The 10 WORST Places in SCOTLAND!!! (Part 1)

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  • @BatchyGaming
    @BatchyGaming  6 років тому +670

    This is a public service announcement for everyone who is lacking either a funny bone or common sense.
    This video is not a factual, serious or accurate list. Its a joke. Know like haha.. funny.. haha....

    • @flynch6762
      @flynch6762 6 років тому +23

      Your not funny though...

    • @reyinfinity
      @reyinfinity 6 років тому +9

      Batchy i live in falkirk too and i have to agree 😅

    • @huskey8859
      @huskey8859 6 років тому +5

      its sarcasm pal

    • @nortonchow3286
      @nortonchow3286 6 років тому +21

      As long as it’s a Scottish bloke insulting Scotland then it’s fair game haha

    • @cathhall3922
      @cathhall3922 6 років тому +3

      Batchy No I think he's serious! Its true ,damn true lol

  • @leonardgibney2997
    @leonardgibney2997 4 роки тому +404

    I was raised in Govan Glasgow and the Germans refused to bomb it in WW2 because they thought we'd suffered enough.

    • @quantumjourney1
      @quantumjourney1 4 роки тому +82

      Aw, here in Somalia we pay 10 a month to sponsor a Glasgweigan for a better life

    • @uhuraenterprise6372
      @uhuraenterprise6372 4 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @lyndsaycrawford
      @lyndsaycrawford 3 роки тому +16

      @@quantumjourney1 and Ethiopia are having a liveaid concert to raise money for us poor fuckers in Paisley

    • @mrmegahousefly
      @mrmegahousefly 3 роки тому +23

      The Luftwaffe bombed Hackney. It caused millions of pounds of improvements.

    • @christopherjolly3556
      @christopherjolly3556 3 роки тому +7

      @@quantumjourney1 i hope you get a monthly letter an a wee picture in the post .

  • @WaffleOwen
    @WaffleOwen 5 років тому +380

    10 Cumbernauld
    9 Cumbernauld west
    8 Cumbernauld east
    7 Cumbernauld south
    6 Cumbernauld North

    • @natashairvine9241
      @natashairvine9241 5 років тому +5

      Cummernaud*

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 4 роки тому +5

      Falkirk.

    • @ethansleigh9154
      @ethansleigh9154 4 роки тому

      Myself Gaming77 ma boy

    • @billbhein2949
      @billbhein2949 4 роки тому +3

      They say Cumbernauld Village is nice, though a hundred thousand people claim to live there...

    • @kenneththompson8933
      @kenneththompson8933 4 роки тому +1

      A fuckin shithole I think this is the gist of what you are saying!!

  • @gordonjeffrey231076
    @gordonjeffrey231076 6 років тому +331

    I was born in Falkirk, wife born in Paisley and we now live in Scumbernauld. We’re doomed 🤣🤣

    • @JHA854
      @JHA854 6 років тому +3

      My gran lives in Scumbernauld, what a shit place lol

    • @gordonjeffrey231076
      @gordonjeffrey231076 6 років тому +8

      J best selection of pound shops in Scotland. 🤣

    • @burnleyfan11965
      @burnleyfan11965 6 років тому +2

      J thats got to be number 1.Burnley isnt brilliant but when i saw that (s)Cumbernauld i thought i lived in some posh English country town

    • @Julie-xf5vd
      @Julie-xf5vd 6 років тому

      Aye we re dooooomed a tell ya !

    • @artykatykat6742
      @artykatykat6742 6 років тому +1

      Im from falkirk too

  • @allansinclair6632
    @allansinclair6632 5 років тому +153

    Seen a junkie once bump all the milk packets from McDonald’s and fell on the way out

    • @NE-oo3ny
      @NE-oo3ny 3 роки тому +1

      Addict not j word

    • @ALLMETAL1970
      @ALLMETAL1970 Рік тому

      @@NE-oo3ny if ye don't like the lingo, away back hame tae england.

  • @BatchyGaming
    @BatchyGaming  7 років тому +105

    Did your home town make the list? Should it make the list? Let me know what you think the worst places in Scotland are!

    • @luca6997
      @luca6997 7 років тому

      Batchy Greenend

    • @RobinFleming_
      @RobinFleming_ 7 років тому

      Batchy How about most places?

    • @j28esn
      @j28esn 7 років тому +5

      Batchy yes, my home town... Dundee, lazy council and junkies around the fucking place

    • @robbiemiller1003
      @robbiemiller1003 7 років тому +6

      I thought Kilmarnock would be number 1

    • @Hibee
      @Hibee 7 років тому +1

      Batchy Prestonpans and Churnside/Chibside

  • @dorbot
    @dorbot 6 років тому +9

    Friend of mine told me that when he and his mates were out on the piss in Japan and they were stumbling about between pubs in some back alley.
    Some hard looking folk with missing fingers came out of the shadows and started following them.
    So he turns round looks right at them and bellows "FUCK OFF, I'M FAE PAISLEY!" , and the digitally challenged hardmen melted back into the shadows never to be seen again......

