Bro last October, they towed me for 3 tickets. I went down there and asked them to show me in their database the “3 tickets” and all the big fat darkie behind the counter did was u call security when I got loud with her. I never got those tickets. $639 to get it out, and hands tied behind my back I had to pay or get more fines and lose my car. Straight criminals
16:16 Perfect example, and Shane doesn't feel like acknowledging his foolishness, so he hits him with the "...ok😐". As the late great Norm Macdonald once said, "No offense, but that sounds like some f***ing commie gobbledygook"
Whenever i need to be lifted. I know this cast will carry me on like an eagle.... EVERY cast of MSSP is fire! I study these things for living and MSSP is on the scary level of 101 % perfect which is scary.
The gist of it is you only have so many fucks to give before you die so stop giving a fuck about everything and start giving a fuck about what matters to you. It goes into more detail but that’s basically it
Every time Matt says “sawL” instead of “saw” and “drawL” instead of “draw” it makes me question if I’m hearing him right or if that’s part of his accent. I’m pretty certain he says it that way though hahaha
Good “oldie “. Just finished downloading tons of ep’s of war mode starting from 1 through whatever to start from the beginning and work my way up to today.
@@KingDomsKingdom85 theirs a guy that used to do Diaz cartoons 2-5 years ago lol (sorry I've been watching mma since I was a little girl my dad and older brothers got me into it when chuck/Tito was the big rivalry so the Diaz clips all run together) he's by far the best at it lol he had the mannerisms and the punch drunk lisps down to a tee. And I mean that with all due respect lol they for sure paid for the punch drunk slurs In blood, sweat, and tears and managed to make millions when people with their same records make 50k/50k.
Good to hear Shane talk about Santino being the Dawg. I got into comedy podcasting through Bad Friends clips, seen Bad Friends live and went to the same college as Santino. He always seemed like the man but now I’m Shatt Nation and I was worried that Bobby and Andrew were like the other west coast comics that I’ve heard Shane say are asshoe.
Matt learns just enough to think he knows what he is talking about. He will rattle off a stat that is 50/50 to be applicable, then tell us that we are "inmeshed" in our culture. I absolutely love Matt and his quest to attain knowledge, but thank God Shane is there to check him!
Is this the episode that got Shane in trubber with SNL? He’s done so many Asian accents throughout the pod’s history but I’d heard they tried to pinpoint a single “incident”
He said the C word in episode 98. He said it in the context of a bit where he was impersonating a racist white guy from the 1930s. He said he was just trying to say something that a racist white guy from that era would say, but it was done as an impression, not in his own voice. That didn’t matter to the Social Justice Warriors though. Shane later said he wanted to defend that bit bc it was taken out of context, but decided not to bother because he knew if he defended it, they’d dig deeper, find something else, and make it even worse. So he just had to take it.
Shane believing the book Night was an actual historical account and Matt not knowing what the goddamned Berlin Wall was made this episode pretty goddamned rough on the ears
Also “all plays and musicals are by definition gay” followed by “but I liked Anne Frank the play and the fiddler on the roof” further backs my theory that Shane is an unironic sycophant for the jays
It’s crazy how much someone will change their beliefs and go out of their way to attack easy, assigned targets when they think they’re about to get a bunch of money from the tiny hats
i love matt but it's pretty hilarious seeing him trying to state things as fact but then when Shane questions him even a LITTLE bit, it turns out Matt really has no clue how to explain/break down the fundamentals of MOST the things he claims haha.. Also you don't read matt, you listen to audiobooks hahahaha.. BIG difference
Shane is missing the point on the literacy issue. Lincoln's speech was at an 11th grade level because the voting pool was much smaller, also was only white men. Now its everyone, lowest common denominator in action.
Listening to Doormat Mckusker talk about anything definitely lends creedence to his assumption that literacy/educational standings are at all time lows.
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this is even better when you remember all of matt’s journalistic sources about unions is just spud 😂
Yea but what about spud's sources 😮 🤯
😭😭😭
To hear Shane talking about him hitting 10k followers and he now has over 1M. For the dawgs!
Over the span of half a year or so, this Pod has become my number one happy place retreat podcast.
It’s the best. It’s my current favorite by far.
It’s evergreen awesomeness
Same exact feeling here. This podcast is a small retreat
Agreed, but what would the boys say if they heard you call anything your " happy place "?!
Gay
But seriously me too- why is it so comforting?
Glad to see matts battle with he ppa made it to rogies pod. Praise be the dawgs
Blessed be thy dawgs
Fuck the PPA don't let the investigation stop!
And as always fuck the ppa
It’s hilarious that he has been legitimately feuding with them for ever
How good is our god?
