@@Stonewall2 Apparently, Ben was purchasing a dozen donuts, 2 big bags of doritos, one of the cheapo, off-brand, gallon bottles of the generic fruit punch, and an old, nasty, rotted banana when this happened.
Franklin literally was a pickup artist. He wrote a letter called “Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress” where he says old women give it the best. Salute to the realest one.
Stav thinking a glass harmonica would slice up your lips was hilarious too. Like it would have sharp edges lmao. I imagined it would be blown glass and smooth like a bowl, I didn't realize that's what they called wine glasses with water in them
Yeah a real glass harmonica is crazy. It's like a piano but with glass bowls that rotate and are different sizes so they each have a different note when they rotate against your finger. Slice your shit open if one ever breaks.
Funny philly story here - The City of philadelphia had a hired actor guy who dresses up like ben franklin and rolls around the independence center area in full 17th century get-up, one day Im at a crosswalk and he pulls up in a shitty old volkswagen hacthback blasting M.O.P.'s " ante up " song and waving his fake cane out of the window pointing at girls saying "take chains off " lol
@@Gabbasuperhero I fingered a chick in one of those libraries. Franklin Massachusetts public library, right next to Dean. Now I'm a gay male with a tiny penis.
My theory about Stav's 'Thomas Jefferson?' confusion: He was thinking about Thomas Edison but then was confused about the last name but was so dumb he emphasised the first name instead and then tried laughing it off immediately.
"In 1998, a team of renovators working on restoring the former Franklin abode uncovered over 1,200 human bones in the basement of the house. Scientists deduced that the bones did date from Franklin's day, and that of the dozen-plus bodies that were found, six of them were children's"
@@cooleradam4324 Have you seen that video thats like a white south african man who lives near black south africans and interacts with them all the time but maintains he is racist and they are too
@@theopenmouth9695 I have seen the video in question. I was just wondering if the locals had active warrants for Adam’s family due to their ties to the South African secret police and oversaw a sale of weapons grade nuclear material to anonymous 3rd parties.
Those grabber sticks aren't just for the Stav Franklin's of the world. I've had a bunch of back/hip surgeries recently and they have saved me from going insane
I was a city cleanup dude once and those grabber claws certainly made my job 50% easier. I just found one on the street one day. They only gave us brooms and dustpans.
Gay fact: the yersinia pestis actually can be transmitted in the neumonic type through coughing, is not common in America were the prairie dogs is the reservoir and the fleas the common way of being transmitted, but can happen if you got the neumonic type according to the epidemiologist of madagascar were there is till today black plague epidemics, I think last one was 2017. Also common disease in india were they got rat temples, and they give them milk. So the mask probably had some efectivity and also helped them to get in to orgies.
You know the Spiderman games where the webs don't connect to anything and he just swings from the sky? This game footage aggravates me in the exact same autistic way
Ben Franklin is the reason we think of charge flowing in a circuit from positive to negative. It’s actually opposite to how electrons move but it’s still the reason we think of circuits in the way we do 😂
He bought the rights to inventions, improved some, then took credit. Sometimes he outright stole them. He also did have his own inventions, which compared to the rest are easy to figure out.
“Do you wanna invent the George Foreman grill?”
“No, brother, my name’s Hulk Hogan”
Benjamin Franklin invented the fleshlight and the suicide note
and the first glass suicide machine, the broken alcoholic bottle
I wish Stav would use both.
Ben Franklin was who the founding fathers turned to whenever a DIY bong needed crafting.
Ben Franklin actually performed the first bong hit transplant. A true pioneer.
He invented the Bong Hit transplant.
LOL
@@MoosePuncher1993 I heard the guy behind him in line was in a weird mood because of it.
@@Stonewall2 Apparently, Ben was purchasing a dozen donuts, 2 big bags of doritos, one of the cheapo, off-brand, gallon bottles of the generic fruit punch, and an old, nasty, rotted banana when this happened.
