i went on that subreddit for 3 minutes and i couldn't stand it anymore. You guys were on it for over 10 minutes plus the amount that stalt cut out ,I'm beginning to think you enjoyed it you degenerate
She's filing down glass shavings and sprinkling in his meal little by little. This all started with "them" (nagged him into) getting a life insurance policy now that they have a kid. "We could die from the corona virus, and leave our child with nothing. We should get SEPARATE life insurance policies." As the years go by, his arteries are being lacerated and filled with glass shards until one day he dies from a stroke.
Poob is so clean shaven, put together and professional looking. Way before the freaks joined his life, and his room became a black void for them to inhabit.
If i was there id pull a reverse card and tell him i have a magic trick of my own and kick him in the nuts and drink all the orange juice in the fridge and just leave 😎
cooking "last meal"-meals actually makes a lot of sense. like, EVERY day you spend some thoughts on what to make for dinner today. but you can just take an unorganized death-row-cook-book, go through from front to back and just cook that every day. every day you are eating something that some guy said was good enough to be worthy of being the last meal he was ever going to eat in life.
He has plans to go with Aqua and Bizzlesnaff but the boomer cough delayed those plans. I think he mentioned trying to make plans close to the end of the year.
This is uncomfortable to watch because I can feel poob's silent stress about what the hell he's going to do with his life and I'm beginning to realize I'm 3 years away from being in his position.
Its okay you only have to decide within 2 and a half years what your passion is and what you're going to do for the rest of your life. No pressure or anything
I don't know what I expected Poob to look like but from listening to his thought process in different videos, and mixing him up with Chud 24/7 I expected like... A Canadian hockey beanie, harry potter circle glasses, a pronounce shaggy from scooby doo facial hair on his chin... hard drugs, scars across his arms and legs with a black eye, some sort of pipe sticking out of his throat which is why he talks the way he does. I did not expect one of the default male character selections from Fallout 76.
Fallout 76 is a master class in world design, audio format, music, and gameplay, how dare you disgrace the work that hundreds of employees have put time into! I spit on your Nike air Jordan’s sir!
Rewatching while at work, was at 30:33 & had to pause the episode for a bit and come back to it, forgot it wasn’t an old episode where Bryan was always some random dude image and I thought it was Bryan’s image top right
I listened to this podcast after going for a run while making myself a delightful steak dinner with fried onions, Garlic, tomatoes and salad. I finished cooking when they started talking about feedism. My dog now has enough food for the entirety of Africa. Thank you Sam.
See that's the cool thing about Sam, is he is a FINISHER. He does what he says he's gonna do and sticks to it. He was the only guest on so many failed podcasts, but now has 24 episodes of his own. What brings this up is that he joked about the drawing meme before, and then actually did it with Poob. He should also actually charge $4000 for anyone willing to pay, to be a guest on his podcast.
There was a mythbusters episode about the toilet liquid in planes freezing to the side of the plane and the it just breaks off and goes through someone’s house. Probably what killed that lady.
After watching Sam for the better part of my teen years(I’m 18) I imagined that all of Sams friends looked like scum of the earth. But not Poob🥵. Although Aqua looks like a dirtball.
Where the frick is Kenshi, Minecraft, and most importantly Where is your mid century style eames lounge chair with walnut finish you were supposed to buy at 1 mill
32:30 A short term solution for this would be to wear a binder under a swim shirt when you’re swimming with them, but in the long term she’d have to find a way to come out to their family. Worse comes to worse there might be a shit storm, but I can’t imagine it’d ruin your relationship with them as long as you’re still the same person on the inside.
TIMESTAMPS ARE CORRECTLY ADDED TO THE BAR NOW
Abby would have got it right the first time.
i went on that subreddit for 3 minutes and i couldn't stand it anymore. You guys were on it for over 10 minutes plus the amount that stalt cut out ,I'm beginning to think you enjoyed it you degenerate
Will make banana nut bread to get on show
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@@eravulgaris8780 sorry mate you must be out of the womb to use the internet
Ep.1 "my marriage is going down the drain"
Ep.24 "Abby's poisoning me!"
