Adults doctors trying to treat kids

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  • @Panda2.000
    @Panda2.000 3 роки тому +9683

    Doc:and he doesn’t smoke right
    Baby in a deep gravely voice: well i actually do smoke

  • @mfauz96
    @mfauz96 3 роки тому +17772

    I love how he asks “he doesn’t smoke right?” Like all doctors don’t trust patients answers 😂😂 even if they’re a child 😂

    • @d-meth
      @d-meth 3 роки тому +99

      You'll smell it if the patient smokes

    • @kaycollarfeild
      @kaycollarfeild 3 роки тому +73

      @@d-meth do you ? I mean, I always admit it but I smoke at night and shower before I go to the doctor

    • @d-meth
      @d-meth 3 роки тому +134

      @@kaycollarfeild usually yes, their clothes smell.
      Haven't you ever sat next to someone and they smelled of cigarette smoke?
      Obviously if you only have a cigarette when you have a glass of wine sometimes in the evening and then shower in the morning you won't smell but habitual smokers do.

    • @kaycollarfeild
      @kaycollarfeild 3 роки тому +55

      @@d-meth oh I see what you mean! I smoke naked so I guess it dont stick to my clothes but my curtains probably have a smell to them 😂 I grew up around it a lot so I dont tend to really smell it unless its concentrated

    • @d-meth
      @d-meth 3 роки тому +45

      @@kaycollarfeild I just can't stand the smell of smoke soaked stuff, it's worse than the actual cigarette

  • @Hana.Behl-Lecter
    @Hana.Behl-Lecter 3 роки тому +7596

    I work with animals and I definitely ask them questions as if I'm expecting an answer in English. I also try to reason with them when they're not cooperating.

    • @bellas14u
      @bellas14u 3 роки тому +438

      This I relate to so much! I’ll have a very angry and hormonal cow charging me while huffing and I’m like,”hey lady it’s not MY fault that you needed the tummy meds in that tube I ran into your stomach. Get angry at the big guy in charge.” 🤷‍♀️😂😂

    • @nrw7734
      @nrw7734 3 роки тому +223

      @@bellas14u ...”angry and hormonal cow” is a phrase I never knew I needed to hear, but now I know I did! Sounds like the name of a heavy metal band😁

    • @bellas14u
      @bellas14u 3 роки тому +113

      @@nrw7734 i shall gather the herd and when they begin screaming their we want snacks songs in to my bedroom window, I’ll know that I am lucky for private shows via the angry hormonal cows band 😂😂 but seriously I hope it gave you a smile and some fun images to come up with lol.

    • @nrw7734
      @nrw7734 3 роки тому +11

      @@bellas14u ...😁😁

    • @melaninmonroe007
      @melaninmonroe007 3 роки тому +14

      LOL, used to do this with my dog.

  • @sjb4280
    @sjb4280 3 роки тому +4073

    Lmao thank goodness for nurses. Dr.: "that seems like too much juice. Is that too much juice?"
    Nurse: *vigorously nods head* lol

    • @georgina-a
      @georgina-a 2 роки тому +141

      Most medical facilities would fall apart without nurses. They really do hold everything together (& I say that as a consultant - I know my place in the pecking order at work... 😂).

    • @mandatory1561
      @mandatory1561 2 роки тому +74

      *looks nervously at the 1/4 filled 64 oz jug of grape juice I bought yesterday*

    • @iz2333
      @iz2333 2 роки тому +35

      Something I like about the medical field is that experience matters more than titles. You can't know everything and often times the person with that one vital piece of information isn't a doctor.

    • @pixelatednova7176
      @pixelatednova7176 11 місяців тому +8

      @@georgina-aoh for sure! blame the algorithm for my reply a year later, but my nana was a nurse practicioner and she always said the doctors write prescriptions and the nurses do the work!

    • @georgina-a
      @georgina-a 11 місяців тому +5

      @@pixelatednova7176 I wouldn't argue with that! 😂 I like to think I do a little more than that, but it's definitely a fair description of about 85% of my profession, sadly...

  • @Pikachuwhereareyou
    @Pikachuwhereareyou 3 роки тому +4220

    I had my first pediatrics rotation recently, and included "doesn't smoke" when presenting my history. That got a few laughs 😅

    • @legibletiger839
      @legibletiger839 3 роки тому +116

      That being said, a two year old made the news a few years ago because they were addicted to smoking, it was such a big international blow up that the government got embarrassed and paid for him to go through smoking cessation treatment.
      ua-cam.com/video/_te6dLVeqa8/v-deo.html

    • @yayciencia
      @yayciencia 3 роки тому +184

      For kids, the history should include if parents or other guardians smoke, right? I remember my mom was always asked about that when she took us to the pediatrician.

    • @machinerin151
      @machinerin151 3 роки тому +115

      @@yayciencia I think the question should be whether those people smoke indoors.
      Very few people smoke indoors nowadays. Which is great, less stinky walls, furniture and second hand smoke.

