Wisdom of Coach Sauers

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  • @codyxvasco592
    @codyxvasco592 2 роки тому +1959

    "You cost me state!"
    "I GOT you to state."
    Careful Hank, salt tablets don't treat burns.

    • @cameronoverton5717
      @cameronoverton5717 2 роки тому +77

      Unless I’m wrong, it was mostly bill that got them to state. Hank woulda been tackled if it wasn’t for him

    • @ChillandQuill
      @ChillandQuill 2 роки тому +31

      @@cameronoverton5717 i was pretty sure bill was a running back. he held the arlen record for rushing yards, or something like that, theres an entire episode on it.

    • @brokensoul8390
      @brokensoul8390 2 роки тому +22

      @@ChillandQuill Bill was actually offensive lineman

    • @kenm2709
      @kenm2709 2 роки тому +22

      @@brokensoul8390 yeep and hank was the running back and boomhauer was the quarter back

    • @CMontgomeryBurns09
      @CMontgomeryBurns09 2 роки тому +2

      @@ChillandQuill I thought Bill was the fullback and Hank was the tailback.

  • @13thvarebel16
    @13thvarebel16 2 роки тому +784

    "Coach, I've developed gout from excessively high sodium!"
    "TAKE A SALT TABLET."

  • @piccoloxnailxkami3617
    @piccoloxnailxkami3617 6 років тому +2759

    Imagine if him and Cotton got into a fight.

    • @metroidfannumber1234
      @metroidfannumber1234 6 років тому +440

      I'm sure they would be best friends

    • @piccoloxnailxkami3617
      @piccoloxnailxkami3617 6 років тому +328

      You know what now that I think about it, they both like to torment Hank and are both borderline psychotic so you're probably right.

    • @alicegraham1571
      @alicegraham1571 6 років тому +472

      Cotton: I lost my shins!
      Coach: Take a salt tablet.

    • @frenchfriedrenaissancebaby6140
      @frenchfriedrenaissancebaby6140 5 років тому +201

      @J When Cotton took over the military academy, he made Bobby eat garbage, sit on a block of ice and threw him in the hole for 3 days.
      On the other hand, if he saw Sauers chase Bobby with a car, he'd probably bite his windpipe in half or strangle him with dental floss.

    • @DavidMartin-ud9gs
      @DavidMartin-ud9gs 5 років тому +82

      Cotton also mocked hank for his ankles going out too I think. They'd get along good

  • @nerrawina
    @nerrawina 12 років тому +3507

    Player: "Coach, I just learned I'm HIV positive."
    Coach Sauers: "Take a salt tablet."

    • @cubzrulz
      @cubzrulz 6 років тому +27

      Damn beat me too it.

    • @jh6025
      @jh6025 5 років тому +20

      I've read a lot of great stuff and the comment section. This is the GOAT.

    • @thevampirecielphantomhive2342
      @thevampirecielphantomhive2342 4 роки тому +4

      Damn

    • @mexicanlivesmatter6266
      @mexicanlivesmatter6266 2 роки тому +28

      player Coach I need an ambulance I just got shot in the stomach
      Coach take a salt tablet

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 2 роки тому +9

      Coach I have a sodium deficiency
      I'm not doctor you pansy

  • @Backyardmech1
    @Backyardmech1 5 років тому +368

    “Hey butterball. Drag the body back.” 😂 Coach wasn’t going to let the kid get away that easy.

  • @cdeluna2
    @cdeluna2 4 роки тому +482

    He called Bobby Butterball. That had me cracking up every time he said it 😂

  • @jayjayson9613
    @jayjayson9613 2 роки тому +281

    You cut out one of the best parts! When he sees Hank and his friends after so long, the exchange is hilarious. "Gribble....noones killed you yet"

    • @claymathewselevator8121
      @claymathewselevator8121 Рік тому +21

      I love that he’s actually surprised 😂

    • @dusk9427
      @dusk9427 Рік тому +3

      Lol yeah and how hurt Dale looked from that

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 6 місяців тому +2

      "Dauterive...my God man what happened?"

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 3 місяці тому

      They also out of sequenced the cooler knockout bit and cut off the knock out.

