Game Theory: How to SURVIVE the Mad Max Carmageddon!

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  • @GameTheory
    @GameTheory  9 років тому +1760

    Five Nights at Freddy's 4 AND Dragon Ball Z theories TOMORROW!
    In the words of Mad Max: "What a day! What a LOVELY DAY!"

    • @WilliamWuHoo
      @WilliamWuHoo 9 років тому +5

      With that much more money to earn? Yeah right it is.

    • @grasshopperrin133
      @grasshopperrin133 9 років тому +2

      Dasher Gaming It is

    • @Rundrop
      @Rundrop 9 років тому +8

      whaaaaaat? How did you figure out the entire theory of fnaf ALREADY?

    • @eternaldarkness2051
      @eternaldarkness2051 9 років тому +2

      The Game Theorists hey matpat? could you possibly do five nights at freddie's 4? pretty plz?

    • @xTheBountyHunterx
      @xTheBountyHunterx 9 років тому +9

      What happened about your Destiny theory?

  • @StopChangingUsernamesYouTube
    @StopChangingUsernamesYouTube 6 років тому +567

    Can confirm. My life was saved, and I now ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

  • @LonelyMarshtomp
    @LonelyMarshtomp 4 роки тому +515

    MatPat: We are primed for the world coming to a gruesome end
    Me: I’m afraid your about 4 and a half years too early

  • @leogreck9984
    @leogreck9984 5 років тому +73

    Matpat: Our enemys are called the War Boys.
    Roadkill and Buzzards: Are we a joke to you?

  • @Umneriko
    @Umneriko 8 років тому +1718

    I don't know what I would do if I saw matt charging at me with a spear yelling "ITS JUST A THEORY!!!"

    • @RubyRain268
      @RubyRain268 8 років тому +64

      I would laugh and cry

    • @dreamonsnow4629
      @dreamonsnow4629 8 років тому +14

      I would get my pipe da~^J^
      ^
      RP answer
      Run
      ^
      Real Me

    • @Ayelis
      @Ayelis 8 років тому +16

      Theories are scientifically proven and peer-reviewed. But I digress; The Game Hypothesis't's doesn't sound as cool.

    • @meriumii3612
      @meriumii3612 8 років тому +25

      Run into him and punch him while he calculates the arc and angles to maximize the chance to hit me. When he's down, taunt "You got anything smart to say now?!"

    • @zillanimu
      @zillanimu 8 років тому +13

      with catpat clawing at your face

  • @OctoNoctoCringeFest
    @OctoNoctoCringeFest 8 років тому +204

    My mum walked in on me at the 'little mini theorist babies' part
    why does this happen to me

    • @i.dig.ducks02
      @i.dig.ducks02 8 років тому

      Lol

    • @milessam2145
      @milessam2145 8 років тому

      Lel

    • @mayoman6384
      @mayoman6384 8 років тому

      +Octo Nocto well....... i know that happens

    • @saintfrosty6165
      @saintfrosty6165 8 років тому

      +LBA2 DoTo can't people learn to know that that "free" gift card is fake .

    • @alucard2d
      @alucard2d 8 років тому

      +Slikxflame they know

  • @caiodiniz7371
    @caiodiniz7371 4 роки тому +468

    Seeing the intro of this epsode in 2020 😂

  • @fakeamerican6177
    @fakeamerican6177 4 роки тому +189

    Matpat: The world could end at an moment
    Everyone in 2020: hahahaha yeah right
    Edit: an =any

    • @DontTicklemyBalls
      @DontTicklemyBalls 3 роки тому +2

      U mean “any”

    • @sebastianstokes4888
      @sebastianstokes4888 3 роки тому +1

      Mad Max actually took place in 2021

    • @DontTicklemyBalls
      @DontTicklemyBalls 3 роки тому +1

      @@sebastianstokes4888 ohhhhhhhhh shhhhiiii-

    • @The_Kurg
      @The_Kurg 3 роки тому +1

      So why am I still alive

    • @Ethan.YT.
      @Ethan.YT. 3 роки тому +1

      If 2021 was miss spelt as 2012 then..... it is a big coincidence thought im now very scared

  • @Gravedigga63
    @Gravedigga63 9 років тому +497

    MatPat saying “poon” makes me uncomfortable

    • @victoro9842
      @victoro9842 9 років тому +27

      POON POON POON POON POON POON

    • @SolstaceWinters
      @SolstaceWinters 9 років тому +20

      Gravedigga63 It's the same for me whenever I say "moist". People just don't like it for some reason.

    • @potatopielord
      @potatopielord 9 років тому +2

      Victor O you're not matpat...

    • @angolin9352
      @angolin9352 9 років тому +3

      Gravedigga63 Aww, is the poor baby triggered?

    • @av3rywtf
      @av3rywtf 9 років тому

      I completely agree with you.

  • @lanfloyd7131
    @lanfloyd7131 8 років тому +312

    Don't even joke about the Twilight movies being remade.
    We cannot allow that to happen

    • @akkeriworkshop
      @akkeriworkshop 8 років тому

      +The Lonely Bounty Hunter who has nothing else to do I K R

    • @Dangermad
      @Dangermad 8 років тому

      +The Critically Acclaimed Bounty Hunter yes or the world will come to an end Instantly!!!!

    • @TheMineBombSquad
      @TheMineBombSquad 8 років тому

      +The Critically Acclaimed Bounty Hunter if it happens we shall rise and over throw the people who make the god awful movies

    • @hooskerkat6732
      @hooskerkat6732 8 років тому

      +william martin (xSTANLEY22x gaming vids) you are lucky, you arent forced to watch them in school

    • @vak.o
      @vak.o 8 років тому

      TRUE DUDE

  • @rhicks1337
    @rhicks1337 4 роки тому +40

    Thanks Mat, this video actually does help for everyday life in Pennsylvania. Some of our pot holes are big enough to be a desert. So now my morning commute is more survivable.

  • @SomeA-1
    @SomeA-1 6 років тому +664

    an rpg with cars, a carpg
    Car
    Action
    Role
    Playing
    Game

    • @sleepingmurphy532
      @sleepingmurphy532 6 років тому +6

      Fclorp
      Anyone know that? ??

