Wisdom of Coach Sauers
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- Опубліковано 29 лип 2010
- Coach Sauers from King of the Hill gives up tips on life.
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"You cost me state!"
"I GOT you to state."
Careful Hank, salt tablets don't treat burns.
Unless I’m wrong, it was mostly bill that got them to state. Hank woulda been tackled if it wasn’t for him
@@cameronoverton5717 i was pretty sure bill was a running back. he held the arlen record for rushing yards, or something like that, theres an entire episode on it.
@@ChillandQuill Bill was actually offensive lineman
@@brokensoul8390 yeep and hank was the running back and boomhauer was the quarter back
@@ChillandQuill I thought Bill was the fullback and Hank was the tailback.
"Coach, I've developed gout from excessively high sodium!"
"TAKE A SALT TABLET."
🤣
This is the best one.
I think the salt tablets are mostly potassium
Ok, DSP
Player: "Coach, I just learned I'm HIV positive."
Coach Sauers: "Take a salt tablet."
Damn beat me too it.
I've read a lot of great stuff and the comment section. This is the GOAT.
Damn
player Coach I need an ambulance I just got shot in the stomach
Coach take a salt tablet
Coach I have a sodium deficiency
I'm not doctor you pansy
You cut out one of the best parts! When he sees Hank and his friends after so long, the exchange is hilarious. "Gribble....noones killed you yet"
I love that he’s actually surprised 😂
Lol yeah and how hurt Dale looked from that
"Dauterive...my God man what happened?"
“Hey butterball. Drag the body back.” 😂 Coach wasn’t going to let the kid get away that easy.
Imagine if him and Cotton got into a fight.
I'm sure they would be best friends
You know what now that I think about it, they both like to torment Hank and are both borderline psychotic so you're probably right.
Cotton: I lost my shins!
Coach: Take a salt tablet.
@J When Cotton took over the military academy, he made Bobby eat garbage, sit on a block of ice and threw him in the hole for 3 days.
On the other hand, if he saw Sauers chase Bobby with a car, he'd probably bite his windpipe in half or strangle him with dental floss.
Cotton also mocked hank for his ankles going out too I think. They'd get along good
He called Bobby Butterball. That had me cracking up every time he said it 😂
Bring back the body
That bit with the kid going straight to the soccer team is gold
I agree 😂
@@cryptojare8295
Any more of you ladies want to join him? Anyone else? Any more? All right that’s enough
@@joscar062 *domes the last kid with a football* fuck man, I miss this show
@@orfeo793 Hey Butterball, drag the body back.
Well, you could say from the color of the soccer team that the kids are "Looking for Gold." Lol
My favorite moments in King of the Hill were always when the writers looked the audience dead in the face and said, “The old ways aren’t always the best ways.”
Using Hank's realization really drives those points home. If someone as old-school as him can come around then anyone should.
I don’t think that was the point in the episode.
I think it’s more like this guy may have been something in his heyday but the years haven’t been kind to him so when asked to relive his glory days he brings all the pain and humiliation he’s been through (or think he’s been through) out on his old job and new kids.
Evidence: When he’s trying to run over the kids with his car he goes on some tangent about shoes and how the kids who wear them don’t care about him. It’s one line, but it tells you everything you need to know about this guy.
@@ThePa1riotThat still ties into the original point of the first post.
@@Travis12861Girl cock really lives in your mind rent free, huh
@DocileHillbilly Wow you're the real cream of the crop ain't ya.
Coach chasing the kids in his car literally is still one of the hardest time I laughed at any show.
Coach Sauers sounds like the guy Hank met in anger management who died of a stroke barking at Dale.
It’s the same actor Phil Hendrie he was also in this is 40 he was the guy that opened the door when Paul Rudd was 🚴 bikeriding and said imma need your name and number For a visual perspective
Sounded like Stephen Root.
@@byronsenior6499 it’s Phil Hendrie
It same voice actor
Makes me think he has ambitious and rebellious ideals he likes to see in people and that’s that too hard.
I had a coach like this in high school. Old school, hard nosed, chain smoking biker, but you could always tell he loved his players to death.
Then he wasn’t like coach sauers
Did he kiss you on the mouth?
@@kingomar69only if they did well enough 😍
02:23, "It's the collating, that's where they screw ya."
Something about a incredibly serious person go off topic for a second always makes me chuckle.
Damn you left out my favorite part: "Do the helmet test!... The helmet test! Put on a helmet and run into that brick wall!".
Player: But Coach that's been proven to give you CTE.
Coach: Why you precious little candy ass!
The best part was "I think you hurt him. Hit him again to make sure" when Hank hits Sauers while he's trying to run down the players with his car.