    • @nilanjasa007
      @nilanjasa007 3 роки тому +46

      Sadly sometimes children of age 9-10 smokes does smoke 😔

    • @dahjiat.8562
      @dahjiat.8562 3 роки тому +33

      @@yayciencia nah, they ask if anyone else in the house smokes and whether they do it around you or inside of the house. they only
      ask about second hand smoke. i didn’t start getting asked if i drank or smoked until 13 i think.

  • @ammieru
    @ammieru 3 роки тому +1622

    I'm a Pediatrics resident who moonlighted for a month between training. I'd get awkward interviewing adult patients. Give me a crying, screaming infant anytime. 😅😅😅

    • @MzClementine
      @MzClementine 3 роки тому +126

      I had a pediatric doctor that had to fire me whenever I was 23. It was a very emotional goodbye. This woman saved My Life many of times. She was like my dear you have to have an adult doctor. I was like no I don't I mean you're an adult you can figure it out. She said so are you I said I don't feel like it. I live on my own and I pay my bills but. I'm not ready to get rid of my pediatrician. Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa 😂
      I'm va XX reactive and been hospitalized twice. No joke this woman really saved my life. Her name was Dr Rojas. One of the best doctors out there still to this day. No One compares to her. Absolutely no one.

    • @machinerin151
      @machinerin151 3 роки тому +50

      Crying means they're alive, and they're breathing. That's already good

    • @aaruniva3513
      @aaruniva3513 3 роки тому +35

      I never thought I’d hear someone say give me a crying, screaming infant any day

    • @francescafrancesca3554
      @francescafrancesca3554 2 роки тому +12

      @@machinerin151 That's a very positive and factually correct way of seeing it. I'm keeping it. Thank you for sharing it! Have a nice day :)

    • @tanya5322
      @tanya5322 2 роки тому +9

      His heart rate comment gave me a flashback to the time I took my toddler to the ER
      I came back from filling out paperwork to find her hooked up to a heart monitor
      I commented that the blip blips looked (to me) just like the blips you see on TV doctor shows
      The response was “yes, but the rate should be about twice as fast”
      Apparently a toddler with a heart rate of 75 isn’t a good thing

  • @aundreawilliams1211
    @aundreawilliams1211 3 роки тому +370

    When he says, "maybe a stroke" I died

    • @usul1807
      @usul1807 9 місяців тому

      Maybe you had a stroke.

    • @Levitatingmarsipan
      @Levitatingmarsipan 6 місяців тому +2

      From a stroke?

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Levitatingmarsipan That's what I was going to ask! 😂

  • @amandaaustreng4676
    @amandaaustreng4676 3 роки тому +4952

    The day after I gave birth there was a huge blizzard and the peds docs weren’t able to make it to the hospital. The ortho physicians who were already at the hospital had to give a checkup to my baby, and it was so funny to see “ummmm, I think his color looks good?” 😂

    • @Cat-tastrophee
      @Cat-tastrophee 3 роки тому +610

      That's funny but also terrifying 😅🥴. Is his color good? This is important!!

    • @VinylUnboxings
      @VinylUnboxings 3 роки тому +128

      @@anonymoususer5848 why not?

    • @rayhans7887
      @rayhans7887 3 роки тому +317

      baby colour is very important neonatal Jaundice is no joke

    • @machinerin151
      @machinerin151 3 роки тому +237

      APGAR score. Appearance, Pulse, Grimace, Activity and Respiration. Each category can range in score from 0 (completely unhealthy) to 2 (completely healthy). Doctors rate people on a 0-10 scale at birth, y'all!

    • @machinerin151
      @machinerin151 3 роки тому +238

      @@rayhans7887 it's not just jaundice, it's also just... straight up not being blue, because blue means no oxygen.

  • @mochi4926
    @mochi4926 3 роки тому +3694

    Personally, I really disliked moving from pediatrics to adult. Everyone is so much more terse and in a hurry. There are no more whimsical band-aids. All the other patients are just old and smell funny while waiting in the lobby. And the worst part? No juice box. Yeah. Okay. So I'm an adult. That doesn't mean I can't appreciate a juice box.

    • @junkmalme
      @junkmalme 3 роки тому +355

      Please give me whimsical bandaids and a fruit punch juice box.

