Come On Bladder, Please Let Me P*ss In The Sauce | Peep Show
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- If it's not Snow Patrol or the Beatles, I am so f***d."
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when Mark says "I've bought you a lovely curry, what's wrong with that?", the corners of his mouth twitch upwards into a slight, near imperceptible smile, and you can see the look of pure sadistic glee in his eyes. One of my favourite parts of the whole show.
"You invited Gerard?" "I thought it would look petty and vindictive not to. And as a petty and vindictive individual, I have to try to appear not to be." Mark on one sentence.
@Scott was it that evil? Jez was the real scumbag there, for taking his friend's money for therapy then not going
@Scott lol wut no he's not. He denies it for as long as he can.
Stonem001 and then he acts indignant
@@stonem0013 one person's bullshit does not cancel out another person's fam. Mark could have just been a man and straight up asked Jeremy, or hell even confronted him at the restaraunt. Its not like he isnt sure if Jeremy lied or not. But instead he took vindictive pleasure is forcing Jeremy to either suffer through eating more then he could handle or break down and admit he lied.
You’d rather die than ask for a little bit of help’ perfectly sums up Mark
I never empathized more with him.
He got married to someone he didn't love out of embarrassment, so dying to save face seems like the logical conclusion.
I would totally die up a mountain rather than phoning mountain rescue.
"You're a posh spaz" sums him up better to be fair.
Mark: 'It's a burglar'
Suze: 'eurghhhhhhh'
was watching this the other day and my wife laughed so hard at that.
She found out he stole the big scissors
@Mike Mundt she's so posh that i, mark corrigan, who was privately educated until dad's british airspace shares went kaput, could be HER bit of rough
@@swophie5144 big suze is wonderful
@Scott So...that's a great piece of real estate you got there. A mighty fine, piece of ass.
This show absolutely floors me with it's hilarious history references. The bit about Napoleon's domestic reforms at the end is pure gold.
hahaha yesssssssss
Stop talking about it, leave it in the past, that's all ancient history.
@@samuelwoods164probably shouldn’t say that 😂 think he might get mad
"A naan and a half each" 3 naan? That's insane
Nae way your a fan of peeps show toycat?
Nah way toycat
ibxtoycat my mans toycat
my fav tuberrr 💙
Ywssss
Nobody dies in Southern England.
@Max Lee what? Is that a joke?
@Max Lee it's an infamous quote from peep show :-)
Max Lee yeah everything from the show makes you laugh, then when somebody does a quote your response is what do you mean? Instead of 😆, nice one buddy !!!!
Max Lee I like being a UA-cam troll without actually being nasty, it must be the el dude brother within me 😆.
apart from Gerard
the way mark says "i bet im sacked" always cracks me up haha
“It’s a burglar.”
“Ew”
I love big Suze, of course platonically
you must be a eunuch
She is kind of horsey...
The same kind of love you might have for a sandwich
@@ReddXYZ I am just 1.70 meters and I love horsey women. They are my fetish I guess.
@@thebaconator.3867 One of the modern day variety, or of the old school sort?
The way Marks raises his eyebrows when saying "Tuck in!" is hilarious
8:25 I love Jez's smirking face while Mark is doing the Good Will Hunting bit
Mark had been waiting years, for a moment like that, lol
Forgot that 1/2 the cast of horrible histories was in this 😂😂
or ate some, and said "Yum, I'm full. I'll save the rest for lunch tomorrow."
@@BozzLightyr think you replied to the wrong comment mate
Yup my GF points that out every time one of the fuckers come on screen
Yeah haha it’s crazy
@@Cowmilker98 Either way, I think their comment makes as much sense here in
"Vanity. All is vanity. Like Pharoah Khufu, I have built a great tomb! But... tonight I'm not gonna bury you all in it with me."
God I love Mark so much
5:06 I've always thought it was funny how Mark chooses the most conspicuous way to piss in the sauce. He easily could have found a more stealthy way to get the piss in, but no, apparently he didn't see any better way than standing on a step and pissing at the stove.
And on the ENTIRE sauce. Not just the one dish for that one guy. XD
@@korosuke1788 that was what disturbed me most. I mean... what did the other customers do to deserve the special ingredient?
Piss in a cup or a bottle that looks like ingredients
Pour at your leisure
"Should I go? Am I sacked? _I bet I'm sacked."_ What's funny about Mark is that he's such a coward until the climax of the conflict. Then he just doesn't care.
The wit in this show is unparalleled. The writing is just superb.
Seinfeld is on the same level.
It's sad that David Mitchell may erroneously believe that his appearances on WILTY come anywhere close to PS.