I love the plot developement
Ep.50 “Abby’s trapped me in the basement”
Ep. 51 “Goodbye”
Ep.49 “buying my kid a suit”
She's filing down glass shavings and sprinkling in his meal little by little. This all started with "them" (nagged him into) getting a life insurance policy now that they have a kid. "We could die from the corona virus, and leave our child with nothing. We should get SEPARATE life insurance policies." As the years go by, his arteries are being lacerated and filled with glass shards until one day he dies from a stroke.
His life has better writing than 90% of the shows on Netflix, Hulu, and HBO Now
Pooh looked so young. So full of energy. This was before his non stop alcoholic binge from being mentally abused by Sam and Bryan
Poob thinks for poob. End
Poob went from a distinguished gentleman to a deranged madman
Still really disappointed that Sam never bought that "Eames Lounge Chair and Ottoman--Designed by Charles and Ray Eames" when he hit one million subs.
Wait hold up how did you comment 6 days ago
@@goldengaming1112
Maybe Patreon? I don't know what else it could be
@@thegooobley1993 yeah it's patreon
@@thegooobley1993 no just time travel
@@andreadams6115
Ohh, I see
Sam and Zach showing up to the funeral like “it’s what he would’ve wanted”
i think they would just be wheezing away in their bareback suits
maybe Zach won't but Sam will
What Sam has done to him over the course of a year is quite disturbing
It’s scary how big of a difference there is between old poob and new poob 😂
He's pretty cool though.
Now we're two years in and bruv has a mullet
i think this is my 4th time hearing about the alligator thing
oh shit its homeless Jake Gyllenhaal
Don't you have some minority's life to ruin or something like that?
The famous Hydro Gps from the Dickhole Podcast
Yo aqua u know that Sam is afraid of alligators?
@@fuzzX I think you mean homelessness meth head Jake Gyllenhaal.
Seeing someone in a suit and gamer headphones is the definition of satisfaction.
Every esports host ever xD
True Culture.
Also a nice European cut one
man if only you saw business video calls, we all tryna look fresh and our boss be in a Hawaii t-shirt xD
You would love E3
Poob is so clean shaven, put together and professional looking. Way before the freaks joined his life, and his room became a black void for them to inhabit.
Before the rat rot
He went from a nice well dressed young man to 1970's serial rapist
Sam did the feeders/gainers bit just to talk about engine block lifters he saw in a wranglerstar video
"This trick sucks" *dies*
If i was there id pull a reverse card and tell him i have a magic trick of my own and kick him in the nuts and drink all the orange juice in the fridge and just leave 😎
@@calebmallek7696 id of just smoked up all the mans meth and dipped my line would of been "the trick is you need the bowl"
@@bruhmoment2452 This is the last trick 🥰
“ I messed up the forehead”
Proceeds to draw a literal mountain on his head.
idk what you mean seems pretty accurate
Poob looking fresh in that suit, though.
No he looks like he'd try and tell you about the lord and in 20 years he'll diddle your kids
@@andreadams6115 Brave of you to assume he'd wait 20 years.
@@christianoxford91 bold of you to assume I didn't mean he's going to until 20 years
Fair enough.
Good Bot no not this guy!
You know it's weird john wayne gacy died in '94 and Sam was born in '91 and they do look awfully similar 𝘩𝘶𝘩 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘥.
You’re dumb
Just shut up
@@colebob9549 who shat in your salad?
Should look up Hitler and Potus then.
@@colebob9549 your not very good at trolling are you bud?
when Sam dies due to... natural causes, I want Abby to take over his youtubes
Half of her content will be Tarkov, but from the Chad perspective.
@@ewwpoorpeople5684 imagine her fist vid is her dropping 30 people, one of them being Shroud.
@@FranOfBattle Can't imagine, she is a female, and we all know girl arent videogames.
maybe she'll make an only fans
cooking "last meal"-meals actually makes a lot of sense.
like, EVERY day you spend some thoughts on what to make for dinner today.
but you can just take an unorganized death-row-cook-book, go through from front to back and just cook that every day.
every day you are eating something that some guy said was good enough to be worthy of being the last meal he was ever going to eat in life.
I’ve always felt that way too since I watched Green Mile lol. good movie.
