That's why details are murky for him. It takes great discipline, determination and courage to look into the trauma and emotional pain that even your very brain tries to forget/run from. We all spend a lot of time trying not to die every day, but it's mostly unconscious because, well who wants to think about that constantly? How many times do you have near misses or even accidents while driving? Do you remember every single detail or do you try to get on with your life?
Death: i want him dead Life: nah lets keep him alive Death: ...... Life: ...... Death: how about we make him almost died everytime? Life: .......... Deal
Selac should have been a UA-camr, do you know how much clickbait he could make “The time I almost died” “The second time I almost died” “The last time I almost died” “The last last time I almost died” “ the final time I almost died”
You: I wanna be famous Life and death: ok Also you: *falls out of plane falls out of train bus falls vehicle explodes 2 times bus hits him falls of a mountain* Also you: woah woah woah I meant like money famous Life and death: oh ok
Wow, dat moment when you fall out of a plane and you think "Damn, everyone is gonna survive except for me!" And a day later you hear that everyone else died and you are the only survivor.
Johnny LeDoge version 8.9 is so outdated I'm using version 52.1 it has the new feature of letting you make your age whatever you want and i'm reliving my middle school years rn
KHOA DANG VAN lol it’s we got him. You know why? Cuz life sent billions of vehicles to be like suicide bombers to him, yet they failed. So life got him technically with its vehicles.
“Earth’s core overheats and implodes and causes nuclear plants to blow up causing humans to catch onto unknown viruses and terminal illnesses and fatal deaths Selak : escapes with cuts and bruises
Guys he’s not comparing how much he suffered to how much the Baudelaires suffered, he’s simply stating that this mans life, is quite literally, a series of unfortunate events.
my father had 4 close calls with death. he was born 2 months early and was believed to not survive (this was in the mid 60s), got into a fight in prison and almost bled out, survived a horrible car accident where his truck flipped over and was crushed, and he was inside his house during a hurricane and the roof collapsed on top of him. he’s still alive and is doing okay though lmao
Have you or anyone you know ever had such a lucky break in your life? Let me know in the comments...
U
You know this is fake right,
Summer holidays cough
Oh wait this was posted a yesterday?
I mean a month and a day ago.
Falling from an airplane, landing in a haystack and survive?? Assassin creed confirm
Lol
Highest leap of faith ever
People live hitting the ground sometimes
Its weird but somehow we can fall 30,000 feet and not have a 100% mortality rate
@@xinfyre3978 yeah imagine getting hit by a bus and get minor cuts and bruises
Lol right
He actually survived doing a leap of faith into a haystack like an Assassin's Creed game what the heck
Well it might not be true. Still people although rare have survived falling out of a plane with no parachute.
Alucard Helsing Its not rare for Assassin Creed players
It's a Right of Passage
He probably got the leaked version of assassins creed 1 in the 90's.
Sooo mat pat is wrong?
Death: Am i joke to you?
This guys the definition of No U.
Averyzalia Sylvia me
is death russian?
give me subscribers plz thanks skejjrbdbrmkfksmsksjekksbskejaoanakakkaoskwmsmsmsmsmsmsmskksms
CommitDespacito r/ihadastroke
Plane: **begins to fall**
People on plane: **freaking out**
Selak: “First time?”
LOL
I am glad that i am croatian
@@nikolazbasnik4192 Me too lol
@@nikolazbasnik4192 Rijeka... 😂
Nice
His insurance bill 😂😂😂😂
Ryan Bob Can you say preexisting conditions?
ellen kopel What?
ellen kopel dafuq is that
O ya ha
Ikr i was thinking that
Strength: 5
Perception: 7
Endurance: 8
Charisma: 4
Intelligence:8
Agility:8
Luck: 1000000000000
falloit 4 much?
His luck is more like -1000000000000
haha
agility has to be max... he jumped out of a falling car and grabbed onto a tree.. that's next level stuff right there
Agility and intelligence should be highter but the charisma is 1
*Guys he is basically the protagonist of this whole world and this whole place is nothing more than just a movie*
Plot armor
He's luckier than me.
no, he is mista
The rest of us are just extras
D34D ly DuD3
*TES Oblivion intensifies*
Everyone: HE’S SO LUCKY
Him: Well yes but actually no
yesnt
@MutantIguana42
Haha. *yesnt...*
Nobody know
Dude, i can't even imagine the ptsd he has
That's why details are murky for him. It takes great discipline, determination and courage to look into the trauma and emotional pain that even your very brain tries to forget/run from. We all spend a lot of time trying not to die every day, but it's mostly unconscious because, well who wants to think about that constantly? How many times do you have near misses or even accidents while driving? Do you remember every single detail or do you try to get on with your life?
