Sam has a wife and two kids, Brian has a steady career level job and a healthy long term relationship and scarily poob seems to be the most functional adult out of the bunch
How sam found that bit unfunny is beyond me. I do that same shit to my friends with hypotheticals, if they have, at minimum, two braincells to rub together they can "yes, and..." if not you get Bryan, who's consistently the worst part of the podcast.
Poob trying to work out which part of the one legged grandma falling in vomit story is the funny and not trying to laugh at the ya know. One legged old lady falling and vomiting. Thinking that may be insensitive to Sam; is pure comedy gold.
@@LC-iw3ll Almost everyone else who games and has a deep voice does too, it’s rather you are swagger souls or you want to be him when you’re just trying to talk about eugenics :/
Glad that Sam has managed to keep his co-hosts. Despite their obvious methods of trying to run away. Maybe don’t blackmail them, and keep their family as hostages Sam.
Once the Rhineland comes up, Sam will have no chance. I'll slide poob a free large fry coupon for McDonalds and he'll nonchalantly bring up M4 Sherman combat effectiveness in early '45 and that'll derail the grooming and pedophilia talk
Sam is the only one that can set up this image of Bryan just bullying and absolutely just harassing poob and get upset when he shuts everything down because he didn’t want it to happen
I feel like in the course of these podcasts Poob will eventually just develop into a hardened, prematurely graying man. Or he'll just snap and start eating his own du du on camera.
UTIs (Urinary Tract Infections) can cause Sepsis if untreated long enough Sepsis is essentially an infection of the entire body and it can cause Altered Mental Status and that’s what was almost for certain going on with Sam’s Grandma
Poob (and Aqua are) is the reason I learned about eugenics and other controversial topics. Thanks Poob ill have your back No matter what controversy you fall into
@@beomconnelly3789 He tends to derail conversations or points Poob makes, like, at times when Poob mentions his mom Bryan calls her a bitch or something, and I dunno about anyone else, but shit is uncomfortable
It's fun, but they also have to learn about mutual respect because clearly there have been moments where they went too far. There's definitely going to be a day when Poob ups and leaves because of well, the toxicity of their dynamic.
sam had an opportunity to make him and poob the same size since bryan was gone for a while, but he needs to be the biggest man on the screen at all times. well played sam
it freaked me out when sam said his grandma was in the hospital and going crazy because the SAME happened to mine, she also has one leg now bc they had to take one a week ago, I also live in Florida, this is legit trippy to me
Poob, for your fireworks sound effect: lay some cling wrap on the counter, slap it medium hard. Insert that sound in the beginning of the explosion. Crinkle some bubble wrap during the middle and it will sound lit.
The eagles were creatures that could be corrupted by the ring, you know what wouldn't be cool to have in your party while trying to deliver a cursed item to some place? Someone who could just grab the person with the item and fly away.
Not new just realising this now stoned: sam looks like my and probably your lesbian teacher (dont believe me?) -look at his headshape -immasculine but somehow not feminine chin -focus at the roundness at cheeks -now try to imagine his face without the facial hair Understand me now? Edit: he also kinda resembes theodore the chipmunk when hes laughing
Really appreciate Stallt for making them do a re record of the latter half of the episode, from the looks of that hypothetical clip it would have been like aqua's boring ass podcast.
The eagles in LOTR are like that mom who has the son that does nothing the whole soccer game but gives you a ride home in the mini van and takes everyone out to eat
Pooh needs himself some Systane lubricating eye drops. I’m also amazed that Sam managed to tear his own annular ligament for a nice case of nursemaid’s elbow.
I know the exact scene poob is talking about in video game highschool and I'll admit it got me too. I was much younger but it just came absolutely out of nowhere and the son of the guy that died is known for being really positive and cheerful so it was hard seeing him having to accept what happened.
Wtf, was playing Nier for the first time and as soon as I got the achievement "Resuscitated Body" I get this notification with the same word in the title.
