Game Theory: Halo Armor's FATAL Flaw!

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  • Опубліковано 28 жов 2015
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    Halo Armor - Best protective suit ever or a walking death trap? If Mjolnir Armor is like having your body encased in a small tank, why exactly does it only take one to three punches to kill you? In this episode of Game Theory, I get to the bottom of one of the oldest Halo questions around. How can Master Chief have a super suit capable of surviving a fall from space, yet one little five finger strike can send him toppling over into his grave?
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 47 тис.

  • @emmaballz
    @emmaballz 8 років тому +1089

    The whole interview the ballistic armor expert is like "this guy just doesn't shut up, does he?"

    • @davidgaumond9168
      @davidgaumond9168 8 років тому +6

      Hahahaha That's so true !

    • @trevorthieme5157
      @trevorthieme5157 8 років тому +14

      +commentgirl234 IKR You could tell looking at him he is thinking "WTF type of logic is this guy using"!

    • @geoffreybailey4225
      @geoffreybailey4225 8 років тому +10

      +InsaneCraziness i know right hes thinking *Should I wait for this guy to shut up, or should I go?*

    • @joelees2087
      @joelees2087 8 років тому +12

      +InsaneCraziness 100% lol feel sorry for him plus all the lame jokes and video game references that obviously made no sense to him

    • @LStudios78
      @LStudios78 8 років тому +29

      +commentgirl234 be a ballistic expert they said, you work with experts they said

  • @getdatpeppah6083
    @getdatpeppah6083 3 роки тому +2874

    "Like a skirt?"
    "Almost like a blanket"
    "Sir, going blankie mode"

  • @camerahead3118
    @camerahead3118 3 роки тому +404

    Am I the only one super impressed by how that guy guessed the exact canonical weight of the suit

    • @couldyou4745
      @couldyou4745 Рік тому +3

      Hopefully

    • @danny2481
      @danny2481 Рік тому +4

      No Anthony is is op lol, I was impressed too!!

    • @samaritan_007
      @samaritan_007 6 місяців тому

      Anthony is built different

  • @jsspidermonkey
    @jsspidermonkey 2 роки тому +456

    I think matts forgetting about the energy shield and how the melee passes through it allowing for a solid hit compared to a bullet stopping before he even gets hit

    • @ArcanumOverseer
      @ArcanumOverseer 2 роки тому +18

      Still drives the same point.

    • @Arsov422
      @Arsov422 2 роки тому +6

      Thats only in cutscenes

    • @MrHalotog
      @MrHalotog 2 роки тому +2

      Austin recently did a better version of this video in one of his SCIENCE videos

    • @changewingkid3938
      @changewingkid3938 Рік тому

      @@Arsov422 do you mean the energy shielding?

    • @notyourdorsalfin9085
      @notyourdorsalfin9085 Рік тому +1

      GAME THEORY

  • @pdubbs3136
    @pdubbs3136 7 років тому +8049

    Whoever was wearing that chief armor was having the time of their lives

  • @MadDemon64
    @MadDemon64 8 років тому +4801

    That armor expert looked so uncomfortable during this video, like he wanted to punch himself in the face repeatedly for signing up for this video.

    • @MadDemon64
      @MadDemon64 8 років тому +680

      Nepeta Leijon That's a good guess, but honestly I found the way that MatPat worded the questions was so cringeworthy and wouldn't be surprised if the expert felt the same way I did.

    • @Leo-zk9rd
      @Leo-zk9rd 8 років тому +279

      MadDemon64 lmao that's so true. He's just like "what are these words coming out of your mouth? Stop it, please."

    • @funfact6880
      @funfact6880 8 років тому +190

      +Nepeta Leijon Or maybe he didn't like making a video with such an awkward video game nerd.

    • @claudiolluberes111
      @claudiolluberes111 8 років тому +11

      MadDemon64 You

    • @istan7412
      @istan7412 8 років тому +16

      Eh, don't feed the troll

  • @zk0rned
    @zk0rned 2 роки тому +170

    If Master Chief can flip a tank and is wearing a thousand pound suit of armor, imagine how much it would hurt to be punched by that walking tank of a man

    • @spooderboy
      @spooderboy 9 місяців тому +1

      How many kilos is £1000

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 9 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@spooderboy 323 kg. Put Master Chief in the armor suit it's 453kg.

    • @TCStink3
      @TCStink3 6 місяців тому +1

      Very

    • @Waffo2018
      @Waffo2018 4 місяці тому +1

      maybe snap half of your body

    • @Waffo2018
      @Waffo2018 4 місяці тому

      if we talkimg about a normal human

  • @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700
    @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 2 роки тому +165

    *MatPat:* "I'm a brave boy."
    *Master Chief:* "[catches weapon]"
    *MatPat:* "Not a brave enough boy for this!"

  • @1218Draco
    @1218Draco 8 років тому +492

    Ballistic curtain, eh?
    AY, LADDIES, MASTER CHEIF IS GETTIN' A BLOODY KILT!!! FREEDOM!!!

    • @thissiteistrying2givemevir510
      @thissiteistrying2givemevir510 8 років тому +21

      SCRUMPEH

    • @jovaliantproductions
      @jovaliantproductions 8 років тому +24

      Actually if you have seen Star Wars The Clone Wars, Captain Rex has a ballistic curtain.

    • @ShadyCBTube
      @ShadyCBTube 8 років тому +6

      WALLCE! FREEDOM!

    • @absolutelythedude1642
      @absolutelythedude1642 8 років тому

      +HaloCavest I was thinking the same thing but it does'nt protect the hips tho plus all arc troopers Also wear the curtains

    • @badarbiter
      @badarbiter 8 років тому

      +HaloCavest
      They're Kamas, and they actually do protect a bit against blaster fire. ARC Troopers are the ones who get them.

  • @ST-RTheProtogen
    @ST-RTheProtogen 3 роки тому +2058

    I loved the dead look in that specialist's eyes when mat said "Ballistic Maaask"

  • @spoodysqaud3670
    @spoodysqaud3670 2 роки тому +66

    I like how matpat literally got an armor specialist to talk about halo

  • @arabicmotocross
    @arabicmotocross 2 роки тому +35

    MatPat "And stop getting teabagged out there all the time."
    Master Chief "And I took that personally"

  • @evon2033
    @evon2033 8 років тому +3337

    dude looked so annoyed lmao

    • @samarium1934
      @samarium1934 8 років тому +192

      first time I watched I noticed the same thing

    • @incognito2.027
      @incognito2.027 8 років тому +297

      lol i was cringing for him

    • @LucidFL
      @LucidFL 8 років тому +110

      +evon noy Must of been akward for Mat Pat.

