By far the best movie recap channel. Not an ai voice, good music, good movie and tv show selections, and some insane humor going on. I love this guy and you should too
the most unrealistic part is that they chose paris for the setting. the seine is deadly for anyone to swim in, and there would be too many protests for the triathlon. in reality everyone would do what they do now- poop in the river until the shark dies
Saw this one last week, not a good movie but enjoyable if you don't mind/like to make fun of how dumb everybody is. The huge number of old bombs in the river and how that somehow raised the water lever so much made no sense
Also where do the sharks get the energy from to grow? How can they grow that fast? They give birth to real sharks, not eggs. Growing needs a lot of energy and produces a lot of heat. There is not enough fish in the river for hundreds of sharks growing to around 2 meters in just a month, they would have to eat a lot of humans. A human provides them with around 125k calories, so if there were 1.000 sharks, they would need, at least, 250 people per day to grow to 2 meters in 1 month. It's impossible, that all the smaller sharks were hidden 🤷♂️
If a handful of old WW2 bombs could do that, I assume that all of Europe was underwater from the late 1930s until at least the 1960s (15+ years needed to properly drain the continent).
Sharks never stop to grow. Crocodiles also never stop to grow, but they slow down a lot. Still, some crocodiles are over 4 meters when they are around 8, then they still grow multipe centimeters a year, and 50+ years old, they reach 6 meters and more. Some live up to over 100 years, and there are reports about 7+ meter crocodiles. There are simular reports about sharks. The biggest white shark reported was around 6 meters in 1987, but some say, there are 7 meter shars out there 🤷♂️
Bullsharks are the only ones that can to between pure fresh water and salt water and the most known for attacks, tiger sharks can be found in brackish water, and Greenland sharks have been found in estuaries as well. there is also a genus of river sharks in Asia and Australia.
They have been spotted a thousand miles up the Mississippi River to at least St Louis. But for me they are just the icing on the cake in the Zambezi River. Parasitic worms, Mambas, pythons, hippos, crocodiles and cobras were not enough for the Zambezi, it just needed sharks, too.
Even though I have watch the movie yet still I ended up watching the whole recap nd u recap it so well that even the little details I didn’t understand watching the movie it only now I knw after the recap thank u very much tho it really impressive I appreciate that a lot !!🤙🐐❕
Every shark movie has that one idiot politician that refuses to cancel the triathalon/ski tournament/waterside picnic. Like the public wouldn't be more enraged to find out the resulting deaths could have been prevented. Oof.
This is one of the most accurate films in a while. The actions of the Officials is exactly spot on. 100% the event would have commenced, capitalism requires it... BTW hats of to the writers with such a realistic outcome. (Just a bit shocked that they used the French, when clearly this would happen in any of states in America.)
How did the shark manage to eat a car? Where did all the water come from to flood all of Paris?? Why did the shark come all the way to Paris, in the first place? So many questions...
How can people endanger their life and the lives of their loved ones this much all in the name of "research". I would have said this was purely sci-fi, but sadly, it can and does happen in our world today
Science and logic was thrown out the window in this movie
0:57 you aren’t wrong
River , shark , plastics& PARIS?
It's propaganda bro.
After seeing sharks emerging from tornadoes and killed by a chainsaw man, this movie was absolutely down to earth 😑
It Is a movie,fictional 😊
These movies are impossible without how stupid each person behaves, its like they make the worst choices possible everytime.
Can't help but notice the abundance and prominence of wamin ☕
"they make the worst choices possible everytime." - It's definitely how horror movies work 😏
like those mobile game ads lol
By far the best movie recap channel. Not an ai voice, good music, good movie and tv show selections, and some insane humor going on. I love this guy and you should too
69 likes so I won’t spoil it but yeah awesome channel haha
MIKA IS THE PROBLEM HERE
Please give me samsung s24 i really love please please please Mr Beast🥰
Exactly mika is psypot
Is she actually Velma?
What about the Mayor,
And that task force?
Maybe she’s an over zealous pro environmentalist. I can understand her. She’s passionate
"That was in the script, sorry" lmaooo
Who wrote the script??
That was so funny 😂😂😂
Mika is like “I’m not like the other girls” “I wanna help these poor sharks! No one understands my intentions.”
You guys have been going for years and I’m happy to see you still use a real voice actor/ narrator.
Thank you Malloperator I'm happy to still be here!
@@DeepDarkBoys Yeah never resort to AI voiced please
JUST GIVE THE NARRATOR A MILLION DOLLAR RAISE FOR DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB. I LOVE GHE RECAP KORE THAN THE MOVIE ITSELF.
Thank you Holy 🙏
FR. This guy's narrating could probably make Dragon Ball Evolution seem like it would ALMOST be worth watching.
@@whitneybennett4857 that's high praise
Adam bring back the intro
Do you have McDonald’s Grammar?