First time I cried was hotel for dogs when the brother and sister get separated. I was like 10 and my sister was like my best friend. I actually sobbed like what Sam imitated around the 1:20:00 mark
Poop: i spent 20 minutes trying to find a video to make me cry an couldn't find anything Me: spends 10 second on UA-cam recommend and saw a sad cat video an I teared up.
Sam has a wife and two kids, Brian has a steady career level job and a healthy long term relationship and scarily poob seems to be the most functional adult out of the bunch
We truly do live in a society
It's because Sam and Brian sucked out all of his successes from his soul.
thats how things work, the idiots and plebs spawn and get relationships, while the plebs who are actually decent get nothing
@@Spiffy35 Staceys never go for nice guys >:(
@@Spiffy35 bro said spawn 😂😂 females really broke this man
Everything Poob has ever said has been literal and Sam and Brian just try to cover it with lighthearted comedy.
So the haven't struggle to take the heat
How the fuck was your comment posted 3 days ago what’s this time warp bullshit
Brian and lighthearted comedy do not go together
@@mrcmoney1584 early access for patrons
Lighthearted comedy like the youtuber allegations tier list.
Stallt release the snyder cut pls
Poob saying "Hows he getting my dog hard" in the most pissed off way ever has me laughing so hard
I was dying that whole clip
The look on his face while he said it holy fucking shit LMFAO, these guys really don't need guests they're so funny just together.
@Tales of the Gun pretty much agreed, but when it was just Sam and the podcast was just starting the ones with Mcafee and that pstar were funny af lol
How sam found that bit unfunny is beyond me. I do that same shit to my friends with hypotheticals, if they have, at minimum, two braincells to rub together they can "yes, and..." if not you get Bryan, who's consistently the worst part of the podcast.
@@putinmahcochin1636 no
The fact that these guys hate eachother but come back later shows just how good of friends they are
I feel like sam is the mutual friend between poob and bryan without sam they would probley be at each others throat
@@galaxypaper969 the tie that binds lmao
friendships between men just be that way
@@redthedumy3067 fr it's weird how many "friends" you come to realize are just friends of your friends that you would otherwise not be drawn to
Poob asking if Sam's wife got him the DNR bracelet as a gift is the best joke this podcast will ever have. Just shut it down.
Agreed stallt shut it down
KMRN Bracelet "Kill Me Right Now" If an EMT sees him on the street they hunt him like an animal.
@@hoff4301 rand was rborn rww and was
@@hoff4301 rand was rborn rww and was
I’m waiting for the day the Poob snaps Bryan over his knee like Bane did to Batman so patiently. 😂
Dude this is weird as hell seeing you here i swear I'm not stalking you
@@heinyhxc Ah a fellow man of culture. 👏
@Tom The Terrible pubr
The only UA-camr boxing/MMA fight I’d pay to see, but only if it’s to the death
@@spinweee878 pubg
I remember seeing recently on Aqua's videos that he also has a similar bracelet. Nice to know that Sam and Aqua have a cute lovers suicide pact.
They beat up the homeless together
Everyone knows their wives are just their beards to throw people off
The anime profile pic makes this comment
@@LilGae aqua forces sam to do it every time. If sam does not beat the homeless, aqua beats sam
Poob trying to work out which part of the one legged grandma falling in vomit story is the funny and not trying to laugh at the ya know.
One legged old lady falling and vomiting. Thinking that may be insensitive to Sam; is pure comedy gold.
Swaggersouls was right, poob's not all there
I don't know how the Podcast between Sam and Poob for 20 minutes can be more entertaining than the entire Swaggersouls podcast LMAO
Yo it was hilarious sam really knows how to push people to their most depraved points. Its magic
Poob carries the podcast tbh.
Swagger's voice makes me irrationally angry
@@culturedrone4698 nah not for me, I like Sam being a prick.
