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[@Coralie_Anne]

My whole life has been leading up to this

[@AnaSofia-sw5nq]

Do you need me to send an ambulance??

[@manasvi6960]

CONGRATS YOU'VE BEEN NOTICED BY THE CAT WHISKERED GODS

[@sandrastic]

you have been noticed, what a legend

[@Zoe-pr7nr]

You got the heart!!!!

[@clomcmorrell5686]

Coralie Anne i am truly blessed

[@dampfoxes]

new phrase for when i dont care about something: im fully zipped

[@arachred]

yasss

[@BLASTALit]

Let's make it a meme

[@arachred]

yasssss

[@Anisa03530]

dampfoxes You're fly's undone 😂😂😂

[@jossmarsh6101]

dampfoxes Same

[@mimiHTcat]

what i learned from this video is that
1. dan and phil don't know how to read
2. dan and phil sneeze an alarming amount
3. dan and phil's eyelashes fall off at an alarming rate

[@somethingsalazar2613]

cat this is my new favourite comment...!!

[@kaitlinhodgkinson485]

cat ✨ yea

[@thedoubleaabatteries8523]

I screenshoted every eyelash moment and every sneeze

[@cryingattheclub5150]

The double AA Batteries um why 😂

[@thedoubleaabatteries8523]

KilljoySkeletøn Sinner for fun

[@oliviag1873]

"Dil is gonna play with-"
"dabdabdab"
"sorry dil is gonna-"
"dab"

[@MilfLvr420]

“Let me hear you say whale!”
Me: *wails*

[@asher6531]

Panic! At the Hamilton Potter Fallout Phandom YA GOT HEARTED FREN

[@lynngauthier2211]

Me too

[@danikitty2313]

LAWLIET YES! POTTER YES! PANIC! YES!

[@mnlghtkay6309]

same

[@evaratrixdelamora557]

Panic! At the Hamilton Potter Fallout Phandom
Hey fellow youngblood (lol that was cheesy)

[@emmmerr]

you would not believe your eyes..
*if you saw Phil Lester's thiGHS*

[@annebutnotreally2209]

trashthetic XD

[@6seraphs]

;^)

[@katitherat]

trashthetic R.I.P fireflies meme

[@angelicrave2299]

trashthetic sexy fills the open air and leaves busted nuts everywhere

[@SrirachaPichacha]

I'm choking on my bagel

[@samaram660]

i love how dan says a billion curse words uncensored but then phil says something and they bleep it out

[@passionhowell5075]

Phil’s accidental swear when Dan spills the Diet Coke is my aesthetic

[@xenbeex8150]

nobody:
our whole phandom: phil swearing is our aesthetic

[@depressedloser5975]

Same .

[@maddie-ur6ig]

I literally didn't notice

[@alice-lk3ur]

Let me here you say whale
whale
inserts picture of shark

[@madison6324]

a shadow cat it was a whale shark :)

[@Shauna-uj7ki]

a shadow cat I was literally scrolling through the comment section just to find this XD

[@laranzoinks1634]

It was a whale

[@7legspider]

BoredTherian LLF it was a whale shark, which is a type of shark

[@laranzoinks1634]

*•cloud•* Oops, you're right, my bad

[@alesha8135]

cause dan doesn't care about
*intense z i p*
_a n y t h i n g_

[@katietaylor6393]

He's fully zipped.

[@juliakirby5451]

"That was the loudest thing I've ever experienced"
ClEaRlY Dan hasn't heard himself when he loses his cool

[@sleepysloth07]

That's the exact same thing I said

[@elizabethumlah2789]

nor has he heard
*coming soon to own on dvd and video*

[@stilesisnotneurotypical]

@@elizabethumlah2789 literally

[@blaineydayz6771]

phil: it’s the hottest day of the year.
dan: *wears a dark colored sweater*

[@elizabethdonaghy7456]

tru

[@winnie_the_bleh]

night. why is Dan me tho?

[@myasuzanna6113]

What did you expect

[@mags7542]

toxic lester me

[@heyitszoe81]

toxic lester I'm Dan tho

[@justina9742]

“You’ve got a friend? Oh, no it’s just a timer,”
I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

[@superjangames]

This whole video was domestic AF.

