All jokes aside, fantastic episode. An all-time great. Marika, Amir, and Casey were in top form, great lineup. Jeff should’ve never been rehired. 10/10
yes, a peak implies the existence of not one, but multiple, slopes/inclines that descend downward. so the word “peak” may not be applied to Marika, as she does not have these
"His jaw can cut not only cut glass, but also tension". I get this comment section is a place to poke fun, but I think Geoff might be a genius... of jorts
This is one of the best vibes this show has had in a long time lol. Also “like 2 people” thirsting over Marika is wildly low because I feel like most people only comment in order to show/spout love for her OR to spout hatred when she is not on the show
The truly fucked thing about this show is how there isn't really a protagonist in any meaningful sense The best we have is Marika, but she only appears at a deuteragonist rate at best :'(
"major key alert! I dont actually have anything but let's see what I can come up with *major key alert* don't forget to bond with your loved ones" Geoff is a true inspiration in improv comedy
Personally my favourite house is Hugh Laurie and his favourite band/musician according to some cursory research is Bruch’s Violin Concerto in G Minor! I really liked the vibe of this pod especially when Amir lay down. Would be great to see guest under a duvet maybe even asleep? Some food for thought 🤔. Fun ep despite the inane questions 8/10
I think dating Marika is like dating in LA. Imagine going to New York to see Marika, with the explicit goal in mind to have an in with a, for lack of a better term, podcast company! I can leverage my connection to Marika and Headgum into an interview with team Coco, and before you know it I'm replacing Conan O'Brien on his own show. Yeah. So with that all in mind: Marika, you can take my reigns anytime.
are we not gonna talk about how with the hair and the hands hiding in the shirt sleeves, geoff is channeling ariana grande? id like to see this reflected in the next musical bit
Vague's 73 Questions: 1. What’s the movie you watch when you’re feeling sad or happy? 2. Favorite news in the last five years? 3. Favorite Marvel/marble? 4. What about a book you got? 5. When you were like ten, did you realize like, “Oh, I’m gonna grow up to be shit?” 6. A class you took in high school that you don’t remember taking? 7. Favorite TV show that never was? 8. On a scale of 1-40, how are you feeling about life right now? 9. Favorite iPhone call? 10. Least social media? 11. Who shouldn’t everyone know? 12. What food do you hate to not have? 13. Favorite drink to eat? 14. Favorite dessert time thang? 15. Vanilla or other? 16. Coffee, tea, or WAX? 17. What’s the hardest part about others not being you? 18. What’s your favorite band’s favorite house? 19. Favorite house’s favorite band? 20. Song or long? 21. If you could sing a duet with Erich von Stroheim, why wouldn’t you? 22. If you could master one instrument, where would it be? 23. If you had no tattoos, when would that happen? 24. To be or not to be, OR not to be? 25. Dogs or rats? 26. Bird watching and whale watching, OR naw? 27. Best gift you’ve never received? 28. Best gift you’ve never given? 29. Last thing you stole or a friend? 30. What’s you’re favorite game when you’re busy? 31. What’s your favorite place to visit on a whim/avails? 32. What country do you wish never even happened? 33. What’s your favorite color for a day? 34. Shoes, shirts, or other? 35. Beach party or impassioned argument? 36. Jogging or aerobic exercise? 37. Road trip of course? 38. Best way to release tension between two former sworn enemies? 39. If you had no superpowers, what would be different? 40. What’s the weirdest sauce in the English language? 41. What’s your favorite flower power? 42. How was the last time you sighed? 43. Do you like your woodworking? 44. Do you caulk? 45. What’s your least favorite thing about yourself or not? 46. What’s your favorite thing about yourself? Lie. 47. Who/why do you miss most/Jost? 48. What are you listening to right now in this room? 49. Favorite Snell? 50. Why was the last time you spoke to someone on the phone? 51. Where was the last person you sent a text to? 52. A sport you wish you could read? 53. A hairstyle you know you can pull off but could? 54. Sunglasses at Night or other? 55. Happy Endings, the show/crime, who? 56. Favorite season within winter? 57. Three people, living or dead, that you would like to dismiss? 58. Banish Mark-Paul Gosselaar, why or why not? 59. Life is a Highway or train station mishaps? 60. How were you born, and who? 61. What’s the closest you’ve been from home? 62. Sweetcakes or savory buns? 63. Lipstick or oath keeping? 64. What book of the Bible have you read over and over and over and over? 65. Favorite bedtime story as an adult? 66. What would be the title of your memoir? Failure? 67. Who would play you in a movie? Don’t choose someone hot. 68. Least favorite animal that you guys think we should all eat? 69. Why would you ever write a movie? 70. What’s the reason for you to have a platform? 71. If people do what you say, why would the world be any different? 72. What drug should everyone have to take to deal with Amir? 73. Desert sunsets or suing Headgum? Note: I'm unsure if question 5 (When you were like ten, did you realize like, “Oh, I’m gonna grow up to be shit?”) was originally part of Vague's 73 questions, but I beleive Geoff only asked 72 other questions and when he referenced question numbers it seems like this is included in the list. If I'm wrong, then correct me.