@@LC-iw3ll Almost everyone else who games and has a deep voice does too, it’s rather you are swagger souls or you want to be him when you’re just trying to talk about eugenics :/
I love how Sams head is as big as a hot air balloon and just as hollow
And just as useless
You think he’d do something about that since he used to be a hot air balloon repairman!
Almost all Poops comedy is derived from Sunny in Philadelphia imo
@@boboryan69 how so
Glad that Sam has managed to keep his co-hosts. Despite their obvious methods of trying to run away. Maybe don’t blackmail them, and keep their family as hostages Sam.
Indeed, the Shogun kept hostages of his subjects' families and he ruled successfully for nearly a millenium, Sam, learn from history.
Get any pictures of spider man yet?
As an aspiring D list celebrity, I volunteer to be your next guest.
id love to see it
We pray to see you
no trust me going on this podcast is like being interorrgated by the cia they're gonna make you admit to things you didn't think you could admit to
Once the Rhineland comes up, Sam will have no chance. I'll slide poob a free large fry coupon for McDonalds and he'll nonchalantly bring up M4 Sherman combat effectiveness in early '45 and that'll derail the grooming and pedophilia talk
Hell yeah
Sam is the only one that can set up this image of Bryan just bullying and absolutely just harassing poob and get upset when he shuts everything down because he didn’t want it to happen
I feel like in the course of these podcasts Poob will eventually just develop into a hardened, prematurely graying man. Or he'll just snap and start eating his own du du on camera.
I feel like he might actually do it. You know, like the guy maximilian mus trolled into eating his own du du
Shi Du Du
that would be po po
Eat ta poopoo.
@@excitableboy7031 Ew, max
wouldn’t it be funny if Bryan was actually a 4 foot 5 female in a wheel chair
Edit: that would be an ideal face reveal
Your in for a hard surprise
It's a very Bryan idea, which makes it so much funnier
The prodigal son has returned🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Is no one gonna bring out Sam literally has DNR and looked actually upset after mentioning it? Hopefully our resident rat king is doing well
There's a subreddit that focuses just on pushing Poob's buttons AND he reads all the posts? Sign me up
poob and sam alone is some of the most golden material ive seen
It’s too bad it was ruined twenty minutes in
UTIs (Urinary Tract Infections) can cause Sepsis if untreated long enough Sepsis is essentially an infection of the entire body and it can cause Altered Mental Status and that’s what was almost for certain going on with Sam’s Grandma
So if i ignore my gonhorrhoea for long enough i can trip balls 24/7? Wicked, dude
Does this work with Syphilis?
Asking for a me
@@LegendaryDesu nice
@@LegendaryDesu yes but al Capone died of untreated syphilis sooooooo
I dont know what it is, but whenever I take a dump, there is just something about Sam's voice and appearance that stimulates me
Same
What?
Its the wheeze isnt it
@@excitableboy7031 partially
The pitch of his voice is the perfect brown note
During lunch I sit in my car and the guy parked next to me just chugged a protein shake and died
Poggers!
Thats epic
the fact that bryan gets to be part of long ass meetings means hes at least a senior member or middle management at his company
Nah mate, probably just a safety or hr meeting, shit really drags on
Wtf happened at 21:20 Sam looks like he didn’t spend enough time putting his hairpiece on after the commercial break
Lmao
Everyone cries during the iron giant when he blows himself up and says SUPERMAN
yeahh
classic movie
'they could have rode the eagles to mordor' sam said, as he wiped the dribble off his lip with the sleeve of his slightly too tight graphic tee shirt
honestly, kinda crazy stressed out lately, and these really help for an hour. I appreciate the quick double post
Hope you’re doing better!
Hope you’re doing better!
Poob still rockin with the backwards baseball cap I see. I pray he gets the help he needs.
If you see this, I think your a funny dude Poob. And Sam, you guy mesh really well, love the podcast.