[@IncognitoColors]

Yes and I love it

[@BE_-lb6ul]

SuperJanGames Yes

[@---mq9fy]

SuperJanGames yesss

[@beavis4664]

666 likes????

[@manasvi6960]

And I enjoyed it

[@areyoumarriedtothemusic5935]

why is nobody mentioning "i can see the light, jesus is here"

[@razz5473]

It's been stuck in my head for three weeks

[@miffyb1tch]

Ik that had me wheezing

[@wanja9534]

I actually laughed out loud

[@indiawalsh5271]

Where is that?

[@cew1tch]

every once in awhile it randomly gets stuck in my head

[@mcswaggah3796]

"We have found a fundamental flaw.... and that it's not working..."
I'M CRYING HIS VOICE WAS SO MONOTONE I CAN'T

[@manasvi6960]

"ThAts whAt friEnds aRe fOr"

[@kamryn70]

Monsoon Magic *plff*

[@yourlocaltrashcan1868]

Monsoon Magic NUUU😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@eegk]

"Friends"

[@sanchezcardenasgloria4824]

Bro

[@vileanddumb]

*chokes violently on ramen*

[@markieboy4377]

he protec
he attac
but most importantly
he has some kind of weird tentacle growing out of it's becc

[@guso.2587]

nelson melanchodela
You made my night

[@sheemaj8515]

This is the best one 😂😂

[@kagepro]

nelson melanchodela
o

[@laurenfelss6273]

Yay more of their natural voice

[@lovzura]

yay 5% slower

[@elizabeth_alice_]

LaurenFelss I knowwww

[@bloomwrites]

Why was it slowed down though😑

[@bloomwrites]

DanAndPhilMakeMyLifeWorthLiving
Ur name. Honestly. Same. DnP are the only reason I laugh.

[@summmr]

Dan talked a bit about it in his World Mental Health Day live show -- apparently UA-cam did a bit of a floop and slowed it down for no reason (as Dan words it)

[@dumbed.down13]

phone vibrates " YOU GOT FRIEND?.....oh its alarm" .... s am e

[@Raspbaby]

"Make a wish"
*Spits all over Phil's finger*

[@fatinsabrina]

That’s what friends are for

[@jesswishesfordeath5292]

I laughed way too hard at this.

[@neumillennium]

Phil: 3...2....1 -wait
Dan: glares. *E X H A L E S*

[@farrahhopwood1819]

neumillennium that literally happened as I was reading this 😂😂

[@calebcasley5849]

watching this now and realising they aren’t at 3 mil anymore 😭

[@adrianesummers5610]

I just checked!!
God that’s sad

[@Game_Erica]

Depression has entred the chat

[@thespeedyyoshi]

QwQ

[@sierralvx]

How'd they lose subs?!? Was it another inactive account wipe?

[@Anonymous-kp3jf]

​@@sierralvxit was them not being on the channel

[@itsamandaxox]

Dan: "That's the loudest thing I've ever experienced"
Us: "Well you've obviously never watched your own videos with headphones in."

[@bloomwrites]

Obviously

[@LM-mz8ql]

PHIL LESTER! YOU’RE A GENIUS!!!!

[@jessicafelice6767]

Dan: that was the loudest thing I've ever experienced Me: have you heard yourself scream boi

[@luciancastervile8797]

Jessica Felice sAme

[@BrookMonahan]

what about when u turn on the wii to get in a good ol game of mario kart 1 for old times sake and the wii is silent when you first turn it in then WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHWHAHHWAAAAAA

[@angelkiths]

*saddest short story:*
"you've got a friend"
"oh it's just the timer"

[@rach3092]

Yanaislame dunno why this is so sad when it's literally my life 😂

[@anjilashrestha9169]

lovely dp you got there

[@liesl5313]

Yanaislame aka my life **sad violin music**

[@asimplestrawberry]

“we have found a fundamental flaw...
in that it’s not working”

[@jphone6606]

I say that to my brother

[@biblicalangel]

"jEsuus, fookin ell" ~dan in Man voice

[@jennaviveh]

this was the prettiest sound I have ever heard??

