Bovine University | Chapo Trap House | Episode 574 FULL
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- Опубліковано 8 лис 2021
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We spend the top half of the show talking about new satanic panics and everyone in this country suffering from self-inflicted Havana Syndrome. Then some lighter stuff, like Joe Biden shidding and farding on European royalty, and Bari Weiss’s new University of Forbidden Knowledge.
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Barney will forever be a classic Felix bit. Felix has undone the Barney damage that Anti-Barney humor has caused. Wiki that shit, he helped a kid in a vegetative state!
Can't wait to enroll in my Defense Against Progressive Arts course
I’m an expert in demonology and phrenology and I can’t wait to teach here
I suddenly don't feel as shitty about trying to earn an engineering degree in my 30s
I've heard a lot of good "bits" from Chapo over the years but Barney and Elmo satanism has gotta be in the running for the best lmao
I swear to god i thought Felix said militaires sans frontieres
Did you hear about the cop who had a nightmare about fentanyl and died in his sleep?
How do they know what he dreamed about?
The increasing galvanization of liberal and conservative neuroses is pretty spot-on. We used to use the metaphor and terms of left and right "wings", but the core of the Democrat and Republican establishment base is less like two wings on opposite sides of the same bird, and more like two feathers on the same (right) wing, representing an ever-decreasing number of actual people in the country.
Edit: Also, the bit about how reactionary conservatives now are trying to hermetically seal the discourse so that the politically correct view of American history is 50 years behind the curve is the perfect, final "fuck you" from the Boomer generation.
They received a once-in-a-millennium post-war economic boom coupled with one of the most extensive social welfare programs in the history of the West, essentially giving them, as a collective group, the world on a silver platter. And they repaid the society that enabled that unprecedented quality of life by systematically dismantling it due to a combination of not wanting to pay the tax cost, and not wanting people of color to enjoy any of the same comforts they were given. They expanded consumerism and resource consumption to levels so immense that 90% of us are going to die from climate catastrophe in the next 25 years and they're still hungry for more consumer products.
And their hatred of stuff like CRT is just an extension of their unwillingness to accept any of the actual hardships or downsides of life, like paying taxes because you live in a society that's filled of other people and their lives matter just as much as yours does. Not content with successfully avoiding paying their fair share for a decent society, they want to avoid the inevitable fade into irrelevance that comes with getting old. They would rather burn the world, keep politics and culture on their terms right until the clock runs out, and happily condemn all of human life to extinction, as long as they get to hold onto the reins until it all ends.
@@kingofsting19 IT IS one last 'fuck you!' from the Boomers, what disgraceful generation!
@@kingofsting19 the Boomer generation grew up knowing they were the masters of destiny and that they will never see the end of the empire. And now that the empire can no longer stand, they want to destroy everything to ensure the end comes on their terms
Fucking animals.
I see people express this constantly but it wouldn't be more wrong. Our representatives are a perfect microcosm of the people they represent. Like yeah their votes are all determined by lobbyists but that's even more perfect imo. America deserves nothing more than this slow death.
We were going to get accreditation, but then we got high.
Time for me to tell everyone about "Hellfire Academy", the X-Men story where the gang of millionaire sociopaths who make the giant purple murder robots kidnapped superhuman kids and try to train them up as X-Men-hating costumed villains, so that the police will want to buy their giant purple murder robots,
except their campus was actually cool,
and the school did produced something
Joe Biden farted in front of Camilla? More like the House of Breakwindsor
Can't wait for the take on the Marilyn Manson/Kanye/Bieber prayer summit
I was the person with the SF Loves Barney sign. I fucked up, he caught me slipping
Finally, a place for Charlie Kirk to go to college
😂😂😂
when i grow up i'm going to bovine university
If its good enough for Alex Jones its good enough for Bari Weiss
All time great episode
15:25
I'm going to have to disagree. Modern culture war began with Nixon's southern strategy. I guess you could argue that Nixon was to some degree a neoliberal, but I'm not sure if that's what the Christ *man* means.
