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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  3 роки тому +16806

    Tried out Photoshop's new face tweaking feature for today's thumbnail... I think we can all agree that it works perfectly!

  • @santaclaus8652
    @santaclaus8652 3 роки тому +5149

    He should just call this series: “playing games that are much more complicated than I had initially thought”

    • @ashleyharrison1009
      @ashleyharrison1009 3 роки тому +135

      Well, I'm not sure how accurate the other simulators were. But my dad, an irl American truck driver, says that American Trucking Simulator is very accurate to driving over-the-road. Truck Driving is not as complicated as Mark made it seem.

    • @santaclaus8652
      @santaclaus8652 3 роки тому +41

      Yeah Mark does that with a lot of these games lol

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 роки тому +5

      Yup, its truly a thing at this point!

    • @puuaatu2856
      @puuaatu2856 3 роки тому +24

      basically half of the video is about playing the game and the other half is about trying to play the game

    • @mataskart9894
      @mataskart9894 3 роки тому +10

      Can't wait to see him play a flight simulator of sorts, though MSFS might not be too hard..

  • @azation
    @azation 3 роки тому +3802

    Mark: "I'm about to pass!!"
    "Anyone there?" *checks mirror for .25 seconds*
    "Hope not!" *passes*

    • @Nevdar
      @Nevdar 3 роки тому +65

      That seems pretty standard for a truck driver if they even check at all lol.

    • @gobalbucs
      @gobalbucs 3 роки тому +63

      @@Nevdar To be fair, it’s a lot easier to place the burden of safety on non-truck drivers since cars are much smaller and have an easier time maneuvering/navigating around potential hazards compared to trucks lol

    • @omangyulia6823
      @omangyulia6823 3 роки тому +2

      @@Nevdar torrent for a

    • @wsor3802
      @wsor3802 3 роки тому +4

      Don't we all?

    • @Gohan_Fanboi
      @Gohan_Fanboi 3 роки тому +4

      Swift in a nutshell

  • @willowdrakon
    @willowdrakon 3 роки тому +783

    I love this simulator bump, and also love how markiplier has now gone from "i dun need no tut-rial" to "oh god please give me the tutorial"

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod 3 роки тому +23

      And do you know what fucking happens???? He actually understands, and becomes a goddamn god, I am amazed at how dedication, I would be so lost, especially first time

    • @curlypuff
      @curlypuff 3 роки тому +2

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me you dont even post videos, chill

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 3 роки тому +10

      You mean terturial?

    • @willowdrakon
      @willowdrakon 3 роки тому +4

      Turtlw

  • @xanthor7733
    @xanthor7733 3 роки тому +1784

    Mark: "I love the dynamics of shifting!"
    Also Mark: *rolls from fourth, drives in 10th at 20 MPH, and just destroys the gearbox*

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 роки тому +7

      Thanks captain obvious

    • @thegeneralgamer4921
      @thegeneralgamer4921 3 роки тому +150

      @@jameswent48 do you really have nothing better to do than comment on every comment with this?

    • @cdobreezy007
      @cdobreezy007 3 роки тому +70

      @@thegeneralgamer4921 no, no he doesn't

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 2 роки тому +27

      Ikr? Not even racers hate their gearboxes that much

    • @extremelightning6115
      @extremelightning6115 2 роки тому +26

      Bro as a guy that drives manual
      *That hurts*

  • @onionpai3407
    @onionpai3407 3 роки тому +6695

    “Red lights are just a suggestion”
    -Markiplier

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 3 роки тому +370

      Nothing has tempted me more to become a member of a youtuber than this literal comment

    • @mihirx27
      @mihirx27 3 роки тому +43

      Story of my life right here...

    • @hoo8072
      @hoo8072 3 роки тому +265

      @@cats1970 YS

    • @artifactland69
      @artifactland69 3 роки тому +20

      he's a real standup guy

    • @Wrsfts
      @Wrsfts 3 роки тому +19

      How do you do this "emotes"?

  • @SirCheeto47
    @SirCheeto47 3 роки тому +1256

    As a former truck driver, I have to say that Mark’s actions and verbal expressions are insanely accurate while operating a big rig.
    Minus the severe law breaking, of course.

    • @koira163
      @koira163 3 роки тому +127

      You mean to tell me you did NOT go into a ramp in 80 mph and roll on your side? Jeez, can you even call yourself a truckdriver? Haha

    • @tatertotgaming863
      @tatertotgaming863 3 роки тому +95

      Why dont yall ever allow it to transform into optimus prime

    • @allenmarvetsthewildbuck3205
      @allenmarvetsthewildbuck3205 3 роки тому +40

      @@koira163 those yellow signs with black lettering are just suggestions 🤣

    • @Howtoeatrocks
      @Howtoeatrocks 6 місяців тому +1

      As an ex cab kid in Australia, the crimes much worse here 😂

  • @trevorthefoamer220
    @trevorthefoamer220 3 роки тому +9385

    He’s done emergency vehicles, he’s done semi trucks, it’s time for trains

    • @kudokudami16
      @kudokudami16 3 роки тому +394

      Trains may be on tracks but he will find away to crash them

    • @raineLense
      @raineLense 3 роки тому +56

      please trains

    • @gordatados
      @gordatados 3 роки тому +127

      Or airplanes. Or boats. 😊

    • @Rain-np7tk
      @Rain-np7tk 3 роки тому +37

      And then planes

    • @FatePillarStew
      @FatePillarStew 3 роки тому +34

      Maybe taxi simulator

  • @jpann26
    @jpann26 2 роки тому +1096

    Mark trying to take that first highway curve at 78mph and tipping was the funniest thing I've seen all day.

  • @stickupking1064
    @stickupking1064 3 роки тому +1158

    Mark: Shes a beaut
    Truck: Fully jack knifed

    • @dustinripley6372
      @dustinripley6372 3 роки тому +43

      Yea I cringed so hard at the over corrects and poor maneuvers.

