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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024

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  • @andrewsheiman8574
    @andrewsheiman8574 Рік тому +1797

    I can't believe you pulled the cardmarket folks for this insanity. 10/10, subscribed

  • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
    @DankSlayer_Ornstien Рік тому +1319

    "Machines, taking apart humans,fun."
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @ComDenox
      @ComDenox Рік тому +29

      I thought it was "Machines taking apart humans' fun" but yours makes more sense I guess

    • @lordglitch4266
      @lordglitch4266 Рік тому +1

      I wouldve gone for "Praetors are fucking bastards, cringe"

    • @jacej355
      @jacej355 Рік тому +2

      That works to describe.

    • @coreyriegle1328
      @coreyriegle1328 Рік тому +1

      Perfection

    • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
      @DankSlayer_Ornstien Рік тому +1

      @@coreyriegle1328 All shall be one

  • @georgepappas7874
    @georgepappas7874 Рік тому +1049

    There needs to be a 3 hour game theory breakdown of the final 5 minutes of this video. Absolutely intense high level magic on display.

    • @Kur0YT
      @Kur0YT Рік тому +82

      Smh don’t they know the rules clearly state that they need to do a round of final jeapordy, ante cards, and then play a subgame to cast a free colossal dreadmaw. Honestly weird that the judge didn’t know this well known rule, doubting his credentials rn

  • @andresarancio6696
    @andresarancio6696 Рік тому +319

    I guess the way to explain it to the judge would be like "Players cannot draw cards, and the three cards in the board are all the cards that are interacting. They can pass turn freely with no repercusions or change in game state. Do judge stuff"

  • @draconocor
    @draconocor Рік тому +224

    My favorite part about this is probably Noah mistaking Thoralf and Jamin's voices for each other

  • @ryanquinn1257
    @ryanquinn1257 Рік тому +211

    Judge: "they're not taking game actions? ... they can still go around in turn order drawing cards"
    Noah: "Oh no ... they're not drawing cards"
    Judge: "They're not drawing cards in this mode??"
    Noah: "No they answer Jeopardy questions, you get the card, and then you play it if that makes more sense"
    Judge: 🤨

    • @feha92
      @feha92 8 місяців тому +7

      He forgot the whole "and they are all out of questions. In other modes they would have lost from running out of cards, but to attempt and draw they would need a question to answer" part.

  • @Release_the_Bees
    @Release_the_Bees Рік тому +293

    You should make a Magic: the Gathering deck entirely out of yugioh cards.

    • @Astar24653
      @Astar24653 Рік тому +9

      He made a video of that already

    • @Release_the_Bees
      @Release_the_Bees Рік тому +7

      @@Astar24653 oh shit! Time to go look for that.

    • @liampbjray5562
      @liampbjray5562 4 місяці тому +1

      that's what we in the buisness call a yugioh deck

    • @jemandanderes7075
      @jemandanderes7075 4 місяці тому

      I know I am late,but could you link it? ​@@Astar24653

  • @Tharkon
    @Tharkon Рік тому +24

    6:28 Funny part is that after 5'6" (167.48cm) was already tried and incorrect. The same answer in metric 1.67m (5'5.748") was considered correct.

    • @PM-ut6sy
      @PM-ut6sy Рік тому +2

      It’s because the metric system is superior 😉

  • @Chardvaargh
    @Chardvaargh Рік тому +532

    This was beautiful. I love nothing more that jeopardy with people that don't understand biased opinions being answers. I don't know how you convinced CardMarket Magic to be in this video, but it was definitely the crossover that I needed. Next hopefully you can convince The Professor, Spice8rack, and Nizzahon to play. Then you will truly be the best MTG content creator

    • @victhefoxygamer_6180
      @victhefoxygamer_6180 Рік тому +17

      Actually, Noah hates the Prof and the Game Knights. He could prolly get MTG Goldfish folk, like SafronOlive n stuff

    • @pikapika4208
      @pikapika4208 Рік тому +8

      @@victhefoxygamer_6180 Does he actually hate Prof or was it just a joke for that one video?

    • @victhefoxygamer_6180
      @victhefoxygamer_6180 Рік тому +14

      @@pikapika4208 Its one of his older vids, but to keep with the chanel lore

    • @PhoenicopterusR
      @PhoenicopterusR Рік тому +6

      @@victhefoxygamer_6180 that seems like all the more reason to have him on.

