The Romanian Meatgrinder - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубліковано 20 гру 2024

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  Рік тому +885

    Just getting some content out that I gotta patch together for a full video here. I might make more of these kinds in the new year as I have a bunch laying around that's not enough to justify a video. You guys still think it's okay?

    • @jmmc6219
      @jmmc6219 Рік тому +47

      Hour long new years bloopers reel?

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Рік тому +4

      Scraps remix.

    • @KnoxZone
      @KnoxZone Рік тому +88

      Yeah. Doesn't matter if it's one long game or 2-3 train wrecks stitched together. Stupidity transcends individual games.

    • @fishundercover8139
      @fishundercover8139 Рік тому +1

      A salad 🤤

    • @billybob-zk9nm
      @billybob-zk9nm Рік тому +8

      Bruh we here for the people interacting, not so much as the game

  • @cadmiz
    @cadmiz Рік тому +1257

    >Axis fails in Africa
    >Axis does well in the East
    >D-Day wrecks the Axis and they all start arguing
    Daring today, aren't we?

    • @seanhoey5939
      @seanhoey5939 Рік тому +169

      I must say it’s a bold deviation in the script today. Hope it pays off in the box office

    • @ethanduncan1646
      @ethanduncan1646 Рік тому +40

      Dankus also being horrible at navy truly an unexpected game

  • @SCrash13
    @SCrash13 Рік тому +1366

    Ah yes, the classic romanian Brap Trap. Truly a Bokoen classic

    • @keirangray902
      @keirangray902 Рік тому +74

      "You fell for one of the classic blunders"

    • @DiegoES2531
      @DiegoES2531 Рік тому +53

      The textbook art of war Romanian death trap

    • @Domagoj_playz
      @Domagoj_playz Рік тому +67

      don't worry, Rommel sex force is coming

    • @totower9597
      @totower9597 Рік тому +1

      The important thing is you cap Kiev... that was putins downfall.

    • @benjaminbesaw7540
      @benjaminbesaw7540 Рік тому +1

      Truly a classic script

  • @tewe3572
    @tewe3572 Рік тому +861

    From "Golden cant take Paris" to "Golden cant take China"
    I wonder what will be the next thing he cant take

  • @Fenixlyrox1459
    @Fenixlyrox1459 Рік тому +725

    Swimmy building 1500 radar stations is an interesting script choice

    • @unknown_boazgeen4832
      @unknown_boazgeen4832 Рік тому +95

      I don't think the script applies on swimmy

    • @velnz5475
      @velnz5475 Рік тому +103

      Swimmy did it 100% to troll and you cant convince me otherwise.

    • @ineedanewname.8169
      @ineedanewname.8169 Рік тому +83

      Swimmy saw how Asia was going and said fuck it, radar.

    • @atwarroyal8770
      @atwarroyal8770 Рік тому

      @@ineedanewname.8169 swigma male

    • @blakedake19
      @blakedake19 Рік тому

      @@ineedanewname.8169 he said fuck it, we radaring?

  • @elbeto191291
    @elbeto191291 Рік тому +225

    Golden's line "yeah, nice stream Bo" cracked me up. It's like a last ditch attempt to salvage a clear skill issue

    • @Supercohboy
      @Supercohboy Рік тому +15

      His pridefulness changes with the seasons I swear, it's so entertaining lol

  • @2Links
    @2Links Рік тому +772

    College understands the content creator struggle, what a good guy!

  • @matthewy2j
    @matthewy2j Рік тому +251

    Braun going from being peak autist to becoming a decent player surpassing Golden and Swimmy has been one of my favourite arcs on this channel.

  • @hornet370
    @hornet370 Рік тому +211

    In goldens defense, might I remind you of that one College japan where he was forced to admit he was worse than Swimmy on Japan

    • @omega2726
      @omega2726 Рік тому +32

      True but it wasn't against an AI

  • @peterlud87
    @peterlud87 Рік тому +121

    8:55 idk why I didnt expect the Japan player to be Golden, but with the intro card, and the slow zoom over to 1942 Japan, and then hearing his voice. It clicked all at once. Perfect comedy introducing him like that, the scripts never been better

  • @alphalegionary7646
    @alphalegionary7646 Рік тому +202

    The Italian Lightshow is truly a grand celebration of Italian engineering, too bad they got invaded during the opening ceremony.

  • @Paleo-y1y
    @Paleo-y1y Рік тому +185

    Golden has lost twice in one video folks. He's back.

  • @GreyshotProductions
    @GreyshotProductions Рік тому +104

    Historical Poland was my mistake. First time reading the script.

    • @somewhereelse1235
      @somewhereelse1235 Рік тому +31

      Nah, that was based as fuck. Genuinely the most interesting take on a player Poland we've seen in a while.

