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  • @avalsnep9910
    @avalsnep9910 4 місяці тому +5855

    “Remember, crying is a free action…” -Matthew Mercer

    • @itsjkforreal
      @itsjkforreal 23 дні тому +30

      My fave comment!

    • @Kino_Cartoon
      @Kino_Cartoon 19 днів тому +18

      Is that actually a quote from him?

    • @avalsnep9910
      @avalsnep9910 19 днів тому +10

      @ indeed

    • @IsacBohm-he6vy
      @IsacBohm-he6vy 18 днів тому +9

      @@avalsnep9910 When did he say it? I bet it’s a really funny clip

    • @TiaMoshii
      @TiaMoshii 18 днів тому +6

      ​@@avalsnep9910 Leaving a comment in case someone mentions the original clip for Matt's quote.

  • @ZM1306
    @ZM1306 7 місяців тому +2801

    Roll for bluff
    Say "this is mighty fine craftsmanship, beautiful!" Then PUT IT BACK.

    • @itsjkforreal
      @itsjkforreal 23 дні тому +92

      Brilliant!

    • @JimmyJhonson-d1v
      @JimmyJhonson-d1v 17 днів тому +16

      Too late

    • @ZM1306
      @ZM1306 17 днів тому

      @@JimmyJhonson-d1v
      Damn Nat 1s

    • @WynneL
      @WynneL 17 днів тому +106

      @@JimmyJhonson-d1v Nah, that's like literally the only thing that could work at this point.

    • @mytotim8978
      @mytotim8978 15 днів тому +53

      @@WynneL New character sheets could also do the trick.

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature 10 місяців тому +13088

    Your DM saying "running is always a valid option" is like horror games telling you that you can use [shift] to sprint

    • @MNDE-lw6fb
      @MNDE-lw6fb 10 місяців тому +479

      Especially when you couldn't just a moment ago

    • @BobbieGuam
      @BobbieGuam 8 місяців тому +415

      Then when you try to run, the next message is, "Press ____ to look behind you when running!" as the screen starts to shake 😂

    • @RabiezDeWorgen
      @RabiezDeWorgen 7 місяців тому +132

      not when its monks, just reroll a new character.

    • @hfar_in_the_sky
      @hfar_in_the_sky 2 місяці тому +117

      “Why do I suddenly have a stamina meter? …Ohhhh nooo…”

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 2 місяці тому +53

      ​@RabiezDeWorgen Yup. Your basic level 2 Monk is gonna,be Speed 40 and have a couple uses of Dash as a bonus action.

  • @andrewbooker5177
    @andrewbooker5177 2 місяці тому +516

    Player: “I take it”
    Omnipotent Voice: “Another hand touches the beacon”

    • @kanoslayer2735
      @kanoslayer2735 10 днів тому +8

      Ah shit...

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 9 днів тому +10

      @@kanoslayer2735here we go again

    • @ironboy3245
      @ironboy3245 5 днів тому

      ​@@mugenokami2201wait I don't get the reference

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 5 днів тому

      @@ironboy3245 which one? The one Andrew said or the one kano and I did?

    • @ironboy3245
      @ironboy3245 5 днів тому

      @@mugenokami2201 andrew

  • @gamingrat842
    @gamingrat842 10 місяців тому +23243

    “Running is always a valid option”
    No, nope, this is my newest DM saying fear. Nope. That was too cold man 🥶

    • @ryanholley406
      @ryanholley406 10 місяців тому +616

      And then you remember that running is NOT a valid option against Monks…

    • @nooneinparticular9879
      @nooneinparticular9879 10 місяців тому +229

      Hell, nah! Whenever my DM says,'Are you sure?' I RUN THE HELL AWAY FROM MY PARTY!

    • @Chaos706
      @Chaos706 10 місяців тому +57

      Im so using that
      And given the campaign I’m prepping.
      It fits all to well

    • @TheBerylfly
      @TheBerylfly 10 місяців тому +62

      Trust me most of the time when we say it we are in fear for YOUR life too.

    • @gamingrat842
      @gamingrat842 10 місяців тому +72

      @@TheBerylflyas a fellow dm, yeah, I can confirm both in the video and for myself, when DMs say this they realize that they don’t want their campaign to end in a TPK (yet)

  • @FolkoMagipaw
    @FolkoMagipaw 3 місяці тому +570

    "I don't know this guy, he just followed us in. Do what you need to guys."

  • @luckdohm
    @luckdohm 10 місяців тому +16861

    "running is always a valid option"
    "not against monks"

    • @InternetExplorationalist
      @InternetExplorationalist 10 місяців тому +417

      OH GOD

    • @gdragonlord749
      @gdragonlord749 10 місяців тому +305

      And centaur barbarians with an archer on their back

    • @outbreakperfected5704
      @outbreakperfected5704 10 місяців тому +198

      @@gdragonlord749centaur barbarians don’t need no archer they can throw their spears better than an archer could shoot

    • @austinwaxler1648
      @austinwaxler1648 10 місяців тому +38

      Jumping it is then... or flying, but few are that lucky.

