In the swimming mini game you *MUST NOT* press A and 2 as fast as possible, instead you should do it in a rhythmic way, like "One!, Two!, One!, Two!". I don't know exactly how fast you need to do it, but you should be able to figure it out!
It’s actually both about rhythm and doing it as fast as possible. The A2 is weird in that you have to rock the Wii remote side to side as fast as you can while pressing the buttons in a consistent pattern. It took me some time ever since I got the game years ago, but I figured out what to do and can beat the Master CPUs consistently (I have a video on my channel playing this minigame). But still not sure why the button mashing is programmed that way since it doesn’t seem intuitive.
@@khaelkuglerI started counting them and no way I have the patience to do it rn I wanted the answer now lmao. I’ll count them later to see if you are right
9:01 "no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no absolutely not" -Poofesure 2024
The swimming minigame is both about rhythm and speed, but the controls are programmed in very specific ways. For example, in the first part with A2, going fast only works if you rock the Wii remote side to side quickly while pressing A and 2 in a consistent pattern. I had trouble with this minigame when I first got Wii Party U, but I eventually figured out what to do and can beat the Master CPUs (I have a video on my channel showing gameplay). But the controls are really weird, not sure why they are programmed that way.
Poof, I'm pretty sure it's impossible to beat the lap happy minigame on master difficulty using the instructions they tell you. To beat the minigame you need to: Hold A+2 together and shake your wii remote left and right for the first stage Rotate your thumb in a circular way around the d-pad, but make sure you are continually pressing it (not clicking up then right etc.) for the second stage For the last stage, shake your wiimote left and right instead of doing full circles.
I feel like there is some mechanic he is missing in that minigame that he should really dive in and practice with lol. I bet it's not about going as fast as you can but keeping a particular rhythm.
@@Adrobielit’s going as fast as you can, either he’s not doing it fast enough (which would be insane but plausible with how this game is) or he presses the buttons at the same time at points, which might not count as a press, or something else
@@SiebayPlays there’s a video of a dude beating it in 18 seconds. His channel is “J K” Turns out, while smashing A and 2, you have to rock the Wii remote back and forth quickly as well.
The ostrich minigame is entirely rng, the way it works is that each bush has a different percentage change of the otritch knocking it over and its the same every playthrough so its just a dice roll with the only hedging factor being the Bush with the lowest percentage which i think is the tall grass thst fills the fence up
It’s both about speed and rhythm, going fast with A2 only works if you rock the Wii remote side to side quickly while pressing A and 2 in a consistent pattern. The button mashing is programmed in a very specific way.
Araceli was glitching tf out in that block minigame??? At 13:02 and 13:06 she was going insane for some reason 😂 Also, this game was legitimate bullshit. Poof genuinely deserved to win this one :(
I was sitting in my high school's Band class and my director was talking about how much he hates ostriches because he was at a petting zoo and got pecked in the head by an ostrich... Sure enough, the next time i check my phone, this video pops up.
Here's a fun little game for all of you: count how many "No"s you hear Poofesure say from 9:01 onwards (up until he says "I refuse to believe the legitimacy of these results")
It’s both speed and timing, the only way to go fast is to mash as fast as possible while spacing out A2 evenly. It’s a really weird way of how the controls are programmed.
The moment I saw the ostrich on the thumbnail, I immediately knew that I was gonna be watching Poof screaming at Wii again. Wait isn't that just every series, episode and video?
It’s both speed and rhythm. If the rhythm is done based on the animation, then you’ll still go really slowly. The controls are programmed so that you not only need to mash as fast as possible, but also space out A2 evenly.
if we do a fan meetup we’re grilling an ostrich
this is how speedrunners feel about RNG
Cheese
Bet
Yummy!!!!
W
I think the ostrich knew where Poof was after he said stupid bird with lady legs. The ostrich got offended and was like that's it.
In the swimming mini game you *MUST NOT* press A and 2 as fast as possible, instead you should do it in a rhythmic way, like "One!, Two!, One!, Two!". I don't know exactly how fast you need to do it, but you should be able to figure it out!
Exactly hes rushing the button mashing like a drummer in band class lmao
i wonder how long it will take him to figure this out
It’s actually both about rhythm and doing it as fast as possible. The A2 is weird in that you have to rock the Wii remote side to side as fast as you can while pressing the buttons in a consistent pattern. It took me some time ever since I got the game years ago, but I figured out what to do and can beat the Master CPUs consistently (I have a video on my channel playing this minigame). But still not sure why the button mashing is programmed that way since it doesn’t seem intuitive.
i believe it's in-time to the diagram on the screen
@@foxii542 You’ll still go slow if you follow the same rhythm the animation is showing. Both quick mashing and a consistent rhythm are important.