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 3 місяці тому

      @@dusk9427 It's more of a complement for him though, he's so effective at the sh-sh-shaw that he's managed to evade all would be government assassins.

  • @bluesnake4626
    @bluesnake4626 2 роки тому +300

    That bit with the kid going straight to the soccer team is gold

    • @cryptojare8295
      @cryptojare8295 2 роки тому +5

      I agree 😂

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 2 роки тому +13

      @@cryptojare8295
      Any more of you ladies want to join him? Anyone else? Any more? All right that’s enough

    • @orfeo793
      @orfeo793 2 роки тому +16

      @@joscar062 *domes the last kid with a football* fuck man, I miss this show

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Рік тому +9

      ​@@orfeo793 Hey Butterball, drag the body back.

    • @softwalkz
      @softwalkz Рік тому +1

      Well, you could say from the color of the soccer team that the kids are "Looking for Gold." Lol

  • @chetmanley610
    @chetmanley610 4 роки тому +566

    Coach Sauers sounds like the guy Hank met in anger management who died of a stroke barking at Dale.

    • @marcusgray6501
      @marcusgray6501 3 роки тому +50

      It’s the same actor Phil Hendrie he was also in this is 40 he was the guy that opened the door when Paul Rudd was 🚴 bikeriding and said imma need your name and number For a visual perspective

    • @byronsenior6499
      @byronsenior6499 2 роки тому +1

      Sounded like Stephen Root.

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues 2 роки тому +4

      @@byronsenior6499 it’s Phil Hendrie

    • @diablo666541
      @diablo666541 2 роки тому +1

      It same voice actor

    • @kalvin187douglas
      @kalvin187douglas 2 роки тому +2

      Makes me think he has ambitious and rebellious ideals he likes to see in people and that’s that too hard.

  • @Seitanic_panic
    @Seitanic_panic 7 років тому +697

    How are we going to win State if we don't get to State? Now get out there and get me to State!

  • @Shatamx
    @Shatamx 5 років тому +342

    Coach chasing the kids in his car literally is still one of the hardest time I laughed at any show.

    • @michaelbread5906
      @michaelbread5906 3 місяці тому +1

      My coach would have us run outside the school, and would be shouting out the window of his car. "Run day is fun day!"

  • @YaowBucketHEAD
    @YaowBucketHEAD 2 роки тому +174

    02:23, "It's the collating, that's where they screw ya."
    Something about a incredibly serious person go off topic for a second always makes me chuckle.

  • @user0-c5v
    @user0-c5v 2 роки тому +368

    I had a coach like this in high school. Old school, hard nosed, chain smoking biker, but you could always tell he loved his players to death.

  • @beeziebubs2756
    @beeziebubs2756 Рік тому +291

    My favorite moments in King of the Hill were always when the writers looked the audience dead in the face and said, “The old ways aren’t always the best ways.”

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane Рік тому +60

      Using Hank's realization really drives those points home. If someone as old-school as him can come around then anyone should.

    • @ThePa1riot
      @ThePa1riot Рік тому +33

      I don’t think that was the point in the episode.
      I think it’s more like this guy may have been something in his heyday but the years haven’t been kind to him so when asked to relive his glory days he brings all the pain and humiliation he’s been through (or think he’s been through) out on his old job and new kids.
      Evidence: When he’s trying to run over the kids with his car he goes on some tangent about shoes and how the kids who wear them don’t care about him. It’s one line, but it tells you everything you need to know about this guy.

    • @JovanaSanchez000
      @JovanaSanchez000 Рік тому +15

      ​@@ThePa1riotThat still ties into the original point of the first post.

    • @beeziebubs2756
      @beeziebubs2756 Рік тому

      @@Travis12861Girl cock really lives in your mind rent free, huh

    • @ladyofthesith1943
      @ladyofthesith1943 Рік тому +1

      ​@DocileHillbilly Wow you're the real cream of the crop ain't ya.

  • @aoinatafanboy84
    @aoinatafanboy84 13 років тому +380

    Notice how coach Sauers has an almost geometrically perfect square head.

