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  • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
    @DankSlayer_Ornstien Рік тому +1285

    "Machines, taking apart humans,fun."
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @ComDenox
      @ComDenox Рік тому +29

      I thought it was "Machines taking apart humans' fun" but yours makes more sense I guess

    • @lordglitch4266
      @lordglitch4266 Рік тому +1

      I wouldve gone for "Praetors are fucking bastards, cringe"

    • @jacej355
      @jacej355 Рік тому +2

      That works to describe.

    • @coreyriegle1328
      @coreyriegle1328 Рік тому +1

      Perfection

    • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
      @DankSlayer_Ornstien Рік тому +1

      @@coreyriegle1328 All shall be one

  • @andrewsheiman8574
    @andrewsheiman8574 Рік тому +1766

    I can't believe you pulled the cardmarket folks for this insanity. 10/10, subscribed

  • @georgepappas7874
    @georgepappas7874 Рік тому +1020

    There needs to be a 3 hour game theory breakdown of the final 5 minutes of this video. Absolutely intense high level magic on display.

    • @Kur0YT
      @Kur0YT Рік тому +80

      Smh don’t they know the rules clearly state that they need to do a round of final jeapordy, ante cards, and then play a subgame to cast a free colossal dreadmaw. Honestly weird that the judge didn’t know this well known rule, doubting his credentials rn

  • @andresarancio6696
    @andresarancio6696 Рік тому +302

    I guess the way to explain it to the judge would be like "Players cannot draw cards, and the three cards in the board are all the cards that are interacting. They can pass turn freely with no repercusions or change in game state. Do judge stuff"

  • @samuelhoffman4624
    @samuelhoffman4624 Рік тому +148

    The real winner?
    Colossal Dreadmaw

  • @draconocor1309
    @draconocor1309 Рік тому +212

    My favorite part about this is probably Noah mistaking Thoralf and Jamin's voices for each other

  • @Release_the_Bees
    @Release_the_Bees Рік тому +286

    You should make a Magic: the Gathering deck entirely out of yugioh cards.

    • @Astar24653
      @Astar24653 Рік тому +9

      He made a video of that already

    • @Release_the_Bees
      @Release_the_Bees Рік тому +7

      @@Astar24653 oh shit! Time to go look for that.

    • @liampbjray5562
      @liampbjray5562 Місяць тому +1

      that's what we in the buisness call a yugioh deck

    • @jemandanderes7075
      @jemandanderes7075 27 днів тому

      I know I am late,but could you link it? ​@@Astar24653

  • @Chardvaargh
    @Chardvaargh Рік тому +521

    This was beautiful. I love nothing more that jeopardy with people that don't understand biased opinions being answers. I don't know how you convinced CardMarket Magic to be in this video, but it was definitely the crossover that I needed. Next hopefully you can convince The Professor, Spice8rack, and Nizzahon to play. Then you will truly be the best MTG content creator

    • @victhefoxygamer_6180
      @victhefoxygamer_6180 Рік тому +16

      Actually, Noah hates the Prof and the Game Knights. He could prolly get MTG Goldfish folk, like SafronOlive n stuff

    • @pikapika4208
      @pikapika4208 Рік тому +8

      @@victhefoxygamer_6180 Does he actually hate Prof or was it just a joke for that one video?

    • @victhefoxygamer_6180
      @victhefoxygamer_6180 Рік тому +14

      @@pikapika4208 Its one of his older vids, but to keep with the chanel lore

    • @PhoenicopterusR
      @PhoenicopterusR Рік тому +6

      @@victhefoxygamer_6180 that seems like all the more reason to have him on.

    • @victhefoxygamer_6180
      @victhefoxygamer_6180 Рік тому +2

      @@PhoenicopterusR but the LOOOOOOORRRRE!