"So I can get headaches like my mom??"
Notice how coach Sauers has an almost geometrically perfect square head.
What a chad
It's the haircut
He’s got a haircut you could set your watch to.
@Steve the Pirate its almost been 10 years lol. If someone was gonna comment they had the time
@Steve the Pirate I really dont know why I said it. I think its because it reminded me of The Simpsons
How are we going to win State if we don't get to State? Now get out there and get me to State!
Jorge A very motivational
Expert coaching
Logical
What if
Gotta win Regional first!
Player : " I'm pregnant "
Coach Sauers : " Take a salt tablet "
Hey, she's got a bun in the oven. Needs a salt tablet for both of them
is this some sort of a science fiction deal
0:40 thank you sir
“You precious little candy-ass” this has me dying
This is why they don't let R. Lee Ermey coach anymore
Oh, man - he should have totally been the voice actor of this character.
Rip
That's Phil Hendrie the voice of coach Sauers.
Get your fat ass over there, Hill! Oh that's right, Hill, DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING EFFORT TO GET ACROSS THE FIELD!! IF GOD WANTED YOU UP THERE, HE WOULD HAVE MIRACLED YOUR ASS OVER THERE, WOULDN'T HE?
@@vonVince definitely a missed opportunity.
When I was in school there was a math teacher like this guy. No matter where you were in the school you can hear him screaming his head off. Teachers would constantly have to close their doors to try to muffle the sound.
I eventually had him for study hall for 3 months at the end of the year for my last class of the day.
The first day someone walked in as the late bell rang because he couldn't find the place and the teacher cussed him out screaming at the top of his lungs, threw his stuff across the room, told him to get out of his classroom and threw a desk at him as he was leaving.
Man’s a demon
Wow nobody ever reported that guy?
@@martinsandoval9380 I don't know, I didn't. Everyone knew about him in one way or another. I guess I kinda just hoped he'd die or something. :s
(I'm a bad person.)
@@deadeye851 damn
r/thathappened
I used to live in Texas when I was a kid and believe it or not, I used to have a P.E teacher in kindergarten who was like this guy. This is a certain Texas high school football coach stereotype he fit so perfectly. This is true to life. I remember thinking to myself, even at age 5, "I wonder if this guy used to be some big shot high school football coach or something and now he's mad because he's stuck having to teach a bunch of kindergarteners?" He was sexist and everything! This montage from King of the Hill was pretty much exactly what I pictured in my mind when I thought about what the deal was with that teacher, even though the show wouldn't exist for another 7 years! I always wondered if there was a specific person/people that Mike Judge knew, that gave him the idea for Coach Sours, Coach Kleehamer, and Mr. Buzzcutt on Beavis and Butthead. If I ever get the chance to meet him, I'd love to ask him that. Btw, in case you were wondering, they guy's name was Coach Queen, or McQueen, or McLean. I don't remember exactly. He worked at Lake Dallas Primary School in Lake Dallas Tx in 1991.
Melissa0774 I live in Texas, but the coaches in my schools aren't like that.
This was back in 1991 in Lake Dallas Texas. I think that's one of the areas Mike Judge said he got some of the inspiration for this show from. I think his name was Coach Queen or McQueen or something like that. He used to scare the crap out of me, lol. He made us call him coach, not Mr, even though we were only in kindergarten. The Coach Sours and Coach Kleehamer characters could both totally be based on him. Even when I was five, I remember thinking, "I wonder if he used to be like a big time football coach and it was part of his identity but now he's mad because now he's stuck having to teach elementary school, or something?" I doubt if that's actually the case, but he did give off that impression. He was sexist like Kleehamer too. Imagine a guy like that teaching 5 year-olds! I did say it is a stereotype, though. Of course not every PE teacher in Texas is like that. It amazed me how much this guy really was though, years later when I first saw these shows.
Chad Joplin you aren't a woman..
I believe your post is true because of the Friday Night Lights movie and hearing from someone that they take football seriously over in Texas
@@Arz2003
Its not as bad in the citys or suburbs but small town Texas WHOO BOY the Friday night lights syndrome is real
ME: Coach I just found out I have cancer
COUACH : take ah salt tablet
Sounds like you need to change your socks
"hey Butterball go drag the body back" 🤣
"Take a salt tablet"
A real football coach!
Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good...
Take a salt tablet!
*Becomes a salt tablet
Coach Sauers could beat Thanos
Coach Sauers and Cotton Hill would be best buddies.
