Lizzo Lawsuit and Why We Care - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Standup comedy

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  • @doctorstrangepants6706
    @doctorstrangepants6706 Рік тому +2598

    "We can't keep doing this thing where we conflate talent with character." So very true!

    • @liberalcat9866
      @liberalcat9866 Рік тому +34

      Can’t believe I heard something so profound in a comedy show!

    • @samieD22
      @samieD22 Рік тому

      @@liberalcat9866Oh yeah! Comedians are the shizzz! If you listen there’s plenty of lessons behind a laugh😂 It’s great!

    • @knowun
      @knowun Рік тому +4

      Jarod Carmichael had a bit about talent trumping morals

    • @kafitty
      @kafitty Рік тому +9

      A genuinely profound statement.

    • @JeremyAndersonBoise
      @JeremyAndersonBoise 10 місяців тому +12

      I am Josh’s newest fan and this sort of philosophical observation is why. He is truly brilliant and he seems like a more decent human being than I will ever be.

  • @upcoming3341
    @upcoming3341 Рік тому +2279

    “So, when I fall off my pedestal, I break my ankle and not my neck.” words to live by. I was sleepin’ on Josh, but dude’s really funny. Keep it up man!!

  • @pwojo9776
    @pwojo9776 Рік тому +7116

    "This dog screams. Like human screams"
    Oh, so it's a husky.

    • @jamj4r
      @jamj4r Рік тому +968

      "The dog is anxious 24/7 and is a light sleeper." Oh for sure a husky.

    • @kiwirooks7299
      @kiwirooks7299 Рік тому +479

      Huskys are great dogs but for the love of God, if you're not the type of person to actually walk your dog and play with them a lot, it's not the dog for you. Get a great Pyrenees if you want a snow dog but are lazy. They are good with kids, chill, but still sassy.

    • @BelindaShort
      @BelindaShort Рік тому +82

      Basenji's do this too

    • @mert828
      @mert828 Рік тому +73

      Boston Terriers can be pretty screamy.

    • @Topo-Grigio1312
      @Topo-Grigio1312 Рік тому +209

      Gotta chihuahua that my family found in a dumpster. He has massive abandonment issues but he's also a huge dick to other animals so I can't get another animal to keep him company while I'm at work. I've had to explain to all my neighbors the situation because he sounds like a little girl crying when he's stressed and I DO NOT want to explain that to the police.

  • @MikeyP3000
    @MikeyP3000 9 місяців тому +43

    Josh Johnson is literally my favorite comedian at this point

  • @nerfherder4284
    @nerfherder4284 Рік тому +2263

    OMG somebody give Josh a Netflix special! He's gonna have an hour's worth any day now. #1 underappreciated comic IMHO.

    • @phoenixluk
      @phoenixluk Рік тому +78

      He's done 3. Peacock has two, maybe 3. But there are definitely clips on YT. Enjoy!

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 Рік тому +19

      They Did☺️👍🏿👍🏿

    • @Balladov
      @Balladov Рік тому +7

      Dude too busy and too real.

    • @ilovemelodyjane
      @ilovemelodyjane Рік тому +1

      ​@@Balladovhe has 3

    • @danielledabney11
      @danielledabney11 Рік тому +1

      Yes, PLEASE.😂😂

  • @leavemealoneimintroverted1850
    @leavemealoneimintroverted1850 5 місяців тому +78

    1:27 the dog screaming impression k!lled me 😂😂😂

  • @poliltinktink5343
    @poliltinktink5343 Рік тому +5891

    This dude is the definition of "Under-appreciated genuis." Imagine doing your same job everyday, but always leveling up.

    • @papaduneberrie9512
      @papaduneberrie9512 Рік тому +27

      I'd definitely get a promotion 😊

    • @hammadsheikh6032
      @hammadsheikh6032 Рік тому +13

      Really is!

    • @thedolphinc
      @thedolphinc Рік тому +17

      WOW! He has NEVER EVER made me laugh; I'm STILL Hopeful! I like him because he makes me appreciate Dave Chappelle EVEN MORE!

    • @kenswireart88
      @kenswireart88 Рік тому +15

      If people see u funny kr got talent they next thing they ask is why didnt he blow up yet? it takes time to be recognized. People focus so hard these days on blowing up that they forget the process. This is the process. If they find you and u didnt blow up. They give you some time and if you still dont blow up they gonna say you underrated.. to a lot of people Kevin hard Shaq, thr rock, ppra , Denzel are the richest Blac people alive so if you ain't playing with them on t.v you dont have money and are underrated..

    • @1day2dayme
      @1day2dayme Рік тому +21

      I subscribed to his channel ever since the Nazi BBQ skit was out.

  • @Lillbear3
    @Lillbear3 Рік тому +246

    "We pull our role models, heroes, and positive influences from people we already like from doing other stuff" that is well put.

  • @BuruIgeru
    @BuruIgeru Рік тому +1679

    Ok, this is probs first time I'm joining in this chorus, but I deeply appreciate how Josh manages to alternate between the profound comment on an issue and then bait-and-switching it with a hilarious/offbeat point afterwards. Really harkens to the best of previous generations of comics while speaking to this current age.

