The Wonder Twins | Chapo Trap House | Episode 576 FULL

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  • @SchlockGoblin
    @SchlockGoblin 3 роки тому +28

    pete making chasten give up being a middle school drama teacher to be unemployed in DC is easily his greatest crime

    • @Fluxquark
      @Fluxquark 3 роки тому +3

      Counterpoint: The major Pete dance

    • @laughingoctopus6550
      @laughingoctopus6550 Рік тому +1

      Counter counter point: literally ethnic cleaning black neighborhoods as mayor was pretty cringe

  • @DimiShimi
    @DimiShimi 3 роки тому +11

    24 minutes in, I realized that presidential elections have more in common with fashion pageants than any classical idea of democracy.

  • @lennono88
    @lennono88 2 роки тому +9

    He says "I love pivot tables", not dinner tables. Which is a function you can do on Excel, so it's kinda worse

  • @matttriano
    @matttriano 3 роки тому +5

    FYI Chauncey Gardner is main character's name in BEING THERE

  • @diegowushu
    @diegowushu 3 роки тому +17

    I don't care who Pete or Kamala are or do but I still listened to it all because my life is just that empty.

  • @PR0MAN01
    @PR0MAN01 3 роки тому +7

    I hope your right about the documentarians understanding the task they were given. Because then it could be a brilliant documentary about how the liberal media manufacters candidates.

  • @SchlockGoblin
    @SchlockGoblin 3 роки тому +6

    the difference between obama and pete is that obama at least pretended to have ideas and beliefs and thoughts before taking office, pete decided that what got obama elected the first time around was retroactively the way he acted in office

  • @justcommenting4981
    @justcommenting4981 3 роки тому +6

    49:32
    Get in the fucking robot Chasten!

  • @QuinnShiHuangDi
    @QuinnShiHuangDi 3 роки тому +3

    all timer. Felix is back on the board after the Pritzker and Adams riff

  • @debrasue2793
    @debrasue2793 3 роки тому +4

    chasten would have been the real dark horse candidate of 2020

  • @friendoftheshow8117
    @friendoftheshow8117 3 роки тому +6

    I have a good feeling about this one

  • @Bpinator
    @Bpinator 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you Felix

  • @kingofsting19
    @kingofsting19 3 роки тому +13

    I get the bragging rights of having been vindicated that Pete was never going to be a threat, which I mostly attributed to being from Indiana, having been to South Bend multiple times for Notre Dame football, and not having heard a single thing about Pete until he was fronted for the primary. Mike Pence is so dry he makes Ben Stein look like Goldust and he was still vastly more talked about, *and adept at speaking to a crowd,* than Pete is.
    That said, it's a hollow victory for which I can take no lap, because the single strongest emotion I've had about Mayor Butt, which has remained unchanged to this day, is just sheer anger at the fact that he was just blatantly forced onto the national stage without the slightest patina of an excuse for why he should be seen as anything other than a glorified intern. Him being in the primary and talked about as a potential front runner, let alone someone who could've beaten Donald Trump, would be like if you were playing Pokemon, caught a random Rattata in the tall grass, fed him enough rare candy to get to level 30, and then said: "I think he's ready to take on the Elite Four."
    Edit: Also, I'm glad I'm not the only one who just felt terrible for Chasten. I sympathize being a queer person and lifelong Hoosier. Honestly, this movie does have one weirdly specific kind of gay representation, in that 90% of gay people in the Midwest act completely identical to how straight suburban liberals do. I've met so many gay families from all over the Midwest, and unless they were just straight up leftists, the most uniquely gay thing about them was being *really* into Christmas decorations.

    • @Fuwuzworsh
      @Fuwuzworsh 3 роки тому

      Not a threat yeah yeah, what happens when it’s him verses Trump, and everyone says you eat babies if you don’t vote for him? Yeah…that’s happening

  • @0The_Farlander0
    @0The_Farlander0 7 місяців тому +1

    Pete is not a person. He's the purest manifestation of the philosophical zombie concept. He isn't alive, he's not a real human being, but every impulse that comes from whatever exists behind his eyes puts forth the illusion of a normal, functional human being. If you bisected him, he'd be layer upon layer of dermis all the way down. He'd scream, because that's what a human would do in that scenario, but it wouldn't mean anything. He wouldn't be feeling any pain, just behaving like a being that does.

  • @BiancaTallarico
    @BiancaTallarico 3 роки тому +4

    Guys don't go to Buffalo just go a little north of Buffalo to Niagara. It's more convenient when you want to take a barrel over the falls when all hope is lost.

  • @David-tl6ix
    @David-tl6ix Рік тому +2

    1:02:31 lol @ Matt referring to Martin from the Simpsons by his full name

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 3 роки тому +6

    Felix you sick unfiltered fuck I love ya

  • @unspeakablescourge
    @unspeakablescourge 3 роки тому +7

    Liz needs to send Pete out into nature with some psychedelics to become a person. Currently if Pete were to take off his mask there is no face underneath.