Franklin literally was a pickup artist. He wrote a letter called “Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress” where he says old women give it the best.
Salute to the realest one.
He was a certified time traveler. If you needed some thing to get done you gave the job to Ben
Well he ain’t wrong
milf lover and founding father ben franklin
“Old” meant 20-25 lmao
Knowing how little people could afford to bathe back then, gross.
Ben Franklin invented water dynamite, the fortnite dance, and the Gibson Les Paul.
Stav thinking a glass harmonica would slice up your lips was hilarious too. Like it would have sharp edges lmao. I imagined it would be blown glass and smooth like a bowl, I didn't realize that's what they called wine glasses with water in them
He said it would cut you if it broke
@@stevepark3865 Thanks stavros
It's not wine glasses with water. Look it up it's kinda cool.
ass harmonica
Yeah a real glass harmonica is crazy. It's like a piano but with glass bowls that rotate and are different sizes so they each have a different note when they rotate against your finger. Slice your shit open if one ever breaks.
Ben Franklin invented the Sybian
lmao
Get that poison out of your system, Martha
Benjamin Franklin is Stav's "literally me" character.
When stav said "god hes awesome, hes just some fat guy with a bald ponytail" i think we all instantly knew what was up
The Glass Hard R Moniker.
This next song is in the key of N
How do you think auto tune was discovered?
4:18 10 years later and Nick uses this exact Ben Franklin inventing a suck machine joke on the hit talk show The Adam Friedland Show
Seeing limp-wristed Cool Adam play a theremin and a glass armonica would make my day
Ironically it would also make you gay
In heavy goth make up and clothing, replacing the black drummer on The Eric Andre show.
Jesus 10/10 thoughts and I’d blow him under the wine glasses just to make sure I’m really gay
ass harmonica
Benjamin " stav" halkias
(featured in the 2 dollar bill)
Stav: "I did write a sketch about Benjamin Franklin just... eating pussy"
Nick:"I wrote a sketch called Benjamin Franklin Scientist"
Funny philly story here - The City of philadelphia had a hired actor guy who dresses up like ben franklin and rolls around the independence center area in full 17th century get-up, one day Im at a crosswalk and he pulls up in a shitty old volkswagen hacthback blasting M.O.P.'s " ante up " song and waving his fake cane out of the window pointing at girls saying "take chains off " lol
Hell yeah
Fake story
Sounds true
That guy rocks
sounds based
The original coomer.
The lightning rod.
This comment is so bad
He invented gooning
Ben also set up the first public libraries and fire departments in the US
He also slayed bitches internationally
He was also gay
Someone would have done that eventually
I dont know what thats supposed to mean, but it sounds gay to me.
@@Gabbasuperhero I fingered a chick in one of those libraries. Franklin Massachusetts public library, right next to Dean. Now I'm a gay male with a tiny penis.
Nick: I made a piano out of wine glasses
Stav: Yeah, the theremin
“Mark my words i’m gonna go bald ponytail one day” based
He proved the doubters wrong
I lost my shit when I heard the rural PA accent. So fucking accurate, sounds like everyone I went to high school with
ben franklin, the original milfhunter. WAY BEFORE steve irwin
My theory about Stav's 'Thomas Jefferson?' confusion: He was thinking about Thomas Edison but then was confused about the last name but was so dumb he emphasised the first name instead and then tried laughing it off immediately.
Stav is a barely-sentient can of Crisco.
@@TheGosslings Ehh Crisco is vegetable based, stav is just a barely-sentient can of lard
Nick's dominance scared him into forgetting
Jesus Christ stav will never figure out the difference between a theremin and a glass armonica
ass harmonica
You could literally wheel both in front of him and he'd say "WTF IS THE DIFFERENCE? THEY MAKE NOISES"!
Plague doctors were relatively safe i believe as the fleas couldn't bite through the thick leather.
Pretty gay wearing full leather but hey
Are you really gonna argue with the medical consensus? wear your mask? you have a problem with that? What do you want to kill grandma?
