Can we talk about Jar of Snakes' wording? When it is ABOUT to be destroyed, it creates the tokens. Which means you can target it with destruction but regenerate it to get the snakes and keep the jar.
But then it's not a jar of snakes any more because you let all the snakes out and I don't think a jar is that useful unless you put the snakes back in and there isn't a card for that
That wording is great. First, it has to be destroyed (not sacrificed), so you're going to have to, e.g., shatter your own jar of snakes. But now, suppose I give your jar indestructible in response. Is it "about to be destroyed"? No, it is not, so no snakes for you lol. Also when does the game check for "about to be"? When something is targeted? When the destroying ability resolves? Right before the destroying ability resolves? Jar of snakes fun 5/5 for rules lawyers.
@@BoBnfishy It is shortly becomign a qunatum-jar of snakes when it is about to be destroyed, because you are uncertain whether it is actualyl goign to be destroyed or not. This way the snakes get copied and release via quantummechanics without the jar loosing any of the snakes. ((By the wording the jar would actualyl not lose any charges, so the lore checks out.))
Rip about Linn Greta. It's basically just "if someone kills someone else's thing, they get it", but it has to be a paragraph because I insisted on wording it like an actual mtg card, which required me to do lingual gymnastics to accomplish that. Entirely fair criticism, haven't really had to deal with it because all the people I playtested it with I could give the tl;dr.
I think it's actually really cool - nice job! I'm just curious if the steal thing is limited to "destroy" abilities or if burn effects like lightning bolt or Linn Greta's activated ability would trigger it. If so, the wording should just be a death trigger right? Also seems way too good because you can play Damnation and get the best thing on the table. Just seems like removal tribal which would suck to play against
@@cameronhofer5858 To answer your questions. Yes, it is intended to work with burn spells as well, I went with destroyed instead of dies because of wanting it to be any nonland permanent, and most artifacts and enchantments don't die. Magic the Gathering doesn't have any cards that care about the reason a creature was destroyed, hense the lingual gymnastics. Secondly, look closely, it says "One or more" that is because specifically in playtesting we had this exact problem, so now it's worded such that if you board wipe, you'll choose one of the creatures that died and get that. Doesn't effect single target removal or combat, but does stop board wipes from running the table. What I've found is there are two general concepts to playing Linn Greta. Yes, you can play removal tribal, but people can steal their creatures back with removal themselves, exiling stops you from stealing, you cannot steal commanders, and they can remove out your commander if they get sick of you. The way I've found is more fun to play Linn Greta is to take advantage of the bigger board (due to things not dying) by stacking all the "when things die" cards (like Revel in Riches) as well as "when things leave the graveyard" (like River Kelpie) with goad. That way you shuffle the permanents around the table (taking advantage of Linn Greta's secondary ability) and generating value on the side. For your own board you stack a couple undying/persist (like Mikaus, the Unhallowed); since you own Linn Greta, you get to order the stack when your things die, so if you (and only you) have an undying creature, your opponents can't use your Linn Greta to steal it.
I love the flexibility of Rakouel being able to choose between dealing 12 damage to target creature or destroying it. Great synergy with Wrathful Red Dragon.
For the Bard thing that makes creatures legendaries- would playing that trigger a board wipe style effect on token stacks? You can only have 1 copy of a legendary in play without Mirror Box down
Another flavor complaint about Form of the Planeswalker is you already are a planeswalker. I guess it makes you Legendary? And gives you abilities that make you similar to Gideon? That would be about it. And what happens if you get exiled? Would you lose the game, like in Un-games when a player is destroyed by Baron von Count's last triggered ability? It doesn't give you Hexproof, so you would need something else to save you from getting removed from the game. And that also doesn't save you from dying to gaining -6/-6 a la Toxic Deluge.
Oh, Spell Crash is very neat. Red needs more counterspells and land sac is a great way to handle it. Also not sure Rennala should be grixis, she and Ranni would probably both be Esper, but otherwise good translation to card
How would you rank an enchantment to give all creatures banding? And for the hell of it, we'll say all creatures everyone controls has banding. So now everyone has to look up the rules for banding.
