Jez's 'NEW LOW' Moments | Peep Show | Absolute Jokes
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- Whether he's peeing himself in a church, or eating mummy, Jez has had his fair share of 'NEW LOWS'. Let's see some of the best ones.
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"This is horrible. You two need to take a look at yourselves"
- Super Hans
You know you really need to if someone like that is saying you do lol.
I think he has that reaction twice in the series. I love the way he's kind of tittilated both times 😂
He's right! Offensive behaviour!
@January Boucher tosser
@@rikkiswift4479 It is brilliant when Super Hans becomes the moral compass. It is very infrequent, but it's brilliant. Like the xmas episode, where he's just sat there very innocently, being very calm.
Something about these makes me feel like I’m in an awful, awful dream.
Mark did say something to that effect in the first clip of this video.
Fever dream
Chance would be a fine thing
i feel like someones inflating a balloon full of piss inside me... and NOT in a good way.
"nothing this bad could ever happen in reality!" >:[
I never get tired of Peep Show.
Me neither. You English?
@@TheBlewie I am
@@NikPub Me too. Where you from?
@@TheBlewie born in N.Yorks and spent most of my life in and around the north east. You?
@@NikPub Born and live in Gloucestershire. How old are you?
“You’re over ruling the coin?”
He was genuinely surprised that was an option. 😂😆
Jez eating the dog is the absolute lowest moment for me, fucking hilarious and sickening at the same time
Nah him joining a cult after having sex with Sophie is!
a low point for Jez, but the high point of PS
It's just a hairy turkey!
Did you have to eat it?
@@Biggazzygaz i really feel since im eating turkey, you should eat some turkey, it was your idea to barbecue it
Sometimes I lay awake at night haunted by the memory of Mark and Jez hiding at the wedding.
That was one of the best scenes in Peep show
Possibly the most cringe inducing scene in the whole show.... definitely top 3.
Only beaten by mark’s ‘I’m not on the child protection register… yet’ speech 😭💀
The delivery on the "I'm kind of excited, too" bit is just absolutely brilliant.
I love how even though Jez lives in a bathroom he lifts up the sleeping bag and pisses down the plug hole
He has his own bathroom, in a bathroom
It's a good system.
don't piss where you eat
It's wheels within wheels
A real aristocrat.
Mark “Did you actually have to eat it?”
Jeremy “I don’t know, I keep wondering that, but you know in the moment it really did feel like I needed to eat it.”
it's true, go big or go home, or in their case both.
Thanks very much, we also watched the video
'Peep Show' is a perculiar anomaly, whereby, although I've binge watched the show dozens of times and know it back to front, I still watch every UA-cam clip that is recommended to me...and I STILL find it hilarious!
I'm exactly the same I even sleep to it at night 😝 x
@@starsigngirl9789 Committed to the cause. I respect that! x
@@starsigngirl9789 I'm the same, I also get offended when I ask people about peep show and they say that they don't like it. It has made me change my opinion on a few friends.
i love just flipping to some random episode when im eating lunch or cooking dinner. it's timeless.
Genius
The scene in the church where Mark orders Jez to piss himself is the first scene I saw from Peep show and what got me into the show, it will always hold a special place in my heart
Yeah brilliant writing you just don't see any more!!
The first scene I saw of Peep show was when Mark told Jez that he was a pedophobe
It was mine too. I thought it was a bit weird, but the prayer bucket line absolutely killed me for some reason, so I decided to carry on watching
Same here! I saw it in a video about American comedy vs British comedy a few years ago, been hooked since!
genius
I’m sorry but “do not waterboard me” , “I’m contacting the citizen’s advice bureau” and “this is against the Geneva convention” are the most underrated lines in peep show history
disagree. I actually felt like his acting almost fucked up that scene
@IntrepidTit true. he didn't seem to be acting how a real person would in that situation
@@imamoronand9199 Ah yes. Peep Show. In which everyone acts like a totally normal real person.
@@heroinboblivesagain5478 for a show to be funny there has to be real to contrast against the surreal. if it’s all surreal it loses the element of surprise
there are much better lines lol
"he greedily gulped from a bedside bottle which HAPPENED to be from the golden source" XD
"Drink it nicely this time...not gulpy.."
"Mummy is probably the turkey's nickname.. It could easily be!"
'Tell them I'm doing a Steven fry'.