  • @buddygamesdev
    @buddygamesdev 6 років тому +89

    WAHOOO PAISLEY GOT ON IT... It is bad attention but at least we got noticed.

  • @lone_cloud2358
    @lone_cloud2358 3 роки тому +9

    Here’s some Scottish language for ye
    Cannae: can’t
    Dinnae: don’t
    Aye: yes
    Wee: small
    Shite: shit
    Cheers: thanks

  • @iaincallaghan8372
    @iaincallaghan8372 6 років тому +46

    The bit with the lassie in the glass bin, brilliant.

    • @James-di6se
      @James-di6se 6 років тому +1

      Iain Callaghan fuck mate yid find that on a daily basis in craignuek

    • @valandrew8086
      @valandrew8086 6 років тому

      Iain Callaghan j

    • @mr.anonymous6033
      @mr.anonymous6033 6 років тому

      Fifa Wis Airdrie or Motherwell?

    • @catrionamcgowan2281
      @catrionamcgowan2281 5 років тому

      Haha class or is that glass 🤣

    • @janapaslay4008
      @janapaslay4008 3 роки тому

      That’s called dumpster diving 😂Fort Worth Texas 🙋🏼‍♀️

  • @ricequin
    @ricequin 3 роки тому +13

    I left the Falkirk area for the Stirling area. That was unwise, especially since I’m technically in Allo’s sphere of influence and Alloa is far, far worse.

  • @christophermillar9718
    @christophermillar9718 6 років тому +170

    Am 14 and I was in Paisley and am no joking a 30 something year old woman asked me for 50p

    • @robbie9314
      @robbie9314 6 років тому +29

      Christopher Millar that’s your worst experience a paisley fuck sake count yersel lucky that’s a day to day experience

    • @mouseusedicepunch9145
      @mouseusedicepunch9145 6 років тому +1

      Christopher Millar 😂😂😂

    • @stevencross8877
      @stevencross8877 6 років тому +5

      Christopher Millar
      I'm in Cumbernauld and one night a junkie chased a kid for 20p

    • @johnoneil7235
      @johnoneil7235 6 років тому +2

      Welcome to modern Britain can you spare ten. Bob pal

    • @dorathepug2640
      @dorathepug2640 6 років тому

      Christopher Millar IM *

  • @PanzerIV1976
    @PanzerIV1976 4 роки тому +44

    “Personally, I cant comment on the flammability of Coatbridge...” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @doloresm7396
      @doloresm7396 3 роки тому +2

      Really, I live 5 miles from the famous coal mine pit (Centralia) in the USA that's been burning about 50 years now. Just as delightful here as Coatbridge, makes me want to make the step up and move there. This was a hilarious video.

  • @LucyLane07
    @LucyLane07 6 років тому +123

    I come from Glasgow. Garrowhill. Now I live in South Africa. Planning on moving back . You guys dont know how good you got it!

    • @HM-bl2bd
      @HM-bl2bd 6 років тому +8

      Jacqui McArthur fuck off its shiteeeee here

    • @greatwhitesharky3261
      @greatwhitesharky3261 5 років тому +3

      Where about Jacqui? I have visited SA a number of times and now I am thinking about moving to some where near Durban - probably the shelly beach area.

    • @nogingerfool1
      @nogingerfool1 5 років тому +3

      @Shag hard Or shag harder a laughed oot loud ut that , well done.

    • @zin153
      @zin153 5 років тому +3

      Bye bye Jacqui, you won't be missed in sunny SA.

    • @yerda860
      @yerda860 5 років тому +1

      I live their two

  • @kerrwallace7090
    @kerrwallace7090 4 роки тому +32

    Funny how Kilmarnock was apparently the best shopping town considering all the shops are bloody closing

  • @RobbieDBobbet
    @RobbieDBobbet 5 років тому +75

    You know everyone from the places you just mentioned have watched this and all gone " yeeeeeeeesssss, we were fu%£in mentioned"!

    • @williambutler5091
      @williambutler5091 3 роки тому +2

      Lololololol

    • @jackstewart2258
      @jackstewart2258 3 роки тому

      i actually did that because the only good thing about stirling is that its shit enough to get mentioned in lists like this

    • @patter6328
      @patter6328 3 роки тому +1

      @@jackstewart2258 same here with coatbridge aha

  • @whitefoamsea8070
    @whitefoamsea8070 4 роки тому +15

    In Paisley there's a barbers called Get Your Dome Done,round the corner from it is a cafe called Get Stuffed . only a matter of time before Paisley has a travel agents called Get to F**k!

    • @Ronno4691
      @Ronno4691 3 роки тому +1

      Shettleston has a sunbed parlour with the legend in its window stating: Tanning Your Arse Since 2007.