    • @daluven
      @daluven Рік тому +4

      Correct me if i'm wrong, but I believe poland drew their troops off the Soviet border and only kept some on the romanian and slovakian borders? I know that some polish troops managed to retreat through the romanian border when poland capitulated

  • @boogitywoogity248
    @boogitywoogity248 Рік тому +41

    You know you’re a true Bo fan when they excitedly shout “the us lost his navy!” And you’re flabbergasted for 2 seconds until they say the name of the player and you’re like, “ahh makes sense.”

  • @Pydgin
    @Pydgin Рік тому +57

    That's amazing. @GreyshotProductions is based as fuck. "You need to play realistic as Poland"... plays 100% historical as Poland

  • @crazydinosaur8945
    @crazydinosaur8945 Рік тому +45

    truly a well oiled machine, the team play was amazing and well coordinated.
    and then there's the axis

  • @Tobbs96
    @Tobbs96 Рік тому +26

    I sometimes feel like I'd want to play with Bo and friends, but then I realize that I'd probably do horribly and everyone would shit on me and I would cry

  • @thepowerofsand6180
    @thepowerofsand6180 Рік тому +39

    Golden getting clowned twice in one video is legendary

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle Рік тому +22

    Japan: *Sweeps the US Navy.*
    The USA: "Oh dear, we are in trouble".

  • @shinsenshogun900
    @shinsenshogun900 Рік тому +11

    Swimmy is on that Lethal Company grindset even in HoI4

    • @Ozzystrayroo
      @Ozzystrayroo 4 місяці тому

      The swigma hustle of wagie slave

  • @aflacduckduck2278
    @aflacduckduck2278 Рік тому +12

    I saw the second game and I was thinking "Damn who would be struggling that bad in china. Maybe swimmy or Braun. Nope, of course its golden

  • @randomlegionary9399
    @randomlegionary9399 Рік тому +78

    Haven't even watched the video but i can confirm whatever argument occurs Bo was correct

  • @Alonsooooo1
    @Alonsooooo1 Рік тому +12

    Golden is allergic to capturing Paris, and now China. Golden masterclass

  • @Scientist118
    @Scientist118 Рік тому +53

    After going through all these arcs throughout this series, Braun being competent is no longer a surprise. Rather, it's seeing everyone's ineptitude that continues to baffle me.

    • @Supercohboy
      @Supercohboy Рік тому +5

      I swear Golden has gotten worse, it's weird. Maybe he's just not playing his 2 mains and it's screwing him over as a result, idk

    • @cthe4081
      @cthe4081 Рік тому +9

      @@Supercohboy Results are more extreme I think; he either wins hard or loses hard now, sort of like with Swimmy.

    • @Ozzystrayroo
      @Ozzystrayroo 4 місяці тому

      Dankus has fallen too

  • @Aleph3575
    @Aleph3575 Рік тому +5

    4:37 Dankus playing a naval nation looks in the camera.

  • @LordCybot
    @LordCybot Рік тому +6

    GOLDEN took 4 YEARS to beat AI China?!
    I love you Golden, but OMFG bro, its so joever

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess Рік тому +3

    Golden and throwing games. Name a more iconic duo.

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 Рік тому +5

    I will never understand how people are still shocked at Swimmy and Golden being inept.

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 Рік тому +14

    “Has to play Poland historically” >puts units on the Romanian border
    What? I get that a whole lot of polish soldiers and civilians fled to Romania but you can’t simulate that in hoi 4 so why would he put his units there?

  • @ogrug
    @ogrug Рік тому +22

    the script is strong with this one

  • @jukita
    @jukita Рік тому +8

    the brap trap became a meatgrinder

  • @oxamide999
    @oxamide999 Рік тому +31

    Wait Grisha didn't get purged with his Wagner friends?

    • @Smodking
      @Smodking Рік тому +10

      im as shocked as you

    • @CABRALFAN27
      @CABRALFAN27 Рік тому +3

      What? Is he like the new Dressel or something?

    • @garroncassidy385
      @garroncassidy385 Рік тому +4

      >Even HoI4 UA-camrs don't give a shit about Ukraine anymore
      It's so over, kyivbros...

    • @asherwoodrow7471
      @asherwoodrow7471 Рік тому +5

      @@CABRALFAN27 no, theres just a clip of grisha crying when learning that the coup failed, and i dont think it will be easy to make a new dre*SS*el

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 Рік тому +9

      Is it Grisha? I think it's someone else in the vid

  • @wilianrodrigues5280
    @wilianrodrigues5280 Рік тому +4

    Dankus seems to never invest in the navy huh?

  • @billwilson7841
    @billwilson7841 Рік тому +3

    Another instance of the classic Brap Trap

  • @klemklemius5091
    @klemklemius5091 Рік тому +2

    Lmaooo
    Who is this Golden guyyyyyy???? He funny.

