1:28:33 "I'm gonna purposefully go to a rest stop and just rest just so it's daytime, I'm tired of this night time drivin'': Schlatt discovers IRL trucker meta in realtime
@@alistocracy just went to twitch you get more music but then if a super song appears it mutes it all anyways id perfer at least hearing music and some moments of blank
@@alistocracy The copyrighted parts of a VOD just get muted by Twitch. I'm not really sure how to even get a copyright strike on Twitch since it seems to get handled automatically. But yeah, in my experience, nothing really happens other than parts of your VOD getting muted.
31:05 "No one trucks like me. They call me the trucker. They call me the long haul." Me: "You're going 79 in a 55 zone.." "They call me 80 mph in a 55."
Here's a few timestamps since these are 3 streams in one 0:22 - first stream. Starts chill, lots of chaos later on 2:28:55 - second stream. Chaos. Connor joins about an hour in 5:01:35 - third stream. Really really chill and cozy. Personal favorite 6:54:57 - worlde interlude, he goes back to truck simulator right after.
the best part is, the accident at 2:24:42 would’ve happened if this was real life so that was a genuine accident, schlatt followed all traffic laws he was just stupid
Don't mind me just leavin some personal highlights 1:02:28 "Ten and two officer" 2:24:02 Schlatt waves at the truck passing him, then at 2:24:35 fucking dies 3:18:55 Schlatt's old friend DrMantisTobogganDDS sends a donation
It’s crazy how such a wealthy man like J would have dual monitors and still not notice he was rolling back. This goes to prove how involving he is as a trucker streamer, he is willing to slow down his very important load just to cater to his dear loyal viewers. I know you’re only a small streamer Schucker, but I support you 100%
@@jackcowan8318 it's playing into the schlatt is jokingly religious thing. Read the last paragraph it's just Jesus talking about burning people in hell lol
Very smart of Schlatt to record his mic and the game audio SEPARATE from the stream audio (which had the music). Lets him post VODs without copyrighted music. Kinda genius.
wha- how did you gai- yah know what, its Schlatt, I don't need to ask, its like asking how people sound high for some reason after BINGE watching Swaggersouls, or start saying Mate and such after watching a bit or more of Philza, lol.
holy fuck bro this shit took me like 3 days to watch i have no idea how you can sit in one place for that long without putting a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger but good job ig
@@xiscaw usually by having the stream in the background as you do stuff, like if I'm playing a game or something, and when I dont have anything else I'd wanna do, fully watch it. Lol.
I just got my license and now seeing how terrifyingly close he keeps getting to other cars when he drifts into the other lanes just makes my anxiety go soooo much.
Im telling you, driving alone is scary as fuck for the first month, find stuff that makes you uncomfortable abd just do it over and over. as stupid as it sounds when i first started driving, pulling into parking lots and drives way always fucked me up. I did a shit ton of tight turns and got more comfortable. :D
@@samsbitter thats actually good advice, in one end your trying to add things to your comfort zone within driving, while on the other hand, you get a ton of practice. but sadly thats probably not so good on your wallet when needing to get gas XD!
It's like falling asleep when your driving to a vacation house in the middle of the night and your just over hearing the driver and the person next to them talking to keep each other awake
My hands are super sweaty and, with max volume and through a speaker, I clicked this on accident. The sheer primal fear I felt as He, Schlatt, spoke in His heavenly voice is nothing I ever have nor ever will feel again
Schlatt driving down the highway and almost crashing multiple times, watching his kilometers go down, is kind of symbolically comparable to me finishing my internship, seeing the hours to go go down :)
"I REALLY like driving." and not even 3 seconds later, "I should start drinking." See how easy it is to drink and drive? Clearly everyone should try it!
