Can't speak for the Instagram crowd, but when I was modeling many many years ago, the events were always really chill. It was a little like this, but more hipster, less valley girl, and yes, there was always plenty of posing and pictures. Def an "art opening" vibe for most of them. One had a "the club isn't open yet but everyone's here already" vibe.
Shit. That whole “energy is currency; invest it well” quote is identical to a thought I had a few months back. I thought it was super profound back then. Now I realize I’m just a basic bitch.
I don't think that thought makes you basic, it's the way you use it... The influencers use quotes and profound thoughts/ideas to try and make their vapid 'contributions' to society seem like valid points rather than attention seeking actions. Your thought is good and useful and true! It's just basic if you decide to post it to social media and then never think about it again. 🙃
I hear you Adam! I kinda have it as a line in a silly song I wrote a couple years back and I'm like ok maybe it's not so profound after all juggernuts! lol avivaandtheflyingpenguins.bandcamp.com/track/denial-2
A year and a half ago I started going to the gym and got a trainer. His idea of motivation was "you have to put in the work if you want to look like the girls you follow on instagram". I laughed in his face. I follow meme accounts and exactly 0 instagram models. I was there to get healthy and fit, not to make my ass bigger, crazy. Needless to say, we weren't a good match.
Plot twist: he follows those girls on instagram and wished he looked the same and wanted to be an IG model but failed and his plan B is teaching U did well to change coach don't want a guy just there for the looks😂. Good luck in everything u do. Get fit I know u can💪
same here. it was my first time in the gym back then, and the "coach" there asked if i'm targeting to get slimmer and she was pretty lost when i said i want to get stronger because i'm an athlete.
Watching that was a bit horrifying, knowing that there are actually people like this. Couldn't look away either. Like a train approaching a car full of squishy, innocent things.
Seriously! Impressive considering the similarity of the characters. She really is quite a talented woman. The editing with the sometimes almost overlapping lines give it a great energy. Definitely a fan.
Mirror Julie: Can I *hic* can I just- sayyyy one lil thin- think- thing? Both influencers: NO! Mirror Julie: But- But- *hic* But- Influencers: NO! Mirror Julie: You'll be back - *hic* ! You'll come back lookin for advice and I'll *hic* tell you to *cusses a bit but this is censored* and ask your *hic* followers
I have to agree, it is genius sometimes, hell, most of the time, nay, all the time. You should look into writing for a TV show or something, good comedy with an actual uplifting message, I would watch the hell out of it.
The scarily accurate part is that they ALL think they're doing the world a favor and being an amazing ground-breaking inspiration for young girls. Like, I have no doubt that _some_ Instagram influencers are doing important work breaking stereotypes of who can be considered beautiful and stuff like that, but many others are just perpetuating harmful ideas about body image and creating unrealistic aspirations.
Eh. I don’t think they are that delusional. If you’re a pretty girl you can put on a bikini and play video games. With consistency and a little marketing they can make more than many jobs. I’ve seen some of these models put themselves through school and buy houses.
@@sleepinggorilla I see a lot of similarities with a drug dealer who is in denial of being the key master of destroyed lives. Either deep denial or a sociopathic mind would be necessary In order to keep cashing in on that life without feeling the guilt that an honest self reflection would bring.
“All think they are doing the world a favor”? More like “ALL think the world owes them a favor” when they post those pictures with suggestive poses & dumb captions it’s all a ruse to flaunt at how pretty they are...or think they are. I know girls who post every day some pictures recycled & should they get less a certain number of likes they get depressed
@@Inertia888 I see Dealers as more of a symptom than the cause. Addicts demand the drug that the dealers supply them. If you treat the Addict, the dealer is made obsolete. These "influencers" only exist because people give them money to look at their bodies. Don't get me wrong though. @Julie Nolke provides actual content. She's a filmmaker, writer, and actress.
@@sleepinggorilla Supply & demand. Yep. We could go deeper into why do people do what they do and are the laws the way they should be but... eh this is a fun channel. Maybe I'll just keep it at that. Yes, Julie is a fun entertainer. She is good.
"They not gonna be watching this part" I did tho.. also agree with the Instagram "culture" it is toxic. My female colleagues always check insta in the breaks and talk about how "naturally perfect" those women are. Makes my eyes roll so hard they make a sound. When I say it is photoshopped they get mad at me lol
but why... they MUST know it's photoshopped to hell and back and this "natural perfection" is a result of fifteen hundred different things all at once! I don't have insta and honestly... feels weird to feel so relieved?
I've genuinely overheard conversations from influencers before that went EXACTLY like this. The accuracy jumped out of the screen and strangled me and I enjoyed it. Also those poses were très bien.
Since we are doling on the compliments here, can I also add Julie is an ORIGINAL in a time when there are knock offs of everything. Her skits are always relevant timely, and so freaking original.
But it is exhausting tho. Imagine the paranoia and anxiety of having a fake life and Jeep pretending being someone you're not obsessed with social.media likes loool those people hate themselves sooo baaaad. They should just get a therapist
I agree, IG is so toxic with these "influencers" showing budding women how they "should" be...it's so unrealistic it's sickening! Thank you for your humour tho Julie!