Yeah. Tell them... tell them I'm doing a Stephen Fry, we're in Brussels, I'm eating chips and mayonnaise, I'm on the edge. You found a blanket under the garage door and I'm wearing an overcoat and that no one should approach me, and I'll be back in a couple of weeks and everything's fine, maybe we'll have a wedding in a couple of weeks but I'm on the edge, stress that, everyone needs to be kind to me. Text that.
“I’ll cover the cost...” back when you had to top your credit for your pay as you go phone for texts...10p each for a text.
I'm 23 and still on pay as you go, it's 20p a text now though.
Some people still do that. I did that up until 2017.
@@k-leb4671 same lol
'Oi oi, how's the ethnic cleansing going?' Hans sure knows how to make an entrance.
My fav line
Jez: "this is my new low :("
The next episode of peep show: "hold my beer"
No.
No.
No.
Yeah. Tell them... tell them I'm doing a Stephen Fry, we're in Brussels, I'm eating chips and mayonnaise, I'm on the edge. You found a blanket under the garage door and I'm wearing an overcoat and that no one should approach me, and I'll be back in a couple of weeks and everything's fine, maybe we'll have a wedding in a couple of weeks but I'm on the edge, stress that, everyone needs to be kind to me. Text that.
The wedding episode basically gives me anxiety, its so stressful. I love it
“Yes, I’m doing it already! I’m so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure” lmao
The wank-bullet-foghorn is surely the greatest mime in comedy
He just "jezzed it"
A total balls-up, a real jezzing!
He “jezzed” in marks flannel
8:38, Jez knows Mark so well, he knew he was going to say yes even when he denied the idea
"scoop him up like a sick whippet" is such a hilarious line 😂
I use the line 'You are surplus to requirements' all the time, love it.
He’s bagged
The 4th Series is some of the funniest episodes of this whole show, which was great anyway. I just rewatched the whole 9 series recently and still hilarious. The wedding episode with Mark's wedding is brilliant from start to finish.
What makes you do these things Mark?
I'm not the one he sucked off!
Scott that and mark told him he didn’t love Sophie
🤣🤣🤣
that first scene in the church is absolute gold
liquid gold
chips literally
Oh piss yourself, stop pissing yourself, it’s not that simple.🤣
@@nuttygeezer830 Yeah that was their joke
The way David delivers the line 'yes exactly best of three' floored me.
“elaina this elaina that. elaina, elaina, elaina. and that’s wrong. anyways, elaina said i should come and make it up with him.” 😂
4:58 "and that sweet old lady went on to become the UK's second female prime minister"...
"I've definitely reached a new low" could be Jez's catchphrase
I love how Jez eats the dog ... and proceeds to LICK HIS FINGERS AFTERWARDS
I love that jez licks his fingers after eating the dog leg.
10:15 when a crack addict tells you to sort yourself out 😆
"sorry mate you are surplus to requirements" - Hans 😂
“Let me piss in that prayer bucket.”
*”prayer bucket? Prayer? There’s no such thing as a.. that’s just a bucket”*
13:27-14:44 has to be one of the most single hilarious clip from this show in my opinion. Has me rolling every time I see it :) "Did I do it right, Super Hans?" "Yep, you did it fine" The reaction from the father is priceless, "What did you do to him?" Jez chimes in "Why couldn't you have got him to suck you off after the gig?" Father says: "He did what??" Then immediately blames Mark, "What makes you do these things, Mark?" hahaha
The father doesn't even seem to consider calling the authorities on Superhans. It could've happened off-screen but it still stands that Ian didn't make any reaction that would imply that, and such a relatively lax reaction I think makes it even funnier.
It's Jez saying "you've ruined this" to Super Hans for me 😂
You can tell Mark's mum and dad are completely different actors to what they are in the Christmas episode.
All that Mark had to say was "no, Jez it was my job application"
"not full Litvenenko" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the fact that the camera angles are in the characters POV makes it 1000x funnier
Only super Hans would be drinking a can of beer whilst another unopened can dangles from the plastic.
Something tells me you're not British
@@stuffandthat157 something tells me youre a heroin addict XD
Tom Kearsley something tells me you’re a crack addict
"What is this? Farty Guantanamo?!"
"Go home, and roast the shit out of some meat" - cuts to *that* scene
'...and not in a good way' - I don't know how many times I've thought that over the years, without realising I was quoting Jez.
10:15 lmao the earnestness with which he delivers this
The dog eating incident is genuinely one of the most awful things I’ve ever seen in a sitcom and I still haven’t stopped laughing 😂😂😂😂
“It’s undercooked, disgusting turkey!”
That is low. That is really low.