    • @monsignorerasmus.6441
      @monsignorerasmus.6441 2 роки тому

      He would go on a nonstop killing fest and would finally be apprehended covered in blood trying to summon Yog Soggoth

  • @sinitassu
    @sinitassu 3 роки тому +3

    Joe's black shirts would be Joe's Bland Shorts

  • @azure5644
    @azure5644 3 роки тому +1

    That opening bit from Felix is oddly specific

  • @harperna3938
    @harperna3938 3 роки тому +11

    it's a stale observation, but pete really is just the iowan patrick bateman: a gay man whose soul has been eaten inside-out by senseless, unfettered aspiration.

  • @brendancostello9777
    @brendancostello9777 3 роки тому +2

    "You're giving them all straight lines..." Doesn't the Alan Alda character in *Crimes and Misdemeanors* say something like that? (Part of his speech where he explains that *Oedipus* is really a tragedy....)

  • @johnanderson8714
    @johnanderson8714 3 роки тому +3

    Here in BFLO waiting boys...

  • @cablehogue599
    @cablehogue599 3 роки тому +5

    Saddest date night ever 🍧

  • @ThatsWhatUCallClass
    @ThatsWhatUCallClass 3 роки тому +4

    Lol now I know I'm watching too much Chapo because I am now actually starting to co Vince myself an Adams-Pritzker ticket would dominate the national elections

  • @GrinninPig
    @GrinninPig 3 роки тому +11

    I mean, in all seriousness, all things come to an end.. even the sun will burn out eventually. I hate to see our species destroy itself and all around it, it kills me that we will ruin our planet for ourselves and countless other lifeforms. But it is going to end one day, regardless of how hard we try, and I think I'm finally coming to terms with that. Even find it a bit comforting.

    • @debrasue2793
      @debrasue2793 3 роки тому +9

      wait, you mean to tell me that we **can't** just infinite growth our way out of heat death???

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 Рік тому

      We have a billion yrs yet before the sun makes the switch from fusing hydrogen to helium and expands to swallow the earth, my dude. No need going into that good night just yet.

  • @BlaissezFaire9940
    @BlaissezFaire9940 3 роки тому +2

    Swagless is the name of my new mixtape..the boys are back in town
    Lmao can we get chasten on the podcast so we can sus this out

  • @kurks001
    @kurks001 3 роки тому +2

    Here for grey duvet December

  • @bgiv2010
    @bgiv2010 3 роки тому +3

    Isn't the "Third Coast"... The Gulf Coast?

  • @Backinblackbunny009
    @Backinblackbunny009 Рік тому

    I told mayo peet to do his job and wal k in front of a train. He did the blank robot face.

  • @ryancooper118
    @ryancooper118 3 роки тому +1

    Pete was one of the front runners because he's basically the opposite of Trump. It's also why he didn't win, because you need to at least have *some* charisma.

  • @Inivican
    @Inivican 3 роки тому

    38:24 - 38:30 ??
    I am confused

  • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
    @KarmaPaym3ntPlan Рік тому

    38:25

  • @z4chs774
    @z4chs774 3 роки тому

    I’m from less then an hour away from south bend this whole area of the country is not able to be saved Indiana is on fire and not like how California is

  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo 3 роки тому +3

    Kamala is based idk what you guys are on about.

  • @justcommenting4981
    @justcommenting4981 3 роки тому +3

    Algorithm

  • @mazurbeem
    @mazurbeem 3 роки тому +3

    idk guys

  • @Joebethere7
    @Joebethere7 3 роки тому +1

    Buffalo is the second greatest city in New York State. Great food, architecture, parks, sports and the people are friendly and helpful

  • @zainmudassir2964
    @zainmudassir2964 3 роки тому +5

    Hi bring back Virgil

    • @BlaissezFaire9940
      @BlaissezFaire9940 3 роки тому +1

      Do miss his grounded takes

    • @Kradiancy
      @Kradiancy 3 роки тому +5

      Virgil got cancelled, he's gonzo.

    • @tonycampbell1424
      @tonycampbell1424 3 роки тому +1

      @@Kradiancy
      Why? I heard nothing about it, just that it was a thing that happened.

    • @Kradiancy
      @Kradiancy 3 роки тому +1

      @@tonycampbell1424 Allegedly sexting/facetiming with an underage girl a few years back, who came out on twitter about it. I don't know what the verdict is from other Chapo members but he's been silent online for months AFAIK.

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 3 роки тому +2

      He's Chapo's first libertarian

  • @philesq9595
    @philesq9595 3 роки тому +1

    Low energy. Sad.