How far this podcast came from the 1st episode is crazy
"This whole podcast is a dumpster joke"
-Stalltt
I was almost ready to defend the podcast but he's actually correct, that clever bastard.
Normies wont find us here
Never knew how much I needed to hear Poob say "I'm bricked up rn"
The thumbnails are getting better and better.
Poob (and Aqua are) is the reason I learned about eugenics and other controversial topics. Thanks Poob ill have your back No matter what controversy you fall into
Finally, a slightly above average podcast.
The energy with guests other than brian and poob is awkward conversations where this feels natural noiiiice work
Since it has been the three of you, this podcast has turned into work. And I can slowly see you hating your co-workers 🤣
The beach scene of the patriot where the daughter says goodbye makes me cry everytime.
Stuhlt thanks for your great editing
Even real men shed manly tears when Pikachu was trying to rez Ash after he got turned to stone by mewtwo.
tbh the skyrim mod with you as my follower was the best mod hands down
So basically Sam wants to be another modded companion in Skyrim: SE and Fallout 4
Poob out here lookin like Brendan Fraser
He actually would love if you commented that on twitch chat; he literally said he wants to look like that guy.
You guys have yet to tell the milk rat story in full
Nah it's funnier to have to piece it together
Poob's talked about it on his twitch stream. You can drop by and ask if you want.
@Cain Singer NOW YOUR GETTING IT❕
This is the only podcast I actually look forward to watching and dont miss a singe episode, everyone is great
Poob's got a scary glint in his eye....
Swagger sounded like howard stern holding his nose
I just knew the guy by his name, I had never heard him speaking, and his voice was fucking hilarious... It sounded goofy as fuck
Poob getting reamed by Sam: Quality. Poob getting reamed by Bryan: Cringe.
Why do people hate Bryan? Him, Sam and Steve are my favourite trio
He's a tiny, bitchy little cringe lord
Jesus. Didn't expect all that pent up disgust.
@@beomconnelly3789 He and I have a history together. If you knew how he was irl, you would to.
@@beomconnelly3789 He tends to derail conversations or points Poob makes, like, at times when Poob mentions his mom Bryan calls her a bitch or something, and I dunno about anyone else, but shit is uncomfortable
Sam, i deadass thought that chip from chips challenge was fan art for you, that's how good it is.
We may as well just upload these on Stallts channel cuz this is practically his video at this point lmfao
stalltt > all
So the lesson is: We’re right. Stalt DOES run this whole show.
Also, antagonizing your friends is fun until they get tired of being shit on
It's fun, but they also have to learn about mutual respect because clearly there have been moments where they went too far. There's definitely going to be a day when Poob ups and leaves because of well, the toxicity of their dynamic.
sam had an opportunity to make him and poob the same size since bryan was gone for a while, but he needs to be the biggest man on the screen at all times. well played sam
it freaked me out when sam said his grandma was in the hospital and going crazy because the SAME happened to mine, she also has one leg now bc they had to take one a week ago, I also live in Florida, this is legit trippy to me
I want to hear it all. Then again I could listen to these 3 talk about anything for any extent of time 😂
Thick cornbread is so much better than thin cornbread
At 1:06:16 sams laugh sounds like a damn ring wraith screech lol
Poob, for your fireworks sound effect: lay some cling wrap on the counter, slap it medium hard. Insert that sound in the beginning of the explosion. Crinkle some bubble wrap during the middle and it will sound lit.
Reminding us of the General Sam follower mod was a blast from the past
15:17 "hey wanna some funny?" *Starts talking about his grandma going insane and hallucinating bc of low oxygen in her brain*
He Do Do
The eagles were creatures that could be corrupted by the ring, you know what wouldn't be cool to have in your party while trying to deliver a cursed item to some place? Someone who could just grab the person with the item and fly away.
it took me 3 fucking hours to get 43 minutes into this because every time i unpaused it my wife opened her mouth.
this is your fault sam.