The snakes generated by Jar of Snakes die to any AoE damage, such as Pyroclasm. Also unless you abuse something like Proliferate, Wanderer Untethered can't fire off her -3 before you'd have to pay {W} to keep her around. It becomes a matter of how powerful "Cheerios" is, and being out of the loop for a while, I can't tell if this is legitimately busted or a joke overreaction. Some of your joke commentary tries too hard.
Devoted bard makes it impossible to have duplicates on the board for creatures and artifacts. So they can't have multiple treasures, food tokens, blood tokens, power stones, etc. At the very least that sounds pretty strong. It also instantly annihilates all goblin decks.
I don't even play MTG but you're just plain funny and the youtube algorithm is wild so here I am, subscribing to a content creator for a game I don't play.
Devoted Bard is actually pretty good, and would make for some gnarly synergies. There's been a lot of Legendary Matters cards over the history of MtG. On a quick glance, some examples are Arvad the Cursed, Bard Class, Primeval's Glorious Rebirth, Day of Destiny, Reki the History of Kamigawa, Kamahl's Druidic Vow, Time of Need, Leyline of Singularity (not a Legendary Matters card, but rather a different way to get the same effect), Empress Galina. Combine these with any number of good creatures that just get better, and good legendaries that just benefit from those cards anyway, and you're looking at a pretty fun deck. Granted, if this is for EDH, you're banking a lot on one card (or two cards if you have the Leyline as well), but in some formats Devoted Bard would be just good.
8:47 *_Lizzardo being skipped because he cannot be seen is far better than getting rated._* I was thinking of making an entirely different card, but I landed on Lizzardo's image and I knew then that I _had_ to make Lizzardo, the Camouflaged One. Hint: You can first notice his eye in roughly the dead center in the image. Another way is looking at the area where the comb is closest to the wall.
I like the concept but untapping him to make others camo kinda just makes him hexproof/vigilance for 2 blue with the bonus of make another creature hexproof
@@a_guy_in_orange7230 Ah, it was supposed to be the tap symbol... I didn't think that it was off at all when I shared it. Another typo is the first sentence explaining Camouflage. It is supposed to be read as "Creature with camouflage cannot be targeted by opponent's spells" but the word "camouflage" was not added. Originally, I thought Hexproof would work but I realized that (functionally speaking) camouflage wouldn't be camouflage if Lizzardo attacked as many animals are highly sensitive to motion. While motion camouflage is a thing, I figured that Lizzardo's habit is kinda like wild Aegean wall lizards (who live on Greek islands and choose to sit on rocks that better match their individual coloring so birds have a harder time finding them).
I don't know, dude, 0.1% subscriber rate is getting out of hand. Last time I watched, it was 0% subscriber rate. That's an ∞% increase. Please reconsider.
ua-cam.com/video/xIQxEKLNjF8/v-deo.html, I warned you. He's got 99.9% subscribers now. Soon it will be everyone on earth, and then he'll attract the attention of the alien races out there that will find themselves subscribed.
A quick correction for "Magic Card (I think)". You described cards as having up and downsides but this card clearly is nothing but upsides. 10/10 would print professionally, sell it and face the legal wrath of WOTC.
a serious white player does not exists and if it does exists for some unknown law of physics, it's lying in a corner of the room crying because it has no decent card draw or ramp / mana source, nor actual synergy/purpose other than life gain and the very-old damage prevention
The Devoted bard is pretty cool imo, it would be a better suited as a white/blue color but basically is a board wipe against token decks and some combo decks requiring 2 of the same artifact or creature, probably a decent sideboard on some decks
Considering the lightning round at the end, Noah probably bit off more than he could chew. Otherwise, I'd post a [poorly balanced] Conjurer card to my Community tab and ping Noah with it, because that and imgur are the only ways I can think of to share Conjurer cards, lol.
