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  • @jjjjackkk
    @jjjjackkk 3 роки тому +749

    "the deaf-mute don't make as much noise cause I guess that's what being mute is" thanks stav, we're always learning something new

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 роки тому +132

      Stavros “The Brain” Halkias

    • @chrisgit4433
      @chrisgit4433 3 роки тому +8

      maybe Stav meant that those who are mute don't make that much noise because they are aware of how terrible they sound like but what do I know when I don't have a Greek oleophobic brain

    • @mrbeardydragon
      @mrbeardydragon 3 роки тому +8

      @@StevenSeagull talk about getting brain ayo

    • @dolphin069
      @dolphin069 3 роки тому +2

      They don’t make any noise with a gun to the head.

    • @willshogren2232
      @willshogren2232 3 роки тому +1

      He's head fat squeezes his brain and makes it harder to think.

  • @mrrootytooty5797
    @mrrootytooty5797 3 роки тому +138

    Figuring out that going back to the fifties to get your arse blown out in secret in an illegal gay bar under threat of arrest is hotter and thus better than going forward in time to a gay colony on the Moon where homosexuality is the norm is the kind of insight only a deeply gay man would have.

    • @NobodyzJelly
      @NobodyzJelly Рік тому +7

      Reading this out of context is so funny

  • @KungFuFarting
    @KungFuFarting 3 роки тому +544

    Nick is canonically 700,000 years old, yet never learned how to not be short in all that time? Curious.

    • @ExtremelyOnlineGuy
      @ExtremelyOnlineGuy 3 роки тому +51

      He’s a power bottom the low center of gravity gives him more torque and ultimately an advantage

    • @n-wordheelflips2648
      @n-wordheelflips2648 3 роки тому +27

      700k years is a lot of time for gravity to rape your spine

    • @nsh1980
      @nsh1980 3 роки тому +16

      He is optimized toward gayness, being taller would just make him slightly straighter, no fucking deal.
      I’m gay as well

    • @Jonmad17
      @Jonmad17 3 роки тому +12

      Well people back then were shorter. Most of my homo erectus friends are under 5' tall

    • @devinator102
      @devinator102 2 роки тому

      Gayness shrank him

  • @modernman1948
    @modernman1948 3 роки тому +169

    At least you can talk about her and not worry about her hearing this.

  • @jord_2wYT
    @jord_2wYT 3 роки тому +85

    These are the best hangover videos, super funny and just a guy wing-suiting around so it doesn't spin your head too much 😂

  • @LeoSkyro
    @LeoSkyro 3 роки тому +61

    1:04 goddamn Nick, quick on the draw

  • @Ben-bg2lp
    @Ben-bg2lp 3 роки тому +185

    Mute girls > Deaf girls > fully able girls

    • @mianoxide1199
      @mianoxide1199 3 роки тому +67

      Men > Mute girls > Deaf girls > fully able girls

    • @Ben-bg2lp
      @Ben-bg2lp 3 роки тому +6

      @@mianoxide1199 Adam is that you? Why are you gae?

    • @mianoxide1199
      @mianoxide1199 3 роки тому +6

      @@Ben-bg2lp Oy vey, they know *Shits chair in embarrassment*

    • @Degamk619
      @Degamk619 3 роки тому +5

      Men > Down Syndrome girls that Jake Flores fucks after a show > Mute girls > Deaf girls > fully able girls

    • @KidCorporate
      @KidCorporate 3 роки тому +5

      "The safe word is... LOL just kidding"

  • @_Aaron_G_
    @_Aaron_G_ 3 роки тому +117

    Don't let this take away from the fact that Nick is 5 foot 6 in heels

    • @linusdn2777
      @linusdn2777 3 роки тому +3

      is that tall or short in non gay units?

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 2 роки тому +2

      @@linusdn2777 short

    • @hardlyworking_
      @hardlyworking_ 2 роки тому +3

      short kings rise up

  • @kazuhiramiller7013
    @kazuhiramiller7013 2 роки тому +32

    that fucking ipad bit killed me

  • @Cam-ws1mc
    @Cam-ws1mc 3 роки тому +23

    “It’s the name in all capitals” why was that one so under the radar

  • @HearthenRealms
    @HearthenRealms 3 роки тому +52

    Omg I cried when he said tim cook walks out XD

  • @salkdhfpoahergpoahre1534
    @salkdhfpoahergpoahre1534 Рік тому +9

    Adam with the sneaky great line at 8:10. Shame everyone talked over him haha

  • @killmachine8216
    @killmachine8216 3 роки тому +17

    Lmao he really said “it’s the name in all capital letters”

  • @paulmartin3697
    @paulmartin3697 3 роки тому +16

    I though for a second, this guy is ruining his chances with the deaf girl then realized I'm gay

  • @breakwoodhopper6739
    @breakwoodhopper6739 3 роки тому +87

    Sad part she'll never stumble upon these video or the podcast and reach out to him 🤣

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 3 роки тому +8

      Deaf people read Closed Captioning...