    • @gdragonlord749
      @gdragonlord749 10 місяців тому +42

      @@outbreakperfected5704 but now the archer moves as fast as a horse with the ability to trample

  • @princesidon6606
    @princesidon6606 2 місяці тому +390

    “forget about freeman” is a great song pick

    • @meeksta23
      @meeksta23 2 місяці тому +6

      Thanks, i was going to ask

    • @Thlormby
      @Thlormby Місяць тому +11

      The second I heard that I was back in the desert with a blood soaked MP5 in my palms that shit will hit you like a temu flash bang

    • @jupitercentre1029
      @jupitercentre1029 8 днів тому

      GODDAMN RIGHT WE FUCKING LOVE BLACK MESAS OST

  • @eduardoguerrero28
    @eduardoguerrero28 10 місяців тому +8989

    It took me a while to undestand that "roll 4 d6s and drop the lowest" meant make a New character

    • @MaximNightFury
      @MaximNightFury 10 місяців тому +305

      oh god

    • @saulferreira9631
      @saulferreira9631 10 місяців тому +107

      I didn't get It, what does It mean?

    • @TerribleScroll
      @TerribleScroll 10 місяців тому +791

      @@saulferreira9631 When creating a character you can choose many ways to pick your stats, one of them is rolling 4d6 and drop the lowest number.

    • @saulferreira9631
      @saulferreira9631 10 місяців тому +131

      @@TerribleScroll Oh thanks, I totally forgot what "drop" could mean

    • @hopefulstarfish7559
      @hopefulstarfish7559 10 місяців тому +66

      Ohhh, the Rolling for Stats!

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 10 місяців тому +665

    "I thought this was a game of free will!"
    "Is actually a game of cause and effect"
    Truer words were never spoken

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav Місяць тому

      sure, there's Free Will, but one shouldn't forget Free Will comes with FAFO attached, Fuck Around and Find out,
      the problem these days is that for some reason people irl don't seem to really Apply the FAFO to those abusing Free Will making people Think that their Free Will makes everything alright

  • @NemusNemi
    @NemusNemi 10 місяців тому +7828

    "Running is always a valid option" And that's why Rogues can Dash on their bonus action

    • @soorian6493
      @soorian6493 10 місяців тому +225

      Unfortunately, so can monks

    • @NemusNemi
      @NemusNemi 10 місяців тому +101

      @@soorian6493 Yeah, but they have to spend ki points. Rogues do it for free.

    • @synckar6380
      @synckar6380 10 місяців тому +143

      @@NemusNemi The monks get Unarmored Movement and can stun. It only takes 1 failed save.

    • @KikinCh1kin
      @KikinCh1kin 10 місяців тому +69

      @@NemusNemi Unarmored movement is one hell of a drug, so is grappling, so is stunning strike, and so are many spells that create solid walls.
      These are monks as in people at a monastery, not necessarily monks as in the class monk.

    • @confusedwhale
      @confusedwhale 10 місяців тому +18

      ​@@KikinCh1kin:
      ¿Por qué no los dos?

  • @CMacK1294
    @CMacK1294 8 місяців тому +123

    "Running is always a valid option."
    I remind my players "Discretion is the better part of valor."

    • @anterprites
      @anterprites 8 місяців тому +3

      Said Batman calmly

  • @SlyProphet
    @SlyProphet 10 місяців тому +17607

    Monks have bonus speed..... Running might not be an option.

    • @davidselves9384
      @davidselves9384 10 місяців тому +867

      Unarmored movement improvement giving monks of most races a minimum fifty feet of movement per turn plus two attacks and flurry of blows. Yeah, running from monks isn’t usually a great option after like level eight.

    • @BardicDesperation
      @BardicDesperation 10 місяців тому +309

      Don't forget step of the wind.

    • @nyxwolf2759
      @nyxwolf2759 10 місяців тому +302

      ​@@BardicDesperationnot to mention they still have their action to dash as well and completely surround you so everyone gets flanking advantage.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 10 місяців тому +96

      If you toss down the staff and close doors as you flee you might be let go even if they could keep up with you.

    • @shiro4833
      @shiro4833 10 місяців тому +54

      ​@@davidselves9384And don't forget stunning strike...

  • @KizardLing
    @KizardLing 7 місяців тому +38

    The “you know what, I grab it, I don’t care” is the most relatable line for dnd. Just choosing to do something that everyone else thinks is dumb because you think you’re right

  • @arkhive_
    @arkhive_ 10 місяців тому +9492

    Immediately trying to steal it-my players do that EVERY time

    • @BrotherMarvel
      @BrotherMarvel 10 місяців тому +153

      Had one dude go into a shop and just start stealing shit so our DM gave him a cloak that forced him to taste everything he touched

    • @5sibROBLOX
      @5sibROBLOX 10 місяців тому +37

      ​@@BrotherMarvelI'm using that, one of my players is a klepto

    • @ziggerotstask6287
      @ziggerotstask6287 10 місяців тому +11

      I find that interesting in the fact that people from a world like DnD would NOT be very easy to steal from or trick in most cases. The chances that you could sneak around and steal things is just quite unlikely and I imagine the game should update their functions in that fashion.