    • @NatIsAlive
      @NatIsAlive 6 років тому +7

      Sleeping Goats GRAVITY FALLS REFRENCE

    • @Navoii.
      @Navoii. 5 років тому +1

      Epic Arko lol

    • @roscoe4943
      @roscoe4943 5 років тому +1

      Your smart

    • @fatnuts43
      @fatnuts43 5 років тому +2

      Why not car with rpg

  • @trippydrew8492
    @trippydrew8492 9 років тому +196

    The best way to explain a 4 stroke cycle is "suck, squeeze, bang, blow".

    • @LlorracTN
      @LlorracTN 9 років тому +76

      It's also the best way to describe my Saturday night

    • @AJZulu
      @AJZulu 9 років тому +7

      Llorrac TN Applauds....

    • @i.dig.ducks02
      @i.dig.ducks02 9 років тому +1

      Ewww

    • @GrandMaMaYT
      @GrandMaMaYT 9 років тому

      nice. how about 2stroke? never really understood that one

    • @trippydrew8492
      @trippydrew8492 9 років тому +4

      Francisalec The same but the suck and squeeze are in one stroke (the piston moves up, compressing the air, while the intake valve is open, sucking in the air) and then the bang and blow are in the next stroke (The piston is pushed down by the bang and the exhaust valve releases which is the blow).

  • @johnnynightmare1837
    @johnnynightmare1837 9 років тому +566

    I hate to rub it in matpat...but I live in a small town in Missouri and gas is $2.39 a gallon here.

    • @GameTheory
      @GameTheory  9 років тому +179

      Jon Dorman ...so jealous right now...

    • @Futurefighter4900
      @Futurefighter4900 9 років тому +1

      Gas is pretty good down here in mo

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 9 років тому +5

      Jon Dorman I am not allowed to drive because I am visually impaired so I take the bus and train for free! NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH Though in Australia gas is $1.38 a Leter, which is about a quarter of a gallon.

    • @joshmay9925
      @joshmay9925 9 років тому

      Coooooooooooooooool

    • @TheSgtkerero
      @TheSgtkerero 9 років тому +1

      Jon Dorman I live in chattanooga. 2.22 a gallon.

  • @jonv.6213
    @jonv.6213 6 років тому +36

    "it's your best friend, your strongest ally, exactly my opinion on cars.

  • @JayJay-nv2fs
    @JayJay-nv2fs 4 роки тому +80

    "We are prime for the world coming to a gruesome end."
    -Matpat 2015
    If only you knew matpat, if only you knew.

    • @bandawin18
      @bandawin18 Рік тому +1

      End of the world is pretty lame irl. The movies made it seem much cooler and more dramatic, instead it's just a bunch of loud mouth idiots having too much control over people's lives

  • @KanesTheName
    @KanesTheName 9 років тому +455

    Can't help but feel like this reeks of advertising

    • @AaronThatFilmFan
      @AaronThatFilmFan 9 років тому +60

      It seriously does, especially how he describes the customisation features

    • @slutmuffin1971
      @slutmuffin1971 9 років тому +49

      FarfetchdReviews although the video was sponsored, he was simply being honest

    • @skenvoy1749
      @skenvoy1749 9 років тому +7

      It's probably one of the better videos of infotainment I've seen it still is a tad unsettling.

    • @BACKWARDSgameREVIEWS
      @BACKWARDSgameREVIEWS 9 років тому +22

      FarfetchdReviews In the description he explicitly states that this was sponsored.

    • @KanesTheName
      @KanesTheName 9 років тому +6

      Matthew Clay Even so, I dunno - something can be sponsored without being so blatant. I suppose if it's a video for a new game though, it's pretty unavoidable.

  • @troperhghar9898
    @troperhghar9898 8 років тому +122

    1:04 okay people honest question how long does anyone think matpat would last in an apocalypse

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 6 років тому +1040

    Its not post apocalyptic... Its Australia

    • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
      @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 6 років тому +59

      Well to be fair the series does come after and during when society is breaking down. But I can also confirm from research yes it just a normal lovely day in Australia.

    • @jaymartin4320
      @jaymartin4320 6 років тому +17

      not all of Australia is a dessert just like 65 the rest is their a winter hell or a tropical hell

    • @enderpus6361
      @enderpus6361 6 років тому +5

      Darrian Weathington what's the difference

    • @georgecataloni4720
      @georgecataloni4720 6 років тому +4

      There's coral on the side of the road, though. That's not just Australia.

    • @firsteditgame4604
      @firsteditgame4604 6 років тому +2

      Haaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @JosephBallin320
    @JosephBallin320 6 років тому +321

    wouldn't this technically be a film and game theory

    • @jillbolling37
      @jillbolling37 6 років тому

      Phyco Buzzaxe21 exactly

    • @PDZofficial
      @PDZofficial 6 років тому +20

      No, it's talking about the game mechanics of upgrading your car. The movie isn't mentioned really.

    • @EldritchDoodler4828
      @EldritchDoodler4828 6 років тому +14

      *A FIGLAME THEORY*

    • @khabibnurmagomedov3192
      @khabibnurmagomedov3192 6 років тому +2

      Herpiderp Vlogs! Pls stop

    • @fuckmvck
      @fuckmvck 6 років тому +4

      It's kind of a mix. Because the video game is based of the movies, but MatPat is talking about the game mechanics.

  • @tm51411
    @tm51411 9 років тому +326

    Matt....you know what we want

    • @donkiwi4888
      @donkiwi4888 9 років тому +16

      MrMeowz. Scribblenaut ftw

    • @TheSwordsman
      @TheSwordsman 9 років тому +34

      Yung Waves Half life 3?

    • @TheSwordsman
      @TheSwordsman 9 років тому +25

      Yung Waves World peace?

    • @MCOD1999UK
      @MCOD1999UK 9 років тому +45

      One about how dating sims helps u pick up ladies 😂

    • @adrianchaves6622
      @adrianchaves6622 9 років тому

      Yeah scribblenuats theory yeAh (Derp)

  • @tadasuko8935
    @tadasuko8935 7 років тому +747

    "If you find yourself in a post-apocalyptic wasteland"
    ...Sooo, Australia?

    • @rileymashford2150
      @rileymashford2150 7 років тому +33

      Mayumi Yuuki Well, kinda. Just instead of nuclear radiation, you get the full power of the sun beating down on ya skin. Good luck down here! Also just remembered, the sun gives of radiation. Well, looks like you are right, I do live in a post-apocalyptic wasteland where native animals can probs beat John Cena.