    • @breakwoodhopper6739
      @breakwoodhopper6739 3 роки тому +18

      @@wrenboy2726 yeah but the one on UA-cam suck

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 3 роки тому +29

      @@wrenboy2726 a podcast is a terrible format to watch in closed captioning

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 3 роки тому

      @@ChucksSEADnDEAD Lol this is true

    • @abhrntcrtre
      @abhrntcrtre 3 роки тому +6

      @@wrenboy2726 at that point youre just reading an hour long gay book

  • @pacmanzz
    @pacmanzz 3 роки тому +29

    i used to hook up with a deaf girl in college, biggest freak i knew

  • @colinhall5338
    @colinhall5338 3 роки тому +57

    Nick could’ve just said there was a fat limit on the time machine

  • @bryanbrashears2717
    @bryanbrashears2717 3 роки тому +20

    This video is mesmerizing.

  • @adamvlassis4090
    @adamvlassis4090 2 роки тому +4

    I went to rit which has one of the biggest deaf schools in the country and I also learned sign to get turned down in sign.

  • @brightfalls6788
    @brightfalls6788 3 роки тому +16

    Didn’t know they were friends with Rami Malek.

  • @powderburns7401
    @powderburns7401 3 роки тому +71

    Notice how nick calls her marianne in his example of her bringing some loud boy home. Reference to the deaf girl who was on the bangbus by the same name.

    • @ravenkliff
      @ravenkliff 3 роки тому +86

      I'm gonna have to call this coomer projection tbh

    • @fabreezethefaintinggoat5484
      @fabreezethefaintinggoat5484 3 роки тому +4

      @@ravenkliff sad,true

    • @jjjjackkk
      @jjjjackkk 3 роки тому +44

      damn i had to look it up and that scene dropped in 2010... how the fuck dyou remember that shit? also i'm definitely gonna watch it so thank you for your gay service

    • @frankieadler7188
      @frankieadler7188 3 роки тому +15

      get a girlfriend

    • @nickc3856
      @nickc3856 3 роки тому +18

      @@frankieadler7188 gross. what are you, straight?

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler 3 роки тому +13

    There was a super hot deaf redhead who went to my highschool. Unfortunately, she seemed to mostly hang out in the special ed room with the spergs so I didn’t see her often.

  • @thekyleprojekt7996
    @thekyleprojekt7996 3 роки тому +6

    There are no recommended videos after this lmfao

  • @haydenemrah
    @haydenemrah 3 роки тому +28

    Half Chinese, something about the eyes...

  • @sunnohh
    @sunnohh 3 роки тому +4

    She’s waving her hand at me and I’m like bitch you know

  • @Tom-it6gi
    @Tom-it6gi Рік тому +1

    How he had to apologise to the deaf lady, with her ipad, lol.

  • @ObligatoryPun
    @ObligatoryPun 3 роки тому +3

    9:30 classic riffage

  • @wristocrat
    @wristocrat 3 роки тому

    "its the name in all capital letters"

  • @markparkinson6947
    @markparkinson6947 3 роки тому +3

    I just arrived here because of the great channel name. 👍

  • @willshogren2232
    @willshogren2232 3 роки тому +2

    Her name was Bert Chintas.

  • @GrugBonkers
    @GrugBonkers 3 роки тому +13

    "I hooked up with a homeless girl too" witten reference?

  • @thedumbdog1964
    @thedumbdog1964 3 роки тому +2

    Very informative actually

  • @dougtond1380
    @dougtond1380 3 роки тому +22

    Hell yeah, dude.

  • @dannymclaughlin
    @dannymclaughlin 2 роки тому +4

    Mr Seagull, first off, thank you for putting all these videos up for us to enjoy. Secondly, what’s the song at the end of each video?

    • @raoulsghouls
      @raoulsghouls 2 роки тому

      I've been wondering this too. At least for this video the best I can figure is that it's an acoustic cover of Kiss from a Rose by Seal. Try listening to the two side by side. Judging by the production quality it sounds like something the channel owner might have created himself.