    • @krazysickgestions8748
      @krazysickgestions8748 8 років тому +236

      that's what I'm thinking too. guys like omfg this nerd..stfu

    • @jakestemger9898
      @jakestemger9898 8 років тому +26

      Exactly

  • @dphil30318
    @dphil30318 4 роки тому +576

    10:38
    The look of disappointment on his face

  • @RealSICKOMODE
    @RealSICKOMODE 2 роки тому +30

    A while back I got to go to my dads office at Microsoft and see this exact suit. It was the coolest moment of my life.

  • @zachsilby4569
    @zachsilby4569 2 роки тому +291

    "Without that armor, John is just as helpless as that screaming marine." false.
    The Spartan-II program kidnapped these soldiers since before they were 6 years old, and since that time they were trained to know ONLY war. And just before puberty, they were put under extreme physical and chemical enhancements and augmentations. Spartan-II soldiers had muscular enhancements caused by the blockers on a human's muscles being inhibited. They had a reaction time that was increased by 300% of a human's normal time, which allowed them to move with the armor and not try to counter the movement. Under intense stress, they can see the world in bullet time as well as real time.
    Simple UA-cam searches can confirm this as there are many many videos showing the un-armored Spartan-IIs capabilities. They were a force to be reckoned with even without the Mjolnir platform.

    • @f3De66
      @f3De66 2 роки тому +6

      Wow u good boi?

    • @cereallicker9136
      @cereallicker9136 2 роки тому +2

      Bruh

    • @databend6609
      @databend6609 2 роки тому +25

      He clearly meant in relation to operating the armor. He said Spartans without the neural link in the armor are just as helpless as the marine that got crushed, and this is true. Spartans cannot use the armor without it being powered on and linked to their brain.

    • @dominickcabrera38
      @dominickcabrera38 2 роки тому +16

      Matt also does not mention the augmentations at all during the entire video, unless it was in the beginning, which I missed. It seems as if though the entire thing is run by the implant in Chief’s head. But then again, this is 5 years old, and perhaps Matt wasn’t invested in lore.

    • @databend6609
      @databend6609 2 роки тому +10

      Okay, this actually kind of drove me crazy and I just had to know how this actually works.
      Upon extensive research through forums and official halo media I've come to the conclusion that Spartans can operate the armor without the Link. No cannon source that I could find actually states specifically whether or not this is required, but it seems to be the case based on a myriad of other factors. Some such cases being Spartans literally removing their helmets and still walking around, and being able to physically probably carry this armor around without it assisting their movements.
      I've also found that the advanced Spartan neural interface was first introduced alongside the Mark V series of armor, which means Chief and many other Spartans operated their equally heavy armor without this insanely fast link, they used the same one as Marines (Maybe still better but not even close to the Spartan one). If this were the case, the marine should have had no issue. It has to be that the physical strain of using it is simply too high, and that a high reaction time is required.
      He still only meant helpless inside the suit tho since he specifically mentioned needing the neural link to use it, the whole video is talking about severing that killing the wearer since the suit would uncontrollable. (Which yeah is still probably wrong), But I'm sure MatPat knew Spartans were crazy strong, and I respect your passion for Halo.

  • @Bimgus_The_Great
    @Bimgus_The_Great 5 років тому +3597

    Maybe spartans die because they are being punched by ANOTHER TITANIUM FIST!

    • @funnydank4890
      @funnydank4890 5 років тому +74

      😂 same tho

    • @funnydank4890
      @funnydank4890 5 років тому +105

      love your acount name

    • @pokebuds7379
      @pokebuds7379 5 років тому +79

      yea i agree I mean the Spartans wasn't even Melee extremely buffed up due to augmentation

    • @energeticpencil2645
      @energeticpencil2645 5 років тому +12

      It’s actually steel

    • @patrickprins9557
      @patrickprins9557 5 років тому +27

      @@funnydank4890 "I'm in love with an attack helicopter"

  • @joshpalecek1436
    @joshpalecek1436 3 роки тому +1248

    armour expert looked so done when mat starts talking about a freaking gaming universes amour lore.

  • @theoneandtheonly2720
    @theoneandtheonly2720 3 роки тому +67

    When you realize that the guy in the master chief suit is actually the size of master chief.

  • @josephcarvell8307
    @josephcarvell8307 9 місяців тому +3

    "Balistic maaaassk" followed by the dead look of the expert almost killed me 😂

  • @okamimimi
    @okamimimi 8 років тому +583

    The logic in the melee killing in Halo is the offensive capabilities of the attacker, not the defensive capabilities of the victim.

    • @PHANTOMCOWGIRL
      @PHANTOMCOWGIRL 8 років тому +57

      +Ngui Ngui yeah, i mean, what kinda force would a elbow to the head do? i mean, those arms can FLIP A TANK!
      so, im thinking they can snap a neck EASY

    • @PurpleHurrple
      @PurpleHurrple 8 років тому +25

      +Ngui Ngui Exactly, the halo armor also have offensive capabilities such as increased strength, speed and finesse. Which would add a good deal to melee damage against other armor wearers.

    • @itheparrott
      @itheparrott 8 років тому +6

      So a bullet doesn't kill a spartan instantly but a punch does?

    • @itheparrott
      @itheparrott 8 років тому +7

      +itheparrot A bullet doesn't jerk a neck but a punch does?

    • @PurpleHurrple
      @PurpleHurrple 8 років тому +7

      Have you seen how powerful a spartan is? If an enemy spartan decides to punch a spartan I actually do believe that the armors offensive capabilities of the enemy spartan will overwhelm the defensive capabilities of a spartans armor.

  • @kyplaygaming
    @kyplaygaming 8 років тому +1706

    That guy must've been thinking
    "Whatta nerd"

  • @Spiderdudeidkpart790
    @Spiderdudeidkpart790 5 місяців тому +4

    rewatching this after the recent news, god I’m gonna miss you Matpat

  • @karltheskitarii4941
    @karltheskitarii4941 2 роки тому +17

    Consider that Spartans are strong enough to flip a tank, so if that strength is used on melee its much stronger than just a normal odst

    • @Menefeststationlabs
      @Menefeststationlabs 7 місяців тому +1

      That's what I was thinking too and matpat missed that fact

  • @ceresbane
    @ceresbane 8 років тому +383

    I love how the expert just gives that "just think of the money" nod when Matpat talks sci fi.