    • @BetsyWills1989
      @BetsyWills1989 3 роки тому +12

      I laughed so hard at this 🤣

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 роки тому +3

      Well that didn't last long! xD

    • @kopperhead
      @kopperhead 3 роки тому +8

      The glad hands would have snapped off so hard lmao

    • @growertheimpaleher
      @growertheimpaleher 3 роки тому +26

      He'd fit right in with Swift!

  • @lexidavis2789
    @lexidavis2789 3 роки тому +4957

    watching this with my dad was an experience for him, it was the most i seen him laugh and trying to explain things like mark can hear him. he was a truck driver for over 30 years. he loved this video thanks mark loved it!

    • @kamiko_kourteva
      @kamiko_kourteva 3 роки тому +236

      That's so incredibly pure thank you for sharing!

    • @ExVeritasReverentia
      @ExVeritasReverentia 3 роки тому +135

      that's cute XD
      for some reason reminds me of my dad when he helped me & my sis w/a part we were stuck in Resident Evil 5...when he hadn't played an RE game since the original RE3

    • @mejhdhhicbfshihids652
      @mejhdhhicbfshihids652 3 роки тому +25

      The Mcelroys did a video on polygon for this game and it’s hilarious I would recommend it for you and your dad

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 3 роки тому +30

      @@mejhdhhicbfshihids652 I'm a trucker who also plays this game and that video had me in tears laughing

    • @Noah-xd2zy
      @Noah-xd2zy 3 роки тому +6

      Wholesome

  • @cullendunham7946
    @cullendunham7946 3 роки тому +4645

    As a truck driver I can confirm this is exactly how your first few months goes

    • @johnziriada2820
      @johnziriada2820 3 роки тому +223

      Trailer damage?! Not my trailer...

    • @Goose90091
      @Goose90091 3 роки тому +156

      As another trucker I can confirm lol

    • @drunkenmunky890
      @drunkenmunky890 3 роки тому +34

      Lol no. You shouldn't have earned your cdl making turns like that.

    • @rollyollyollie6213
      @rollyollyollie6213 3 роки тому +245

      @@drunkenmunky890 well no, but the panic is real

    • @williampflugfelder6709
      @williampflugfelder6709 3 роки тому +62

      Only if you start at swift hahaha

  • @daviddebergh254
    @daviddebergh254 3 роки тому +261

    As a trucker I love these games so people can understand how difficult driving an 18 wheeler is.

  • @danielbrugovsky6018
    @danielbrugovsky6018 3 роки тому +1810

    Mark: "I NEED TO GO FASTER."
    *Shifts from 2nd all the way to 12th gear*
    The engine: "That's a lot of damage."

  • @andrew9415
    @andrew9415 3 роки тому +993

    Mark while jackknifing the trailer: "She's a beaut. Shea's a beaut."

    • @codyhopping9343
      @codyhopping9343 3 роки тому +17

      I was cringing so hard😂

    • @Iridium117
      @Iridium117 3 роки тому +6

      it's a good thing it doesn't simulate that bat wing... or the airlines that he probably would have ripped off the glad hands

    • @gabenegron2373
      @gabenegron2373 3 роки тому +10

      "Alrighty, the trailer looks to be in nice shape, and- where the tread go?"

    • @dts369
      @dts369 3 роки тому +1

      @@codyhopping9343 same here

  • @christyioran2969
    @christyioran2969 3 роки тому +356

    "Are you judging me?!?!"
    I work as a material handler and can confirm that yes, If you're a bad truck driver, everyone is intensely judging you all the time

    • @Alibi0014
      @Alibi0014 3 роки тому +22

      I'm a new driver (about 4 months) driving for 7-Up and every time I miss backing into a dock I feel like people are judging me at work

    • @thedragon133
      @thedragon133 3 роки тому +14

      @@Alibi0014 well, according to chris, you're right :-D don't let it get to you though. Everybody has to start somewhere.

    • @teslacoil5378
      @teslacoil5378 3 роки тому +6

      @@thedragon133 It's really unfortunate that people have to judge others like that. Don't they know that they were once beginners too? I just can't understand some people

    • @thedragon133
      @thedragon133 3 роки тому +9

      @@teslacoil5378 I think it's just in our nature, just as we judge others on how they look and behave. We gauge their level of threat or usefulness on a base instinct level.
      From that point on though, it's our choice to correct that judgement or throw it out completely, like you would with a beginner. :)

    • @thedragon133
      @thedragon133 3 роки тому +1

      @@smallvixenamberkitty1967 indeed . No bots here.
      😉

  • @LoneWolf-kz5bo
    @LoneWolf-kz5bo 3 роки тому +652

    “I remember how to back these up”
    *immediately jack-knifes it*

  • @daemonsdemons
    @daemonsdemons 3 роки тому +1886

    "It's my fault but i'm going to blame you" is the best sentence to describe driving I've ever heard.

  • @MrSchism
    @MrSchism 3 роки тому +2145

    "I'm not real"
    "I've been on a simulator kick lately"
    I'm sensing a theme.

    • @grimreaper2680
      @grimreaper2680 3 роки тому +73

      @【 Royalty free distribution 】 Fam at least the curse gave me a week, I died instantaneously after clicking on your channel and seeing the shit that you post.

    • @Slt4FixtionalMen
      @Slt4FixtionalMen 3 роки тому +41

      @【 Royalty free distribution 】 YES! FUCKING FINALLY!! FUCK YES!! THANK YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH!! I FINALLY GET TO DIE!! OMFG!!! EVERYBODY CALL DOWN! ITS HAPPENING!! ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!!

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 3 роки тому +12

      Wait- it's all connected!! *x-files theme plays*

    • @rlharveson
      @rlharveson 3 роки тому +15

      @【 Royalty free distribution 】 It worked! It actually worked!
      The dislike button worked!

    • @mont9150
      @mont9150 3 роки тому +2

      @【 Royalty free distribution 】 this curse will be applied to me and everyone? Including you? Im good fam

  • @jacecagle8198
    @jacecagle8198 8 місяців тому +48

    3 yrs later and this is still one of my favorite videos. The fluctuations of "I've got this shit" to "fuck, how do I truck?" make this some of the best Mark comedy for me.