Been watching this stream in parts each night to help me fall asleep. It's just such a chill stream. Interesting enough to listen, but calming enough to doze off, like you're on a long roadtrip and you're listening to your friends talk in the background
Recently I ended up quitting my first job that I had for a year and a half, which was quite terrible. I've been listening to the VODS on my down time whilst looking for new work. Much parasocial love to you Schlatt for the great streams and content that you provide!
hope it goes well, for me and my brother we've had a shyte time looking for jobs, I was looking(until November of just last year) for a job to even INTERVIEW me since 2018...january...2018...so uhh, yeah. XD! I work at an IHOP rn with friendly co workers, and its pretty easy for what I do there. hope your next job is, if not fully enjoyable, you have fun/nice to be around co-workers, since if they are nice, and can be either funny or interesting to be around, that can actually make your day SO MUCH more tolerable, if not better entirely. there have been times where waking up, I just did NOT wanna work(low motivation) and going to work, even before I clock in, generally they just make me laugh, or just talk about interesting things around eachother and such. wish you luck with looking for your new job friendo! hopefully soon, and hopefully something good! stay safe!
I had a dream that I was in American truck sim and was tryna hitchhike and Schlatt asked me to tell a joke then ran me over when he didn’t find it funny
This is great to listen to in the background. The fact that it lasts so long means I don't have to switch to another video. The voices of the donations are funny, and the chill music + truck driving sounds aren't too loud compared to the other stuff.
Has this become a comfort VOD for anyone else? Never thought I could find myself falling asleep to Schlatt’s content, not that I don’t adore him, just his usual antics aren’t usually something I can fall asleep to. But this vod is different! Thank you for creating this big guy❤️
I love how you edit the VODs to have an intro and include certain parts of the Stream. It makes the whole thing less like a vid dump and more like planned content on the channel. Again, really love the stuff, keep it up!
this is actually really great to put on in the background and either chill to or even fell asleep to lol. this has been my melatonin for the past few days
![[실시간] 전철에서 찍힌 기생생물 감염 장면 | 기생수: 더 그레이](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4nkFvwxGAfA/mqdefault.jpg)
My favorite part is Schlatt screaming "Great song" and me, the VOD viewer just hears non copyright lofi
It took me awhile to realize he WASNT listening to lofi 🥲
@@samm5746 HE'S NOT? I feel so dumb. He plays lofi at the end of videos and in the weekly slap so I wouldnt be surprised
:')
The time is 40:50 lol 🥲
i put songs on my own lmao i listen to spotify lol
"Drunk driving is not the problem, it's the drunk crashing"
*Proceeds to drunk crash multiple times*
🤣 🤣
thats gonna be hard to find in the video
@@3.-_7---_739 It happened eventually, not right after the sentence
"You'll know I'm drunk when my driving begins to suffer"
Proceeds to veer off the road
It's a game. He did not talked about the game at all when he talked about that.
1:28:33
"I'm gonna purposefully go to a rest stop and just rest just so it's daytime, I'm tired of this night time drivin'':
Schlatt discovers IRL trucker meta in realtime
“If I sleep during the night I can drive during the day” 400 IQ maneuver
The funny thing is when he said that it was 5:30am
“Schlatt” bemoaning the amount of money he gets fined while continuing to drive like an unhinged maniac is beautiful poetry
This entire comment is a lot to unpack and it's wonderful
Schribtishits*
It's unfortunate that he can't play the copyrighted music on the VODs, driving and then hearing Rush and David Bowie was next level.
I just hope someone recorded this with the original sound and put it on youtube, despite copyright violations...
Isn't twitch more strict with copyright though? How'd he get away with it there
@@alistocracy just went to twitch you get more music but then if a super song appears it mutes it all anyways id perfer at least hearing music and some moments of blank
@@alistocracy The copyrighted parts of a VOD just get muted by Twitch. I'm not really sure how to even get a copyright strike on Twitch since it seems to get handled automatically. But yeah, in my experience, nothing really happens other than parts of your VOD getting muted.
@@KingNinVODs Ah I see
This is a weird but nice middle ground between Schlatt and the weekly slap. Hope he does more chill streams here and tht
here and tht
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tht and here
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HE LITERALLY LAUGHS LIKE A DAD THIS STREAM FELT LIKE SITTING IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR DADS TRUCK WELL HE RAMBLES ON ABOUT SOMETHING IN THE FRONT
Dude you just gave me a flashback to like 19 years ago. Has every experienced this lol
Reminds me of that one time when me and my dad went on a very long road trip to Iowa
(We live in Idaho)
@@never_liked_cornflakes that’s not real
@@TunkerWunker wut
But without the bug juice 🥺
Schlatt is like that one family member that isn’t actually related to you but everyone calls him uncle anyways
XD true
298 likes but 1 reply let me fix that
31:05
"No one trucks like me. They call me the trucker. They call me the long haul."