    • @houragents5490
      @houragents5490 6 років тому +39

      What a chad

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 5 років тому +7

      It's the haircut

    • @HouseOfSpheres
      @HouseOfSpheres 4 роки тому +36

      He’s got a haircut you could set your watch to.

    • @aoinatafanboy84
      @aoinatafanboy84 3 роки тому +6

      @Steve the Pirate its almost been 10 years lol. If someone was gonna comment they had the time

    • @aoinatafanboy84
      @aoinatafanboy84 3 роки тому +1

      @Steve the Pirate I really dont know why I said it. I think its because it reminded me of The Simpsons

  • @jasjfl
    @jasjfl 6 років тому +387

    Damn you left out my favorite part: "Do the helmet test!... The helmet test! Put on a helmet and run into that brick wall!".

    • @willmartin6052
      @willmartin6052 6 років тому +72

      Player: But Coach that's been proven to give you CTE.
      Coach: Why you precious little candy ass!

    • @larryjester
      @larryjester 2 роки тому +8

      The best part was "I think you hurt him. Hit him again to make sure" when Hank hits Sauers while he's trying to run down the players with his car.

    • @hitfasthithard
      @hitfasthithard Рік тому +5

      "So I can get headaches like my mom??"

  • @Hercules674
    @Hercules674 2 роки тому +37

    “You precious little candy-ass” this has me dying

  • @kristinbecerra4694
    @kristinbecerra4694 7 років тому +702

    ME: Coach I just found out I have cancer
    COUACH : take ah salt tablet

  • @angrypredator2704
    @angrypredator2704 7 років тому +716

    This is why they don't let R. Lee Ermey coach anymore

    • @vonVince
      @vonVince 7 років тому +90

      Oh, man - he should have totally been the voice actor of this character.

    • @namemcnamerton4249
      @namemcnamerton4249 6 років тому +40

      Rip

    • @ericfrazier6059
      @ericfrazier6059 6 років тому +18

      That's Phil Hendrie the voice of coach Sauers.

    • @distilt1238
      @distilt1238 6 років тому +26

      Get your fat ass over there, Hill! Oh that's right, Hill, DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING EFFORT TO GET ACROSS THE FIELD!! IF GOD WANTED YOU UP THERE, HE WOULD HAVE MIRACLED YOUR ASS OVER THERE, WOULDN'T HE?

    • @gilbertotoledo1421
      @gilbertotoledo1421 6 років тому +9

      @@vonVince definitely a missed opportunity.

  • @chefcook09
    @chefcook09 7 років тому +81

    0:40 thank you sir

  • @MissSweetKisses1313
    @MissSweetKisses1313 3 роки тому +106

    Player : " I'm pregnant "
    Coach Sauers : " Take a salt tablet "

    • @bluecanine3374
      @bluecanine3374 2 роки тому +1

      Hey, she's got a bun in the oven. Needs a salt tablet for both of them

    • @stegotyranno4206
      @stegotyranno4206 Рік тому +5

      is this some sort of a science fiction deal

  • @joshuaolsoncook
    @joshuaolsoncook 6 років тому +218

    Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good...
    Take a salt tablet!

  • @crazygenz2854
    @crazygenz2854 2 роки тому +26

    "hey Butterball go drag the body back" 🤣
    "Take a salt tablet"

  • @aawallace98
    @aawallace98 Рік тому +13

    the delivery of "you precious little candy ass" will always make me laugh

  • @DoritoMcDew
    @DoritoMcDew 7 років тому +361

    WHY, YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE CANDY ASS.

    • @TheViralPulse
      @TheViralPulse 6 років тому +9

      And your teeny tiny little ankle bones snapped in the finals...AND YOU COST ME STATE!

    • @asparagusmelontoast
      @asparagusmelontoast 6 років тому +1

      Read this as he said

  • @TheRagnarokknight
    @TheRagnarokknight Рік тому +8

    "Hey, butter ball. Drag the body back." XD haha! That one had me dying. Lol!

  • @redstormin1
    @redstormin1 13 років тому +44

    "im gonna chew ya up, spit ya out, take a big dump on top of that" LoL

  • @xrustynailsx
    @xrustynailsx 6 років тому +1772

    What is this "He/She", Some kind of science fiction deal?