    • @glenssbu5828
      @glenssbu5828 3 роки тому

      GET UR DOME DONE IS THE SHIT

  • @horrortackleharry
    @horrortackleharry 6 років тому +91

    Educational Note: That 'snail in a bottle' case in Paisley is actually the basis of legal Tort- AKA suing people. So every time you hear a story about someone being awarded $17m for burning their tongue on McDonalds coffee that's 2 degrees too hot, it's the good people of Paisey to blame...

    • @bobcatcomms
      @bobcatcomms 6 років тому +1

      I love shit like this, nice one

    • @michaelbell6710
      @michaelbell6710 6 років тому +1

      Ok maybe I Was Little negative on your channel😿

    • @marjorybrogan9772
      @marjorybrogan9772 6 років тому +2

      Do not point that gun at me Mr..I am from Glasgow...as for your previous comment..faighinna -mach mo siorrachd!

    • @Kieran-de1xr
      @Kieran-de1xr 6 років тому

      marjory brogan same mate No about Saint Aloysius it’s most popular school in Glasgow so say cough cough my school...

    • @marjorybrogan9772
      @marjorybrogan9772 6 років тому +1

      Oh my giddy aunt; how drunk must I have been to make a comment on this site. All I can say is, I am going through a vulnerable time at the moment and I wholeheartedly apologise for that which I have no recollection of saying.

  • @cathrinekatsigianni8823
    @cathrinekatsigianni8823 4 роки тому +22

    I am not Scottish but I love Scotland and Scottish people! They are among the best and friendliest people in the world!!

    • @williambutler5091
      @williambutler5091 3 роки тому

      ... Scottish but you love Scottish. Ya twat.

    • @Lizziesboi
      @Lizziesboi 3 роки тому +2

      @@williambutler5091 fuck up wee willy William.

  • @brianfuller7691
    @brianfuller7691 4 роки тому +3

    My mum was born in Paisley and spent most of her teen years denying it. In her adult years, she'd say"It was better once".

  • @thunderchild2756
    @thunderchild2756 4 роки тому +19

    "It's just 2 horses heads and an over sized, oddly shaped see saw".... I'm actually dying 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

  • @irj
    @irj 5 років тому +40

    The highlands is the best part of Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @tonyhero3998
      @tonyhero3998 5 років тому +2

      Probably most places are near Glasgow that are rough or Fife.

    • @gracekek3333
      @gracekek3333 5 років тому +1

      Liverpool fc Hero fife is rough as heck so is glesgey

    • @scottk1987
      @scottk1987 5 років тому +2

      Aberdeen is also a shitehole but its ma shitehole

    • @rbnmr7167
      @rbnmr7167 5 років тому +1

      yea highlands on top of the map, and on top of everything other shitehole in Scotland

    • @starlightsky222
      @starlightsky222 5 років тому +2

      Scotland is the best of Scotland
      My other half is a joch & proud
      Scots are legends 100 %
      Always was
      Always will be 🍀

  • @steveelliott77
    @steveelliott77 6 років тому +85

    The Scottish countryside is beautiful but the towns are depressing and the people look sickly and aimless. Tough breed though.

    • @laurensausage9205
      @laurensausage9205 5 років тому +2

      people in these comments are the good selection

    • @MrMallorcaboy
      @MrMallorcaboy 5 років тому

      i agree 100%

    • @healingandgrowth-infp4677
      @healingandgrowth-infp4677 5 років тому +7

      I'm pretty sure where you come from isnt much better mate

    • @MarkS-ml9fq
      @MarkS-ml9fq 5 років тому +2

      Lorraine TheFam Alright, calm down. Don't get all uptight and offended over a harmless comment that was just making an observation

    • @MarkS-ml9fq
      @MarkS-ml9fq 5 років тому +1

      Steve Elliot It just depends on the area. Some towns are really nice, others not so much. I agree with you about looking unwell and dead behind the eyes, but again it depends on the area. The people aren't like that in the more affluent parts, or the nicer parts in general

  • @RoughRider757
    @RoughRider757 3 роки тому +7

    The Scottish are without question the best looking and sexist country in the UK. Love from America.

  • @BlackDropEffect
    @BlackDropEffect 3 роки тому +6

    “Falkirk’s best feature is the McDonalds in the high street”, ahhh the good ol’ days, falkirks golden years

    • @patrickdoig1230
      @patrickdoig1230 3 роки тому +1

      Mcds was good till they shut it down and everywhere is closing its just a shit hole now

    • @ghostlylover99123
      @ghostlylover99123 2 роки тому

      It's defo became an absolute sh*thole

    • @ghostlylover99123
      @ghostlylover99123 2 роки тому

      @@patrickdoig1230 Falkirk has been a sh*te hole, even as far back as the 80s

  • @danielpatrick3761
    @danielpatrick3761 6 років тому +7

    Pleasantly surprised to see Paisley not trouble the top five. Thought it'd be nailed on. Things must've improved.