    • @spedicy8634
      @spedicy8634 3 роки тому +101

      @@junkmalme that’s all I want in life

    • @brandonmcandrew4859
      @brandonmcandrew4859 3 роки тому +196

      Funny thing every military hospital i got a shot at has had the whimsical band aids as there is nothing like having the doc put a my sponge Bob band aids on you well in uniform

    • @imagaymushroom4242
      @imagaymushroom4242 3 роки тому +53

      @@brandonmcandrew4859 yeah my mom and me just got tweety bird band-aids and I got a sucker it’s mango flavored

    • @ricaivory6571
      @ricaivory6571 2 роки тому +31

      Hospital cranberry or apple juice cups are literally top notch 😂😂😂

  • @ArchaicChemist
    @ArchaicChemist 2 роки тому +123

    "He doesn't smoke right"
    same energy to
    "you want a beer?"
    "HE'S FOUR"
    "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM-"

  • @embr4247
    @embr4247 3 роки тому +357

    “And he doesn’t smoke, right?”
    “That depends on if his parents smoke while he is in the same room or close proximity.”

  • @tryingagain5123
    @tryingagain5123 3 роки тому +278

    These videos explain a lot. Now I see why doctors respond with answers that make me think they may have a drinking problem...it's just not their area but they are trying

  • @kashifuddinahmed8383
    @kashifuddinahmed8383 3 роки тому +767

    I have a friend who's a pediatrician long story cut short he was giving the covid vaccines in the hospital ( adults of course) he went to this middle aged women and asked her what her favourite colour is while giving the injection in a tone you'd use for children ( really really small children)Yeah the lady looked at him weird and went like I'm a full grown adult.
    The poor guy stood there all embarrassed the whole day.

    • @thehat9684
      @thehat9684 2 роки тому +114

      I'm twenty and still get to see pediatrics for my chronic health conditions and tbh I love when they ask small questions like that while they give shots or even just getting vitals. Some still offer stickers and hey after getting poked and prodded I earned that sticker of SpongeBob! It sucks once your "adult" aged they pull back on the helpful stress relieving interactions. I had to go to adult er once and I ended up one of those patients the used in training because I didn't understand what I agreed to since I was alone and really ill and now I dread the day I age out of my normal docs.

    • @starsparks3150
      @starsparks3150 2 роки тому +84

      I'm in my 20s and the doc treated me like a kid, telling me it's just take a sec and distracting me and I...really appreciated it?? It's been years since I got a shot and while I didn't care much as a kid, I was nervous about it as an adult XD

    • @bellagarzia9653
      @bellagarzia9653 2 роки тому +27

      She’s a full grown adult but a full grown ahole too😬

    • @paigesteele4406
      @paigesteele4406 2 роки тому

      Hahahahaha

    • @kz5629
      @kz5629 2 роки тому +44

      @@bellagarzia9653 honestly 😆 I probably would have answered him “yellow!” In an all excited voice haha

  • @perpetualengine
    @perpetualengine 3 роки тому +172

    I love how you can look so disappointed in yourself playing another character.

  • @Most0riginalUsername
    @Most0riginalUsername 2 роки тому +59

    At the very beginning of Covid, when resources needed to be found anywhere, pediatricians were also seeing adult patients in my country for a short while and i remember there were some memes "what do you mean dosage is not in mg/kg???", "where are their parents???" xD
    Also i remember a few years ago i went back to adult hospital care after working for months in pediatrics, and when i had to administer metamizole to a patient i asked my coworker nurse "wait, the whole vial??”

    • @julial.r.5383
      @julial.r.5383 10 місяців тому +7

      As a small adult, I wish medication was given in mg/kg!!!

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@julial.r.5383 as a large adult I wish the same thing.

  • @Cookie-mg8im
    @Cookie-mg8im 3 роки тому +121

    My favorite is when the residents finish their peds rotation and come over to adult land. Doc this guys 6 foot, 300 pounds and puking his guts up. 1mg of ondanstron is NOT going to work. No 100mg of tylenol is also not appropriate

  • @paged1001
    @paged1001 2 роки тому +31

    When he looks at the nurse for affirmation and the way the nurse nods in response. This is GOLD.
    Brings back memories when I went to the hospital, can relate.

  • @blank_line
    @blank_line 3 роки тому +86

    As a pediatrics student, who has a lot of friends from general medicine department, yeah, this is how our convos usually go 😂

  • @jeanettefullmer7525
    @jeanettefullmer7525 3 роки тому +80

    I really appreciate doctors but I totally have had one of theses moments. I was trying to get them to change a medicine because it was so much (20 ml for one dose... it was torture) he was just vomiting it up. The very nice doctor was like “it’s cherry, kids love cherry”... my 3 week old baby doesn’t give a flip if it’s cherry!!!

  • @BelalAlDroubi
    @BelalAlDroubi 3 роки тому +370

    Same Dose for half the number of days 😂😂👌🏻💔

    • @Doc_Schmidt
      @Doc_Schmidt  3 роки тому +147

      It sounded reasonable until I said it out loud 😅

    • @machinerin151
      @machinerin151 3 роки тому +24

      @@Doc_Schmidt Efficiency! Kills the kidneys, doesn't kill the bacteria!

  • @BirdieMamaBoutique
    @BirdieMamaBoutique 3 роки тому +240

    I had a doctor grab a large size adult blood pressure cuff with the intention of putting it on my 6lb newborn...yeah that was an awkward exchange of glances...