    • @juniperfox1064
      @juniperfox1064 Рік тому +9

      for sure

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 Рік тому +21

      I really enjoyed the pace! I like when comedians add a little profundity (wow, didn't know I knew that word!)

    • @_Pauper_
      @_Pauper_ Рік тому +4

      Yeah I was thinking he’s somehow very old school.

    • @4thdimensional_creep
      @4thdimensional_creep Рік тому +14

      I was just saying I wish more modern comics were more philosophical in a way, like George Carlin or Bill Hicks. Delivering important thoughts but with a good mix of humor. I think he might be one of the rarities

    • @_Pauper_
      @_Pauper_ Рік тому +4

      @@4thdimensional_creep two comparisons people would kill for. I can see what you are saying and I agree about more philosophical stand-up

  • @Canny-Octopus
    @Canny-Octopus Рік тому +827

    "We conflate talent with character. We gotta to be careful of people who seek power and fame, and then we act surprised when we see their worst sides."
    👏👏

    • @calistafalcontail
      @calistafalcontail Рік тому

      I dont understand how anyone couldnt see through Lizzo right from the start. She has always been perverted, annoying and fake...it ozzes of her but her fat fans couldnt see it.

    • @SuperRobertoClemente
      @SuperRobertoClemente 9 місяців тому

      True true. Also, like, when you get to Lizzo's level of fame, people are perpetually kissing your ass and no one tells you it might not be a good idea to bring your dancers to the raunchy Dutch strip club to play with dildos. Honest advice is hard to find.

  • @Elmerphant
    @Elmerphant Рік тому +1188

    Please don't change the end to the anxious dog joke. I fucking love that you just let it die and then move onto Lizzo. It brings me so much joy!

    • @mangmenit
      @mangmenit Рік тому +48

      It makes me anxious, so it did its job

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum Рік тому +6

      I had to look this lizzo character up. Very much NOT happy I did that. I would have been happier with the screaming dog story going on and the blubbernaught drama gazette thrown out altogether. My ENTIRE dinner came up when I saw that hippo parade!

    • @sarahinsf
      @sarahinsf Рік тому +10

      @@InservioLetum Hey, not everybody can be Stoya...

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum Рік тому +2

      @@sarahinsf THANK YOU. I had no idea who the piccy was, I just liked the gesture. I had no idea this was someone I should have been obsessed about.
      I make it a point not to google things I haven't heard of (after lemonparty that is just safer) but WOW this woman.

    • @TheTheloniusPunk
      @TheTheloniusPunk Рік тому +1

      Wait, what .. Rewinding

  • @chrisorg170
    @chrisorg170 5 місяців тому +25

    I've never been able to just leave comedy on autoplay but Josh is it 😂. I feel like I'm in on the ground floor of a future legend

  • @Ddal0ceano
    @Ddal0ceano Рік тому +1070

    "if someone can sing doesn't mean they're MLK" 😂

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky Рік тому +37

      You gotta spell it out, so it rhymes.

    • @BoxOfShockolates
      @BoxOfShockolates Рік тому

      Even MLK allegedly physically abused his wife…

    • @manny4mayor
      @manny4mayor Місяць тому +2

      But also, King had his own major flaws. Sometimes you take the good with the not so good.

    • @Maderlololohio
      @Maderlololohio 27 днів тому +1

      ​@@manny4mayorI was just about to say even MLK wasn't 'MLK'

  • @P1Gman
    @P1Gman Рік тому +11

    Conflate talent with character. Truer words have never been spoken, my dude.

  • @Whoknows-mf1cv
    @Whoknows-mf1cv Рік тому +644

    Josh is basically the weekend report, the daily show, last week tonight all rolled up into one.

    • @jc3m
      @jc3m Рік тому +28

      Josh out here single-handedly saving us from boredom during the writers’ strike.

    • @sarawarlestedt7242
      @sarawarlestedt7242 Рік тому +3

      I wonder if he could replace Trevor Noah at the daily show. Or at least guest host?

    • @Whoknows-mf1cv
      @Whoknows-mf1cv Рік тому

      @@sarawarlestedt7242 that would be a dream!

    • @francinedavis6026
      @francinedavis6026 9 місяців тому

      I agree

    • @ezekieldoughlin1091
      @ezekieldoughlin1091 7 місяців тому +4

      Josh has been a writer on the Daily Show for years.

  • @bosse1092
    @bosse1092 Рік тому +133

    I’m 43 years old and ever since being a child I realized the power of comedy and comedians role in telling their story and how it relates to the world and this young man has the gift! I hope he finds great things in his path ! Go get um ! Looking forward to seeing ya star rise

  • @BrianDMorton
    @BrianDMorton Рік тому +819

    This dude has material so quickly

    • @ayokunleakachi9823
      @ayokunleakachi9823 Рік тому +6

      RIGHT!!!

    • @phoenixluk
      @phoenixluk Рік тому +15

      Meanwhile it takes me 2 months to post another blog.

    • @ayokunleakachi9823
      @ayokunleakachi9823 Рік тому +9

      @phoenixluk dude, I'm a nutritionist. I've been "planning" on starting a channel for 1 1/2 years...lol. this guy is kickn me in the butt!