    • @pootisvonpoot1801
      @pootisvonpoot1801 8 років тому +12

      I laughed to much at this..

    • @DelilahDivesIneditor
      @DelilahDivesIneditor 8 років тому +1

      Ikr

    • @anothisflame8266
      @anothisflame8266 8 років тому +16

      That guy does not look like he's having fun. Like at all. Knew his stuff though, props to him. Did not expect to see a ballistic mask.

    • @SMgrimbldoo
      @SMgrimbldoo 8 років тому +18

      I'm pretty sure he's just uncomfortable in front of the camera.

    • @4ubrey287
      @4ubrey287 8 років тому

      +Skippy Rock ikr

  • @salmontime2728
    @salmontime2728 3 роки тому +1142

    Imagine being a grunt and 7 ft tall hunk of titanium is standing over you holding a shotgun.

    • @Lucas-wm7cw
      @Lucas-wm7cw 2 роки тому +47

      As they proceed to shoot you and teabag you to dust

    • @mang0fruit165
      @mang0fruit165 2 роки тому +54

      grunts on legendary mode: i have no such weakness

    • @Typical_Gamer135
      @Typical_Gamer135 2 роки тому +7

      Wearing a skirt

    • @octopusgaming9706
      @octopusgaming9706 2 роки тому +17

      even worse an 8 ft tall ball of meat with a warthog turret named Jorge

    • @LandonMcAfee
      @LandonMcAfee 2 роки тому +3

      “Boo.”

  • @WarpSonic
    @WarpSonic 3 роки тому +15

    Nice video, but you extremely overlooked the very clear and very obvious real reason why Spartans die in a two punches in multiplayer (it takes more in campaign usually unless it's a really powerful enemy on a harder difficulty). It's really because they're getting punched BY OTHER SPARTANS. Spartans along with MJOLNIR augmentation pack such a punch that the MJOLNIR packs a bigger punch than it can handle in return. It can't take what it can dish out despite its incredibly strong protection.

  • @notunusannus2286
    @notunusannus2286 3 роки тому +10

    Imagine the dude surprised Matt when he was wearing the armor and just shot him where the armor is

  • @thedreamingcosmonaut5660
    @thedreamingcosmonaut5660 5 років тому +450

    2015: What's the Halo armor's flaw?
    2019: Can we survive high tech drones that are out to kill us?

    • @kanjiro8058
      @kanjiro8058 4 роки тому +9

      Arctic Alpaca 2020: can we survive a missile coming from iran

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 4 роки тому

      EMP RIFLES!

    • @lego007guym8
      @lego007guym8 4 роки тому

      Welp, time to break science and get the armor out.

  • @dadofett1753
    @dadofett1753 4 роки тому +361

    11:47
    "Shall we bring out masterchief's armor?"
    Sur-
    Cool, so let's bring out John.
    *JOHN!*

    • @the_frick
      @the_frick 3 роки тому +7

      NASA conspiracy theorists: That was a UFO.
      NASA giving an actual true explanation: Well actually it was a comet passing thr-
      Theorists: I KNEW IT WAS A UFO

    • @hitmanz2331
      @hitmanz2331 3 роки тому +1

      I DARE YOU TO WATCH THIS WITHOUT AUDIO

  • @berzerker1878
    @berzerker1878 2 роки тому +2

    10:35
    The look on the dudes face when said that was priceless

  • @Squishy246
    @Squishy246 Рік тому +6

    we need that "could doom guy beat master chief?" Video :)

    • @OsnoloVrach
      @OsnoloVrach Рік тому +1

      I dont think we need a whole video about it, if we're talking about the doom slayer then master chief is losing, BUT if we're talking about the doom guy from the older doom games then master chief is winning

    • @Kaizer_Rin037
      @Kaizer_Rin037 Рік тому

      Exactly, the Doom Guy now has been augmented by the maykr artifact so Chief winning against him is impossible, but if it's the Doom Guy before, which he's still just a veteran marine (with a lot of rage) then Chief will win.

  • @aronm1254
    @aronm1254 3 роки тому +3605

    This feels like that one guy in class that asks questions, just to confirm he's right

    • @kindahungry2662
      @kindahungry2662 3 роки тому +127

      Now I feel ashamed of myself.

    • @chatabluehawk7149
      @chatabluehawk7149 3 роки тому +77

      I’m so sorry that’s totally me when I deal with people who are wrong. 🥺

    • @aronm1254
      @aronm1254 3 роки тому +46

      @@chatabluehawk7149 Nah, it's okay, sometimes to deal with those people you have to show them why they're wrong

    • @itsthatonechickagaincallth7843
      @itsthatonechickagaincallth7843 3 роки тому +13

      What's that like? I'm f*cking stupid....

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 3 роки тому +19

      sounds a bit like me, well in elementary i had a problem with the staff of me correcting and debunking what was being taught to us from the teachers like misconceptions and such, i believe people should know the whole, unabridged truth (but have the option to have an abridged version) and i did not want to let the kids believe false information, i had to go to the principles office with my parents 2 or 3 times because of that, i consumed vast quantity of knowledge in my first 10 years of life and i still like absorbing some everyday, even if for seemingly meaningless, not practical irl stuff.

  • @theSUICIDEfox
    @theSUICIDEfox 8 років тому +276

    Chief weighs like 250-300 lbs outside the suit and is physically augmented SPECIFICALLY to be able to wear the suit. He's like 7 feet tall and could probably bench like a ton or more WITHOUT THE SUIT. True badassery.

    • @ethangarcia5512
      @ethangarcia5512 8 років тому +11

      +thesuicidefox The Master Chief stands about seven feet (2.13 m) tall and weighs 1,000 pounds (450 kg) in armor; without it, he stands six feet, seven inches (2 m) tall and weighs 287 pounds (130 kg).

    • @ethangarcia5512
      @ethangarcia5512 8 років тому +3

      +thesuicidefox The Master Chief stands about seven feet (2.13 m) tall and weighs 1,000 pounds (450 kg) in armor; without it, he stands six feet, seven inches (2 m) tall and weighs 287 pounds (130 kg).