    • @T.Yen1557
      @T.Yen1557 10 місяців тому +1

      @@ziggerotstask6287ya know how easy it is to steal candy from a gas station. Unless ya in a more secured*magic* store, it’s pretty easy.

    • @HessianLikeTheFabric
      @HessianLikeTheFabric 10 місяців тому +28

      ​@@T.Yen1557The person in the gas station is underpaid, overworked and doesn't care. Any merchant in D&D has their livelihood depending on it. Very different circumstances.

  • @CronostheStray
    @CronostheStray 6 місяців тому +20

    Suddenly all of them shout: "A new hand touches the BEACON!!!"

  • @youngjakey1
    @youngjakey1 10 місяців тому +19173

    People who practice “this is a game of free will” are required to also remember “fuck around and find out”

    • @kernbarrios650
      @kernbarrios650 10 місяців тому +241

      This is Doctrine

    • @Heather-ho5vh
      @Heather-ho5vh 10 місяців тому +295

      And that is why I always give myself a little extra constitution and armor and maybe even some resist poison if I can. I love testing f around and find out, and surviving. The look on the face of my DM as I defy common sense and probability is a special treat.

    • @Jukantos
      @Jukantos 10 місяців тому +87

      And on this week's edition of "you pissed off the DM"...

    • @AdamGaffney96
      @AdamGaffney96 10 місяців тому +106

      Yep, much like real life you can do anything you want, it's just there's a lot of stuff that has really horrific consequences.

    • @Heather-ho5vh
      @Heather-ho5vh 10 місяців тому +56

      I also have a backup character sheet ready to go. My shenanigans do not go unpunished and there’s at least two stories of my character deaths that get shared as legend to any newcomers to our table. I accept the consequences of my actions, and when I die, it is glorious.

  • @shadowhawkrine1947
    @shadowhawkrine1947 10 місяців тому +522

    Any stealth roll INSTANTLY FAILS if you’re “sneaking” into an open room with no cover and no invisibility 😂

    • @frantisekvrana3902
      @frantisekvrana3902 9 місяців тому +53

      But in such case the DM should have said it's not possible to sneakily steal the staff right now.
      "You can certainly try." means as far as the character would know, it is possible. But any reasonably intelligent character would know they need something to hide them or some distraction to steal a McGuffin in front of a bunch of monks.

    • @1776huckleberry
      @1776huckleberry 9 місяців тому +43

      @@frantisekvrana3902 not to be pedantic, but he said you can try to steal it, he didn't say you can try to do it without being seen, but you're correct in principle.

    • @forgiveness7959
      @forgiveness7959 7 місяців тому +38

      @@frantisekvrana3902 Something tells me that a thief that would attempt to immediately steal a staff of clear significance to the monastery, that’s also in the middle of a room filled with monks, isn’t the most intelligent character or player to begin with. LOL

    • @frantisekvrana3902
      @frantisekvrana3902 7 місяців тому +8

      @@forgiveness7959 The player isn't very intelligent. But the character might be.

    • @notusgodwind4512
      @notusgodwind4512 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@frantisekvrana3902 True but the player is playing the character, so the player has to play intelligent. The dm can't tell a player how to rp their character

  • @sleepybeef2412
    @sleepybeef2412 10 місяців тому +2847

    "You can certainly try" is a fun phrase.
    It's so threatning because the DM essentially is saying "Nothing can really stop you from trying this, but nothing can save you from what follows either"

    • @ResidentFurryx
      @ResidentFurryx 10 місяців тому +147

      It's simultaneously giving permission and a warning at the same time. It's a very efficient use of language and tone that doesn't waste time. Lmao

    • @failtronic2646
      @failtronic2646 10 місяців тому +34

      While i do love this phrase, players who play rogues and only roll stealth to steal generally see it as a challenge. I wouldve just made mention that the room is full of monks and its kinda the sacred relic theyre trained to protect from the spirit realm let alone a silly thief

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST 10 місяців тому +13

      "You can certainly try anything...once."

    • @morituri3081
      @morituri3081 10 місяців тому +17

      You can try to stop the train that runs at full speed with your bare hands, but nothing says you have any chance to succeed

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 10 місяців тому +12

      @@ResidentFurryx "You can certainly try. Success is less certain. Surviving the consequences of failure - also not certain."

  • @halofly3
    @halofly3 8 місяців тому +21

    When your mom says wait till your father gets home and you hear his car pulling into the driveway.

  • @jonathanb.benderson9494
    @jonathanb.benderson9494 10 місяців тому +3797

    "freewill" and "cause and effect" are inextricably linked ma bouy.

    • @jeffjefferson7237
      @jeffjefferson7237 10 місяців тому +145

      Yes, but it's a matter of vibes.
      It's like saying that "the room has a bouquet" vs saying "[it] has a stench."
      "Experiment and figure things out" vs "fuck around and find out"

    • @juanrosias4434
      @juanrosias4434 10 місяців тому +11

      Yes, but as a sort of dialectic

    • @ResidentFurryx
      @ResidentFurryx 10 місяців тому +54

      Something being "Freewill" puts emphasis on the player's ability to do what they want. While "cause and effect" puts emphasis on a players actions having consequences. Both are usually related, but putting emphasis on the latter is basically saying the DM will actively punish bad decisions.