    • @phoenixluk
      @phoenixluk Рік тому +3

      @ayokunleakachi9823 omg dude I need you! Nutritionists and dietitians helped me so much when I was at my worst with anorexia. Even now, when I get disordered eating, which is rooted in my PTSD, they help me out big time. Thanks for your work!

    • @o-wolf
      @o-wolf Рік тому +7

      He sees funny shit &then writes about it or freestyles his thoughts on it . Its almost like all his sets are "testers" where he does a run down on what happened in the news of interest that week.. best way to hone your craft

  • @reynardgordon3751
    @reynardgordon3751 5 місяців тому +21

    The reckless and yet impossibly smooth transition between topics is insane!

  • @kristopherwilliams6625
    @kristopherwilliams6625 Рік тому +314

    This guy is truly a working comedian. He's on stage like everyday with new stuff. Definitely think he's gonna make it big!!

  • @MargaretPinard
    @MargaretPinard 5 місяців тому +12

    talent... character... that was a mic drop, Josh! 💘

  • @thestormlscoming
    @thestormlscoming Рік тому +408

    It’s crazy how he’s been coming out with all this content week after week. He’s just an interesting guy. I’ve loved Josh’s stuff for years and I love seeing more from him. The special was so good too. How it went from trauma discussed in therapy to a joke on stage hits home

  • @JustHereForCats
    @JustHereForCats Рік тому +677

    Whoever let that lady adopt an anxious dog for her husband is wrong for that 😂😂😂
    I’ve never been to a shelter when they employees/volunteers didn’t know the personalities of the animals there. They must have wanted that fella out of there so bad 😅😅😅

    • @MM-jf1me
      @MM-jf1me Рік тому +105

      Many times dogs will be so anxious and scared in shelter situations that they'll just "shut down" and won't show their personalities and anxieties until they've been in a home situation for a couple weeks: a calm, steady-seeming dog in a shelter may end up being a basketcase at home. Some shelter staff may be unscrupulous, but many times staff just don't know how the dogs will behave.

    • @Spit1990
      @Spit1990 Рік тому +2

      AH!

    • @JustHereForCats
      @JustHereForCats Рік тому +5

      @@MM-jf1me I guess I’ve been blessed to see the nicer sides of animal adoption where that not the case. Even just volunteering, everyone always seemed so close to all animals.

    • @MM-jf1me
      @MM-jf1me Рік тому +14

      @@JustHereForCats It's not that the animals are being abused or treated unkindly -- they're in a scary situation and they're probably traumatized. Human children often go through the same process if they are rehomed because their guardians passed away etc -- they're subdued, often grieving, scared, uncertain, etc. and it's only as they gain more confidence in their new environment that they'll feel safe enough to act out or be vocal about their needs.

    • @JustHereForCats
      @JustHereForCats Рік тому +8

      @@MM-jf1me no I’m not saying the shelters are not nicely kept or mean to animals. I’m saying that my only experiences at a shelter have been the types where the animals seem really social and bonded to the people around them. That might have been by their design, now that we are having this conversation, and really I’m thinking about it. That’s why my initial thought was “why would they send an anxious dog to an anxious man?? Don’t they know it’s anxious?”
      And I have nothing against anxious dogs either… my dog requires a bit of extra attention, himself. He is scared of men 😕

  • @lincolnabraham3504
    @lincolnabraham3504 Рік тому +445

    Playing Lizzo as the outro is WILD.

    • @emmanuelt257
      @emmanuelt257 Рік тому +17

      that's what I'm sayinn 🤣

    • @Lokism.
      @Lokism. Рік тому +26

      bruhhh i literally said the same thing out loud
      I was losing my mind, just cackling.

    • @JBravoEcho09
      @JBravoEcho09 6 місяців тому +3

      came down to the comments for this exact one lol

  • @may.k_me
    @may.k_me Рік тому +145

    "We can't keep doing this thing where we conflate talent for character" I think that was probably the best thing he said
    In a serious manner

    • @PhillyFrank1
      @PhillyFrank1 5 місяців тому +5

      Ditto for conflating wealth with worth.

  • @arhshields
    @arhshields Рік тому +121

    "Babe, get up, new Josh..."
    "Not now, babe, watching the new Josh Johnson drop"

  • @ZenFurBall
    @ZenFurBall 5 місяців тому +12

    He’s brilliant ❤️

  • @TheSongwritingCat
    @TheSongwritingCat Рік тому +347

    It's very tempting to form parasocial bonds, but you have to remain critical of people you don't actually know. That said, there are levels of transgressions. I forget the terminology but I think people are quick to feel "betrayed" and jump to cancellation because they forget that stranger is another person and not simply a reflection of their opinions or what they project onto their idol.

    • @actang9429
      @actang9429 Рік тому +12

      Very well said

    • @xiwenchen189
      @xiwenchen189 Рік тому +19

      People also hold celebrity women to a far harsher standard while repeatedly forgiving celebrity men. Rowling said awful things about trans people and gives money to Scottish conservative party, which should be examined. Yet American audiences have forgiven Dolce and Gabbana for many more repulsive offenses: body shaming women, shaming ivf, that racist 1900s style Chinese ad, etc. Everyone should figure out what the line is for them, which person's work can they enjoy despite the person being an imperfect human. Everyone has opinions and ideas that another group could be trigged by. I'm not going to give up my Harry Potter merch.