  • @ryanquinn1257
    @ryanquinn1257 Рік тому +202

    Judge: "they're not taking game actions? ... they can still go around in turn order drawing cards"
    Noah: "Oh no ... they're not drawing cards"
    Judge: "They're not drawing cards in this mode??"
    Noah: "No they answer Jeopardy questions, you get the card, and then you play it if that makes more sense"
    Judge: 🤨

    • @feha92
      @feha92 5 місяців тому +6

      He forgot the whole "and they are all out of questions. In other modes they would have lost from running out of cards, but to attempt and draw they would need a question to answer" part.

  • @spaceinvader4069
    @spaceinvader4069 Рік тому +60

    If he had only watched Noah he would've known the old sloppy cheese read. It pays off to study the greats

  • @Tharkon
    @Tharkon Рік тому +16

    6:28 Funny part is that after 5'6" (167.48cm) was already tried and incorrect. The same answer in metric 1.67m (5'5.748") was considered correct.

    • @PM-ut6sy
      @PM-ut6sy Рік тому +1

      It’s because the metric system is superior 😉

  • @frosty980
    @frosty980 Рік тому +89

    This was an incredible feat of mental and emotional endurance, truly one of the most exhilarating displays of competitive sportsmanship to be uploaded to UA-cam.

  • @richbutnotfamous1158
    @richbutnotfamous1158 Рік тому +182

    This is so much more fun than magic actually is. The applicability and possibilities are literally endless.. how about a wheel of fortune style game? Or mini-golf? Or even The Voice? It think you may have even convinced me to stop playing magic altogether and hone my powerpoint skills.

    • @gyrasolune5436
      @gyrasolune5436 Рік тому +12

      i feel like magic the gathering cards wouldn't work very well as mini golf balls

    • @richbutnotfamous1158
      @richbutnotfamous1158 Рік тому +18

      @@gyrasolune5436 probably but if anyone could find a way it'd be this guy.

    • @kqawiyy
      @kqawiyy Рік тому +17

      Wheel of Fortune, but every time a player guesses a letter correctly everyone discards 7 cards and draws 7

    • @Jalae
      @Jalae Рік тому +3

      anarchymtg

    • @feha92
      @feha92 5 місяців тому

      Pretty sure every other game on this channel is wheel of fortune (and misfortune, if it is the bad wheel. Or the good wheel for that matter)

  • @Astar24653
    @Astar24653 Рік тому +36

    the game of magic needed more trap cards and wild colossal dreadmaws

  • @AraikSarkisyan
    @AraikSarkisyan Рік тому +44

    You made this Gameshow more genius than previous one!

  • @Ixidora
    @Ixidora Рік тому +26

    So early, I'm so excited, hope this becomes a series you do? Keep up the fantastic work! You're awesome!

  • @PrincePossum
    @PrincePossum Рік тому +51

    I love you chief been here since the start and you just keep making even more baller content

  • @loxeggcheese
    @loxeggcheese Рік тому +17

    Great format haha. Love the card market crew, looking forward to the next collab

  • @black7594
    @black7594 Рік тому +15

    It's Colossal Dreadmawin' time

  • @dantallionmccrews3822
    @dantallionmccrews3822 Рік тому +55

    Never stop torturing mtg youtubers

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 Рік тому +2

      Magic the Noah should Collab with valefisk to inflict maximum emotional damage

  • @kazuu_44
    @kazuu_44 5 місяців тому +1

    coming from watching some of the newer videos, I’m glad you kept up this kind of content and definitely improved by a lot haha

  • @GenCavox
    @GenCavox Рік тому +15

    ITS THE CARDMARKET BOYS!! They're always great

  • @I_Am_Kas
    @I_Am_Kas Рік тому +1

    The way you asked for me to subscribe and how you spoke to the judge as if it should make perfect sense was perfect.
    17/10 Colossal Dreadmaws. Subscribed.

  • @supersalamanders1901
    @supersalamanders1901 Рік тому +5

    This was amazing, would definitely like to see more of this kind of thing!

  • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
    @VaporeonEnjoyer1 4 місяці тому +3

    Since there were two Germans complaining about the US history category, I would throw in "Name the most famous German leader".

  • @PureSolace
    @PureSolace Рік тому +1

    What a great concept! I hope you do more of these!

  • @Frommerman
    @Frommerman Рік тому +7

    As an unfortunate citizen of Occupied Southern Turtle Island (sometimes referred to as the United States) I gotta say not knowing US history is pretty based.

  • @Theblueblurrr
    @Theblueblurrr Рік тому +1

    Dude Noah. Your videos are hilarious! I especially love you tormenting people over jeopardy. Also keep making troll decks it's too hilarious! Your videos show you don't need super pretty editing to make entertaining content.

  • @heroj04
    @heroj04 Рік тому +11

    This truly was one of the magic the gathering games of all time

  • @Speedfarter
    @Speedfarter 3 місяці тому +5

    The fact he showed his face is weird

  • @twimmy1581
    @twimmy1581 Рік тому +3

    I don’t understand any of this but I love long form video of a bunch of friends having fun over something stupid that doesn’t even make sense, so thank you ily

  • @marc0s158
    @marc0s158 Рік тому +3

    I love this series! so hilarious and fun. keep it up!

  • @Speratus254
    @Speratus254 Рік тому +1

    Love the concept, love the execution. Great content.

  • @marcimarc203
    @marcimarc203 Рік тому +3

    That was a lot of fun to watch.
    The other jeopardy video was a little bit more difficult for me because the people playing actually thought that there was some proper rulings going on but this was just good fun :)

  • @danielconlin793
    @danielconlin793 Рік тому

    I love these game shows I found your channel through the other gameshow you did and I love your sense of humor. I wish I wasn't a broke college student or I would definitely join but you always get my like and I stay subscribed. I'll hit that bell rq too lol

  • @brettsouthwell7874
    @brettsouthwell7874 Рік тому +1

    This is the best thing you've ever made. Keep it up!

  • @death-kyun
    @death-kyun Рік тому +2

    this was unbearably entertaining, I loved the entire experience

  • @tylershannon9319
    @tylershannon9319 Рік тому +6

    I think fish actually had a video that goes over the rule that would resolve the standoff at the end. It's the illicit auction/platinum angle interaction. If players can make choices, and continue to make the same choices, and that demonstrates a loop, then the first player to have made a choice cannot make the same choice again until there is a change in the board state. If they then don't cause a change in the board state the same is true for the next player. So on and so forth, until resolution. Basically, players would be forced to attack eventually.
    ... I think.

  • @hiddenlevel5118
    @hiddenlevel5118 Рік тому +1

    You really stand out amongst MTG creators and all I can say is keep doing you! This was a fun idea and cool video to watch. I will now proceed to figure out a way to buy the remaining Dreadmaw's in existence. Thank you for you the fully credited and legal financial advice.

  • @heitortremor
    @heitortremor Рік тому

    This is a great collab with some of my favorite MtG UA-camrs

  • @theblakwarior
    @theblakwarior Рік тому

    This video has really gatheringed my magic. Truly one of the one of the all time!

  • @catfactsuk
    @catfactsuk Рік тому +1

    I love the concept of this, so funny. Great video.

  • @ThiccBrungus
    @ThiccBrungus Рік тому +4

    Imagine not knowing that the old sloppy cheese read rearranges to Sheoldred, the Apocalypse. Not even real magic fans

  • @johnnickfanaccount3492
    @johnnickfanaccount3492 Рік тому +1

    I haven't played magic since 2017 and this channel is hilarious

  • @joeboyd5997
    @joeboyd5997 Рік тому +1

    "we seem to be in a stand off"
    "I would like to play Colossal Dreadmaw from outside of the game"

  • @JohnThicc911
    @JohnThicc911 Рік тому

    This is the content I’ve been waiting for😂

  • @samsprague3158
    @samsprague3158 Рік тому +6

    I feel like this was a weird dream I had. Great stuff 😂

  • @chillinnstuff7538
    @chillinnstuff7538 Рік тому +3

    I hope this becomes a series

  • @ihazchipsnow
    @ihazchipsnow Місяць тому

    I absolutely love how scuffed all of these videos are but have quality content

  • @YourGameSucks
    @YourGameSucks Рік тому

    This is incredible. After watching your first trivia night I was hoping to see another. The twist of including a game of MTG was fantastic. Please keep these up.

