episode…. And I’m loving it!!

  • @robpa3169
    @robpa3169 2 роки тому +52

    Amir's legs were the only thing that got me through this godless abomination of a podcast. Not at all noodly rubberbands like his father's.

  • @staher1990
    @staher1990 2 роки тому +5

    JOHNNY killed it! Hahaha what a great suprise contract signing bit 🤣😆😁

  • @ScubaSteve771
    @ScubaSteve771 2 роки тому +9

    Favorite episode so far! Great job Johnny!

  • @keelansiemens6537
    @keelansiemens6537 2 роки тому +9

    Johnny killed it this ep! Amir since you want legwear feedback I feel like an episode in capris is worth a try, less bare skin but all the cankle you could ever want

  • @HalzyonMC
    @HalzyonMC 2 роки тому +6

    oh man the studio looks great, made this one even more fun to watch!

  • @phunkybarbie
    @phunkybarbie 2 роки тому +6

    Geoff looks like he wanted to go as Johnny for Halloween and his parents forgot and just threw something together last minute. Overall one of his better looks.

  • @Sunroc
    @Sunroc 2 роки тому +23

    Marika still hasn't responded to the hard hitting question, why is she going to glamp in France at a race that translates to The Men?
    Who are they?

    • @Ian-nn1fn
      @Ian-nn1fn 2 роки тому +2

      Marika wants to see some real non-Geoff men. Totally understandable to be fair.

    • @the-boring-car-guy
      @the-boring-car-guy 2 роки тому

      @@Ian-nn1fn pretty good

  • @GowenID
    @GowenID 2 роки тому +2

    I didn't watch this podcast, but then I did, and now I watch it all the time.

  • @hrhaakash
    @hrhaakash 2 роки тому +3

    Whenever Johnny has a segment it kills... have him on more often!

  • @noel1735
    @noel1735 2 роки тому +1

    "You're old and your hip hurts" is one of the funniest burns I've heard in a while.

  • @TheHighRoadToVictory
    @TheHighRoadToVictory 2 роки тому +6

    Yes! johnny with another homerun segment

    • @Ian-nn1fn
      @Ian-nn1fn 2 роки тому +1

      That was such a kiki thing to do of him.

  • @sforce1412
    @sforce1412 2 роки тому +7

    Blue eyes. Full beard. Can’t get any Durst than this

  • @just4commentsable
    @just4commentsable 2 роки тому +8

    Just peeped the ganssett I'm chuckling and chortling

  • @KevinwithaK_
    @KevinwithaK_ 2 роки тому +7

    "Work" was actually hype af...

  • @samuelmaki1784
    @samuelmaki1784 2 роки тому +3

    This night terror somehow turned into an actually good podcast during Johnny’s segment. 7/8

  • @Appreii
    @Appreii 2 роки тому +2

    I almost forgot Amir is the original Geoff. Really shows on this one.

  • @Thickolas
    @Thickolas 2 роки тому +3

    Geoff is what you get when you take Johnny and convert all his talent and drive into additional mass

  • @SomethingInterest
    @SomethingInterest 2 роки тому +27

    Ugh, another episode?

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. 2 роки тому

      I'll watch it but not out of love

  • @chasehlee7197
    @chasehlee7197 2 роки тому +3

    Toodle time sounds like a cute way of saying that it’s time to leave.

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 2 роки тому +5

    Johnny’s music is way too good to be the punchline of a joke lol

  • @ebadkhan7649
    @ebadkhan7649 2 роки тому +2

    Johnny wins this episode. Nay, this podcast. He came with a segment better than every Geoffordy combined.

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 2 роки тому +16

    When are you guys gonna make more funny office videos?

  • @agneseditsstuff
    @agneseditsstuff 2 роки тому +1

    Johnny! You're a king for this. Short king more specifically

  • @julieburnsTY
    @julieburnsTY 2 роки тому

    this is the guest that finally made me watch this podcast

  • @paulwilber954
    @paulwilber954 2 роки тому +2

    Of course amir dies at the reimbeerse joke lmao

  • @juliagrudges1755
    @juliagrudges1755 2 роки тому +19

    i listen to this podcast before i go to sleep and i sleep not well now just know that i think that is your fault geoffery james

  • @jackfarley9730
    @jackfarley9730 2 роки тому +1

    Johnny and Geoff really switched vibes towards the end there lol

  • @jeremiahbaugh8195
    @jeremiahbaugh8195 20 днів тому

    Lol at the end amir really wanted to bring up that they did the "nobody does it sweater" on J&A already

  • @Jordan-fi5on
    @Jordan-fi5on 2 роки тому +2

    Amir’s legs are looking jacked 💪

  • @DeadInTheFace
    @DeadInTheFace 2 роки тому +26

    Amir’s thighs are cancelled for just being so close to a woman, of any age.