    • @straberryshinigami15g97
      @straberryshinigami15g97 Рік тому

      You write this whole paragraph to say you’ll still support a transphobe .
      As a trans person, I’m disappointed

    • @celia1888
      @celia1888 Рік тому +17

      ​@@xiwenchen189yes and no. In those two cases you're referencing women who built their brand and celebrity off accepting and welcoming ppl who are othered. It's not just a feeling of betrayal because ppl projected on them but because they actively encouraged having this idea projected onto them and even helped it grow to get their money.
      It's basically false advertising.
      The paradoxical relationships fans have with them is in part because of their branding so it worsens the feeling of betrayal.
      D&G does not have the same kind of parasocial relationship based on a celebrity's personality and image.
      Not saying that mysogyny doesn't play a part 'cause it totally does, but it's more in the sense of "making it worse" than it because the cause

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe 10 місяців тому

      ​@xiwenchen189 OK. Nice to hear that you can just kinda ... know she's using your money to hurt people. Funding conversion torture for trans kids. But, welp, your lil wand sure is fun to play with. You keep giving her money, knowing what she's doing with it, just for that.
      OK. That's who you are. There are your values.

  • @mari-bella
    @mari-bella Рік тому +27

    It’s so rare to stumble across a comedian I could watch on repeat all day-but today I’ve found one in this man 😂

  • @Sicaughtik
    @Sicaughtik Рік тому +185

    I always liked your comedy but you're really on a whole other level these days. Quickly becoming one of the greats.

  • @oldman9642
    @oldman9642 11 місяців тому +13

    Dude is an amazing artist. His comedy is always outstanding but contains a moral aspect. I hope he rises to the stars. 👏👏👏👏

  • @dontletmebrown
    @dontletmebrown Рік тому +108

    Love that you aren't going for forced punchlines and chasing big laughs every single second. Low key/laid back comedy like this is underrated.

    • @dumbothejumbo1583
      @dumbothejumbo1583 20 днів тому +1

      he's pretty unique, he doing a national tour, each "set" about current affairs. he is talented, not too many people, headliners included would be given an opportunity to just hit the stage and wax poetic for up to an hour. he fills seats. what bigger ego boost, people pay to watch him voice his opinion. i have opinions but nobody trying to pay me to hear them much less watch on UA-cam for free 😜

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam 9 місяців тому +8

    I met a vet with PTSD whose emotional support dog is the most terrified nervous wreck all the time. This dog is shaking constantly (not a natural shake like a Chihuahua, it's a poodle). The dog just shakes and needs to be comforted all the time....BUT it works for him because he is so focused on being there for this tiny scared dog that it takes his mind off of his own fears and issues. It is almost like that experiment where they gave abused monkeys younger monkeys to foster and the older monkeys flourished becoming what the younger monkeys needed.

  • @claudiazg9932
    @claudiazg9932 Рік тому +636

    I love how he is ending a joke and then just starts randomly talking about another unrelated topic , just like talking to your friend sjsksj

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 Рік тому +30

      That change of topic gave me whiplash.

    • @chanthana7694
      @chanthana7694 Рік тому +29

      Love that format cause we won't know what's coming. Lol

    • @kalebseymore9625
      @kalebseymore9625 Рік тому +12

      Couldn’t tell why I loved his delivery you finally put it to words😂

    • @bobo-zs9zv
      @bobo-zs9zv Рік тому +2

      Kinda how stand up comedy works isn’t it? Pretty similar.

    • @silververnallbells191
      @silververnallbells191 8 місяців тому +3

      @@bobo-zs9zv Most comedians use transitions between jokes.

  • @birgitpost3675
    @birgitpost3675 6 місяців тому +4

    Josh you're hilarious. And kind. And wise beyond your years. Thank you for that. Hope to see you sometime soon in KCMO.

  • @phoenixluk
    @phoenixluk Рік тому +352

    "We often conflate talent and character." YES! 100%. Nicely said. But also, ya forgot to mention the whole banana situation. That's a wild accusation coming from multiple people, and why can I picture that actually happening with Lizzo? Man... she gon have to play a really old and really famous American iconic flute to the tune of Lose Yourself to win half those bots back.

    • @melleroy7341
      @melleroy7341 Рік тому +57

      I genuinely don't get how so many people seem to focus more on the whole discrimination and fat-shaming part than on the sexual harassment allegations (!!), which seem ten times worse to me...

    • @dagripper77
      @dagripper77 Рік тому +28

      ​@@melleroy7341because no one cares about sexual harassment unless a man is doing it, then it's a problem.

    • @hectorlagos8937
      @hectorlagos8937 Рік тому +1

      ​@@melleroy7341because a Black Overweight Woman doing it does not help the Sexual Harrassment narrative some group of people are trying to push

    • @FireAndFoodCompany
      @FireAndFoodCompany Рік тому +25

      ​@@melleroy7341because the fat and body shaming allows people who don't like Lizzo/fat people to take an I told you so stance. The sexual harassment, while bad, doesn't reinforce those who take issue with body positivity movements. Lizzo, a body positivity icon, being a hypocrite is a very big middle finger to her community and ammunition to the opposition.