[@meena8175]

What greater way to celebrate an accomplishment than with failure? 😂

[@meena8175]

Congrats on 3M my dudes 👏

[@hassia.s8165]

Ikr

[@petewentzthegerardway6850]

😂😂😂

[@rachelford8260]

Dreamer honestly 😂

[@sheemaj8515]

I want this on a t-shirt

[@vrishas7499]

This video was just Dan and Phil messing up in speech and picking eyelashes off each other. THIS IS THE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR

[@nukihowelter6563]

Vrisha S
And saying random stuff

[@vrishas7499]

UA-cam Trash trueeee

[@IamZeCapican]

same

[@alexadimitriadou3974]

YES. EXACTLY.

[@khloeg1649]

THIS IS WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR

[@alesha8135]

my mom made me show her some videos by them if she was going to buy me merch and the game and she picked this video and i was violently trying to talk over some of the sentences

[@thetributegirl6533]

alesha wow

[@elizabeth_alice_]

alesha 😂😂😂that’s hilarious

[@alana9205]

alesha good thing she didn't pick *that* cooking video

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Alana ...why pham why...why the memories...

[@arianamorales7605]

So, did she buy the merch

[@chmpgneprblms]

I hope now that they're back, they get their 3 Mil back.

[@ryanfire4176]

Dan has had so many false sneezes, it makes me wonder if his nose is broken.

[@pinkmilkshake1971]

Lana Moore AHAHAHAH

[@rachel7196]

No, it's just dusty

[@Memily23]

He does cocaine
.
.
.
.
.
.
jk btw

[@claudetenoreio6194]

Its because of the sharpie!

[@CuddlyCarrot]

"you've got a friend?!"
"oh it's the timer"
IM HOWLING

[@julianawazowski7363]

you beat me to it

[@aureliakatelynrose4445]

Don't Howell, craft.

[@Yvaia]

lmao

[@eefnae3939]

entertainmyfaith when I read this that clip played😂

[@cal2100]

entertainmyfaith HOWELLING

[@squirrelflightthedeputy457]

“ I can seeeee the liiiiight, Jesus, iissss heerrreeee “

[@unoriginallyemily]

so if we get you guys back to 3M do we get another one of these

[@giannarighi2168]

I love that Phil swears and jumps up to get paper towels when Diet Coke spills...
...and Dan sits there and calls the desk thicc.

[@czarinagovender1158]

Mazabrei vwhen is this?

[@xae6378]

ChubbyLittle Penguin the end of the vid

[@leenaakhtar3269]

i was so shocked when phil said that i had to pause the video to comprehend what just happened

[@danihayes8531]

I DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL YOU SAID IT

[@becomingpneuma]

Story Of Dani ME TOO IM LAUGHING MY ASSCHEEK OFF

[@neymeyfeyhey9511]

I need so many sentences off of this as jingles

[@nukihowelter6563]

neymeyfeyhey
Or a ringtone...

[@emilyprocter3152]

i just need the jesus one tbh

[@corvuspika]

“That’s what friends are for”

[@neymeyfeyhey9511]

I think we just need Jesus tbh

[@madi2190]

4:05 look at dan's little awkward eye thing when he looks at phil ahsgdkag

[@liiakat]

THEY ARENT AT 3MIL ANYMORE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@shroom.doom.]

literally just broke my heart lol

[@avocadothegreat8865]

They protecc
They attacc
But most importantly
They remove eyelacc

[@mittlies]

SapphirePlayz omgg

[@dinadaleon757]

yee

[@annama3e]

😂😂😂😂

[@michaelceraaaaa]

AvocadoTheGreat wtf

[@miaclark9798]

That didn’t work

[@eegk]

did they actually just start off the video in comic sans damnit danny boye

[@filupdanyul3687]

Yee

[@eden-jo5dv]

The slideshow showing photos from his entire life when he dies is going to be in comic sans. I think we all know this.

[@UmbraHollow]

What, are you gonna give 'em a bad time?

[@owlitarts4877]

Emily Grace im the 100k wow!

[@junmalin]

Were you expecting anything else than comic sans lol

[@lenavm]

This is bloody hilarious😂

[@addictwithasharpie6926]

Helena x you have a nice name 👌🏻

[@jessicacopping2724]

*Flashbacks to when My Chemical Romance recorded Helena.......*

[@jessnicole12]

I’m literally crying😂😭

[@margiecoleman1334]

@@jessicacopping2724 STOP. STOP IT.