    • @SnowBunneh
      @SnowBunneh 6 років тому +73

      A gender binary created by social norms from religion and culture.
      :3 Also I am a furry and have a Tumblr

    • @Icantpickaname12
      @Icantpickaname12 6 років тому +284

      The two only genders.

    • @thatkidsavage_1154
      @thatkidsavage_1154 6 років тому +76

      2018 in a nutshell

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 6 років тому +35

      Snow Bunneh my eyes, MY EYYYYYES

    • @rileycoyote4924
      @rileycoyote4924 6 років тому +8

      I'm the he/she, and I'll kick your ass if you call me a snowflake.

  • @markmiller3178
    @markmiller3178 2 роки тому +24

    A real football coach!

  • @codyxvasco592
    @codyxvasco592 2 роки тому +200

    My coach (that won me state ;3 ) was the literal opposite of this man. Assertive but not aggressive. Prioritizing safety. Simply supplying instructions and corrections to be made. That was all that was required. No screaming. No scare tactics. I could never be motivated by that.
    Made it gently to state and I got first place. (Massachusettes. 2009, level was unimportant)
    A lot of other gymnasts would have angry yelling coaches at competition. I did not envy that.

    • @mikehatfield1531
      @mikehatfield1531 2 роки тому +13

      Now Everybody wins. Everybody gets a trophy . Nobody gets their feelings hurt.

    • @fantaslurp
      @fantaslurp 2 роки тому +21

      @@mikehatfield1531 like when

    • @mrjooxmanallah
      @mrjooxmanallah 2 роки тому +8

      gymnast? WTF?

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 2 роки тому +13

      this guy just compared winning state 'Massachusetts' with winning state
      'some place that matters for football'

    • @nathanmorales9039
      @nathanmorales9039 2 роки тому +8

      Massachusetts plays FOOTBALL. Like REAL FOOTBALL. With pads or flags???
      I played football in TEXAS 5A division 1. Basically college ball. Played against brees and peterson my cousin played with preist holmes. Yup we went to state and lost by 1. 2001 Taft RAIDERS. Good Times.

  • @kaneweast7857
    @kaneweast7857 6 років тому +33

    My HS coach was EXACTLY like this!

  • @deadeye851
    @deadeye851 2 роки тому +338

    When I was in school there was a math teacher like this guy. No matter where you were in the school you can hear him screaming his head off. Teachers would constantly have to close their doors to try to muffle the sound.
    I eventually had him for study hall for 3 months at the end of the year for my last class of the day.
    The first day someone walked in as the late bell rang because he couldn't find the place and the teacher cussed him out screaming at the top of his lungs, threw his stuff across the room, told him to get out of his classroom and threw a desk at him as he was leaving.

    • @EddyQTooReal
      @EddyQTooReal 2 роки тому +2

      Man’s a demon

    • @martinsandoval9380
      @martinsandoval9380 2 роки тому +57

      Wow nobody ever reported that guy?

    • @deadeye851
      @deadeye851 2 роки тому +3

      @@martinsandoval9380 I don't know, I didn't. Everyone knew about him in one way or another. I guess I kinda just hoped he'd die or something. :s
      (I'm a bad person.)

    • @gageniedert4344
      @gageniedert4344 2 роки тому +10

      @@deadeye851 damn

    • @danieltramp7432
      @danieltramp7432 2 роки тому +35

      r/thathappened

  • @ashleigh21
    @ashleigh21 7 років тому +27

    "Why you precious little candy ass"

    • @beastmiester
      @beastmiester 6 років тому +2

      Ashleigh girl in your pic is hot

  • @ElJefeDeTexas
    @ElJefeDeTexas 5 років тому +50

    "I quit"
    *7 seconds later*
    *gets job back* "Thank you sir!"

  • @connormclernon26
    @connormclernon26 6 років тому +72

    1:31 correct reaction to being told it’s your fault the team lost when you carried the team to the position they got to.

    • @Mourtzouphlos240
      @Mourtzouphlos240 2 роки тому +4

      That’s how Marty always spoke about Byner.

    • @Randy-ry9ss
      @Randy-ry9ss 2 роки тому +1

      Bill Buckner agrees with your comment.