  • @JediPlays0309
    @JediPlays0309 3 роки тому +5486

    I’m hyped for British truck simulator

    • @lukapetrovic412
      @lukapetrovic412 3 роки тому +32

      Epic

    • @bortouii
      @bortouii 3 роки тому +400

      br ish truc simula’uh

    • @sephinatorr
      @sephinatorr 3 роки тому +93

      *Bri'ish

    • @AuroraFlari
      @AuroraFlari 3 роки тому +36

      @Ì Àm ÇhřïϟinBB 114 bots are getting more and more annoying er

    • @najarakie1506
      @najarakie1506 3 роки тому +44

      U mean Bri’ish truck simula’or

  • @andreoropeza2789
    @andreoropeza2789 3 роки тому +673

    Mark: I paid for the whole speedometer I’m using the whole speedometer

    • @repairaholic4858
      @repairaholic4858 3 роки тому +6

      👏👏👏👏

    • @nova.986
      @nova.986 3 роки тому +3

      Over-used joke

    • @cjvand3080
      @cjvand3080 3 роки тому +4

      I literally see no other joke saying this

    • @nova.986
      @nova.986 3 роки тому

      @@cjvand3080 I meant in general

    • @samaelweatherman207
      @samaelweatherman207 3 роки тому +4

      @@nova.986 I've literally never heard this joke until now.

  • @DhanbeeSuh
    @DhanbeeSuh 3 роки тому +280

    "How many gears do I have" "HOW MANY GEARS DO I HAVE"
    has the same energy as
    *"I aM a MaN wItH fIvE oVeNs!"*

  • @junomay6341
    @junomay6341 2 роки тому +247

    the pure and utter shock mark is in when he crashes knowing that he was speeding and doing a big turn driving a truck 😭

  • @RebeliousAngel196
    @RebeliousAngel196 3 роки тому +837

    My dad drives truck and he would actually agree with Mark's rant about having maps and GPS oriented north.

    • @Charlieto
      @Charlieto 3 роки тому +16

      i have played the game for months and i agree. i still get lost on where i am coz it sticks to north instead of following the road direction you are going

    • @raionshishi8290
      @raionshishi8290 3 роки тому +47

      @@Charlieto Am... Marks point was that he prefers it always oriented North then following the road directions you are going because it disorients you

    • @victorkaegi8716
      @victorkaegi8716 3 роки тому +8

      @Taylor truck driving is actually insanely good money, over 100k per year depending on if you have a cdl class a and the company you work for.

    • @BoxySonic
      @BoxySonic 3 роки тому +13

      I think that its fine to have it face where your facing as long as it has a compass

    • @Charlieto
      @Charlieto 3 роки тому +2

      @@raionshishi8290 i replied before watching the video lol

  • @MandelaAnomaly
    @MandelaAnomaly 3 роки тому +861

    Mark: “Current job is Truck”
    Lixian: Lemme just... *HONK*

  • @Jenna-qp1bf
    @Jenna-qp1bf 3 роки тому +721

    17:33
    "What would happen if I speeded just a little bit?"
    **Is flipped over on the highway like 2 minutes later**

  • @600forzip
    @600forzip 3 роки тому +587

    He's even telling stories like a real truck driver

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 3 роки тому +18

      The most crucial part of the life lol. I've got stories for days and I've only driven for 4 years

    • @thomasmcginley7944
      @thomasmcginley7944 2 роки тому +2

      What would Mark's cb handle be?

    • @fenn_fren
      @fenn_fren Рік тому +4

      @@thomasmcginley7944 Markimoo

  • @rangga1188
    @rangga1188 3 роки тому +382

    17:24 Mark: that was probably the most exciting that gonna happen.
    *Literally few minutes later he crashed the damn truck lol*

    • @Cubsfan_75
      @Cubsfan_75 3 роки тому +5

      Fellow agent this is agent maelstrom

    • @DarkestSoldier
      @DarkestSoldier 5 місяців тому

      You goddamn spoiled it

  • @YourDeformedGod
    @YourDeformedGod 3 роки тому +878

    "Its not my trailer so who really cares" - every swift driver ever.

    • @ForrestFrank
      @ForrestFrank 3 роки тому +40

      I was waiting for a comment about Swift drivers lol

    • @boredniko2406
      @boredniko2406 3 роки тому +16

      *You're not wrong*

    • @beauchampterry43
      @beauchampterry43 3 роки тому +8

      Pam driver here, I see your mistake, you said swift and not pam.

    • @krispurdy78
      @krispurdy78 3 роки тому +5

      I only got my Swift trailer stuck in a muddy ditch once thanks. 😆

    • @dts369
      @dts369 3 роки тому +5

      Lol swift standa for sure wish I finished training

  • @sephinatorr
    @sephinatorr 3 роки тому +389

    "Straight back baby"
    "I feel like I'm in there!"
    "Unload baby"
    All of this is happening at once, I'm scared

    • @sephinatorr
      @sephinatorr 3 роки тому +4

      @@iguanotorious9806 Lmao, I don't know where that came from but, ok!

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 3 роки тому

      @Crotchwhistle Purple what? Hmm I suppose you work for UA-cam. Tell me what they're hiding. And I will reward your channel!

    • @sephinatorr
      @sephinatorr 3 роки тому

      @Crotchwhistle Purple Nah, I was making a joke

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 3 роки тому +1

      @Crotchwhistle Purple Ya sure don’t sound like one

  • @E36_boat
    @E36_boat 3 роки тому +322

    As a manual driver when he said “ why am I going so slow I’m shifting up” had me dead ☠️

    • @JollyRanchersGrandma
      @JollyRanchersGrandma Рік тому +18

      It's apparent Mark drove an automatic before getting his Tesla

    • @Agrijack101
      @Agrijack101 10 місяців тому

      Haha 😂 I’m a farm kid and I’m thinking the same thing 😂

  • @yesitsmrclean4725
    @yesitsmrclean4725 3 роки тому +396

    pro tip for anyone backing up with a trailer: put your hand on the bottom of your steering wheel, if you turn it left, the trailer will go left, turn it right, the trailer will go right. :D have fun hauling whatever you may be hauling!