    • @redlightning6243
      @redlightning6243 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@piranhaplantX This is why I hate when people say dnd is a Freewill game because it really isn't. It doesn't matter how much emphasis you put on it- Free Will means you can do as you please without the fear of consequences.
      Hence my hatred of how dnd plays. I prefer a game where I actually have genuine free will.😂

    • @N0monis
      @N0monis 10 місяців тому +30

      The issue is when people assume free will means they get to decide what the effect of their will is too haha

  • @TFMTBlueBomber20
    @TFMTBlueBomber20 10 місяців тому +4

    Dont ever stop dude, i just went through all of your shorts in one sitting and i belly laughed at all of it.
    Youre an amazing creator/storyteller bro!

  • @Leukodin
    @Leukodin 10 місяців тому +707

    "I do have their stat block around..." = "Oh my god, I never planned for this to happen!"

    • @TMAziz
      @TMAziz 10 місяців тому +138

      "This was going to be a friendly encounter until you pulled that stunt"

    • @ResidentFurryx
      @ResidentFurryx 10 місяців тому +68

      Depends, it could also mean that they didn't expect the players to tick off those characters so early, and they had the statblocks somewhere for layer down the line.

    • @animaebrains4259
      @animaebrains4259 8 місяців тому +34

      “Oh my god I hoped this wouldn’t happen, however I did plan for it.”

    • @camerongunn7906
      @camerongunn7906 2 місяці тому +7

      How do you say TPK in a nice way?

    • @drmadjdsadjadi
      @drmadjdsadjadi 2 місяці тому +8

      At this point, all of the other players are fully justified in turning on the player who caused all of this and going full troubleshooter on them, turning the D&D game into Paranoia.

  • @TheLittleLizardMan12
    @TheLittleLizardMan12 10 місяців тому +4

    ive rewatched this 5 times, "running is always a valid option" is such a cold line

    • @jacobrispoli4351
      @jacobrispoli4351 10 місяців тому

      Dude, have you seen his medusa episode? colder and funnier.

  • @ironplayer66
    @ironplayer66 10 місяців тому +2088

    "you can certainly try"
    10,000 yard stare

    • @omgitzthunderdude202
      @omgitzthunderdude202 8 місяців тому +7

      DM: running is always an option
      Translation: you aint escaping

    • @marqod1437
      @marqod1437 2 місяці тому

      ​@@omgitzthunderdude202And you'll only die tired.

  • @martinpat94
    @martinpat94 8 місяців тому +43

    I think to many forget that running is always a valid option. Like I know for the most part many of the encounters can be won, but every once in a while running is the best you can do

  • @bradleyhcobb
    @bradleyhcobb 10 місяців тому +883

    "Actually, this is a game about cause and effect"
    *Chef's kiss*

  • @acegree8144
    @acegree8144 7 місяців тому +5

    Bro the fucking remix of "forget about freeman" starting the moment the anxiety starts i cant

  • @blubernaut
    @blubernaut 10 місяців тому +1596

    The statblock said challenge rating 20 lol

    • @vonraven947
      @vonraven947 10 місяців тому +38

      For me monks are always 1 above my players home brew monks but like it's so they struggle and it's like the monks only fight appropriately cos there the groups mentors but also taped the group for 1 of those "learn to be good" things hole plot thing

    • @polarbear4696
      @polarbear4696 10 місяців тому +33

      Nah, just 10 or so... But they have pack tactics, and step of the wind...

    • @Fenix_the_12
      @Fenix_the_12 10 місяців тому +6

      Tarasque monks CR 40

    • @davidtucker9498
      @davidtucker9498 10 місяців тому +12

      No, it said CR 5, and there are 20 of them...

    • @ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700
      @ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700 10 місяців тому +11

      @@davidtucker9498That’s still nightmare fuel.
      Monks use a 1d8, if I remember correctly, and by Level 5, they can attack at least 3 times per turn (2 normal, 1 bonus, or 2 if Flurry of Blows).
      So let’s be ultra-merciful and assume 50% of those monks land any attacks at all, and those ten who made it land an average of 4 damage per hit.
      That’s at least 40-80 damage alone, not including any bonus attacks, or god forbid any of them use Stunning Strike, which would have the player rolling triple disadvantage _every freakin’ time…_
      So the player loses 40 to 120 HP per turn, gets like quintuple-stunned so the other monks can toss ‘im like its ultimate frisbee and if blud doesn’t have the stat block of a Tarrasque he’s ultra-dead.
      Hell, even if I was Level 20, I still wouldn’t touch that ish.

  • @Mellon00
    @Mellon00 19 днів тому +4

    "4d6 and drop the lowest" is probably the most subtle way to say, "go make a new character buddy" I love it

  • @prunejuice9032
    @prunejuice9032 10 місяців тому +1277

    Bro is a genius

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 місяців тому

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  • @christopherclayton5500
    @christopherclayton5500 10 місяців тому +4

    "Running is always an option."
    ....sir, those are monks. Have you ever tried outrunning a monk?

