The ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't Know What Roleplay It Is [No. 4] [2000 Sub Special]

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  • Hey guys, it's Gabe. Marno is in jail.
    Thanks for watching!
    ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't know what Roleplay it is [No.1]:
    • The ASMR Roleplay Wher...
    ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't know what Roleplay it is [No.2]:
    • The ASMR Roleplay Wher...
    ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't know what Roleplay it is [No.3]
    • The ASMR Roleplay Wher...
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    Social stuff\(^○^)人(^○^)/@_chrismarno
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=10449053
    IG: / _chrismarno
    Twitter: / _chrismarno
    Other Channel: / @chrismarno5900
    Email: marnoasmr@gmail.com
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    You can now find me on Spotify! open.spotify.com/artist/7wma7...
    and also apple music:
    itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ma...
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    People use ASMR for different reasons, but I try to make every video one that you can fall asleep to. I tend to make fast asmr with a variety of sounds and triggers in every video keeping it unpredictable, but intentional .This is what helps me relax most and hopefully you can find relief here as well!
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    What is ASMR?
    Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is a term used for an experience characterized by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. It has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia. ASMR signifies the subjective experience of "low-grade euphoria" characterized by "a combination of positive feelings and a distinct static-like tingling sensation on the skin". It is most commonly triggered by specific acoustic (tapping/brushing/whispering) and visual stimulation (hand movements/lights/etc)

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  • @MarnoASMR
    @MarnoASMR  5 років тому +13730

    Hey guys, it's Gabe. Marno wanted me to thank you for 2,000 subs. That's really nice of you to give him so many sandwiches! Namaste and stuff.

    • @johnjackson6540
      @johnjackson6540 5 років тому +410

      2000?

    • @luisfiretv5870
      @luisfiretv5870 5 років тому +36

      Nise

    • @crystal7893
      @crystal7893 5 років тому +277

      I’m also confused why it says 2000

    • @skipper3979
      @skipper3979 5 років тому +350

      Hey, this is Dunder Mifflin right? I’d like to buy 200,000 sheets of paper.

    • @NathanAMeyers
      @NathanAMeyers 5 років тому +185

      Is that how many sandwiches u can now by with 230k subscribers?

  • @deepfriedbantha3632
    @deepfriedbantha3632 4 роки тому +4533

    Teachers: the text is not that confusing
    The test:

  • @JojosASMR
    @JojosASMR 5 років тому +3578

    *"what kind of sound would you be? Me? umm... Probably something like..."*
    " *KU_KA-PIKA)PAPAPAPAboop"*

    • @JojosASMR
      @JojosASMR 5 років тому +408

      2:54 some nice ol' coffee stains, definitely part of the costume I assume! :')

    • @grumpy5.3
      @grumpy5.3 5 років тому +19

      Jojo's ASMR oh hello

    • @ryan8574
      @ryan8574 5 років тому +27

      Jojo's ASMR By the words of Shrek, “OH HELLO THERE”

    • @MarnoASMR
      @MarnoASMR  5 років тому +436

      Im pretty sure it's dried blood tbh.

    • @JojosASMR
      @JojosASMR 5 років тому +282

      @@MarnoASMR jesus christ

  • @terra5507
    @terra5507 4 роки тому +651

    “his favorite rapper was ic-“ sir please don’t make me laugh i’m trying to sleep

    • @sophisticatedsheep8178
      @sophisticatedsheep8178 3 роки тому +8

      Icube HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
      REALLY????

    • @kmac291
      @kmac291 2 роки тому +4

      @@sophisticatedsheep8178 these Apple commercials are getting real weird

  • @jeffpape6519
    @jeffpape6519 4 роки тому +2151

    This man is a gem and must be protected at all costs

    • @denklogeidiot7209
      @denklogeidiot7209 3 роки тому +5

      I dont think you can buy bodyguards before my assasins are done

    • @WaterDragonGames4
      @WaterDragonGames4 3 роки тому +11

      @@denklogeidiot7209 Assassin's will be asleep before you hit the 'send' button for the Bitcoin

    • @gigaslime3627
      @gigaslime3627 3 роки тому +1

      Im the thief and gonna steal his content

    • @denklogeidiot7209
      @denklogeidiot7209 3 роки тому +4

      @@WaterDragonGames4 no because im good at roblox

    • @slightly.psycho
      @slightly.psycho 3 роки тому +5

      Hes protected by goodnight moon asmr ❤

  • @robird__
    @robird__ 4 роки тому +5359

    POV: you accidentally befriend the weird kid at school and he won’t stop talking to you the entire class

    • @cheche9949
      @cheche9949 4 роки тому +61

      Hailey_ Bird this is so accurate

    • @bangtansangel8906
      @bangtansangel8906 4 роки тому +105

      Damn this class is short. I wish every class was 11 minutes

    • @reggaepotato7643
      @reggaepotato7643 4 роки тому +55

      but it's a good kind of weird

    • @antoporoto
      @antoporoto 4 роки тому +46

      jokes on you. im the weird kid

    • @sethezrathegodofbread
      @sethezrathegodofbread 4 роки тому +43

      This makes me feel anxious that I'm that kid

  • @alex-bc9sc
    @alex-bc9sc 5 років тому +3688

    " so you feel like a neglected oreo".
    If that ain't poetry, I don't know what is.