  • @brianhnatiak7134
    @brianhnatiak7134 5 років тому +132

    "The leprechaun floating in the air behind you is telling me to burn things, coach."
    "Take a salt tablet."

  • @Melissa0774
    @Melissa0774 7 років тому +884

    I used to live in Texas when I was a kid and believe it or not, I used to have a P.E teacher in kindergarten who was like this guy. This is a certain Texas high school football coach stereotype he fit so perfectly. This is true to life. I remember thinking to myself, even at age 5, "I wonder if this guy used to be some big shot high school football coach or something and now he's mad because he's stuck having to teach a bunch of kindergarteners?" He was sexist and everything! This montage from King of the Hill was pretty much exactly what I pictured in my mind when I thought about what the deal was with that teacher, even though the show wouldn't exist for another 7 years! I always wondered if there was a specific person/people that Mike Judge knew, that gave him the idea for Coach Sours, Coach Kleehamer, and Mr. Buzzcutt on Beavis and Butthead. If I ever get the chance to meet him, I'd love to ask him that. Btw, in case you were wondering, they guy's name was Coach Queen, or McQueen, or McLean. I don't remember exactly. He worked at Lake Dallas Primary School in Lake Dallas Tx in 1991.

    • @EmmyV2002
      @EmmyV2002 6 років тому +16

      Melissa0774 I live in Texas, but the coaches in my schools aren't like that.

    • @Melissa0774
      @Melissa0774 6 років тому +80

      This was back in 1991 in Lake Dallas Texas. I think that's one of the areas Mike Judge said he got some of the inspiration for this show from. I think his name was Coach Queen or McQueen or something like that. He used to scare the crap out of me, lol. He made us call him coach, not Mr, even though we were only in kindergarten. The Coach Sours and Coach Kleehamer characters could both totally be based on him. Even when I was five, I remember thinking, "I wonder if he used to be like a big time football coach and it was part of his identity but now he's mad because now he's stuck having to teach elementary school, or something?" I doubt if that's actually the case, but he did give off that impression. He was sexist like Kleehamer too. Imagine a guy like that teaching 5 year-olds! I did say it is a stereotype, though. Of course not every PE teacher in Texas is like that. It amazed me how much this guy really was though, years later when I first saw these shows.

    • @Whocareslol
      @Whocareslol 6 років тому +9

      Chad Joplin you aren't a woman..

    • @Arz2003
      @Arz2003 6 років тому +6

      I believe your post is true because of the Friday Night Lights movie and hearing from someone that they take football seriously over in Texas

    • @Reduxalicious
      @Reduxalicious 6 років тому +5

      @@Arz2003
      Its not as bad in the citys or suburbs but small town Texas WHOO BOY the Friday night lights syndrome is real

  • @Whiteboykun
    @Whiteboykun 2 роки тому +28

    My favorite part was the very first scene where he's meeting the guys. "Gribble! .... No one's killed you yet."

  • @darkpaw1522
    @darkpaw1522 2 роки тому +16

    I like how as the last kid tried to escape he literally had him dragged back to the torture lol.

  • @irishscout
    @irishscout 2 роки тому +7

    “Hey butterball, drag the body back.” 😂

  • @DerekHamby
    @DerekHamby 6 років тому +371

    Coach: I quit! *slams his whistle on the counter*
    Hank: Woah! This isn't a paying job.
    Coach: *boss hands him back his whistle* Thank you, sir.
    LMAO!

  • @HouseOfSpheres
    @HouseOfSpheres 4 роки тому +624

    Coach: “Coach again? I QUIT!!!”
    Hank: “Uh, it’s not really a paying gig.”
    Coach: “...thank you, sir.”

    • @LearnAndTeach101
      @LearnAndTeach101 2 роки тому +11

      I honestly can't stand capitalism sometimes smh

    • @CorundumDevil
      @CorundumDevil 2 роки тому +37

      @@LearnAndTeach101 That's a weird way of saying you don't like being able to provide.