    • @teekydeeky
      @teekydeeky 8 років тому +9

      +thesuicidefox It was noted Spartans could lift three times their own weight. For Master Chief, this would be about 853 pounds. However, this statement was made when the Spartans were 14 and had just gotten their augmentations, and it was stated they would get significantly stronger as they adjusted and developed.

    • @teekydeeky
      @teekydeeky 8 років тому

      thefallencog You need to read up on your lore more... 20 times his strength, is WAY off.

    • @wolfpresident
      @wolfpresident 8 років тому

      +thesuicidefox Body wise Chief would like look a bodybuilder called Martyn Ford.

  • @goldskul2798
    @goldskul2798 Рік тому +1

    The first segment were you were saying you couldn't aim with the rifle cuz they kept moving was so relatable, takes a lot of practice to snipe someone in multiplayer

  • @nebulamess6875
    @nebulamess6875 2 роки тому +1

    Man how far this channel has gone. Absolute nostalgia

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 5 років тому +1443

    Because he's getting hit by someone who also has the strength to support that armor.
    That's why all other Melee in game don't hurt you as much as other spartans.

    • @alexs07774
      @alexs07774 5 років тому +11

      Commissar Purity exactly

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 5 років тому +88

      @@alexs07774 it seems pretty logical, just because an heavy weight boxer doesn't flinch at the punches of a light weight it doesn't mean that he can do the same against another heavy weight...

    • @theresakrupicka4499
      @theresakrupicka4499 5 років тому +34

      Commissar Purity and I think that might be the reason the gravity hammer is so powerful. Imagine if a grunt used one. Probably wouldn’t be that o.p. But a Spartan, or an *elite* could use it and it would be very powerful

    • @eternallight9559
      @eternallight9559 5 років тому +14

      Actually in free fall Spartans use armor lock to soften fall dam which doesn't kill them just hurts them alot

    • @ThunderStruck115
      @ThunderStruck115 4 роки тому +6

      Have you forgotten elites in Halo 2? They kill you in one hit

  • @dlira6242
    @dlira6242 8 років тому +1027

    The coolest thing to me is how how Game Theory has evolved. MatPat's analysis, the graphics, the overall video quality, and then we get live features with experts and ridiculously accurate props.
    All for the sake of dissecting aspects of video games in order to determine validity.
    MatPat, keep on keeping on.

    • @SUPERSamuraiGaming
      @SUPERSamuraiGaming 8 років тому

      +Dominic Lira like

    • @dlira6242
      @dlira6242 8 років тому +14

      +Dalek Caan I've already factored in the inevitable decline in hot-button topic fodder. It's what happens when you have a semi-consistent content schedule.
      Content creators just have to roll with the punches. And for that, I respect MatPat.

    • @FirstLast-wg6lq
      @FirstLast-wg6lq 8 років тому +1

      this was sponsored lmao

    • @catormw
      @catormw 8 років тому

      +Dalek Caan Why?

    • @Mrlocofan
      @Mrlocofan 8 років тому

      +Andrew Wirawan And? He could just made the video like any other, but just saying that he was sponsored by Microsoft, but instead he took his time to ask for a Halo suit and a body armor specialist only for this episode.

  • @DontForgetYourNuts
    @DontForgetYourNuts 2 роки тому

    I love the music that plays while the animations and schematics are on screen! The synth stuff.

  • @lost_oddity
    @lost_oddity 4 місяці тому +1

    Matpat talking ballistics is amazing to see

  • @SwesomegamerX
    @SwesomegamerX 5 років тому +457

    can you imagine how awkward chief felt just standing there listening to them talk

    • @tgplayz1735
      @tgplayz1735 4 роки тому +23

      “Bla bla bla armor stuff”
      “Can you turn around?”
      Master chief who hasn’t paid attention and has no idea what’s happening:
      *s l o w l y t u r n s a r o u n d*
      “So this part is weak”
      Also master chief:
      Thank god-wait wut?

    • @kasiervlogs3395
      @kasiervlogs3395 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah

    • @bozobergfun4340
      @bozobergfun4340 4 роки тому +2

      yes i can

  • @ender25ish
    @ender25ish 8 років тому +1474

    did no one consider that the man punching said spartan is ALSO a spartan?
    its like getting hit by a freight train when you think about how fast the chief can actually move in the books.

    • @crafterzzempiree1204
      @crafterzzempiree1204 8 років тому +16

      yet in campaign chief hardly runs fast and stops

    • @Happy-to3tf
      @Happy-to3tf 8 років тому +35

      CORRECTION: he's being bunch in the face by a 747 at full speed, not a Freind train!

    • @Happy-to3tf
      @Happy-to3tf 8 років тому +26

      +Julie Tucker if I'm buying a starships worth of armor I better have plane-punch capabilities

    • @theintangible3018
      @theintangible3018 8 років тому +25

      +Crafterzz Empiree Even in H1, Chief moves at a faster clip than any other ground unit in the game, including Elites. Canonically, he runs at an average of 15mph, I believe(been a while since I read the books). He's a fast sonofabitch for being a walking Abrams.

    • @Doug_R1
      @Doug_R1 8 років тому +40

      +ender25ish Also the fact that its multiplayer balance. It wouldnt be as fun a game if you had to grapple with someone for a couple of minutes before you could actually kill them.

  • @Levi-ij4gy
    @Levi-ij4gy 2 роки тому +1

    Watching a old game theory in 2021 just gives me so much nostalgia.

  • @hiimmisternobody7919
    @hiimmisternobody7919 2 роки тому +3

    21:04 money because I’ll always be lonely lol

  • @glodenduck2077
    @glodenduck2077 4 роки тому +737

    "Let's get john, JOHN!"
    Chief:"whomst dareth summon the almighty one?!"

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 4 роки тому +636

    10:40
    His face is saying
    “Why you touching my mask boi?”

  • @dindjarin1023
    @dindjarin1023 3 роки тому +1

    “Oh John!”
    Why did I love to at so much

  • @iedebotorcrispyboi2873
    @iedebotorcrispyboi2873 2 роки тому

    Man that Intro is soooooo awesome I Could here it a 1000 Times

  • @GlaciusTS
    @GlaciusTS 8 років тому +420

    I think the expert had the better idea. You are being hit by other people in 1 Ton Armor in Multiplayer. Each piece of armor is connected by flimsy material. One punch to the head with the weight of a spartan behind it is gonna give that 100 LB helmet a damn good knock, and the neck attached to it is unlikely to be prepared for that kind of whiplash.

