One of the many, many things i love about Dan is that he's not afraid to vlog. Like yeah, he's a little insecure bean but that wont stop him from yelling at a camera in a huge city.
The struggles of curly hair, it's curly you hate it, if it's straight it just goes curly. For my graduation I straightened my hair basically used an entire bottle of hairspray and but the end of the night it was all curly again. It's legit the worst.
Sans Swag holy shit you are right, it's so creepy 😂😂 if Phil wasn't sick and he was by Dan than it will never came up into my mind that Dan said that 😂
Idk._ Nia Phil is beautiful, but why cant she praise Dan without praising Phil? Phil's just as amazing as Dan but i see "omg Phil is so cute" and no one comments things like what you commented.
T Swift lied about knowing Kanye West wrote about her in 'Famous' and played the victim card at the Grammys- then Kim K called her a snake (with numerous snake emojis on twitter) and a liar and released a video of Taylor saying the song was "really good" and she'd "tell people I was in on the joke". I mean I love Tay but it was really underhanded of her to do that. So when Dan catches the Ekans, he's referring to her as a Snake- hence the "Exposed" right after catching it.
dan: phil is just gonna laugh at me, isn’t he? he’s just gonna cough and laugh at me phil’s reaction when dan didn’t catch a farfetch’d: oh noo! you can share my farfetch’d! what a pure and precious boi
You literally told the ant that it's queen doesn't care about it so it should go have its own life and then called a viewer that's been watching you for 5 years useless. Why do I love you so much!?
+a name a face and a seat at the table And I loved the fact that when he actually did tell Phil, Phil was only sympathetic and never even laughed at him for it I jus omg T-T Phil you literal angel
"oh look flamingo's, they used to be my favorite animal when I was a kid bUT YOU ARE NOT THE BIRD IM LOOKING FOR TODAY" idk why but that cracked me up💀
My favorite moment: Phil: Do you want to share my Farfetch'd? Dan: That is not the same. Phil: You can have custody of it. Dan: I don't- I don't care. Phil: You can have weekends. Dan: THAT'S NOT HOW POKEDEX WORK.
+Abby Fielding SHUT UP AND SING IT WITH ME na na na na na n a na FROM MALL SECURITY na na na na na na na YOU ARE THE ENEMY na na na na na na na BE ON YOUR PROPERTY STANDING IN V FORMATION
I appreciate that Dan and Phil fans are very calm whenever they meet them. If I ever saw one of them in the street i would litterally rush towards them and start screaming and fangirling.
"put a shirt on"
"is she wearing leather trousers?! how is she not sweating?!!?!?!??!!?"
loving dan's commentary of ppl on the street
roses when did he say "put a shirt on" lmao ??
jen teresa 6:46
Trans rights do yeah you know. Nidoriknow
"I got moist for you Phil, tell me you love it" I love these ywo
Beautiful
Ywo
same
omg I died at that bit
omg daniel
"Does your queen care about you as much as you care about her?"
Dan summing up the life of a fangirl perfectly.
lackluster logan omg yes
Haha I was literally thinking that tooooo😂😂😂
He said that and I was immediately like “Dan you’re British, can you really have a say in that” lol
Phil is sick and he still looks good this isn't fair
A H A
**facepalms** I never look good
Monsoon Magic cause hes perfect
ikr hes so cute
Oof
Phil offering to share custody of his Far'fectched.
I'm gonna cry.
dOnT cRy
Just kidding I'm not that annoyi- CRAFT
***** I KnOw RiGhT Im LiKe JiM cArREy
+Addict With a pen i must admit ur profile pic makes your comment 10 times funnier
Twentyønepiløts Ø xD |-/
DONT CRY, CRAFT
Those ants probably had an existential crisis when Dan left..