    • @vishnu2407
      @vishnu2407 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@hectorlagos8937calm down confederate soldier

  • @WillowGardener
    @WillowGardener Рік тому +47

    I like that the dog calls the human "dawg"

  • @hugol9927
    @hugol9927 Рік тому +41

    what i like most about your jokes is that you always find a way to put an unpredictable spin on every situation. great job

  • @sarahmongold7217
    @sarahmongold7217 Рік тому +46

    « We can’t keep doing this thing where we conflate talent for character » is such a good take and I love it

  • @thatdarncass
    @thatdarncass Рік тому +232

    That sudden jump to Lizzo was great. I was eating and legit choked on my mini sweet pepper for a second.

  • @laylawathubanda5737
    @laylawathubanda5737 Рік тому +208

    I need Josh to drop that skin routine in his next bit because my man's skin is FLAWLESS

  • @laniedav8078
    @laniedav8078 11 місяців тому +3

    I need to
    lol everyday… Josh always delivers… I so appreciate his naturally well thought out next level humor!😂

  • @robkey4487
    @robkey4487 6 місяців тому +13

    I listen to him every morning to put me a good mood. Laughter is healing😊

  • @pandoraskiesYT
    @pandoraskiesYT Рік тому +11

    Love the "we're just hanging out talking" kind of comedy style. I get so into the set 😁

  • @catlovingcarol
    @catlovingcarol 5 місяців тому +4

    Great comedy there without being mean, nasty or one sided towards subject matter. Just straight up funny which is what people want. You show true intelligence. Keep it up; you'll go far.

  • @chanthana7694
    @chanthana7694 Рік тому +17

    I just found this guy and I love him already, his jokes and the way he delivered them, and keep it clean. Something about him that just makes me feel calm and relax not to mention smiling and laughing.

  • @Tweetyresm
    @Tweetyresm Рік тому +63

    FIRST - I want to let people know that there are such thing as TRAINED emotional service animals. When not used personally, they work as therapy dogs. They're trained to have a calming temperment for those with crippling anxiety and those that are neurodivergent. But yeah... Josh is cool. Glad I got to see him at SXSW in Austin.

    • @callmecharlie99
      @callmecharlie99 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, this dog needs to be rehomed for both his and his owners good. This is an example of people who misunderstand that you have to ensure the animal in question's temperament before adopting them when looking for an emotional support animal.

    • @splendidcolors
      @splendidcolors 3 місяці тому +2

      There are therapy dogs (who work with people in settings like hospitals or day centers) and there are emotional support animals who only work with their owner. There are also psychiatric support dogs who are trained in specific tasks like interrupting someone who's having a flashback and helping guide them away from the trigger, or getting their rescue meds.

  • @krubixcube
    @krubixcube Рік тому +15

    Saw him about six months ago live and he was fantastic. An underappreciated comedian for sure.

  • @crnkmnky
    @crnkmnky Рік тому +15

    11:09 🎶 They really played him off with a Lizzo song. 😸

  • @abigailloar956
    @abigailloar956 Рік тому +71

    His smile is infectious. I myself laughing before he even told a joke

  • @ama__dee
    @ama__dee Рік тому +11

    I was in New York last year and happened to come to the comedy cellar with a friend and you were one of the performers that night! It was my first experience ever at a standup comedy show (I’m from Italy we don’t really have much of those here🥹) and I loooooved it, you were all so great! And it’s even more amazing that UA-cam randomly suggested this video today a year later. I recognized you right away, such a pleasant surprise! 💛

  • @outkastbowiecollaborationi6963
    @outkastbowiecollaborationi6963 Рік тому +28

    Great when the humor is interspersed with some beautiful wisdom.

  • @AK-jt7kh
    @AK-jt7kh 5 місяців тому +4

    The dog bit was so good I had to listen to it over again 😂

  • @legemini798
    @legemini798 Рік тому +67

    Premieres in 4h and i already know its gonna be worth it

    • @thestormlscoming
      @thestormlscoming Рік тому +1

      What does?

    • @legemini798
      @legemini798 Рік тому +1

      @@thestormlscoming the man's humor is impeccable and he is not regurgitating topics set after set by heart, but giving a funny commentary on recent events

    • @thestormlscoming
      @thestormlscoming Рік тому

      i agree but i dont know what youre saying when you say premieres in 4 hours@@legemini798