    • @JCHK.
      @JCHK. 3 роки тому +12

      Where they doing it as a joke? It's extremely rare that a newborn would need their blood pressure taken.

    • @BirdieMamaBoutique
      @BirdieMamaBoutique 3 роки тому +17

      Ya know I wondered that too...until she had to leave the room to "consult the pediatrician" on several other basic things (like baby acne, how to check the spot on the head, and didn't know how to check the hips). She was very nervous the whole time. We ended up switching to a pediatrician. She was a general family practitioner but I think she had only seen adults before.

    • @iz2333
      @iz2333 2 роки тому +3

      @@BirdieMamaBoutique Yeah usually all doctors learn how to treat children too but when it comes to kids they're often worried about doing something wrong. She probably learned how to check their hips but didn't feel confident enough to do it without consulting the pediatrician.

  • @jackisnotgreen
    @jackisnotgreen 2 роки тому +32

    "Is that still too much for a kid?"
    *shakes head yes*
    🤣

  • @beautyallaround_
    @beautyallaround_ 3 роки тому +60

    Ever since I became an adult I stopped getting lollipops as a reward for going to the doctors. I’m 23 now and I still would love a lollipop 🍭. I just buy them myself now, but my dentist isn’t happy with me so I have to give them to my nieces. 😭

  • @ittttttsssssmeeeeee4793
    @ittttttsssssmeeeeee4793 2 роки тому +16

    This reminded me of when I went to the doctors office and he ask me if I drink as a joke cause I was 9.I said yea I like to drink I do it all day.
    🤣

  • @JCHK.
    @JCHK. 3 роки тому +64

    I had such a shock when I went to paediatrics to help out for a shift from maternity. I was so surprised when a kid in a cot sat up and asked me for a drink! They were still 'baby' sized and they were talking to me! Not full sentences, but I understood!

    • @francescafrancesca3554
      @francescafrancesca3554 2 роки тому +2

      That sounds scary, but fun! Humans truly are full of surprises.

    • @AmythefirstA
      @AmythefirstA 11 місяців тому +3

      Lol, it's pretty amazing how early they learn to talk! Some 18-month-olds can have a full conversation!

    • @notanotherfuckingnikki
      @notanotherfuckingnikki 8 місяців тому +2

      My oldest refused to speak until she was ready at 13 months and my younger 2 wouldn't stop babbling by the time they were 15 months old because I talked to them and expected answers lol

  • @throast7247
    @throast7247 2 роки тому +15

    Nurse: "uhh.. hey doc I don't think he can talk..."
    Doctor: "oohhh, maybe a stroke 🤨"

  • @tiffanymorris8223
    @tiffanymorris8223 3 роки тому +84

    I laughed way too hard 😂😂 “hey baby did you hear my question” 😂😂

    • @Rdizzle512
      @Rdizzle512 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah that was my fav part 🤣🤣😂

  • @imoanlearsi-ekid7828
    @imoanlearsi-ekid7828 2 роки тому +6

    When I saw ‘adult doctors’, I thought ‘what?! Do they have baby doctors?’ 😂

  • @eelwithheels
    @eelwithheels 2 роки тому +23

    My first neurologist was an adult's neurologist. Once I had a seizure and my parents called them and he literally asked if I, a thirteen year old child, from a pair of overprotective parents with a religious background, had gotten pregnant. also, every time that I went for a checkup, he ended up with "remember to not smoke". He was absolutely serious.

    • @jatnarivas8741
      @jatnarivas8741 11 місяців тому +2

      You don't know whether he smoked as a teen. I've known of 10 year olds and younger smok

    • @eelwithheels
      @eelwithheels 11 місяців тому

      @@jatnarivas8741 I don't think you got what i said. He knew i was from a religious background and with overprotective parents. Thats why it would've made no sense for me to smoke. And i wasnt even a teen yet, just a little religious scared preteen.

    • @nashykins2865
      @nashykins2865 11 місяців тому +9

      You would be amazed what some kids get up to with overprotective and heavily religious parents. That doesn’t prevent everyone from smoking, drinking, doing other drugs, or having sex.

    • @notanotherfuckingnikki
      @notanotherfuckingnikki 8 місяців тому

      ​@@eelwithheelsif you get a period you can get pregnant regardless of how overprotective or religious your parents are... And unless you're chaperoned whenever leaving the house - you can definitely get cigarettes
      ... and pregnant. It's cute that you're this naive still but you might want to start being exposed to the real world or you're going to get eaten alive kiddo...

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@eelwithheels the religious background and overprotective parents don't change those questions. Being religious doesn't stop someone from doing those things.

  • @Traceuratops12
    @Traceuratops12 3 роки тому +52

    I've felt this teaching elementary school a couple times while studying to teach high school.