I would have too
same
dan probably had one
Me when TATINOF ended
Yeah
I guess Dans plans were a little Farfetche'd
This pun is under-appreciated
👏👏👏
PUNZ
you played yourself. congrats
too soon
dan stopping and talking to ants is my new favorite thing
4:24
Timsal thank you
One of the many, many things i love about Dan is that he's not afraid to vlog. Like yeah, he's a little insecure bean but that wont stop him from yelling at a camera in a huge city.
watching his straight hair turning to his hobbit hair it's just beautiful, i can't
Same
his hair curly is so amazing, i dont understand why he doesn't like it
Ikr it looks nice like that ;o;
The struggles of curly hair, it's curly you hate it, if it's straight it just goes curly. For my graduation I straightened my hair basically used an entire bottle of hairspray and but the end of the night it was all curly again. It's legit the worst.
Yep ikr
I love Dan so much AND his hobbit hair
Jesus Christ I was quite proud of my Pokemon collection until I saw Dan's collection :(
And how do get a successful spin throw every time? I find the spinning ones really difficult >.
Me too...
I don't even know why i watch these it just makes me jelly of dans pokemon
+oreomonogatari I know right ?? That's why I don't do the spin because I miss like every time I do
my best is 300 co and half the pokemon in this I don't have. I was so happy to get a psyduck
HE WAS SO SICK OF MAGIC CARPS AND I JUST GOT MY FIRST ONE YESTERDAY
" Is she wearing leather trousers? How on earth isn't she sweating????"
Lmao i love how he said that just so 100% natural thought
Let's be honest, Dan. Your dream was a little Farfetch'd.
Oh wow. That was actually good.
👏🏻
Nice one
👏👏👏👏👏
I chocked on my coffee, how dare you
so Phil gave Dan his phone to film this while he stayed in the hotel dying now that is trust and it's incredibly adorable
BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE
Lizzie_Styles ‘best friends’ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bel I would trust my friend...for about 3 minutes
Lizzie_Styles “best friends” ;) ;) ;)
Ikr I can't even trust my friend to look after my food
3:06 this is gonna be an attractive video
Me: ya DAAAAAAMN RIGHT IT IS
he sweat so much that his hobbit hair appeared
Jessica YOU'RE. EVERYWHERE. But yes he got moist for Phil.
Jessica is a Messica you little shit lmao
Jesus christ you really scare me
Herro Herro sista
WE MEET AGAIN
Don't worry Dan, I live in Hong Kong and it's been almost half a year and i still haven't got a farfetch'd.
Jonathan Nicholls me too
Jonathan Nicholls I live in HK too and I got one at home😂😂
😂I got one when I was studying at home
I got one in the bathroom at home xD
I can't seem to find one there anywhere!
8:25 Omg when he said " Oh look flamingos!" He sounded like Phil omg
Sans Swag omg he does
Sans Swag Oh man....you're Phil-sensing skillz is on point😏😏😜😜
Sans Swag HA! I KNOW RIGHT.
Sans Swag holy shit you are right, it's so creepy 😂😂 if Phil wasn't sick and he was by Dan than it will never came up into my mind that Dan said that 😂
Sans Swag Omg he does
"There you go you needy little shit" - Dan
I got moist for you phill tell me you like it-Dan
i died XD
"I love it"- Phil
They're so married
"I love it"*was that an example or a reaction*
Remember when Pokemon go was a thing?
Remember when Dan's curly hair wasn't a thing?
Nope!
Pokemon Go is still a thing, it’s one of the most active iOS games.
Remember when Hong Kong was a thing?
When dan said "Wait a sec wait a sec" ALL OF A SUDDEN A AD POPPED UP WHY
Same!
S.B Cookie Gamer same
Same, I was like, "Are you shitting me right now?"
SAMEE
Get UA-cam adblock. It's a life saver
Dan is the best vlogger ever!
Agreed
BEN HI I WATCH YOUR VIDEOS
***** Haha hi!!! Fancy seeing you here :)
why do you look like KickThePJ lmao
BangadyBangz what about phil
Dan please keep your hobbit hair, literally *everyone* loves it
Either way he looks nice (still like the hobbit hair thought...).
Yessssssss
AGREED
I do too, but it's his hair after all haha
but he doesn't, so he should do what he likes
dan was trying to give those ants a damn existential crisis
Dan looked absolutely beautiful in this video.