I feel your pain man
women amirite?
Yay!!! My boi Poob is back!🤘🤘 Thank god, i fucking hated not having him.
I love this episode there’s no direction just chaos lmao
the only movie recently thats made me cry was "A Silent Voice"
Not new just realising this now stoned:
sam looks like my and probably your lesbian teacher (dont believe me?)
-look at his headshape
-immasculine but somehow not feminine chin
-focus at the roundness at cheeks
-now try to imagine his face without the facial hair
Understand me now?
Edit: he also kinda resembes theodore the chipmunk when hes laughing
Bruh
Really appreciate Stallt for making them do a re record of the latter half of the episode, from the looks of that hypothetical clip it would have been like aqua's boring ass podcast.
Thanks for your little editing messages Stallt, you keep this podcast entertaining
I watched poob stream a bit about Garfield for three fucking hours. No regrets
I really want to see the ep of Bryan just tearing into Poob.
That's every ep dude.
@@DeathProofProductions You’re not wrong, but I can never see it enough.
Whoah, chips challenge was the first game I played and liked too.. I didn't even know what it was called until now, I remember playing it in school
An hour and a half podcast turned into 20 minutes incredible
poob looking in the mirror with puke on his face is the hardest ive laughed at a YT video in years
The eagles in LOTR are like that mom who has the son that does nothing the whole soccer game but gives you a ride home in the mini van and takes everyone out to eat
Pooh needs himself some Systane lubricating eye drops. I’m also amazed that Sam managed to tear his own annular ligament for a nice case of nursemaid’s elbow.
thanks stalltt
I know the exact scene poob is talking about in video game highschool and I'll admit it got me too. I was much younger but it just came absolutely out of nowhere and the son of the guy that died is known for being really positive and cheerful so it was hard seeing him having to accept what happened.
Sam’s got that fucking SNIFFER at 3:15
Wtf, was playing Nier for the first time and as soon as I got the achievement "Resuscitated Body" I get this notification with the same word in the title.
Maybe it's fate saying to do livestreams to get paid so your hobby becomes more productive?
Homie just unlocked another ending gj
I don't know why I was laughing at the thumbnail for so long.
Cumtown and Forehead Fables are the only podcasts that actually exist.
Faxx
Tim Dillon show
1:24:15 “I don’t hate movies. In fact some of my best friends are movies!”
53:00 Poob should give Bryan a lit cartoon-shaped bomb and call it an apple since Bryan can't tell the difference.
Poobs urinal puking story was hilarious
I like that this is the second time sam has told the fathers day story
The funny part about Sam yelling at Bryan for not crying is the fact that Sam didn't cry when his daughters were born lol
>why would she listen
>they are the complete opposite of her sense of humor which is none
My girlfriend actually knew about she poo poo prior to me showing her that promo, it was news to me though.
You sure she's a woman?
@@DavvyDarko Sheisis
@@daedelus2858lol
Poob can't feel, can't cry, and lubricates his eyes. Synth confirmed.
In my job theres a lot of people with dnr orders
It’s been 42 episodes and Bryan has still not blown his nose
“Hello everybody” 😂”the wheels are turning”😂😂lmaoooooo😂😂😂let’s keep up the funny shit 😂😂😂😂
It'd be nice if stalt edited the audio only podcast to have audio editors notes
First time I cried was hotel for dogs when the brother and sister get separated. I was like 10 and my sister was like my best friend. I actually sobbed like what Sam imitated around the 1:20:00 mark
Poob is the normal level headed protagonist in this podcast and everyone else is just crazy af villains 😂
Poop: i spent 20 minutes trying to find a video to make me cry an couldn't find anything
Me: spends 10 second on UA-cam recommend and saw a sad cat video an I teared up.
Get your hormones checked?
Stallt I love the podcast
Best episode yet
i actually can rewatch this episode. good one boys