“The worst she can say is no…”
Her response: 9:03
I counted 72 'nos'!
Yo I’m cryin yo😂😂😂
The way he’s saying it 😂😭
Men im so horny for Rie and i don't know why.
She's just so hot.
Wtf is wrong with me, she's literally just a mii
yo.. it was only no though.
i love how even the ostrich game has its own lore 😭
It’s literally the bane of Poof he’s lost to it every time I think he came first once out of like 30 times
@@sambreyer7344the lore to the ostrich is he sniffs out cheddar burgers, Alfonso’s, and non-Hotchik women that doesn’t make it have a boner 😂
@@sambreyer7344 i believe he's only won twice of everything he played of Wii party u
First Win: Expert difficulty (beef boss)
Second Win: Master difficulty (Alfonso)
The Ostrich game is the Wii Party equivalent of Bowser’s Big Blast
Poofesure: trying to win at master difficulty.
Ostrich: *So you have chosen death.*
The ostrich heard him say women legs 💀
@zooz2454
You would agree with me that Rie deserves to eat seed
Don’t forget NAAAAAA Rae
@@MauricioLSBwhat about seeds?
9:03 Poof repeatedly saying "No." for 30 seconds had me crying 🤣
same lmao
I counted ~55 no's
i literally came to the comments cuz of it SO ANNOYING
@@motorolla17take apart an engine
@@khaelkuglerI started counting them and no way I have the patience to do it rn I wanted the answer now lmao. I’ll count them later to see if you are right
14:26 Is definitely an all time best poof comment
True, and what he said is just what i like to do with my Pikachu
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@@eurybiaball63 😭💀💀💀
20:16 gotta be top 5
9:01
"no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no absolutely not"
-Poofesure 2024
Damn, 54 no's
@@ryanwebb309 Poof w/ "Yep” in near end basically "YES”: *21 yeps*
*Me do math:* "It’s 34 more no’s = 55 when absolutely not counts than yeps!”
Holy lord , it’s literally all the no’s he said , I was reading and playing the part at same time, priceless 😭😭😭
18:12 poof saw the ostrich game and was immediately scared 😂😂
Why you comment like 8 times wit the same format??
*Insert hotdogs raining on girl face meme* @@PlaymatesRD
The Game AI: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
Poofesure: Don't do it.
Na-rae: Too bad.
14:28 gotta be the wildest thing poof has ever said and that’s saying something
the ostrich on the thumbnail immediately entails horrible rng
@gamesandfun-ph5hg improper gramer is an unfortunate symptom of missing chromosomes. Sorry to break the devastating news
@@isaiahmartushev9371improper “grammar” is an unfortunate symptom of missing chromosomes sorry to break the devastating news
@@isaiahmartushev9371improper “grammar” is an unfortunate symptom of missing chromosomes sorry to break the news
@@isaiahmartushev9371improper grammar is an unfortunate symptom of missing chromosomes sorry to break the news
@gamesandfun-ph5hgspell how you want to man
14:28 Bro what 💀🙏
He just like me fr
Why did he say that 😭😭
@@yoxelloto prove his point
BAHAAHAHAH. i’m saying
@@yoxellothat's too much info 😭
It’s kind of poetic that he started with the swimming game and ended with the ostrich game
6:38 my favorite poof yet.
Relatable
0:39 Poofesure's maniacal laugh got me there ngl
18:09 ostrich game got him traumatized 😭😭
"I'm pushing A and 2 as fast as I can"
* slow ass button mashing in the background *
14:28 and that's something I didn't need to know about poofesure 💀
Loved it
i literally almost pissed my pants
@@kowalskiplota634💀
Yeah i could have gone my whole life without knowing that information lol
The fact he still doesnt understand the swimming game is amazing to me. I have never even played it and can see what hes doing wrong.
I’d love to get the game a try just to figure it out myself
The swimming minigame is both about rhythm and speed, but the controls are programmed in very specific ways. For example, in the first part with A2, going fast only works if you rock the Wii remote side to side quickly while pressing A and 2 in a consistent pattern. I had trouble with this minigame when I first got Wii Party U, but I eventually figured out what to do and can beat the Master CPUs (I have a video on my channel showing gameplay). But the controls are really weird, not sure why they are programmed that way.
22:13 I KNEW SHE’D GET THE MATCHING BONUS!