  • @Leo-fluffy
    @Leo-fluffy 7 років тому +58

    This is probably a hard list to argue with
    5.Airdrie
    4.Aberdeen
    3.cumbernald
    2.glasgow
    1.Dundee
    1.Dundee

    • @DogWick
      @DogWick 7 років тому

      Ryan Graham Correct me if i'm wrong but wasn't there a video of a steamin junkie who thought a bridge could withdraw money was in dundee?

    • @itssolyt3765
      @itssolyt3765 7 років тому +2

      Ryan Graham defy cumbernauld
      My home town to

    • @duolingoowl9307
      @duolingoowl9307 7 років тому

      I agree with the aberdeen one

    • @strathclydepoliceofficial2947
      @strathclydepoliceofficial2947 7 років тому +1

      Swap Airdrie's spot with Cumbernauld i'd say

    • @Leo-fluffy
      @Leo-fluffy 7 років тому

      Lewis 3665 i agree

  • @karlikirk21
    @karlikirk21 4 роки тому +17

    I am English but I love Scotland. Scotland is mostly rural.
    It's right, Scotland is beautiful.

  • @linarez90
    @linarez90 4 роки тому +2

    This describes the Isle of Man: The only place I've been to where you can walk into a pub and within 30 seconds a local rushes upto you and states(as if a question) 'You're not from round here are you?'. Then before you can answer the bar manager rushes around the side of the bar, tries to head butt me and throws me out, assisted by the locals. I was only going to ask for directions!

  • @mornaburdon3721
    @mornaburdon3721 6 років тому +12

    Most of them would be in the Glasgow hinterland. I *wouldn't* put Falkirk on there, since it does have something going for it, like Callendar Park & the Antonine Wall. Falkirk's main problem is Northern Irish sectarianism of both varieties. Stirling has ALWAYS been a city, and it's not one the worst places in Scotland - I've even gone on holiday there.

    • @dazaitken1990
      @dazaitken1990 5 років тому

      Actually Stirling only became a city in 2001

    • @neelamcadam1813
      @neelamcadam1813 5 років тому

      Stirling used to be the capital of Scotland. Also,
      Stirling. Is. Fucking. Shit. To. Hell. Far far FAR too many drunkies

    • @laurensausage9205
      @laurensausage9205 5 років тому

      well i lived their and its shit

  • @yourmumsaguy4419
    @yourmumsaguy4419 5 років тому +6

    5.mount Florida
    4.govan
    3.toryglen
    2.easterhouse
    1.all of they above

  • @isobelmayes5274
    @isobelmayes5274 5 років тому +5

    Wow.I loved this !!! Even although my hometown Falkirk was on the list ..you have such a brilliant dead pan way of delivery I was laughing my way through all of this ..well done ..great stuff !!!😅

  • @ericb8888
    @ericb8888 4 роки тому +1

    A little known fact ? Remember the Mos Eisley cantina scene in the original Star Wars movie , where Luke gets picked on , with the mental alien jazz band in the corner ? It was filmed in Govan ... They didn't need to hire extras ...those were the locals ;)

  • @davidrichardson8299
    @davidrichardson8299 6 років тому +134

    Yass Kilmarnock we made it yasssssss but a dunno why you say it's bad we've got an Asda mate

    • @LabrantFamily
      @LabrantFamily 6 років тому +5

      David Richardson is Kilmarnock the one with the Burger King that has a play area because that was my childhood driving up there and playing in there while waiting for your food aha

    • @davidrichardson8299
      @davidrichardson8299 6 років тому +4

      I am Confusion aye and you'll often see adults getting kicked out it because it's 4 and below

    • @crnsy05
      @crnsy05 6 років тому +3

      We have an Asda, especially an Aldi! Fuck yes!

    • @carolmacgill8443
      @carolmacgill8443 6 років тому

      David Richardson b*545u

    • @gronk6203
      @gronk6203 5 років тому +3

      Onthank, hoose of junkies®

  • @nathandouglas9750
    @nathandouglas9750 4 роки тому +6

    Only Scottish folks will pick up the 10/10 sarcasm in this

  • @a877ths
    @a877ths 5 років тому +1

    I'm Stirling born and raised and there's nothing wrong with it. It might have it's problems like anywhere else, but your accusations about it being full of drugs is total pish pal. By the way, I am 45 years old and I've seen places a lot worse than Stirling

  • @Jay_137x
    @Jay_137x 7 років тому +122

    0:04 wait, Scotland actually won something?

  • @linjoy9627
    @linjoy9627 6 років тому +17

    I have been trying to escape Aberdeen for many many years I've visited about 40 countries been round the world and still bloody Aberdeen drags me back!!!!

    • @marty5073
      @marty5073 6 років тому +2

      Lin Joy because it's the best place

    • @linjoy9627
      @linjoy9627 6 років тому +3

      Martyn Jerker:-....... Have you ever been to ABERDEEN in SCOTLAND???? I don’t mean the one in Seattle or Hong Kong.
      If it is the one in Scotland all I can say is PLEASE book a trip to anywhere in the world ( apart from England) then you’ll know what I mean!! You too will be dragged back here !