@@billballinger5622 you have schizophrenia bill
@@billballinger5622 I don’t wear a mask; had no issues. I would if bird masks were mandatory though
@@rjtrjt3645 would be totally down with mandatory bird masks tbqh
Ben Franklin invented the Hard Rmonica.
The best part about the Philly accent Ben Franklin skit is that he was from Boston
Pahk the penis the the Hahvahd broad
It's the same accent with more or less autism and whining
"In 1998, a team of renovators working on restoring the former Franklin abode uncovered over 1,200 human bones in the basement of the house. Scientists deduced that the bones did date from Franklin's day, and that of the dozen-plus bodies that were found, six of them were children's"
Hell yeah dude. Salute.
@@Stonewall2 respek
ScIeNtIsT
He lived with a doctor in that house. And studying bodies was punishable back then...
But what do I know I'm a gay.
@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon Or may be some masonic occultism
Jesus Stav, he JUST told you what a glass harmonica was!
His brain reverse-remembered.
i mean it was 152 episodes apart
ass harmonica
those were two different clips
Shoutout to my boys!!! Much love from South Africa.
I gotta ask what do the locals think about the Friedland family?
@@cooleradam4324 Have you seen that video thats like a white south african man who lives near black south africans and interacts with them all the time but maintains he is racist and they are too
@@theopenmouth9695 I have seen the video in question. I was just wondering if the locals had active warrants for Adam’s family due to their ties to the South African secret police and oversaw a sale of weapons grade nuclear material to anonymous 3rd parties.
Wingsuiting UP a mountain in jeans, lmao
dream to imagine
Checks out
What is this game called lol
@@treshampton9822just cause
Nick turned Ben Franklin into Bam Margera.
Those grabber sticks aren't just for the Stav Franklin's of the world. I've had a bunch of back/hip surgeries recently and they have saved me from going insane
I was a city cleanup dude once and those grabber claws certainly made my job 50% easier. I just found one on the street one day. They only gave us brooms and dustpans.
The game in the background looks enragingly stupid and awesome all at once.
Lol yah pretty much
@@StevenSeagull its like 1% shooting at terrorists and 99% parachuting up mountains
Actually, the whole plague doctor suit WOULD HAVE worked if only the ankles were covered, because the plague was spread by fleas
The beak thing might also have helped protect against breathing in the droplets of pneumonic plague victims too
Gay fact: the yersinia pestis actually can be transmitted in the neumonic type through coughing, is not common in America were the prairie dogs is the reservoir and the fleas the common way of being transmitted, but can happen if you got the neumonic type according to the epidemiologist of madagascar were there is till today black plague epidemics, I think last one was 2017. Also common disease in india were they got rat temples, and they give them milk. So the mask probably had some efectivity and also helped them to get in to orgies.
Wow, I had no idea you were gay!
“Everyone’s saying I’m an alcoholic, I just found a way to drink my goddamn piano”
Benjamin Crankin'
When wizards were gazing into an orb, Ben was glazing French 'ores and glistening his balls.
BEN W A N K S M E N
Respect
You know the Spiderman games where the webs don't connect to anything and he just swings from the sky? This game footage aggravates me in the exact same autistic way
what game is this?
@@jimmyd1110 just cause 4
@@arturobandini4078 makes sense once you realize he weighs 2.5 kilos
@@pr0llystoned its just cause 3
it happens just cause
Nick actually loves Ben Franklin.
That exit music was awesome. Super chill.
Holy shit this is one of their best clips
Top tier riffing. Im also gay
I think Ben Franklin was the first person to use fingerprints to get someone off a charge? Probably should just google that
Using fingerprints to get someone off? Damn. Bend over Franklin should be his name.
5:05 "NO, BROTHER, my name is Hulk Hogan" Lmao
He literally invented the first postal service hahahaha mail was his idea
That means mail in voting as well
Untrue, both the chinese and the mongols had their own versions earlier
@@josephgilboy6259 ya, well fuck em…
6:17 They're thinking of a van de graaff generator
Ben Franklin invented fishing. To go DEEPAH!!!