    • @L0zza
      @L0zza 7 років тому +20

      You're also right because Mad Max is an Australian franchise and the first three movies were all-Australian.....so the sandy Outback that we have was perfect for filming a rugged wasteland...except for the fourth, new one (Fury Road) where everything turned green in Australia and they had to film in the Sahara. Damn this country's weird weather patterns!!

    • @mesayzhi7258
      @mesayzhi7258 7 років тому

      DingoAteMeBaby ye pretty much

    • @rileymashford2150
      @rileymashford2150 7 років тому

      me sayz hi Best part is, I live about 20 kms away from one of the scenes!

    • @Adamvs100
      @Adamvs100 7 років тому +2

      Mayumi Yuuki that's where mad max is set (I think)

  • @ermacjones4821
    @ermacjones4821 6 років тому +66

    I don't like sand, it irritates me.

    • @bluefiregamingandcards
      @bluefiregamingandcards 5 років тому +12

      It's rough and course and gets everywhere
      (star wars reference)

    • @karwratho9917
      @karwratho9917 5 років тому +2

      Mr CIA a kid in Ohio is trying to hack me with sand I need help

    • @night_sin
      @night_sin 5 років тому +2

      Are you Anikan Skywalker from star wars?

    • @night_sin
      @night_sin 5 років тому +2

      Are you Anikan Skywalker?

    • @KyleSmith-kd8fb
      @KyleSmith-kd8fb 5 років тому

      this pfp looks quite suspicious

  • @lavenderlemonade6758
    @lavenderlemonade6758 4 роки тому +47

    "the world could end at any moment"....bad video to watch in 2020 with all the cancelations

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 3 роки тому

      Yeah, and the governments are at fault, their fear mongering keeps us thinking the virus is the main issue here but have you seen the fatality statistics?

  • @mallorykostovich560
    @mallorykostovich560 7 років тому +79

    Game Theory has taught me more math and science than all my teachers combined. The information MatPat teaches me makes me sound smart in school where no one else knows what's going on.

    • @Oscuros
      @Oscuros 5 років тому

      I truly feel sorry for you, maybe if you tried as hard at life as you do at youtube, you might learn something.
      This is just regurgitated information that is not even correct. Did you know that only the US uses the "Short" ton, because no one else uses it, the inventors of the ton, the UK set the standard after the US rebelled, and the US never bothered to update their system of weights and measures, and that therefore the sidebar about tons was wrong anyway, because MatPat was not even aware of that issue from the short time he had to research for his sponsored video? The rest of planet Earth uses long tons, or just tons, as well as the metric system, US tons are under, like their fluid ounces.
      I paid attention at school, it means I can get a job and use videos like these for entertainment while seeing the evident gaps in young Mat's knowledge, but at least he tries.

    • @bluefiregamingandcards
      @bluefiregamingandcards 5 років тому +6

      @@Oscuros dude its just a joke, also he uses a lot of math equations that younger grades wouldn't have learned yet and he makes it really fun causing you to remember it easier.

    • @cursedimage8599
      @cursedimage8599 5 років тому +2

      @@Oscuros r/iamverysmart

    • @bluefiregamingandcards
      @bluefiregamingandcards 5 років тому +1

      @@Oscuros r/whoosh

  • @tmbocheeko
    @tmbocheeko 9 років тому +244

    "Do FNAF4"
    -all the people who don't get how confusing these games are to figure out

    • @NippleGuard
      @NippleGuard 9 років тому +10

      tmbocheeko but matpat is a nipple, he can do it

    • @yukiaburame5038
      @yukiaburame5038 9 років тому +8

      Hi welcome to GameTheories where Matpat talks about possible theories for games. It's what he dose.

    • @orangejoey1459
      @orangejoey1459 9 років тому

      The only try lore is the sex tapes the security guard plays every night, but oh well... I guess theories are the closest lore the fans are gonna get

    • @fenderbender_5022
      @fenderbender_5022 9 років тому

      And how much I dont wont a fnaf 4 episode because last time he well he dun messed up

    • @NippleGuard
      @NippleGuard 9 років тому

      Pokebrony __ I bet he got super salty after he realized he fucked up XD

  • @jrdnsgrarchvs9163
    @jrdnsgrarchvs9163 6 років тому +109

    WHY AM I SUDDENLY SEEING SO MANY PICTURES OF BOB ROSS!?
    Is it a sign?

  • @ghostleemann955
    @ghostleemann955 6 років тому +29

    sorry but grinding rims and boarder spikes don't add weight

    • @sethrazzo3345
      @sethrazzo3345 3 роки тому

      I mean In real life it would but probably not by much

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 9 років тому +164

    Couldn't you just get an armored camel, a water filter, and a fuckton of ammunition?

    • @me_oh_me_oh_my9390
      @me_oh_me_oh_my9390 9 років тому +44

      A camel can't survive getting t-boned by a armored car XD

    • @kingkoala8354
      @kingkoala8354 9 років тому +16

      But it would leave a pretty big mess to clean.

    • @grahamcavan588
      @grahamcavan588 9 років тому

      ***** no

    • @jhibbert6627
      @jhibbert6627 9 років тому +3

      Dose anyone remember that movie scene whene a group of terrorists ambushed a convoy of U.S. Troops by attaching a 50.cal to a camel . I can't quite remember the name of the film

    • @grahamcavan588
      @grahamcavan588 9 років тому

      Jordan Hibbert That sounds awesome

  • @LucasNhuPham
    @LucasNhuPham 9 років тому +50

    Little to no gas... Everyone uses muscle cars that burn gas like there's no tomorrow. Why not just make road spikes near your home and trade your car for a water filter and a shotgun?

    • @deathslayer4600
      @deathslayer4600 9 років тому

      Armory Sword Because, then you have an entire hoard of angry people who's cars are useless.

    • @LucasNhuPham
      @LucasNhuPham 9 років тому

      Fine land mines also

    • @deathslayer4600
      @deathslayer4600 9 років тому

      Armory Sword A used mine is useless.

    • @LucasNhuPham
      @LucasNhuPham 9 років тому +1

      True... Get a bike! Since everyone has to run after you, you out speed them!

    • @dylanreid8427
      @dylanreid8427 9 років тому

      Armory Sword It's sandy though, maybe a dirt bike?

  • @aGuyNamedHaSh
    @aGuyNamedHaSh 5 років тому +23

    its not an explosion its a controlled burning at least thats what my automotive teacher drilled into us

  • @calibursatsujin3112
    @calibursatsujin3112 5 років тому +14

    My friend: *sees joke about soup cars* I will be a god

  • @DrVonBoogie
    @DrVonBoogie 9 років тому +1249

    So are we ever going to get that dating sim video? I could really use the info.... For a friend.