Not to mention that one girl who Doesn't Have the Camera On and now she wants you to "replay" things for her page . . . . Ugh, get it the first time or . . . .
Cam girls on twitch, and other streaming platforms. Also many "influencer" youtube channels. There are also the make up / fashion equivalent to gamers, D&D, and comics. They jump on a hobby to tell you what you should think about it.
Or, something I saw during the beginning of the pandemic, when there was someone with basically no clothes on saying how to spend time indoors was also a valuable thing to do in these times, and asked what other people did in their newly gained free time. Someone actually responded with "So, are you actually interested in my answer or should I be distracted by your almost fully naked boobs? It's like, I'm sort of feeling mixed up what the actual meaning of this picture should be." I thought that was a pretty good answer for something so remotely stupid.
@Dabria Tulac: So true!!!!! And its really breaking my heart to see all these young girls „brainwashed“ by IG. Not to mention my brother‘s gf. God bless her and heal her from this toxic way of life. In fact she is a really pretty girl. But she only feels worthy to be loved when she wears her fake eyelashes and a wig with long hair. Recently she had her lips done. She looks so artificial now. When I see her I feel Im facing someone who put on a costume getting ready for the next show. And she is unable to interact with people and run a normal conversation. Because she is too busy with posing for pics and checking her IG-account. What a sick world. I just wanna hug her and all the other girls out there and tell them: You are perfect the way you are. ❤️
@@henriettelegde8518 aww, that's so sad about your bro's gf 😟 So many girls need to recognize their beauty without all the extras, even though the world now tells us that we should/need to have these things in order to live up to the "standard"...but who's standard? We are all unique and beautiful in our own ways! 💕
Julie's sketch is exactly on point instagram "influencers" are completely living in their own world and in a different plane of reality than the rest of the world
I've been watching Julie since the first pandemic time jump video, and I still can't get over how good she is at making it seem like she is having a conversation with another person who happens to have her face.
This was super funny and spot on. I'd never felt bad about my body/life before until all this recent influencer shit came to be so common. Now I'm actively working against that. Thank you for calling it out!
So real , I'm nauseous . Good thing the cure was how cute Julie was at the end, I could feel her pride of how she played what she has learned so far. 💛 I am proud of/for you.
Isn’t that weird!? Every time she doubles herself I have my annoying Left-Brain voice in my head saying “hey they’re both Julie Nolke” and then, of course my Right-Brain half can’t just let it go and responds “Yes it is, you jackass, know-it-all! Just enjoy the video as the artist intended!” Then I have to rewind (man I’m old) because the two of them talked over the video and I missed part of it. Oh, my. I just realized how meta that is. Makes me want to watch Inception again. Love the videos! Thanks for bringing such happiness and joy to the world!
I heard an actual conversation similar to this without the poses in starbucks between 4 teenage influencers. I couldn't help eavesdropping. They were so supportive yet so petty at the same time 😆
“My morning routine. I wake two hours before bed where I drink warm gooseberry water (it has zinc and helps awaken my metabolism)” -- please do a vid ripping these people!
she was so stunning in that moment, right?:) It hurts me only this - that this awesome woman has to be so gorgeous she doesn't need any work to pretend a real good IG girl...
You can't deny if you get a boyfriend who is talented in taking photos? 😊 Them thinking they won double lottery or something (just be careful is all i'm saying) ✌️
You look like Tony Stark's cuter tanner cousin- Julie's shallow characters would probably jump to have you as arm candy... Photography skills or no. But my dear boy, the girls portrayed here are on the "shallow" end of the pool. I suggest you dive deeper into the pool and ignore the flashy fish that are only interested in surface reflections... Even if yours is a very nice one, lol!
The thought of these conversations happening in real life makes me want to put my hands in my mouth, each on one side of my lip and simply tearing my mouth open.
Is it just me, or does the "influencer" in white seem like Alexis Rose from Schitt's Creek s1? And did Julie (actual Julie at the end of the video) seem like Twyla?😂
@@notgoodtom bruh u don't get the meaning of indirect replying (bet u don't know what that means ) ,genius Oh yeah for real no hate at all just trying to figure who is rgt here u or me ?? Just the fact that he is not replying back ,genius (edit :forgot the genius at the end 😅)
Instagram 'influencers' are SO toxic, and Julie captured my thoughts perfectly. Promoting "body positivity" while getting plastic surgery done, using multiple filters and photoshop techniques, and posing in ways that purposely hide / distort human proportions sends a terrible message to our youth, not to mention all of the (unhealthy and dishonest) diet / skincare brands they promote. (Did you know the US had 4 million plastic surgery procedures in 2018 alone? And an increasing amount of high schoolers are getting breast augmentations and butt lifts every year with parental approval? Why do you think young girls feel the need to meet these ludicrous expectations? -- it's social media!!) I admire content creators, but I despise the way "influencer" has become a job category now. Like no, showing off your boob job and your carbon footprint isn't impressing me in the slightest. Go start a nonprofit or something. Then we can talk.