    • @DatsOdd
      @DatsOdd 3 роки тому +22

      I've been playing this game for almost 4 years now, that's a pretty good tip!

    • @deathday8859
      @deathday8859 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @cottoncandysweet8132
    @cottoncandysweet8132 3 роки тому +3512

    "you've been hit by"
    "you've been struck by"
    *truck*

  • @alexanderlang8274
    @alexanderlang8274 3 роки тому +748

    Literally the guy everyone’s afraid of on the road..

    • @deejeh9494
      @deejeh9494 3 роки тому +8

      Haulers don't want to crash either but it's not out of fear.

  • @tristanhicks5372
    @tristanhicks5372 3 роки тому +158

    The screaming as you flipped is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while lol

  • @edd17sp74
    @edd17sp74 3 роки тому +465

    For a while there I was thinking, “Wow, Mark, I’m really impressed! You’re taking this seriously and doing pretty well!”
    Then you took an off ramp at 80mph and rolled it.

    • @teslacoil5378
      @teslacoil5378 3 роки тому +13

      It'd be entertaining to see him play this game with a legit setup. Like a wheel, a truck shifter, and all the goods.

  • @dr_skipwith
    @dr_skipwith 3 роки тому +3262

    "It's perfectly fine to make a California stop." * proceeds to completely *YEET* through the stop sign *
    Yep. That's Cali for ya.

    • @5.3_01
      @5.3_01 3 роки тому +8

      Love your videos ❤️

    • @alric2502
      @alric2502 3 роки тому +4

      i know this guy

    • @jamiecavera5985
      @jamiecavera5985 3 роки тому +2

      I like your vids

    • @polmccartknee3792
      @polmccartknee3792 3 роки тому

      Never thought I'd see u here

    • @LordHeadcheez
      @LordHeadcheez 3 роки тому +17

      We call it a "California Roll" here in Nevada because the only people that roll stop signs are Californians and California transplants.

  • @xXfunloveXx
    @xXfunloveXx 3 роки тому +156

    As a truck driver, it makes me happy when non CDL holders learn why trucks do what they do.

    • @TheDrunkenPhaeron
      @TheDrunkenPhaeron 3 роки тому +5

      I operate heavy equipment and all I can say is it seems like those trucks are like steering a front loader but worse and I can't imagine doing that on the highway fuck that, I'll stick to pulling trailers and moving dirt in my quarry lmao

    • @Alibi0014
      @Alibi0014 3 роки тому +10

      I saw this video after a busy weekend and I told my GF that we had to watch it and I was calling out every time mark was about to hit things. And this video gave me a good laugh as well. Been trucking about 3 months

    • @coolbrotherj
      @coolbrotherj 3 роки тому +12

      Laying in my truck going "NO PULL OUT OMG FURTHER MARK, NOOOO"

    • @jtreed3296
      @jtreed3296 3 роки тому +1

      I'm screaming at him "GO WIDER THAN A LOT LIZARD'S LEGS!"

    • @Alibi0014
      @Alibi0014 3 роки тому +4

      @@jtreed3296 I called it pretty every time he hit something. I wa sitting next to my girlfriend and I was like "he's gonna take out that pole" and "he's gonna hit that wall"

  • @shortysherbet
    @shortysherbet 3 роки тому +114

    "My fault, but imma blame you" anyone who ever drives, always.

  • @lilkat6314
    @lilkat6314 3 роки тому +501

    "Why do they have 30 pounds of office supplies?!"
    Well how else do you think Staples gets their products?

    • @BDSL
      @BDSL 3 роки тому +20

      Bit more than 30 pounds.

    • @ashley302
      @ashley302 3 роки тому +21

      It was 30,000 lbs of office supplies. Don't need a semi truck's pulling power for just 30 lbs.

    • @thegeneralgamer4921
      @thegeneralgamer4921 3 роки тому +16

      @@ashley302 It's VERY important office supplies. 30 lbs of office supplies and 29,970 lbs of cushion, bubble wrap, and safes to put the supplies in.

    • @ashley302
      @ashley302 3 роки тому +8

      @@thegeneralgamer4921 oh that is such a smart move. We all know printer paper and over priced pens need all that cushion.

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 3 роки тому

      @@ashley302 just one guy who likes to run.

  • @powersteamracing
    @powersteamracing 3 роки тому +478

    "Trailer damaged? Well it's not my trailer so who cares."
    Congratulations, Swift is hiring.

    • @darrellsumner8573
      @darrellsumner8573 3 роки тому +20

      S.wing
      W.ide
      I.ts
      A.
      F.*cking
      T.railer

    • @ChristopherKutzler
      @ChristopherKutzler 3 роки тому +19

      S.ure
      W.ish
      I
      F.inished
      T.raining

    • @UOUPv2
      @UOUPv2 3 роки тому +16

      Stevie
      Wonder's
      Institute
      For
      Trucking

    • @eternyti
      @eternyti 3 роки тому

      Also Western Express.

    • @jakematheney2583
      @jakematheney2583 3 роки тому +3

      That's our motto tbh. Not my shit, not my problem XD

  • @doslover
    @doslover 3 роки тому +466

    "My fault but Imma blame you"
    Well if that isn't just driving in a nutshell.

  • @silasbaird
    @silasbaird 3 роки тому +89

    As someone who actually drives trucks I can say this is truly hilarious. Props to Mark

  • @Chubby_Lemon
    @Chubby_Lemon 3 роки тому +393

    On multiplayer you're legally required to toot your airhorn when you see another trucker. Anything less is punishable by death by alligators.

  • @tw.eezers
    @tw.eezers 3 роки тому +183

    Mark: I’ve been on a simulator kick recently.
    Everyone: OH? We haven’t noticed!

    • @kylie7780
      @kylie7780 3 роки тому +3

      How long has he been doing simulators? This seems pretty new. (I wish there was a sarcasm font)

  • @tylerwitharose
    @tylerwitharose 3 роки тому +606

    “15,000 pounds of clothes??? How???”
    *stares in Unus Annus orders*

    • @legotrainfan460119
      @legotrainfan460119 3 роки тому +5

      My employer will put up to 25k on the same size trailer (28' single axle), then our OTR drivers pull two of them down the road.