    • @stardude692001
      @stardude692001 8 років тому +13

      +GlaciusTS totally. And let's not forget these suits have energy shielding which might affect slower and more powerful melee attacks differently than lighter and faster projectiles.

    • @osvaldoespino7382
      @osvaldoespino7382 8 років тому +17

      +GlaciusTS Finally someone points who's giving the melee attack! It's pretty obvious if you know some stories besides the ones shown in the games. Master chief almost broke his own hand the first time he saluted a higher ranked officer with his armor on

    • @OwlskiTV
      @OwlskiTV 8 років тому +12

      +GlaciusTS
      Let's not also forget that with an object of higher mass will cause more force to be applied to that region.
      Matt described the armor as being a "human with a tank strapped to them". Just imagine the sheer force if something the weight of a tank hits you as fast as a human punch.
      If Bruce Lee's punches and kicks could send regular people staggering (even flying) a few feet, imagine how that'd act upon other humans.
      Often, it is not the direct physical damage that kills people on high impacts.
      It's the sudden force.

    • @brianmead7556
      @brianmead7556 8 років тому +8

      +GlaciusTS
      And also, at the speed with which the hit coming from another MJOLNIR suit is coming, it's like taking a very hard 100 pound something that's going 100 miles an hour, or to give an allegory, a hit from the kind of stones launched by trebuchets to smash castle walls.

    • @OwlskiTV
      @OwlskiTV 8 років тому

      Brian Mead
      *points to what he posted*
      c:

  • @nunyaasher7402
    @nunyaasher7402 3 роки тому +518

    So, if you sever John's connection to his suit, the Iron Man becomes an Iron Maiden.

  • @poroushades
    @poroushades Рік тому

    Bruh the nostalgia this brings me as an og theoriest before my old account got hacked or rather the email this brings back memories man.

  • @frostghost75_6
    @frostghost75_6 2 роки тому +1

    Now I wanna see Mat analyze ODST armor.

  • @linkypete9488
    @linkypete9488 8 років тому +230

    "Bulletproof material is a myth"
    A few minutes later
    "Titanium is bulletproof"

    • @isaactorbett
      @isaactorbett 8 років тому

      +linky pete Noticed this as-well, made me chuckle.

    • @polnareffsaaadventure5657
      @polnareffsaaadventure5657 8 років тому +80

      They say bullet proof vests are a myth, yeah, but are there titanium vests? If not, he was right.

    • @isaactorbett
      @isaactorbett 8 років тому +1

      Ah, thanks for the clarification. I didn't put two and two together.

    • @crazytuffandco.
      @crazytuffandco. 8 років тому

      +Isaac Torbett I think he was simplifying it.

    • @pawprint6677
      @pawprint6677 8 років тому +29

      He probably didn't consider titanium as a practical material. They were talking more about modern tech that exists today.

  • @kingCinnamon
    @kingCinnamon 3 роки тому +800

    Matpat sounded like a kid talking to that guy 😂

    • @Darksiosa
      @Darksiosa 3 роки тому +8

      he talks like Jesse Eisenberg

    • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
      @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 3 роки тому +5

      I only updooted this to get rid of the 99 in my face and change this into 3 digit upvotes and making number 100

    • @fnpossession4424
      @fnpossession4424 3 роки тому +6

      @@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind im sorry this isn’t Reddit. It’s not called upvotes it’s likes. Your welcome

    • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
      @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 3 роки тому +5

      @@fnpossession4424 i call it what I want. FROM NOW ON ALL UA-cam LIKES ARE CONVERTED TO UPVOTES.

    • @airconditioningunit9777
      @airconditioningunit9777 3 роки тому +2

      @@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind i’ll give an updoot for that

  • @zachshaffer666
    @zachshaffer666 2 роки тому +3

    I think he’s also forgetting that these super soldiers are probably dozens of times stronger than humans

    • @corneliuselbourne1044
      @corneliuselbourne1044 2 роки тому

      Yep, that's why they go through training and body augmentation as children through the spartan programs.

    • @corneliuselbourne1044
      @corneliuselbourne1044 2 роки тому

      Now I understand why they call it the Mjollnir armor couse that thing heavy as hell and you would have to be worthy of wearing it.

  • @kingzombie951
    @kingzombie951 Рік тому +1

    This feels like something the history channel would play

  • @pussinboots9983
    @pussinboots9983 3 роки тому +840

    MatPat: **exposing flaws of the armor**
    Chief: Wait, that's illegal!

    • @memeboi27
      @memeboi27 3 роки тому +14

      Lol y is no one else using the master chief meme in this comment section

    • @soniaserval8655
      @soniaserval8655 3 роки тому +2

      @@memeboi27 exactly.

    • @Murasaki_Saya
      @Murasaki_Saya 3 роки тому +1

      @@memeboi27 Cuz the RvB Memes are widely recognizable like the one on the comment

    • @genericcowboy7600
      @genericcowboy7600 3 роки тому +1

      that wasnt chief that said that but yeah

    • @Leonard.L.Church
      @Leonard.L.Church 2 роки тому +2

      I said that 😄

  • @redbolt4155
    @redbolt4155 8 років тому +514

    MattPatt was like a kid in a candy store when he was talking to the armor professional. XD

    • @KaiserChiefsPocketbombs
      @KaiserChiefsPocketbombs 8 років тому +19

      +Red Bolt nah, he just loves his job

    • @redbolt4155
      @redbolt4155 8 років тому

      +KaiserChiefs That too. XD

    • @madmanoliver
      @madmanoliver 8 років тому +32

      Poor man found it hard to get a word in! ha, matpat barraged him with a wall of questions!

    • @jeaminerd2129
      @jeaminerd2129 8 років тому

      that excactly what i thought too XF

    • @jeaminerd2129
      @jeaminerd2129 8 років тому

      +JEAMiner :D oops ment to write XD

  • @shoots5298
    @shoots5298 4 місяці тому +1

    So hes basically saying that when the neural connection is broken the suit collapses, killing the user. Similar to a major car accident where the driver isnt killed by g-forces but by being crushed by the car crumbling and folding in in itself.