    • @marty5073
      @marty5073 6 років тому +1

      Lin Joy I'm from Dyce haha

    • @linjoy9627
      @linjoy9627 6 років тому

      Well you should be able to escape before me!! after all your nearer the airport! I have to get there from Cults or try to get a boat and escape via the River Dee out through the harbour- No that wouldn't work - I'd be captured before I got to the Bridge of Dee!! haha

    • @marty5073
      @marty5073 6 років тому

      Lin Joy haha it isn't that bad just a bit dull

  • @amandahunter4034
    @amandahunter4034 3 роки тому +4

    I'd say the whole of Lanarkshire - lived and worked there for several years. Never again!

  • @wqkernoir679
    @wqkernoir679 5 років тому +3

    Well I live in Scotland soo here’s my list..
    5 - Carlisle
    4 - Cumnock
    3 - Glasgow
    2 - Dumfries
    1 - Sanquhar - many reasons lmao

  • @rhysanderson6783
    @rhysanderson6783 7 років тому +48

    Top 5
    1-Glenrothes
    2-Kirkcaldy
    3-Cowdenbeath
    4-Kelty
    5-Bllingary

    • @dezah8360
      @dezah8360 7 років тому +1

      RhysPlays replace number 1 with Cumbernauld

    • @danpaxton9012
      @danpaxton9012 7 років тому +1

      TinyL LoECsta big jock knew

    • @brazy_9987
      @brazy_9987 7 років тому

      This is my main part of living I live in Dunfermline that’s bad there

    • @lkbernard4207
      @lkbernard4207 6 років тому

      Aye gtoon number 1 shitehole

    • @joeninety4740
      @joeninety4740 6 років тому

      Glenrothes won the pile of shit reward but I still love it.

  • @juanitahardy8583
    @juanitahardy8583 3 роки тому +7

    There are some nice areas of Stirling, the Castle and a couple of good pub restaurants.

  • @RobsRemixes
    @RobsRemixes 5 років тому +4

    ‘Is it true that glesga’s full of specky bams?’

    • @hollyreid5470
      @hollyreid5470 5 років тому

      RobTortureWright and in wan of them 😂😂

    • @pmahato967
      @pmahato967 4 роки тому

      RobTortureWright hi how are you?

  • @runawayplane6166
    @runawayplane6166 2 роки тому +2

    I hate being Scottish! Mainly because of the Scottish people that like to slate their own country. You wouldn’t get a Welsh or Irish person doing these types of videos!

  • @Sin2286
    @Sin2286 3 роки тому +5

    I grew up in Grangemouth, which was just down the road from Falkirk and I went there very often. Folk do believe Falkirk is just the Kelpies and the Wheel (then again, all we had was the BP) 😆
    Sometimes, I still visit family that way, but the high street has changed a lot over the years, lots of businesses rarely lasting long. But it’s not that different in most Scottish towns these days.

  • @sandygibson3776
    @sandygibson3776 6 років тому +7

    I'm actually from coatbrige, I totally agree, used to be thriving at one time with industry but there is nothing now, that's not to say it's not got good people living there.

  • @cuggyboysmith81
    @cuggyboysmith81 4 роки тому +6

    Stirling seems like a nice place to me

  • @CraigMcl001
    @CraigMcl001 5 років тому +1

    Why do people feel the need to rip into their hometowns. Am a Falkirk boy and as Gerry cinnamon sung it's no the best place but theirs diamonds in the mud. If you want to see the bad you will but there are some great things also.

  • @adam1bruce1
    @adam1bruce1 5 років тому +84

    Kilmarnock got off lightly there!

    • @myname719
      @myname719 4 роки тому +7

      Kilmarnock is fucking disgusting🤣 The bus station is one of a kind, I think that's where the junkies spawn in

    • @tjtaylormcpartland3982
      @tjtaylormcpartland3982 4 роки тому +4

      Adam Bruce hello I’m from Kilmarnock it isn’t bad just hundreds of junkies

    • @angrego9224
      @angrego9224 3 роки тому

      I literally live ten minutes away from where “The Scheme” was filmed. We should’ve been Number 4 at least 😂😂😂

    • @billyclark4346
      @billyclark4346 3 роки тому

      I was expecting us to be first

    • @jamiefindlay6170
      @jamiefindlay6170 3 роки тому +1

      Killie is a shit whole and everyone who lives here knows it

  • @mollysim04s56
    @mollysim04s56 5 років тому +4

    Killie isn’t that bad. Fun nights and junkies knocked out behind bins is always a fun day

  • @smoothuncut
    @smoothuncut 4 роки тому +4

    Hello from Aspen Colorado! That was very Informative, lol I might take a trip there soon! Thanks!