[@jessicacopping2724]

@@margiecoleman1334 I'm so sorry, I forgot I wrote that

[@moon.x.x]

i just realized this channel doesn’t have 3 mil subs anymore D:

[@cadencea126]

PhiL lEsTEr waS thAt a SWeAr??
lol jk i rly don’t care

[@moonlightmemories959]

wait when did he swear?

[@kaseyoconnell9581]

Lol same tho

[@radioactivedecay]

Last scene

[@andramrose123]

NICE RHYME AYYYY

[@rxlxy6668]

WE'VE GOT A NEW DR. SUESS

[@kayleighrose8426]

Dan: "What the fuck is this?"
Phil: "You have a friend?"
Dan: "Oh, it's a timer."
Me: "This is amazing."

[@brittanypatton2860]

Kayy_Savvy 786 dan didn’t say it was a timer. Phil did

[@vansarm13]

I had to pause the video.

[@mini.gaming9991]

Kayy_Savvy 786 in that moment I am dan

[@llamaglitter]

I love it here

[@mykaylachan5244]

The way Dan looked at Phil while he was taking his eyelash of his cheek is everything

[@numberonearies4791]

I hate how this channel no longer has 3 million subs😭😭😭

[@bella-sv9lp]

IT’S SO SAD

[@MilfLvr420]

Some day Dan’s sneezes will be misinterpreted as a declaration of war

[@fozzypeppermint919]

My favorite comment ever

[@plzsubtomynewchannel1110]

Panic! At the Hamilton Potter Fallout Phandom
AGREED

[@fondlyfearful4280]

L Lawliet my BOY

[@libbyroembke195]

That just made me spit all of my phone. Lol

[@katkatsuki1796]

Panic! At the Hamilton Potter Fallout Phandom NICE NAME!!!!!♥♥♥

[@melannyrobyn5333]

*Jesus fookin 'ell*

[@fiona63]

My aesthetic

[@raindad6681]

Yes.

[@mikhelalea6826]

Yes

[@e.d.9420]

Yass

[@eceeksisu8653]

1:40
Dan: That was the loudest thing I've ever experienced.
Me: Dude are you kidding me? You literally make my ears bleed when you scream.

[@vianca1762]

The eyelash friendship.

[@celestecormier]

"Dil"
"Dab dab dab dab dab"
"Right sorry, Dil"
"Dab"
I can't stop laughing

[@junglebook4605]

Lol

[@eggman9032]

3:17

[@BladeBlack2000]

Dan: That's the loudest thing I've ever experienced
DAN HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED YOUR OWN SCREAMING?!?

[@elizabeth_alice_]

Blade Black that is so true.

[@faithhollywood5389]

Blade Black ikr

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Landon lmao ikr

[@ChildishTris]

THATS WHAT I THIUGHT

[@CatSmith87]

So true 😂

[@lana9092]

phil saying "Thats what she said" is my kink

[@lucy8671]

I think its going to caramelise on the desk, Thank god we have such a thick desk. That would be w solid blooperino - Daniel Howell 2k17

[@Sophs06]

Don't forget the begging, "ooo its fizzing"

[@jasmeen7567]

Did phil just pick up dan's eyelash and tell him to make a wish
This is the content i subscribed for.

[@tayannahengle6429]

Jasmeen M TWICE

[@sheamusdecat]

me too

[@saratroskot]

this is the content I live for*

[@kawaiikat5913]

Sammeee

[@rachelschenk6466]

That was in a really old video

[@panicat-the-middle-school-6257]

I love how when one of them screws up the other starts making ransom noises to join in and make them feel less awkward

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Trash truuuu that’s friendship goals right there

[@Finnishere34]

honestly if you and your friends don't do that for each other you're not true friends lol

[@rajeswaricn2094]

It's just sad that after one year they only have 3.1 million subscribers

[@brendadm7537]

Iknoow:(

[@gaby5752]

I think that's why they stop uploading

[@maggie_1277]

@@gaby5752 nope, they're taking a break. Watch Phil's most recent video

[@pretentiousmushrooms1820]

cries in 2020

[@emilyrossman2099]

Now 2.97 million...

[@LogeliusD]

5 years ago: 3 mil
present day: 2.78 mil :(

[@chloe._.1771]

*Dan’s phone buzzes*
Dan: What the fuck is this?
Phil: You have a friend?
Dan: *checks the phone*
Phil: Oh it’s just a timer.
*sad violin music plays with rain*
That part got me 😂

[@Jasmine-tr7yf]

A* :P

[@steelheartii6525]

Same xD
PS: I love the way your profile picture fits perfectly with your comment ;)

[@ElusiveLion741]

Same

[@jupitersfox6299]

Anime Time me too Dan, me too.