Me: "You're going 79 in a 55 zone.."
"They call me 80 mph in a 55."
They call me 56 mph in a 45
Fun fact, going 20 over the limit goes from a ticket to a misdemeanor and is waay worse
I found this comment when he said this lol
schlatt yelling at connor while he doesn't know what he's doing is giving me flashbacks to learning how to drive from my father 💀
learning stick with your father is worse
The difference between drunk “Schlatt” and sober “Schlatt” is a single beer.
Yeah, most likely
skill issue
Schlatt is the only guy who can do this for almost 8 hours and still make it entertaining
It’s crazy, I did a 5 hour session of VR Minecraft with this in the background, shits relaxing
5:18:20 for the perfectly timed 'fuck you' dono.
You're welcome :)
Edit: 1k likes?! Noice.
Thanks
5:21:35 as well :)
THANK YOU 🙏
That's the real pull of this stream
Legend
Here's a few timestamps since these are 3 streams in one
0:22 - first stream. Starts chill, lots of chaos later on
2:28:55 - second stream. Chaos. Connor joins about an hour in
5:01:35 - third stream. Really really chill and cozy. Personal favorite
6:54:57 - worlde interlude, he goes back to truck simulator right after.
Tha nk
Thanks broski
Champ
the uss liberty was me
Dec. 15 1999
the best part is, the accident at 2:24:42 would’ve happened if this was real life so that was a genuine accident, schlatt followed all traffic laws he was just stupid
the gutteral scream after 2:21:26 gets me everytime. Never could've stopped crying after what "Schlatt" had done
2:24:30 He crashes really hard into another car. Just bookmarking for myself.
Bro ramped💀
5:37:11 Thanks Schlatt. My Girlfriend loved your message! Shes making me sleep on the couch...
😔
Lol
Hah. What did ya do?
Dude you've got a completely different name
@@zoomrrmcgee People have different usernames on Twitch and UA-cam.
Don't mind me just leavin some personal highlights
1:02:28 "Ten and two officer"
2:24:02 Schlatt waves at the truck passing him, then at 2:24:35 fucking dies
3:18:55 Schlatt's old friend DrMantisTobogganDDS sends a donation
also 1:19:25 is hilarious
THANK YOU 🙏
also 1:48:06 "I love sucking patriot co-"
2:24:25
“GET OUTTA THE WAY”
Ramps car and leaves
5:18:24 is the single most greatest moment in the history of live-streaming 💀 💀 💀
Not even close. However, Schlatt banning the stans was. So close enough, same streamer
@@arteckjay6537 I'm glad I was there when the great purge happened
See along time ago. There was this bridge.
:)
same@@wykon6700
It’s crazy how such a wealthy man like J would have dual monitors and still not notice he was rolling back. This goes to prove how involving he is as a trucker streamer, he is willing to slow down his very important load just to cater to his dear loyal viewers. I know you’re only a small streamer Schucker, but I support you 100%
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 respect but UA-cam isn’t a church.
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 but why?
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 with all due respect, i ask why should i listen?
@@jackcowan8318 it's playing into the schlatt is jokingly religious thing. Read the last paragraph it's just Jesus talking about burning people in hell lol
Watching schlatt in situations where people would normally die is really eye opening to why most traffic laws exist
You should do a chuckle sandwhich episode where you all just play truck simulator and talk to each other as if you were radioing
That would actually be sick
i doubt itll happen but thatd be pretty cool
Imagine the green screen and edits
So... infinite cussing?
In online mode there actually is a CB radio that players can use to communicate
Very smart of Schlatt to record his mic and the game audio SEPARATE from the stream audio (which had the music). Lets him post VODs without copyrighted music. Kinda genius.