  • @m0shua
    @m0shua 3 роки тому +2

    A live aboot 15 mins away fae paisley. That’s rubbish

  • @kaitlynmccoy4478
    @kaitlynmccoy4478 5 років тому +5

    Worst place in Scotland: celtic park

  • @AttackWithStyle
    @AttackWithStyle 5 років тому +36

    This guy has superb dry humour

  • @jackrussell3755
    @jackrussell3755 5 років тому +14

    Coatbridge is a shout for top surprised it was only 10th

    • @smallfeet4581
      @smallfeet4581 3 роки тому

      just shows you , theres always some worse off than yourself ,

  • @AttackWithStyle
    @AttackWithStyle 5 років тому +2

    If you found a women in a bottle bank advertised in a holiday magazine , it might attract some rather odd tourists

  • @bjaminm428
    @bjaminm428 5 років тому +3

    I worked in Falkirk for 4 years doing work for the council. When I seen this video Falkirk instantly sprang to mind. Camelon and grangemouth are also fucking horrid.

    • @cheesecakemcgee3638
      @cheesecakemcgee3638 5 років тому +1

      Bjamin M aye grangemouth is a shitehole. the rich bit is full ae cunts that hink theyre cool but still wear tesco clothes and shoes wae straps oan them, and the broke bit is full ae junkies and pedos even tjough half the inhabitants are waens :(

    • @ghostlylover99123
      @ghostlylover99123 2 роки тому

      Falkirk is a sh*tehole just fooking glad I amassed enough money to buy a train ticket and got the fook out. Will never go back, the place is dying

  • @wwil1150
    @wwil1150 6 років тому +6

    Really enjoyed this. Loved living in Scotland and as bad as all of these towns may be, the majority of the people where good steam.
    Unfortunately many English speaking people from around the world, will miss the majority of the humour in this due to not understanding the Scottish dialect. Might be an idea to paraphrase main points as text in some of your uploads:)

  • @ciaranmchale7713
    @ciaranmchale7713 7 років тому +4

    I think Muirhouse (area of Edinburgh) had some of the worst crime rates in Europe at one point (about 20 year ago mind you). Been through there recently, and as far as I can tell some folk there are raging at losing their crown, and doing their best to take it back.

    • @Thundxr1
      @Thundxr1 7 років тому +2

      Ciaran McHale pure neds and junkies come fae there, I'm fae Leith

  • @nichola9164
    @nichola9164 4 роки тому +2

    Haha, hey the snail in the ginger bottle is a landmark case. Paved the way for ambulance chasers forevermore.

  • @SansXut
    @SansXut 7 років тому +9

    Johnstone should definitely be in other part 2
    HELLA NEDS

  • @raqmoodmcvtec182
    @raqmoodmcvtec182 7 років тому +178

    I live in Glasgow It's just full of junkies and neds but am a ned so I canny say much lol

    • @Crutchiehatescharlie
      @Crutchiehatescharlie 6 років тому +14

      daryl gallacher that's nothing to be proud of.

    • @garrygemmell5676
      @garrygemmell5676 6 років тому +4

      lol
      I dunno NEDS get a bad rep - i come from a posh gaff but i used to go to Rezerection, Fubar , Metro , Hanger13 with the neds and had many a good drug addled night! Most of my best pals were neds!

    • @malbig2344
      @malbig2344 6 років тому

      Thats why ye write "lol" ye wee ballbag.

    • @hrafuzziionzz3532
      @hrafuzziionzz3532 6 років тому

      Townhead boys ya bass

    • @richiejbhoy1888
      @richiejbhoy1888 6 років тому

      Standard wee bawbag that will have 3 kids and a fucking dole wage.

  • @daveparadice
    @daveparadice 5 років тому +5

    "personally i cant comment on the flammability of Coatbridge" hahahahah brilliant mate

    • @Kajira26
      @Kajira26 5 років тому +1

      Dave Paradice Agreed!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Glenn1967ful
    @Glenn1967ful 3 роки тому

    Muirkirk, three derelict blocks of flats, a derelict social club and locals staggering about.

  • @sienna322
    @sienna322 5 років тому +7

    I got offended when I saw the title of this video since I live in Scotland. But though now I probably don’t care, lmao.

  • @darktea3744
    @darktea3744 6 років тому +6

    #1 the entire lowlands because no one lives in the highlands

  • @kiancadden4242
    @kiancadden4242 6 років тому +35

    motherwell

    • @thewhisperingwoods5069
      @thewhisperingwoods5069 6 років тому +2

      Kian Cadden motherwell isn't so bad. You seen Bellshill :/

    • @lsanameless461
      @lsanameless461 6 років тому

      The Whispering Woods I live near bellshill what a shitehole

    • @gorgegraham13
      @gorgegraham13 6 років тому +1

      Forgewood lol

    • @Kyle_Aitken
      @Kyle_Aitken 6 років тому

      Bellshill is a fuckin shithole its that shit that trainspotting got filmed in a pub because it wis so shit