[@jacehutchison6592]

Anime Time that is literally my life though

[@kdlarcom2376]

“jesus. fokin ell”

[@777vi]

they will hit 3m
again

[@freyajonesx]

2.9M ☹️

[@jumpingjack1998]

Thats what friends are for
*spits*

[@amie5351]

Dan and Phil getting each others eyelashes is my new aesthetic.

[@alices778]

TolSmolBean is it not everyones

[@kashalakasha2092]

TolSmolBean ALWAYS

[@PaleNoFace]

I'm dying here.

[@PaleNoFace]

Please bury me.

[@lillianprieur2558]

sAMMqMmemememMamree

[@pawubbles]

PHIL. SWEARING. OHMYGAH.

[@dexa6623]

Seán The Unicorn When does he swear?

[@amavi_494]

Seán The Unicorn tell us when he swears mate

[@karo306]

it is amazing how we treat phil's swearing as a luxury product

[@wickedburnout6876]

Karolina Paluch it is

[@buffyoopin913]

AHHHHHH

[@reginaphalange9546]

“We’ve just hit 3 mil”
Me looking to see them on 2.9 mil: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

2.79 now :(

[@fabulousfaf8513]

Dan and Phil's natural voices.
I am blessed 🙏

[@goblincereal]

this is probably the best thing in the world

[@meilimaria2009]

Probably?

[@goblincereal]

hOLY FRICK THEY LIKED MY COMMENT IM ACTUALLY CRYING STOP CRYING

[@user-ek6gt7qc5b]

PHIL DID SWEAR, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW AND I CAN EXIT THIS WORLD IN PEACE

[@blue_dragonfly3110]

Phanisreal Your comment goes strangely well with your pfp

[@itsjustellii]

Phanisreal I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT XD

[@mariangarcia291]

Time stamp please!

[@yasmine3586]

WHEN DID HE SWEAR??

[@lovesickmp3]

w h e n

[@xsophia.sheridanx8244]

The clip where Dan calls Phil Pinky...
ACTUALLY END MEEEEEE

[@xoxokelsey9229]

“Just hit 3 million” looks at subscribers now 😭

[@milesboop]

yea yea the eyelash moment LISTEN
PHIL
WATCH YOUR PROfanITY

[@_random_girl_online_]

Miles A López ME 😂

[@mochi8032]

Miles A López eyyyyyyyyy

[@gracetherese]

zonescat it's a joke. YOU need to calm down.

[@yoanna3854]

Miles A López proDANity

[@parkerryann]

Miles A López prophanity

[@arooba6318]

The quality content I subscribed for lol

[@cybersmiley7154]

Arooba xxx
You should have subsribed ages ago

[@toughcuukie]

CAMMMMMMMMMM

[@sylve2474]

Arooba xxx same

[@ellashilot]

Arooba xxx 1K LIKES BOI

[@quickster2772]

Arooba xxx Wow that profile pic XD 👌

[@noorvirk4042]

well this is awkward innit

[@michelledueck5401]

WHY DO YOU BEEP IT OUT WHEN PHIL CUSSES BUT NOT WHEN DAN CUSSES YOU TORTURE USSSSSS

[@tishbell5604]

roses are red
Dan is loud
3,000,000 subs
I'M SO FREAKING PROUD!!!

[@sandrarivera1262]

Lonelypotato 1 👌👏

[@camrynsingsandreads8614]

They got three million not three billion... Yet.

[@thecrybabyphangirlperson7370]

👏👏👏

[@stevenmiller8329]

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Dill can sit on anything
And he can sit on you, too.