Stav is definitely turning into Benjamin Franklin.
Bustamin Cranking
Ben franklin smoked spice
Yeah sure nobody ever put the wheel together with a table before
Ben Franklin will never know his glass flute was blessed by Lizzo
Now I wanna watch Viva la Ben
Franklin Benjamin and the Crudités fiasco
Hi, I'm gay founding father Benjamin Franklin.
Lmao Stav thinking a glass harmonica is a harmonica made of glass, real thousand island stare moment
Ben Franklin is the reason we think of charge flowing in a circuit from positive to negative. It’s actually opposite to how electrons move but it’s still the reason we think of circuits in the way we do 😂
Does Stavros think that Benjamin Franklin invented keys?
The George Forman grill is just a panini press.
peninis
@@gloverelaxis Just like papa used to make.
“He wrote the anarchist cookbook” is one of the only funny things Adam has ever said
deffinetly an over looked skit idea. adam came up with. vivala benjamin flanklin
It actually make me sad to know he died from pleurisy not syphilis
Ben Franklin is Stav’s spirit animal
physics broke in this game
Wave check
Nick was thinking of a Van De Graaf generator
Pawn Hearts on vinyl in surround sound with some Lucy and K, and women might never have existed
I'm revelling in his excellence. It's one of my favorite prog albums.
He bought the rights to inventions, improved some, then took credit.
Sometimes he outright stole them. He also did have his own inventions, which compared to the rest are easy to figure out.
Sounds just like Elon musk, minus the improving and having some of his own inventions.
Haters gonna hate
you’re thinking of edison
Ben Franklin discovered electricity by flying a kite in a thunderstorm with a key attached to his nipples.
And within minutes im downlading JC4
I think the gameplay is just cause 3 but they're both rly the same game
@@Bang-ld4be JC3 is far better. After an hour of 4 i deleted it and downloaded 3. Just plays and looks better to me
Air quality is literally vital for good health. That's not a weird idea
This is defintely coke filled riffing. I'm gay
Not many people know Benny invented JC4 shortly after he discovered gay lightning
Respect
I think Nick was thinking of a Van De Graaff generator, which Robert J. Van De Graaff invented.
Nick sounds so much better back then lol
6.20 The name your looking for is "Van der Graaf Generator"
THOMAS jefferson? Are you SURE?
7:24 back 2 weeks later and this part is still hilarious
Hell yeah dude
As opposed to like George Jefferson?? 😆😆😆
Adam said something that made me laugh!!!
Gay
Being a Jew rump ranger is funny enough
what did he say
@@jimmyd1110 I'm gay
Adam sneezes like a cat
Fuck that’s the best thumbnail
Someone should tell Nick about glass madness
Make the flying guy black and call it just cuz..
You know what nick what have you invented?
Van Der Graaf machine
Franklin, Thomas, and Madison: who gettin the best head?
@Steven Seagull - What’s the name of the musical track that you close your videos with?
There’s a link to it in the description
@@StevenSeagull Thanks! 🙂
Is There Any Dip For the Croutatette? -FRANKLIN BENJAMIN 1776
Believe it or not i actually spelled it right or the phone didnt autocorrect?
Benjamin trashman would of been a trashman in trash america today
The original O.G. Benjamin Franklin
0:32
Chris Chan reference ayyy lmao
My uncle plays the saw and spoons, also he is a gay French Canadian
Ben Skankin
Van De Graff machine
I'm gay for history
Nick N-word Mullen: the George Foreman grill is better than electricity... 😆 I fully believe Nick gaslights all his ex Gfs lol
Yo what is this game he is playing in the background?!
Just cause 3
Preaching to the air.
Drunk History should of used Stav as Ben Franklin.
Don Benjamin Franklin Vito Philly Accent >
i wish i invented the kool key kite :(
Bird masks. Imagine