  • @SomeoneYouHate
    @SomeoneYouHate 9 місяців тому

    I would never be able to do this kind of content, the look on the experts face whenever mat starts to rant about nerdy things is just killing me

  • @DarthVader-pl5ts
    @DarthVader-pl5ts 5 років тому +808

    Master chief in a nutshell:
    *Punches a nuke and lives*
    *Shot a few times and dies*

    • @juno5033
      @juno5033 5 років тому +13

      there's alot of lore behind chief surviving the nuke

    • @pocketlint4644
      @pocketlint4644 5 років тому +23

      He had godmode

    • @bagusariiq
      @bagusariiq 5 років тому +6

      Anti hax bullet?

    • @a.nonnymouse7655
      @a.nonnymouse7655 5 років тому +8

      He got nerfed

    • @The_WhitePencil
      @The_WhitePencil 5 років тому +10

      I can punch a nuke and live, too. Punching it probably isn't enough to set it off.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +428

    Matpat : "STOP MOVING"
    that guy that plays as sniper :
    "Me too man me too"

  • @CanofSprats
    @CanofSprats 2 роки тому +2

    "can survive a fall from space" very interesting

  • @user-gj9nt5sw2f
    @user-gj9nt5sw2f Рік тому

    This is possibly the best video that MatPat has ever posted.

  • @victorle6406
    @victorle6406 8 років тому +274

    the guy seemed annoyed the entire time

  • @acrylicmarlin6356
    @acrylicmarlin6356 3 роки тому +1550

    Imagine a bullet proof shower curtain literally running thru a battle field.
    Edit: I posted this comment a year ago and I'm just now noticing it has 1.4k likes

    • @matthewjohnson7273
      @matthewjohnson7273 3 роки тому +33

      more like a blaster komma, like the clone trooper commanders wear

    • @blakethederg
      @blakethederg 3 роки тому +15

      @@matthewjohnson7273 exactly what I was thinking

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick 3 роки тому +8

      @@blakethederg my mind jumped to a tactical kilt.

    • @Silkyfin_
      @Silkyfin_ 3 роки тому +5

      Ikr go clones

    • @Kernoid__
      @Kernoid__ 3 роки тому +4

      Bullet resident

  • @Dominus_PrincepsCXVII
    @Dominus_PrincepsCXVII 2 роки тому

    wow thank you for this video i never new that the melee did all of that

  • @PhantomGato-v-
    @PhantomGato-v- 2 роки тому +1

    going back to this ep after seeing Austin's new video. I felt damn nostalgic at the old GT intro...

  • @HiIeric117
    @HiIeric117 8 років тому +332

    I thought this was gonna be about how the suit isn't waterproof.

    • @firstnamelastname-bz4fp
      @firstnamelastname-bz4fp 8 років тому +4

      +HiIeric117 That would explain a lot of things...

    • @keithkillner500
      @keithkillner500 8 років тому +31

      The suit is waterproof, I dont actually know from where in the Halo universe the idea that is isnt waterproof would have come from, a Spartan can survive in outer space in their suit, theyre air-tight.

    • @keithkillner500
      @keithkillner500 8 років тому +22

      The closest thing to not being waterproof is that you cannot swim while wearing the suit, which is why during gameplay you die by falling into deep water, woulndt actually kill the Spartan theyd just have to slowly walk along the sea/river bed to get out.

    • @legalass8379
      @legalass8379 8 років тому +10

      +HiIeric117 i think it would be hard to swim with a 1000 pound armor attached to your body though ;)

    • @tanethan8242
      @tanethan8242 8 років тому

      +Keith Killner slowly?

  • @cdtforerunner9545
    @cdtforerunner9545 7 років тому +244

    You would also need to take into account the fact that these are soldiers with the strength to flip vehicles on a whim. The force behind one of those punches could easily be the same as being hit by medium sized car or truck.

    • @shapetick4096
      @shapetick4096 6 років тому +2

      Cdtforerunner but the armor is made out of titanium. It will survive a car or truck

    • @lolly166541
      @lolly166541 6 років тому +28

      ShapeTick, "it" will survive but not the guy inside - just take a look at these bomb-defuse squads with their suits... The suit will most likely survive the explosion but the guy inside won't because of the pure force of the impact.

    • @shapetick4096
      @shapetick4096 6 років тому

      i know that's what I said

    • @fluffheadhargrove8999
      @fluffheadhargrove8999 6 років тому +3

      Cdtforerunner that was exactly what I was thinking. The suits were obviously made to boost strength and give more protection. The suits with their weight would also most likely have quite the lack of ability to accelerate, so the armor (and John's arm) would ram straight into the back of the enemy's head. (Also the reason i never commented 3 months ago when this first came out cuz i had no channel.)

    • @22haloboy
      @22haloboy 6 років тому +2

      If spartans can somehow flip an Elephant I'm surprised they don't turn anything they punch into mist.

  • @vertono6084
    @vertono6084 2 роки тому

    I just came here 5 years later and heard “ pardon the noobness” this really was a precious time.

  • @thelordofthelostbraincells
    @thelordofthelostbraincells 2 роки тому +1

    I like how mats tracking a armor expert a bit of halo lore while the expert is tracking him the secrets of armor

  • @carlgustavjung1654
    @carlgustavjung1654 8 років тому +631

    Everybody seems to be forgetting the fact that every time a spartan is punched, it's either another mechanically altered spartan or 10-foot elite that is doing it. Naturally, this makes death a lot more likely.

    • @15Redstones
      @15Redstones 8 років тому +45

      +Rambunctious Gay yeah, when the guy who punches you has also a suit which makes him 10 times stronger it's easy for him. The main flaw of the suit is his enormous melee damage

    • @DanielGomez-xo1sh
      @DanielGomez-xo1sh 8 років тому +1

      +Rambunctious Gay And the Elite is stronger

    • @mishapgamer
      @mishapgamer 8 років тому +14

      Mjolnir armour improves the already high strength of a spartan 2 so it's like a truck hitting you

    • @tioy3442
      @tioy3442 8 років тому +4

      +Dan Gómez elite are not stronger than Spartans, its the skill of the player that makes them harder. Plus it depends on what elite. There also difficulty to alter skill.

    • @cyndasaur4194
      @cyndasaur4194 8 років тому +2

      +Rambunctious Gay Plus bullets are a lot less FORCEFUL in an area sense. A punch is liable to snap somebody's neck with that kind of power.