[@trashcankai]

*three billion yes correct good job friend*

[@bunnyb4by927]

They protecc
They atacc
But most importantly
There is a tentacle growing from his becc

[@cybersmiley7154]

Whisk Alice
*THEY THICC*

[@audoldends6799]

I’ve rediscovered my love for dan and Phil recently. What a good way to return

[@ingvild006]

Oh you’ve come back in quite the time

[@ellaferguson5309]

Most of this video wasn’t actual words. just random sounds 😂😂

[@lilithc99]

I'm glad My Neck, My Back is internationally iconic

[@akirasvp4312]

Jocelyn Chen Same

[@erijyn5878]

internationally ironic

[@melancholics_7808]

England isn't exactly a far away distant land from America lads

[@lylaa5285]

DAVID BOWIE SAYING MEME SCHOOL just a little pond separates them

[@saratroskot]

What is your favourite dan and phil video?
...
Bloopers

[@jasper-rayne4368]

Same tho..

[@DaTigerSquirrel]

Sara Troskot so... every single video? 😝😂

[@annamaag3278]

Sara Troskot ALL OF THEM!!!!

[@kibbik0029]

I love how when Dan swears it’s not bleeped, but as soon as Phil swears it’s bleeped

[@cat9424]

UA-cam is out here recommending all their videos again
_where were you during the hiatus?_

[@cutecutexox]

Ikr

[@Deadhousep1ants]

exactly

[@sissis0101]

I didn't notice the faces after each blooper until I read a comment.... It kinda scared me...

[@elviradistress]

Sierra FX I didn't notice until this comment how ironic

[@sweetsgkf]

I just noticed

[@hellointernetitsphilsfirst9397]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

[@justanotherweirdo11]

Sierra FX I didn't notice it at first either but now I think it's bootiful

[@rayofunshine6111]

Sierra FX how did you not notice?

[@CLEVERstageNAMES]

Phil doesn't even care anymore if he swears or not, fully zipped.

[@jaylynne467]

same

[@EB0612]

Swears???? Whennnn😮😮😮 tell meeee

[@ayesarahwitdahoodie]

phil:you’ve got a friend
dan:checks phone
phil:oh it’s just the timer
WE JUST EXPERIENCE DANS DREAMS CRUMBLE INTO TINY PIECES

[@chrisleslie5122]

this is funny to me bc they don't have 3mil anymore pleasee lmaoo

[@katies1652]

this whole video is basically them just stuttering trying to pronounce things, then phil making a squealing noise😂

[@schtew.]

and a lot of eyelashes

[@vrishas7499]

Ok you guys let's get to 4M I need another one of these videos asap

[@imalivelmao]

Vrisha S my thoughts exactly

[@IamZeCapican]

same

[@jordanl4702]

Vrisha S YES MAM *salutes because she agrees

[@raven2269]

Vrisha S same

[@MariaBKBK]

Vrisha S amirite

[@thewinterizzy]

Don't mind me just casually rewatching all the old gaming videos while I suffer and wait for new content.

[@maddiecarney7577]

Dan: Dil is gonna play wiiith
Phil: Dab, Dab, Dab
Dan: sorry, Dil is gonna play
Phil: Dab *pffft*

[@alesha8135]

'tis not a dan and phil blooper video if dan doesn’t say fuken 'ell

[@maxroyston5342]

alesha This time he said "Jesus fucking hell" which sounds... difficult

[@lucad6408]

Megan Royston 😂😂😂😂 funniest thing I've seen all day

[@sicasey03]

My kink: dan blowing eyelashes away
1) **pop** **whoosh**
2) THATS WHAT FREINDS ARE FOR **Whoosh**

[@miranda5295]

Phil when Diet Coke spillage happened: “Oh sh*t”
Everyone: pHIL WHAT

[@spencerannus]

I know this comment is 3 years old but Memento Mori

[@beth7132]

“that’s what friends are for *spits violently on said friends finger*”

[@servasann]

We all should nibble an oat cake once I life

[@whatinselfdeprication8459]

I'M EATING AN OATCAKE RIGHT NOW
I SCREAMED WHEN HE SAID HE WAS NIBBLING AN OATCAKE

[@kaerutan]

You may have NO OATS

[@comicphans2440]

but seriously though congrats, i'm so proud of you two

[@janes7754]

M

[@janes7754]

MOM

[@hot_garbage1477]

mother

[@pandoraurasbox]

MOTHER

[@judyh.2207]

I LIKED IT BEFORE THEY LIKED IT. 🙄
am i famous yet?😂

[@jasmine-km2lv]

Dan: Dil is gonna play with-
Phil: Dab Dab Dab Dab Dab
Dan: Oh sorry...
*DIL IS GONNA PLAY WITH*