    • @kyleehunter6267
      @kyleehunter6267 5 років тому +52

      And the "like a Cheeto in a puddle"

    • @zethrobinson6767
      @zethrobinson6767 5 років тому +6

      Holly fk do you know who burger planet is???

    • @Youmartyrme
      @Youmartyrme 5 років тому +2

      Like a plastic bag

    • @cascharles3838
      @cascharles3838 5 років тому +7

      KYLEE AND AUDRIHunter wait wtf did he say puddle??? I thought he said Cheeto in a butthole

    • @laurainthesky8372
      @laurainthesky8372 5 років тому +5

      @@cascharles3838 I thought he said Cheeto in a bottle, was confused. Yours is even better though.

  • @Swaggpandaa99
    @Swaggpandaa99 4 роки тому +943

    Am i the only one who would keep coming back to this guy if he was my therapist

  • @makiahking2424
    @makiahking2424 4 роки тому +840

    7:40
    Gabe: *deeply inhales*
    Me: don’t do it
    Gabe: yell exhales
    Me: oh lawd

    • @user-ex9yq9vw2q
      @user-ex9yq9vw2q 4 роки тому +43

      I was asleep...with headphones...at max...
      *R.I.P my ears*

    • @jasperbradford8435
      @jasperbradford8435 3 роки тому +24

      I WAS CACKLING EUWIHSDJJWOQHWKS

    • @Lestheangel
      @Lestheangel 3 роки тому +12

      I laughed

    • @RubyQuinn.
      @RubyQuinn. 3 роки тому +15

      I just got an aggressively loud ad when I clicked the timestamp ahsjdhsjdh

    • @1lucifer999
      @1lucifer999 3 роки тому +1

      Yo the coo car sounds had me so confused 😂

  • @fadywap967
    @fadywap967 4 роки тому +5633

    “Are flamingos real?”
    Bro I’m tryna sleep and you got me dying lmao

  • @TwiceTheGamer
    @TwiceTheGamer 5 років тому +1585

    Fork goes against plate and starts moving
    Anxiety levels: 999999

  • @annietheweird3178
    @annietheweird3178 4 роки тому +302

    I’m trying to sleep and Gabe here has me cackling like a soggy potato.

    • @e1ahn
      @e1ahn 3 роки тому +10

      Now how soggy exactly? A 4 like the ground below a tree after a light shower? Or would you be a 6, like a fresh load of laundry taken out of the washer?

    • @cheeserock1772
      @cheeserock1772 3 роки тому +4

      I think I’m about a 5, like hair after a nice long warm shower

    • @emmaearthling444
      @emmaearthling444 2 роки тому

      So soggy

    • @LThaPunisha
      @LThaPunisha Рік тому

      Does anyone here sell pants👖?

    • @asmrisgoated
      @asmrisgoated Рік тому

      @@LThaPunisha LMFAO

  • @Here_lies_Earth
    @Here_lies_Earth 4 роки тому +167

    This is what im gonna show people when they ask what asmr is.

  • @soggybrn7644
    @soggybrn7644 4 роки тому +3799

    Gabe: "If you were a sound what would you be?"
    Me: " *G I B B Y* "

  • @sierraz6490
    @sierraz6490 4 роки тому +670

    I can’t be the only one who died when he changed his “assistant manager” name tag to “sole proprietor”

  • @ebensirges
    @ebensirges 2 роки тому +45

    1:39 I searched through all of Marno's Roleplay videos for this one scene.
    It's my favourite. It's so good.

  • @laurendoyle4522
    @laurendoyle4522 4 роки тому +427

    "What's your favorite animal"
    Me, who has forgotten how to socially interact during quarantine: "Thanks you too"

  • @natalie-yc3uq
    @natalie-yc3uq 5 років тому +569

    he got me at the
    “my favorite fictional would be gryffindors”
    *”or goats”*

  • @pinheadlarry1347
    @pinheadlarry1347 5 років тому +810

    Alternate dimension where everything is confusing yet understandable

    • @edgeofablade8982
      @edgeofablade8982 5 років тому +8

      What do you mean alternate? I’m pretty sure you just described our dimension pretty well

  • @princet0ad310
    @princet0ad310 3 роки тому +31

    4:34
    THE CUT OFF EXCELLENT IS FUCKING SENDING ME INTO ORBIT FOR NO REASON WHY DO I FIND THAT SO FUNNY

  • @lettucegirl69
    @lettucegirl69 3 роки тому +63

    "how soggy are you?"
    Tbh I'm usually feeling like a neglected oreo, but today I'm more of a cheeto in a puddle, or like a sewer rat

    • @ShyGuyLord-pv3ry
      @ShyGuyLord-pv3ry 3 роки тому +1

      Really? I’m more of a rock getting digested by a baboon in Antarctica.