  • @nightfalcon8580
    @nightfalcon8580 5 років тому +396

    Even if its flawed...
    Its badass.

  • @heavystarch100
    @heavystarch100 2 роки тому

    This was cool and insightful.

  • @ursineparty2008
    @ursineparty2008 Місяць тому

    i've been watching the old videos, this is fun

  • @SleepyCuddleBug
    @SleepyCuddleBug 4 роки тому +201

    master cheif in all other halo games: dies by hit
    master chief in halo 4: come at me nuke

    • @InsomniacDoggo
      @InsomniacDoggo 4 роки тому +6

      Cortana protected him from that using the hardlight bridge she was interfaced with.

  • @sammich042
    @sammich042 3 роки тому +378

    Imagine MatPat's reaction if Chief took off the helmet and Steve Downes was in it...

    • @texastank
      @texastank 2 роки тому +7

      Before reading: -_-
      After: O.O

    • @nerd9347.
      @nerd9347. 2 роки тому

      *cracking up*.

    • @GamerDude0306
      @GamerDude0306 2 роки тому +2

      Now THAT would be awesome

  • @bennyboy3764
    @bennyboy3764 5 місяців тому

    Just watched MatPat's goodbye video and I had to watch what I think may be my favorite theory. So sad to see an era end but excited to see what The Theorists being next.

  • @Chef.joyardee
    @Chef.joyardee 2 роки тому

    Those suits are absolutely incredible!

  • @sillylittlefemboy1940
    @sillylittlefemboy1940 4 роки тому +161

    Someone: hits masterchief in the back
    The suit: *crunch*

    • @eisenkrahe7125
      @eisenkrahe7125 4 роки тому +2

      People say that if you run halo and listen to the xbox very closely you can hear theses things: *Snap* *Crack* *Folding*

    • @OliFennecFox
      @OliFennecFox 3 роки тому +3

      @@eisenkrahe7125 I know what I'm doing next time I play XD

    • @wolfboy9471
      @wolfboy9471 3 роки тому +2

      Master chef: oh my back

  • @screwit6242
    @screwit6242 4 роки тому +1388

    Me : *gets in a tank and shoots master chief*
    Master chief : Heh... you gotta try harder than that
    Me : *backhands master chief*
    Master chief : AGH! *ded*

  • @emotion9308
    @emotion9308 Рік тому +1

    To this day I still watch this

  • @MokyYTR
    @MokyYTR 4 місяці тому +1

    its sad that mat pat left after 13 years

  • @jaysam9254
    @jaysam9254 5 років тому +301

    10:35 - 10:40 His face when MatPat puts on the mask is priceless XD

    • @nahid5709
      @nahid5709 5 років тому +4

      Jay Sam i saw that as well lmao

    • @DJSCRMNGHST
      @DJSCRMNGHST 5 років тому

      Haha

    • @jfhistheone5
      @jfhistheone5 5 років тому

      Oh god that was such a perfect example of speaking without words.

    • @untrhunter6214
      @untrhunter6214 5 років тому

      BallisticMaaaask

  • @Pahjx
    @Pahjx 8 років тому +442

    You should also take into account that it is other spartans with super strength that are doing the punching.

    • @jtaylor4817
      @jtaylor4817 8 років тому +1

      Yup that's what I thought

    • @ryuu.9784
      @ryuu.9784 8 років тому +3

      +Red Knight same that's what I was thinking. Ur using the same power suit to hit others so it would make sense 2 or 3 hits :/

    • @ThatsPrettyFunnyMan
      @ThatsPrettyFunnyMan 8 років тому +6

      No, cause this is Spartan vs. Spartan. So it'll be as equal as a human vs. human or a snail vs. a snail. I was at first annoyed that Pat doesnt told the armorer guy about the fact of modified body of Spartans, but in the end Pat talks about it. So it wasnt the suit that was made for Spartans, but the Spartans that were made for the suit, as normal unmodified human would be crushed to death by the heavy and responsive armor. So they need a being that capable enough of enduring the crushing and able to sync with the armor. Born Spartans.

    • @thejman4458
      @thejman4458 8 років тому +3

      +Karl Marx but like I said the gameplay is with Spartan 3s and 4s and also the chip is in a slot in the helmet and not really so far into the head than you think anyway the Spartan 3s and 4s have weaker shields and armor while master chief is a spartan 2 which if you read new blood buck says that the Spartan 2s as Titans and Spartan 3s as gods and Spartan 4s as the demigods

    • @austing2481
      @austing2481 8 років тому

      last I checked Chiefs armor isn't titanium

  • @chasenlife
    @chasenlife 5 місяців тому

    this is soooo true and makes so much sense

  • @sans_the_skeleton.
    @sans_the_skeleton. 5 місяців тому +1

    5:17 as someone from someone in the future: the titanium nanocomposite material is actually pure titanium but it requires power to move the titanium at all

  • @drg597
    @drg597 3 роки тому +161

    I don't know why the Body Armor Specialist said the curtain would take away from the look, I love to see a Battle Kilt like the Clone troopers on Chief.

  • @errorcode9542
    @errorcode9542 2 роки тому +2

    ive always thought it was just that even a mjornir suit cant protect against the weight of another power suit fist