Glad planar curfew made the cut. Of note, it doesn't end the turn, it just counters all spells. That, and I probably made it bant because of the art. It should probably be white green or something.
I likely would have made it only check the turn players spell casts. My concern is other players just using a bunch of brainstorm and similar spells to hit 7 before the turn player ever gets a chance to cast anything at sorcery speed. The color complaint is also valid, to a degree. I probably would point more towards izzet (storm concepts) or Temur colors. I don't disagree with bant, but it opens the card up to the target becoming the user
For the devoted bard making creatures and artifacts legendary means that you can only have one on the field at any given time. Good for token decks and non-singlton formats and a pretty good ability
for that xsioahwdha fella, they really should have been a 0/0 that got +1/+1 for each card in hand when you cast them, then make the ward effect something like half the +1/+1s on xveinerschnitzel and make that ward extend to all 0/0s and completely ignore the second bit cus dumb and then shut up imma go make a deck for this bS that doesn't exist
The TRUE Colossal Dreadmaw has infinite power and toughness and no mana cost because you actually don't summon it, it crashes your mtg game and eats you and your opponent. Noone can control Colossal Dreadmaw.
Linn Greta is pretty funny when your opponent plays a bunch of nukes and you got some powerful permanents on board, ngl. I guess that's the point of the card. Double edged sword.
Tibalt: Norn's Folly. (Phyrexian R)(Phyrexian R) Planeswalker Compleated Base Loyalty (3) When Tibalt Norn's Folly leaves the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to any target. [+0]: Flip a coin: on heads Tibalt Norn's Folly gains 1 loyalty, on tails deal 1 damage to all creatures, players and Planeswalkers. [-1]: make a 1/1 phyrexian devil token with 'when this creature dies deal 1 damage to any target.' [-4]: all creatures deal damage to themselves equal to thier power.
Well making all creatures and artifacts legendary would completely screw over any token creatures or artifact tokens. And any deck that is reliant on tons of the same things. Since when they are legendary you have to sacrifice all of them but 1. Food tokens, treasure tokens, soldier tokens, any kind of clones or whatever, would all have to sacrifice down to 1. I like it. It works on your opponent to screw them over. And God help them if they are playing artifact-lands.
In theory, if you would play Devoted Bard, and one opponent plays a lot of tokens, wouldn't he have to sac every token except one, bc of the legendary rule?
Yes because the have the same name. Except they're not sacrificed, they're put into the graveyard as a state-based action (which matters once in a while).
0:50 I don’t understand how Xzyr’s ability can do anything interesting. It’s just giving Modular. With a huge deckbuilding restriction AND for 6mana AND in 3colors.
I knew, why you didn't like devoted bard. Let's a ssume you having fun with all these green tokens you like. And then Devoted Bard comes in play. So I give it Balance 0/5, fun -5/5, because all know, that playing green is 5/5 fun. and when you broke it...
Okay Noah, I shall spare thee from torment today, as you have complimented as you say, Easily corrected, possibly inspected, and suggested I do, what was predicted, but do, what I always knew I would. Yet never thought I should, Add some swamps with curses inflicted, Indeed, Gordan Ramsey's happy, it tastes good, just as predicted. You shall see, I shall lay to waste these woods. If you wish for a romp, come meet me in Grixis and we'll end this debate with a couple magic trickses.
Man, I didn't realize this was going on. I have so many cards I could have thrown into the ring. Now... I probably would get hit with the "is this a fucking essay?!", But since I try to preempt the ways a card can be abused, they get a little longer.
Guiling Merchant worse than a black lotus because it only reduces the colorless. You still need colored mana to pay for the spells. It's essentially a Thran Dynamo, but you have to sacrifice a creature, have your commander out, and it costs one less, but has color. I don't think it's great either way, but it's not broken. Plus, it's should be "beguiling," as guiling isn't a word
Devoted Bard is izzet so really it needs some kind of trigger when you cast a spell or draw a card or else why are you even here go play Bolos colors idiot, but I suppose it could work as a background or some kind of partner with Jhoria- or fuck it, add instants and sorceies to the list of things that go legend and it becomes busted in the fun department
freaking Lin Gretta card i'm pretty sure 99% sure even that it was written by a yugioh player trying MTG for the first time and seeing you asking for a card
devoted bard totally fucks token decks, all your 1/1 soldiers and treasures and stuff are now legendary permanents with the same name so they die to the legend rule.