    • @dreary.3714
      @dreary.3714 9 років тому +19

      Lol ikr

    • @DrVonBoogie
      @DrVonBoogie 9 років тому +11

      Larry Valencia Yeah, he's not that great you know. A real cornball.

    • @samsniper2000
      @samsniper2000 9 років тому +10

      HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE I LOVE DATING SIMS AND WANT TO SEE A THE THEORY

    • @dreary.3714
      @dreary.3714 9 років тому +4

      Haha xD @Cameron West

    • @MollyOKami
      @MollyOKami 9 років тому +6

      Cameron West
      He's never going to do it. Call me a skeptic, but it's been so long and so many theories have come and gone since then that it's been buried at the bottom of his "To-Do" pile.

  • @KerbalChris
    @KerbalChris 7 років тому +535

    He should make a theory about why Cinnamon Toast Crunch is cannibalistic

  • @cafxne
    @cafxne 6 років тому +35

    So.... you're telling me that... 2 tons are 1800kgs?
    Nice

    • @topazlynx2228
      @topazlynx2228 5 років тому +4

      So about 1.8 tonne.

    • @JDG-hq8gy
      @JDG-hq8gy 4 роки тому

      A tonne is actually around 900kg, google it

    • @cafxne
      @cafxne 4 роки тому

      @@JDG-hq8gy it isnt though

    • @yoshy2628
      @yoshy2628 3 роки тому

      @@JDG-hq8gy Is it a metric ton or tonne? Then it is 1000 kg.

  • @Arutax
    @Arutax 4 роки тому +5

    3:45
    Thunderpoon, otherwise known as a Grenade-like High-Explosive Projectile launched from the Same Gun that fires the Harpoon, essentially a Grenade Launcher Mode for the Harpoon Gun.
    Can be used to take out Enemy Vehicles as well as Enemy Structures with Destructive Effects.

  • @themusicalpickle163
    @themusicalpickle163 7 років тому +85

    "Fuel is scarce."
    Don't make me laugh, Mat.

  • @Nathan-ks2jq
    @Nathan-ks2jq 9 років тому +25

    Little known fact: Mad Max isn't based on Post-Apocalyptic Australia, but actually on current Australia.

    • @92Roar
      @92Roar 9 років тому +15

      You kidding? It's so watered down! Only half of the things kill you!

    • @Nathan-ks2jq
      @Nathan-ks2jq 9 років тому +11

      ***** Shhhhh, we still need some tourists.

    • @richardpackerz2414
      @richardpackerz2414 9 років тому

      Based on California though Cali produces oil

    • @BentAxlecroft
      @BentAxlecroft 2 роки тому

      *laughs in Australian in 2022*

  • @toratoragaming
    @toratoragaming 6 років тому +7

    You wanna talk gas prices? I remember my mom yelling “$1.25 a gallon?! That’s INSANE!” Now we’re like “OH BOY $3.75 A GALLON?! WHAT A STEAL!” 😂

  • @dean7301
    @dean7301 4 роки тому +8

    oh man, that intro aged extremely well

    • @dean7301
      @dean7301 4 роки тому +1

      @Skut Skut ...Are you somehow under the mistaken impression that I am from the US?

    • @dean7301
      @dean7301 4 роки тому +1

      @Skut Skut Wrong again, but don't worry, you only have 193 states on six other continents left that you can accuse of being brainwashed fools, so that shouldn't take too long.
      Maybe you can get a head start on that list while I attempt to figure out how your original comment was in any way relevant as a reply to mine.

  • @EliteVeyron835
    @EliteVeyron835 9 років тому +10

    I can't help but feel like huge flamethrowers on the side of your car in a world where "fuel is scarce" isn't exactly a good idea.

  • @brokenangel890
    @brokenangel890 9 років тому +183

    Oh my gosh if MatPat thought Fnaf 3 snuck up on him.. Fnaf 4 came out about 4 months early! I wonder if he's doing research for it yet..

    • @gunmaster2111
      @gunmaster2111 9 років тому +9

      Rayne Vermillion naaaaaah what would make you think that?

    • @walterposs1212
      @walterposs1212 9 років тому +4

      Rayne Vermillion Look at his twitter, I think he was expecting it to release early.

    • @NeonLemonful
      @NeonLemonful 9 років тому

      Rayne Vermillion Watch until the very end ;)

    • @O-revisor
      @O-revisor 9 років тому +4

      Rayne Vermillion Watch till the end

    • @chazziepoo3374
      @chazziepoo3374 9 років тому +2

      Rayne Vermillion look at the end of the video

  • @oogaboogabe3464
    @oogaboogabe3464 5 років тому +3

    This has to be my favorite episode MatPat has ever done. Ever.

  • @MahiroPlays
    @MahiroPlays 4 роки тому +19

    “Us theorists won’t go without a fight” Theorists in 2020: I too lazy 2 git up.

  • @Fetronic0
    @Fetronic0 9 років тому +77

    You know what, this is really pissing me off... and no, I'm not talking about the sponsored Game theory shows. People are complaining about "How MatPat is a sellout" and "he did this because he was paid to", big bloody deal! For those who haven't seen the Draw My Life MatPat did when he hit 500,000, he started this UA-cam channel to, to sum it up, have an easier way of getting a job. Now gaming industries have seen his work and have decided to pay him to make a episode about their game, and this is a GREAT thing! The goal he was ORIGINALLY shooting for has been reached and now it's gone farther than most of us would even expect. He is being paid, by huge companies mind you, to make one episode of game theory about that company's game, and I'm willing to bet my bottom dollar that he is using most of it to make better quality game theories for us, yes, "us" as in the people who watch, like, and have subscribed to him. He makes these, not only to earn more money, so that we may have better Game Theory episodes in the future. And do you know whats funny, I have actually learned a lot about cars that I thought I would never know. So, I thank you MatPat, for all that you do.