  • @3h0mps
    @3h0mps 2 роки тому

    That intro has to be the greatest out of all intros ever made

  • @Sparatan117
    @Sparatan117 7 років тому +290

    He started out this video sounding like he was pretty together... and then as he stood next to the expert, he just talked himself into idiot status. Parts of this were cringe worthy.
    Also, the suit has no neural connection to the wearer's brain. If you actually watched The Fall of Reach, you'd hear Halsy talk about why the suit failed prior generations and why John was different. Thanks to all the upgrades John had as far as strengthening not only his muscles, bones, eyesight, and endurance, John has the ability to not have his joints snapped in half if the suit over extends or keeps going when it's not supposed to thanks to stronger bones, and stronger muscles. The suit is designed to take the movement of your body, and multiply it. Meaning, As you make a move, it makes that move easier. However, Human's frail bodies were able to withstand the start of that motion, not the ending of it. The Suit doesn't know when to stop trying to help you, and thus snaps your arm... or snaps your wrist... etc etc etc. That was the reason for giving Spartans all the extra upgrades in the first place. If the suit could do everything for them without the upgrades, then you could just be like Iron Man and anyone could step inside and be super.
    Lastly, To answer your question to the video ... which at this point after watching half of the video it seems like click bait... The reason you can Melee someone is the same reasoning as if we stuck an egg inside of Titanium cylinder. For reference sake, let's assume that there is padding on the top and bottom and between the walls and the egg. When the cylinder takes an blunt force trauma impact (being punched in the face), the inertia is going to be carried through the object. This means, that even if the armor were to stop the fact that you got punched, you would still feel the impact inside the suit because of inertia (Newton's third law). Do this enough, or cause enough trauma to the fragile object inside, and it will result in a broken egg... or in the case of Halo, A Dead Spartan. Now, think about how hard a suit can hit. Take that force and apply it going through another Spartan. Do you think that all that armor is really going to stop a Melee? No.
    Thus, there is no flaw. It's just Physics. The only way to completely negate physics is to keep an object from ever actually hitting you. If you can figure out how to do that, DARPA would love to talk to you, because you'd probably figure out how to end war... or make our soldiers invincible.

    • @timothyhang2306
      @timothyhang2306 7 років тому

      a shield of superheated plasma would be plasma proof and melt anything coming near it

    • @Sparatan117
      @Sparatan117 7 років тому +4

      Doesn't stop inertia... Also how do you contain a shield. Only way to do it currently is to put it under pressure.

    • @matthewtunstill4299
      @matthewtunstill4299 7 років тому +1

      yeah but imagine the energy required to hold a plasma shield. it'd go down after a few hits and id imagine it's recharge rate is a literal recharge.

    • @Sparatan117
      @Sparatan117 7 років тому +1

      Correct. The power needed to recharge it would probably be exhaust the power pack. The power pack, that would already be under stress to just maintain the shield...

    • @fueledbycaffeine4550
      @fueledbycaffeine4550 7 років тому

      Sparatan117 thx, i thought i was the only one noticing this.

  • @MGlBlaze
    @MGlBlaze 8 років тому +361

    Answer; Spartan armour is powered armour that greatly enhances the wearer's strength (they can flip over main battle tanks, for fuck's sake) and they die to one punch from *another spartan* only AFTER their shielding has been taken down by either other strikes or gunfire. Maybe one from the back by breaking the neck or spinal column. Against non-spartains they only get immediately taken down by an energy sword or a gravity hammer, both of which are extremely powerful. No other melee hits will take them out immediately.

    • @Scoopdiddy
      @Scoopdiddy 8 років тому +56

      WHY IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS?
      someone who references the books should immediately know this.

    • @travelingspartan2035
      @travelingspartan2035 8 років тому +7

      +MGlBlaze Flipping tanks is what we call gameplay and story segregation. Seeing as a Scorpion tank weighs 66 tons, doing this is completely inconsistent with all other feats of strength performed by Spartans in-game and in the stories. Being able to flip vehicles at all was implemented with the Warthog and Mongoose in mind because those things have such a high center of gravity; this basically never happens with tanks outside of Forge mode. In actuality the armor's only supposed to provide a couple tons' worth of lift force, which is still probably enough to do some damage.

    • @Z7Games
      @Z7Games 8 років тому

      +MGlBlaze
      Well, even with that, sure they have superstrength but the titanium armor should cover that perfectly, specially if it covers bullets.

    • @oldlyswansea
      @oldlyswansea 8 років тому

      +MGlBlaze maybe its down an effect know as hydrostatic shock ?

    • @adamcunningham8675
      @adamcunningham8675 8 років тому

      +ACFxGAMING because if matpat just said that, it would be harder to make more money for him

  • @minv.3838
    @minv.3838 2 роки тому

    I love the design mastercheifs suit looks

  • @MasterChief-jh3lk
    @MasterChief-jh3lk 4 місяці тому +3

    My armor 🔛🔝

  • @noblenitro8500
    @noblenitro8500 5 років тому +182

    Maybe because you are getting hit by OTHER spartans ?

    • @chr1s897
      @chr1s897 5 років тому +1

      U r right.

    • @happypop6660
      @happypop6660 5 років тому +1

      Why didn't i think of that? XD

    • @ungusbungus5369
      @ungusbungus5369 5 років тому

      Elites knock down chief aswell

    • @MrMenace888
      @MrMenace888 4 роки тому +1

      Breezy bee elites are as physically strong as Spartans

  • @chronicvibezzz
    @chronicvibezzz 5 років тому +469

    Master Chief Fatal Flaws
    _Dies from melee attack_
    _Can’t eat, and drink_
    *CANT PEE*

    • @itbedatboi5580
      @itbedatboi5580 5 років тому +19

      He pisses in his suit

    • @chocotheangycoffeelord243
      @chocotheangycoffeelord243 5 років тому +14

      But would chief get boner

    • @SpeakerWiggin49
      @SpeakerWiggin49 5 років тому +6

      @@chocotheangycoffeelord243 Nah man, he can't, being a Spartan is a sad life.

    • @rattman3975
      @rattman3975 4 роки тому +10

      @@chocotheangycoffeelord243 dude there is plenty of room in the crotch have you never seen spartan armor?

    • @chocotheangycoffeelord243
      @chocotheangycoffeelord243 4 роки тому

      @@rattman3975 yeah I have but it was small but that is true tho

  • @DereC519
    @DereC519 5 місяців тому

    coming back to this in 2023, it still is as enjoyable as ever

  • @the_UF365
    @the_UF365 Місяць тому +1

    Never before has a video on the internet engaged me so.

  • @Free_Krazy
    @Free_Krazy 5 років тому +231

    1 answer:
    When a man with the strenght and armor of a starship punches another its like a starship going full speed into another starship.

    • @taccac7190
      @taccac7190 4 роки тому +8

      Also to balance the game

    • @adamspeiser6449
      @adamspeiser6449 4 роки тому +1

      And yet the fly like 2 feet after getting punch. But the impact is what's important.

    • @user-vu9ug4vb3u
      @user-vu9ug4vb3u 4 роки тому +1

      ... so both of them should die?))

    • @goblinlord2498
      @goblinlord2498 4 роки тому

      It's not just the man. The armor actually makes him stronger and faster. So really it's like two starships hitting a brick wall.

    • @stefan6347
      @stefan6347 4 роки тому

      Let's start a flame war, The Last Jedi.