4:04 could be shortened to Whenever a player destroys one or more permanents they don't control, they may return one to the battlefield under their control. [cost]: deal damage to any target equal to the number of permanents under their owners opponents control
devoted bard could actually fuck over token decks and things like scute swarm which i think is hilarious also 0 cost cards are in fact cringe and you are cringe if you think you can make a balanced one
Can we talk about Jar of Snakes' wording? When it is ABOUT to be destroyed, it creates the tokens. Which means you can target it with destruction but regenerate it to get the snakes and keep the jar.
But then it's not a jar of snakes any more because you let all the snakes out and I don't think a jar is that useful unless you put the snakes back in and there isn't a card for that
That wording is great. First, it has to be destroyed (not sacrificed), so you're going to have to, e.g., shatter your own jar of snakes. But now, suppose I give your jar indestructible in response. Is it "about to be destroyed"? No, it is not, so no snakes for you lol. Also when does the game check for "about to be"? When something is targeted? When the destroying ability resolves? Right before the destroying ability resolves? Jar of snakes fun 5/5 for rules lawyers.
Welding jar has a buddy lol
@@BoBnfishy It is shortly becomign a qunatum-jar of snakes when it is about to be destroyed, because you are uncertain whether it is actualyl goign to be destroyed or not. This way the snakes get copied and release via quantummechanics without the jar loosing any of the snakes. ((By the wording the jar would actualyl not lose any charges, so the lore checks out.))
Jesus, you got Gordon Ramsay on for this episode? The production values just keep going up
I say it's a missed opportunity for a Gorgon Ramsay joke, but what do I know?
"I'm no artist & I don't steal" was hilarious
Rip about Linn Greta. It's basically just "if someone kills someone else's thing, they get it", but it has to be a paragraph because I insisted on wording it like an actual mtg card, which required me to do lingual gymnastics to accomplish that. Entirely fair criticism, haven't really had to deal with it because all the people I playtested it with I could give the tl;dr.
I think it's actually really cool - nice job! I'm just curious if the steal thing is limited to "destroy" abilities or if burn effects like lightning bolt or Linn Greta's activated ability would trigger it. If so, the wording should just be a death trigger right? Also seems way too good because you can play Damnation and get the best thing on the table. Just seems like removal tribal which would suck to play against
I think its awesome tbh
@@coreysteadman8944 Thanks!
@@cameronhofer5858 To answer your questions. Yes, it is intended to work with burn spells as well, I went with destroyed instead of dies because of wanting it to be any nonland permanent, and most artifacts and enchantments don't die. Magic the Gathering doesn't have any cards that care about the reason a creature was destroyed, hense the lingual gymnastics. Secondly, look closely, it says "One or more" that is because specifically in playtesting we had this exact problem, so now it's worded such that if you board wipe, you'll choose one of the creatures that died and get that. Doesn't effect single target removal or combat, but does stop board wipes from running the table.
What I've found is there are two general concepts to playing Linn Greta. Yes, you can play removal tribal, but people can steal their creatures back with removal themselves, exiling stops you from stealing, you cannot steal commanders, and they can remove out your commander if they get sick of you. The way I've found is more fun to play Linn Greta is to take advantage of the bigger board (due to things not dying) by stacking all the "when things die" cards (like Revel in Riches) as well as "when things leave the graveyard" (like River Kelpie) with goad. That way you shuffle the permanents around the table (taking advantage of Linn Greta's secondary ability) and generating value on the side. For your own board you stack a couple undying/persist (like Mikaus, the Unhallowed); since you own Linn Greta, you get to order the stack when your things die, so if you (and only you) have an undying creature, your opponents can't use your Linn Greta to steal it.