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 2 роки тому +12

      @@LearnAndTeach101 i think you still need a job in a communist country
      or you could just become a hobo
      live on the streets and live off of peoples pity,kindness and charity groups except charity is for those who can't take care of them selfs
      since you are here on youtube watching clips of western show (probably on your phone) i say you aren't a hobo and don't plan on being one.

    • @LearnAndTeach101
      @LearnAndTeach101 2 роки тому +9

      @@CorundumDevil that's not what I'm saying at all. Grow up and try learning something for once instead of just assuming

    • @LearnAndTeach101
      @LearnAndTeach101 2 роки тому +5

      @@HellishSpoon again assuming makes an ass out of you and me so .. instead of assuming I want socialism or some BS like that , try understanding why I feel the way I do. Or don't and keep getting it wrong with the broad brush that you're trying to label me with. Whatever gets you off

  • @caedgeworth
    @caedgeworth 2 роки тому +25

    Props to Hank standing right in front of that car like that

  • @Deere55
    @Deere55 13 років тому +462

    What is this He/She? Some kind of a science fiction deal?

    • @thegooseman90
      @thegooseman90 7 років тому +61

      Deere55 Caitlyn Jenner.

    • @MirrorDimly
      @MirrorDimly 7 років тому +30

      Favorite quote of the episode.

    • @C.O.SBurpees
      @C.O.SBurpees 7 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @EmmyV2002
      @EmmyV2002 6 років тому

      Deere55 dumbass level 9000!!!

    • @DoveofHope2
      @DoveofHope2 6 років тому +9

      Now it's he/she/zis/zer/xi/peanut butter how could KOTH be so insensitive even though it was made over 20 years ago?!?! REEEEEEE!!!

  • @flynnfoil
    @flynnfoil 13 років тому +21

    One jumping jack, two jumping jacks, full extension, very nice.

  • @Maximillian200HP
    @Maximillian200HP 6 років тому +96

    You didn't include the best part, where he runs into them and he reacts to seeing each of them decades later.

    • @somedude5590
      @somedude5590 6 років тому +60

      Maxmillian200HP "Dauterive, my gosh man what happened?" 😂

    • @SirMoeThe2nd
      @SirMoeThe2nd 6 років тому +66

      "Gribble........no one's killed you, yet."

    • @Maximillian200HP
      @Maximillian200HP 6 років тому +40

      The best part was when he saw Dale and sounded like he was both shocked and a little disappointed, like he lost a bet or something.

    • @BungieStudios
      @BungieStudios 6 років тому +8

      My favorite part is when he has them run at the wall with their helmets.

  • @brandonobaza8610
    @brandonobaza8610 Рік тому +3

    "Why, you precious, little candy ass!" 😂

  • @dragonlord316
    @dragonlord316 2 роки тому +14

    Player: Coach I have COVID.
    Sauers: Take a salt tablet.

  • @DanJackson1977
    @DanJackson1977 5 років тому +89

    Voiced by Phil Hendrie, a comedy God for those in the know.

    • @michaelwarren875
      @michaelwarren875 2 роки тому +6

      It's sounded like John dimmagio for a second. Similar mannerisms

    • @MrBigrobmjca3
      @MrBigrobmjca3 2 роки тому +4

      “TED’S, of Beverly Hills.

  • @FailSonOfAnarchy
    @FailSonOfAnarchy Рік тому +4

    "It's the collating. That's where they screw ya." Truly words of wisdom.

  • @wylde678
    @wylde678 5 років тому +84

    A little bit of a tangent, but if he was an actual good coach, he'd have more than just one accomplishment (taking Arlen High to state ONCE). Sounds like he got lucky with a good squad once, and thinks he's an effective coach. If his methods were actually any good, he would have taken Arlen Hugh to state multiple times. Yes I know, Texas is a tough state for football, but I feel my point still stands. Hank idolized this man for years, and it took him being an outsider looking in to realize that Sauers is a crazy nobody.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 6 місяців тому +1

      Forget more than one trip to state, if he were any good, he should at least still be coaching instead of being an older, somehow more pathetic version of Al Bundy

    • @Mourtzouphlos240
      @Mourtzouphlos240 6 місяців тому

      @@bigbearkat2010 Damn right. There are 2 kinds of Good Coaches: the ones who rise high and stay there for a while or the ones who carve out and perfect a little corner of the game as assistants and then do that for decades.
      Think Andy Reid and Howard Mudd.