    • @herbcookie3656
      @herbcookie3656 3 роки тому

      Hello have you seen that ugly worm and his Beloved girl

    • @herbcookie3656
      @herbcookie3656 3 роки тому

      And I feel like toast

    • @vxryx0069
      @vxryx0069 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @krazyraejr
      @krazyraejr 2 роки тому

      My sog level is about a dorito that you dropped on the carpet while your mom is spraying your hair with the squirt bottle. So i need to get it up to about a damp tissue paper in the kitchen sink.

  • @peachuwu1071
    @peachuwu1071 5 років тому +4599

    This is the type of ASMR you do when you're sleep deprived, bored as hell and its 3 am

  • @hunterofthemist7159
    @hunterofthemist7159 4 роки тому +638

    "How soggy are you"
    Me: sponge
    "Could you clarify"
    Me:nO

    • @marcebert4687
      @marcebert4687 4 роки тому +14

      No. I dont think I will...

    • @honeyjar2970
      @honeyjar2970 4 роки тому +3

      @@marcebert4687 open up! Tell me about your issues

    • @marcebert4687
      @marcebert4687 4 роки тому +4

      @@honeyjar2970 m.ua-cam.com/video/tlORG6gbM6Y/v-deo.html :)

    • @honeyjar2970
      @honeyjar2970 4 роки тому +3

      @@marcebert4687 ua-cam.com/video/AubJS7oWaWo/v-deo.html

    • @eanschaan9392
      @eanschaan9392 4 роки тому +3

      I don't know about you, but I would rate a solid nine, like undercooked lutefisk.

  • @liviniadrake6414
    @liviniadrake6414 4 роки тому +72

    Why is it that when he said “what’s your favorite animal” my dumba$$ said “7”

  • @oliviax5059
    @oliviax5059 3 роки тому +107

    Is NOBODY going to discuss the brilliantly weird thing that happened at 10:40 ???

    • @vxryx0069
      @vxryx0069 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fluffpuff320
      @fluffpuff320 Рік тому +1

      The only part of the video that actually got me 😂

  • @virginiacatherine9065
    @virginiacatherine9065 4 роки тому +3238

    I can’t tell if I’m on a first date or at a therapist’s office: brilliant

    • @charleygodsil2011
      @charleygodsil2011 4 роки тому +48

      Virginia Dew id pay to have a date like this.

    • @pacooftaco
      @pacooftaco 4 роки тому +6

      @@charleygodsil2011 I would as well

    • @amelieclarke323
      @amelieclarke323 4 роки тому +23

      @@charleygodsil2011 id pay to have a date 😂
      I'm so single

    • @neonpaintings1994
      @neonpaintings1994 4 роки тому +24

      Your on a first date with you therapist, there😅

    • @thisisnotbob124
      @thisisnotbob124 4 роки тому +1

      Charley Godsil so your date just giving another girl a haircut before you get there??

  • @fridney
    @fridney 5 років тому +1009

    Me: random doesn’t equal funny
    Also me: popping my lungs of laughter

    • @cicada-vx5pk
      @cicada-vx5pk 5 років тому +34

      You mean chest sacks

    • @frostimintz
      @frostimintz 5 років тому +6

      *chest sacks

    • @notajoke8667
      @notajoke8667 5 років тому +2

      Oxygen cabinets

    • @user-pg4fv4wb8b
      @user-pg4fv4wb8b 4 роки тому +1

      Our internal body parts known as organs we use to insert oxygen and carbon dioxide into our bodies that we also use to exhale carbon dioxide as we cannot use to survive with the forces of nature

    • @umyoutuberqualquer7103
      @umyoutuberqualquer7103 4 роки тому

      @@user-pg4fv4wb8b no
      Things that we put air (and sometimes water when we go to pool) and put them away when we want to

  • @luvkaykay41
    @luvkaykay41 3 роки тому +8

    5:09 is my favorite type of whisper

  • @sirdurtle9519
    @sirdurtle9519 4 роки тому +18

    “This is a theremin”
    That is absolutely hilarious

  • @amymiranda4713
    @amymiranda4713 4 роки тому +299

    “You look like you blow the biggest bubblegum bubbles” I am flattered

  • @clownsilly
    @clownsilly 4 роки тому +1183

    it’s like bohemian rhapsody but
    for asmr addicts

    • @tanishacarrero5878
      @tanishacarrero5878 4 роки тому +6

      sigh this comment 👌

    • @mikami9099
      @mikami9099 4 роки тому +7

      this comment is gold

    • @Slugger11111
      @Slugger11111 4 роки тому +6

      Oh mama Mia mama Mia!