I'll admit it Noah, I don't play magic actively and this is the first video where it moved too quickly for me to keep up. I love your stuff.
I love the flexibility of Rakouel being able to choose between dealing 12 damage to target creature or destroying it. Great synergy with Wrathful Red Dragon.
Theodric is really well designed actually
Ok but why are there no doors in this video?
Door. Door. Door.
Cause the door is off the hinges.
You should do a video on the various creature tribes
I ask because I play spirits, selfish I know.
Someone shoulda made a commander card that lets you play an unglued/unhinged deck.
For the Bard thing that makes creatures legendaries- would playing that trigger a board wipe style effect on token stacks? You can only have 1 copy of a legendary in play without Mirror Box down
funny how they made the endless one almost into a card in modern horizons 3
If you just slap a one per turn trigger or activate on the second ability, Xzyr is fine and pretty good.
I guess Devoted Bard just removes copies of stuff on the battlefield
Another flavor complaint about Form of the Planeswalker is you already are a planeswalker. I guess it makes you Legendary? And gives you abilities that make you similar to Gideon? That would be about it. And what happens if you get exiled? Would you lose the game, like in Un-games when a player is destroyed by Baron von Count's last triggered ability?
It doesn't give you Hexproof, so you would need something else to save you from getting removed from the game. And that also doesn't save you from dying to gaining -6/-6 a la Toxic Deluge.
If you clone yourself one of you has to die ☠
I want to build a Pyke deck now. That seems fun
Actually, Theodric is pretty nice! I would put it in a token-based Selesnya deck!
0:14 AHAHAAHAH I live that pun!
Oh, Spell Crash is very neat. Red needs more counterspells and land sac is a great way to handle it.
Also not sure Rennala should be grixis, she and Ranni would probably both be Esper, but otherwise good translation to card
That bard though, it would make legend rules apply to all creatures and artifacts and make all the clone, copy and tokens leave the field
Love the kicker ability on Doggo
Planar curfew with some rewording could actually be awesome
As the guy who made The Wanderer Untethered, I want to go on the record that I submitted my most Magic the Noah design, not my best one.
the white player blending into the background Slew me
The Stone Rain on the red counterspell would be crazy.
That Peter Griffen be lookin like an average yugioh card.
Devoted Bard would destroy treasure tokens and token decks.
I'll take C tier :) Btw the artist who did the ship, Vsevolod Ivanov, made a lot of fantastic and vibrant fantasy paintings
Dude youre a comic genious i subbed and sent your vids to my magic buddy
Wood Elemental does not have base power and toughness 0/0 unless you sacrificed no forests and then it would just die even if it had ward.
You know what card would be S tier the door card best card and streamer period.
Colossal-er dreadmaw: G G 5, 6 1/2 / 6 1/2, trample, and silver boardered.
It was pretty cool how you showed Gordon Ramsay's real home and address
Just doxxed him like that...
How would you rank an enchantment to give all creatures banding? And for the hell of it, we'll say all creatures everyone controls has banding. So now everyone has to look up the rules for banding.
Or how about "players have banding."
@@sethb3090 Banding is a property of creatures, not players.
Will you ever do another one of these?
9:15 what PDF do you have that has 116 pages??
Good. Now for the door
Wouldn't Devoted Bard completely fuck a token deck?
the last time i was this early these jokes weren't dead
fuck i forgot to submit one
Earliest I've ever been, nice
Subbed just because i felt bad for you. A- tier your welcome
The snakes generated by Jar of Snakes die to any AoE damage, such as Pyroclasm.
Also unless you abuse something like Proliferate, Wanderer Untethered can't fire off her -3 before you'd have to pay {W} to keep her around. It becomes a matter of how powerful "Cheerios" is, and being out of the loop for a while, I can't tell if this is legitimately busted or a joke overreaction. Some of your joke commentary tries too hard.