Either that, or he was just trying to troll the cook by asking ridiculous meals, just for the sake of being a spiteful asshole.
Didn't this one guy eat an entire bible ?
Sam please go hiking again i really enjoyed watching you struggle.
😏
He has plans to go with Aqua and Bizzlesnaff but the boomer cough delayed those plans. I think he mentioned trying to make plans close to the end of the year.
Looks like someone got a wish granted.
This is uncomfortable to watch because I can feel poob's silent stress about what the hell he's going to do with his life and I'm beginning to realize I'm 3 years away from being in his position.
What are you in? Highschool?
2.5 years now buddy
Its okay you only have to decide within 2 and a half years what your passion is and what you're going to do for the rest of your life. No pressure or anything
@@THElegoBUILDER5825 27 days until graduation and i think I’m about to throw up from stress
@@Sevren_ And the course in college I took I dropped so there goes a few thousand
One year, and one dead career later and now Sam is the one in the suit judging Poob.
Get SsethTzeentach for the show he actually studied medicine from what I know from watching his Live streams.
Would be epic ngl
Sseth is awesome
Hey hey people
Why tf that fool got a second S in the name Seth and a T before zeentach
@@ironduke5058 silent S silent T.
Poob looks like a mid-pubescent boy but has the voice of zues.
He looks like young Dax Flame
poob is hot
That blue suit was the last thing I expected someone with the name Poob to be wearing. But he looks fresh af.
Ah, yes, Zues the Great!
Holy shit, the amount Sam has corrupted poob over the last two years.
Coming back 3 years later, what the fuck happened to poob
Watching this in 2022 and the decline of poob Is remarkable we need a documentary made
Poob was so handsome before his descent into madness during his subsequent appearances on the podcast.
i think he's gotten more handsome now in a wild and animalistic way
I finally subbed as you were describing someone dying from the "Rope trick" and saying "This trick sucks!"
3:28 Oh dear Poob... If only you knew....
It's so weird seeing poob without a mustache and a middle part
This was in fact poobs big break
Where did the years go
I don't know what I expected Poob to look like but from listening to his thought process in different videos, and mixing him up with Chud 24/7 I expected like... A Canadian hockey beanie, harry potter circle glasses, a pronounce shaggy from scooby doo facial hair on his chin... hard drugs, scars across his arms and legs with a black eye, some sort of pipe sticking out of his throat which is why he talks the way he does.
I did not expect one of the default male character selections from Fallout 76.
Reference a fame that people actually play, please
Fallout 76 is a master class in world design, audio format, music, and gameplay, how dare you disgrace the work that hundreds of employees have put time into! I spit on your Nike air Jordan’s sir!
You are describing current day Poob.
Damn, this podcast has certainly done a number on Poob over the years 😢
Dear god Sam, I shot a scav while watching and couldn't tell which near death Male was wheezing. He had shitty loot anyways..disgusting
distractions while playing tarkov? Smh my dude.
Honestly, without Poob there is no forehead fables.
God they ruined my boy
From humble beginnings.
crazy to see how these two have changed, you can really tell, its nice to see
Poob could say anything and his voice would make it the funniest shit ever
Is Poob licensed to sell vacuum insurance or what's that outfit for?
This poob guy is a really cool dude! You should keep him on the podcast 👍
To those coming back to see the progression of Poob, he’s doing ‘aight
This is one of the only podcasts where I can actually sit there and watch it instead of playing a game and having it in the background
Rewatching while at work, was at 30:33 & had to pause the episode for a bit and come back to it, forgot it wasn’t an old episode where Bryan was always some random dude image and I thought it was Bryan’s image top right
Damn Poob looked so dashing instead of homeless
Just finished the tarkov video, Jesus this is gonna be a goodie
Poobs greatest quote on trans people.... "they used to play halo"....
This was the moment poops life whent down hill and he became a drunk XD
2 yrs later and its still funny 😄
That's marriage, start out tolerating each other then a few years down the road someone gets reeeally into murder porn
We need Bryan and Stalltt now
As a college student I am glad to finally see a guest than I can learn from. I mean from his mistakes
I listened to this podcast after going for a run while making myself a delightful steak dinner with fried onions, Garlic, tomatoes and salad. I finished cooking when they started talking about feedism. My dog now has enough food for the entirety of Africa. Thank you Sam.
they corrupted him…
I remember watching this episode and seeing poob for the first time, I thought he looked like a nerd, but Sam and Brian made him cool.