This is the quintessential Headgum Podcast episode - but to fully appreciate its artistry (or lack thereof) you have to have had your sense of humour poisoned by at least 15 other episodes.
All jokes aside, fantastic episode. An all-time great. Marika, Amir, and Casey were in top form, great lineup. Jeff should’ve never been rehired. 10/10
asking for Marika's peak is irrelevant. she HAS peaked, she IS peaking and she will CONTINUE to peak.
yes, a peak implies the existence of not one, but multiple, slopes/inclines that descend downward. so the word “peak” may not be applied to Marika, as she does not have these
@@bryanburns4874 she is a plateau, a tibet of herself, the highest plateau of peaking within the human race as we know it
Marika is the opposite of Dennis Reynold
I'm glad to see Amir looking very relaxed. I listen to this while doing other things and it adds to the laid back vibe
"His jaw can cut not only cut glass, but also tension". I get this comment section is a place to poke fun, but I think Geoff might be a genius... of jorts
TGMIH - thank god marika is here
I'm cool with Amir laying down
I missed marika so much she’s so good at telling Geoff off
I like the format of this podcast should as Amir therapy sessions, but like the opposite of therapy
Really enjoyed amir's vibe. Really chill. A good balance to Geoffrey's... Demeanor
Geoff's demeanor? How about Geoff's "Die meaner!" 'Cause he's a mean German of himself
I loved that Amir was horizontal!
Marika is getting peaker and peaker every episode. She's in her peak era. She's a friggin dime and she IS top dollar. ZOE WE LOVE YOU
This is one of the best vibes this show has had in a long time lol.
Also “like 2 people” thirsting over Marika is wildly low because I feel like most people only comment in order to show/spout love for her OR to spout hatred when she is not on the show
Marika's amazing, Amir lying down vibe added to the experience, Casey nailed it, and Joff's cat is nice!
The cross we all have to bear is tuning in to this podcast every week! I say bear because its like getting my ears mauled by one for an hour straight.
I listen every week, and it makes me weak.
im irrationally angry about no one knowing the animals and geoff suggesting they were a one hit wonder
The truly fucked thing about this show is how there isn't really a protagonist in any meaningful sense
The best we have is Marika, but she only appears at a deuteragonist rate at best :'(
not to mention
17:00 for those looking for the rubbing of ebbles
another testament to Marika’s greatness: I was able to finish this episode. Despite Geoff’s being an absolute shugarin falls of himself.
Really no chance if he’s already pissed in the ad read
"major key alert! I dont actually have anything but let's see what I can come up with *major key alert* don't forget to bond with your loved ones"
Geoff is a true inspiration in improv comedy
Loved Amir lying down
another week being tormented by this, this, this Dorito on a stick, for lack of a better term
there are definitely better terms
Doughrito*
Nice preparation from Geoff for a change. The 73 questions were, for lack of a better term, good.
2:22 ad ends
15:41 dating in LA
17:08 rubbing ebbles
27:18 ad 2 ends
48:28 try to strangle him
God damn it, not this again. Every Friday? Really?
A chipmunk and his favorite Petco employee…love it.