Dragonite is better
The waffle House has found it's new host
Getting a lobotomy is actually a prerequisite to designing custom MTG cards
You know what they say, bigger the scoop, better the card
I thought that was the same requirement to be a blue player? /s
@@emoman7777as a blue player and a lobotomy patient, can confirm lol
@@emoman7777 | Lobotomy is Dimir colors, not mono-blue.
Devoted bard makes it impossible to have duplicates on the board for creatures and artifacts. So they can't have multiple treasures, food tokens, blood tokens, power stones, etc. At the very least that sounds pretty strong.
It also instantly annihilates all goblin decks.
Also if you play it against Ratadrabik, his player can just infinitely sac their creatures and get token copies back of them.
Oh good, I'm not the only one that realized that.
Nah, I, a Goblin player, realized it at the very first second :>
I don't even play MTG but you're just plain funny and the youtube algorithm is wild so here I am, subscribing to a content creator for a game I don't play.
Look up rocket powered mohawk if you are in the market for random crap you dont watch but hilarious content so whatevs
Wizards Spoiler hire you for the incredable card Design
Wait you think we play this shit?
@@a_guy_in_orange7230 Based af
Devoted Bard is actually pretty good, and would make for some gnarly synergies. There's been a lot of Legendary Matters cards over the history of MtG. On a quick glance, some examples are Arvad the Cursed, Bard Class, Primeval's Glorious Rebirth, Day of Destiny, Reki the History of Kamigawa, Kamahl's Druidic Vow, Time of Need, Leyline of Singularity (not a Legendary Matters card, but rather a different way to get the same effect), Empress Galina.
Combine these with any number of good creatures that just get better, and good legendaries that just benefit from those cards anyway, and you're looking at a pretty fun deck.
Granted, if this is for EDH, you're banking a lot on one card (or two cards if you have the Leyline as well), but in some formats Devoted Bard would be just good.
Also it murders token decks
@@brennanruiz1803 this is why I love it, "fuck your treasure" is always good on a card.
It needs a “CARDNAME can be your commander.” though
Bard class op fr
8:47 *_Lizzardo being skipped because he cannot be seen is far better than getting rated._*
I was thinking of making an entirely different card, but I landed on Lizzardo's image and I knew then that I _had_ to make Lizzardo, the Camouflaged One.
Hint: You can first notice his eye in roughly the dead center in the image. Another way is looking at the area where the comb is closest to the wall.
I've stared at this image for five minutes now and am now convinced there is no Lizzardo.
I like the concept but untapping him to make others camo kinda just makes him hexproof/vigilance for 2 blue with the bonus of make another creature hexproof
@@a_guy_in_orange7230 Ah, it was supposed to be the tap symbol... I didn't think that it was off at all when I shared it.
Another typo is the first sentence explaining Camouflage. It is supposed to be read as "Creature with camouflage cannot be targeted by opponent's spells" but the word "camouflage" was not added.
Originally, I thought Hexproof would work but I realized that (functionally speaking) camouflage wouldn't be camouflage if Lizzardo attacked as many animals are highly sensitive to motion.
While motion camouflage is a thing, I figured that Lizzardo's habit is kinda like wild Aegean wall lizards (who live on Greek islands and choose to sit on rocks that better match their individual coloring so birds have a harder time finding them).
HOLY SHIT that’s good camouflage!
This is by far my favorite MTG youtube channel. Maybe I'll subscribe someday.
I don't know, dude, 0.1% subscriber rate is getting out of hand. Last time I watched, it was 0% subscriber rate. That's an ∞% increase. Please reconsider.
ua-cam.com/video/xIQxEKLNjF8/v-deo.html, I warned you. He's got 99.9% subscribers now. Soon it will be everyone on earth, and then he'll attract the attention of the alien races out there that will find themselves subscribed.
And all because you could not restrain your subscription urges.