    • @victhefoxygamer_6180
      @victhefoxygamer_6180 Рік тому +2

      @@PhoenicopterusR but the LOOOOOOORRRRE!

  • @spaceinvader4069
    @spaceinvader4069 Рік тому +61

    If he had only watched Noah he would've known the old sloppy cheese read. It pays off to study the greats

  • @richbutnotfamous1158
    @richbutnotfamous1158 Рік тому +184

    This is so much more fun than magic actually is. The applicability and possibilities are literally endless.. how about a wheel of fortune style game? Or mini-golf? Or even The Voice? It think you may have even convinced me to stop playing magic altogether and hone my powerpoint skills.

    • @gyrasolune5436
      @gyrasolune5436 Рік тому +12

      i feel like magic the gathering cards wouldn't work very well as mini golf balls

    • @richbutnotfamous1158
      @richbutnotfamous1158 Рік тому +18

      @@gyrasolune5436 probably but if anyone could find a way it'd be this guy.

    • @kqawiyy
      @kqawiyy Рік тому +17

      Wheel of Fortune, but every time a player guesses a letter correctly everyone discards 7 cards and draws 7

    • @Jalae
      @Jalae Рік тому +3

      anarchymtg

    • @feha92
      @feha92 8 місяців тому

      Pretty sure every other game on this channel is wheel of fortune (and misfortune, if it is the bad wheel. Or the good wheel for that matter)

  • @Ixidora
    @Ixidora Рік тому +27

    So early, I'm so excited, hope this becomes a series you do? Keep up the fantastic work! You're awesome!

  • @AraikSarkisyan
    @AraikSarkisyan Рік тому +45

    You made this Gameshow more genius than previous one!

  • @PrincePossum
    @PrincePossum Рік тому +52

    I love you chief been here since the start and you just keep making even more baller content

  • @Astar24653
    @Astar24653 Рік тому +37

    the game of magic needed more trap cards and wild colossal dreadmaws

  • @kazuu_44
    @kazuu_44 8 місяців тому +3

    coming from watching some of the newer videos, I’m glad you kept up this kind of content and definitely improved by a lot haha

  • @twimmy1581
    @twimmy1581 Рік тому +4

    I don’t understand any of this but I love long form video of a bunch of friends having fun over something stupid that doesn’t even make sense, so thank you ily

  • @loxeggcheese
    @loxeggcheese Рік тому +17

    Great format haha. Love the card market crew, looking forward to the next collab

  • @dantallionmccrews3822
    @dantallionmccrews3822 Рік тому +58

    Never stop torturing mtg youtubers

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 Рік тому +2

      Magic the Noah should Collab with valefisk to inflict maximum emotional damage

  • @GenCavox
    @GenCavox Рік тому +15

    ITS THE CARDMARKET BOYS!! They're always great

  • @black7594
    @black7594 Рік тому +15

    It's Colossal Dreadmawin' time

  • @heroj04
    @heroj04 Рік тому +11

    This truly was one of the magic the gathering games of all time

  • @Frommerman
    @Frommerman Рік тому +7

    As an unfortunate citizen of Occupied Southern Turtle Island (sometimes referred to as the United States) I gotta say not knowing US history is pretty based.

  • @tylershannon9319
    @tylershannon9319 Рік тому +7

    I think fish actually had a video that goes over the rule that would resolve the standoff at the end. It's the illicit auction/platinum angle interaction. If players can make choices, and continue to make the same choices, and that demonstrates a loop, then the first player to have made a choice cannot make the same choice again until there is a change in the board state. If they then don't cause a change in the board state the same is true for the next player. So on and so forth, until resolution. Basically, players would be forced to attack eventually.
    ... I think.

  • @sil3nT.
    @sil3nT. 9 місяців тому +1

    6:00 I would have challenged that one. Charmander is clearly the warmest starter pokemon.

  • @g_hoenig
    @g_hoenig Рік тому +863

    Fun fact: At the time of this comment, nobody in the comments section has watched the whole video.

  • @blufloorgoblin1256
    @blufloorgoblin1256 Рік тому +2

    this man is valefisk, but *fast* and instead of videogames, he makes gameshowsand board games(to torture people with)

  • @TheTuneAce
    @TheTuneAce 11 місяців тому +1

    Take a drink every time Thoralf's name has a silent letter in it

  • @supersalamanders1901
    @supersalamanders1901 Рік тому +5

    This was amazing, would definitely like to see more of this kind of thing!