Bluestar797 when does he not though 😂😂
ikr i was like 😻😻😻😻
i thought you were gonna say absolutely smitten i'm such dodie trash
Idk._ Nia Phil is beautiful, but why cant she praise Dan without praising Phil? Phil's just as amazing as Dan but i see "omg Phil is so cute" and no one comments things like what you commented.
Tweety Howlter WELP HERE U ARE AGAIN
"I got moist for you, Phil. Tell me you like it." "I love it."
WHEN
XD
11:05
"Oh look its taylor swift" i screamed so loud that me and my sister had to hide from my mom
Nevdrmind screamed again when dan named his vaporeon vape
I enjoy wavy haired Dan, its as straight as him.
*slow clap*
Best...just-best. I just...I just can't I'm justmmmhmm yeah I just. Fabulous mmhm, yeah I can't just..-yeah. Mmmmm best
XD That's great 👌👍
XD LOL
same 😺 meow
and they never made another pokemon go video... dan never cosplayed as the pokemon trainer
Sarah Annelise GOD FREAKING DAN IT! Dan you BUTT TROLL
Ok i have wavy hair and when ur hair is wavy its legit SO CUTE..i know 1 yt comment wont convince u but...my god its so lovely......
"Phil is an instinct kinda guy" YES EXACTLY!! Also dan is definitely valor soooo
Dan and phil and their adopted child, farfetch'd
dan is so not a valor, he's 100% mystic
+kriahfox yeah he is such a valor I was actually surprised he chose mystic
Really. He kinda looks cute but he also looks kinda like a poodle.
"oh my god it's taylor swift, exposed" i choked
the shADE
Chvrlotte i love taylor but that was hilarious
I’m cackling
Chvrlotte I literally read this just as Dan said it
no it’s james charles
When Dan says oh my god its my aesthetic
"I got moist for you phil tell me you like it"
I swear he reminds me of my best friend good lord
Sam Johnson 🤣
damn lucky
great now I feel lonely ...
Same-
Im lonely lol
Dan: does your queen care about you as much as you care about her
Me: I DONT KNOW DANIEL DOES SHE
I snorted
'I got moist for you, Phil, tell me you love it' -dan 2016
"Look at those ants. They're in a rush"
I guess they're a little antsy about something.....
😂
beautiful
A'ight, you guys, cut the ANTics.
I seriously cANT stand these puns
I live for puns
I love how Dan is using Phil's phone to film his phone while he's playing the game PHONECEPTION
two videos in one week,,,
we be done blessed
Hi Dil you ready to marry ol' T-Bag
YEP!!! luv u guys so much I'm so blessed that I have 2 Dan and Phil videos in a week 😍😍😍😍
I was the 69th like ;)
Yeah that never happens
OMG one in a lifetime experience
Dan vs Farfetch'd: Dawn of Stairs
xD
THIS
Oml
Wot
XD
Dan : "I got moist for you tell me you like it Phill !"
Phill : "I love it"
nt snazzy **Phil not Phill DON'T TRIGGER ME
frank iero is pretty rad ahaha I guess I spend a LOT of my time fangirling over my OTPs lmao
who's phill? i only know phil
thank you
Dan: *Complains about sweat*
Also dan: *has jumper on*
WAS DESPERATELY WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DRAW ATTENTION TO THIS. THANK U.
8:10
as someone who lives in hk, wearing a jumper during the day in august is suicide
"I got moist for you Phil, tell me you like it" OH MY GOD
That exactly
What time was that
Same
What time?
+Leah Phantomhive +Heather Gray
Around 11:13 or so
"You can have weekends" XD Phil is too funny
hahahahahaha
HOW DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THAT
I just love the fact that they use the 'PHIL LESTER, YOU'RE A GENIUS' moment in the outro...😏😅
SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED!!!
YOU NOTEST YOUR AMAZING
+Princess Amelia yeah idk about that mate, BUT YOU NOTICED TOO SO YOU'RE AMAZING TOO 😂
5 years of watching Dan yet she's so calm, even if I watched Dan for a week I would -kidnap- hug him
ellieisdrowning I’ve watched him for less than a week and I would completely freak
....the mental image of an almost-six-foot guy being dragged around the street by a smol fan...