    • @Fetronic0
      @Fetronic0 9 років тому

      The Game Theorists

    • @FacelessJim
      @FacelessJim 9 років тому +29

      Steve Fetrow
      HOW FUCKING DARE HE, TO MAKE VIDEOS THAT TOOK UPWARDS OF TWO WEEKS TO RESEARCH, SCRIPT, AND EDIT AND MAKE A PROFIT OFF OF THEM, EVEN THOUGH OTHER UA-camRS DO THIS SAME SHIT ON A DAILY BASIS WITH HALF-ASSED LETS PLAY VIDEOS
      DISLIKED UNSUBBED FLAGGED FOR TERRORISM

    • @BurningM
      @BurningM 9 років тому +7

      Tom Carr I nearly died at flagged for terrorism, nice comment man.

    • @KoaWaylander
      @KoaWaylander 9 років тому +6

      Steve Fetrow I agree that the guy has to make money but I think he needs to be far more obvious with his disclaimer that he was supported to release the video. Yeah i know he wrote it in the description and there was a subheading during the intro but to be honest those were kind of minimal.
      I think he should preface vidoes he has been 'supported' to do with a brief disclaimer spoken by him not a tiny subtitle that people may not even notice (I had to rewatch the video before i noticed it) otherwise there are issues of potential bias etc. Its just more professional for him to just say "Viewers should be aware that I was supported by the company to produce this video" He doesnt need to give names or numbers or anything but he definitely needs to disclaim.

    • @gokux75
      @gokux75 9 років тому

      Steve Fetrow Yeah that is pretty good someone like Matpat is getting noticed by actual game companies and getting paid to make theories. I am happy for him.

  • @Michaela_ZC
    @Michaela_ZC 8 років тому +269

    C.A.R.P.G. "Costume Automotive Role Playing Game"

  • @feartheghus
    @feartheghus 6 років тому +10

    My design had the best engine I could get at any time and the best exhaust pipes, same with boarder spikes and thunder pools and all, but for the armor and grills I had the best or second best ramming grill on for any combat, second best if I was going for all around stats like this video is more about, and I’d have level 1 or 2 armor to save weight since I basically never expected to get hit much by explosives or other cars unless I was ramming them. Of course since it’s a game if I were driving just for a run and the area was safe I would take off the grill completely and I might keep the armor since it already doesn’t weigh much but I’d be more likely to take off the heavier level 2 armor than the level 1.

  • @thedrunkapple838
    @thedrunkapple838 6 років тому +2

    0:11 I remember watching this as a kid and loving this intro and finding it so cool I prefer this intro way more than the rock and roll one it doesn’t seem like a game theme this one is 8-bit and I love it!

  • @lolwut5552
    @lolwut5552 9 років тому +120

    Oh, what a theory!
    *WHAT A LOVELY THEORY!!!*

  • @TheWraithOfMooCow
    @TheWraithOfMooCow 9 років тому +287

    Everyone's asking for Fnaf 4, and I'm just sitting here waiting for the Dating Sims episode.

    • @dreary.3714
      @dreary.3714 9 років тому +14

      #TheStruggleIsReal

    • @TasX
      @TasX 9 років тому

      He should do it after the official release

    • @Cynthesia
      @Cynthesia 9 років тому +3

      TheWraithOfMooCow I know right! It's been what? 2 years at least

    • @88Dolfan
      @88Dolfan 9 років тому +3

      He should wait until the fnaf four dlc

    • @HarperNguyen
      @HarperNguyen 9 років тому +3

      I'm so single and sad, I need the dating sims episode.

  • @Tubprime
    @Tubprime 6 років тому +17

    So did you actually play the game?

  • @togytogathan1302
    @togytogathan1302 6 місяців тому +1

    If the game's taught me anything, all you really need is a suped-up thunderpoon and you'll rule the world.

  • @GuyWithAnAmazingHat
    @GuyWithAnAmazingHat 9 років тому +590

    How to survive the Mad Max universe, you become a pilot and make helicopters and planes like in Road Warrior and Beyond Thunderdome.

    • @theYbomb
      @theYbomb 9 років тому +23

      Until you run out of fuel and crash

    • @packerpf
      @packerpf 9 років тому +21

      theYbomb solar panels...if you can create the plane/helicopter you need you can install those

    • @Joe-pd7wx
      @Joe-pd7wx 9 років тому +1

      packerpf how

    • @packerpf
      @packerpf 9 років тому +6

      Joe 1234554 seriously ask how..there are solar panels all over you'd just have to set them up. Also if you can't figure that out you don't think you can create a miniwind turbine? Again if you can create a plane or helicopter you have skills to do the necessary upgrades.

    • @danteglory95
      @danteglory95 9 років тому +4

      GuyWithAnAmazingHat Great figure out how to make a plane then talk.

  • @XeneryMC
    @XeneryMC 9 років тому +132

    Can't wait for an FNAF 4 Theory!

    • @JeilyFan124
      @JeilyFan124 9 років тому +7

      No wait until DLC.

    • @BurningM
      @BurningM 9 років тому +11

      XeneryMC Dude he knows, let him live. Holy shit, people like you are the reason the comments will become a shit storm of people saying "Do FNAF 4" and people bashing those people, no more will people actually comment on the video and provide interesting analysis adding to the already brilliant content that MatPat produces. I don't fault you on wanting FNAF 4 theory, because I want it as well, but do try to leave poor MatPat alone.

    • @Tristonrock77gaming
      @Tristonrock77gaming 9 років тому

      I agree

    • @Tristonrock77gaming
      @Tristonrock77gaming 9 років тому

      FNAF should wait till dlc

    • @awkward.6889
      @awkward.6889 9 років тому

      Be patient

  • @kudlitegaming
    @kudlitegaming 5 років тому +1

    Power to weight ratio is more important than only power in propelling a car faster

  • @masongtx664
    @masongtx664 2 роки тому +3

    4.45 gas prices, oh poor poor matpat

  • @FriendlyFire2112
    @FriendlyFire2112 9 років тому +182

    Let the "WHY IDTHIS NOT FNAF4" and "DO FNAF4" comments come
    But do fnaf4

    • @evanlewis4147
      @evanlewis4147 9 років тому

      He probably will when the dlc for the game comes out as there may be more storyline revealed.

    • @IDONTCAAARE1
      @IDONTCAAARE1 9 років тому

      He should do it now so He can make a theory on the dlc and he can get more money because he cAn make as many fnaf vids as possible

    • @person1860
      @person1860 9 років тому

      IDONTCAAARE1 fnaf is shit fuck you!