    • @michael-4k4000
      @michael-4k4000 8 місяців тому

      "Ladies and gentlemen
      Let's put our hands together for this dynasty!
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      Welcome ladies and gentlemen
      To the 8th wonder of the world!
      The flow of the century, always timeless: Hov!
      Thanks for coming out tonight
      You could've been anywhere in the world
      But you're here with me, I appreciate that, ah"
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      For shizzle, my nizzle, used to dribble down in VA
      Was herbing 'em in the home of the Terrapins
      Got it dirt cheap for them
      Plus if they was short with cheese I would work with them
      Brought in weed, got rid of that dirt for them
      Wasn't-born hustlers, I was birthing 'em
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      For sheezy, my neezy, keep my arms so breezy
      Can't leave rap alone, the game needs me
      Haters want me clapped in chrome, it ain't easy
      Cops want to knock me, D.A. wants to box me in
      But somehow I beat them charges like Rocky
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      Not guilty, he who does not feel me
      Is not real to me, therefore he doesn't exist
      So poof! Vamoose, son of a bitch!
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      For shizzle, my nizzle, used to dribble down in VA
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      That's the anthem, get your damn hands up!
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      Not guilty, y'all got to feel me
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      That's the anthem, get your damn hands up!
      I do this for my culture, to let them know
      What a nigga look like when a nigga in a roaster
      Show them how to move in a room full of vultures
      Industry is shady, it needs to be taken over
      Label owners hate me, I'm raising the status quo up
      I'm overcharging niggas for what they did to the Cold Crush
      Pay us like you owe us for all the years that you hoed us
      We can talk, but money talks, so talk mo' bucks
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      For shizzle, my nizzle, used to dribble down in VA
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      That's the anthem, get your damn hands up!
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      Not guilty, y'all got to feel me
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      That's the anthem, get your damn hands up!
      Hov is back, life stories told through rap
      Niggas acting like I sold you crack
      Like I told you sell drugs, no, Hov did that
      So hopefully you won't have to go through that
      I was raised in the projects, roaches and rats
      Smokers out back selling their mama's sofa
      Lookouts on the corner focused on the ave
      Ladies in the window, focused on the kinfolk
      Me under a lamppost, why I got my hand closed?
      Crack's in my palm, watching the long arm of the law
      So you know I seen it all before
      I've seen Hoop Dreams deflate like a true fiend's weight
      To try and to fail: the two things I hate
      Succeed and this rap game: the two things that's great
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      What else can I say about dude? I gets busy
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      For shizzle, my nizzle, used to dribble down in VA
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      That's the anthem, get your damn hands up!
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      Not guilty, y'all got to feel me
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      That's the anthem, get your damn hands up!
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A
      H to the Izz-O, V to the Izz-A

  • @Taylor-bw4zg
    @Taylor-bw4zg Рік тому +9

    0:38 Fun fact! the only two animals officially recognized as "Service Animals" in my state are actually Dogs and Miniature Horses.

  • @davestrange3718
    @davestrange3718 Рік тому +56

    You have that host feel. You're always current. Funny as hell

  • @morganniciomhair8284
    @morganniciomhair8284 3 місяці тому +3

    Josh you are hilarious. The dog joke😅

  • @JessicaWagner-wz9cf
    @JessicaWagner-wz9cf Рік тому +48

    By far hes my favorite im so excited to hear what he has to say

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus Рік тому +57

    Stuff like this makes me so anxious for dogs. They have no choice in the matter at all. They just get bought randomly for whatever purpose, and if they fail to live up to the expectations of their owner, they get discarded. Only now instead of being a puppy or coming from a breeder, they're coming from a shelter and a lot of people treat them like trash or like something is wrong with them. Absolutely breaks my heart.
    I live in a rural area and strays that have been abandoned come up to my house all the time because they are starving and also seeking human contact that they were raised with. Breaks my fucking heart every time and I end up taking them all in because no one else wants them. Even had a chipped dog once and after calling the owner and telling them I found their dog, they hung up on me. I called back again and he said he didn't want it and not to call back again. They do this shit with dogs and cats all the time... People, usually from the city, just drive out here "in the middle of nowhere" where they think no one is watching or seeing what they're doing, and just pull off the side of the road and put their animal out and drive off and leave them.
    And even if they take them to a shelter, the shelters get so backed up and filled to capacity that they either kill the less desirable dogs to make room or, if it is a no-kill shelter, then it has to live the rest of its life in a cage because they don't get adopted. Absolutely breaks my heart.
    I hope they learn to live with and love that screaming dog or find a good home for it. Being abandoned is the worst thing.

    • @CarnivorousCowMan
      @CarnivorousCowMan Рік тому +7

      I understand. It happens with people too, in different ways

    • @TheDrexxus
      @TheDrexxus Рік тому +15

      @@CarnivorousCowMan I know it, and my heart goes out to everybody, but people at least have the capacity to right themselves and be independent and make their own decisions.
      A dog is entirely at the mercy of their owner. Whether they are loved, neglected, abandoned, or even killed, the owner can do whatever they want with them and the dog has no say in the matter.
      I wish humans were more compassionate and generous toward one another and all living things in general instead of looking at a creature and only thinking of the ways its existence benefits them.

    • @CarnivorousCowMan
      @CarnivorousCowMan Рік тому +2

      @@TheDrexxus I agree.

    • @straberryshinigami15g97
      @straberryshinigami15g97 Рік тому +2

      Yea. My heart goes out to all animals, companion animals, animals raised for food, fashion , entertainment, and kept in captivity . We are so cruel to non human animals

    • @TheDrexxus
      @TheDrexxus Рік тому +5

      @@straberryshinigami15g97
      Thats not true at all.
      We're also cruel to other humans!

