Rubbing Ebbles - The Headgum Podcast - 105
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
- Amir, Marika, and the Voice of God (aka a camera-less Casey) join Geoff to discuss hanging out with celebrities, the worst sauce in the English language, and suing Headgum.
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All jokes aside, fantastic episode. An all-time great. Marika, Amir, and Casey were in top form, great lineup. Jeff should’ve never been rehired. 10/10
asking for Marika's peak is irrelevant. she HAS peaked, she IS peaking and she will CONTINUE to peak.
yes, a peak implies the existence of not one, but multiple, slopes/inclines that descend downward. so the word “peak” may not be applied to Marika, as she does not have these
@@bryanburns4874 she is a plateau, a tibet of herself, the highest plateau of peaking within the human race as we know it
Marika is the opposite of Dennis Reynold
"His jaw can cut not only cut glass, but also tension". I get this comment section is a place to poke fun, but I think Geoff might be a genius... of jorts
I'm glad to see Amir looking very relaxed. I listen to this while doing other things and it adds to the laid back vibe
I like the format of this podcast should as Amir therapy sessions, but like the opposite of therapy
Really enjoyed amir's vibe. Really chill. A good balance to Geoffrey's... Demeanor
Geoff's demeanor? How about Geoff's "Die meaner!" 'Cause he's a mean German of himself
I missed marika so much she’s so good at telling Geoff off
TGMIH - thank god marika is here
I'm cool with Amir laying down
Marika is getting peaker and peaker every episode. She's in her peak era. She's a friggin dime and she IS top dollar. ZOE WE LOVE YOU
I loved that Amir was horizontal!
The truly fucked thing about this show is how there isn't really a protagonist in any meaningful sense
The best we have is Marika, but she only appears at a deuteragonist rate at best :'(
not to mention
The best part of the Headgum Podcast is when Amir says "I'm gonna be sick"
Marika's amazing, Amir lying down vibe added to the experience, Casey nailed it, and Joff's cat is nice!
This is one of the best vibes this show has had in a long time lol.
Also “like 2 people” thirsting over Marika is wildly low because I feel like most people only comment in order to show/spout love for her OR to spout hatred when she is not on the show
The cross we all have to bear is tuning in to this podcast every week! I say bear because its like getting my ears mauled by one for an hour straight.
I listen every week, and it makes me weak.
another testament to Marika’s greatness: I was able to finish this episode. Despite Geoff’s being an absolute shugarin falls of himself.
im irrationally angry about no one knowing the animals and geoff suggesting they were a one hit wonder
"major key alert! I dont actually have anything but let's see what I can come up with *major key alert* don't forget to bond with your loved ones"
Geoff is a true inspiration in improv comedy
17:00 for those looking for the rubbing of ebbles
Nice preparation from Geoff for a change. The 73 questions were, for lack of a better term, good.
I just began listening to this podcast. It's so funny and enjoyable actually.
Oh my gosh that rubbing ebbles bit got me crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣
another week being tormented by this, this, this Dorito on a stick, for lack of a better term
there are definitely better terms
Doughrito*
God damn it, not this again. Every Friday? Really?
Really no chance if he’s already pissed in the ad read
A chipmunk and his favorite Petco employee…love it.
Marika is amazing, Amir is… fine I guess. Geoff please leave.
Also get Casey on the pod ffs
why dont you like geoff?
Maybe the best episode of the pod so far. 73 vague questions was incredible.
"Sunglasses at night! or other?"
"Other."
Loved Amir lying down
This is definitely one of the funniest episode
My favorite crew is here
Personally my favourite house is Hugh Laurie and his favourite band/musician according to some cursory research is Bruch’s Violin Concerto in G Minor! I really liked the vibe of this pod especially when Amir lay down. Would be great to see guest under a duvet maybe even asleep? Some food for thought 🤔. Fun ep despite the inane questions 8/10
2:22 ad ends
15:41 dating in LA
17:08 rubbing ebbles
27:18 ad 2 ends
48:28 try to strangle him
I really enjoyed this episode, it felt like going back to the basics. The basics of course being how horrible Geoff is as a host.
31:33 the timing on that sound clip 😂
This is why Ellie needs a new home
Geoff looked 13 years old his whole life until he turned 18 at which point he looked 30. And still does
I think dating Marika is like dating in LA. Imagine going to New York to see Marika, with the explicit goal in mind to have an in with a, for lack of a better term, podcast company! I can leverage my connection to Marika and Headgum into an interview with team Coco, and before you know it I'm replacing Conan O'Brien on his own show. Yeah. So with that all in mind: Marika, you can take my reigns anytime.
39:45
I wish I could use this "I've never had sex" joke, but people would believe me.
I thought these were vague? Why do the questions become more and more specific?
Amir and Marika are the best foils for Geoff, I miss them on every episode they're absent from
Can we try Amir prostrate on the next ep? I really think I'd enjoy the show more if he was planking throughout.
♫ You must not know bout' Cedi ♫
Great ep
Really nice thumbnail on this one!
Geoff is a zaddy of himself today
Geoff: muscles almighty, ankles so tiny. Everyone else was a dream.
This show is my guilty displeasure
Why does Geoff always bring these exhaustingly long and worthless segments to the show? Makes me hangry to be sure.
dropped a like just for the michelin possible joke
THE FOSTER CAT ❤
Wait…are you ganging up on Marina for the next hundred episodes? This dynamic is weird…I love it.
Cool to learn that Geoff is a Kim possible stan
Also, shoutout to Donahue's literary picks. Raymond Carver is the STOAT
The most pissed anyone's been talking about CBD
I thought all the comments here were memes on how bad this is but it's all true. The host yawned! The co-host almost feel asleep for most of it! 10/11
37:00 Honestly... Marika's hot
Gracias
Did you see my comment on the last video? Or I mean the one with George?