14:28 buddy 😂😂
wtfffff
That made me spit my pizza out haha
2 times a day is crazy
@@wait_thats_gabbyI do it 4 times
@@Agxbkydcbjg😧
ostrich in the thumbnail = one crazy vid we gon get
0:39 yep already an amazing start
hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA👹👹👹👹👹
21:52 bro had 2/3 chance to go back to within 15 spaces but still got last place
9:00 The Polly, Araceli and Barbara also getting that score PTSD starts kicking in
6:39-6:50 that was very unfortunate timing for poof.. but so funny to watch 😭😭😭
Poof, I'm pretty sure it's impossible to beat the lap happy minigame on master difficulty using the instructions they tell you. To beat the minigame you need to:
Hold A+2 together and shake your wii remote left and right for the first stage
Rotate your thumb in a circular way around the d-pad, but make sure you are continually pressing it (not clicking up then right etc.) for the second stage
For the last stage, shake your wiimote left and right instead of doing full circles.
Game: Looks like this is a neck and neck game what do we have poof play for the final game
CPU: The Ostrich game
Game: I like your thinking
U already know the vid is gonna be legendary when the ostrich is the thumbnail.
Fax 😂
100%
0:38 Not even a minute in and he's already laughing hysterically 😭
I feel like there is some mechanic he is missing in that minigame that he should really dive in and practice with lol. I bet it's not about going as fast as you can but keeping a particular rhythm.
@@Adrobielit’s going as fast as you can, either he’s not doing it fast enough (which would be insane but plausible with how this game is) or he presses the buttons at the same time at points, which might not count as a press, or something else
@@Sp3ctralI Yeah that was one other thought that crossed my mind too. Dude just needs to practice 🤣
@@Sp3ctralIAt this point I need to see it to believe it’s even possible
@@SiebayPlays there’s a video of a dude beating it in 18 seconds. His channel is “J K”
Turns out, while smashing A and 2, you have to rock the Wii remote back and forth quickly as well.
At one point, Poof's worst enemy was Elisa
Now it's an ostrich...
my reaction to the children in my basement begging to leave: 9:03
23:14 "I would say I'm surprised, but honestly, I'm not." - Poof.
"I've never heard of more sense since I was in a penny store." -Poofesure, 2024
The fact that Lap Happy and Hide-And-Go-Beak were the first and last minigames of this video is absolutely amazing.
It's always fun when Poof pronounces a Japanese name completely wrong
4:15 screaming like if he’s in a Mexican song 😂
9:00 she's literally floating
the ostrich minigame is single handedly keeping the series going
0:38 not even a minute in and Poof is already loosing his sanity 😂
14:28 someone add that to the wiki
Where's the wiki?
Ostrich game thumbnail = good video
Who u like better Duty dude or beef boss
“Another day another failure” quote of the day 😂
2:34 bros competitive spirit grew so high it was testable 😂
0:39 already off to a great start of the video!!
The ostrich game! Time to update the compliation.
9:00 he says "no" 55 times in a row here (if i counted right that is)
100% Clipped that moment on sight
He’s been doing that in almost every video lately…his brain keeps getting stuck lol
someone make a remix of that
You mother.... I literally took the time to leave this same exact comment F%$# LOL
I also got 55
And one absolutely not
19:43
Poofesure: Stupid bird with women legs...
Curious Ostrich: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!
ostritch on the thumbnail means business
8:03 - 8:10
Poof went from disappointed to content in 7 seconds
Idk why i cant stop watching poof 24/7. Like this man lives rent free in my head and i love every fuckin thing about it
He’s probably still saying no 😭 9:07
There should be a counter of how many times he said no
@@subwaymanYT Someone else said 72
I’m prepared but also not prepared for what Poof is about to do to this ostrich
Children’s’ favorite word once they reach 3 years old: 9:01
Children's least favorite word: 22:58
4:32 well it ain't gonna smell like roses...
I don't know if I should put the skull emoji or ._.
OSTRICH IS BACK BABYYY
Poofesure:
Wii Party U: *”D’VON, GET THE OSTRICH”*
The ostrich minigame is entirely rng, the way it works is that each bush has a different percentage change of the otritch knocking it over and its the same every playthrough so its just a dice roll with the only hedging factor being the Bush with the lowest percentage which i think is the tall grass thst fills the fence up
6:36 what even happened here lol, the sabotage is real
the game is so rigged the CPUs hacked poof's remote so they could have an advantage
I don't think that first minigame is about you doing the inputs as fast as possible, but about you correctly matching the input at the correct time
And I don’t think he’s ever tried that
It’s both about speed and rhythm, going fast with A2 only works if you rock the Wii remote side to side quickly while pressing A and 2 in a consistent pattern. The button mashing is programmed in a very specific way.
the return of the ostrich
I’m a simple Mii…
I see Ostrich thumbnail, I click
Same
*Ostrich in the thumbnail*
Oh yeah Poof is gonna be very pissed off in the video, isn’t he?