This man
skypie 700 .
Yup
Did you not watch to the end? He’s obviously full of shit
*Death has left the server*
You have discord??
LOLOLOL
LOOOOOOOL
LoL
oH G0l1y G3
He was in creative mode
i know right
Ok, you got me
He was in Creative mode with only minor injuries
@@RBatman5000 Trueee
@@RBatman5000 *he dug below bedrock*
"Did you die?"
"Sadly, yes."
"Aww."
"BUT I LIVED!"
Apache64 Delta 7 times
Is that a hangover refference ?
Junda Tan ice age reference
Death: i want him dead
Life: nah lets keep him alive
Death: ......
Life: ......
Death: how about we make him almost died everytime?
Life: .......... Deal
This needs more likes 😂
Underrated
@@chelsepinckney1068 so true
😂😂😂
He has plot armor
please ban xSelakx9000 for using invincibility cheats tnx
lol.
*lol.*
you need the lämp
No its XxDaddySelakx42069xX
Dón't wôrry its dõne möth bōi. Ur welcøme.
He must use flex tape to prevent damage
*top*
Yes
Oliver Kirkland yeeet
THatS A LoT OF DaMAGe
FLEXXXX TAPE
"Call the ambulance"
"But not for me"
Moral of the story : *_”NEVER I MEAN NEVER EVER_* Travel with Selak.”
@@ItsMe7660 it's easy, just follow Selak haha, not that hard
Man his insurance rate tho.
Lol
I dont get this insurance thing. Pls explain.
@@TetaGama bcuz if u have insurance, everytime u will get on accident the company will give u money
Techkz so when you get in a accident your insurance pays part of it. The more you get in accidents the more insurance costs
Oh I get it now.
Selac should have been a UA-camr, do you know how much clickbait he could make
“The time I almost died”
“The second time I almost died”
“The last time I almost died”
“The last last time I almost died”
“ the final time I almost died”
But that clickbait was true
you forgot the title "The time I almost made people die from laughter"
The time I died
Last video "the time I died"
Actually that wouldn't even really be clickbait... He really did almost die...
*life has left the chat*
*death added life back to the chat*
*death has left the chat*
*life has added death back to the chat*
[Life has killed the chat]
Omg yes
...........
Yup
*_SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING_*
The Grim Reaper: Exists
Selak: *I'm about to end this mans whole career*
Epic Gamer selak
Well technically Death won but Silac gave it a run for its money
selak******
@@postfaceliftsaxo3728 Silac
@@MegaSiCotic hia name is selak!
I'm watching this and I'm just wondering where the movie based on his life is
I thought the same thing!
There's a few of them. They all mention going to a final destination or something...
Final destination
EXACTLY
I heard that Unbreakable (Bruce Willis) was in some way based on him, maybe is a rumour
Selak: On the Titanic
Titanic: Starts to sink
*yeets out uno reverse card*
**starts uno revese card collection**
Selak: *Starts to sink*
OMFG LOL
MoonRise Terminus How is that a wooosh
Wouldn’t he sink
*MISTAKE 100*
I can imagine hime in a plane and it is about to crash and he says " Not again!".
Fized YT Not again! Will me have a bad accident evrr again!
You spelt spelt him wrong
You that read wrong
You read that wrong to
You checked that that
You read that wrong
@@dipz6479 Unoriginal
Maulana Zakaria yeah I know I’m just really uncreative
@@dipz6479 You get 1 like for being honest.
I don't care if he lied, someone has to make a movie about this! I call Jim Carey as first option!
Release date?
i think he cant remeber cuz he is in his 80s
Final destination
@@GalaxyYeaYea he's 91, still alive and perfectly healthy and happy 😂
Paul Sorvino or Danny Devito would be a better fit for an elderly Selak looking back at his life.
mans put all his skillpoints in luck
Fallout be like
imagine what the insurance company thinks of him
*free money*
Mr. Plagued LMAO
My God
Lol
Insurance firms hate him!