I HOPE PHIL'S OKAY
Spoiler alert: he is
Theyre posting so frequently I don't know what to do with all of these videos
Also that T Swift joke
+Dilrard I didn't get it, can you explain it to me? 😂
T Swift lied about knowing Kanye West wrote about her in 'Famous' and played the victim card at the Grammys- then Kim K called her a snake (with numerous snake emojis on twitter) and a liar and released a video of Taylor saying the song was "really good" and she'd "tell people I was in on the joke". I mean I love Tay but it was really underhanded of her to do that.
So when Dan catches the Ekans, he's referring to her as a Snake- hence the "Exposed" right after catching it.
+Hello Hello he was calling her a snake
+Hello Hello t swift is a snake
Dan can you keep your hair like that forever and not straighten it?
Sincerely,
-the phandom
+
I love it
yesss
yep
it looks so good
Ok but where did Dan get his sweater??
Nevermind it's $1,265
Where was it from 😂
Azalea Celest its A vetement hoodie
The same one is on wish :3
WHY THE HELL ARE VETEMENTS SO EXPENSIVE
did dan take his own phone to play Pokémon go and use phils to film??
did phil last that long without his phone?
Charlotte Keller no i think they have a vlog camera
He probably watched tv and sleep
Weethetniet no he took phil's phone, you can see it when he's in the mirror
I was hoping someone else noticed that to because phil has the red case dan's is black
"I got moist for you, Phil. Tell me you like it"
Nothing is clean anymore
😂😂
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tatinof was lit,
I got moist for you Phil
Tell me you like it
PHIL SAID "I LOVE IT"
Woooooow
Maybe you're sweating because you're wearing black pants and a damn sweatshirt, Daniel.
Oops just saw the tshirt thing- at least wear a black tshirt. Free those arms, boi.
he's wearing black shorts ahah
+BellaPigeon1 'free those arms, boi' yep me
My thoughts exactly
YOU CAN WEAR MY SWEATSHIRT
dan: phil is just gonna laugh at me, isn’t he? he’s just gonna cough and laugh at me
phil’s reaction when dan didn’t catch a farfetch’d: oh noo! you can share my farfetch’d!
what a pure and precious boi
"oh my god it's taylor swift" I died lmao
When?
2:10
Lmao
I really hope she doesn't get this video deleted
same
You literally told the ant that it's queen doesn't care about it so it should go have its own life and then called a viewer that's been watching you for 5 years useless. Why do I love you so much!?
It was a joke, he is just being a sarcastic twat
+im not crazy im simply in the phandom I know
tRiGgErEd
that's dan howell for you
+clarisa howell yup
Does anyone else think Dan looks pretty good with his wavy hair?
Cassandra Gough and then he leaves he hair curly
Well I'm from the future and it's fricken amazing
Honey you've got a big storm comin' *clicks*
little did you know
well...
Does anyone still want to see them go on a Pokemon go adventure? I'm waiting for dans cosplay
why isnt people freaking out about dans beautiful hair
Have you checked the Phandom tag on Tumblr recently
*aren't (why AREN'T people freaking out about Dan's beautiful hair.)
+Duplicitous was that really necessary tho
Abby B. Absolutely, making the world a better place, one grammatical or spelling correction at a time!
Because some of the phandom don't give a fuck about Dan with curly hair, he looks great either way
is it just me or is dan adorable when his hair curls?only me who thinks that?ok.
*leaves room*
My twenty-one romance Nah pretty much everyone thinks that
wish granted son
welcome to 2017
No its everyone xD
no.
did anyone else notice how much of a giant Dan looked like compared to everyone else?
Its_Caraina Tall people
Dan & Phil are the tallest people I idles -and call Dad-
Dan: HONG KONG IS SO HUMID 80%
*one year later*
Dan: in SINGAPORE embracing his curls at 100% humidity
YES
Your trying to catch Pokemon in Asia? Isn't that a little far fetched?