Do you know the exact playlist that he uses in this video. There’s a song around 32:40 that is really good but I can’t find it anywhere.
Watched all of it in one go. Lost sleep, gained virginity but all in all had a good time
wha- how did you gai- yah know what, its Schlatt, I don't need to ask, its like asking how people sound high for some reason after BINGE watching Swaggersouls, or start saying Mate and such after watching a bit or more of Philza, lol.
holy fuck bro this shit took me like 3 days to watch i have no idea how you can sit in one place for that long without putting a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger but good job ig
@@xiscaw usually by having the stream in the background as you do stuff, like if I'm playing a game or something, and when I dont have anything else I'd wanna do, fully watch it. Lol.
@@xiscaw I also forgot that there just are people like you who cant sit still for too long XD!
@@Laughing_Dragon you are right I did cook while he was streaming but still watched the whole way through
1:19:23 "once my driving starts to suffer, thats when you know im drunk"
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
1:02:39
"Ten and two officer."
I fucking LOST it
I just got my license and now seeing how terrifyingly close he keeps getting to other cars when he drifts into the other lanes just makes my anxiety go soooo much.
Im telling you, driving alone is scary as fuck for the first month, find stuff that makes you uncomfortable abd just do it over and over. as stupid as it sounds when i first started driving, pulling into parking lots and drives way always fucked me up. I did a shit ton of tight turns and got more comfortable. :D
@@samsbitter thats actually good advice, in one end your trying to add things to your comfort zone within driving, while on the other hand, you get a ton of practice.
but sadly thats probably not so good on your wallet when needing to get gas XD!
@@Laughing_Dragon especially nowadays, with how high gas prices are, if they live in America.
@@hereshire4755 yeah, gas is so damn expensive now lol
@@matthewwynn3025 everything is so damn expensive tbh
20:05 he drives under a sign that says “don’t drive drunk” lmfao
Classic schlatt always goofing about!
i also noticed that lol
This is the most convincing argument against drunk driving
5:18:20 is just pure gold 👌
Idk why, but him laughing at his own joke makes it 100 times funnier: 5:12:28
His laughter is extremely contagious🤣
As a Texan, I can _totally_ confirm that's how we drive through the nonexistent roundabouts we have
truck sim is so fun just to drive around doing nothing but listening to music
Maybe you should just consider truckin' as a career path the bröther, it'd pretty good money tbh
@@Flerb420 Some people like being home sometimes. :/
@@ironwario9184
Then that some people won’t make any money
@@ironwario9184 Oh no wittle baby likes bewing home oh noes!! Aww Aw you sad?? Aww Wittle baby
@@JohnFartblast I just wanted to let you know- that bait sucks and you're absolutely terrible at trolling
I like how he says he’s gonna drink and drive then he pulls over at a sign that says
“DRINK”
“DRIVE”
“LOSE”
16:27 The fact that he started drinking next to a drink driving warning sign 😂
I love how every time he drinks there's almost immediately a sign saying "don't drink and drive" lmao
6:12:36 is probably the best part because he's so genuine and truthful and then nearly crashes his truck
4:04:00 Conner looks like a kid learning to drive a big rig from his dad XD
2:24:36 I love how he just jumps that Camaro like he’s driving a trophy truck
It’s funnier if you imagine that this is real and he’s just debating whether he should drink and drive
Hahahahahaha
i love how schlatt is so happy he made the destination and then immediately kills a family of four
this is so good for sleeping. not that he’s boring, we all know he isn’t. something about this vod is so cozy
agreed, I've been slowly chipping away it this 20 minutes at a time before bed every other night
It's like falling asleep when your driving to a vacation house in the middle of the night and your just over hearing the driver and the person next to them talking to keep each other awake
It's like falling asleep in the back of the car on a roadtrip :)
5:18:20 The funny NY accent dono
Tysm I've been seeing this clip everywhere and I've been tryna find it
Chatter: (Says anything)
Schlatt or Connor: "Ban that guy."
My hands are super sweaty and, with max volume and through a speaker, I clicked this on accident. The sheer primal fear I felt as He, Schlatt, spoke in His heavenly voice is nothing I ever have nor ever will feel again
He’s like my dad.