As a french person, this would be a total true reaction from authorities if we had a shark in the Seine during the olympics
the most unrealistic part is that they chose paris for the setting. the seine is deadly for anyone to swim in, and there would be too many protests for the triathlon. in reality everyone would do what they do now- poop in the river until the shark dies
Poop in the river? Dude, this is the Seine, not the Ganges.
Tell that to suckers who had swim there in the Olympics what were they thinking
@@HWDragonborn sewage water can easily be found in the river way above the legal limit with even just 30 dollar water tester
Mika is to blame for all the deaths tbh
Na, not calling off the fucking triathlon is on the mayor.
Faults on both parties.
She did what she thought was right for the animals. That mayor on the other hand 🙄
yea i mean if not how is a movie gonna be made? these dumb comments
@@divyaism007 putting human lives in danger for godam shark 😒😒😒
6:58 hahaha this is why I’ve been a loyal fan these past 3 years hahahah
Baby shark doo doo
Mama shark doo doo
Lots of death doo doo
Metal ending doo doo
I almost sang a joke like baby shark in this recap but I cut it because it made me cringe 😂
I have managed to never hear “Baby Shark,”
And I am thankful.
Can't really blame shark if someone harpooned me i be pissed to . Shark was just using her Self defence rights just like Sea father's intended.
Also Mika had iq of 34
“It was self defense”
Yes until other species emerge man thinks he is more skillful.
No one is blaming the shark, it’s stupid b*s who always cause problems
THE ENDING IS INSANE!!! (i just finished watching this today on netflix and was so surprised to see this!!!)
How many episodes is it
Yass same
@@user-op8fg3ny3jits a movie
That is a sequel I would absolutely watch!
@@user-op8fg3ny3j it's a movie!
7:04 him laughing😭😭
0:06 the lens cap is on his camera lololol
nope thats just the reflection. its another lens
@@Sooksookehhhhh nope thats literally a cover for the lens mate.
@@hbicgrizzly8212ur wrong that’s a reflection
@@Dr.ARoblox no a reflection would show...idk light and gloss, and not a cover for a lens.
@@hbicgrizzly8212 it seemed glossy to me man, lens caps are usually matte
I have watched this movie recap on another channel but I could not refuse to listen to mystery recap of this same movie
7:00 I have never heard his laugh before lol
shark shark!... quick everyone dive into the water... the premise of this movie. Reverse Jaws.
LOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
4:52 "calls ben, asking for his help" 6:19 "ben reveals herself" Lmfaoooo
I screwed up! Totally thought Ben was a man initially based on the name
@@DeepDarkBoys you never know these days my brother in Christ
@@DeepDarkBoys I thought this channel had gone to AI. Good to know it’s still a real person behind the voice.
@@Beelzebubby91 it'll never go to AI if I can help it!
Saw this one last week, not a good movie but enjoyable if you don't mind/like to make fun of how dumb everybody is. The huge number of old bombs in the river and how that somehow raised the water lever so much made no sense
Also where do the sharks get the energy from to grow? How can they grow that fast? They give birth to real sharks, not eggs. Growing needs a lot of energy and produces a lot of heat. There is not enough fish in the river for hundreds of sharks growing to around 2 meters in just a month, they would have to eat a lot of humans. A human provides them with around 125k calories, so if there were 1.000 sharks, they would need, at least, 250 people per day to grow to 2 meters in 1 month. It's impossible, that all the smaller sharks were hidden 🤷♂️
If a handful of old WW2 bombs could do that, I assume that all of Europe was underwater from the late 1930s until at least the 1960s (15+ years needed to properly drain the continent).
@@leonnunhofer3453Obviously they ate the super nutritious plastic waste
Hydrogen bombs, clearly. In an oxygenated area. They combined and made more water.
Sharks never stop to grow.
Crocodiles also never stop to grow, but they slow down a lot. Still, some crocodiles are over 4 meters when they are around 8, then they still grow multipe centimeters a year, and 50+ years old, they reach 6 meters and more. Some live up to over 100 years, and there are reports about 7+ meter crocodiles.
There are simular reports about sharks. The biggest white shark reported was around 6 meters in 1987, but some say, there are 7 meter shars out there 🤷♂️
6:55 makes it less scary bro your voice is perfect
Day 304 of asking to bring back the intro.
Day 134 of agreeing
Day 124 of saying hi
BRING IT BACK
Day 1 of "hi mystery recap here"
Day 79 Seriously “recapping the sharks”
6:52 😂 bro got caught up in his words
This is basically maneater where instead of being a suped up radioactive 10m bull shark, your just a new species of shark
The new shark for Maneater: You spawn a neborn shark every few minutes to enlargen chaos
Hello there, mystery reclapped here.
This narrator is just sooo good
He has a very soothing voice and actually has humor
bullsharks can survive in freshwater
Bullsharks are the only ones that can to between pure fresh water and salt water and the most known for attacks, tiger sharks can be found in brackish water, and Greenland sharks have been found in estuaries as well. there is also a genus of river sharks in Asia and Australia.
these arent bullsharks
@@Nicalobocinator great, i was referring to sharks that can live in freshwater..... but thanks tho!