  • @jestmi2124
    @jestmi2124 Рік тому +2

    this reminds me of valefisk's paradox quiz in the cursed levels, and format. finally a sequel we deserve

  • @ClassicsManWithAPlan
    @ClassicsManWithAPlan Рік тому +1

    That was awesome. It was insane and ridiculous and more than I could have imagined for mtg jeopardy.

  • @masque1659
    @masque1659 10 місяців тому +1

    I think it’s awesome that this is the first magic game I’ve seen

  • @brandondrake4609
    @brandondrake4609 Рік тому

    Great stuff. Love these game show videos

  • @evanpuckettart
    @evanpuckettart Рік тому +1

    This truly is the best magic the gathering UA-cam channel

  • @Hiken96
    @Hiken96 Рік тому

    You're my new favorite MTG channel ggwp

  • @Tharkon
    @Tharkon Рік тому +1

    Leaders of first 2 gyms in Kanto would technically be Giovanni and Brock, but Giovanni isn't home so the gym gets skipped.

  • @QmanStrider57
    @QmanStrider57 Рік тому

    I would love to see more of you and card market

  • @jasona1000
    @jasona1000 Рік тому +2

    Liliana is 7 foot 2 inches tall. She plays basketball with her zombie horde and is a big fan of the Harlem Globetrotters.

  • @hq3473
    @hq3473 11 місяців тому

    too fun. Hope to see way more of these.

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega Рік тому +2

    I love that we have both Odin and Thor in this game.

  • @shadowless2960
    @shadowless2960 Рік тому +5

    Noone said Mabel only had 4 children, just that she had a child named Henry, fall, winter and spring

    • @JacoDeltaco
      @JacoDeltaco Рік тому

      that made me ireasonably angry

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 Рік тому +1

      "Mabel had four children, NO MORE"

    • @jewels3400
      @jewels3400 11 місяців тому

      ​@@stevendemayo3631yeah, just like OP said

  • @petersimonetti4875
    @petersimonetti4875 Рік тому +4

    Noah once again proving he’s the best MTG UA-camr

  • @merlinkater7756
    @merlinkater7756 Рік тому

    This Noah man just keeps getting more creative

  • @Lovuschka
    @Lovuschka Рік тому

    Those MTG Jeopardy trolls are awesome!

  • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
    @Solrex_the_Sun_King Рік тому +1

    No jeopardy, only board games with bullcrap rules.

  • @chemicalkirby
    @chemicalkirby Рік тому

    That was a genuine joy thank you

  • @shadowofseattle1338
    @shadowofseattle1338 Рік тому

    Ok your blatant ask for subs and money has earned a sub! Here for that honesty!

  • @DopeyDopes
    @DopeyDopes Рік тому +3

    3-man Alchemy is getting out of hand!

  • @inkysplaters9326
    @inkysplaters9326 Рік тому +12

    For those that don't know who Lilliana is, she's known to be one of the most greatest Magic the Gathering pros and is infamous for winning by focusing on making her opponents rage, thereby increasing the chances of them to make mistakes and overthink. She mainly uses Mono-red and Mono-white swarm decks.

  • @Uzotrups
    @Uzotrups Рік тому

    That was the most watchable commander game I've ever seen

  • @sweetboygreeny3855
    @sweetboygreeny3855 Рік тому

    it was amazing. I think it would have been more thrilling if there were more cards to win or the life total was smaller, so any card would have a better impact or playing combos would be amazing. Though i gotta admit the standoff at the end was hilarious

  • @daniel-lh6uz
    @daniel-lh6uz Рік тому

    Yep this video is the reason I'm subscribing, the Fever dream has escaped its containment and may now infect the youtubes

  • @michaelwallace4760
    @michaelwallace4760 Рік тому

    Alternative ending, Noah presses random card on gatherer and pawns the cards off with backup questions until someone wins.