Always telling the wildest stories that change my perception of him as a person.
Can’t wait to see him trucking into Ottawa for no specific reason 😁
Ohhhh good one lol
Honking status: Still honking, too much traffic!
@@LordVader1094 ever since I made the Unus Annus swirl my pfp, I see it everywhere lol
ew
read this right when he said “im goin north to Ottawa”
Being a fan of "jschlattVODS" is like being a fan of Canadian Truckers.
The Sigma grind grustleset grustleberry vibes being emitted by this comment are grustfilled with basedness.
So a fan of basedness
BASED
42:46 that was the most sincere "were okay" ive ever heard in my life lmaooo
schlatt: this is my favorite song!
twitch chat watching: *cat jam*
people watching this vod: *only hears lofi* 🗿
5:18:17 your welcome
I love the Lost Donutz ark
Thank you so much
Thank you good sir!
Schlatt: serving around and hitting shit like it's nothing
Schlatt when sees damage penalty: ***surprised Pikachu face***
Schlatt driving down the highway and almost crashing multiple times, watching his kilometers go down, is kind of symbolically comparable to me finishing my internship, seeing the hours to go go down :)
The fact that he continued to call the forklift on the back a tractor without even realizing it
"I REALLY like driving." and not even 3 seconds later, "I should start drinking."
See how easy it is to drink and drive? Clearly everyone should try it!
There’s no danger if everyone does it
@@LiilYogurt THEY CAN'T SHOOT ALL OF US!
46:30 i don’t think I’ve ever seen schlatt so disappointed w a chatter
What did it say?
@@showsomesignsoflife “i was glad today i had a date with the boy of my dreams and i found out i had a throat build like white people have”
@@jhuff8513 💀
Been watching this stream in parts each night to help me fall asleep. It's just such a chill stream. Interesting enough to listen, but calming enough to doze off, like you're on a long roadtrip and you're listening to your friends talk in the background
And then screaming because he fucking died
Schlatt: guys this is my favorite song
* quiet Lofi music intensifies *
I fucking hate lofi. It's the soft rock of the generation.
It’s like someone out s bunch of sand, rocks, and coins into a dryer and turned it on
As a rural "jschlatt" enjoyer thanks for uploading the vods on youtube as twitch dont even load on 400kb/s internet, thanks big guy.
yeah twitch ain't for us non-city dwellers but the vids are really cool!
Recently I ended up quitting my first job that I had for a year and a half, which was quite terrible. I've been listening to the VODS on my down time whilst looking for new work. Much parasocial love to you Schlatt for the great streams and content that you provide!
hope it goes well, for me and my brother we've had a shyte time looking for jobs, I was looking(until November of just last year) for a job to even INTERVIEW me since 2018...january...2018...so uhh, yeah. XD!
I work at an IHOP rn with friendly co workers, and its pretty easy for what I do there.
hope your next job is, if not fully enjoyable, you have fun/nice to be around co-workers, since if they are nice, and can be either funny or interesting to be around, that can actually make your day SO MUCH more tolerable, if not better entirely.
there have been times where waking up, I just did NOT wanna work(low motivation) and going to work, even before I clock in, generally they just make me laugh, or just talk about interesting things around eachother and such.
wish you luck with looking for your new job friendo! hopefully soon, and hopefully something good! stay safe!
Hey you find a job yet
This VOD was so nice to listen to while I worked. The casual Schlatt plus the sounds of the truck engine put me into a soothing trance.
1:02:40 made me laugh when you said Ten and Two Officer and immediately ram the cop car off to the side
2:36:05 realized schlatt's probably a good singer
IKR? That was silky smooth!
5 words sung and I’m already waiting for a cover from him
My fav part of this is schlatt saying “This is just an Amazing song!” To copyright free background Lofi
Remember folks. 100% of drunk crashers started out at drunk drivers.