  • @omega2726
    @omega2726 Рік тому +2

    I would say golden lost or can't take "insert name" but it would be like bullying a child

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 Рік тому +2

    Golden loves the game evenicle. Don’t ask him about the scene with the ogre that he likes.

  • @keirangray902
    @keirangray902 Рік тому +1

    "You fell for one of the classic blunders"

  • @remiss6355
    @remiss6355 Рік тому +1

    *Pan to India*
    Marines literally training on the frontline.
    Wonder why they lost.

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming Рік тому +1

    That isnt Hungary. That is Ireland laying on his back

  • @smokie1060
    @smokie1060 Рік тому +3

    bo pumping content mid stream what a dedicated rat

  • @Jordan-xm6wo
    @Jordan-xm6wo Рік тому

    Golden taking 4 years to beat China as another "my eye" situation to me, my god

  • @plakeplays6420
    @plakeplays6420 Рік тому +2

    is this older content from the “US navy incident” dankus video?

  • @Arto_forreal
    @Arto_forreal Рік тому

    Odd everyone was a little more chill than usual

  • @brendenstuder6119
    @brendenstuder6119 Рік тому

    Ah love watching Golden get flamed.

  • @memazov6601
    @memazov6601 Рік тому +3

    We want longer videos here

  • @OldManJacan
    @OldManJacan Рік тому

    cant wait for broken arrow to come out of beta access so we can see what yall get up to in that

  • @azzarudders
    @azzarudders Рік тому +6

    why are they letting grisha play?

    • @GreyshotProductions
      @GreyshotProductions Рік тому +2

      They didn't, I was playing Poland and Bulgaria.

    • @not2hot99
      @not2hot99 Рік тому

      ​@@GreyshotProductions How often did people mix up you two before?

  • @cedricl.marquard6273
    @cedricl.marquard6273 Рік тому

    Classic Dankus losing his navy

  • @Zero-h2f2m
    @Zero-h2f2m Рік тому

    Thank you UA-cam for reccomending this video

  • @polarvortex6496
    @polarvortex6496 Рік тому

    Golden Japan’s lost the “walk to Europe? Bet” magic, ya hate to see it. :(

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 6 місяців тому

    Marconi must be high after seeing that light show

  • @scottzovicho8621
    @scottzovicho8621 Рік тому

    Love the Azuki emoji lmfao

  • @derpman116
    @derpman116 Рік тому

    Good guy College helping to provide Content

  • @williambeisel5686
    @williambeisel5686 Рік тому

    I saw “meat grinder” in the title and immediately thought of Jerma

  • @tfk_001
    @tfk_001 Рік тому +2

    I'm guessing College/Swimmy Russia before video starts
    edit: too good at this

  • @cookieboi05
    @cookieboi05 Рік тому

    Amazing, as per usual

  • @pedrotbird5426
    @pedrotbird5426 Рік тому +3

    The Romanian brap trap again?

    • @keirangray902
      @keirangray902 Рік тому +3

      "Brap trap? Really? Man of your talents?"

  • @yvngxnightmare
    @yvngxnightmare Рік тому

    You always lose when Thomas is on your team. He’s the worst player ever

  • @robertd686
    @robertd686 Рік тому

    Dankus is back? Pog!

  • @ricardoracz7894
    @ricardoracz7894 Рік тому

    College was Kylo Ren on that one title with the red bubble

  • @radoslavradoslavov1964
    @radoslavradoslavov1964 Рік тому

    haven't watched it yet but awesome vid bro!

  • @Basement-Historian
    @Basement-Historian Рік тому +1

    Classic brap trap

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 2 місяці тому

    Ratkoen game bussin ?!

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 Рік тому +16

    Swimmy vs. Golden over who had a worse Japan build was peak Bo content. This is exactly why I love this channel. It’s the pinnacle of what Hoi4 mp is really like. Eventually, those two guys will keep trying to say who did it worse. Not better, worse! I am proud to say, I’m one of those two in my server.

    • @Ozzystrayroo
      @Ozzystrayroo 4 місяці тому +1

      Being experimental over doing meta is what people do to find fun. Using the same build over and over would only saps fun and makes playing the game, a chore

  • @tomm9963
    @tomm9963 Рік тому

    These scripts are fantastic Bo

  • @dkizzle3135
    @dkizzle3135 Рік тому

    Golden sounds like Terk from Tarzan

  • @NoMouthNoScream
    @NoMouthNoScream Рік тому +1

    Does Golden ever win? At all? When was last time he won?