  • @1nvderZim
    @1nvderZim 3 місяці тому

    DC stands for Deaf Capitol, obviously

  • @dustin5181
    @dustin5181 3 роки тому +2

    4:38 maybe your thinking of Doofy from scary movie 1?

    • @jkol323
      @jkol323 3 роки тому

      I think it's a gachi sound clip too

  • @roberthorry621
    @roberthorry621 3 роки тому +9

    I'm a gay deaf dude

  • @MTGMitch
    @MTGMitch 3 роки тому +3

    who is the other comedian on with them in the first clip? the guy who banged the deaf girl

  • @willshogren2232
    @willshogren2232 3 роки тому +2

    I have a crush on a deaf girl but she lives in Canada.

  • @duncanurquhart5278
    @duncanurquhart5278 3 роки тому

    11:31 average discussion about primer

  • @danielpugh2660
    @danielpugh2660 3 роки тому +1

    I’m here for the Just Cause 3 gameplay

  • @reginaldcaine6161
    @reginaldcaine6161 3 роки тому

    Stav picked my birthday

  • @kazuhiramiller7013
    @kazuhiramiller7013 2 роки тому +1

    nick on fucking fire

  • @RRRRobbbb
    @RRRRobbbb 3 роки тому +58

    God, I despise this game's physics.

    • @ravenkliff
      @ravenkliff 3 роки тому +39

      Just pretend it's a dream and it starts making sense

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 3 роки тому +11

      The parachute was a stretch, but this... this is just retarded. The character animations don’t match up with the movement.

    • @zlanj3693
      @zlanj3693 3 роки тому +10

      lol yeah I get the appeal as a cool game to show off your PC specs and see how many frames you can get, but anyone who tells me just cause 3 is a game they like i dont trust that mf

    • @JakeRanney
      @JakeRanney 3 роки тому +15

      wtf this game is so fun though

    • @tomisaacson2762
      @tomisaacson2762 3 роки тому +5

      Gravity just makes things more boring tho

  • @trigger0403
    @trigger0403 3 роки тому +5

    Whoever the other guy is swap him with Adam...might as well

  • @justinellison1215
    @justinellison1215 3 роки тому

    Yo when did they get Justin Long on the podcast?

  • @rjmoney9
    @rjmoney9 3 роки тому +2

    Who was the guest in the first clip? He was hilarious

  • @rentsen13
    @rentsen13 3 роки тому +4

    What is this game?

  • @commiefornian7496
    @commiefornian7496 3 роки тому +3

    There's some deaf people who went deaf later on in life so growing up we knew a kid that was going deaf when he was like four five and when I was in like Middle School I think it was like probably like 3rd 3rd grade or something like that he got up and started cursing the teacher out just by like screaming like b**** but it sounded super weird but he kept saying it

  • @_Yep_Yep_
    @_Yep_Yep_ 2 роки тому

    Not even sure how you would pick up a deaf girl. Hand signals i guess?

  • @shown2grow737
    @shown2grow737 2 роки тому

    I’m dead dood

  • @DadaistTheater
    @DadaistTheater 3 роки тому +3

    I was conceived at Gallaudet and went on to be gay

  • @troyounce3295
    @troyounce3295 3 роки тому +3

    The problem was she was half black lol

  • @guardianblackdog8303
    @guardianblackdog8303 3 роки тому +2

    This was a good guest, anyone know who it is?

  • @fabreezethefaintinggoat5484
    @fabreezethefaintinggoat5484 3 роки тому

    Is that aaron berg?

  • @KennyPagley
    @KennyPagley 3 роки тому +4

    My mother has a deaf and her grammar is awful

  • @CrackinJacks138
    @CrackinJacks138 3 роки тому +3

    Wtf is this game? Spider man but in a wing suit?

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 роки тому +6

      Pretty much. It’s called Just Cause 3

    • @dolphin069
      @dolphin069 3 роки тому +6

      Not gay Spider-Man.

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 8 днів тому

    skipped that first clip

  • @Tripplebeem
    @Tripplebeem 8 місяців тому +1

    God, the whole Stav bit about having “f*,£d” any female mentioned by Nick was so unfunny. What a hack Stav is.

  • @xXThomas89999Xx
    @xXThomas89999Xx 3 роки тому

    How the fuck did he not hit the ground lol

  • @birddoug8297
    @birddoug8297 3 роки тому

    Reupload

  • @tonicmix
    @tonicmix 3 роки тому +5

    I really think Stav makes everything worse.

  • @corbitron1
    @corbitron1 3 роки тому +33

    Nick is probably confusing the “put your fingers in my bum” bit with the episode of family guy where opie is made his superior and he tells him to put his fingers in his mouth.