  • @marcimarc203
    @marcimarc203 Рік тому +3

    That was a lot of fun to watch.
    The other jeopardy video was a little bit more difficult for me because the people playing actually thought that there was some proper rulings going on but this was just good fun :)

  • @Varler_
    @Varler_ Рік тому +2

    The fact that you're asking Europeans US History trivia. LMAO!!!

  • @joeboyd5997
    @joeboyd5997 Рік тому +1

    "we seem to be in a stand off"
    "I would like to play Colossal Dreadmaw from outside of the game"

  • @JimFaindel
    @JimFaindel Рік тому +1

    I can't believe the cardmarket folks pulled you for this insanity. 10/10, subscribed.

  • @hiddenlevel5118
    @hiddenlevel5118 Рік тому +1

    You really stand out amongst MTG creators and all I can say is keep doing you! This was a fun idea and cool video to watch. I will now proceed to figure out a way to buy the remaining Dreadmaw's in existence. Thank you for you the fully credited and legal financial advice.

  • @masonyoung1502
    @masonyoung1502 Рік тому +2

    I get that people I other countries won’t know US history but 1895 was a terrible guess for the signing of the Declaration of Independence

  • @masque1659
    @masque1659 Рік тому +1

    I think it’s awesome that this is the first magic game I’ve seen

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega Рік тому +2

    I love that we have both Odin and Thor in this game.

  • @inkysplaters9326
    @inkysplaters9326 Рік тому +12

    For those that don't know who Lilliana is, she's known to be one of the most greatest Magic the Gathering pros and is infamous for winning by focusing on making her opponents rage, thereby increasing the chances of them to make mistakes and overthink. She mainly uses Mono-red and Mono-white swarm decks.

  • @DopeyDopes
    @DopeyDopes Рік тому +3

    3-man Alchemy is getting out of hand!

  • @Tharkon
    @Tharkon Рік тому +1

    Leaders of first 2 gyms in Kanto would technically be Giovanni and Brock, but Giovanni isn't home so the gym gets skipped.

  • @jasona1000
    @jasona1000 Рік тому +2

    Liliana is 7 foot 2 inches tall. She plays basketball with her zombie horde and is a big fan of the Harlem Globetrotters.

  • @zaviyargul
    @zaviyargul 2 місяці тому +1

    And little did he know this would be the start of it all

  • @shadowless2960
    @shadowless2960 Рік тому +5

    Noone said Mabel only had 4 children, just that she had a child named Henry, fall, winter and spring

    • @JacoDeltaco
      @JacoDeltaco Рік тому

      that made me ireasonably angry

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 Рік тому +1

      "Mabel had four children, NO MORE"

    • @jewels3400
      @jewels3400 Рік тому

      ​@@stevendemayo3631yeah, just like OP said

  • @samsprague3158
    @samsprague3158 Рік тому +6

    I feel like this was a weird dream I had. Great stuff 😂

  • @Theblueblurrr
    @Theblueblurrr Рік тому +1

    Dude Noah. Your videos are hilarious! I especially love you tormenting people over jeopardy. Also keep making troll decks it's too hilarious! Your videos show you don't need super pretty editing to make entertaining content.

  • @chillinnstuff7538
    @chillinnstuff7538 Рік тому +3

    I hope this becomes a series

  • @petersimonetti4875
    @petersimonetti4875 Рік тому +4

    Noah once again proving he’s the best MTG UA-camr

  • @Speedfarter
    @Speedfarter 7 місяців тому +5

    The fact he showed his face is weird

    • @Soapy-chan
      @Soapy-chan 2 місяці тому

      even weirder is that he doesn't look like he speaks

  • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
    @Solrex_the_Sun_King Рік тому +1

    No jeopardy, only board games with bullcrap rules.

  • @tyukan2000
    @tyukan2000 Рік тому +2

    I can't believe 3 experience MTG players misread Accursed Centaur (ps I legit thought you were gonna bamboozle us and have Cardmarket Yugioh as guests instead)

  • @a_angry_bunny
    @a_angry_bunny Рік тому +1

    "Actually in magic the guy who has done the most damage wins"

  • @Muhahahahaz
    @Muhahahahaz Рік тому +1

    3:16 one of my ideas here was “never”
    Cheating and illegal actions aren’t the same thing. I’m sure I’ve committed tons of illegal actions playing casually with friends, but it’s not like I was actively trying to cheat with a card up my sleeve or something. We just didn’t know better, and the game went on
    (The rules define illegal actions as anything that goes against how the game is supposed to work, e.g. “oops I tried to cast a sorcery at instant speed”, and it even provides details on exactly how to unwind accidental illegal actions. It doesn’t automatically constitute cheating)

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able Рік тому +2

      "Not all illegal actions are cheating" does not imply "cheating is not an illegal action"

  • @realname2883
    @realname2883 4 місяці тому +1

    Just want to point out that "Henry" is clearly a last name, Fall Henry, Winter Henry, Spring Henry, and Summer Henry.