  • @TheodoreWilkins
    @TheodoreWilkins Рік тому

    This got me wanting to play hoi4

  • @drewbinsky8249
    @drewbinsky8249 Рік тому

    Swigma radarpilled moment

  • @fanof5950
    @fanof5950 Рік тому +1

    Ether im watching alot of old videos, or your uploading alot recently.
    Could be both?

  • @Donutgames00
    @Donutgames00 Рік тому

    4:37
    IWO JIMA

  • @memazov6601
    @memazov6601 Рік тому

    Is it swimmy or Golden Russia here

  • @thecanadianguy1662
    @thecanadianguy1662 Рік тому

    Trying to watch the stream! Bokoen overload rn

  • @GriffinMan00
    @GriffinMan00 Рік тому

    Huh, it took me a minute but I just realized, do you guys play with AAT off? Or is that just the custom mod you guys use? Noticed the Market button wasn't on the UI

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Рік тому +1

      Old footage

    • @GriffinMan00
      @GriffinMan00 Рік тому

      @@Bokoen1 In hindsight that's a far more reasonable assumption I should've had compared to disabling a whole DLC, kek

  • @thenoobyblock1208
    @thenoobyblock1208 Рік тому +2

    gyat

  • @MrPineeeapppless
    @MrPineeeapppless 4 місяці тому

    Sounds suspiciously like modern Russian strategy ?
    “I don’t care, push ! Kharkov !”

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT Рік тому

    Nice stream 😂

  • @JadenLightvale
    @JadenLightvale Рік тому +3

    “The quantity of total airports was not significantly fewer than what you would have.” 🤓👆

  • @redharianredbird7848
    @redharianredbird7848 Рік тому

    I have no idea what type of strategy is being talked of here 5:31

  • @nphrandalcolt8719
    @nphrandalcolt8719 Рік тому

    Got a bit too close to making a big mistake

  • @pancakegod6958
    @pancakegod6958 Рік тому

    Title gives me fear

  • @cibiose
    @cibiose Рік тому

    Why dont you make longer videos?

    • @trapical
      @trapical Рік тому

      The full streams are like 6 hours long and they are all on Twitch for free.

  • @jansatamme6521
    @jansatamme6521 Рік тому

    Soo why did you let golden play japan again?

  • @treyflorek8592
    @treyflorek8592 Місяць тому

    43 to 42?

  • @michaziemski2492
    @michaziemski2492 Рік тому

    out of curiosity, what are the typical rules of playing Poland?

    • @omega2726
      @omega2726 Рік тому

      In a nutshell:" Get fucked"

    • @trapical
      @trapical Рік тому

      Basically you can't "know the future". Such as refusing to build any factories (because you know Germany will invade and benefit from them)

    • @michaziemski2492
      @michaziemski2492 Рік тому

      @@trapical oh, ok fair enough. Otherwise one can prepare for the defense as best (and as ingenious) as they can?

  • @---------_________---------
    @---------_________--------- Рік тому +3

    It's so bover

  • @micharespondek1172
    @micharespondek1172 Рік тому

    Romania was friendly to us, I don't think we had anything on their border.

  • @Doxd19
    @Doxd19 Рік тому

    woo hoi

  • @mr.nugget1217
    @mr.nugget1217 Рік тому

    Japan doing good? This can only go well...

  • @Crusader_Lite
    @Crusader_Lite Рік тому

    Shouldve made 60w units but dis-allow them all gear so its just manpower and then deploy them to the hungarian border to freak the USSR out and then call them "Meta Divs"

  • @ghostofcacak
    @ghostofcacak Рік тому +1

    Grisha is back??

  • @Jamaimz
    @Jamaimz Рік тому

    please multiplayer megga campaign

  • @Luffe123
    @Luffe123 Рік тому

    cool

  • @Croxxans
    @Croxxans Рік тому

    i like cheese

  • @gojo76
    @gojo76 Рік тому +1

    Wait, did I hear that right? They got Grisha the Z man to play with them again?!

    • @MtZion-mo5fv
      @MtZion-mo5fv Рік тому +3

      not grisha, greyshot

    • @gojo76
      @gojo76 Рік тому

      @@MtZion-mo5fv ah, I was like “bo finally went full mask off and unleashed his inner Z”

  • @kielwinch77
    @kielwinch77 Рік тому

    Golden is always so negative and toxic in every game, he's a pain to listen to. Blaming everyone else for his mistakes and he never seems to be having fun.

  • @countrygeneral
    @countrygeneral Рік тому

    Why? Why is it always Romania?

  • @HornetMain
    @HornetMain Рік тому

    Who the fuck was Japan in game 1?

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 Рік тому +1

    Why so you let Golden play Japan?!?!??? Every time it's a shitshow

    • @raizors1331
      @raizors1331 Рік тому

      Idk, maybe they are just taking turns playing nations to spice things up or throwing dice, who know