Oh no - Apologies to Marika for the amount of gross praise she's going to get in the comments this episode, and the even worse 'joke' insults
Man, does this thing need another layer??
Seems ok so far. It's wild that Headgum's youtube commenters are better at self-editing than Geoff
@@Thickolas right? It's like the opposite of the Earwolf reddit
Wow where’s hurwitz? Again? Starting to think he got ousted
The Fucking Ad is so abrasive to start the episode?
House of the Rising Sun is Eric Burdon & The Animals.
Nice save almost cussing on the ad read Geoff
its Amir horizontal for me
Rubbing ebbels is the same as….., for lack of a better term, autofellatio
That’s a fine term and no it isn’t
Marika is cool, and Geoff is a lower lifeform in man's clothing
are we not gonna talk about how with the hair and the hands hiding in the shirt sleeves, geoff is channeling ariana grande?
id like to see this reflected in the next musical bit
jeff and marika looking extra hot, happy pride lmaooo. amir you look chine,' okay, even
I have a nice pair of RANKLES. Regular ankles.
If I were to give Marika a performance review it would be most
Bad lighting
ebbles: 17:00
"Green tea ice cream is nah"
WOW first time in my life where I actually think Amir's a *diva roach* for this
I love it
Vague's 73 Questions:
1. What’s the movie you watch when you’re feeling sad or happy?
2. Favorite news in the last five years?
3. Favorite Marvel/marble?
4. What about a book you got?
5. When you were like ten, did you realize like, “Oh, I’m gonna grow up to be shit?”
6. A class you took in high school that you don’t remember taking?
7. Favorite TV show that never was?
8. On a scale of 1-40, how are you feeling about life right now?
9. Favorite iPhone call?
10. Least social media?
11. Who shouldn’t everyone know?
12. What food do you hate to not have?
13. Favorite drink to eat?
14. Favorite dessert time thang?
15. Vanilla or other?
16. Coffee, tea, or WAX?
17. What’s the hardest part about others not being you?
18. What’s your favorite band’s favorite house?
19. Favorite house’s favorite band?
20. Song or long?
21. If you could sing a duet with Erich von Stroheim, why wouldn’t you?
22. If you could master one instrument, where would it be?
23. If you had no tattoos, when would that happen?
24. To be or not to be, OR not to be?
25. Dogs or rats?
26. Bird watching and whale watching, OR naw?
27. Best gift you’ve never received?
28. Best gift you’ve never given?
29. Last thing you stole or a friend?
30. What’s you’re favorite game when you’re busy?
31. What’s your favorite place to visit on a whim/avails?
32. What country do you wish never even happened?
33. What’s your favorite color for a day?
34. Shoes, shirts, or other?
35. Beach party or impassioned argument?
36. Jogging or aerobic exercise?
37. Road trip of course?
38. Best way to release tension between two former sworn enemies?
39. If you had no superpowers, what would be different?
40. What’s the weirdest sauce in the English language?
41. What’s your favorite flower power?
42. How was the last time you sighed?
43. Do you like your woodworking?
44. Do you caulk?
45. What’s your least favorite thing about yourself or not?
46. What’s your favorite thing about yourself? Lie.
47. Who/why do you miss most/Jost?
48. What are you listening to right now in this room?
49. Favorite Snell?
50. Why was the last time you spoke to someone on the phone?
51. Where was the last person you sent a text to?
52. A sport you wish you could read?
53. A hairstyle you know you can pull off but could?
54. Sunglasses at Night or other?
55. Happy Endings, the show/crime, who?
56. Favorite season within winter?
57. Three people, living or dead, that you would like to dismiss?
58. Banish Mark-Paul Gosselaar, why or why not?
59. Life is a Highway or train station mishaps?
60. How were you born, and who?
61. What’s the closest you’ve been from home?
62. Sweetcakes or savory buns?
63. Lipstick or oath keeping?
64. What book of the Bible have you read over and over and over and over?
65. Favorite bedtime story as an adult?
66. What would be the title of your memoir? Failure?
67. Who would play you in a movie? Don’t choose someone hot.
68. Least favorite animal that you guys think we should all eat?
69. Why would you ever write a movie?
70. What’s the reason for you to have a platform?
71. If people do what you say, why would the world be any different?
72. What drug should everyone have to take to deal with Amir?
73. Desert sunsets or suing Headgum?
Note: I'm unsure if question 5 (When you were like ten, did you realize like, “Oh, I’m gonna grow up to be shit?”) was originally part of Vague's 73 questions, but I beleive Geoff only asked 72 other questions and when he referenced question numbers it seems like this is included in the list. If I'm wrong, then correct me.
You are wrong
@@NicoWorm Please let me know where the mistake is. I watched it at least twice and didn't catch it before. Definitely want a correct list, though.
@@peterbyykkonen8901 ua-cam.com/video/-te7l4MZp5U/v-deo.htmlsi=IiClYUHnew0rwUP7 1:06
But how many Rubles?
No. Just no.
I like
I cant tell if geoff is a real person or if is just playing a role his entire life
Top Gun is a glorious American folk tale. But it’s ok Marika, you’re allowed to be wrong, this is America after all…..thanks to Top Gun.
It's so unfair...
Marika is definitely a Tessa Thompson-like, but if we cant choose anyone hot i guess Liberty from Degrassi
This is the quintessential Headgum Podcast episode - but to fully appreciate its artistry (or lack thereof) you have to have had your sense of humour poisoned by at least 15 other episodes.
Quite genuinely, Marika is the only good part of these anymore.
TGMIH
Vague questions? This is a vague podcast.
More lying down please
Amirs gotta lie down more
:)