"yes, I am happy now" is one of my favorite line deliveries
Ooooh naughty, you've mixed metric and imperial
This comment really works
Flirting after lockdown
@@ep8806 werer we tree wrewter rttettrrrwwret tree twe we we erretwerwr we weew we wrr we eee we rrretwt WWE
"I'm wrestling with the white working class, Morse never did this!"
Mark sure loves Morse...
If Mark's even 15% gay then surely that burglar would qualify, pretty cute tbh
Mark would know the burglar is underclass.
@@MostlyLoveOfMusic yeah he's hot
"I'M BETTER THAN MORSE"
7:47 the first time I saw this I actually fell off the couch laughing
“It’s good to know where I stand now. Precisely where I was a second ago, but quite a bit more upset.” This is pretty much every working man’s motto.
Just noticed that Jeremy is worried about being eaten by Badgers and having to drink his own piss when he and Mark are lost in the Quantocks, yet a few seasons later, he's drinking from the Golden Source to keep up with his boyfriend. That Jez, always changing his mind with the wind.
Well he turned gay so that was a bit of shock
@@zapkvr I don't know. If you watch carefully and listen to what Jez is always saying, he always had Gay tendencies, even from S1. It didn't surprise me much.
@John Saunders Ha, ha. Oh man, the whole Barney episode was so uncomfortable.
Yeah he was always bi, didn’t he say quite early on that he’d slept with more men than Sophie?
Remember Hans to Angus "don't be so gulpy this time yeah"
"Just keep walking Mark"
"Oi!"
"Now walk back Mark"
This is why you dont insult someone before they bring your food out
chas farthing I almost licked someone’s bread once but the chef was in the kitchen and they would have seen me
@@schws001 should have dropped your pants and pissed on it.
@@Nickelodeon81 I would have gone to the bathroom, pissed in some kind of cup, came back in, then poured piss into their sauce and whatnot.
When I worked as a waiter I would put my finger up my bottom and then touch peoples food if they annoyed me.
@@Sarah-no7lv I hope you licked your finger clean after that.
02:31 That was good leg acting.
I always wondered about the curry scene, and what if he just sat there and ate all of it. It keeps me up at night.
he just couldnt. He knew he knew he knew.
I imagine it going something like. "Revenge curry, nothing tastes better then sweet revenge curry. Although I must say this is quite a big revenge, I know they say it's a dish best served cold but can't it be served still ok out of the microwave? Ugh god this is too much curry. I'm so full, but I can't just waste good food. Can I? Maybe I could, just stretch it out over a few days. Curry for the next week, bit over the top. Maybe just put it in the freezer and let it stay there, yeah that's better; save my revenge for a rainy day."
shout out to jez trying to help mark with the game at 13:16. It's one of the nicer moments between them but mark is unable to make the layup
The way that mark just hangs up on the police like that is so badass
When he asks for holiday in the restaurant I’ve never seen anything more accurate.
I like the implication that one of the other staff was willing to chop off part of their finger during their shift (it could have been that they just lied about doing this at home but seems unlikely) to attend a wedding. Disturbing but accurate
@@cgg2621 on a night out once I got really drunk and got hit by a car going around 40mph. Spent the night/morning in A&E but still made it in for my shift at 12:00 that day. Was far too scared to phone in sick for risk of losing my job 😂
@@him050 bruh it's not worth it
This show is shot like a damn horror film swear to god
I like how Jeremy and superhans did the best.
Mark spent like 40 quid on curry just to make a point to Jeremy, Damn.
10:06 at least Pam’s enjoying herself, I can live with that
I liked the bit where the guy with leukemia got intellectually fisted by Mark
chips Your turn of phrase is a thing of wonder. Bravo.
He good will huntinged him
9:25 what does it say about me that I thought it was going to read "David Mitchell" and got confused for a second?
"Oh the plot thickens"
"Hot chips!" Hahaha
The immortal words "....please let me piss in the sauce"
Big Suze’s absolute disgust at the burglar kills me every time
“Please let me piss in the sauce!”
Am I sacked ?
Shall I go ?
Bet I'm sacked ?
Hahahahhhahahahahah classic
The sad thing is, that when Mark sticks up for Jeremy in the book club debate, it is the only time anyone close to him appreciates his depth of knowledge. Usually they use his passion for factual accuracy against him, to the point of making him feel weird for simply being well educated. For a moment in that scene, Mark looks like a cool cowboy who just won a standoff, then rides into the sunset with his woman by his side.
Am I sacked ? I bet I'm sacked.
One of my favourite lines 😁
"I bet I'm sacked."
Come on bladder please let me piss in the sauce
Intelligence actually works against you when you're incredibly neurotic
*There's a naan and a half each*
3 naan, Mark? 3??? Thats Insane!!!