*1 hp clutch*
Yes
Lol
Dank
Yr name lol
MLGbarbie69 steve punches him
KO
You: I wanna be famous
Life and death: ok
Also you: *falls out of plane falls out of train bus falls vehicle explodes 2 times bus hits him falls of a mountain*
Also you: woah woah woah I meant like money famous
Life and death: oh ok
Ahahahaa
That coversation is literally the summary of the vid
That's a tragic story
*Taxes: 250,000*
Thanos failed to snap him away
Jack
Death: First time .. Huh
Jack 🤣🤣🤣
After he snapped 4 times
Either he is respawning or just have cheats on
Why not both?
*when you use your infinite health cheat in gta san andreas*
hehe ill jump into cars
God mode
*cue Re: Zero music*
Yeah god mode on but the game's devs banned him finally
If the entire final destination franchise was a person
the movie was probably based on it
Hahaha what I was thinking
Death: **takes out Uno+4 Death card**
Selak: *Uno Reverse Card*
Death: •o•
So now death is dead
@@arobeplays6731 yea
*surprise pikachu noise*
But did he step on a Lego and survive?
I am luckiest man alive i stepped on a leggo box and survived ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PKTHUNDER102 -Roblox Mincraft and more! Dude. You are a god
Jayden Lamothe no
I stepped on a lego fell and landed on a another I had 15 broken bones *incase ur curios the bone part is a joke*
PKThunder, don't lie
Wow, dat moment when you fall out of a plane and you think "Damn, everyone is gonna survive except for me!" And a day later you hear that everyone else died and you are the only survivor.
Minecraft Vadder yeah, being a sperm cell sucks
So relatable 😂
*The death has made a mistake*
Sounds like Final Destination 6 to me.
Okay!
Makes sense
Yes lol
There isn't a 6th one......
@@tylerries1828 exactly
Death: Are you ready to die yet?
Guy: Well yes, but actually no.
Well no but actually no
Plot Twist:
*He Planned All Of That Accidents.*
Mass murderer
Ohh shit...Mr. Glass is back...
Your grammar is an accident.
High-risk insurance infringement.
(Won't gonna help at grammar train-wreck though)
@@mountainGOTE Why do you have to be such a dickhead about it
"A bus hit him while walking on a street" even WALKING isn't safe for him xD
This dude should just never move again
2 legged giraffe he might get hit by a meteor that way 😂
I wonder what version of cheat engine is he using
4.2
@@denno445 dude that's so outdated, we use 6.1
@@xanny650 Noob that was 1 hour ago. The real pros be using 8.9 right now. Smh
Johnny LeDoge version 8.9 is so outdated I'm using version 52.1 it has the new feature of letting you make your age whatever you want and i'm reliving my middle school years rn
@Will McClelland r/whoooosh
“Luckiest unlucky man in the world”
_IT HURTS ITSELF IN IN ITS CONFUSION_
Ok
"I won, but at what cost?"
I got it... he’s a cat
he has murphy's law.
Lolll
Lol
Minecraft Ranger
איתי סיטבון boo on you hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha
*Human cat discovered*
😂😂
Lol
@NoPersonalities G he won't die
Death: I’ll take this guy
Death:
Death:
Death: Ah screw it I’ll do it later
**Several years later**
Death: I’ll take him now
InternetInfantry he still alive
Lol
Death: damn butter fingers
that lucky guy: stay away from me
death: where is he now
What we learned is that:
*This dude doesn't know how to take care of his cars* 🤨
😂😂
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Or cars know how to “take care” of him
Space Man Well clearly they don’t know how to “take care” of him, they were 0-2
@@spaceman5089 funny!
1:50 see guys? Assasins creed was right!
never
NEVER
Lol
Zheng Quan Ikr
That is what I was thinking lol.
He took the biggest leap of faith in assasinsin's creed history
After seeing that im never gonna hide at hades on assasin creed
How the hell did survive all those if I see him I'd love to be his friend
and then he wins the lottery after.
@Theo Zier supposedly fake, still not enough evidence for or against it.
@@hdsporty609 he was an actual person look it up
ikr
@@jaronkemp9240 yes he may be real but all these incidents may not
It is not that he is unlucky he has a aura that kills everyone around him.