  • @nightmuffin937
    @nightmuffin937 4 роки тому +21

    I laughed really hard when he is chasing the football players with his car 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

  • @martincruz3907
    @martincruz3907 6 років тому +196

    Player: Coach, My head got cut off by ISIS
    Coach: Take a Salt tablet.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 6 років тому +12

      To be fair, it may not be all that bad if you can still talk.

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 3 роки тому +13

    "Coach, I think I hear voices"
    "Take a salt tablet"

  • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
    @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 Рік тому +7

    I had a football coach who was a Marine with experience in Afghanistan and even he wasn’t this much of a hardass.

  • @sethderusseau3429
    @sethderusseau3429 Рік тому +6

    Coach Sauers and Cotton Hill would be best buddies.

  • @justme4064
    @justme4064 6 років тому +35

    Bobby: Coach i think i shallowed too much mud.
    Coach sours: take a salt tablet. 😄

  • @markolson9913
    @markolson9913 2 роки тому +14

    This guy coupled with will ferrell is one of the best episodes. Almost every scene is a laugh out loud moment

  • @dereks1848
    @dereks1848 Рік тому +3

    "Give me that ball or I'll slice your guts out hippie" lol

  • @lman504
    @lman504 13 років тому +14

    BUTTERBALL CLASSIC

  • @marshallpjesky3645
    @marshallpjesky3645 2 роки тому +10

    I love how he threw a football over that distance so hard that it knocked a kid out who was wearing a helmet

  • @jybrdls3647
    @jybrdls3647 6 років тому +11

    The sound he makes when hank slams his hood 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @doscaminos204
    @doscaminos204 Рік тому +6

    “What’s this he/she?” “Some sort of science fiction deal?” 💀

  • @nickoquendo8017
    @nickoquendo8017 2 роки тому +8

    Player: "i think i have a hangover from last night"
    Coach sonders : "take a salt tablet"

  • @chubbycatfish4573
    @chubbycatfish4573 2 роки тому +4

    The ending was the best part.

  • @Ktgsvtrdg66
    @Ktgsvtrdg66 2 роки тому +11

    Coach Sauers. The only REAL MAN in existence!!!

  • @senerakturk9497
    @senerakturk9497 Рік тому +4

    “Hey Coach its 2023!” “Take a salt tablet!”

  • @danpierce8862
    @danpierce8862 2 роки тому +7

    "What is this He/she stuff, some kind of a science fiction deal?" wait... no, dont ban me. *cries hysterically* I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT!

  • @rustyshackleford2185
    @rustyshackleford2185 6 років тому +7

    ahh yes good ole character building ...miss these days

  • @shanetucker9009
    @shanetucker9009 2 роки тому +1

    I feel weak lol when Coach Sauers says LET'S LINE THEM UP!

  • @1010ryuzaki
    @1010ryuzaki 6 років тому +17

    *”memorize it”*

  • @stanmckinley764
    @stanmckinley764 2 роки тому +8

    “I caught ebola!”
    “Take a salt tablet”

  • @israelortiz4185
    @israelortiz4185 4 роки тому +28

    1:14 Hank’s face 😂

  • @ifpicnicbringsnacks8397
    @ifpicnicbringsnacks8397 6 років тому +24

    Coach walking on kids: I'm walking on biscuit dough

  • @abyssalknight4081
    @abyssalknight4081 6 років тому +60

    We all need a Coach Sauers in our Lives.

    • @christianjohnson5379
      @christianjohnson5379 2 роки тому +16

      Minus the parts where he's chasing the players with his car or when he tries to get Joseph to test his helmet by running into a brick wall.
      Other than that I love that guy! 🤣😂

    • @Mggggssss
      @Mggggssss 2 роки тому +9

      take a salt tablet

    • @22espec
      @22espec 2 роки тому +18

      If you want to be scared for life

  • @R.Merkhet
    @R.Merkhet Рік тому +1

    Coach ran missions in the incountry in Vietnam. Treated his soldiers like family, his family like soldiers. Times were different.