    • @franzi1997
      @franzi1997 4 роки тому +7

      vorpal martian MAMA MIA LET ME GO

    • @link2119
      @link2119 4 роки тому +6

      Sára Martinčíková *EPIC GUITAR SOLO*

  • @amyblaine7624
    @amyblaine7624 3 роки тому +12

    I’ve watched this so many times and his comedic timing is absolutely perfect.

  • @Teddy_Iz_Bri
    @Teddy_Iz_Bri 3 роки тому +33

    “Just kidding this is the place you thought it was” killed me 😂

  • @alexluvvsu
    @alexluvvsu 5 років тому +612

    5:32
    *_I straight up thought he was eating raw meat_*
    Glad to hear that’s grapefruit and not some freaky eaters stunt

  • @melikeow
    @melikeow 5 років тому +1398

    The man who invented the rubik cube, made a movie, made the game cubert, grew up in Cuba, and his favorite rapper is ice cube. I didn't know that this was an educational asmr.

    • @another_random_ace8820
      @another_random_ace8820 5 років тому +66

      It’s Q-Bert
      Fucking uncultured walnut.

    • @wowo2017
      @wowo2017 5 років тому +19

      Outta my way manlets u fucking megalosaurus

    • @thefirekonaai8919
      @thefirekonaai8919 4 роки тому +3

      It's spelled Rubik's not rubix

    • @shundanone
      @shundanone 4 роки тому +7

      but then some stupid punks copied him and made minecraft
      *s t o n k s*

    • @Gxshes
      @Gxshes 4 роки тому +3

      Fun fact, the guy he's actually talking about directed the horror classic The Shining 😂

  • @dothoffman48
    @dothoffman48 4 роки тому +28

    I clicked on this thinking I was going to get some nice sleep...
    Turns out I was watching the best comedy of 2020 🤣

  • @nervmen1579
    @nervmen1579 3 роки тому +8

    "Hey its Gabe! Marno is in jail"
    XD

  • @allyluna9990
    @allyluna9990 5 років тому +477

    “Hey Guys, it’s Gabe. Marno is in Jail.”

    • @btspavedtheway7604
      @btspavedtheway7604 5 років тому +5

      Why is it that funny comments always are from army's

    • @alanaustin5371
      @alanaustin5371 5 років тому +5

      @@btspavedtheway7604 you just think that because you have that type of sense of humor

  • @midopima436
    @midopima436 4 роки тому +1959

    Him: These are my Gucci slides
    Also him: **holds up Adidas slides**
    Me: sicc

    • @Bjondr
      @Bjondr 4 роки тому +21

      Correction, coochie flops

    • @mareksimmons9162
      @mareksimmons9162 4 роки тому +5

      I always do this constantly in real life now. It’s hilarious

    • @poopoopeepee357
      @poopoopeepee357 4 роки тому

      EnderLoverNvs totally tubular man🤙

    • @airynim9898
      @airynim9898 4 роки тому

      Sicc

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat 4 роки тому +47

    Gabe: On a scale of 1-10 how soggy do you feel?
    Me not thinking: 12

  • @bbokarilixie160
    @bbokarilixie160 4 роки тому +86

    Gabe: Calls my arms popsicles
    Me: *SO YOU THINK IM SKIIINYYYY*

    • @matt5g
      @matt5g 3 роки тому +2

      A little update in the story and it turns out our arms are literally popsicle sticks

    • @bbokarilixie160
      @bbokarilixie160 3 роки тому +1

      @@matt5g legit

    • @antichrist4449
      @antichrist4449 3 роки тому +1

      Your bones are popcycle sticks! The popcycles around them come in all the shapes :D but you only have popcycle sticks becuase marno ate your arms on a hot summer day and that is why he is in jail! :)

  • @livmccloskey2321
    @livmccloskey2321 5 років тому +6717

    This video literally RADIATES chaos and I am absolutely here for it

  • @lasagnaravioli8550
    @lasagnaravioli8550 5 років тому +908

    This is exactly how my thought process works at any given moment.

    • @zac1581
      @zac1581 5 років тому +2

      same

    • @NorthPoem
      @NorthPoem 5 років тому +3

      Except my closest friends no one else has a clue of what I’m talking about most of the time😞 and then my explanations are even worse.

    • @jobvandelaar7977
      @jobvandelaar7977 5 років тому +2

      @@NorthPoem Don't be sad❤️ I also tell sometimes weird things and im like: ugh why did I sayyy that?! 😂
      If people find your weird, like most people find me weird, it's ok. Don't care what others think. Friends/family are the most important thing!