Conrad Barnes plot twist: he is death
That's where Qrow Branwen was inspired from
Plot twist he used hacks in real life!
Sounds like an amazing anime plot!
Damn
Death: *exists*
Selak: *Y E E T*
Satan: i think i'll take this one
God: no lol
Satan: stop it
God: lmao try it
Satan: COULD YOU STOP
God: getting salty? Lmao.
Its Your Boi Guy In The Black Hoodie bruhhhhh 😂😂😂
This deserve so much likes.
McDonalds: HEADSHOT NOOBS! McHeart Attack gets em every time
Are you a 5 year old
Its Your Boi Guy In The Black Hoodie hahaha
The developers gave him too much HP.
WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TO MUCH
Nah he got the Moderator Rank and abused it.
Lmao. He has infinite cheat codes
un-lucky.exe found
Zelak is too OP. Needs nerf
Is this man made out of nokia 3310's or what?
You mean Nokia 6. Nokia 6 is tougher than 3310.
LMAO
Those phones was the shit
Lmao
He is a Croat.
Death: It’s over time to
Selak: I decide when it’s over
Also Selak:"And I decided for a girlfriend,not gonna lie."😂
He was in creative mode.
Then in survival mode
CHEAT MODE ON
@@messyhowling9603 you dont know minecraft and its popular as fortnite
SaSR Coding & ReTrO Music ok then
Dude, ur making the assassin's job harder. Smh🙄
Planets Ahead10 underrated comment
Grammar police! You spelt assassin wrong. Welcome.
At this point the Assasin would be the one who would die...
@@nathaniel9806 Not grammar.
Nathaniel Koh
Grammar*
Death: *MISSION FAILED WE'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME...
2:46
The Infographics Show: He suffered minor burns
Me: HES ON FIRE
Shadrk like the Minecraft avatar:)
Zelak : why are you doing this to me god
God : it's just a prank bro
Edit: thnx for 200 likes
LMAOO
No bro ,youre to far it's not a prank
It's A Social Experiment😂
Your name makes me crave for shawarma
@@arcadicus_ezevius hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha
FataMazaya don’t you know a thing called a joke
*LIFE: Ladies and Gentlemen, I got him*
KHOA DANG VAN lol it’s we got him. You know why? Cuz life sent billions of vehicles to be like suicide bombers to him, yet they failed. So life got him technically with its vehicles.
Death: OH, A GAME? I WILL PLAY BLACK THEN. BUT IT IS KIND OF RIGGED SINCE ONLY CERTAINTY IS ME.
“Earth’s core overheats and implodes and causes nuclear plants to blow up causing humans to catch onto unknown viruses and terminal illnesses and fatal deaths
Selak : escapes with cuts and bruises
Lol
More like
Selak: Is magically ejected on a space rock to the international space station
Edit:With MINOR cuts and bruises
Sure the thing thats 6000 degrees fahrenheit will overheat smh dude cmon dude. The only thing that overheats is an hp laptop.
Death: I am here to collect you
Selak: *Uno reverse card*
Death: Woah there buddy! Take it easy I’m leaving!
Death plays athuret uno revers card
This is lame
Selak: surging with power!
*The luck of the Irish strikes again*
Had to been Irish somewhere in his family tree...
It’s Nagito
Lol how's Conor doing?
anonymous UK Oh haha so original ooh how did u ever come up with that one
Cuba!
Death: THAT'S A LOT OF DAMA -
...
Death: Nevermind used Flex Tape to fix himself...
Rapzer 2.0 🤣
1:42 - 1:49 assassins creed in a nutshell
Best comment
Gamers are everywhere 😂😂😂
He was the inspiration behind AC leap of faith
Yasssss
Lmao
Person: Survives a near death experience
Selak: First time?
He was only lucky because he used Skillshare
LMFAO
And Wix lol
Ahmid you should have used skillshare
Lol
He must either really love or really hate car insurance
Must*
@@mikemarks6136 oops
i bet he couldnt survive through listening to despactio
Weed Mario don’t make fun of the gospel 😂
That's a good point, it is so good in fact that now I am sad. Alexa play despacito 2.....
It actually sounds kind of fun being able to experience life after falling out of a plane and stuff like at a natural disaster I’d be so chill
idk if i could be chill knowing that walking outside could start a meteor shower
Until you actually experience how it is in person
@@danielacraciun9370 your name is perfect for that reply
How could it be nice to get a earthquake in the middle of your house!!??!?!