Bro I see you all the time under Dokkan and Nikke stuff on UA-cam and Twitter and now I see you watch Poofesure, you’ve got good taste brother😂
Ostrich is back oh no……..
Araceli was glitching tf out in that block minigame??? At 13:02 and 13:06 she was going insane for some reason 😂
Also, this game was legitimate bullshit. Poof genuinely deserved to win this one :(
Yeah I think this also happened in a previous video, but the cpus in that minigame are literally rigged, they can't walk to where the rocks are
Poof always impresses me. I just think he should know that I was impressed at the part at 2:29.
well he still ended up losing
Lol. True. @@eatham.
The ostrich thumbnail told me everything I need to know about this video 😂
Because we are both time lords from doctor who
I was sitting in my high school's Band class and my director was talking about how much he hates ostriches because he was at a petting zoo and got pecked in the head by an ostrich...
Sure enough, the next time i check my phone, this video pops up.
I don’t care about anything else you said tell me what instrument you play so I can judge you in the most critical way possible.
@@Thorned1Roses That's a very good question, let's just say I have the largest ego on earth
@@Turmpett Oh so a trumpet. Me too.
that round of the skateboard game was absolutely ridiculous
9:00 gotta be my fav poof moment just how dedicated those “no”s were😅😅😂
0:38 Gee, not one full minute in, and we get this!😂🤣
we need poofesure whimper audio
Wtf chat
@@JustMe-yf8fkbro think we're his chat
@@JustMe-yf8fkwtf chat
True
Oh god no
This is always how things can just go wrong
Guess who's back, back again..
Ostrich back, hide poof!
9:01 Pov: you just asked out your crush
22:56 you ask if they're being serious
Mission failed we’ll get em next time
Captions go crazy.
I swear this comment is #1 to me 😂
@@Reboobedmade me laugh 😂
That skateboard minigame was so Rigged the wheel was off the edge
That makes no sense
You know it’s going to be a good one when the ostrich is in the thumbnail
“I’m tied for first with R. Selly”
the ostrich minigame is the GOAT 🤣😂🤣😂
9:03 this goes on for like 30 seconds
we need a video where he plays the swimming minigame on master difficulty until he wins
as soon as i saw the ostrich in the thumbnail i knew this was gonna be interesting
Poofesure dropped this is y I’ve woken up randomly in the middle of the night
Here's a fun little game for all of you: count how many "No"s you hear Poofesure say from 9:01 onwards (up until he says "I refuse to believe the legitimacy of these results")
8:58 seems fair😂😂
4:31 he laughed like nigel from rio 😭
Dudy Dude did his best with the ladies present 😳
we need poofesure whimper audio.
edit: ya’ll i’m kidding ☠️
he's so Ohio!!!
WHAT
Your opinion matters in this establishment
True
gurl what ☠️☠️
waiting for the day Poof finally realizes the Pool game is not about speed but timing 😂
It’s both speed and timing, the only way to go fast is to mash as fast as possible while spacing out A2 evenly. It’s a really weird way of how the controls are programmed.
Seeing “Lap Happy” and having Poof mad laugh not even a minute into the video made my day 😂
weed + new poofesure = night made
domt do drugs kids
Ong bro 😂
@@EnheTook50Benadrylhere, have some candy, you’ve earned it
💊💉🍺🍷🍁
😊🫴
6:37 was such a good yell
I just realized poof was the original caseoh
i worry when i see the ostrich on the thumbnail.
makes me think there'll be MAJOR rage.
9:01 I think this game finally broke him lmao
The moment I saw the ostrich on the thumbnail, I immediately knew that I was gonna be watching Poof screaming at Wii again.
Wait isn't that just every series, episode and video?
18:11 Emmanuel, don’t do it!
Not me thinking the SAME THING😂😂😂😂😂
best drinking game: take a shot every time Poof says "no" @9:00
Poof has come to take your liver then
for the swimming one i think you gotta go slower and time your button pressing, I don't think its about speed
It’s both speed and rhythm. If the rhythm is done based on the animation, then you’ll still go really slowly. The controls are programmed so that you not only need to mash as fast as possible, but also space out A2 evenly.
Rumor is he’s still saying no to this day.