  • @BRuiz-cd9bh
    @BRuiz-cd9bh 10 місяців тому +374

    I love the instant change from "maybe you shouldn't" to "... *fuck* ", probably the best dnd shorts I've seen yet

  • @TheGreatPoky
    @TheGreatPoky 18 днів тому +1

    This is your greatest work in my opinion I am going to quote you for the rest of my life
    “ this is a game of free Will actually it is a game of cause and affect” beautiful😢

  • @Merilirem
    @Merilirem 10 місяців тому +1412

    DND is a game of free will. You can do anything. Just like real life. You don't do everything though because you will ducking die.

    • @DamnDaimen
      @DamnDaimen 10 місяців тому +37

      I love autocorrect changing fuck to duck. Almost makes me as angry as it changing a ' to a " for possessives.

    • @admiralpepper6933
      @admiralpepper6933 10 місяців тому +34

      Better hope you're _real_ good at ducking and dodging those hands...

    • @voraxumbra1
      @voraxumbra1 10 місяців тому +2

      But unlike real life... its just a game with literally zero consequences.
      This is exactly why I quit dnd. Everyone just wants to find a way to have the least fun possible in whats supposed to be a fun escape from reality in a fictional fantasy realm.

    • @Mezmeru
      @Mezmeru 10 місяців тому +36

      ​@@voraxumbra1that was your group not the game, DnD can be as realistic as the dm and players allow it to be.

    • @voraxumbra1
      @voraxumbra1 10 місяців тому

      @Mezmeru its the community. Ive played with multiple groups. Both friends and at hobby stores.
      You people are just allergic to fun and attach way too fucking much ego to whats supposed to be a fun FANTASY experience.
      It's been fun watching hasboro run it into the ground, ngl.

  • @SonicKing84
    @SonicKing84 8 місяців тому +5

    When even THE DM shows fear, you messed up.

  • @Jesus.HChrist
    @Jesus.HChrist 10 місяців тому +55

    "I have their stat block around" means "I was not planning for this to be a combat encounter for a very good reason but here we are"

  • @omnificientforsure
    @omnificientforsure 10 місяців тому +3

    That cut to the dark theme made me laugh a lot harder than it should have 😂

  • @blitzwinger999wright6
    @blitzwinger999wright6 10 місяців тому +289

    “Running is always an option”
    Ver solid. My line for my players when they’re considering running (and it’s in their best interest) is.
    “There’s never any shame in living”

    • @mossripalextechno6450
      @mossripalextechno6450 10 місяців тому +5

      This is brilliant. I will be using this.

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 10 місяців тому +10

      Trying to run away from a load of Monks chasing you? You can certainy try.

    • @intoHeck1964
      @intoHeck1964 14 днів тому +1

      Tell that to my Oath of Glory paladin (he died to a bunch of undead)

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 13 днів тому +5

      "Living in shame is a luxury only the living can afford."

  • @heededshadow509
    @heededshadow509 18 днів тому +2

    Me any time that happens: "Stop, thief!"
    *Tries to join the monks for sheer self-preservation.

  • @raider3167
    @raider3167 10 місяців тому +475

    Immediately disowned by your party, they’re on the monks’ side now

    • @genghiskhan6809
      @genghiskhan6809 10 місяців тому +73

      The rogue looks back at his party mates and above the wizards head he sees “temporarily hostile” while above the cleric and paladins heads he sees “hostile”.

    • @treytonpoling1356
      @treytonpoling1356 4 місяці тому +28

      "I'd like to immediately step a good 10 feet back and act like I'm not associated with this hooligan."

    • @carlosvillanueva8530
      @carlosvillanueva8530 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@treytonpoling1356 "I cast teleport."

    • @keulron2290
      @keulron2290 2 місяці тому +9

      @@genghiskhan6809Wizard is only temp because everyone there is being hit by fireball.

    • @williamhicks558
      @williamhicks558 Місяць тому +3

      Yep, their best chance to mitigate the damage. Might even be possible to save his sorry ass if the monks let you take his body.

  • @AngryTheGnome
    @AngryTheGnome 10 місяців тому +3

    "Running is always an option"
    woe, 210 feet dash be upon you

  • @Zaante
    @Zaante 10 місяців тому +68

    The 4d6 and drop the lowest is a fantastic phrase HAHAHAHA

  • @impactpremium1053
    @impactpremium1053 5 місяців тому +3

    Forget about freeman at the end is perfect

  • @fluff-pandaboiboi3987
    @fluff-pandaboiboi3987 10 місяців тому +122

    "Running is always an option" Can someone tell my party.?

    • @gmanley146
      @gmanley146 10 місяців тому +6

      LMAO

    • @jplays338
      @jplays338 10 місяців тому +7

      Here's a tip, whenever you feel like the party should run: RUN. If you feel like it, and keep saying it, but stay in the fight, you're sending mixed messages and the players will procrastinate on leaving. Leave, and the party will recognize you wish to live, and realize they have that will as well. Do, or do not. There must be conviction.

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 10 місяців тому +3

      Trying to run away from a load of Monks chasing you? You can certainy try.

    • @plsdontpokeme3298
      @plsdontpokeme3298 10 місяців тому +3

      @@SimonClarkstone POV: Your the only one one with a natural fly speed watching everyone else get fist to death.