    • @mrbiggsofficial
      @mrbiggsofficial 3 роки тому

      Still haven't gotten my unus annus clothes lol

    • @Evan_bruce_77
      @Evan_bruce_77 3 роки тому +3

      while he's wearing an unus annus shirt lmao

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 3 роки тому +2

      @@legotrainfan460119 I pull a 53' van. I laughed at 15k lbs lol.
      I've run 45,000 in a load before.

  • @Peeps40836
    @Peeps40836 2 роки тому +27

    23:14 When your genius is so powerful that it violates the first law of thermodynamics.

    • @ommkhr
      @ommkhr Рік тому +3

      Well, he confess that he was above some kind of laws?

    • @DarkestSoldier
      @DarkestSoldier 5 місяців тому

      ​@@ommkhryeah he doesn't apply to himself

  • @EhanuRehu
    @EhanuRehu 3 роки тому +203

    Mark, as a former truck driver, I say this very lovingly:
    *Please stay far FAR away from the driver's seat of a truck*

    • @Ward413
      @Ward413 3 роки тому +24

      Swift will hire him no problem.

    • @covahdong6899
      @covahdong6899 3 роки тому +7

      I've seen worse than him.

    • @onlyskyguy744
      @onlyskyguy744 3 роки тому +5

      @@covahdong6899 seen a lot worse in Ohio then mark.

    • @SilverTheCatsune
      @SilverTheCatsune 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 3 роки тому +3

      He should do a video where he tries CDL school for a day. Imagine him trying to get it in gear.

  • @zemy3813
    @zemy3813 3 роки тому +331

    Markiplier: Shifts from 1st to 12th instantly
    Also mark: why am I going so slow?

  • @ericridgeway2846
    @ericridgeway2846 3 роки тому +469

    "Are water beds still a thing anymore? Does anybody do- WEED!!!"
    -Mark 2021

  • @midsummernightmare
    @midsummernightmare Рік тому +25

    Mark not knowing what the cab of the truck is called and then telling us how it put him to sleep every time is both the most relatable and the cutest thing

  • @boreddev9252
    @boreddev9252 3 роки тому +646

    As a trucker, i just laughed every time he's like, "oh yea, got it right here."

    • @a2rhombus2
      @a2rhombus2 3 роки тому +43

      I'm not even a trucker but I knew we were in for a good time as soon as he selected the advanced parking mode.

    • @randomaidan8005
      @randomaidan8005 3 роки тому +16

      Yeah my dads a trucker. I was like markiplier , you ain’t even close.

    • @ZackNotHere
      @ZackNotHere 3 роки тому +2

      @@randomaidan8005 markiplier*

    • @randomaidan8005
      @randomaidan8005 3 роки тому +5

      @@ZackNotHere yeah yeah I made a mistake.

    • @ZackNotHere
      @ZackNotHere 3 роки тому +2

      @@randomaidan8005 yea I'm just fixing it

  • @thechaoticpaladin
    @thechaoticpaladin 3 роки тому +313

    Mark: "We're gonna call it... Markimerica."
    Fandom: *EVERYONE WRITE THIS SHIT DOWN IT'S ANOTHER OFFICIAL NAME*

  • @meggiemoo4404
    @meggiemoo4404 3 роки тому +562

    Mark: “what is it called? The c-o-c-k-pit?”
    Me: “CAB”

    • @thatkidcgonzo
      @thatkidcgonzo 3 роки тому +1

      That's wtf I was saying lol

    • @Ace-gq8xp
      @Ace-gq8xp 3 роки тому +2

      Isnt it the cabin

    • @thatkidcgonzo
      @thatkidcgonzo 3 роки тому +11

      @@Ace-gq8xp It's called Cab for short I haven't heard any trucker fully call it a cabin

    • @meggiemoo4404
      @meggiemoo4404 3 роки тому +3

      @@Ace-gq8xp I’ve never heard a trucker call it a cabin. I used to be a truck driver as well

    • @skipp84
      @skipp84 3 роки тому

      nah thats a car

  • @aris_han
    @aris_han 3 роки тому +18

    23:50
    "they do out first, make a sense nowadays"
    Trucks back in the day
    "turn trucks like they driving a mini cooper, we going boys!"

  • @abigailchiu1943
    @abigailchiu1943 3 роки тому +1096

    Mark: crashes into something
    Mark: *”it’s fine”*

    • @leviticus2001
      @leviticus2001 3 роки тому +15

      He just wants to see how far his truck can take it.

    • @lucianocurti5419
      @lucianocurti5419 3 роки тому +4

      To those reading this reply, we need markiplier to play Hunie Pop 2

    • @WereWolfNights
      @WereWolfNights 3 роки тому

      Let's not forget hom much he jacknifed the trailer

    • @GrimKreeper
      @GrimKreeper 3 роки тому

      @@lucianocurti5419 What is Hunie Pop 2?

    • @lucianocurti5419
      @lucianocurti5419 3 роки тому

      @@GrimKreeper you serious? He played the first game of Hunie Pop, the series was hilarious. Ok but Hunie Pop is a dating game

  • @ryancassens2118
    @ryancassens2118 3 роки тому +449

    "Who cares about trailer damage, it's not my trailer. " Making the Swift drivers feel proud with that one.

  • @GuitarianoRyan
    @GuitarianoRyan 3 роки тому +186

    Mark’s been having a really bad case of “Oops, all bangers” lately
    The man can’t stop making good content

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 3 роки тому +2

      Honestly, I've thought most of these sim videos were trash.

    • @brian94327
      @brian94327 3 роки тому +10

      If he decided to only upload simulation games, I wouldn't complain

    • @ThEaWeSoMeNeSs11111
      @ThEaWeSoMeNeSs11111 3 роки тому

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me hmm... that ideal of subbing to everyone who subs to you won't really motivate anyone to come join your platform

    • @KaiSub
      @KaiSub 3 роки тому

      @@seigeengine I agree, they're pretty boring imo.

  • @ladytempest7273
    @ladytempest7273 3 роки тому +24

    This is hilarious, and saddening. The sheer panic on Marks face resembles how I felt during my truck training almost a decade ago.