  • @noahking6539
    @noahking6539 2 роки тому +3

    Love 13:37 Amir and avital joke

    • @noahking6539
      @noahking6539 2 роки тому +1

      16:00 Geoff starts setting up the ghee song

    • @noahking6539
      @noahking6539 2 роки тому +1

      32:00 Amir song and Geoff destroying ears

  • @anubislee36
    @anubislee36 2 роки тому +1

    Sally Darr clearly crushin' on Amir.
    Which makes sense because he's definitely an AmirTrap of himself

  • @koziol552
    @koziol552 2 роки тому +4

    The manic energy and exposed thighs only proved to sour my mood and heighten my already overwhelming anxiety.

  • @Lmm177
    @Lmm177 2 роки тому

    We love sally darr !!!!!

  • @TestTubeGirl
    @TestTubeGirl 2 роки тому +6

    "Music in this video"
    "Let's Get It Started (Spike Mix)"
    The hell is Spike Mix??

  • @anthony7960
    @anthony7960 2 роки тому +4

    This episode made me fear. 10/10

  • @alecwingfield7934
    @alecwingfield7934 2 роки тому +1

    Unrelated and tbh kinda random but I absolutely feel a mysterious urge to devour a pint of some sweet Narragansett lager right now

  • @Brian-nw3ey
    @Brian-nw3ey 2 роки тому +8

    Oh no…

  • @adamcharming
    @adamcharming 2 роки тому

    I've never seen a degustation of contracts before, truely great

  • @jpsheridan95
    @jpsheridan95 2 роки тому +1

    just noticed the fucking gansetts lmao

  • @wowzers1237____
    @wowzers1237____ Рік тому

    Sally, don't even worry about it. All of these contracts are null and LLOYD.

  • @theopenmouth9695
    @theopenmouth9695 2 роки тому +1

    Love geoffs hair.

  • @dprender97
    @dprender97 2 роки тому +1

    Nice hat for the ad read.

  • @beno1129
    @beno1129 2 роки тому +2

    Geoff's hair is lush of sorts.

    • @CollinRapp33
      @CollinRapp33 2 роки тому +1

      And it’s so long that it’s practically a brush for jorts!!

  • @spencer6106
    @spencer6106 2 роки тому +1

    congrats on the great ep Johnny! Geoff take the hint and hand over the keys. your time has passed, be gone 10/10

  • @kaizersoze1950
    @kaizersoze1950 2 роки тому +1

    Amirs legs!! That nigga gonna kick someone to the moon!

  • @skalty9868
    @skalty9868 2 роки тому

    The buggirl200 shoutout? Legendary

  • @kevinowens2838
    @kevinowens2838 2 роки тому +1

    I just want to be Johnnys friend!

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 2 роки тому

    You should show HGP memes on that LCD screen

  • @jtsizzle6918
    @jtsizzle6918 2 роки тому +9

    This is the best episode yet, and not in a good way.

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo 2 роки тому +1

    What is this? I'll comment later when I watch more than part of the Mailcimp ad.

  • @micahbutonline
    @micahbutonline 2 роки тому +3

    So what is this? A podcast?

  • @dedicatedsleuth
    @dedicatedsleuth 2 роки тому +5

    More like NarraGAMSett with Amir's legs on full view. The camera placement was more than favorable and if this show were in the market to traumatize its guests further, I would recommend a uniform of no less than jorts

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 2 роки тому +2

      How about we all just stop watching and start reading Darby's comments instead?
      Is that fair?

    • @dedicatedsleuth
      @dedicatedsleuth 2 роки тому

      @@thehammurabichode7994 Unfortunately I'm in a a a a a a toxic love hate relationship with the twee fuck! He's my poisonous muse!

  • @jofosho2762
    @jofosho2762 Рік тому

    I fully and completely thought Sally Darr Griffin and Avital Ash were the same person and it's only now, on my fourth rewatch of the show in 4 weeks, that I understand they are, in fact, separate individuals. Peace to all.

  • @Ntk503
    @Ntk503 2 роки тому +5

    Amir next time think zaddy jorts for our viewing experience. Otherwise least toxic episode to date. Must be hard to pick on someone who is much larger than Jew in person

  • @kevinowens2838
    @kevinowens2838 2 роки тому

    Does Amir have leg hair?