  • @obeythemelon
    @obeythemelon 12 років тому +35

    0:32, looked like he was giving him the finger.

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 2 роки тому +6

    “I have high blood pressure.”
    Coach Sauers, “Take a salt tablet.”

  • @DerekTheRubbish
    @DerekTheRubbish 14 років тому +41

    I bet ya somewhere on this earth there is a coach just like em lol

    • @truegregthompson
      @truegregthompson 5 років тому +12

      It's called Texas and they make up a third of the population

    • @jramirez9834
      @jramirez9834 5 років тому +12

      They're in the parts of Texas where liberal snowflakes don't live

    • @joshuakane3620
      @joshuakane3620 5 років тому +2

      @@jramirez9834 false

    • @christianjohnson5379
      @christianjohnson5379 2 роки тому +1

      @@jramirez9834
      Coach Sauers to the liberals: "Take a salt tablet"

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 6 місяців тому

      Yeah boomers call them "old school" instead of the more accurate "possibly psychotic"

  • @senerakturk9497
    @senerakturk9497 Рік тому +2

    “Butterball.” Lmfao

  • @elmerjfapp5730
    @elmerjfapp5730 7 років тому +40

    salt tablets are what god would use to cure anything

  • @taco2215
    @taco2215 Рік тому

    Its the "thank you sir" that gets me

  • @1972glm
    @1972glm 5 років тому +8

    I say "take a salt tablet" in day-to-day life a lot more often than I should

  • @sassysasquatch2722
    @sassysasquatch2722 5 років тому +1

    This is gold

  • @squall600
    @squall600 12 років тому +37

    when i think of every coach have encountered, i will always take a salt tabet lol

  • @ZFKATNBADGER40
    @ZFKATNBADGER40 2 роки тому +4

    We’ve all had a coach that was teetering on the edge of being like Coach Sauers, especially if you played any length of time in pee-wee.

  • @animegx45
    @animegx45 2 роки тому +3

    "Coach, I think I signed up for the wrong sport."
    "Take a salt tablet."

  • @pokemontrainerelio3648
    @pokemontrainerelio3648 5 років тому +55

    Feminist: "Ugh! men!"
    Coach Sauers: "Take a salt tablet!"

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 2 роки тому +4

    Had a few dance teachers/coaches like Coach Sauers, except they’re women and they screamed this kind of stuff at us in Russian.

  • @altorres4967
    @altorres4967 2 роки тому +2

    We needed more coach 😂😂

  • @Viper1000100
    @Viper1000100 6 років тому +8

    I’m walking on biscuit dough

  • @archipiphanyworkshop860
    @archipiphanyworkshop860 Рік тому +2

    He/she. Talk about ahead of it’s time.

  • @Im-BAD-at-satire
    @Im-BAD-at-satire Рік тому +4

    A coach like that would give me an anxiety attack.

  • @Mr.Spanky
    @Mr.Spanky 2 роки тому

    I learned so much

  • @terrywebb4267
    @terrywebb4267 5 років тому +3

    Walking in biscuit dough!!😂😂😂

  • @minhha3063
    @minhha3063 6 років тому +1

    This reminds me of my childhood

  • @egb50000
    @egb50000 2 роки тому +5

    “Coach, I’ve got stage 4 lung cancer, they say i only have 6 months left.”
    “Take a salt tablet.”

  • @davidascencio2774
    @davidascencio2774 2 роки тому

    Thank you sir

  • @chubbyninja89
    @chubbyninja89 6 років тому +12

    I know that the old coach is from another time and all, but he does have a number of points.
    Like, how all this crap of trying to make both teams feel like they're winners and handing out trophies to every one is just stupid as hell.
    If neither side feels like they could win or lose, then they feel like they don't have to try, if they don't understand that they have to try at something, then they'll start to feel like they should just get whatever they want without doing anything.
    That's not to say that the kids should be taught to try too hard, to the point where they try to cheat or other such things. But that putting effort into playing can not only help them possibly win the game, but that trying can help even a loss feel fun if you actually gave it your all.

  • @KingAceHernandez1291
    @KingAceHernandez1291 2 роки тому +4

    Damn the cowboys could use a coach like coach sauers