    • @desslou
      @desslou 3 роки тому +4

      I feel you, because I have the opposite. Currently a teacher's assistant/para in a middle school setting, studying for elementary ed. I was doing my internship and a kid came over to me to tell me her tooth was loose and I, someone who usually knows what to do in any situation, was just so caught off guard I was like "ummm... Can you ask your teacher because I don't know what the procedure is for that at this school..."

  • @user-iz8wi3tv7o
    @user-iz8wi3tv7o 3 роки тому +294

    Did you ask a newborn if he smokes? 😬

    • @boringperson-zb8vy
      @boringperson-zb8vy 3 роки тому +34

      To be fair, I've seen heavily pregnant women smoke. Actually horrifies me

    • @606aichan7O7
      @606aichan7O7 3 роки тому +10

      @@boringperson-zb8vy[sorry for randomly rambling a lot 😅]
      my mom's a pretty heavy smoker, I don't what she said about before pregnancy (if she did tell me), but she (and I'm pretty sure her friend, and some other family members) did say that she didn't smoke until after I was born
      ....2nd hand smoke is still bad enough for me to not want to smoke tho..like it's improved, but before, I swear she had like at least one cigarette everytime she went somewhere [go across the street/driving], and at least once after a meal [and sometimes it's so awkward when we're eating out alone and she just decides to leave to take a smoke, and Idk whether I should eat more quickly or more slowly while staring at her through the window], and probably whenever she had a break when working/doing anything.
      She kinda quit for a while;; she went to vapours for a longer while;; I think she definitely smokes a lot less (for starters her and her room doesn't smell like smoke if I just randomly decide to open the door)
      Idk if it actually helped but I was always like "your mom literally says you smoke too much, I'm not the only one who says this" (I used the 'respect/obey your parents' card a lot especially if she brought it up;; but srsly, you can't tell me " *I* listen to my parents all the time" when you're literally not doing that and expect me to listen)

    • @MountainPearls
      @MountainPearls 3 роки тому +2

      @@boringperson-zb8vy a person dear to me almost did. Pre eclampsia/Eclampsia. She had been to doctor the week before and BP etc was done. We saw her one day and she had a little swelling. Next day-BAM’ It came on so fast! It was only caught by her school nurse b/c of the swelling and serious fatigue. She went to a local hospital and they started her on steroids and mag. They wanted fly air -lift her on to a tertiary care place...but it was sleeting so they took her on the ground They were able to get it down enough so she could have my God Daughter two days later (they got it under control so they could jumpstart the baby’s lungs). The little one is 5 years old and tough now, though! Perfectly happy! She got lucky. Had she majored in something else...and had another job...the outcome could have been so much different.

    • @Minecraftrok999
      @Minecraftrok999 3 роки тому +3

      @@boringperson-zb8vy yeah, and I have multiple friends who are adamant that "smoking withdrawal is worse for the baby than to smoke less" and it makes me ANGRY.
      They are incapable of stopping their "habit" (as they also refuse to call it what it is, a severe addiction) and therefore let the baby suffer and justify it with some delusion in their heads...
      I just hope they don't get babies as long as they don't smarten up a bit and rearrange their smoking priorities.

    • @Mnatalie99
      @Mnatalie99 3 роки тому +2

      I've seen non-smoker being coded on a baby's medical notes...

  • @pillager6190
    @pillager6190 3 роки тому +10

    As a young Navy Corpsman I suddenly found myself in peds for 2 very long, very confusing days while they went to training.
    Give me a GSW or blunt force trauma any day over peds.

  • @alcinakong805
    @alcinakong805 3 роки тому +212

    I still remember struggling for 30 mins just to prescribe paracetamol for a 4yo kid during my paediatrics rotation LOL

  • @TreadlightlyWR
    @TreadlightlyWR 3 роки тому +64

    This is why you take your kids to the pediatric ER and not the regular ER. Learned this the hard way

    • @andream9470
      @andream9470 3 роки тому +9

      Not everyone has a level 1 available...

    • @Monika-mb6jh
      @Monika-mb6jh 2 роки тому +3

      Yeahhh normal ER docs freak out when they see a kid… they’re scared to do anything

  • @Ailorn
    @Ailorn 2 роки тому +1

    I love that Doctor checks with Nurse :) Respect to nurses who know what they're doing!

  • @a.stuckmann431
    @a.stuckmann431 3 роки тому +97

    Smoking patients literally it goes like this half of the time:
    Me (looking at patient with obvious signs of being a smoker): "so how much would you say you smoke a day"
    Patient ( looking at me with a puppy face:" oh I don't smoke
    Me(starting to question my sense of smell and eyesight):" oh ok
    Patient ( with a proud look on his face): "yeah I stoped two weeks ago"
    Me( not worrying so much anymore about going insane, but now even more worried about the patient, looking this bad even after 2 weeks, still keeping up a smile): oh congrats that's great. Now let's do that check up shall we"

    • @lethabrooks9112
      @lethabrooks9112 Рік тому

      I just say Yes I smoke and I know I need to quit.