  • @void735
    @void735 9 місяців тому +1

    My personal favorite in DM speak Is giving them a praise for their choice lowering their guard before hitting them with the:
    "...But as you do that..."

  • @Zamtrios245
    @Zamtrios245 10 місяців тому +109

    The DM's face said it all.
    His ass did not plan for them to take the staff this early. Those monks are at least a level 4 boss encounter.
    Also, it is a game of free will. Sometimes you can just choose to fail.

  • @KeithOlson
    @KeithOlson 9 місяців тому +3

    Your towering father leans ponderously forward until his glacier-calm gaze is inches from your hotly defiant face and, with the faintest of raptor smiles, whispers "Go ahead."

  • @painappledad1352
    @painappledad1352 10 місяців тому +103

    "Get ready to roll 4d6 and drop the lowest" SAVAGE!!! I'll be using it 💛

  • @minedark597
    @minedark597 8 місяців тому +1

    Dnd being a game of cause and effect is one of the best ways I've heard it described to this day

  • @benmendenhall7896
    @benmendenhall7896 10 місяців тому +282

    Ok so I discovered your channel like a day ago and I just gotta say that your videos are phenomenal, it makes me break out laughing every time I swear. I really appreciate your content, it’s amazing.

    • @gmanley146
      @gmanley146 10 місяців тому +4

      Same! This channel is going to the moon 🌙

    • @DamnDaimen
      @DamnDaimen 10 місяців тому

      Two of his shorts came up the other day, I binged all of his videos. Good stuff.

  • @42grath
    @42grath Місяць тому

    Describing the GM's hints as your character's conscience/instincts is such a great way to define it.

  • @CrazyWizza
    @CrazyWizza 10 місяців тому +20

    “You can certainly try” = You will certainly die.
    You’re just great Zack, instantly subbed. Keep on doing what you’re doing, cause you’re doing great!

    • @Wyzai
      @Wyzai 19 днів тому

      could also mean "It might work if you roll enough nat 20s in a succession."

  • @reggiehigh22
    @reggiehigh22 10 місяців тому +2

    "Running is always a valid option" is my new best thing to hear a dm say. It used to be "you don't see anything"

  • @alavil523
    @alavil523 10 місяців тому +31

    Always that pos friend who get the whole party ko'd despite the warnings

    • @lyravain6304
      @lyravain6304 10 місяців тому +6

      Or just the newbie who never watched a scary movie.
      Rule 1: NEVER split the party.
      Rule 2: If the DM asks you to confirm an action, DO NOT CONFIRM.
      Rule 3: If you cancel DnD night at the last day, you gonna get your knees capped.

    • @whitehawkomega
      @whitehawkomega 10 місяців тому +4

      I had a campaign where one players actions derailed the campaign. The setting had a militant and powerful church state with an Inquisition. The PC's were visiting the capital for information, and while in the halls they saw the Grand High Inquisitor walking down the hall. The player in question had had his village decimated by the Inquisition. He attacked the Grand Inquisitor, she 1 shotted him and followed up on the party fighter, while some of the remaining players grovelled, the rogue noped back home deciding the job wasn't worth the money.

    • @playmsbk
      @playmsbk Місяць тому

      Very early on one of my players decided that, after the whole party failed their checks on the tavern master and were kindly asked to leave the premises, the best course of action would be to grab the tavern master's head and slam it on the counter, in front of a tavern full of patrons, which he succeeded. They then proceeded to spend half an hour talking in front of the tavern, where a group of guards way out of their league appeared. Thankfully this time they picked the sensible option and bribed the guards with almost their whole supply of coins. It was a good one.

  • @stellanovaluna
    @stellanovaluna 10 днів тому +1

    I LOVE “FORGET ABOUT FREEMAN” BROOOO THAT SONG IS FIRE

  • @1Nostrand1
    @1Nostrand1 10 місяців тому +27

    These are actually my favorite shorts I've seen on UA-cam. Each one is gold.

  • @BattleKing00
    @BattleKing00 19 днів тому +1

    My groups version was asking "are you sure?" After three responses we just let whatever transpired happen without remorse.

  • @garbagecallter
    @garbagecallter 10 місяців тому +39

    WHOA, I KNOW THAT SONG WHAT?! YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH.
    "Forget About Freemen" - Joel Nielsen from the album *Black Mesa Soundtrack.*

  • @TheAmericanPirate
    @TheAmericanPirate 22 дні тому

    Your music choices and timing is always spot on.

  • @legacyofvrak
    @legacyofvrak 10 місяців тому +6

    That "Forget about freeman" hit me like a train

  • @bjwessels
    @bjwessels 7 місяців тому +1

    I love that line, "This is a game about cause and effect."

  • @vex3488
    @vex3488 10 місяців тому +31

    I mean it’s in the center of the room and they just “rolled to steal it”, no description on how they would keep the Monks from noticing, not attempt at distracting or perhaps an illusionary replacement. Big Number doesn’t guarantee success, Big Number + Good RP can get you much farther

    • @225Reaver
      @225Reaver 10 місяців тому +4

      As an avid Shadowrun player, this is one of the bigger things to remember - you can get away with a lot of amazing stuff as long as you actually take into account the circumstances.
      It doesn't matter how low you roll for your sleight of hand to steal the datapad if the entire security system is scrambling out the door because someone on the other side of the building pulled the fire alarm and air raid alarm at the same time.