    • @pippaolney7039
      @pippaolney7039 9 років тому

      Austin Jones right should do like a part 1 now and then a part 2 when the dlc comes out just like IDONTCAAARE1 said but like do them in parts because its for the same game (as in its both for FNAF 4)

    • @redwash3987
      @redwash3987 9 років тому

      He doesnt care about money he cares about giving nice,full,and,interesting theorys

  • @gobstopped1657
    @gobstopped1657 9 років тому +189

    Literally every comment is about fnaf 4. That fanbase, I swear.

    • @ReinSouls
      @ReinSouls 9 років тому +12

      NotSollux I honestly don't see what's so great about it. All it is is jump scares.

    • @languewane7282
      @languewane7282 9 років тому +6

      All the comments are about that because of the last few seconds of the vid.

    • @packerpf
      @packerpf 9 років тому

      NotSollux is fnaf five nights at freddies? Only people I know interested in that are my cousins little kids, age 7-12. kids are easy to please these days..

    • @Rayalot72
      @Rayalot72 9 років тому +10

      ***** Everyone really loves it for the story. I specifically haven't bought a single Fnaf game and I feel like I've enjoyed the series to the fullest so far.

    • @friendlycommenter6282
      @friendlycommenter6282 9 років тому

      Thanks for adding to the trashpile.

  • @sleekestice9578
    @sleekestice9578 4 роки тому +1

    Make the exhaust come out of the top of the trunk so when they jump on your car, they get brain damage and die.

  • @matthewwriter9539
    @matthewwriter9539 5 років тому +12

    1:20 If my baby looks like MatPat, I will hunt you down and spoil diet coke and Cheetos for you forever.
    1:50 If fuel is so hard to come by, then how do we have flame throwers?
    13:30 I am buying a Tesla.

  • @thebobbyboy2649
    @thebobbyboy2649 9 років тому +91

    Wanna bet that FNAF 5 will be announced the same week MatPat's FNAF 4 theory is released?

    • @callumclogher3774
      @callumclogher3774 9 років тому +15

      Yeah I felt so bad for MatPat back then when fnaf 4 was announced 😂

    • @thebobbyboy2649
      @thebobbyboy2649 9 років тому +14

      RedShamrock I suspect that the makers of FNAF actually keep in touch with MatPat. Like letting him know when the next game will be announced/released and maybe even giving him hints for future theories. Keeping Game Theory in the know would obviously be a win/win for both parties involved. MatPat gets more views while FNAF makes more sales. But that's just a theory... A GAME theory. Thanks for reading.

    • @Kaiser25
      @Kaiser25 9 років тому +2

      TheBobbyBoy ... and welcome to the SUPER AMAZING END CARD TOURNAMENT

    • @ITR
      @ITR 9 років тому +1

      TheBobbyBoy Fnaf4 was said to be the last one tho

    • @thebobbyboy2649
      @thebobbyboy2649 9 років тому +2

      MMMIK13 I highly doubt that. Mainly because these games are such easy cash grabs.

  • @fatherhill8731
    @fatherhill8731 9 років тому +83

    Windows 10 just released, windows 10 theory?

    • @Blackopsgod0001
      @Blackopsgod0001 9 років тому

      Tj Hill Wat?

    • @PokemonScott
      @PokemonScott 9 років тому +8

      ***** Because of a line in code that programs use to check version of windows if it was 9 the programs may think you have windows 95 or 98.

    • @jigglyp
      @jigglyp 9 років тому

      It wasn't called windows 9 because the system version scans for a number. Windows 98 has a 9, therefor making two recent-ish versions having a 9 impossibru

    • @RadiumGamingHD
      @RadiumGamingHD 9 років тому

      ***** because minecrosoft is bad at names

    • @daswegking7946
      @daswegking7946 9 років тому

      Tj Hill I'm in windows 10 dude its awesome

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 6 років тому +7

    *Thank you for this wonderous flicker-pic Saint!*

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 5 років тому +2

    2:38 NO! BAD THEORIST! BAAAAAD! GO TO YOUR LITTERBOX!

  • @actionvolcano
    @actionvolcano 9 років тому +86

    You say your fans are smart, but you forget how many of your fans are fans of FNAF, so how smart can they REALLY be.

    • @waddledoo2you13
      @waddledoo2you13 9 років тому +1

      Nanni Narayanan he should be numb to the fnaf community by now.

    • @plutoandpolaris
      @plutoandpolaris 9 років тому +17

      If you judge the smarts of thousands of people based on a game they like, you're dumber than they are.

    • @actionvolcano
      @actionvolcano 9 років тому

      Sophia Lind No, if someone likes a terrible game and obsess over it and have a fandom for it, thats when they become idiotic.

    • @blameyourlag9455
      @blameyourlag9455 9 років тому +5

      actionvolcano
      i like the backstory of fnaf
      I dont like the retarded 12 year olds that have their profile picture as a fnaf animatronic and dont even give credit to the artist who made the fnaf picture.

    • @actionvolcano
      @actionvolcano 9 років тому

      ***** if i like something that only retarded 12 year olds like than yes.

  • @AnimeFreakazoid99
    @AnimeFreakazoid99 9 років тому +126

    *Game Theory uploads FNAF 4 theory*
    *FNAF 5 announced*
    I can see this happening.

  • @honeybee1714
    @honeybee1714 6 років тому +1

    13:43 And his mighty claws of War

  • @anthonyralph8989
    @anthonyralph8989 2 роки тому +2

    4.45 a gallon. Oh my sweet summer child.

  • @W3r3gam3r
    @W3r3gam3r 9 років тому +94

    Wait until Halloween for FNAF 4 with DLC.

    • @deadloaf8479
      @deadloaf8479 9 років тому

      ...

    • @megafan1137
      @megafan1137 9 років тому

      W3r3gam3r The full game is already out though

    • @PubsDown
      @PubsDown 9 років тому +4

      I agree he should wait until the dlc comes out so there aren't any loose ends

    • @kylenelson1894
      @kylenelson1894 9 років тому +1

      doctordoom00 Yea cause that box would leave some holes. Hopefully the DLC clarifies stuff about it.

    • @seanerzat
      @seanerzat 9 років тому +1

      W3r3gam3r Nah bro Scott's already confirmed he's not gonna expand on FNAF 4 with any DLC. And that there won't be any sequels or prequels, but that he's working on something connected but completely different.
      FNAF RPG HORROR IN THE AFTERLIFE CONFRIEMD

  • @NoahOMorainRush
    @NoahOMorainRush 9 років тому +57

    Hey, MatPat! I was watching my little sister playing good ol' Super Mario Sunshine, and I thought of a great question for you. Would Mario's FLUDD in this game actually be able to propel Mario through the air? How much force would the rocket nozzle need to put out to launch Mario as high as it does (and just how high DOES it launch Mario)? And so on. I thought it'd be a pretty awesome episode, kind of like your episode on Link's Hookshot, not to mention a break from FNaF.
    Keep up the good work, brudda!