    • @dr.rosenberg9058
      @dr.rosenberg9058 5 років тому

      666 likes

  • @Sylviolet3
    @Sylviolet3 Рік тому +7

    So this video was Marno's 2000 sub special. That was April 2019. It is currently December of 2022 and this beautiful man is at 523 THOUSAND subscribers. That is mind boggling just how much he blew up but it's 100% deserved with how amazing his content is.

    • @froazy1891
      @froazy1891 11 місяців тому +1

      I remember when this was released he had 200,000 it was just gabe being gabe

  • @Pres313
    @Pres313 3 роки тому +12

    “tell me you have adhd without telling me you have adhd”

  • @lesliepadilla4734
    @lesliepadilla4734 5 років тому +305

    5:55-6:09
    he had us in the first half
    not gonna lie

    • @jennam77
      @jennam77 5 років тому +1

      leslie woogity ayeee 5sosfam

    • @sharksharktank8510
      @sharksharktank8510 5 років тому

      Omg I looked at your comment a million times before I realized your pfp was Cal how did I not-

    • @lesliepadilla4734
      @lesliepadilla4734 5 років тому

      Gracie Sweet haha

    • @Roze39
      @Roze39 5 років тому +1

      i almost jumped into my coffin and died lmao

  • @morganroyFS
    @morganroyFS 5 років тому +1533

    This is like the ASMR equivalent to a Bad Lip Reading, only it’s what you’re actually saying. LOVE IT.

  • @cheddarcedar
    @cheddarcedar 4 роки тому +19

    "If you were a sound what kind of sound would you be? ...me?" Anyone else low-key worried he was gonna scream real quick? Cuz I was.

  • @guusjevanderpijl7316
    @guusjevanderpijl7316 4 роки тому +17

    This is everyone after 2 days in quarantine.

  • @theratqueen
    @theratqueen 4 роки тому +951

    "If you were a sound what sound would you be?"
    Incoherent screaming

    • @bearrr5685
      @bearrr5685 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly same 😂

    • @livingdeadmeme3494
      @livingdeadmeme3494 4 роки тому +3

      I prefer coherent screaming

    • @raftaf1405
      @raftaf1405 4 роки тому +5

      A kettle that never stops screeching

    • @eanschaan9392
      @eanschaan9392 4 роки тому +3

      Screaming and Crying and angrily yelling, all at once.

    • @horatio899
      @horatio899 4 роки тому +1

      'confused screaming'

  • @whitetiger6654
    @whitetiger6654 5 років тому +839

    “Are flamingo’s real?”
    - Marno 2019

  • @ewanoliver1070
    @ewanoliver1070 3 роки тому

    This was a 2k special now you've got 470k I've been here for a long time I'm so happy to see you grow this much, much love from me and everyone else who's been watching for any amount of time keep up the great content x

  • @kuro4394
    @kuro4394 3 роки тому +10

    no one is gonna talk about how funny he is plus editing on point.

  • @imhuman5613
    @imhuman5613 5 років тому +530

    8:58 somehow I wasn't expecting that 😂

  • @philosoraptordied66milyrsa22
    @philosoraptordied66milyrsa22 5 років тому +1279

    5:53 the ANXIETY you caused
    Gabe what the hell don’t do that wkdowbdiwn

    • @BruhFishDope
      @BruhFishDope 5 років тому +54

      @@user-fy9lv9qs7v I was just flinching at the thaught of the noise

    • @eauavie
      @eauavie 5 років тому +7

      John Wagner same

    • @sparkkoo0
      @sparkkoo0 5 років тому +28

      @@user-fy9lv9qs7v ITS PAINFUL TO NOT HEAR THE REAL SOUND ÀAAA

    • @Yoshiman919
      @Yoshiman919 5 років тому +17

      I got scared.

    • @johnmyrick8623
      @johnmyrick8623 5 років тому +2

      philosoraptor died66milyrsago what does wkdowbdiwn mean

  • @sidneyjames5270
    @sidneyjames5270 4 роки тому +2

    This is relaxing and hilarious at the same time!! Fantastic!

  • @c_uslt
    @c_uslt 4 роки тому

    This role play made me feel comfortable because the way it’s just set up, the questions are relatable and it makes it feel like a real conversation

  • @ok7987
    @ok7987 5 років тому +657

    him: now pay attention to this party popper.. *starts to pull on string*
    me: *iNtEnsEly lOwErs VolUmE*
    *pop*

    • @itismatty
      @itismatty 5 років тому +4

      wow i did not expect that pop at all bahahahaha

    • @bbobbiegurl467
      @bbobbiegurl467 5 років тому +1

      @@demika517 yeah its a glitch. It happens to me all the time.