A quick correction for "Magic Card (I think)". You described cards as having up and downsides but this card clearly is nothing but upsides. 10/10 would print professionally, sell it and face the legal wrath of WOTC.
gotta love how the white player in 2:20 is invisible because of the background lmao
no White players just don't exist
a serious white player does not exists
and if it does exists for some unknown law of physics, it's lying in a corner of the room crying because it has no decent card draw or ramp / mana source, nor actual synergy/purpose other than life gain and the very-old damage prevention
Fun fact, if you turn the list upside down, it's the likelihood wizards will print the card
Amazing job I would rate the video 5/5 for fun and 0/20 fo balance
Devoted Bard kills ammounts of Treasure/Creature tokens via Legend Rule.
That is a good point
I run Leyline of Singularity just for that.
Big brain
Yep, that was what I designed it for, mostly. It exists to hose tokens.
@@miracletortoise6224 what made you choose Izzet? I'm wracking my brain to figure out what colors I'd make it, and nothing seems right.
Ok but Cornithopter is actually really funny
When is the door tier list deck coming?
Not enough DOOR!
6:48 It must have been designed by a very restrained Yu-Gi-Oh player.
VERY restrained at that.
Oh shit I forgot to make my Colossal Dreadma
It was just going to be a bigger Mother of Runes with Trample.
The Devoted bard is pretty cool imo, it would be a better suited as a white/blue color but basically is a board wipe against token decks and some combo decks requiring 2 of the same artifact or creature, probably a decent sideboard on some decks
Petition for a round two, now that we've seen what's possible
Considering the lightning round at the end, Noah probably bit off more than he could chew. Otherwise, I'd post a [poorly balanced] Conjurer card to my Community tab and ping Noah with it, because that and imgur are the only ways I can think of to share Conjurer cards, lol.
Glad planar curfew made the cut. Of note, it doesn't end the turn, it just counters all spells. That, and I probably made it bant because of the art. It should probably be white green or something.
I likely would have made it only check the turn players spell casts. My concern is other players just using a bunch of brainstorm and similar spells to hit 7 before the turn player ever gets a chance to cast anything at sorcery speed. The color complaint is also valid, to a degree. I probably would point more towards izzet (storm concepts) or Temur colors. I don't disagree with bant, but it opens the card up to the target becoming the user
I would have made it red and white
For the devoted bard making creatures and artifacts legendary means that you can only have one on the field at any given time. Good for token decks and non-singlton formats and a pretty good ability
I like when he reads and explains the cards
I guess devoted bard would cause creature tokens to Legend Rule each other
for that xsioahwdha fella, they really should have been a 0/0 that got +1/+1 for each card in hand when you cast them, then make the ward effect something like half the +1/+1s on xveinerschnitzel and make that ward extend to all 0/0s and completely ignore the second bit cus dumb and then shut up imma go make a deck for this bS that doesn't exist
For a solid second I was expecting you to cut back to the ranking and put the "Subscriber Watch Time" into a ranking😬😬😬
1:59
This staxxes out treasure and token generation. Play a dockside? Cool. Which one of those 20 treasures are you keeping?
The TRUE Colossal Dreadmaw has infinite power and toughness and no mana cost because you actually don't summon it, it crashes your mtg game and eats you and your opponent. Noone can control Colossal Dreadmaw.
5:20 I think it's really funny that this card gets, like, actually good constructive criticism, considering the rest of the video.
Devoted bard would mean each player could only have one treasure at a time
do it again sometime, this is fun
if artifacts are legendary, then you can only have one treasure, one clue, one blood token, etc.
each scute swarm is legendary, every creature token is legendary so you can only have one. bard is a massive counter to stacks
Linn Greta is pretty funny when your opponent plays a bunch of nukes and you got some powerful permanents on board, ngl. I guess that's the point of the card. Double edged sword.
I’m glad my “A Winner Is You” got B Tier. Insta-lose the game is great
Tibalt: Norn's Folly.
(Phyrexian R)(Phyrexian R)
Planeswalker
Compleated
Base Loyalty (3)
When Tibalt Norn's Folly leaves the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to any target.
[+0]: Flip a coin: on heads Tibalt Norn's Folly gains 1 loyalty, on tails deal 1 damage to all creatures, players and Planeswalkers.