  • @lizturner267
    @lizturner267 Рік тому +25

    You prove my point that Comedians are some of the smartest people on the planet. You’re work is so well crafted! Hope you bring your stand-up north 🇨🇦 one of these days.

  • @meganf.2543
    @meganf.2543 Рік тому +40

    I saw Josh Johnson for the first time a couple of years ago when he opened for Trevor Noah in San Diego. For me, he stole the show. So smart, so funny, and he makes it all look so easy.

    • @JoshJohnsonComedy
      @JoshJohnsonComedy  7 місяців тому +1

      San Diego went on sale today. Get tickets at americancomedyco.com/search?q=josh+johnson

  • @mintmittens
    @mintmittens Рік тому +42

    the lizzo exit music LMAO

  • @kylekillgannon
    @kylekillgannon 5 місяців тому +9

    "Just because he sings doesn't make him Martin Luther King." Is such a good quote.

  • @ot7stan207
    @ot7stan207 Рік тому +278

    Josh reminds me of Trevor Noah... the way they tie in comedy with recent events and also the profound message in etween that makes you forget its not a ted talk. keep doing u josh I enjoy seeing your videos!

    • @Xoulrath_
      @Xoulrath_ Рік тому +7

      You don't watch a lot of comedy do you? That's part of the job. Josh isn't doing anything that most other comics aren't.

    • @cat_duck
      @cat_duck Рік тому +42

      He writes for the Daily Show. So he was clearly influenced by Trevor's style and vice versa

    • @Mopark25
      @Mopark25 Рік тому

      ​@@Xoulrath_You don't watch a lot of comedy if you think all comedians do that. Or are you getting profound insight from Kevin Hart? Lol gtfo

    • @breeze904
      @breeze904 Рік тому +16

      Well he did write for the daily show so I'm sure that has influence

    • @ot7stan207
      @ot7stan207 Рік тому +7

      @@Xoulrath_ I do watch a lot of comedy, but perhaps not the genre of comedy you reference.

  • @leeshaolivier9298
    @leeshaolivier9298 6 місяців тому +7

    Absolute genius. ❤

  • @blackbuddhaPA
    @blackbuddhaPA Рік тому +32

    “Get me the n***a that Cosby got, ok?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @patbingsuyaa
    @patbingsuyaa Рік тому +60

    "We can't keep doing this thing where we conflate talent for character."- Josh Johnson

  • @MrNH718
    @MrNH718 Рік тому +460

    I like this guy.
    I'm not looking forward to the day he's so famous that he won't upload so much content for free. 😂

    • @Balladov
      @Balladov Рік тому +37

      Na this is his b roll. You know he is crafting his best stuff into a special.

    • @BelindaShort
      @BelindaShort Рік тому +26

      then you can pay for his content =) It will be worth it and you'll be supporting him

    • @ficofinesse
      @ficofinesse Рік тому +17

      Support the man when that time comes. He is phenomenal

    • @goober69er
      @goober69er Рік тому +2

      He won’t but someone else will.

    • @margorgogo
      @margorgogo Рік тому

      Enjoy his daily…😊

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch Рік тому +7

    Sometimes the UA-cam algorithm absolutely nails it. It was my first time hearing Josh today and he did not disappoint

  • @desireeholloway3353
    @desireeholloway3353 Рік тому +15

    “I sprain my ankle instead of break my neck…” Bahahahaha! 😂🦵🏾💥👍🏾

  • @Redcrane-nu8ut
    @Redcrane-nu8ut 6 місяців тому +2

    Love ❤️ Josh Johnson. So understated it hurts funny funny

  • @EssiSings
    @EssiSings Рік тому +71

    I figured out the positive influence thing when Miley went from Hannah Montana to wrecking ball and people freaked out😂

  • @Sarriacarreviews
    @Sarriacarreviews Рік тому +4

    That dog bit is awesome

  • @CheveeDodd
    @CheveeDodd Рік тому +43

    I really appreciate you sharing your sets raw like this. I live in an area with no comedy clubs, and I've always wondered how famous comedians handle sets. I've been writing and hope to get on stage sometime... I just need to find the place!

  • @Soeia.ElliotClark
    @Soeia.ElliotClark 7 місяців тому +1

    I've been listening to these sets all day to decompress from work.

  • @WCandle-zx6kg
    @WCandle-zx6kg Рік тому +10

    Soooo ready (and grateful) for this! 🤗

  • @celestialnubian
    @celestialnubian Рік тому +34

    With the writer's strike still going, Josh Johnson is out here giving me my monologue fix. They could give him The Daily Show and I wouldn't be mad.

  • @rjkessler
    @rjkessler Рік тому +26

    Best comedian right now. 👍🏿

  • @Myunsolicitedthoughts
    @Myunsolicitedthoughts 10 місяців тому +2

    The part about the emotional support animal was so new and fresh😂🤣😂🤣😂 I really needed that laugh man!!!!! It made me spit out my drink!!!!!