See that's the cool thing about Sam, is he is a FINISHER. He does what he says he's gonna do and sticks to it. He was the only guest on so many failed podcasts, but now has 24 episodes of his own. What brings this up is that he joked about the drawing meme before, and then actually did it with Poob. He should also actually charge $4000 for anyone willing to pay, to be a guest on his podcast.
So this is it. Poob's first episode. Good God, you've fallen so far.
C'mon Sam, have you ever wondered why Abby makes all your food and youre so thicc? Shes been playing the long game.
This is one of the best podcasts in my opinion, if not the best. I laughed uncontrollably multiple times
27:15 Stalltt you crazy 🤣
I will only accept poobcasts from now on. Have whoever the hell else you want on, but poob better be on there with them!
I will stop my Patreon subscription if you don't do this Sam
The difference between these guys from 1 year ago and today is insane
oh poob. so full of life
this is a legendary episode
I've been waiting for this for years
Yo I can't believe you got Shroud on your podcast!
I can't help but think about his quest for power anytime he appears or is mentioned
One day poobs family will see this episode
Should have me on the podcast, I’m from Niagara Falls so the name can be “Random Guy from the wettest place on earth”
get this wet guy on
Love the way he entered into frame with papers and stuff to make it look like he matters
haha poob is a great guest. you should have him on more !
Every other podcast: 2, 3, 4 hours. Sams: "I can do it in less then an hour" lmao you win sir.
I love how sam can act as gay as he wants but at the end of the day he has a wife and kid so no one can question his straightness.
Im so glad sam is venting his homicidal fantasies, i swear he was 👌 this close to taking it out on scabs.
Never laughed so hard at a serial killer and obese people. Good podcast sam
There was a mythbusters episode about the toilet liquid in planes freezing to the side of the plane and the it just breaks off and goes through someone’s house. Probably what killed that lady.
I was watching the misfits podcast and clicked on this as soon as I saw it
The end of Poob
After watching Sam for the better part of my teen years(I’m 18) I imagined that all of Sams friends looked like scum of the earth. But not Poob🥵. Although Aqua looks like a dirtball.
"They used to play Halo" - Poob
god after what i've seen on the internet forehead fables is like a safe space on the internet
GOTTA LOVE THE PODCASTS😂😂
“Gotta start off strong” says the man who has already finished his section about John Wayne Gacy and serial killers
This is up there if not the best podcast yet. Comedy duo, many lulz 😂
This podcast should be named the "Sam Talks About being scared of Alligators: The Podcast"
Compared to this poob looks super fit now. He doesn’t even have the classic jawline. But this is pre mustache so Idk
"I could ride these people down the river!" - Poob
Edit: At like 40:50
Buds talking like they never heard bout Heart Attack Grill.
Poob is actually so funny. This podcast was great!
Fantastic podcast I just listened to this episode while pissing in my tub after a long day so thanks sam
"You suck! This trick sucks!" hahaha
I have never been this happy in my whole life and that's not saying much
The only thing better than a solo podcast is Sam and Poob complimenting each other's humor
"[John Wayne Gacy's] Wikipedia article is probably the funniest shit I've ever read"
-General Sam
Where the frick is Kenshi, Minecraft, and most importantly Where is your mid century style eames lounge chair with walnut finish you were supposed to buy at 1 mill
Glad to see PUBE on the podcast
Sam, you never fail in keeping us entertained, Poob was hilarious tio, so thanks for another banger. Glad to support yall however i can🤘
Poob looks like he's going to sell me a MLM
32:30 A short term solution for this would be to wear a binder under a swim shirt when you’re swimming with them, but in the long term she’d have to find a way to come out to their family. Worse comes to worse there might be a shit storm, but I can’t imagine it’d ruin your relationship with them as long as you’re still the same person on the inside.
I love how the "how do I come out as trans?" Question became "alright this is how you hide it."