  • @evanpuckettart
    @evanpuckettart Рік тому +1

    This truly is the best magic the gathering UA-cam channel

  • @PureSolace
    @PureSolace Рік тому +1

    What a great concept! I hope you do more of these!

  • @brettsouthwell7874
    @brettsouthwell7874 Рік тому +1

    This is the best thing you've ever made. Keep it up!

  • @death-kyun
    @death-kyun Рік тому +2

    this was unbearably entertaining, I loved the entire experience

  • @antivalidisme5669
    @antivalidisme5669 Рік тому +3

    That "Just like Arena" ftom Thoralf made my day. who said spectator mode a week after the worlds? I swear I will get your name!
    Really fun concept. Cheers!

  • @Speratus254
    @Speratus254 Рік тому +1

    Love the concept, love the execution. Great content.

  • @catfactsuk
    @catfactsuk Рік тому +1

    I love the concept of this, so funny. Great video.

  • @jotana_ch
    @jotana_ch Рік тому +2

    I was sure I was wrong, but now that I know 2 people here are german. Are the blue backgrounds on your profilepictures the seats of a DB train? Looks exactly like it.

  • @ClassicsManWithAPlan
    @ClassicsManWithAPlan Рік тому +1

    That was awesome. It was insane and ridiculous and more than I could have imagined for mtg jeopardy.

  • @AgaresOaks
    @AgaresOaks Рік тому +2

    You can get the situation at the end in a real game if someone has Shared Fate out and everyone's burned through all their cards. With SF, players no longer draw cards, so no one can lose from decking. If there's a standoff, I believe it's a draw, since it's not actually a loop and can't be considered slow play.

  • @SatanasExMachina
    @SatanasExMachina Рік тому +1

    I'm the unofficially official champion of this game show. John Wilkes Booth for the win behbeh.

  • @heitortremor
    @heitortremor Рік тому

    This is a great collab with some of my favorite MtG UA-camrs

  • @anbuagent12
    @anbuagent12 Рік тому

    The "I'm a college student, I need money. Subscribe" worked. Well done

  • @x-_Cl0udyyy_-x
    @x-_Cl0udyyy_-x Рік тому +1

    I just saw this in my recommended and- Liliana is my name LMAO

  • @jasonlu9562
    @jasonlu9562 Рік тому +1

    This should be like an actual game,quiz game+rogue like+commander, sell it on steam and stonk

  • @danielconlin793
    @danielconlin793 Рік тому

    I love these game shows I found your channel through the other gameshow you did and I love your sense of humor. I wish I wasn't a broke college student or I would definitely join but you always get my like and I stay subscribed. I'll hit that bell rq too lol

  • @michaelwallace4760
    @michaelwallace4760 Рік тому

    Alternative ending, Noah presses random card on gatherer and pawns the cards off with backup questions until someone wins.

  • @andrewrobinson4172
    @andrewrobinson4172 Рік тому +1

    13:40: Rule 104.3a a player may concede the game at anytime

    • @colgatelampinen2501
      @colgatelampinen2501 Рік тому

      I was thinking 104.3k for some reason, winning with 104.3k is pretty difficult under current policy rules. It was still really difficult but easier back when you could just play Tabernacle and give them creatures with forbdden orchard to make them have triggers to miss. Now that you are responsible for their tabernacle triggers if it is your tabernacle, it is more difficult.

    • @andrewrobinson4172
      @andrewrobinson4172 Рік тому

      @@colgatelampinen2501 both players play with top cards revealed. Make them shuffle their deck an arbitrary amount of times. Call judge for slow play

    • @PhoenicopterusR
      @PhoenicopterusR Рік тому

      It's only respectful to concede at sorc speed though.

  • @juliasim2097
    @juliasim2097 3 місяці тому +2

    Huh... Jamin isnt bald back then. Intresting

  • @theblakwarior
    @theblakwarior Рік тому

    This video has really gatheringed my magic. Truly one of the one of the all time!