  • @LostSoulSearching
    @LostSoulSearching 6 місяців тому +3

    Oh My CHEEZITS!!!! I have a service dog and this was too cute. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @StadtmannHV
    @StadtmannHV Рік тому +16

    He performed the emptional support dog story so well, i completely forgot I clicked on a Lizzo stuff

  • @jessb465
    @jessb465 Рік тому +57

    This kid is going to be hugggee. Comedic genius level. He’s laid back, he’s witty, he’s relevant and covers so many topics. I really think he will become one of the greats.

  • @kmiknik4861
    @kmiknik4861 Рік тому +7

    Damn. Josh always says what we are all thinking better and more impactfully. Then also makes you scream laugh. So excited for how far he has come and will continue to go....

  • @avwise4565
    @avwise4565 Рік тому +12

    I absolutely love his intelligent and funny comedy. I also rooted for him to succeed Trevor after his Daily Show departure. Keep shining and doing what you love…we appreciate your humor!🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤

  • @frankensteinlives
    @frankensteinlives Рік тому +1

    "Talent does not equal character" tysm

  • @roosterj
    @roosterj Рік тому +24

    The real comedy was ending the video with the notes to About Damn Time by Lizzo.

  • @Vivaciouslight730
    @Vivaciouslight730 Рік тому +2

    J. Johnson is super talented, his disposition is so adorable. Headed for a phenomenal journey. Keep smiling young prince🤗..great work.

  • @TWHowl
    @TWHowl Рік тому +138

    It’s truly shocking that pets “trained” by anxious people end up anxious themselves. A real mystery, the likes of which we may never see again.

    • @cmdkwood
      @cmdkwood Рік тому +7

      My friend's dog now takes Prozac :|

    • @TWHowl
      @TWHowl Рік тому +9

      @@cmdkwood Yeah I know a family that have a dog on actual Xanax. Mom dad and son are all medicated, mom and dad are both prolific psychiatrists. The irony.

    • @sunnyscript1224
      @sunnyscript1224 Рік тому +7

      What? Did we listen to the same story? They didn't train the dog, they just brought it in and it turned out to be anxious. Am i missing something?😅

    • @kafitty
      @kafitty Рік тому

      Former professional dog trainer here. I thank goodness every day I got out in 2019. 😅

    • @TWHowl
      @TWHowl Рік тому

      @@bwhere45 oh I’m using that one

  • @lisadicksteen1823
    @lisadicksteen1823 4 місяці тому +1

    You are my new favorite comic. I know I am late to the party, but you came up in my UA-cam feed (who knows how these things work) and I have been telling everyone I know to watch your clips. Thanks for being awesome.

  • @joshuawiese8446
    @joshuawiese8446 Рік тому +11

    That dog scream is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard… I’m frigging dying over here

  • @WhenTheSunLordsFell
    @WhenTheSunLordsFell 4 місяці тому +2

    i love how he just brings the tea to the cellar

  • @mutomboinprogress
    @mutomboinprogress Рік тому +22

    The emotional support dog story got me screaming even louder than the dog itself 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @petebishop7524
    @petebishop7524 Рік тому

    Wow….genius!!!! This guy is GREAT! Best I’ve seen since John Pinett!

  • @ksy4747
    @ksy4747 Рік тому +8

    Watching this high. This was the longest 4 minutes of my life. The story seemed to go on forever and I was laughing none stop 😂😂😂

  • @gnrdontcry
    @gnrdontcry 5 місяців тому +2

    Josh Johnson, I like your work on The Daily Show you are good and very talented (remember what you said about talented people LOL). Truth, I really like your bits on the daily show, all you guys there are good! I am just seeing your stand up Josh and man you are really good!
    All the best Josh!

  • @jashanestone
    @jashanestone Рік тому +5

    Up to date to the minute and funny? General in this comedic thing! 😂😂😂😂

  • @SoberOKMoments
    @SoberOKMoments Місяць тому +1

    The dog bit had me in stitches. Thanks for the laugh out louds!

  • @IagoSB__0.0
    @IagoSB__0.0 5 місяців тому +3

    As a person who grew up in Texas, I feel like that story summarizes Texas perfectly

  • @dienglish7777
    @dienglish7777 5 місяців тому +1

    8:42 😅😂JJ's delivery...THE LOOK he gives the crowd!!😅 Love this guy!!

  • @Sawred1979
    @Sawred1979 Рік тому +173

    See...it is possible to joke about Lizzo and not talk about her weight. Good job 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @koaluanabunnies
      @koaluanabunnies Рік тому +42

      Still, her recent controversies are pretty... heavy.

    • @aurum6664
      @aurum6664 Рік тому +15

      True considering how big her problems right now i feel bad but she did those obese i mean obscene things to other people. Well the world is ROUND so maybe she will BOUNCE back 😂😂😂

    • @koaluanabunnies
      @koaluanabunnies Рік тому +27

      @@aurum6664 I'm not sure she will, given the gravity of the situation

    • @voriandayne-en9gb
      @voriandayne-en9gb Рік тому +16

      Because her weight is the lightest thing she’s dealing with

    • @koaluanabunnies
      @koaluanabunnies Рік тому +11

      As if she didn't have enough on her plate to begin with... Oh well, justice will be served. Hopefully with a side salad.

  • @irandude1655
    @irandude1655 Рік тому

    Thank you Josh, for giving us this free show! So generous of you.