    • @altonblast5
      @altonblast5 9 років тому +1

      Noah Moran-Rush sounds more like a Gnoggin theory, its like Game theory, but with Clickbait and people who hate GT because... REASONS!

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 9 років тому +2

      Alton Grange J.R. sounds like Game Theory.

    • @Benjamin1986980
      @Benjamin1986980 9 років тому

      +Noah Moran-Rush (Cliffside)
      Watch the video for Zac Brown Band Jump Right in. They have one at 1:51 of the video

    • @legendairenic6247
      @legendairenic6247 9 років тому

      good idea! i never think about this.

    • @skulflamz8233
      @skulflamz8233 8 років тому

      NER-ERD

  • @bradross3245
    @bradross3245 Рік тому +1

    When this pops back up 7 years later....and 445 would be fantastic for cali gas...

  • @Underpantswher
    @Underpantswher 3 роки тому +1

    Gasoline isnt the only word people forgot about. Theres a part where max says "move over, im gonna use the sniper rifle." to which chum replies "the what?" And max clarifies "the longshot."

  • @johntiberg5456
    @johntiberg5456 9 років тому +116

    More like mad max theory road! Am I right ok I'll leave

    • @AaronThatFilmFan
      @AaronThatFilmFan 9 років тому +24

      Don't worry, I liked the joke
      Do you do weddings? Have you got anything booked for the 16th?

    • @ivangushkov3651
      @ivangushkov3651 9 років тому

      +john tiberg i want to like your joke but there are 100 likes and my OCD will destroy me :(

    • @johntiberg5456
      @johntiberg5456 9 років тому +2

      +Ivan Gushkov it's ok bro we have all been there

  • @00-raiser28
    @00-raiser28 7 років тому +58

    Normal day in Central Australia.

  • @lazyluca1660
    @lazyluca1660 3 роки тому +1

    Video: Mad Max
    Description: Carmageddon
    Hotel: Trivago

  • @VeraVemaVena
    @VeraVemaVena 5 років тому +1

    Me in mad Max: **Just installs boosters and spikes on the undercarriage and jumps onto enemy vehicles**

  • @mandaloriancrusader3746
    @mandaloriancrusader3746 8 років тому +52

    Catpat for life!

  • @TheTheorizer
    @TheTheorizer 7 років тому +253

    1:42 MatMax Gettin ahead of the Scarce meme!

    • @john_comi
      @john_comi 6 років тому

      The Theorizer mat Pat rippoff it's me again

    • @adminniyx9345
      @adminniyx9345 6 років тому +1

      OH MY GOSH GAME THEORIZER!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDS!!!!!

    • @thegamingkid2178
      @thegamingkid2178 6 років тому

      wait why does everyone call you a ripoff you do way more tv movies vids and if you look at it he came before film theory makes you think

    • @SilverStorm-fg8ym
      @SilverStorm-fg8ym 6 років тому +1

      The Theorizer I

    • @enderpus6361
      @enderpus6361 6 років тому +1

      The Theorizer hey

  • @jaydub5515
    @jaydub5515 2 роки тому +1

    I didn't even know there was a game made for this. I gotta check this out

  • @fluxxhunter1742
    @fluxxhunter1742 5 років тому +6

    I honestly feel in this type of post apostolic world matpat#pratpat will survive longer

  • @SpinningTurtle66
    @SpinningTurtle66 7 років тому +20

    The old intro... I remember sitting in my bed, early in the morning... “Oh! MatPat uploaded a new video! Poe- li-bee-yus?Ah, who cares, I just wanna hear this intro” *10 minutes later* Don’t trust the government.

  • @log1x07
    @log1x07 9 років тому +157

    anyone noticed how this once original smart show, slowly turned into an advertisement for new videogames? it started with watch dogs. i wonder how much he is getting paid, for promoting the game and selling it as a game theory. This is cleary just some sort of a funny advertisement. Dont get me wrong, i always loved Game Theory, but this is kinda pissing me off :-(
    hope this channel doesnt become an advert channel for those game publishers who pay the most to get their own episode

    • @ID0W0nderz
      @ID0W0nderz 9 років тому +28

      log1x07 he does need money would you rather have a game theory 6 times a year that arent ads since he would have to work and do these videos or atleast 12 that has 5 ads so he can use this as a job instead of a hobby

    • @bellusdaisy
      @bellusdaisy 9 років тому +47

      It's almost like people get paid to make videos, right? What sellouts. Shut up and just take your negativity elsewhere, I'm super pumped for this game.

    • @herobrinesblog
      @herobrinesblog 9 років тому +7

      ID0W0nderz game theoyr now: bullshit theorys, wayyyyyyyy to stupid jokes, stupid theorys that no one cares, theorys with shitty disproven by everyone evidence and meanless shit
      old game theory: funny(but silly), actually learn something....theorys are more of just doing matha nd explaining physics....it was way funnier, made more sence and didnt have the shitiness of the link is dead theory

    • @bretthicksomega
      @bretthicksomega 9 років тому +7

      log1x07 Im excited for this game.... but Im more excited for actual episodes of GT.....
      Watch out for angry fucktards that will no doubt berate you. This episode was shit.....

    • @herobrinesblog
      @herobrinesblog 9 років тому +1

      Brett Hicks truly shit...im talking about dah episodeh

  • @larrytheshep8479
    @larrytheshep8479 4 роки тому +1

    As a car guy, I knew all of this and I’ve got something to tell you: the best engine for the situation is a V6 engine. Not too heavy, not too weak. The Ford GT has a V6 because of this.

  • @hi-ys7df
    @hi-ys7df 5 років тому +2

    1:24 my favroite part of game theory ever.