    • @lurpakspreadable9751
      @lurpakspreadable9751 6 років тому

      Kian Cadden wishaeeeeeee

  • @Lubo163
    @Lubo163 5 років тому +1

    its a shitehole but going out in Coatbridge on a Saturday night will always be the best nights

    • @bigyin2691
      @bigyin2691 5 років тому

      You’ve got that wan spot on bud

  • @roanlol6393
    @roanlol6393 6 років тому +6

    You’re no wrong about paisley

  • @davidbrach8905
    @davidbrach8905 7 років тому +8

    I'm from The region Stirling . The rapploch in Stirling is that hood equivalent in that town . It's pretty rough

    • @lcvebiscoff
      @lcvebiscoff 6 років тому

      Seany boy Steele I hate the raploch

    • @RustyBlade
      @RustyBlade 6 років тому

      Seany boy Steele am in fallin stirlig

    • @parax2491
      @parax2491 6 років тому

      'The raptap' aw naw man XD

    • @lara2137
      @lara2137 6 років тому

      I live near Stirling and have been all over it and I couldn't agree more but they have changed it and made it better but it is still it is very rough and full of neds

  • @davidgrindley813
    @davidgrindley813 5 років тому +3

    Coatbridge folk are lucky. They've got the Time capsule as their local swimming pool.

    • @deftonergyal
      @deftonergyal 5 років тому

      time capsule is heavy good

    • @dissonantdreams
      @dissonantdreams 4 роки тому

      Is the Time Capsule still there?!? Used to fucking love that place as a kid 😁

  • @jamespaz4333
    @jamespaz4333 4 роки тому +1

    As a tourist I will recommend going to the Highlands, it's a magical place. You want best cities then go Edinburgh/St Andrews.

  • @MCLamb1984
    @MCLamb1984 6 років тому +18

    Oh yes paisley. Smack central!

  • @Optimist788
    @Optimist788 5 років тому +7

    I’m visiting for the first time this summer. Thanks for the laughs 🤣

  • @Prlsmo
    @Prlsmo 7 років тому +46

    Bathgate and West Lothian

    • @mrhenke7480
      @mrhenke7480 6 років тому

      Bookstack bathgate is in west Lothian

    • @lestergreen2642
      @lestergreen2642 6 років тому

      Bookstack Fear and Loathing in West Lothian.

    • @infiniteskillz7916
      @infiniteskillz7916 6 років тому

      Spring burn

    • @george-yz5fo
      @george-yz5fo 6 років тому

      A Deplorable Privileged White Male is it fuck ya rocket

    • @marcusennis4693
      @marcusennis4693 6 років тому +2

      Bookstack First of all loads of places in West Lothian and some of the places are better than the shite you live in (i live in west Lothian)

  • @scotscotland3020
    @scotscotland3020 5 років тому

    To judge the worst parts of Scotland, just have a look at where the most Buckfast is sold. The higher the sales per head, the shittier it is.

  • @wagwanbros1630
    @wagwanbros1630 5 років тому +6

    I’m English but my gran was born there when I went there their was a guy asking for a 10£ off my gran and he was picking dokers

  • @davidhayes4814
    @davidhayes4814 6 років тому +6

    Pretty funny really. Impressed by the level of humour.

  • @lilymack4028
    @lilymack4028 6 років тому +17

    LOvED this. You should do "stand up". I laughed all the way through it.

  • @bobrobertson9547
    @bobrobertson9547 4 роки тому +2

    He's no Limmy. I assume this is meant to be funny? It's a tired old narrative. Give it up.

  • @PJCochrane
    @PJCochrane 5 років тому +6

    How can you take this seriously? It's hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ZomBeeNature
    @ZomBeeNature 6 років тому +35

    Pretty funny. I don't know anything about Scotland except you squeeze music out of an octopus-cat hybrid.

    • @genericwhitemale6089
      @genericwhitemale6089 5 років тому +6

      the bagpipes are supposed to be extremely loud and hit the ears hard, when the Scottish went to war back in the day, the bagpipes screeching and the snare drums would terrify anyone they were marching towards.

    • @laurensausage9205
      @laurensausage9205 5 років тому +3

      its called a bagpipe

    • @spoopytoastxx6241
      @spoopytoastxx6241 5 років тому +3

      Maybe so, but that octo-cat sounds amazing.

    • @ginawiggles918
      @ginawiggles918 4 роки тому +1

      Hey, shadup......I LOVE the music octopuses & cats make when they jam! ;-D

    • @notalix6690
      @notalix6690 3 роки тому +1

      Bag pipes are great 👍

  • @samgibson3091
    @samgibson3091 6 років тому +11

    I live in Inverness and it's no bad

    • @burnleyfan11965
      @burnleyfan11965 6 років тому +1

      Sam Gibson, its a few years since i went but theyre not friendly if youre an outsider.Walk in town centre pub and it goes silent.