Civil rights also culminated in neolib victory, where the reward for getting beaten and lynched was the equal opportunity to get college debt, shop, and drinking out of water fountains. No housing commitment, no wealth redistribution, nothing that actually altered the power dynamic. It was left to the markets and "meritocracy."
Similar to reconstruction after the Civil War. Seems like history rhymes a lot.
I can't wait to be accepted to Legion of Doom University.
It was me. I'm in Houston. I pricked the pricks.
Big Bird has face tattoos and is addicted to heroin
You might like Eric Feuer's "bog bird" skit on the "characterswelcome" UA-cam channel. It's basically this.
@@stevem.o.1185 I checked it out and I was rolling. I look like a bird that lays meth eggs. 🤣
Thanks Matt for the shoutout to Bumpershoot. I remember it in the 80s, and I think I saw people with those sandwich boards next to the Lyndon La Rouche table.
Thank you, thank you
I'm always impressed how they can have a conversation like the one at the end without bursting out laughing
I was kind of dozing off listening to the epilogue breakdown and it occurred to me that I have an illustrated book about Dinosaurs with the childish scrawl "Howard Levey" inside the front cover. 🤘
Boomers do be enrolling in their kids college, ringer the dive team meet and execute a triple lindy for the W...
45:13 made me think of David Spade's character Rand in 'PCU' (1994) lmfao!
chapo let’s go
Can someone tell me which actual people they're talking about?
Damn, they didn't even get to the based Attack on Titan post.
I guess Felix isn't the biggest Travis Scott fan, he didn't defend him when Matt called him a McDonalds rapper.
He literally worked for McDonald's, it wasn't a judgement of his skill as a rapper it's actually true
"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University."
Political cause organized by "moms". 27:57 - 28:25
So the church of Satan is full of Kevin d Williamson clones?
Jesus Morning Star
think bout it
Mr House, please look into intellectual property because adjustments to bourgeois liberal democracy and it's structure of rules will actually solve the class conflict if only you did an episode about it
22:55
Wtf? How does Will know about pilots saying Let's go Brandon? Will riding upfront in the corporate Chapo jet? Have they been doing it during announcements on Southwest or something? Ah yes, how did I guess. What's annoying about it is boomers drive every joke into the earth. Imagine that guy saying only that like the worst pokemon for hours.
They have intercoms, what..?
First!
oh, dammit.
ForceTheVote was correct AF
Agreed, but only because 90% of politics is performative anyways. Overlord Pelosi was never in danger of losing her crown.
It was wrong for thinking that caring about congress bullshit is worthwhile
@@dameongeppetto yep, she's got the fucking Tweet Squad right under her thumb. Glad I supported FTV, because it was us that revealed it
@DPRK-pop fan I knew that the democratic party was against me, but I didn't think the Squad was under their control until FTV. Boutique socialist podcast Cucko Twat House and their "revolutionary" fans are trying to pretend that they knew all along, and they're all FULL OF SHIT
@DPRK-pop fan wow, what a dialectical comment! Thanks for taking the time to post it. Nice of you to take a break from reading one of the 100,000 tedious books that Korl Morx wrote
This analysis leaves out the main catalyst of right wing ideology. RELIGION. The traditional counter-balance of "good-works" Christian liberalism all went atheist and the wingnuts have filled the void.
Very few of them use religion beyond a justification for them being the special snowflake in the world, neoliberalism is the dominant ideology without question
Felix too often makes uninformed exaggerations and expresses them with certainty. When WIll mentioned Matt Bruenig looking up the UATX address and finding "just a house" Felix says they found the cheapest house on Zillow. The stately house at 2112 Rio Grande is $2.6 million. It is the impressive building you would expect of a successful private law office, or a university president. UATX still won't be anything, of course, but don't spread misinformation. There is nothing cheap about that building.
Mansions in Texas are made of plywood and sheet rock, just like all the other houses. So it may not be inexpensive, but it is a cheap house.
Hey guys you’d like the DrugCultGang podcast much better
Lame.
Chapo trap house
Nah
You have failed at ambush marketing.
No