    • @number1kevinmacleodlistener
      @number1kevinmacleodlistener 5 років тому

      _faded Ringing noices rises to a Ringing noice and you can feel your ears bleed_

    • @erikawarren2761
      @erikawarren2761 5 років тому

      “Pop”😂😂

  • @jameswatts6787
    @jameswatts6787 5 років тому +332

    Gabe: "I'm so sorry to hear that" *takes off Assistant Manager badge, sticks on a Sole Proprietor badge*

    • @johnmyrick8623
      @johnmyrick8623 5 років тому +2

      James Watts right when I scrolled to this comment I got to that part

  • @Dolphinwithatan
    @Dolphinwithatan 4 роки тому +156

    I know what this rp is...
    The random crackhead that talks to you in McDonalds at 3 AM

  • @wolfy2813
    @wolfy2813 3 роки тому

    i would like to request like 10 more of these, these are my favorite and my most watched. like srsly the RP and RP where u dont know what RP it is, are my favorites and i wish there were more of them. like im here falling asleep then randomly laughing so hard i risk waking up the neighborhood cuz these videos bring me so much joy.

  • @cookīe13031
    @cookīe13031 5 років тому +732

    5:55 got to me, man. i saw my life flash before my headphone wearing, volume turned all the way up, headass self

  • @tycopperkid7717
    @tycopperkid7717 5 років тому +400

    1:09
    Marno: How many fingers am I holding up?
    Me: How did I get here.
    *A thrid hand appears*
    Me: And how can I stay forever.

  • @pringlesmegastack8575
    @pringlesmegastack8575 3 роки тому +9

    wow, a 2000 sub special with 2 million views. we love you marno

  • @MrSamsonite23
    @MrSamsonite23 3 роки тому

    Dude, you are the best. Out if everyone, I feel you are the most creative. Hope you get this two years in the future!

  • @xxJUICYMAMIxx
    @xxJUICYMAMIxx 5 років тому +812

    7:43 I’ve never laughed so hard watching asmr

    • @Speeeedy
      @Speeeedy 5 років тому +31

      It’s almost 6am where I live, Laying in bed, Open Marno’s yt and see this vid, End up laughing my guts out because of that damn sound LMAO. Went from sleepy to awake to almost dying of laughter 😂

    • @grillman1525
      @grillman1525 5 років тому +2

      Stoney Central HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Hellrazor0916
      @Hellrazor0916 5 років тому +3

      The police sirens at this part were freaking me out

    • @MusiKxKaT
      @MusiKxKaT 5 років тому +1

      Legit, I nearly woke up my toddler laughing 😂

    • @nathanaellockett896
      @nathanaellockett896 5 років тому

      Never laughed so hard in my life 😂

  • @scentedpeaches
    @scentedpeaches 5 років тому +509

    1:09
    ‘gabe’: “how many fingers am i holding up?”
    me: “t-too man n y,,”

    • @BeanieGoth
      @BeanieGoth 5 років тому +9

      nina bean this comment is the embodiment of scared confusion I love it

  • @its_ntm
    @its_ntm 2 роки тому

    For Real, this is just perfect! ♥ Thank you Marno!

  • @royalteaanimations
    @royalteaanimations 3 роки тому +6

    “If you were a sound what sound would you be?”
    The G note

  • @mentallybreathes
    @mentallybreathes 4 роки тому +575

    *reads desc*
    “Marno is in jail”
    Me: *chokes on air*

  • @kaleyboggs7477
    @kaleyboggs7477 4 роки тому +603

    Gabe as a police officer-
    “PUT UP YOUR POPSICLE STICKS”

    • @alexmierzwinski5177
      @alexmierzwinski5177 4 роки тому +4

      Kaley Jimins manager NEVER *chucks popsicle stick*

    • @hufflepuffotaku7642
      @hufflepuffotaku7642 4 роки тому +11

      He wouldn’t shout it, he’d whisper it and in the interrogation he’d ask how soggy do you feel?

    • @kaleyboggs7477
      @kaleyboggs7477 4 роки тому +3

      Hufflepuff otaku facts

    • @kmac291
      @kmac291 4 роки тому +1

      Robber: M- My wha- *gets shot*

  • @kalistrehlau8532
    @kalistrehlau8532 4 роки тому +15

    Video: follow my finger
    Me: ok
    Video: cuts in and out
    Me: reeeeeeeEEEEEEE

  • @mchahahehehoho
    @mchahahehehoho 2 роки тому

    Ive had the worst week and this made my heart warm with laughter. Thank you

  • @jaykkis2125
    @jaykkis2125 4 роки тому +562

    I did start laughing when he did this 7:40

  • @xenosaurus3535
    @xenosaurus3535 4 роки тому +326

    7:42
    marno: inhale
    also marno: HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @rachelhughes8487
    @rachelhughes8487 4 роки тому

    I have never seen anyone combine ASMR and comedy together before and I am loving it. Definitely subbed.