Throw Buck Strickland in there
Coach Sauers,Topsy let’s roll
"I quit"
*7 seconds later*
*gets job back* "Thank you sir!"
the delivery of "you precious little candy ass" will always make me laugh
"Hey, butter ball. Drag the body back." XD haha! That one had me dying. Lol!
1:31 correct reaction to being told it’s your fault the team lost when you carried the team to the position they got to.
That’s how Marty always spoke about Byner.
Bill Buckner agrees with your comment.
"The leprechaun floating in the air behind you is telling me to burn things, coach."
"Take a salt tablet."
WHY, YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE CANDY ASS.
And your teeny tiny little ankle bones snapped in the finals...AND YOU COST ME STATE!
Read this as he said
"Why you precious little candy ass"
Ashleigh girl in your pic is hot
My favorite part was the very first scene where he's meeting the guys. "Gribble! .... No one's killed you yet."
And Dale's late VA wrote the episode!
Player: Coach I have COVID.
Sauers: Take a salt tablet.
"im gonna chew ya up, spit ya out, take a big dump on top of that" LoL
Alex Garron take a salt tablet
Coach: “Coach again? I QUIT!!!”
Hank: “Uh, it’s not really a paying gig.”
Coach: “...thank you, sir.”
I honestly can't stand capitalism sometimes smh
@@LearnAndTeach101 That's a weird way of saying you don't like being able to provide.
@@LearnAndTeach101 i think you still need a job in a communist country
or you could just become a hobo
live on the streets and live off of peoples pity,kindness and charity groups except charity is for those who can't take care of them selfs
since you are here on youtube watching clips of western show (probably on your phone) i say you aren't a hobo and don't plan on being one.
@@CorundumDevil that's not what I'm saying at all. Grow up and try learning something for once instead of just assuming
@@HellishSpoon again assuming makes an ass out of you and me so .. instead of assuming I want socialism or some BS like that , try understanding why I feel the way I do. Or don't and keep getting it wrong with the broad brush that you're trying to label me with. Whatever gets you off
My HS coach was EXACTLY like this!
Same but don’t think he was near as crazy 😂
What is this "He/She", Some kind of science fiction deal?
A gender binary created by social norms from religion and culture.
:3 Also I am a furry and have a Tumblr
The two only genders.
2018 in a nutshell
Snow Bunneh my eyes, MY EYYYYYES
I'm the he/she, and I'll kick your ass if you call me a snowflake.
I like how as the last kid tried to escape he literally had him dragged back to the torture lol.
Props to Hank standing right in front of that car like that
“Hey butterball, drag the body back.” 😂
My coach (that won me state ;3 ) was the literal opposite of this man. Assertive but not aggressive. Prioritizing safety. Simply supplying instructions and corrections to be made. That was all that was required. No screaming. No scare tactics. I could never be motivated by that.
Made it gently to state and I got first place. (Massachusettes. 2009, level was unimportant)
A lot of other gymnasts would have angry yelling coaches at competition. I did not envy that.
Now Everybody wins. Everybody gets a trophy . Nobody gets their feelings hurt.
@@mikehatfield1531 like when
gymnast? WTF?
this guy just compared winning state 'Massachusetts' with winning state
'some place that matters for football'
Massachusetts plays FOOTBALL. Like REAL FOOTBALL. With pads or flags???
I played football in TEXAS 5A division 1. Basically college ball. Played against brees and peterson my cousin played with preist holmes. Yup we went to state and lost by 1. 2001 Taft RAIDERS. Good Times.
You didn't include the best part, where he runs into them and he reacts to seeing each of them decades later.
Maxmillian200HP "Dauterive, my gosh man what happened?" 😂
"Gribble........no one's killed you, yet."
The best part was when he saw Dale and sounded like he was both shocked and a little disappointed, like he lost a bet or something.
My favorite part is when he has them run at the wall with their helmets.
One jumping jack, two jumping jacks, full extension, very nice.
Coach: I quit! *slams his whistle on the counter*
Hank: Woah! This isn't a paying job.
Coach: *boss hands him back his whistle* Thank you, sir.
LMAO!
Derek Hamby thanks for the play by play candy ass
Rusty Shackleford Take a salt tablet
BUTTERBALL CLASSIC
What is this He/She? Some kind of a science fiction deal?
Deere55 Caitlyn Jenner.
Favorite quote of the episode.
😂😂😂
Deere55 dumbass level 9000!!!
Now it's he/she/zis/zer/xi/peanut butter how could KOTH be so insensitive even though it was made over 20 years ago?!?! REEEEEEE!!!
I love how he threw a football over that distance so hard that it knocked a kid out who was wearing a helmet
"Coach, I think I hear voices"
"Take a salt tablet"
I didn’t know Randy Orton played football at Arlen High
Voiced by Phil Hendrie, a comedy God for those in the know.