  • @greyscalegoth
    @greyscalegoth 3 роки тому +366

    markiplier simulator: you play as mark playing a bunch of simulation games, last of which is markiplier simulator and the game starts again but with a little less quality and a little more difficult controls, and the cycle continues

    • @ProjectFraz
      @ProjectFraz 3 роки тому +15

      And it ends with I am bread or visage. I think that's the name of the game he couldn't beat

    • @haroldmccarty3977
      @haroldmccarty3977 3 роки тому +14

      @@ProjectFraz He did actually beat vanish, though I think he gave up on I am Bread before/after he had a mental breakdown

    • @FPSTyler1Clips
      @FPSTyler1Clips 3 роки тому +7

      INVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

    • @josiaheaston2529
      @josiaheaston2529 3 роки тому

      I would absolutely play that

  • @VishalGude
    @VishalGude 3 роки тому +415

    Traffic: exist
    Mark: *and I took that personally.*

    • @lucidwaterr7493
      @lucidwaterr7493 3 роки тому +4

      Somebody come ge-
      Read more...

    • @worst1361
      @worst1361 3 роки тому +3

      @@lucidwaterr7493 mia Khalifa

  • @NateCantWait
    @NateCantWait 3 роки тому +401

    The Mark Mindset:
    "If I'm not getting frustrated, it's not difficult enough"

    • @repairaholic4858
      @repairaholic4858 3 роки тому

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @thegeneralgamer4921
      @thegeneralgamer4921 3 роки тому

      I'm the same way, if it's doesn't cause frustration it's not challenging enough to be entertaining XD

  • @TenchiFox
    @TenchiFox 6 місяців тому +5

    Screaming at the void 3 years later: COME BACK TO ATS! There's a CONVOY MODE! You can laugh at Bob & Wade trying to park!

  • @Mr12Relic
    @Mr12Relic 3 роки тому +165

    5:05 "15000 pounds of clothes? How? How is that possible?"
    unus annus merch

    • @ltstarbrite
      @ltstarbrite 3 роки тому +16

      So this is why I haven't gotten my hoodie yet

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 роки тому +7

      We don't speak of that anymore... Now it's like summoning Cthulhu these days

    • @noahm.9091
      @noahm.9091 3 роки тому +10

      best part is he's wearing it

    • @vindovilles3419
      @vindovilles3419 3 роки тому +7

      @@messyalien5164 why not? I'm gonna remember it till the day I die😤

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 роки тому +1

      @@vindovilles3419 the name must be said only in the shadows...
      So we don't anger the almighty Hee Hoo
      And other Mythical beings of the "Cult of Annus"

  • @samwenzel2287
    @samwenzel2287 3 роки тому +660

    “I’m turning right”
    *watches mark drag his trailer over the curb and run over the stop sign and not notice*
    Yeah, that’s fine..

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 роки тому

      Mark*
      Thanks captain obvious.

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 3 роки тому +137

    My favorite pastime is watching people who've never driven anything larger than a sedan try backing up a semi truck with a 53 foot trailer in this game. Mark actually did perfect, especially for staying in 1st person the whole time.
    17:00 Yes, legally commercial trucks are slow moving traffic, so they should stay in the right-most lane when applicable, problem is that nobody actually cares to enforce or follow this rule.

    • @WulfyFang3
      @WulfyFang3 3 роки тому +10

      What's especially annoying is when trucks hog the center lane, which is basically the truck fast/passing lane 🙃

    • @markalyea3976
      @markalyea3976 3 роки тому +10

      This was enjoyable watching him, as a person whose drove a 40 foot truck and trailer several times in downtown grand rapids, Michigan. Him talking about the air seats and comparing them to a waterbed, lmao.

    • @Rolf97
      @Rolf97 3 роки тому +9

      Nobody at all follows this rule, not just trucks. If anything, truckers generally do better then most.

    • @kaymmmmmm101
      @kaymmmmmm101 3 роки тому +5

      It kinda depends where you are tbh. Where I trucks are alright but ive visited elsewhere and the trucks were completely vicious. The highways were kinda all out bad tho

  • @MrUnknown1992
    @MrUnknown1992 3 роки тому +171

    Mark: "Can I get pulled over in this?" "Do I have to stop for stop lights?" "What happens if I get in an accident?"
    "Proceeds to check Diagnostics"
    Mark: "Oh so I can do bad thing to it okay that good to know."

    • @DoubleADwarf
      @DoubleADwarf 3 роки тому +5

      >Immediately does bad thing to it

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 роки тому +4

      For the love of God don't let him in or around big ass trucks!!

    • @repairaholic4858
      @repairaholic4858 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks I didn't watch the video 👏👏

    • @stellamariss3335
      @stellamariss3335 3 дні тому

      @@repairaholic4858dumb comment 👏👏👏

  • @wendypaxton6007
    @wendypaxton6007 3 роки тому +32

    I'm a truck driver and watching you struggle reminds me of when I first started my career, and how frustrating backing was. Eventually you will get better. More practice but it was enjoyable to watch you get frustrated with backing.

    • @mrblack5145
      @mrblack5145 3 роки тому +4

      I'm cruising the comments looking for another CDL holder.. thanks for being the first, Miss Paxton! I hope Mark has fun, I too remember my first couple weeks on the road and it was something else! I'm only 4 minutes in the video so far and I already am laughing my ass off.

    • @wendypaxton6007
      @wendypaxton6007 3 роки тому +2

      @@mrblack5145 Thank you. Did you cringe whenever he went to fast on the off ramp with the curve? Cause I did.

    • @mrblack5145
      @mrblack5145 3 роки тому +2

      @@wendypaxton6007 I cringed the whole time but yeah haha. I was like, 'might wanna bump it down a bit.. a little more.. okay, you're gonna tip.. and tipping.' I'd say he handled his frustrations fairly well, all things considered. Lol

  • @captaincreeper7447
    @captaincreeper7447 3 роки тому +235

    Me: ahh time to watch some relaxing truck driving
    Mark: screams at every car and crashes

    • @theangelfire
      @theangelfire 3 роки тому

      I could actually end up playing the game relaxed

  • @thegerb5417
    @thegerb5417 Рік тому +2

    Mark, you should play this game again, it’s much better than it was with constant improvements. I can’t speak for anyone else, but I’d watch you play it again.