  • @ianmclean3626
    @ianmclean3626 3 роки тому

    This is the most pure combination of me feeling relaxed and laughing so hard it hurts I’ve ever experienced and now my brain doesn’t know what it wants in life anymore

  • @Resi1ience
    @Resi1ience 4 роки тому +526

    2:19
    "This 3D puzzle was invented by Stanley Kubrick."
    "..."
    "Designed as a prank with no solution, it represents the duality of man, like his box office hit, gleaming the cube."
    "..."
    "He was also responsible for the arcade game, Cubert."
    "..."
    "...and he grew up in Cuba."
    "..."
    "HiS fAvOrItE rApPeR wAs Ic-"

  • @Olivia_Marie1002
    @Olivia_Marie1002 4 роки тому +244

    My favorite line out of the whole thing is “my favorite non fiction character... idk are flamingos real?”

    • @bxby_doll6796
      @bxby_doll6796 4 роки тому +4

      my favourite fictional character is a gryffindoor.
      or a goat

  • @EmEv
    @EmEv Рік тому

    The soft spoken portion 😍 so many tingles!

  • @lonelyteapot858
    @lonelyteapot858 4 роки тому +10

    It's like that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio and mark ruffalo where leo plays a patient at a mental institution who's allowed to roleplay to overcome his phycological disorder. But it's a comedic version

  • @SolarFlare
    @SolarFlare 5 років тому +400

    "if you were a sound what kind of sound would you be?"
    Constant screaming

    • @Estarya
      @Estarya 5 років тому +2

      "Intense wheezing"

    • @joellevanfleet5771
      @joellevanfleet5771 5 років тому

      When he asked that I said "horrible screaming"

    • @brook2724
      @brook2724 5 років тому

      I would be an agonizing shriek

    • @comicbanditxi9600
      @comicbanditxi9600 5 років тому +1

      I would be a Constipated grunt from a man who isn’t happy with his dying marriage with a dog barking in the background at the mailman who is delivering mail to the slutty women across the street who is holding a crying baby screaming I didn’t order this why I speeding cop car with sirens on drives by on the main road behind the mans house going to a call which is a bank heist and the bells were ringing as gunshots were being shot by at the bank teller who refused to let him into the safe as the news vans arrived which were broadcasting live to 10000 people who all were sitting down relaxing eating/sleeping/talking as the sound of the toilets flushes because the man finally pooped and he stopped grunting and then it all loops

    • @sammey3998
      @sammey3998 5 років тому +1

      Basically the vine of the grinch doing yoga.

  • @lad3144
    @lad3144 5 років тому +2598

    You have the type of face of a marvel superhero

    • @abomaboi1088
      @abomaboi1088 5 років тому +107

      Hawkeye in a suit doing asmr

    • @fallen_Apollyon
      @fallen_Apollyon 5 років тому +74

      Abomaboi A mix between Hawkeye, Loki and Thor in a suit doing ASMR

    • @TheUncannyDani
      @TheUncannyDani 5 років тому +48

      His name is Tom Holland and this is him in ten years.

    • @kingyvogi8686
      @kingyvogi8686 5 років тому +13

      Like an older human torch, or a blonder captain America

    • @ghostcookies2109
      @ghostcookies2109 5 років тому +7

      hawkeye basically

  • @MissRachelxoxoxo
    @MissRachelxoxoxo 4 роки тому

    this is one of the best asmr videos I've ever watched. the editing is amazing

  • @manasis5557
    @manasis5557 4 роки тому +2

    I love how it’s 1:45 am and I’m here trying to watch this video to get a good nights rest but I just ended up cackling for 11 minutes straight... and feeling even more awake.

  • @jnklvibez
    @jnklvibez 5 років тому +563

    5:53 I was like oh no.. Please no...
    (2 secs later)
    Oh..

  • @jackiemeier1650
    @jackiemeier1650 4 роки тому +738

    "If you were a sound, what sound would you be?"
    Me: *yoga grinch meme scream*

    • @user-ex9yq9vw2q
      @user-ex9yq9vw2q 4 роки тому +19

      I thought I was the only one-

    • @thenwordpass7153
      @thenwordpass7153 3 роки тому +21

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      good for you you made it too the end

    • @benjammin5328
      @benjammin5328 3 роки тому +10

      So there is another

    • @Selvanis_07
      @Selvanis_07 3 роки тому +14

      Me: * Elmo standing in snow *
      Hello Darkness my old friend...

    • @leningrad9176
      @leningrad9176 3 роки тому +12

      Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I’m 🎵still a piece of garbage🎶

  • @Diana3229
    @Diana3229 3 роки тому

    Thank you, I needed this 😂😂

  • @BlueFireSapphire
    @BlueFireSapphire 3 роки тому

    If Marno doesn't get 1mil subs by the end of this year I'm gonna cry 😢 This channel deserves more attention, he's my favorite ASMRist. 😁 Puts me to sleep and makes me laugh when I need it.