    • @islastewart4681
      @islastewart4681 6 років тому +1

      Ha yes it is like have ya ever visited the ferry

    • @robertmccallum3387
      @robertmccallum3387 6 років тому

      Its shit

  • @upsetti6404
    @upsetti6404 5 років тому +1

    Falkirk is definitely deserving of this list. We are from a total shithole.

  • @Zoso981
    @Zoso981 4 роки тому +12

    I was born & raised in Detroit, they all look like Disneyland to me. 💣

    • @robmcnaughton1086
      @robmcnaughton1086 3 роки тому +2

      Thafs hilarious.We all have places you wouldnt recommend to visitors,no matter what the country is.

    • @doloresm7396
      @doloresm7396 3 роки тому

      Yeah, Philly here so I get it.

  • @Prlsmo
    @Prlsmo 7 років тому +14

    Livingston

  • @jamesmillar992
    @jamesmillar992 5 років тому +4

    Killie shouldn’t be oan this list honestly such a great place to stay

  • @magicsteve5523
    @magicsteve5523 4 роки тому

    5. Wester Hailes
    4. Malaig
    3. New Cumnock
    2. Bell’s Bank
    1. Muirhouses

  • @AnneMB955
    @AnneMB955 4 роки тому +5

    Noooooo! I love Scotland. Visited twice and again in May. My great grandparents lived there before emigrating to Australia. My grandma was sad she wasn’t born there.

    • @evebuchanan6373
      @evebuchanan6373 3 роки тому +1

      I am from Scotland I live in Greenock it is trash

  • @MrZOMBIE170
    @MrZOMBIE170 6 років тому +7

    If All of Inverclyde or greenock is not in part 2 then a part 3 needs to be made

    • @2msvalkyrie529
      @2msvalkyrie529 3 роки тому

      Greenock / Port Glasgow would need a whole episode just to
      themselves . !!

  • @cuntstubbl
    @cuntstubbl 6 років тому +25

    Alloa must be number one.

  • @courtneykeir612
    @courtneykeir612 Рік тому

    I spent six years living in Scotland. Glasgow for 2 years, Livingston for 2 and finally in Edinburgh for 2. Whilst in Edinburgh I lived in the Telford area. Honestly, not a place I've ever seen mentioned on the tourist suggestion sites for Scotland. Not surprising.

  • @eccIefechan
    @eccIefechan 6 років тому +6

    I was very surprised to see Stirling in this list. The castle and the old streets around it are really nice, and it has great views over to the Trossachs and Ben Lomond. I know there's some bad areas, but it's definitely not deserved of being on such a list!
    Worst places I've seen would be Methil, Grangemouth, Motherwell (anywhere in North Lanarkshire really) Port Glasgow/Greenock, Linwood, West Calder.

  • @verpsa1295
    @verpsa1295 6 років тому +9

    I'm from paisley shittest place in the world

  • @peacewalking__
    @peacewalking__ 5 років тому +3

    Number 1 worst place in Scotland: England.

    • @caidg6945
      @caidg6945 4 роки тому

      this lads absolutely fuckin daft 😂

  • @jeranemo5504
    @jeranemo5504 4 роки тому +1

    I think this guy is well placed to be a consultant on how we make it all great again..... easy to slag stuff off but really hard to build stuff up and make them great....

  • @millieg163
    @millieg163 5 років тому +6

    I’m from Edinburgh kinda knew it wouldn’t get in

  • @laurietijerina1411
    @laurietijerina1411 5 років тому +17

    I wouldn't say anything negative about Scotland, I love Scotland!❤🌹

    • @lexxcaig
      @lexxcaig 5 років тому +4

      Laurie Tijerina head to Glasgow at 2:30 am then you’ll have something tae say 😂😂

    • @yourmumsaguy4419
      @yourmumsaguy4419 5 років тому +1

      Laurie Tijerina 🤣 nice wan

    • @cara.777
      @cara.777 5 років тому +1

      you obviously haven’t been in the nooks n crannies fuck sake

    • @M1rr1n
      @M1rr1n 5 років тому +1

      Same! Why would the hate? People may live in bins and that's not your problem

    • @wcknight3654
      @wcknight3654 4 роки тому

      What about junkies

  • @thunderchild2756
    @thunderchild2756 4 роки тому +3

    "Stirling is the home town of Wallace's monument, a castle, and enough drugs to sedate Eastern Europe".... Dead again 😂😂😂👏👏👏

    • @lyndsaycrawford
      @lyndsaycrawford 3 роки тому +1

      The Bruce monument. Elderslie’s the home of the Wallace monument & he actually lived in paisley

  • @professorpodcast3029
    @professorpodcast3029 3 роки тому

    1. Glasgow
    2. Greenock
    3. Cumbernauld
    4. Dundee
    5. Glenrothes
    6. Aberdeen
    7. Coatbridge
    8. Falkirk
    9. Hamilton
    10. Kirkcaldy