  • @leviwardrobe3328
    @leviwardrobe3328 2 роки тому +8

    The "too loud" bit genuinely wore me down and made me more and more pissed off as the episode went on. For the first time in my life, I sympathized with Amir. The first actually not terrible episode in a long time with decent content and vibe and he ruins it. Geoff should have never been.

  • @evyverschaeve9742
    @evyverschaeve9742 2 роки тому

    Shorts looking pretty short there pall. Maybe consider some jants next time.

  • @BMDNERD
    @BMDNERD 2 роки тому

    Did Geoff almost cry during the ad read?

  • @1Pjimmi1
    @1Pjimmi1 2 роки тому +1

    Oh god here we go again

  • @jacksonmississippiisdefmyname
    @jacksonmississippiisdefmyname 2 роки тому

    Geoff is handsome. I never noticed on the zoom eps

  • @beempboomp
    @beempboomp 2 роки тому +8

    Johnny is kind of a national treasure.
    Adds so much to the show! Great work! Unsubscribed.

  • @markmcmillan4233
    @markmcmillan4233 2 роки тому

    48:14

  • @natty3696
    @natty3696 2 роки тому +2

    love how much they interrupt her its fun to be a woman

  • @emlyons
    @emlyons 2 роки тому

    Yeah, I was looking at Amir's gams, yeah. I was.
    Honestly? I took a gander or two at his gams-der. Or shoe.
    As in, shoes on the feet on his legs.
    Op Ka Bump Fa Solid

  • @agneseditsstuff
    @agneseditsstuff 2 роки тому

    Those GAMS tho Amir, right? RIght? Hello

  • @quinnsbtube
    @quinnsbtube 2 роки тому

    SALLY

  • @mikeangelo94
    @mikeangelo94 2 роки тому

    I was thinking about Amir's bare legs earlier in the episode and then he mentioned it. So yeah it was noticeable.

  • @Nofro__
    @Nofro__ 2 роки тому

    The first good episode. Mostly cuz them shorts Amir

  • @Haboo65
    @Haboo65 2 роки тому

    Hey guys stop selling ads it really hurts my immersion

  • @MsPhelpsphan97
    @MsPhelpsphan97 2 роки тому +2

    geoff take sally darr on a date challenge

  • @becomingachristian
    @becomingachristian 2 роки тому

    How come we never see Reilly anymore? Is she just off doing her own thing?

    • @laff2024
      @laff2024 2 роки тому +32

      no one should need a reason why they don't come on this show

    • @xbc2000_
      @xbc2000_ 2 роки тому +2

      She does Review Revue which is on HG - but never seems to come on the Headgum Podcast for some reason

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. 2 роки тому +5

      @@xbc2000_ I think this show is reason enough to never come on this show

    • @cherryslat5702
      @cherryslat5702 2 роки тому +4

      @@xbc2000_ She was in the Audit part 3

    • @CollinRapp33
      @CollinRapp33 2 роки тому +6

      In Reilly & Geoff’s Patreon Q&As, she says she’d like to be on more but she’s rarely free on the days they tend to record. Geoff talked about trying to record at a different time at some point to try to get her on again.

  • @edgarspavlovics3540
    @edgarspavlovics3540 2 роки тому

    old logo on mic's alert

  • @Tmonkey18
    @Tmonkey18 2 роки тому +3

    Johnny should be the host lol

  • @PJonston
    @PJonston 2 роки тому +2

    Amir is no

  • @JamScamly
    @JamScamly 2 роки тому

    I can feel the built-in reaction-mechanisms of basic human respect & decency in response to proximity & eye-2-eye contact kicking in for Geoffrey here,
    and i'd like to take a moment to dissuade you, Geoffrey, from letting those impulses get the better of you.
    We want you to let the dark & indecent impulses get the _worst_ of you, Geoffrey. Just really get Nasty with it.
    If you can't look into a person's pupils & shovel wretchedness right into their gaping mouth, then I don't know what we're even _doing_ here!

  • @stevemyers3082
    @stevemyers3082 2 роки тому +5

    Amir needs to stop flirting with girls who are 1/3rd his age. I know that his girlfriend is dating another dude but still.

  • @brett9721
    @brett9721 2 роки тому

    Honestly Amirs shorts were uncomfortably long.

  • @jpsheridan95
    @jpsheridan95 2 роки тому

    didn't notice the bare legs until mentioned, honestly you could go shorter, in fact, you should

  • @WormsFTW100
    @WormsFTW100 2 роки тому

    I see the word comedian is a term applied very broadly nowadays