  • @ori460
    @ori460 Місяць тому +2

    "Running is always a valid option"
    Yup we're dead

  • @helpneeded1097
    @helpneeded1097 10 місяців тому +87

    The boss music, lmao

    • @Marco-u9n
      @Marco-u9n 10 місяців тому +8

      It’s forget about freeman by Joel Nielsen btw

    • @mrkekskopf5904
      @mrkekskopf5904 10 місяців тому +3

      From the Black Mesa soundtrack. Lots of bangers in that one.

    • @StellarTempest
      @StellarTempest 10 місяців тому

      @@Marco-u9n Thank you much

    • @pokemon1659
      @pokemon1659 5 місяців тому

      If anyone is wondering it's from black mesa -joel nielsen, forget about freeman

    • @Thlormby
      @Thlormby Місяць тому

      If anyone is wondering it’s forget about freeman by joel nielsen

  • @yonde408
    @yonde408 10 місяців тому +2

    Bro, your music use is always the best. I feel like you should make a playlist and share it.

  • @alien1162
    @alien1162 10 місяців тому +14

    The monk in our game is fast af. Might not be able to lose them lol

  • @lovelyheartu8256
    @lovelyheartu8256 20 днів тому +1

    "You can certainly try" will always make me try to prove em but "are you sure ?" makes me drop any plan I ever conceived

  • @swordsmanthegamernine7973
    @swordsmanthegamernine7973 10 місяців тому +20

    Wait wait wait. Golden staff with a claw at the top? I’d like to see if there are any… *cryptids* around…

    • @ryantay9642
      @ryantay9642 10 місяців тому +8

      Well Malar is the god of werebeasts in D&D, so it’s very likely all the Clerics just turned into werewolves.

    • @swordsmanthegamernine7973
      @swordsmanthegamernine7973 10 місяців тому +5

      @@ryantay9642 my post was a Secret Saturday’s joke

  • @KH-us3rv
    @KH-us3rv 10 місяців тому +1

    "Forget About Freeman" starts playing and I can't stop laughing! XD

  • @Pocd953
    @Pocd953 10 місяців тому +35

    Jerma in an alternate universe😭😭😭😭

  • @shadexvii3975
    @shadexvii3975 9 місяців тому +1

    I like how the DM is looking at their block in horror, probably because even he forgot how powerful they were

  • @neo7538
    @neo7538 10 місяців тому +9

    The BGM that you use are ALWAYS on point, my guy xD

    • @Gmorktron
      @Gmorktron 10 місяців тому

      Yes. So good. So, well picked.

    • @mikebliss3153
      @mikebliss3153 10 місяців тому

      What is it?

    • @Gmorktron
      @Gmorktron 10 місяців тому

      @@mikebliss3153 Freemen by Joel Neilsen

    • @aricohen5960
      @aricohen5960 3 місяці тому

      Forget About Freeman from Black Mesa

    • @necrowmancerowo
      @necrowmancerowo 2 місяці тому

      @@aricohen5960Oh man, I was way off then. I was thinking it was that one Halo Reach track that got used in a few of the multiplayer trailers.
      I think the name of it is Uphill Both Ways, but, you’re right, the one here is Forget About Freeman.

  • @kendallwatson3638
    @kendallwatson3638 9 місяців тому +1

    When the DM themselves looks at a statblock in complete horror, you know it's over.

  • @FishuaJo
    @FishuaJo 10 місяців тому +7

    You are my new favorite DnD UA-camr. I have watched all 31 of your videos, and I love them. They are very funny and get me excited about DnD!

  • @duralsilver
    @duralsilver 3 місяці тому

    "Just because you could doesn't always mean you should" is my mantra in these situations.

  • @deadshiro3446
    @deadshiro3446 10 місяців тому +6

    "Running is always a valid option."
    QUEUE THE PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN THEME

  • @Naev0w0
    @Naev0w0 10 місяців тому +1

    You never want to see your DM make that face of terror when looking at an enemy stat-block

  • @alphasmile3402
    @alphasmile3402 10 місяців тому +5

    "their statblock" makes me think it's a horde enemy

  • @chrisquiett1776
    @chrisquiett1776 2 місяці тому +1

    "Actually this is a game of cause and effect" 😂 so true. Also at least this DM was nice, gave him all of the hints

  • @ProudVet-Russ
    @ProudVet-Russ 8 місяців тому +22

    gl running from a group of pissed off monks. but to be fair they would only be able to attack the player with their reactions or if they have something for a bonus action attack right? i'm assuming both the players and monks would have to use their action to dash (ie run). even as fast as monks are they can't keep up with a dashing person just with their basic move speed can they?

    • @ninjanyan1579
      @ninjanyan1579 8 місяців тому

      They could get ahead. I believe they also have a bonus action attack, though it might be after a normal attack.