  • @jonathonredacted3396
    @jonathonredacted3396 4 роки тому +2803

    I can name the roleplay
    Title: Kid with ADHD shows you his toys and random junk around the house and plays job(s)

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 4 роки тому +137

      or the weird kid at the back of ap chemistry that ends up being really cool and starts his own business in comedy, selfcare, and relaxation. :)

    • @itztasi3932
      @itztasi3932 4 роки тому +18

      I think he’s a therapist

    • @jonathonredacted3396
      @jonathonredacted3396 4 роки тому +28

      @@spitgorge2021 how soggy are you from one to ten?

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 4 роки тому +24

      about a seven. so, a neglected oreo or a pair of glasses in a hot car

    • @jonathonredacted3396
      @jonathonredacted3396 4 роки тому +13

      @@spitgorge2021 personally I think you are a ten, just sayin, I can feel the essence of soggy

  • @Wyattporter
    @Wyattporter 5 років тому +814

    I love the “say funny thing, cut” format, especially when said funny thing is something blatantly incorrect (like “this is a theremin”).

    • @briannacampbell2623
      @briannacampbell2623 5 років тому +19

      Looks like jump cuts are making a comeback.

    • @MrKillrpig
      @MrKillrpig 5 років тому +16

      Or in the other one when a drop of liquid makes it out the seal, he says ‘fuck’ then it cuts to continuation of the sound

    • @AndresGarcia-qk3sj
      @AndresGarcia-qk3sj 5 років тому +2

      Wyatt or the Gucci slides

    • @elizabethzander4273
      @elizabethzander4273 5 років тому

      SAD&SLEEPLESS 🌊 how did you get this so right? I’ve never seen a take so perfect.

  • @alyssam2824
    @alyssam2824 Рік тому

    I really enjoyed this video so much!!! It was both amusing and relaxing!

  • @froggo8591
    @froggo8591 5 років тому +601

    11 minutes and 32 seconds of Marno on drugs.

    • @jishntyjotpree7355
      @jishntyjotpree7355 5 років тому +3

      dear_twentyone_phan howlter dan and phil :’(

    • @shego1142
      @shego1142 5 років тому +2

      dear_twentyone_phan howlter your profile pic hits different now huh? 😆

    • @redd9981
      @redd9981 5 років тому

      I think he may live in Canada weeds legal 😂😂

  • @catekorins8831
    @catekorins8831 5 років тому +15414

    Who else thinks he would have been an iconic viner

    • @absolutelynutty1278
      @absolutelynutty1278 5 років тому +97

    • @nennyLD
      @nennyLD 5 років тому +70

      🙋‍♀️

    • @Marina-ru4sz
      @Marina-ru4sz 5 років тому +46

      To soon

    • @johnathanborrego8015
      @johnathanborrego8015 5 років тому +45

      When it was alive

    • @Exempty
      @Exempty 5 років тому +51

      😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😉😊😋😎😍😘🥰😗😙😚☺️🙂🤗🤩🤔🤨😐😑😶🙄😏😣😥😮🤐😯😪😫😴😌😛😜😝🤤😒😓😔😕🙃🤑😲☹🙁😖😞😟😤😢😭😦😧😨😩🤯😬😰😱🥵🥶😳🤪😵😡😠🤬😷🤒🤕🤢🤮🤧😇🤠🥳🥴🥺🤥🤫🤭🧐🤓☻😈👿🤡👹👺💀☠👻👽👾🤖💩😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾🙈🙉🙊👶🧒👦👧🧑👨👩🧓👴👵👨‍⚕️👩‍⚕️👨‍🎓👩‍🎓👨‍🏫👩‍🏫👨‍⚖👩‍⚖👨‍🌾👩‍🌾👨‍🍳👩‍🍳👨‍🔧👩‍🔧👨‍🏭👩‍🏭👨‍💼👩‍💼👨‍🔬👩‍🔬👨‍💻👩‍💻👨‍🎤👩‍🎤👩‍🎨👨‍🎨👩‍🎨👨‍✈️👩‍✈️👨‍🚀👩‍🚀

  • @thesam6875
    @thesam6875 4 роки тому +5

    Dude this didnt even give me the brain tingles it just cheered me up😂

  • @kaylyn934
    @kaylyn934 3 роки тому

    This is by far one of the strangest yet most entertaining ASMR videos I've ever watched. I don't think I've ever laughed this much. 10/10

  • @alex.italics
    @alex.italics 4 роки тому +246

    POV:
    You are Pam Beesly during a performance review with Michael Scott.

  • @sophiajune546
    @sophiajune546 5 років тому +757

    Why was whispering "these are my Gucci slides" so funny to me

  • @Bxynextdxxr
    @Bxynextdxxr 4 роки тому +7

    This roleplay is clear a completion of the guy that keeps lying on his resume

  • @alceray
    @alceray 4 роки тому +1

    surprisingly the most relaxing asmr ive ever seen