[-1]: make a 1/1 phyrexian devil token with 'when this creature dies deal 1 damage to any target.'
[-4]: all creatures deal damage to themselves equal to thier power.
Well making all creatures and artifacts legendary would completely screw over any token creatures or artifact tokens.
And any deck that is reliant on tons of the same things. Since when they are legendary you have to sacrifice all of them but 1.
Food tokens, treasure tokens, soldier tokens, any kind of clones or whatever, would all have to sacrifice down to 1.
I like it. It works on your opponent to screw them over. And God help them if they are playing artifact-lands.
In theory, if you would play Devoted Bard, and one opponent plays a lot of tokens, wouldn't he have to sac every token except one, bc of the legendary rule?
Yes because the have the same name. Except they're not sacrificed, they're put into the graveyard as a state-based action (which matters once in a while).
bru disrespected cornathoper like that. CORNATHOPTER FOREVER!!!!!!
0:50 I don’t understand how Xzyr’s ability can do anything interesting. It’s just giving Modular. With a huge deckbuilding restriction AND for 6mana AND in 3colors.
I knew, why you didn't like devoted bard. Let's a ssume you having fun with all these green tokens you like. And then Devoted Bard comes in play. So I give it Balance 0/5, fun -5/5, because all know, that playing green is 5/5 fun. and when you broke it...
Okay Noah,
I shall spare thee from torment today,
as you have complimented as you say,
Easily corrected, possibly inspected,
and suggested I do,
what was predicted, but do,
what I always knew I would.
Yet never thought I should,
Add some swamps with curses inflicted,
Indeed, Gordan Ramsey's happy, it tastes good, just as predicted.
You shall see, I shall lay to waste these woods.
If you wish for a romp, come meet me in Grixis and we'll end this debate with a couple magic trickses.
Man, I didn't realize this was going on. I have so many cards I could have thrown into the ring. Now... I probably would get hit with the "is this a fucking essay?!", But since I try to preempt the ways a card can be abused, they get a little longer.
If The Hate Nexus was a real card I would love to play it
Guiling Merchant worse than a black lotus because it only reduces the colorless. You still need colored mana to pay for the spells. It's essentially a Thran Dynamo, but you have to sacrifice a creature, have your commander out, and it costs one less, but has color. I don't think it's great either way, but it's not broken. Plus, it's should be "beguiling," as guiling isn't a word
02:00 I think it's token/anything go wide really hate, cose every solider, goblin etc. is on influenced by legend rule
Devoted Bard wouldn't work with Jhoira, because the Creatures wouldn't become legendary until they hit the board.
Let's do that again!
Devoted Bard is izzet so really it needs some kind of trigger when you cast a spell or draw a card or else why are you even here go play Bolos colors idiot, but I suppose it could work as a background or some kind of partner with Jhoria- or fuck it, add instants and sorceies to the list of things that go legend and it becomes busted in the fun department
freaking Lin Gretta card i'm pretty sure 99% sure even that it was written by a yugioh player trying MTG for the first time and seeing you asking for a card
You think the bant players are going to out solitaire the Izzet, Jeskai, AND esper players!?
Genuinely love these are legitimately rated and would love to see this as regular content
devoted bard totally fucks token decks, all your 1/1 soldiers and treasures and stuff are now legendary permanents with the same name so they die to the legend rule.
Is there easy way to be notified about videos while being unsubscribed? He is so close to 100%....
4:04 could be shortened to
Whenever a player destroys one or more permanents they don't control, they may return one to the battlefield under their control.
[cost]: deal damage to any target equal to the number of permanents under their owners opponents control
devoted bard could actually fuck over token decks and things like scute swarm which i think is hilarious
also 0 cost cards are in fact cringe and you are cringe if you think you can make a balanced one
4:04 Literally written by someone who plays 2011 Yu-Gi-Oh.
Is Devoted Bard supposed to be for commander? Looks like a constructed-designed card.
okay but the white player on the thing for colossaler dreadmaw was 10/10