  • @water7762
    @water7762 2 роки тому +3

    Baby: *"Yeshh, I do shmoke. ITS CALLED PASHIVE SHMOKING."*

  • @vcj9462
    @vcj9462 3 роки тому +470

    When the ortho asked my 22 month old to describe her pain after breaking her arm 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @armyxmoaxblinkxmidzyxoncex7291
      @armyxmoaxblinkxmidzyxoncex7291 3 роки тому +18

      lol sry why am i laughing😂😂

    • @alenaisbetterthanu
      @alenaisbetterthanu 3 роки тому +70

      22 month old? Just say 2 year old!

    • @LeafBoye
      @LeafBoye 3 роки тому +46

      @@alenaisbetterthanu HONESTLY MAN ffs I don't wanna hear how your kid is 22 months just say oh he's 2

    • @Maura237
      @Maura237 3 роки тому +5

      @@alenaisbetterthanu *1

    • @Maura237
      @Maura237 3 роки тому +9

      @@LeafBoye 1 year and 10 months

  • @jabby_the_hutt202
    @jabby_the_hutt202 2 роки тому +2

    “Hey baby did you hear my question?” Killed me

  • @YuSoMadBra
    @YuSoMadBra 2 роки тому +5

    "Yes Dr. please check with pharmacy" is something I use to hear this nurse say in this exact situation

  • @valnova7653
    @valnova7653 2 роки тому +4

    “Adult doctor”
    I did not know kids could be doctors XD

  • @notayoutuber3518
    @notayoutuber3518 2 роки тому +6

    “That’s too much!”
    *Meanwhile hospitals offer juice with every meal*

  • @cookie9872
    @cookie9872 2 роки тому +3

    Doc: and he doesn’t smoke?
    Me: WHAT!

  • @flatulenttater
    @flatulenttater 2 роки тому +2

    I love how the pediatrician is just standing there like 👁👄👁 lol

  • @boo3316
    @boo3316 2 роки тому +3

    I remember when my doctor asked if I did drugs, drank, or smoked. I said "my mother would beat me if I did" and the doctor said "don't worry, you'd be suprised how many kids say yes to that question"

  • @Froggy77100
    @Froggy77100 3 роки тому +20

    This was everything I never knew I needed! "Hey baby do you hear me?"... 🤣
    Edit: I also found out I possibly drink too much juice... 🍷

  • @doctorshubhangiprasad5709
    @doctorshubhangiprasad5709 3 роки тому +2

    Omg yes so relatable! Especially the half dose thing 😭

  • @katiesims1903
    @katiesims1903 2 роки тому +3

    When I was younger, I wanted my mom and dad to give me a little brother or sister so I could boss them around to get me a juice box😂😂😂😂

  • @AndersHanche
    @AndersHanche 2 роки тому +10

    😂 this is exactly how I communicate with small humans..

  • @er6730
    @er6730 3 роки тому +15

    🤣 Sometimes when I take my kids for medical treatment I have to wonder, have these drs/dentists even MET a child before? Surely at least a few memories remain of having been a child???
    It's either treating them like an inanimate object and just grabbing and poking with no explanation, or it's baby talk, "YOU are a big girl! Yes you are!" Which is not great, as the first one is scary for my children and the second is insulting.
    Of course, there are also the good ones. Friendly explanation and a tiny bit of conversation works wonders.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 6 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, though unfortunately some pediatricians don't understand that 5 year olds and 15 year olds, despite both being children, are very different. I had a very condescending pediatrician who talked to all patients like they are 5. Which is real fun when you are 15. Unfortunately my parents loved her "because she listens really well". Yeah, to you, not to the patient.

  • @jakespiegler5006
    @jakespiegler5006 2 роки тому +2

    This is still my favorite Doc Schmidt video😂

  • @danieltracy4858
    @danieltracy4858 2 роки тому +3

    I love that your videos are just as rewarding to those of us nurse folk.

  • @rossplendent
    @rossplendent 2 роки тому +4

    "You're about half my size, so I'm gonna give you half the adult dose... Or the full adult dose for half the number of days?"
    Why not make it simpler? Take three times the adult dose, but only take it once.

  • @breezy30153
    @breezy30153 3 роки тому +20

    🤣 how I feel working with pediatrics in the ER. 😩🤣

  • @Sam-to5wx
    @Sam-to5wx Рік тому +1

    Pediatrics is so impressive to me. Babies, kids, preteens, adolescents, the range of physiological development in patients is just huge.