One day they will conquer the legendary albeit insane four naan
Have some of the Lamb Passanda!
@@johnkad1128 it's incredibly rich, and creamy.
Your such a bastard!!
Love how he shuts that guy down about Wuthering Heights
Mark Crorigan is my spirit animal
6:38 Mark's expressions here are golden, he knows Jeremy knows he knows.
Jezz: Are we going the right way?
Mark: We're going down, that must be right
:/
Class geezer Mark is
1:30 these scalpers will do anything to get their hands on a ps5 lol
I want to learn more about the Nile irrigation viral marketing theory
0:48 I think they do need to be rescued, those shadows behind them are moving!
trees
What's in those trees though? 4 Naan?
"If she spanner’s me I’ll kick off"
"Business Secrets of the Pharaoh's." Author- Mark Crorigran.
"am I sacked, I bet I'm sacked". LMAO
that food got sacked
9:25 Never seen Mark look so dejected. :'(
This program is the funniest only watched it for the first time this year thinking it was shit.if only I could go back in time 🤔chance will be a fine thing.
A fine thing indeed.
So glad i’ve started watching this show, there’s no other shows like this anymore
@@akjhwhj33 shows these days have some interesting themes, but also quite a lot of not-so-interesting themes
Mate I'm the same I binge watched it all in lockdown. brilliantly done.
sounds like a thing people say
My situation is more like having a distinct lack of pension provision going up my arse.
I think the best thing about peep show is that it's the only program I know of where literally not one of the characters is likeable
I like loads of them a lot but I see where you're coming from
Some of them have likeable aspects to them. For example, Mark is hardworking, Jez is fun, Nancy is lighthearted & lively, April is nice. Compare that to Seinfeld, where there's nothing likeable about any of them.
@@stevechristie2569 yeah why
@@stevechristie2569 im barely legal so sorry mate
@John Saunders the racist was a particularly clever moment because he seemed like he could be Mark's proper mate but then it all fell apart
"Mark: The Intellegent One?"
No.
Kasabian Kasabian Kasabian
there is no intelligent one. They are just two broken parts of the same puzzle
Unfilled
- Unfulfilled Mark
the secret Twix
The music quiz makes me cringe so hard that it's almost too difficult to watch 😂
I've got pension provision coming out of my arse!
J H there’s wine in the fridge
does anyone remember the episode where jeremy summarized the crux of the show and goes ‘i’m his ‘the one’’ in reference to mark?
It's from season 5 episode 1.
my boy's wicket smart
The answer to your title question is yes.
It’s a low bar.
I've bought you a lovely curry, what's wrong with that?
Lol Jez should've said "How do you like dem apples?" after Mark schooled that bald dude
Why does Mark always resort to piss?
WHO TF ARE THE POOR MAN'S TALKING HEADS?
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah?
I would say LCD Soundsystem but they were in Jez and Superhans round.
I love big Suze
Mental posho
*”I’m sitting on him - is that legal?”*
GOOD WILL HUNTING!!! GENIUS
Brilliant comedy
love you Tim Johnson
Oh they clipped Big Suze wanting to burn him with cigarettes.
I cringe so hard whenever Mark says "the one"
idk y but youtube autoplays this video for me at a random point every time i use this site, no matter how tenuous the link to what i was watching before.
Bc u didn't finish watching it last time it plays from where it thinks you left off
@@tuscanyiscol Yeah I thought the same, but I've let it run through to the end a few times now. I checked my watch later and queued videos list and their empty, I know it sounds stupid, but my youtube is obsessed with this one video.
4:50 so if you blame a man it's fine XD
It's incredibly rich and creamy :3
45 min, thats an impressive response time
'There's a naan and a half each'!
I don't know why I'm quoting from the video, I'm just following suit, maybe it's to help deaf people.
David James There’s a naan and a half each!
there's a naan and a half each!
Hot Potato
Jeremy detector van 😂 I’m done
Yes. I am happy now
Make UK company law your omnibus
If it isn’t snow patrol or the Beatles I’m so fucked.
13:14 i thought Jez said Led Zeppelin.
Simon is the worst and Dobby hanging out with him is fucking inappropriate and gross. She's a nice person but that's really fucked.
@@cynicaltheastrocreep4504 Damn. I know a few people exactly like Simon, they are all very much into quiz-evenings, never directly confront anyone, make sure to always get close to women by being especially non-threatening all while always have that air of smug superiority.
Oh and hats.
".....and so, the descent into hell begins....."
*the plot thickens*
The jalapeno sauce thins.
''I bet I'm sacked...''
0:55 but hes @dandanthegeologyman
"It's not piss"
Hot Chips is a much better name.
That is a raw, shop bought naan bread I fear
'Snow Patrol'?