  • @Lunaraia
    @Lunaraia Рік тому

    The trivia question makes perfect sense, it is just missing a comma after nomore.

  • @HaydenFPlaysVODS
    @HaydenFPlaysVODS Місяць тому +1

    well actually the US declared war in 1812 but the fighting and major battles could not begin until 1814 because the french were once again losing a war to the british because the french lose everything

  • @shadowofseattle1338
    @shadowofseattle1338 Рік тому

    Ok your blatant ask for subs and money has earned a sub! Here for that honesty!

  • @haeyin
    @haeyin 13 днів тому

    Noah from a year back very much had his hinges, I guess I'll have to go through the videos in the past year to see what made him lose them 😂

  • @ComDenox
    @ComDenox Рік тому +7

    Loved it. The game is very funny, and the guests are a blast.

  • @Uzotrups
    @Uzotrups Рік тому

    That was the most watchable commander game I've ever seen

  • @Muhahahahaz
    @Muhahahahaz Рік тому +1

    Just so you know, it’s called “Mana Value” now (since before you made this video) 🧐

  • @I_Am_Kas
    @I_Am_Kas Рік тому +1

    The way you asked for me to subscribe and how you spoke to the judge as if it should make perfect sense was perfect.
    17/10 Colossal Dreadmaws. Subscribed.

  • @Hiken96
    @Hiken96 Рік тому

    You're my new favorite MTG channel ggwp

  • @segurojames
    @segurojames Рік тому +2

    Well I gotta admit I didn't click the dislike button this time. Good job sir

  • @slimek20
    @slimek20 Рік тому

    "Do you need a name or will a rough description be enough?"
    Ah, i see, someone wants to play in a post-Borborygmos era

  • @sunniestpluto
    @sunniestpluto Рік тому

    I have no idea what I am watching but its entertaining.

  • @KuroroSama42
    @KuroroSama42 Рік тому

    22:00 I think you should have had the deadlock breaker be "If all 3 players pass, then the next player must attack, unless they were previously forced to attack more often than an opponent". That means a player in an advantageous situation can't just be ganged up on (after being forced to attack).
    So at 18:30, Thoralf would have to attack as the first to have passed. It loops around for another deadlock, but this time Thoralf was already forced to attack, so Carl must attack.
    It seems more "fair", since Thoralf had an big board advantage and the only way he loses is if he has to attack first AND both opponents team up on him.

  • @DaxRaider
    @DaxRaider 7 місяців тому +2

    Henry's mother makes no sense

  • @rynnziolkowski4642
    @rynnziolkowski4642 Рік тому

    Fun fact Noah takes 1 damage the correct answer to a deck of playing cards question is actually 55 a generic brand insert card and two jokers are always included

  • @Vic_lee-pc3bt
    @Vic_lee-pc3bt Місяць тому

    The start of the game show mania

  • @ryangainey94
    @ryangainey94 Рік тому

    More accurate: "Machines remake everything like them". Ajani and Nissa and various forms of wildlife and such are definitely not human...

  • @LordMorde
    @LordMorde Рік тому

    uhh judge that man didnt use any mana to pay for his spike jester, he ahould be disqualified.

  • @Benhaerwoons
    @Benhaerwoons Рік тому

    Im glad we got the judge ruling on that

  • @daniel-lh6uz
    @daniel-lh6uz Рік тому

    Yep this video is the reason I'm subscribing, the Fever dream has escaped its containment and may now infect the youtubes

  • @noshame2389
    @noshame2389 8 місяців тому +1

    yeah, youre about what I imagined when I think of the name noah

  • @KuroroSama42
    @KuroroSama42 Рік тому

    5:30 French Canadian here... I knew it was John Wilkes Booth.

  • @Mermiam
    @Mermiam Рік тому

    "Does that help clear it up?" "NO!" best reaction ever!

  • @yugiy4964
    @yugiy4964 Рік тому

    Noah checking to see if cardmarket watches Magic the Noah with the anagram question is brilliant

  • @CodeNameKND
    @CodeNameKND Рік тому +1

    As someone who has never played magic this show makes no sense to me sadly. Love the other scuffed games though so youtube isn't wrong with suggesting you randomly to me

  • @kathleenbirrell3222
    @kathleenbirrell3222 Рік тому

    It’s cool that Carl knew Noah would also say colossal dreadmal, an actual fan

  • @wallyfarflinger
    @wallyfarflinger Рік тому

    Such a fun gameshow! Also, your request for a sub was succesful; I thought I already had, but now I truly have!