  • @KuroZe1
    @KuroZe1 3 роки тому +225

    Me : * Sees mark's shirt*
    * sad flashback noises*

  • @tabkey
    @tabkey 3 роки тому +113

    Mark should try "My Summer Car". It's a 90s Finland, beer drinking, sausage eating, mechanic simulator.
    Oh yeah, you can also piss everywhere

    • @raineLense
      @raineLense 3 роки тому +3

      hell
      yes

    • @Liiae
      @Liiae 3 роки тому +2

      People should spam it

    • @yaboibrandon8533
      @yaboibrandon8533 3 роки тому +3

      I second this

    • @tabkey
      @tabkey 3 роки тому +2

      Wow, I never thought people would actually agree with me lol

    • @tabkey
      @tabkey 3 роки тому +1

      This is awesome guys!

  • @sarahjean1443
    @sarahjean1443 3 роки тому +476

    The simulator spree, as they say.
    Also, “Markimerica” would be a perfect name for Mark’s politician alter ego...

    • @theangelfire
      @theangelfire 3 роки тому +2

      Omg yess

    • @monochromemoomin
      @monochromemoomin 3 роки тому +3

      Or... Simulator saga?

    • @vystorm
      @vystorm 3 роки тому +1

      Would vote for-

    • @Coach-hw2mj
      @Coach-hw2mj 3 роки тому

      Lets see how many subs this comment can give me

    • @arzer114
      @arzer114 3 роки тому +1

      Markimerica for president 2028

  • @Mad_S
    @Mad_S 3 роки тому +7

    Trying to get back into traffic when you accidentally get in the exit lane is just like that. This game looks like a really good simulator honestly, not sure about them brakes though. 90% of your technical difficulties are the exact same things I heard all the time at truck driving school.

  • @jackh4843
    @jackh4843 3 роки тому +316

    I’m honestly all here for these simulator games. Incredibly entertaining.

  • @zerosumgame5700
    @zerosumgame5700 3 роки тому +25

    I've always appreciated how much you respected your father, since he's passed. Mine passed when I was young, too. Mine was a truck driver, and I got to see and experience the long haul on multiple occasions. It's a nice memory to revisit. As a matter of fact, I only just got to reminisce, just now, because you actually did learn something about trucking, today. And in doing so, in your own comedic fashion, you respected my father, too. Thanks for taking a moment to appreciate taking wide turns, out loud. I'm not crying, but I'm smiling with wet eyes because of you, today. Again, thank you, Mark.

  • @l0cal-r4t
    @l0cal-r4t 3 роки тому +335

    Mark: "cockpit of the truck"
    Me: you mean the c a b?

    • @ThomasTrucker
      @ThomasTrucker 3 роки тому +2

      Both are the same

    • @l0cal-r4t
      @l0cal-r4t 3 роки тому +2

      @@ThomasTrucker oh? I've never actually heard someone call the cab a cockpit before :0

    • @ThomasTrucker
      @ThomasTrucker 3 роки тому +3

      @@l0cal-r4t No, for real, have you ever played Construction Simulator 2015? They have something called "Cockpit cam" Which is the interior camera

    • @crichtonvasmoya4290
      @crichtonvasmoya4290 3 роки тому +6

      @@ThomasTrucker im a trucker never heard that before its the tractor or cab or the “GOTTDAUMM BOX!””””

    • @deejeh9494
      @deejeh9494 3 роки тому +2

      @@crichtonvasmoya4290 the cockpit of a vehicle is the drivers area. It's not used generally but it's valid.

  • @mr.honeybee7661
    @mr.honeybee7661 3 роки тому +20

    Lol that crash was so realistic… right down to the scream of terror. 😂🤣

  • @gayatrilopez9349
    @gayatrilopez9349 3 роки тому +198

    Mark: I am above the law!
    Me: Buddy I don't think you're tall enough for that.

  • @lolnowwhat
    @lolnowwhat 3 роки тому +180

    Mark is becoming omnipotent hes learning to become everything! We need to stop him!!!

    • @rorschach1377
      @rorschach1377 3 роки тому +2

      Becoming.....wait does that mean he isn't already?

    • @tristenutterback6152
      @tristenutterback6152 3 роки тому +3

      I love how his channel is slowly devolving into a simulator

    • @TheFangirl2002
      @TheFangirl2002 3 роки тому +4

      He's trying to become the next barbie😂😂😂

    • @peggleglarry9913
      @peggleglarry9913 3 роки тому

      It's too late, just give in. I already have...

    • @dollarstorecookie3938
      @dollarstorecookie3938 3 роки тому +1

      Do not judge father mark. He is unstoppable. His voice dominates the internet. He is inevitable.

  • @Jenna-qp1bf
    @Jenna-qp1bf 3 роки тому +442

    Imagine your just working and the truck comes in to drop off supplies. You're on lunch break and you just hear the driver outside yelling "PUSH BABY PUUUUSH"

    • @Domarius64
      @Domarius64 2 роки тому +14

      That's the best part of these simulators, they are so realistic and you feel like a frigging moron trying to do something super important XD

  • @orchidxsaber
    @orchidxsaber 3 роки тому +9

    “Are waterbeds a thing anymore-“
    “WEEEEDD WEEEEEEEED” 15:00

  • @bobgoat5994
    @bobgoat5994 3 роки тому +577

    "I need to take wide turns"
    Proceeds to take the apex on every turn taking out every stop sign, curb, and road barrier in california

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 роки тому

      Thanks captain obvious

    • @NarutoMagicCyclops
      @NarutoMagicCyclops 2 роки тому +17

      @@jameswent48 You got a problem?

    • @Domarius64
      @Domarius64 2 роки тому +2

      He thinks it's a racing simulator :)

    • @neurotic3015
      @neurotic3015 2 роки тому

      @@jameswent48 Imagine being such a sad human being that you have to bitch at people over jokes... Oh, you don't have to imagine, huh.