  • @kam4331
    @kam4331 9 років тому +99

    I was expecting fnaf 4, dammit

    • @deadloaf8479
      @deadloaf8479 9 років тому +2

      Fuck off

    • @romailkhan4136
      @romailkhan4136 9 років тому

      Lol me too hahah

    • @essaint01
      @essaint01 9 років тому +1

      Snake Venom It takes a long time to make a theory. How long has that game been out, a week? I'm sure it takes longer to come up with the theory and make a video about it. Not to mention all the editing afterwards

    • @shelbyg4752
      @shelbyg4752 9 років тому

      Same

    • @metabolic329
      @metabolic329 9 років тому

      Yeah dude give him some time because there is a fourth the game after he thought the third game was the final one he will have to do his research on this possible play through the game and go back to the other three games and do more digging so he's going to take a little longer than the other one but when it comes and it will it would be worth it

  • @KaiKaiTheFish
    @KaiKaiTheFish 9 років тому +58

    I just came here to see the Spam of FNaF 4 xD

    • @SenpaiDeoxys
      @SenpaiDeoxys 9 років тому

      Same

    • @amaizeing9027
      @amaizeing9027 9 років тому

      Personally I watched the video. Then I noticed the FNAF 4 spam, then I did the same thing as Geometry, unless people were being a asshole about it.

    • @Tochimo
      @Tochimo 9 років тому

      I just wanted to get a laugh out of those comments XD

    • @reecewouters1445
      @reecewouters1445 9 років тому

      Princess Promising ME TOO IT'S ALMOST IF I'M ONE OF THEM...

    • @KaiKaiTheFish
      @KaiKaiTheFish 9 років тому +1

      Sam The OCG There is no need for that.

  • @laxa_7860
    @laxa_7860 4 роки тому +2

    Me: what 2 tonnes !!!
    Matpat: chill IT's just 1800kg
    Me: thats almost 2 tonnes .....

  • @saint037
    @saint037 Рік тому +2

    nice touch with the face paint on your sticker

  • @MrGermandeutsch
    @MrGermandeutsch 7 років тому +214

    MadMax?
    MatPat?
    ...
    *_MADPAT AND MATMAX!!!_*

  • @tamtatek
    @tamtatek 9 років тому +104

    Mat Pat...they're coming...I can hear them...they're going to get you...its the FNAF fans! Everybody run! But seriously...I'm looking forward to that theory...

    • @cedriccrystobalorleans675
      @cedriccrystobalorleans675 9 років тому +1

      Tam Mckinnie They're already here! Hide everyone!

    • @tamtatek
      @tamtatek 9 років тому +1

      Cédric Crystobal Orléans Quick under the table. I SAID UNDER THE TABLE!!!

    • @zoomzoomgaming6068
      @zoomzoomgaming6068 9 років тому +1

      MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!! 💥🔫 💣 🔪

    • @ProjectEvilGAME
      @ProjectEvilGAME 9 років тому +2

      Tam Mckinnie Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

    • @andrewcantu325
      @andrewcantu325 9 років тому

      Not that I'm a fan but I'd rather have mat explain the story line. But I would also prefer Morgan Freeman too but that's just me. Mat please do a Morgan Freeman expression

  • @yourmilkisontheway5214
    @yourmilkisontheway5214 3 роки тому

    Mat: *mentions global warming*
    The polar caps: *Sweats/Melts furiously*

  • @skilfularcher
    @skilfularcher Рік тому +1

    FIRST USE OF THE MATPAT CUTOUT

  • @msrustyspatula8679
    @msrustyspatula8679 7 років тому +13

    Gas prices aren't so bad if you think about it as buying explosive liquefied dinosaurs.

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 7 років тому +4

      deathisinevitable Well when you put it like that my Mustang just got a whole lot cooler...

  • @zaine117
    @zaine117 9 років тому +44

    I just watched Fury Road last night, it was fucking awesome.

    • @LuffyGrogu
      @LuffyGrogu 9 років тому +2

      ***** No it was a good movie but best movie ever it is not haven't you ever seen citizen kane or the godfather.

    • @routa5906
      @routa5906 9 років тому +3

      Good action movie? Yes
      Good Mad Max movie? Haha haa... Nope.

    • @widen_inhorizons
      @widen_inhorizons 9 років тому +2

      fallenangel2100 shhhhh dude, feminist might hear you.

    • @LuffyGrogu
      @LuffyGrogu 9 років тому +1

      Samuel Välimaa well every other mad max movie is completely different

  • @nononononono4253
    @nononononono4253 4 роки тому +1

    Matt:nukes
    Me:eh
    Matt:golobul warming
    Me:eh
    Matt:twilight movies may be remade
    Me:AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

  • @gwenatabong6284
    @gwenatabong6284 2 роки тому

    "May I interest you in some DEATH?!?!" Best Pre-Asskicking One-Liner Ever.

  • @matthewtreguboff5079
    @matthewtreguboff5079 7 років тому +5

    hey matpat, great video. As a student nearly finished with my associate's degree in Automotive service technology, which is the main degree for car mechanics, you did a great job of not only explaining the basics clearly, but also making it easy for others that are not car mechanics to understand it.

  • @Figburn
    @Figburn 9 років тому +102

    I swear to god, the people complaining about FNaF fanboys in the comments are getting far more annoying than the FNaF fanboys them selfs..

    • @lightszilla8453
      @lightszilla8453 9 років тому +11

      IKR! I've scrolled down the comments for about a minute or two and found NO COMMENTS about people wanting a FnaF theory BUT 700000 COMMENTS ARE ABOUT PEOPLE HATING ON THE PEOPLE WHO WANT ONE! Those people are getting even more Annoying then the people who want one!

    • @Angel-nk9dd
      @Angel-nk9dd 9 років тому

      I went to my doctor because my gut was playing up
      He said: "Son, your throat is too small im gonna have to put this up your but!"
      He bent me over and told me to think of something pleasant
      It felt like he had a handfull of stuffing and i was some kind of pheasant!
      Rectal computer
      Rectal computer!
      (Stick it in your asshole)
      Rectal computer!
      (I think it's got a virus)
      Hwa!
      Rectal computer
      (Guitar strings)

    • @gravesmacker
      @gravesmacker 9 років тому +1

      TheFireburn02 Selves*

    • @XxPjaypitxX
      @XxPjaypitxX 9 років тому

      What about the people complaining about the people complaining about the FNaF fanboys??

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 9 років тому

      TheFireburn02 Isn't that how it's always been?

  • @KoiKat_
    @KoiKat_ 3 роки тому

    CatPat's angry meow at the end terrified my own cat.

  • @b4db0ii_byron41
    @b4db0ii_byron41 4 роки тому +1

    Basically upgrade your car that's all he needs to say lol