Oh my gosh that rubbing ebbles bit got me crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣
I just began listening to this podcast. It's so funny and enjoyable actually.
This is definitely one of the funniest episode
This is why Ellie needs a new home
My favorite crew is here
Marika is amazing, Amir is… fine I guess. Geoff please leave.
Also get Casey on the pod ffs
why dont you like geoff?
31:33 the timing on that sound clip 😂
Maybe the best episode of the pod so far. 73 vague questions was incredible.
"Sunglasses at night! or other?"
"Other."
I really enjoyed this episode, it felt like going back to the basics. The basics of course being how horrible Geoff is as a host.
Geoff looked 13 years old his whole life until he turned 18 at which point he looked 30. And still does
Personally my favourite house is Hugh Laurie and his favourite band/musician according to some cursory research is Bruch’s Violin Concerto in G Minor! I really liked the vibe of this pod especially when Amir lay down. Would be great to see guest under a duvet maybe even asleep? Some food for thought 🤔. Fun ep despite the inane questions 8/10
♫ You must not know bout' Cedi ♫
Amir and Marika are the best foils for Geoff, I miss them on every episode they're absent from
I think dating Marika is like dating in LA. Imagine going to New York to see Marika, with the explicit goal in mind to have an in with a, for lack of a better term, podcast company! I can leverage my connection to Marika and Headgum into an interview with team Coco, and before you know it I'm replacing Conan O'Brien on his own show. Yeah. So with that all in mind: Marika, you can take my reigns anytime.
I thought these were vague? Why do the questions become more and more specific?
This show is my guilty displeasure
39:45
I wish I could use this "I've never had sex" joke, but people would believe me.
Geoff: muscles almighty, ankles so tiny. Everyone else was a dream.
Geoff is a zaddy of himself today
Really nice thumbnail on this one!
Can we try Amir prostrate on the next ep? I really think I'd enjoy the show more if he was planking throughout.
The most pissed anyone's been talking about CBD
dropped a like just for the michelin possible joke
Cool to learn that Geoff is a Kim possible stan
THE FOSTER CAT ❤
Also, shoutout to Donahue's literary picks. Raymond Carver is the STOAT
Great ep
Wait…are you ganging up on Marina for the next hundred episodes? This dynamic is weird…I love it.
I thought all the comments here were memes on how bad this is but it's all true. The host yawned! The co-host almost feel asleep for most of it! 10/11
ebbles: 17:00
Gracias
its Amir horizontal for me
Oh no - Apologies to Marika for the amount of gross praise she's going to get in the comments this episode, and the even worse 'joke' insults
Man, does this thing need another layer??
Seems ok so far. It's wild that Headgum's youtube commenters are better at self-editing than Geoff
@@Thickolas right? It's like the opposite of the Earwolf reddit
Wow where’s hurwitz? Again? Starting to think he got ousted
House of the Rising Sun is Eric Burdon & The Animals.
37:00 Honestly... Marika's hot
Why does Geoff always bring these exhaustingly long and worthless segments to the show? Makes me hangry to be sure.
Did you see my comment on the last video? Or I mean the one with George?
are we not gonna talk about how with the hair and the hands hiding in the shirt sleeves, geoff is channeling ariana grande?
id like to see this reflected in the next musical bit
If I were to give Marika a performance review it would be most
Bad lighting
Nice save almost cussing on the ad read Geoff
Rubbing ebbels is the same as….., for lack of a better term, autofellatio
That’s a fine term and no it isn’t
jeff and marika looking extra hot, happy pride lmaooo. amir you look chine,' okay, even
I have a nice pair of RANKLES. Regular ankles.
Marika is cool, and Geoff is a lower lifeform in man's clothing
The Fucking Ad is so abrasive to start the episode?