The Philly Parking Authority is a LEGIT criminal organization. Lol
Bro last October, they towed me for 3 tickets. I went down there and asked them to show me in their database the “3 tickets” and all the big fat darkie behind the counter did was u call security when I got loud with her. I never got those tickets. $639 to get it out, and hands tied behind my back I had to pay or get more fines and lose my car. Straight criminals
Dude Matt going off on topics he's vaguely educated in and continually misrepresents is the funniest shit in the world to me
Misinterprets
No@@SolangeIsMySpange
16:16 Perfect example, and Shane doesn't feel like acknowledging his foolishness, so he hits him with the "...ok😐". As the late great Norm Macdonald once said, "No offense, but that sounds like some f***ing commie gobbledygook"
Midwit NPCs ^^
Exactly lmao. Like him calling it "silicone valley" 😂
Whenever i need to be lifted. I know this cast will carry me on like an eagle.... EVERY cast of MSSP is fire! I study these things for living and MSSP is on the scary level of 101 % perfect which is scary.
Ikr. They don't miss.
@@korbindallas8224 cumtown and mssp are my bread and butter as well
Church!
You study podcasts for a living? Pls elaborate my dawg
No that was a paid commercial. I hardly even like these guys.
This is a solid couple of weeks before SNL
I got "the subtle art of not giving a Fuck" for my birthday... Haven't opened it... Still don't give a Fuck...
I own it and I’ve read it. This was during my quarter-life crisis so I was a little bitch back then.
I had it on my audible and didn’t get too far through it before I was like yea yea yea and out it down.
The gist of it is you only have so many fucks to give before you die so stop giving a fuck about everything and start giving a fuck about what matters to you. It goes into more detail but that’s basically it
Every time Matt says “sawL” instead of “saw” and “drawL” instead of “draw” it makes me question if I’m hearing him right or if that’s part of his accent. I’m pretty certain he says it that way though hahaha
End of this was hilarious. Shane saying (SNL) are probably fucking asshoe!! Lol
It’s weird how fast Shane jumped into my top 10
Same
Top 2 Louie Shane
Don't have a top 10 dude. Can you truthfully list your top 10?
The joys of owning a vehicle so baller its totalled by getting impounded for a parking ticket lmao😅
It's pretty funny that the cool secret is probably snl - what a secret
He was told on 9/11 that he got SNL ans it was made public the next day. Maybe it they were just talking about auditioning for it
Good “oldie “. Just finished downloading tons of ep’s of war mode starting from 1 through whatever to start from the beginning and work my way up to today.
Good dog right here.
Do you honestly and truely believe in your heart that Sandy Hook actually happened?
Lol spud is absolutely insane because he's been on his own for so long.. I mean I don't blame him but he's rotted Billy's brain lol
@@jessarhodes6196 I still love jones
Fun to listen to Shane talk about blowing up
Anne frank the musical
It's all wispers lol:)
in the aeroplane over the sea?
@@anusmcpenis1981 I love that album but damn did it hit a lot different after I was slid the doss vis a vis the challahcost
Red Rocket seems like a genuinely likable dude.
EDIT: Dude Shane’s Nate Diaz impression is on POINT!!!
His is probably the best Nate impression ive ever heard lol.
@@KingDomsKingdom85 theirs a guy that used to do Diaz cartoons 2-5 years ago lol (sorry I've been watching mma since I was a little girl my dad and older brothers got me into it when chuck/Tito was the big rivalry so the Diaz clips all run together) he's by far the best at it lol he had the mannerisms and the punch drunk lisps down to a tee. And I mean that with all due respect lol they for sure paid for the punch drunk slurs In blood, sweat, and tears and managed to make millions when people with their same records make 50k/50k.
Yeah, glad Shane confirmed that Santino is the man cause Bad Friends is how I found MSSP.
Crazy to hear how hes kept snl under wraps and then he got canceled two weeks later
Shane is educated about my country and Matt has been there 🇧🇷🥺
E eu vi que somos 3 Corinthianos escutando o velho testamento lol
@@drewinsur7321 tamo em todo lugar haha
Haha you owe us 2000 dollars, we’ll that van is worth 400 dollars keep it 😂
Good to hear Shane talk about Santino being the Dawg. I got into comedy podcasting through Bad Friends clips, seen Bad Friends live and went to the same college as Santino. He always seemed like the man but now I’m Shatt Nation and I was worried that Bobby and Andrew were like the other west coast comics that I’ve heard Shane say are asshoe.
At least one person in every family fell victim to the George foreman grill epidemic
He made over 3 times more money selling grills than he did during his whole Boxing Career.