  • @micaelaroyo4837
    @micaelaroyo4837 3 роки тому +167

    The nurses always come in clutch; doctors cant do what they do without them!! ✊✊

  • @yurival1
    @yurival1 3 роки тому +12

    Yup I learned the hard way to just go to Childerns hospital no matter how much closer the other hospitals are

  • @RecipeRepository
    @RecipeRepository 3 роки тому +95

    When you're the only one in your SLP class who wants to focus on adult and geriatric.

  • @mebshields
    @mebshields 2 роки тому +1

    That nurse tho!!! She legit just knows the answers!!

  • @mthandenimasilela2156
    @mthandenimasilela2156 3 роки тому +9

    "same dose for half the days" 😂 😂 😂
    "and he hasn't smoked, right?" Dude! He's 3 months old 😂😭😭😭

  • @blobster91
    @blobster91 3 роки тому +35

    I sure hope an 'adult doctor' treats my kid. Kids treating kids would be disastrous no?

  • @catieq5270
    @catieq5270 3 роки тому +6

    The wig is so perfect 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @charasapphiredreemur2449
    @charasapphiredreemur2449 2 роки тому +1

    "Do you drink?" And "He doesn't smoke right?" Got me laughing

  • @rebekahjimenez2808
    @rebekahjimenez2808 6 місяців тому +1

    The "Hey, baby!" killed me. 😂😂😂

  • @bdizzle5359
    @bdizzle5359 3 роки тому +4

    "And he doesn't smoke, right?" Well, you could ask. I saw a video of a Toddler who would smoke a pack a day. It was in a different country. But, I wouldn't be surprised if it happened here too.

  • @chaoticsad5549
    @chaoticsad5549 3 роки тому +7

    I love all your skits! And your wig is really good quality!

  • @leslierae6416
    @leslierae6416 Рік тому +1

    It’s fascinating watching this after watching Dr. Glaucomaflecken and his videos on pediatrics. And like WOW, Pediatrics is ROUGH! they don’t get nearly enough praise or recognition for how hard that field is, and pediatric doctors/nurses/everyone is always so insanely nice and kind and funny. Golden retrievers of the medicine world.

  • @thecheezestick5479
    @thecheezestick5479 3 роки тому +1

    "Oh! Maybe a stroke?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alliem8700
    @alliem8700 3 роки тому +5

    Pretty much exactly the same as if a human doc switched to veterinary medicine for a day!

  • @CoolerQ
    @CoolerQ 3 роки тому +12

    There's a certain office around here that is known for confusion. The joke is that if you go there the first question they will ask you is "are you pregnant?" regardless of your gender.

    • @phillyphakename1255
      @phillyphakename1255 Рік тому

      "when was your last period?"
      "I'm a guy, sooo..."
      "I need an answer"
      "Umm..."

  • @HollowDart
    @HollowDart 10 місяців тому +1

    The 'Too much!' With thr juice was actually so cute haha

  • @seanluzdeluna8153
    @seanluzdeluna8153 2 роки тому +2

    And that's why we have pediatricians y'all.😁😄

  • @shahadahazizah7622
    @shahadahazizah7622 2 роки тому +23

    As a medical professional an LPN for 27 years(retired). Please be NICE to your nursing staff. Please believe the Nurse’s, Assistants and PCA’s keep you alive. A good number of Drs. Ask the nurses what the course of treatment should be.
    From bloodwork to test to medical treatments. No shade towards Drs. But trust and believe your Nursing staff is saving your LIFE! My personal experience My personal Opinion!

  • @mandylam9989
    @mandylam9989 3 роки тому +12

    Go check with pharmacy!! Don't kill the baby with full adult dose

  • @emmonsterd
    @emmonsterd Рік тому +2

    “HEY BABY, GET OFF THE STREET!”

  • @pintsizedfury
    @pintsizedfury 2 роки тому +1

    I LOVE that you ALWAYS make the nurse the one who has to school the Doctors. My grandma would've loved your videos
    As she was a nurse. Back when nurses had to wear all white and a" good nurse" always had sharp needles in her kit , and kept her needles and glass syringes STERILE for her patients! ( she was fascinated when disposable 1 time use needles came into the hospitals)
    Thanks for fun content!
    Much ♥️& 🌴🌺Aloha🌺🌴

  • @cinimatics
    @cinimatics 3 роки тому +7

    Come tell my kid that 4 glasses of juice a day is too much. Little man's non-compliant.

  • @jilllangelaar1457
    @jilllangelaar1457 3 роки тому +7

    Another example that doctors need nurses to function 🤣🤣🤣🤣😇😎

  • @IMTOORIZZY18
    @IMTOORIZZY18 2 роки тому

    “And he doesn’t smoke right?”
    I’m dying 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣

  • @definitelynotinlovewithharry
    @definitelynotinlovewithharry 2 роки тому +1

    This is how doctors are supposed to be even with unconscious patients

  • @iwatchkittenvids45
    @iwatchkittenvids45 3 роки тому +3

    I feel attacked.