It's sounded like John dimmagio for a second. Similar mannerisms
“TED’S, of Beverly Hills.
Bobby: Coach i think i shallowed too much mud.
Coach sours: take a salt tablet. 😄
I had a football coach who was a Marine with experience in Afghanistan and even he wasn’t this much of a hardass.
*”memorize it”*
The sound he makes when hank slams his hood 😂🤣😂🤣
This guy coupled with will ferrell is one of the best episodes. Almost every scene is a laugh out loud moment
Where's Will Ferrell?
@@MasterChiefSpartan117 he's the soccer coach
I laughed really hard when he is chasing the football players with his car 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
A little bit of a tangent, but if he was an actual good coach, he'd have more than just one accomplishment (taking Arlen High to state ONCE). Sounds like he got lucky with a good squad once, and thinks he's an effective coach. If his methods were actually any good, he would have taken Arlen Hugh to state multiple times. Yes I know, Texas is a tough state for football, but I feel my point still stands. Hank idolized this man for years, and it took him being an outsider looking in to realize that Sauers is a crazy nobody.
Forget more than one trip to state, if he were any good, he should at least still be coaching instead of being an older, somehow more pathetic version of Al Bundy
@@bigbearkat2010 Damn right. There are 2 kinds of Good Coaches: the ones who rise high and stay there for a while or the ones who carve out and perfect a little corner of the game as assistants and then do that for decades.
Think Andy Reid and Howard Mudd.
Player: "i think i have a hangover from last night"
Coach sonders : "take a salt tablet"
Coach Sauers. The only REAL MAN in existence!!!
“Hey Coach its 2023!” “Take a salt tablet!”
“What’s this he/she?” “Some sort of science fiction deal?” 💀
Player: Coach, My head got cut off by ISIS
Coach: Take a Salt tablet.
To be fair, it may not be all that bad if you can still talk.
0:32, looked like he was giving him the finger.
“I caught ebola!”
“Take a salt tablet”
1:14 Hank’s face 😂
You mean the Coache's face?
I bet ya somewhere on this earth there is a coach just like em lol
It's called Texas and they make up a third of the population
They're in the parts of Texas where liberal snowflakes don't live
@@jramirez9834 false
@@jramirez9834
Coach Sauers to the liberals: "Take a salt tablet"
Yeah boomers call them "old school" instead of the more accurate "possibly psychotic"
ahh yes good ole character building ...miss these days
I say "take a salt tablet" in day-to-day life a lot more often than I should
"It's the collating. That's where they screw ya." Truly words of wisdom.
"Why, you precious, little candy ass!" 😂
"What is this He/she stuff, some kind of a science fiction deal?" wait... no, dont ban me. *cries hysterically* I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
The ending was the best part.
Thank you sir
“I have high blood pressure.”
Coach Sauers, “Take a salt tablet.”
when i think of every coach have encountered, i will always take a salt tabet lol
We’ve all had a coach that was teetering on the edge of being like Coach Sauers, especially if you played any length of time in pee-wee.
This is gold
I learned so much
“Coach, I’ve got stage 4 lung cancer, they say i only have 6 months left.”
“Take a salt tablet.”
Why leave out the part where coach Sauers run into a wall with a football helmet on?
J That's how they used to test helmets
Thankya, sir!
This reminds me of my childhood
Damn the cowboys could use a coach like coach sauers
A coach like that would give me an anxiety attack.
Its the "thank you sir" that gets me
I feel weak lol when Coach Sauers says LET'S LINE THEM UP!
Memorize it.
I’m walking on biscuit dough
Coach ran missions in the incountry in Vietnam. Treated his soldiers like family, his family like soldiers. Times were different.
Show ahead of it’s time
We all need a Coach Sauers in our Lives.
Minus the parts where he's chasing the players with his car or when he tries to get Joseph to test his helmet by running into a brick wall.
Other than that I love that guy! 🤣😂
take a salt tablet
If you want to be scared for life
Jim Jeffords really has done it all over the years. He really is the best reporter for the job, he knows it all.
We needed more coach 😂😂
We got Kleehammer after him and I feel like he was his replacement
"Coach, I think I signed up for the wrong sport."
"Take a salt tablet."
Had a few dance teachers/coaches like Coach Sauers, except they’re women and they screamed this kind of stuff at us in Russian.
ive been taking salt tablets ever since i saw this episode. salt can help for a lot of injuries, including canker sores
“Thank you, sir”
salt tablets are what god would use to cure anything
And Vicks salve