Schlatt is the kind of person you’d never want to be your therapist and then proceed to tell him all your deepest, darkest secrets
I had a dream that I was in American truck sim and was tryna hitchhike and Schlatt asked me to tell a joke then ran me over when he didn’t find it funny
Sounds like schlatt
2:24:35 best moment in the entire vod
2:21:26 is great too
Agreed🤣
The fact he cleard the jump
5:55:04 is also amazing
I like the part of the stream where he is driving
What?
@@ramen8898it's a joke saying he likes the whole stream
@@spacerspud7076 ohhh I thought he meant like irl
This is great to listen to in the background. The fact that it lasts so long means I don't have to switch to another video. The voices of the donations are funny, and the chill music + truck driving sounds aren't too loud compared to the other stuff.
I used the other trucker vod to fall asleep to the other night. Who knew drunk driving could be so relaxing?
Love how chat is just a bunch of 12, 21, 6, 3, and 9 year olds stuck inside a truck with shlatt
…
Yeah, In the real world it would be “schrit”s victims from 99’.
1:48:05 HAD ME DYINGGGGGG
THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING THIS I HEARD IT WHILE I WAS DOZING OFF AND COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN !!!
Me from Cali: recognizes coppers before he gets close
Schlatt: “I got fined!” After passing up coppers
Has this become a comfort VOD for anyone else? Never thought I could find myself falling asleep to Schlatt’s content, not that I don’t adore him, just his usual antics aren’t usually something I can fall asleep to. But this vod is different! Thank you for creating this big guy❤️
Schlatt really thinks he can put an 8 hour video out and expect us NOT to watch it in one sitting
Never felt more related to when he asked about driving with ur eyes closed to see how far you can make it
Day 1 : 0:22 I started watching this video
Day 2 : I am at 2:45:09
Day 3 : I didn't watch it
Day 4 : 5:23:57
Day 5 : FINALLY I FINISHED IT
your a real one🏆
This is what I put on every night as background noise to fall asleep, it's great
29:38 Shoutout to the "REPORT DRUNK DRIVERS CALL 9-1-1" sign RIGHT after he got himself some alc
16:26 HE LITTERLY PULLED OVER NEXT TO THE SIGN THATS SAYS DRINK, DRIVE LOOSE TO FUCKING DRINK LOL
Truck Drivers: I need this job to live
Schlatt: haha funny truck go brr
This is 100% a comfort stream for me, it’s funny but also calming. I watch this so much
4:48:54 “I can pull it off” proceeds to miss parking spot
It's always a good time when "Schlatt" shows us how "Texans" drive
As a person with a friend from Texas, can confirm they do drive like this
@@WallHitter07 as a person from Texas, I second that
@@WallHitter07 As a person from Australia, I can also confirm that
these streams are really nice to fall asleep to, very chill music with a very chill atmosphere. i could watch these all day
"it's not a real trucking experience unless you're high on crystal meth"
-twitch user
I love how you edit the VODs to have an intro and include certain parts of the Stream. It makes the whole thing less like a vid dump and more like planned content on the channel. Again, really love the stuff, keep it up!
This is so relaxing and kinda comforting, i need to catch this live, I hope he makes a lot more of this
this reminds me of late night road trips to my grandparent’s house. But with a drunk New Yorker driving instead of my dad.
I love how Schlatt says, "ok, ok ill stop speeding," and then continue to speed
29:37 the timing he just grabbed alcohol and look at the sign.
Surprisingly, for someone who just got back into streaming after a *long* time, Schlatt is still really good at streaming. And also oddly positive
this is amazing, reminds me of his streams where he’d mine while talking and chilling with the chat, hope to see more chill stuff like this
This is my comfort video. I watch this every day and I fall asleep to this. I love it so much
Watching this at 5 am was a true experience
i like how the vod replaced all the dmca music with royalty free chillhop so schlatt sounds psychotic when he talks about how much he likes the music
Especially when he either says it twice during the royalty free music or hums to the original song
I watched this while in the hospital and had the comfiest time of my life, thank you Jschlatt you’re the only person who could pull this off
this is actually really great to put on in the background and either chill to or even fell asleep to lol. this has been my melatonin for the past few days
schlatt is my comfort streamer
watching this entire VOD was a productive use of my day