  • @badkarma6181
    @badkarma6181 3 роки тому +10

    The last time a doctor actually said something to me was my neurosurgeon who said:
    “It wasn’t MY fault!”.

    • @adiposeNarnian
      @adiposeNarnian 3 роки тому

      Oh dear.

    • @badkarma6181
      @badkarma6181 3 роки тому +1

      @@adiposeNarnian
      I got a massive infection…

    • @adiposeNarnian
      @adiposeNarnian 3 роки тому

      @@badkarma6181 ugh. I don't even care who was responsible, that was so terribly unprofessional!

    • @badkarma6181
      @badkarma6181 3 роки тому

      @@adiposeNarnian
      Yeah but he was considered the best neurosurgeon in the country before he retired.
      He did astronauts. NASA’s favorite son!!

    • @adiposeNarnian
      @adiposeNarnian 3 роки тому

      @@badkarma6181 wow that's a while new level of drama! Glad you're okay.

  • @darkkitty645
    @darkkitty645 2 роки тому +1

    I love doing calculations for children medicine as a nurse

  • @roanoke7551
    @roanoke7551 2 місяці тому

    I once took my nephew (3 at the time) to a on call doctor for an emergency. The kid was fine, he just needed some antibiotics. The doctor wasnt a pediatrician, but he fully realised that and made kind of a gag out of it (his two assistants were both er nurses and they had a pharmacist). He talked to my nephew as if he were an adult and entertained him. I never saw an older gentleman ask a toddler "Do you drink alcohol?" With a straight face before and the three year old asking "Whats alcohol?". 10/10 based doctor would visit again.

  • @Michaelengelmann
    @Michaelengelmann 3 роки тому +6

    Woah, half the adult doctor’s height and still doesn’t know how to talk? Is the doctor 4’11?

  • @RS-xq4hf
    @RS-xq4hf 3 роки тому +3

    Yay pharmacy! Represent!

  • @seaOT
    @seaOT 2 роки тому +2

    Yes this 3 month old child can talk, drinks and smokes😂

  • @Kate98755
    @Kate98755 5 місяців тому

    I work in pediatrics…..the docs say…they’re not just little adults! 😂😂😂. I really enjoyed this one!

  • @HarleyAMV
    @HarleyAMV 3 роки тому +5

    Number one best kept secret in medicine:
    Nurses are Doctors and Doctors are human.

  • @llamamama1123
    @llamamama1123 3 роки тому +9

    The nurse knowing more then the doctor is the most accurate thing In this

    • @frostyhamster3116
      @frostyhamster3116 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah cause she specializes in pediatrics, what’s your point?

  • @Mikey-pd8xu
    @Mikey-pd8xu Місяць тому

    Dr:"You don't smoke right?"
    Nurse:"He's four"

  • @jarvis6253
    @jarvis6253 2 роки тому

    The doctor: HE SHOULD’VE LEARNED HOW TO CROSS MULTIPLY IN SIX SECONDS

  • @AnjaliDandriyal
    @AnjaliDandriyal 3 роки тому +13

    This shows how nurses should get paid more 😂😂

  • @adiposeNarnian
    @adiposeNarnian 3 роки тому +6

    Other guys on UA-cam and TikTok: "And I'm being a woman now, as evidenced by this tiny washrag on my head!"
    This guy: 💁💇

  • @user-pt1cz4ot1e
    @user-pt1cz4ot1e 11 місяців тому +1

    😂💀 How have I missed this one for 2 years?

  • @mollygrace3068
    @mollygrace3068 Рік тому +1

    I had to take my 2 week old baby to the ER for what turned out to be very bad dehydration. The ER doc seemed to think she was fine, because she was lying still on the table, not crying. I had to explain to him that a baby, laying on a cold table, while a doctor stabs her arm should be CRYING and FIGHTING, not lying there listlessly looking at him.

  • @omgthisimg1488
    @omgthisimg1488 2 роки тому +1

    True incident, my classmate presented a case on Tonsillitis to our ENT chief. The history was impeccable down to habits of smoking, alcohol..well except that the patient was 7 years old. The Chief asked which 7 year had he seen that smoked or drank😂

  • @MB-li4qp
    @MB-li4qp 3 місяці тому

    My daughter went into anaphylactic shock at 9 months old and there were no pediatricians in th ED. The ED doc was completely honest and told me he had to call the pharmacist downstairs to pull the epinephrine because he didn't know how much to give her. Thankfully the pharmacist came quick and the ED doc was honest.

  • @CommenterOfVideos
    @CommenterOfVideos 9 місяців тому

    Bless the nurse in this hypothetical situation saving the baby’s life lol

  • @KBinanRV761
    @KBinanRV761 5 місяців тому

    I’m sooooo glad MD’s now specialize. When I was a young nurse, 40 years ago, it was not uncommon for a Peds MD to be on, treating adults as well.