Vague's 73 Questions:
1. What’s the movie you watch when you’re feeling sad or happy?
2. Favorite news in the last five years?
3. Favorite Marvel/marble?
4. What about a book you got?
5. When you were like ten, did you realize like, “Oh, I’m gonna grow up to be shit?”
6. A class you took in high school that you don’t remember taking?
7. Favorite TV show that never was?
8. On a scale of 1-40, how are you feeling about life right now?
9. Favorite iPhone call?
10. Least social media?
11. Who shouldn’t everyone know?
12. What food do you hate to not have?
13. Favorite drink to eat?
14. Favorite dessert time thang?
15. Vanilla or other?
16. Coffee, tea, or WAX?
17. What’s the hardest part about others not being you?
18. What’s your favorite band’s favorite house?
19. Favorite house’s favorite band?
20. Song or long?
21. If you could sing a duet with Erich von Stroheim, why wouldn’t you?
22. If you could master one instrument, where would it be?
23. If you had no tattoos, when would that happen?
24. To be or not to be, OR not to be?
25. Dogs or rats?
26. Bird watching and whale watching, OR naw?
27. Best gift you’ve never received?
28. Best gift you’ve never given?
29. Last thing you stole or a friend?
30. What’s you’re favorite game when you’re busy?
31. What’s your favorite place to visit on a whim/avails?
32. What country do you wish never even happened?
33. What’s your favorite color for a day?
34. Shoes, shirts, or other?
35. Beach party or impassioned argument?
36. Jogging or aerobic exercise?
37. Road trip of course?
38. Best way to release tension between two former sworn enemies?
39. If you had no superpowers, what would be different?
40. What’s the weirdest sauce in the English language?
41. What’s your favorite flower power?
42. How was the last time you sighed?
43. Do you like your woodworking?
44. Do you caulk?
45. What’s your least favorite thing about yourself or not?
46. What’s your favorite thing about yourself? Lie.
47. Who/why do you miss most/Jost?
48. What are you listening to right now in this room?
49. Favorite Snell?
50. Why was the last time you spoke to someone on the phone?
51. Where was the last person you sent a text to?
52. A sport you wish you could read?
53. A hairstyle you know you can pull off but could?
54. Sunglasses at Night or other?
55. Happy Endings, the show/crime, who?
56. Favorite season within winter?
57. Three people, living or dead, that you would like to dismiss?
58. Banish Mark-Paul Gosselaar, why or why not?
59. Life is a Highway or train station mishaps?
60. How were you born, and who?
61. What’s the closest you’ve been from home?
62. Sweetcakes or savory buns?
63. Lipstick or oath keeping?
64. What book of the Bible have you read over and over and over and over?
65. Favorite bedtime story as an adult?
66. What would be the title of your memoir? Failure?
67. Who would play you in a movie? Don’t choose someone hot.
68. Least favorite animal that you guys think we should all eat?
69. Why would you ever write a movie?
70. What’s the reason for you to have a platform?
71. If people do what you say, why would the world be any different?
72. What drug should everyone have to take to deal with Amir?
73. Desert sunsets or suing Headgum?
Note: I'm unsure if question 5 (When you were like ten, did you realize like, “Oh, I’m gonna grow up to be shit?”) was originally part of Vague's 73 questions, but I beleive Geoff only asked 72 other questions and when he referenced question numbers it seems like this is included in the list. If I'm wrong, then correct me.
You are wrong
@@NicoWorm Please let me know where the mistake is. I watched it at least twice and didn't catch it before. Definitely want a correct list, though.
@@peterbyykkonen8901 ua-cam.com/video/-te7l4MZp5U/v-deo.htmlsi=IiClYUHnew0rwUP7 1:06
But how many Rubles?
I cant tell if geoff is a real person or if is just playing a role his entire life
It's so unfair...
I love it
Top Gun is a glorious American folk tale. But it’s ok Marika, you’re allowed to be wrong, this is America after all…..thanks to Top Gun.
"Green tea ice cream is nah"
WOW first time in my life where I actually think Amir's a *diva roach* for this
No. Just no.
I like
Marika is definitely a Tessa Thompson-like, but if we cant choose anyone hot i guess Liberty from Degrassi
Quite genuinely, Marika is the only good part of these anymore.
This is the quintessential Headgum Podcast episode - but to fully appreciate its artistry (or lack thereof) you have to have had your sense of humour poisoned by at least 15 other episodes.
TGMIH
More lying down please
Amirs gotta lie down more
Vague questions? This is a vague podcast.
:)