Bobs over Baghdad lol
The George Foreman thing is hilarious. I’ve had some successful chicken on it though.
This aged perfectly, meek is lumo
Matt’s always been the best
This is my comfort now
39:55 the Berlin Wall was called the “anti-fascist protection rampart”
Matt learns just enough to think he knows what he is talking about. He will rattle off a stat that is 50/50 to be applicable, then tell us that we are "inmeshed" in our culture. I absolutely love Matt and his quest to attain knowledge, but thank God Shane is there to check him!
Midwit take 😢
Is this the episode that got Shane in trubber with SNL? He’s done so many Asian accents throughout the pod’s history but I’d heard they tried to pinpoint a single “incident”
could be wrong but the comments in ep. 98 say that was the cast the got him cancelled
He said the C word in episode 98. He said it in the context of a bit where he was impersonating a racist white guy from the 1930s. He said he was just trying to say something that a racist white guy from that era would say, but it was done as an impression, not in his own voice. That didn’t matter to the Social Justice Warriors though. Shane later said he wanted to defend that bit bc it was taken out of context, but decided not to bother because he knew if he defended it, they’d dig deeper, find something else, and make it even worse. So he just had to take it.
@@johns4719the hell is the “C” word? Cunt?
@@johns4719we wuz changs
I think he let a Ch*nk slip
THE TROJAN HORSE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
___ is asshole is one of their funniest bits I've seen yet 🤣 I don't care how many times they repeat it I laugh every time
How many books is Matt reading at the same time at any given time...and never finishing?
Upwards of 'Katt Williams many'
Shane’s Nate Diaz impression is on point 😂
Shane sure knows a lot about glory holes!
He like to put his asshoe in gloryhoe
Shoutout Hedges
I got a secret too boyz......
Splinter cell of hong kong😂
Shane believing the book Night was an actual historical account and Matt not knowing what the goddamned Berlin Wall was made this episode pretty goddamned rough on the ears
Also “all plays and musicals are by definition gay” followed by “but I liked Anne Frank the play and the fiddler on the roof” further backs my theory that Shane is an unironic sycophant for the jays
Bro exactly. It’s so blatant. It’s like a dog whistle “fuck you” to any of us with who are prone to noticing jays.
Bobs over Baghdad LMFAO
I really want a Shane Gillis fight companion with some play by play commentary.
Matt would be a flat earther in 15 minutes if Shane wasn’t in the picture
I can't believe Kyla and beezer hooked up behind Shane's back. That's why he hasn't been on the pod in a while smh
Who's kyla?
Who's kyla?
Who's kyla?
Who's kyla?
Santino shout out!!! I didn't expect these two worlds to cross so soon. Bad Friends is my second favorite pod behind MSSP.
And now Shane complains about people acting afool in theaters
21:31 it's pronounced Wa-way
It was hilarious listening to them try to say it lol
Takin a shit right now. Shout out.
Me too and getting paid to do it.
Too bad that secret lasted like 3 days...
lil mermaid
Whaaaatttttt you met Bill Nye? Did u punch him??
It’s crazy how much someone will change their beliefs and go out of their way to attack easy, assigned targets when they think they’re about to get a bunch of money from the tiny hats
Classic conspiracy theorist: doesn’t even know how to pronounce nuclear
It's not like it isn't mispronounced by official sources constantly. It's possible he has only heard it that way
Now china has tiktok
Shane: The Protocols Of Zion is propaganda
Also Shane: The book Night is totally true
i love matt but it's pretty hilarious seeing him trying to state things as fact but then when Shane questions him even a LITTLE bit, it turns out Matt really has no clue how to explain/break down the fundamentals of MOST the things he claims haha.. Also you don't read matt, you listen to audiobooks hahahaha.. BIG difference
That’s part of his charm lol
Hey take it easy on Professor McHusky...he does his best....lmao
Stop being gay
He's more of an intuitive thinker
@@alexperez6919 I’m with Alex on this one
34:51 shane is hitting the nail on the head. Im so fucking tired of hearing about fucking revelations.
SNL was for sure azzhoe
Shane is missing the point on the literacy issue. Lincoln's speech was at an 11th grade level because the voting pool was much smaller, also was only white men. Now its everyone, lowest common denominator in action.
I love them but when they deep dive in politics and trans it’s so fucking annoying
Listening to Doormat Mckusker talk about anything definitely lends creedence to his assumption that literacy/educational standings are at all time lows.
You’re so smart
@@Nunya7211 thanks dude i appreciate it 🙏 !!!
Shane is actually a good debator
China did work under Deng Xiaoping’s leadership. No system is good or bad, it depends on the leader.
Funny. I had tickets to the Austin show he had to cancel.