They have been spotted a thousand miles up the Mississippi River to at least St Louis.
But for me they are just the icing on the cake in the Zambezi River. Parasitic worms, Mambas, pythons, hippos, crocodiles and cobras were not enough for the Zambezi, it just needed sharks, too.
Mika got some real Coraline look going on
Even though I have watch the movie yet still I ended up watching the whole recap nd u recap it so well that even the little details I didn’t understand watching the movie it only now I knw after the recap thank u very much tho it really impressive I appreciate that a lot !!🤙🐐❕
Finally we are witnessing some movies that everything doesn't end well. as the life, not everything is going to end well.
6:55 - bruhhhhhh 💀💀💀
That shit was funny, waiting for those sensitive ass people to come and complain about it.
even the script writer is starting to call out the characters lmaooo
These Recaps sure make up for my boredom
mika and the mayor are definitely not the sharpest tools in the shed lmao what the fuck did i just watch 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
That ending was in fact pretty metal
Defo watching this after ur amazing recap!
Look! There's a giant shark in the water. Let's jump in. 😂
Mika: Killing the shark would be inhumane
*other ppl dying*
love how Mikah had blue hair👀
😂😂😂I can’t stop lau 6:53
Is the sequel going to be Paris Underwater? I'd watch that too
Ladybug needs to use her lucky charm
6:55 😂😂😂
River in Paris is more polluted than the ocean. Enjoy your sewerage bath Paris Olympics 😂
This movie is so real
Hang on. How did the water level end up so high?
That's what I'm wondering, it was a bridge not a dam
That ending was metal and I loved it😂😂😂😂
Saw this in my movie app but didn't watch it but it's nice
Waiting for the next part of this movie, hope it comes soon
I saw news today that the river is has dangerous levels of E Coli. Swimming is banned.
How is the triggering of the explosion left during WW2 cause so much water to flood the city??
the giggle caught me off guard
lol like the "Seine" river is cleaner than the ocean...
Athletes gathering around swimming in dangerous Paris river ... Sure we are talking about a movie
Funny how the only threat at the Olympics right now is the E.coli in Seine.
“Left by the world war” bro how did those bombs stay for so long 💀💀
I'm so happy the shark lived lol
I’m glad the shark won. People are too stupid.
Where all the water came from that flooded paris?
As a former Triathlete… this one hits home 😂
How did blowing up the bridges cause the water levels to go up so dramatically?
Marvelously!
Optimistic ending. Never going to Paris now.
There’s a 2nd one right?
Under Paris is such a good movie love it
Every shark movie has that one idiot politician that refuses to cancel the triathalon/ski tournament/waterside picnic. Like the public wouldn't be more enraged to find out the resulting deaths could have been prevented. Oof.
Movie name?
The way this dude says Lilith has me rolling
Thank goodness i saw the hate this movie got and waited patiently for this recap
Ben kept getting pulled under since people were panicking. So she was essentially drowned
I liked the movie. 😊
whats the movie name
Under Paris
6:58 LMAOOOOO
1:46 is that lil tay?
IT IS
The wildest part might be going to Seine because the ocean was too polluted 😂
Nice
The ending was really metal...
M glad it didn't happen for real at the Olympic Games this year! 😥
6:58: 😂
BABY SHARK DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN BABY SHARK DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
These AI generated images are getting wild
This is one of the most accurate films in a while. The actions of the Officials is exactly spot on. 100% the event would have commenced, capitalism requires it... BTW hats of to the writers with such a realistic outcome. (Just a bit shocked that they used the French, when clearly this would happen in any of states in America.)
I saw this movie on tictok am so glad i have found it here
Thank you mystery recap you dont disappoint
Hey guys I have a great idea let's poke the shark. A few dead people later....
Why the hell would she undo her line...God I hate when horror movies dumb down the characters for the sake of tension and horror.
I watched that movie its a real movie
How did the shark manage to eat a car? Where did all the water come from to flood all of Paris?? Why did the shark come all the way to Paris, in the first place? So many questions...
2:14 why is the girls name Ben? Isn’t that a boys name or smth
its a gender neutral name but it is mostly used by men
The ending... Wtffff😮😂😂😂😂
This was a fairly good movie.
2:27 why did he say dirty like hes blaming all of humanity
How can people endanger their life and the lives of their loved ones this much all in the name of "research". I would have said this was purely sci-fi, but sadly, it can and does happen in our world today
The hard R literally kade me stay an watch ghe kovie till di end
6:22 CATACOMBES DE PARIS🗣🗣
I watched this movie is so good
Still no matxh from endless bullying from 🐬 dolphins and killer wales
Bro why did u do that to the shark like he did not do anything he just when near u and was curious like he did not attack u