I'm so sorry
Llama Drama Gaming132 budum tts
Llama Drama Gaming132
**slow claps**
Llama Drama Gaming132 so bad!
Sorry
*you're
Savage Suga really army
Dan is such a drama queen I'm laughing
g. *"WHATS THE POINT OF MEETING ANY OF YOU IF YOU CANT TELL ME WHERE A FARFETCHED IS HONESTLY!"*
Isn't anybody going to talk about the fact that he called the snake Tayloe Swift?!😂😂
“Does your queen care about you as much as you care about you?” Says the British with a queen
dan: i got moist for you phil
me: *eternally screams*
He said "Wait a sec" and an AD appeared.... WHAT IS MY LIFE
Glad to know I wasn't the only one that caught that. 😂
OMG SAME LIKE, WTF
SAME LOL
SAME
SAME
"I got moist for you"
*face palm*
Dan why.
Why.
You literally just--
Why.
DAN
I know...so many moist jokes XD
I don't think that they can go a single video without at least one innuendo 😹😹😹
M o i s t
HAHAHAHA that's literally what I was thinking
Ikr 😂😂😂
Aw I wanna give Phil a hug whenever he's sick it's so sad
all of dans sassy comments are making this 100% funnier I'm crying
"he's gonna cough and then laugh at me"
dont cry craft ☺️
+a name a face and a seat at the table And I loved the fact that when he actually did tell Phil, Phil was only sympathetic and never even laughed at him for it I jus omg T-T Phil you literal angel
Dan has that effect on people.
"There you go you needy little shit"
Omf Dan's hair is just
Mathias Køhler hetalians unite
The phone looks so small in his hands
"oh look flamingo's, they used to be my favorite animal when I was a kid bUT YOU ARE NOT THE BIRD IM LOOKING FOR TODAY"
idk why but that cracked me up💀
Dan; *Shows Ekans* "Oh my god its Taylor Swift"
But oh my gosh what if she sees this video lmao
*and thats when i screamed yes danyul*
This video will be taken down by Tay tays army within the next few hours
***** Just like Shane's parody lmao
***** And really? She don't know the our army then. No one can beat the phandom
Taylor will be disappointed. She might throw away Dan's portrait of her.
The moment Phil said he was sick, my heart broke into billions of pieces wow
he better get well again ^_^
me too oh my god i love him too much
I also sick ahhhhh I'm Phil now
IF PHIL IS SICK IM SICK COUGH COUGH COUGH
Same
Dan is so different without Phil. Like he's more nerdy and ah
Dan: **complaining about heat and humidity**
Also Dan: **is wearing a hoodie**
same
Dan maybe you didn't get the Farfetch'd because the universe is trying to tell you to have tours in Asian countries 😉😉😉
Melina Wee I'm looking at you, Dan and Phil. Come to Malaysia!!!!
I wished they come to Malaysia too.. :'(
Ariana Ng, Fiish Lin
I heard my motherland... Hey guys!
OMG I FOUND MALAYSIAN PHAMILY. YASSS
Sharon's Grace hey.. :)
Oh my god, why did my phone wait 6 minutes before telling me this video was up?! Betrayal, phone. Betrayal.
Same
same
samee
sAme
same omf that bitch
listen dan, phil got sick, so this farfetch'd was a gift for phil from God im sure ok
i miss pokemon go, what a strange time in internet history
My favorite moment:
Phil: Do you want to share my Farfetch'd?
Dan: That is not the same.
Phil: You can have custody of it.
Dan: I don't- I don't care.
Phil: You can have weekends.
Dan: THAT'S NOT HOW POKEDEX WORK.
drugs gimme drugs gimme drugs i don't need 'em (phil does)
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL
:)
+Abby Fielding SHUT UP AND SING IT WITH ME na na na na na n a na FROM MALL SECURITY na na na na na na na YOU ARE THE ENEMY na na na na na na na BE ON YOUR PROPERTY STANDING IN V FORMATION
+Abby Fielding OMFG I WAS JUST LISTENING TO TAHY WHAT THE HELL
this is what I listened to to get pumped for the first day of school
Dan's 'Sherlock' hair is amazing omg
god it's hobbit hair get it right (° 3°)
no the hobbit hair is more curly, the sherlock hair is in between normal and hobbit :3
yes, thank you!! It's the perfect combination right?? :D
YAS
redheadwhowrites?