The bit in the first episode of series 9 where mark reluctantly agrees to throw Jerry out even though he knows it's almost certainly going to backfire is a brilliant piece of foreshadowing for the series finale
The sound super hans makes then says 'it's going to be a longy' is absolutely amazing
Slinging Jerry out was such a funny scene. So many good lines.
None of this is normal!
I always announce "waterboard" in a jaunty voice when I waterboard someone, to set the mood
"He is sort of, bagged for our convenience..."
-"What."
'sucky fucky is not a long term plan'........fair point Mark, but what a solid gold gesture of friendship from Jez. It made me me wish I had friends like that, ;-)
Mark and Jez talking about poisoning the guy is brilliant acting on both their parts.
> 14:43 "Go home and roast the shit out of some meat"
> Cuts to the scene where they roast a literal pet dog
This show is brilliant. Over and over again.
8:07 hans loves the hot air balloon idea
How has Jez not gone to jail yet.
The toilet bedroom scene made me die of laughter 😂😂😂😂
Prayer Bucket lmfao
"Piss urself don't piss urself " " the flood gates are open " 🤣🤣
jeremy and mark could be a character on anything. From a zombie movie to psicodelic film or even a documentary
Shawn of the dead comes to mind
"Best of three?"... Great support by a good friend.
i LOVE THIS SHOW LMAO i never laugh out loud to anything.. but THIS. THIS IS GENIUS
"ITS NOT A PRANK" " *shush Jerry* "
The coin has spoken
"Sucky fucky is not a long term plan. lol."
I beg to differ Mark
Rule #1
Discharge your pipe
Then have a wipe
“You haven’t even seen the kitchen”
Still managed to fit a kettle in that non-kitchen. So English.
HE’S BAGGED!
They burned mummy and killed her and ate her! Is THE MOST annoying sound I ever heard from a mouth
Especially as logically they must have killed her, then burned her, then ate her.
Mummy is probably the turkeys nickname, it could easily be.
Yeah thanks for that, its gonna piss me off loads now
THEY BURNED MUMMY AND KILLED HER AND ATE HEeEeEeeER
Tbf she just found out her dog died and her boyfriend was eating it in front of her...
"I'm so pathetic, that as soon as you order me to piss myself, I start the procedure."
6:16 - 6:36: The fact that Jeremy isn’t the least bit embarrassed when he’s saying all of this just makes it so much funnier.
We watch mark and Jeremy in peep show, laugh at them, sympathise with them, relate with them… but if you really think about these guys have done some really fucked up things 🤣🤣🤣
Hans and Jezz bagging Gerard and Hans being scandalised by the waterboarding never stops being hilarious 🤣
they bag jerry, Gerard is dead at that point
"Grind him down... Attack his beliefs."
"you're telling me to piss myself"
Ah yes..... The Great British " Piss Off "....
"Sorry my friend, but you are surplus to requirement." 😂😂
7:21 HAL-9000 vibes
One of my all time favourite TV shows
*SHUSH JERRY*
This is against the Geneva Convention! I'm contacting the Citizen's Advice Bureau!
I’m American and I try to explain this great British dark humor comedy and they just don’t get it….they are missing out big time!! I love this show. Makes me wonder what other British comedy I’m missing 🤩
Try The IT Crowd, Alan Partridge and Inbetweeners!
Nighty night is dark and funny. Spaced is good too.
Phone shop
Friday Night Dinner is amazing
@@cocis911 I love the air cored. Have you try turning it off and on again 🤣🤣
9:09 Jez having a giggle
How on earth did mark think by dabbing the floor with a couple of ply worth of tissue paper was somehow going to make it any better than the situation was lol?
The dog eating scene is so hard to watch yet I've seen it countless times...
I've binged my way through the entirety of Peep Show at least 3 time but i don't remember some of these scenes. That's what binge watching does.
''pee yourself don't pee yourself..'' ha ha ha lmao 🤣🤣🤣
if you put yourself in their shoes the wedding clip is almost scary
6:11 is somewhere i always pause to brace myself because what follows physically hurts me
“No… the coin has spoken” lmao
You're over riding the coin??
'I done the downloading then I done a wank' Ha ha ha!! Love it!!
Captain Cockring 😂😂😂
Honestly Jez's lowest moments are the show's most funny and iconic 🤣
9:10 "he's bagged!"
...for our convenience!
The stress Mark is under here is almost unbearable
That's bullshit I have 73 missed calls!!! So funny
I feel like someone's inflating a baloon full of urine inside of me...and not in a good way