    • @craniumfuel7296
      @craniumfuel7296 8 місяців тому +1

      Monks can dash as a bonus action with Step of the Wind, meaning they can attack you with an action, and they'll be gaining on you every turn because of their unarmored movement

    • @craniumfuel7296
      @craniumfuel7296 8 місяців тому +1

      @@ninjanyan1579 in 5e, flurry of blows can only activate after an attack action has been taken, so no luck on that part, they can dash as a bonus action however

    • @debilita9999
      @debilita9999 8 місяців тому

      what about closing the door to monastery? Can they punch through walls or something? That gate/door could hold them. Right? It will hold them, right?

  • @suntear26
    @suntear26 10 місяців тому

    I just want to say, I consistently love your D&D content, it's very entertaining

  • @Issengan
    @Issengan 10 місяців тому +5

    "So you have chosen... death."

  • @redisconfused
    @redisconfused 2 місяці тому +1

    “I thought you said these guys are monks in a monastery!!”
    “They are monks..! Monk-fighters..”

  • @bobbywilson5913
    @bobbywilson5913 10 місяців тому +6

    Oh that’s was awesome you made my day thanks for your amazing talent

  • @TheVelvetTV_Riesenglied
    @TheVelvetTV_Riesenglied 2 місяці тому +1

    “Running is always a valid option”
    My Curse of Strahd campaign in a nutshell

  • @CosmicCarnage923
    @CosmicCarnage923 10 місяців тому +10

    God these are so fire

  • @andrewjuby6339
    @andrewjuby6339 12 днів тому

    Your rogue was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn't stop to think if he should.

  • @necrotex5275
    @necrotex5275 8 місяців тому +6

    I was too lasy to read what other comments said but you sir have incredible taste forget about freeman is a great song and I hope you use more of the black mesa ost

  • @ecchicharmed
    @ecchicharmed 10 місяців тому +1

    You know the situation's more than a little when the DM has THAT face looking at the stat sheet.

  • @lawrencefosterjenkins8216
    @lawrencefosterjenkins8216 6 місяців тому +4

    bro rolled a 24 on what was clearly meant to be a DC 30 check

  • @Rissa_1322
    @Rissa_1322 2 місяці тому

    I like that it says "should I got talk to them" about the hottie at the bar. That's a ncie unobtrusive little touch that lets everyone feel welcome. Thanks!

  • @lady_pufferfish
    @lady_pufferfish 6 місяців тому +3

    As god in ultrakill said, free will is a flaw

  • @jacobbeaumont1529
    @jacobbeaumont1529 2 місяці тому

    So many absolute banger lines. "Roll 4d6 and drop the lowest", and "actually this is a game about cause and effect" were just too good lmao

  • @edwardlewis4724
    @edwardlewis4724 6 місяців тому +3

    "All the monks see your character without having to roll"
    -a bad DM

  • @bookmarkyourthoughtsblog
    @bookmarkyourthoughtsblog 10 місяців тому

    All these videos are too good! I wish I could play a game with them as a DM. It'd be epic

  • @ReadheadDM
    @ReadheadDM 10 місяців тому +5

    Can you share how you narrate so well?
    I’m about to start my third campaign dming and I still have troubles getting the reactions I want from my players. I’ve been adding music, next step is getting some LED lights, but I’m afraid that’s not enough

    • @albantemple5303
      @albantemple5303 10 місяців тому

      Replying so that I can also learn how

    • @cloudXXLV
      @cloudXXLV 10 місяців тому

      So there are a few things you can do:
      - Watch how other people DM and try to emulate them. Try and break down what they emphasize when they describe something and the tone they use in their deliveries.
      - Watch videos or read books on writing fundamentals to help hone a part you may be missing.
      - Watch videos or read books about acting and improv.
      There's a reason some of the biggest DMs on the internet (Matt Mercer, Brennan Lee Mulligan, etc) are also actors and writers.
      The biggest thing is just practice and asking your players for feedback at the end of a session. You don't have to follow exactly what they say, but now you have an idea and can find your own solution to it

    • @woolyyyyyyy
      @woolyyyyyyy 10 місяців тому

      Ask yourself what about his narration style you like and try to emulate it! I also find reading fantasy novels is helpful for learning new words and ways to describe things. Could also look up the scripts for fantasy films and see how directions are described.

    • @ReadheadDM
      @ReadheadDM 10 місяців тому

      I’m an actor and I am a big fan of critical role and dimension 20. I’ve also done so much studying about fantasy and story writing. I’d like to say I’m experienced enough to know almost all the rules and spells by heart.
      I honestly think that I want the same reactions they can give their players when mine just aren’t as excited about DnD as a whole.

  • @yorelyoung6407
    @yorelyoung6407 9 місяців тому +1

    And It was at this moment that you knew, you F'D up!

  • @spacecase2493
    @spacecase2493 10 місяців тому +10

    as someone who doesnt get that feeling in their stomach, i vibe

  • @mckayleepugmire9947
    @mckayleepugmire9947 10 днів тому

    I like these comedy sketches, they're an entertaining and gentle way to learn social signals that I never caught in real life (I have made terrible mistakes, and still want to make them because yes, I'm sure)