  • @antivalidisme5669
    @antivalidisme5669 Рік тому +3

    That "Just like Arena" ftom Thoralf made my day. who said spectator mode a week after the worlds? I swear I will get your name!
    Really fun concept. Cheers!

  • @SteepWriter
    @SteepWriter Рік тому

    Greatest collab of all time

  • @norahporter4075
    @norahporter4075 Рік тому

    this was excellent, i hope to see more torture in jeopardy form

  • @rafaelrust3561
    @rafaelrust3561 Рік тому

    the answer to "who killed Abraham Lincoln?" should've been Rakdos The showstopper because got shot in a theater

  • @sunniestpluto
    @sunniestpluto 9 місяців тому

    I have no idea what I am watching but its entertaining.

  • @tyukan2000
    @tyukan2000 Рік тому +2

    I can't believe 3 experience MTG players misread Accursed Centaur (ps I legit thought you were gonna bamboozle us and have Cardmarket Yugioh as guests instead)

  • @tdg6455
    @tdg6455 Рік тому

    this was pure gold

  • @anbuagent12
    @anbuagent12 11 місяців тому

    The "I'm a college student, I need money. Subscribe" worked. Well done

  • @masonyoung1502
    @masonyoung1502 10 місяців тому +1

    I get that people I other countries won’t know US history but 1895 was a terrible guess for the signing of the Declaration of Independence

  • @UraniumChef
    @UraniumChef Рік тому

    I love the honesty 😂😂😂

  • @blufloorgoblin1256
    @blufloorgoblin1256 Рік тому +1

    this man is valefisk, but *fast* and instead of videogames, he makes gameshowsand board games(to torture people with)

  • @ComDenox
    @ComDenox Рік тому +7

    Loved it. The game is very funny, and the guests are a blast.

  • @wallyfarflinger
    @wallyfarflinger Рік тому

    Such a fun gameshow! Also, your request for a sub was succesful; I thought I already had, but now I truly have!

  • @reshiramer608
    @reshiramer608 Рік тому

    Really fun I think I’m gonna do a version on this with my friends

  • @davidmeador6342
    @davidmeador6342 Рік тому

    So funny, absolutely love the videos

  • @yugiy4964
    @yugiy4964 Рік тому

    Noah checking to see if cardmarket watches Magic the Noah with the anagram question is brilliant

  • @azuraben5128
    @azuraben5128 Рік тому

    This was awesome.

  • @a_angry_bunny
    @a_angry_bunny Рік тому +1

    "Actually in magic the guy who has done the most damage wins"

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega Рік тому

    Yeeessss MAGIC THE JEOPARDY PART 2!!!

  • @Smratboy
    @Smratboy Рік тому

    "Does that help clear it up?" "NO!" best reaction ever!

  • @HutchTheWolf
    @HutchTheWolf Рік тому

    You’re a menace; and that’s why I’m here.

  • @Lunaraia
    @Lunaraia Рік тому

    The trivia question makes perfect sense, it is just missing a comma after nomore.

  • @kathleenbirrell3222
    @kathleenbirrell3222 Рік тому

    It’s cool that Carl knew Noah would also say colossal dreadmal, an actual fan

  • @saiibujukson
    @saiibujukson Рік тому +826

    Fun fact: At the time of this comment, nobody in the comments section has watched the whole video.

  • @jackreynolds580
    @jackreynolds580 Рік тому

    This is the peak of entertainment

  • @jasonlu9562
    @jasonlu9562 Рік тому +1

    This should be like an actual game,quiz game+rogue like+commander, sell it on steam and stonk