I appreciate that Dan and Phil fans are very calm whenever they meet them. If I ever saw one of them in the street i would litterally rush towards them and start screaming and fangirling.
Look at them, separating there beds so it looks like they didn't sleep together
lmao
That's what I was thinking!!! I'm like OMG THEY PUSHED THE BEDS TOGETHER THEN PULLED THEM APART A TIIIINNYY BIT 😂
omg sameee
They probably didn't sleep together. I assume they got a room with two single beds for a reason.
Y'all need to chill
Dan vs Farfetch'd: The Journey of Stairs
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how adorable Dan looks in this video \{^*^\}
So kawaii
he looks adorable in every video tbh
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how adorable Dan looks always
+Pandalover0302 Xoxo I'm so sorry I agree x3
Yes, we can *closes eyes and appreciates dan's curly hair* 25 YEARS LATER *still appreciates dan's hair*
"there you go, ya needy little shit."
awh dan i can see how much you love phil. so sweet.
"See this bridge? It looks like a nice one to jump off of." Same Dan.
haha yep 😂
Arghh LITARALLY SAME...when my math lessons start. I don't have power of triangles...💩💩💩💩💩
What time was that?
+Jessica Harmel nvm it's at 9:05
I'm about to do that right now
his accent when he said "is she wearing leather trousers? how is she not sweating" literally made me squeal.
"I got moist for you phil." I'm SCREAMING
He sounded like John from Sherlock XD
I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT
LOOK AT HOW CLOSE THEY SLEEP
WHAT
WHAT
MY HEART
ANYONE ELSE
I KNOW HELP MEE
yES CRIES
Same
+Kylee Anderson chill. she was making a phangirl joke.
+twenty øne smøl beans *it
was i the only one mouthing "pHiL lEsTEr yOU'rE a gEniUs" at the endscreen
yes ok i'll leave now
OMG I WAS TOOOOOO
Me to
you aren't alone
Dan saying he's hot and wearing a coat and a long sleeved shirt. Well Done Dan.
Haha, so true. Granted I live in hk and was complaining about being hot wearing a leather skirt the other day so I'm one to talk.
if a tshirt does not work it is better to wear full clothing because the sweat will cool you off.
litrally me though
"I got moist for you Phil, tell me you like it." I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY WATER
OH GOOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICEDDDDD
+Gabriela Gaya how could we not :D
I literally watched that part as I read your comment
lmao samee
Same
"I got moist for you, tell me you love it."
"I love it."
lol im not alright
You're not okay?
+Phanic! At The Twenty Øne Chemical Horizøns well if you wanted honesty
Hello, fellow Killjoy. :)
Camille Rich that's all you had to say
being dead is so fun
"These are not the birds I'm looking for." Obi-Dan Howellnobi.
Omg yesss😂
poor Phil!:( he looks so in need of a hug it's precious
+Bridget Van Der Brugge same
+Bridget Van Der Brugge I'd volunteer even if he wasn't sick
there is dan.. smh
+Bridget Van Der Brugge Me too
+Bridget Van Der Brugge ME TOO
HOLY SHIT IMAGINE IF DAN EVER CAME TO SINGAPORE IMAGINE HIS HAIR AGLKSHXH
phanic at the horizon |-/ sg squad :)👋🏼
+phil's eyelash your name XD
phanicatthehorizon get dapgo
dubai lol
phanicatthehorizon Oh wow. He'd get heatstroke
drinking game: take a shot everytime dan gets a pokemon and its not farfetch'd
that's dangerous
⚰⚰
do you want everybody to die of alcohol poisoning
pls dont do this we gotta stay alive frens
ok
I lowkey need another pokemon go video in the year of our lord 2024
Honestly same