  • @norbertmoses7134
    @norbertmoses7134 3 роки тому +362

    Game: *American*
    Thumbnail: *Chris hemsworth*

    • @lozisimmortal
      @lozisimmortal 3 роки тому +11

      @@hatethisfamehatethisgame answer : none

    • @VTX-Live
      @VTX-Live 3 роки тому +6

      @@hatethisfamehatethisgame you will gain zero subscriber

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +6

      @@hatethisfamehatethisgame bro you just posted cringe you're gonna lose subscriber

    • @mabe4322
      @mabe4322 3 роки тому +7

      Are you sure that is not Zac Efron? Knowing Mark, that would make more sense.

    • @friendlytexangamer9582
      @friendlytexangamer9582 3 роки тому +2

      @@hatethisfamehatethisgame Zero and Possibly a Ban.

  • @Breezyy___
    @Breezyy___ 3 роки тому +269

    The “cockpit” of a truck is called a cab.

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 3 роки тому +5

      No, it's the "cranium".

    • @ACHILLES8887
      @ACHILLES8887 3 роки тому +10

      @@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet no, its the "crows nest" smh

    • @420tranzit6
      @420tranzit6 3 роки тому +5

      Nah it's the poopdeck duhh 😂

    • @ZainTM
      @ZainTM 3 роки тому +1

      Nah it's the truckockdeccab

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 3 роки тому +4

      None of you know anything about automotive neurology! The driver is the brain, so where he sits is where the brain sits, therefore, the cranium!

  • @stellamariss3335
    @stellamariss3335 3 дні тому +2

    2:19 one of the only times I’ve seen mark want to use the tutorial 😂

  • @Redneckrc
    @Redneckrc 3 роки тому +379

    As someone who plays this game religiously, I find this hilarious 😂

  • @jinx1890
    @jinx1890 3 роки тому +102

    Mark: *struggling with the parking for hours*
    The game: you know you can skip-
    Mark: no

  • @Gatlinggunman
    @Gatlinggunman 3 роки тому +64

    Mark: "hits the exit ramp going 84mph"
    Also Mark: Oh this is gonna be I N T E R E S T I N G!!!

    • @theangelfire
      @theangelfire 3 роки тому +1

      Meanwhile there's always a sign on the side that says "Ramp Speed: 40-50mph

    • @PROcrastiDRIVESVofficial
      @PROcrastiDRIVESVofficial 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahaha!! In a semi truck with a HUGE load. That was so freakin epic!

    • @K0nqu0r
      @K0nqu0r 3 роки тому

      @@theangelfire as a general rule you want to be doing 10-15 under what that speed says. As soon as he hit the ramp, I knew he was gonna lay it down

  • @flaurel
    @flaurel 3 роки тому +36

    27:19 That is literally the definition of insanity

  • @emilyfrancalangia516
    @emilyfrancalangia516 3 роки тому +274

    I died of laughter when he crashed the truck.

  • @Thunderboy179
    @Thunderboy179 3 роки тому +123

    "It's my fault but Imma blame you"
    Ah, the true California driver mindset

  • @acer8123
    @acer8123 3 роки тому +155

    "I probably need to reverse it in there"
    *flashback of mark playing farming simulator
    Me: Well this isn't gonna end well...

  • @fostoriadistrictrailfan3907
    @fostoriadistrictrailfan3907 3 роки тому +19

    I Like how he doesn't know how to service the truck and at 21:50 he just doesn't know he never actually serviced it

  • @antoniorobinson1330
    @antoniorobinson1330 3 роки тому +222

    I would watch a whole series on this if it was just Mark driving and talking about things, I feel like it would be really relaxing.

    • @khalilt6508
      @khalilt6508 3 роки тому +5

      Watch Jeff favignano’s videos on American truck simulator you’ll love them

    • @ryleetaylor2855
      @ryleetaylor2855 3 роки тому +1

      @@khalilt6508 also Squirrel he's awesome too.

  • @madisonwagoner7653
    @madisonwagoner7653 3 роки тому +90

    Mark: *Runs over some one*
    Mark:"Little bump that's fine"

  • @Un_prønøunceable
    @Un_prønøunceable 3 роки тому +258

    The fact that it has to be emphasized that it’s “American” makes it more funny-

    • @blammo5226
      @blammo5226 3 роки тому +4

      Wouldn't want to piss off those Euro Truck Sim fans. They're a breed of their own

    • @DangerousVoltage
      @DangerousVoltage 3 роки тому +3

      America 😩 best truck simulator

    • @Og.AlkoRL
      @Og.AlkoRL 3 роки тому +17

      Its a game based on vehicles that are American made. There is also a European truck simulator of European made vehicles.
      These vehicles are driven in their country of origin.
      There is no other reason for the title

    • @markokrstic8795
      @markokrstic8795 3 роки тому +1

      @@Og.AlkoRL I just thought it was because the games are set in America and Europe.

    • @Ren_1090
      @Ren_1090 3 роки тому +3

      The developers of American Truck Simulator started with the popular Euro Truck Simulator games, so the game just clarifies the region the game takes place in order to avoid confusion.

  • @pureawesomeness56
    @pureawesomeness56 3 роки тому +16

    I know its a game, i know its Markiplier but as a truck driver for the Army this is sooo painful but sooo entertaining too watch

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 3 роки тому +425

    Markiplier: SIMULATOR
    Everyone: You're REAL

    • @sportshighlights8831
      @sportshighlights8831 3 роки тому +2

      My mom said if I get 200 subs she would buy me a camera so I don’t have to film off my phone. Thanks if you helped me.

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 3 роки тому +7

      Mark isn't real. The person you're watching is Ethan but in 10 years

    • @lucidwaterr7493
      @lucidwaterr7493 3 роки тому +1

      I’m to poor to what’s going on

    • @cheezywheezy526
      @cheezywheezy526 3 роки тому +1

      @@sportshighlights8831 your camera is fine

    • @aneeshdabeash22
      @aneeshdabeash22 3 роки тому

      @@sportshighlights8831 Stfu