@@Magicul i know
A Series of Unfortunate Events lol
He's suffered more than those 3 young children
lol his situations were why worse than the baudelaires situations
Guys he’s not comparing how much he suffered to how much the Baudelaires suffered, he’s simply stating that this mans life, is quite literally, a series of unfortunate events.
This is basically me playing the sims
really? when i play sims i dont survive anyting
More like The World’s most skilled unsuccessful assassin.
Me: sees this guy in a train station with me
Also me: **chuckles** im in danger
I bet after the first few vehicle accidents he doesn't even look up from his phone anymore, be like "been here, done this"
He probably just saves his life like it's a daily routine
"Look up from his phone"
Wow, we're really fucked as a species.
Darn right!
. LOL
im sure he had a phone in the 70s
At that point if he got ran over he would've just been like :
*Been there done that*
This guy should be in the army
Ragnorok Tryhard he would kill the rest of he squadron
Sentient2x he'd kill the enemy too, so collateral damage xD
The Beldam yeah lol
Sentient2x lol ur right
One man army
I feel like this man was living a “Final Destination” life literally!
Definitely sounds that way!
my father had 4 close calls with death. he was born 2 months early and was believed to not survive (this was in the mid 60s), got into a fight in prison and almost bled out, survived a horrible car accident where his truck flipped over and was crushed, and he was inside his house during a hurricane and the roof collapsed on top of him. he’s still alive and is doing okay though lmao
i feel like hes gonna respawn anytime soon..
LMFAO
*drinks minecraft luck potion*
lmao
sweaty nerd
Read more
jokes on you it was a unlucky potion dyed green
*NO U*
People: You only live once
Selak: *Are you sure about that?*
God must be laughing his ass off.
But...God doesn't exist
Yep
His entire life was a Final Destination movie.
Yeah lmao
Nah he would've been dead by now 😂
he has plot armor
Goddamnit
My god 😂
He lost the plot armor when he won the lottery, he accomplished his goal
He is the main character of life
Underappreciated comment
Should have 100000 likes
wow, this is almost hard to believe. Falling out of a plane and landing on a haystack? Beyond amazing
He should have become a survival specialist
sam smith nice profile picture 👌👍
@@ItsKarl Well I appreciate the sarcasm....
sam smith llll ok
Luckn’t of the Irish
lmao
happy 1k subs i am one of them
Actually he has a lot of skill, not only luck.
Felipe 705 And you can get the same using Skillshare
@@CarlosCW14 haha lol
Dude he thrown away from plane,
Pilot: *sees this guy on the plane*
Pilot: *chuckles* I'm in danger
Luckiest man in the earth: survived all of this accidents
Aka unluckiest man on the earth:also got him self into all of those accidents
1st comment
You know what's scary
I live in Croatia too.
* airplane full of atomic bombs crashes *
@SUB2PEWDS you are doing your part my budha tell every person to sub to pewds
@Kristijan UTKOVIC Da naravno
I also live in Croatia lol
Hrvatska ❤️
Stan Lee made him
edit:
Wow, stan lee died a week after this.
:((((((((((
X Aviation sealak bad luck all round
You are the reason Stan Lee died.
@@bobbycoldcuts6168 Uhm, bro, how can I give someone pneumonia even before he relieved he had it?
think before you post mate
Your fault he died
RIP Stan Lee😔😔😖😖
Random guy: (rides with Selak)
(Vehicle catches fire)
*Chuckles* I'm in danger
Chuckles*
I don’t know if I should be jealous of his luck if it all starts with him always almost dying.
This is your luck now
👇
*gets 3 likes*
FootballTV Edition after I liked, my dog bit my eye 😂
@Llama412 are you okay? 😂
Oh and my luck
485
540 not bad
*Dead Pool and Wolverine have left the chat*
*deadpool and wolverine had a baby*
Death: hmmmm well lets get him early
Life : no it’s illegal
Death: I’m still taking him
Life: stop!
Him: almost dies but don’t
Death: ಠ_ಠ
Murphy's law and luck had a child. His name was Frane Selak.
God : how is he not dead yet?!.
Death: *god damn it I jinxed it again*
Ezio: I did the highest leap of faith
Edward: No, I did!
Selak: Hold my haystacks.