I dont want my boyfriend to necessarily be my photographer bc I'm already a photographer & I dont want to limit my dating options to photographers only lmao but sometimes I wish my boyfriend was better at photography bc now he has to carry my tripod if I cant do it myself and if I dont have it with me, he has to play the tripod for me and I instruct him how to hold/ angle the camera haha. I love taking portraits of others & selfportraits but if my family takes pics of me they end up very... weird. I now have many super weird pictures from family gatherings while they enjoy the quality photos I took of their friends, kids and pets...
@@anna8328 Let's say it was complicated. I did not mind taking pictures of her - on the contrary. There were other characteristics that eventually did not work out in the long run. Anyway. No hard feelings of course. There is good and bad in any relationship.
@@CedricHaindl It's true - but I also think there are two kinds of good and bad in any relationship - you know, the crossing over rules. When someone does something really shitty it can't be excused with "there's good and bad in any relationship" because that bad isn't that bad. But I am glad you weren't used by a girl and that you wanted to take the photos. I am madly curious if the characteristics that didn't work out in the long run were connected to her IG - basically, I want to know if she was a spoiled instagirl. There absolutely are normal instagirls who develop fame but not in a toxic way, but I just am so aware of the toxic ones and that women use men under guise of needing help and "you're my boyfriend you should" that I am just vigilant. No, don't explain if she was this or that, I just wanted to explain myself. Kudos:)
mostly they’re literally just biotin but in a pretty bottle. biotin does actually do a lot for your hair and nails but these people sell it like it’s a miracle cure in these cutesy little packages shaped like gummy bears or w/e for $50 when actually you could go to the store and buy the exact same thing but for like $9
“Yeah, I’m just gonna post a little Bali pic.” “Whoa, I didn’t know you went to Bali?” “No, my uncle manages a Rainforest Cafe and he let me do a photoshoot.” Dead 🤣
Spot on per usual - you rock! Its so sad that so many people think that their empty life gets better when they try to make it at least look nicer by taking low resolution images of it. There is a lot ridiculous stuff going on in this digital media universe, but Instagram sure is one of its most shallow platforms. I love your mix of plain out silly, super ironical, dark humor, socially critical ones ... that all have in common to be totally cracking me up. Greetings from Munich, Germany
@@GR46404 I was hoping it was a gothy clever way of saying, "working on my mental health". I think I may be wrong. reading it again there is no R in "belfies". My mind filled it in. oh well.
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Can you do a sketch on those annoying af influencers? That'd be gold.
is that an honest ed's price tag in the background?
Okay but you nailed every one of those “poses”! 😂
100%
I just love how she committed to them in the chair 😂
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I bet she did in one cut
it's taken years of hard work and dedication
They somehow became more supportive of each other and more toxic at the same time.
They sort the toxic lifestyle, makes sense
Now that’s a skill!
Exactly like guitar players!! 🤣
She played those villains so well I wanted to punch them.
Thank you for posting this documentary. I'm inspired.
lol I'm basically Michael Moore
@@julienolke Basically the TRUTH.
@@julienolke shadow Michael Moore. Darkness masquerading as light...Toxic as the day is night. Brilliant once Moore 😉
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lol I didn’t realise you watch Julie Nolke
_"We're like, essential workers!"_
-Isntagram Models probably-
I'm not sure if "Isntagram" was a typo or not, but I'm stealing it. "Isn't-a-gram". The last old thing.
@@Intermernet I need it on a shirt
@@kaylasheppard7746 I'll take 2 pls...
I read it in a accent!!!🤣🤣
"Isntagram" is a fucking great typo. Please do not edit that ever.
"Reading the Iliad" 😂😂😂
No reply?
At least it's not the "Critique of Pure Reason."
With an areola showing haha
HILARIOUS!! Not many areolas left un-scathed by the end of that tome, unfortunately.
@@paxwallacejazz oh fuck I literally just wrote a paper on that godforsaken book
I honestly believe this is how they talk to each other at “events”.
Yep... expect it’s much more bitchy.. fake love vibes
Can't speak for the Instagram crowd, but when I was modeling many many years ago, the events were always really chill. It was a little like this, but more hipster, less valley girl, and yes, there was always plenty of posing and pictures. Def an "art opening" vibe for most of them. One had a "the club isn't open yet but everyone's here already" vibe.
Sounds like *fycking hell*
@@valeriaswanne Insta modelling doesn't bring the struggle real modelling does. That's why real models might not be as bitchy.
@@dragonfly9821 Real models = professionals. Insta models? Influencers? Pfft.
"do you think these inspirational quotes make themselves up?!" 😂
"If you want to make her soul dance, show her your heart. It's the only beat she'll ever need"
@@julienolke Funny that beat has a whole different meaning in french.
Literally have seen someone reply to someone in the comments with those exact words so when Julie said it, lol, I couldn't help but laugh. 😂
😂😂😂
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Shit. That whole “energy is currency; invest it well” quote is identical to a thought I had a few months back. I thought it was super profound back then. Now I realize I’m just a basic bitch.
I don't think that thought makes you basic, it's the way you use it... The influencers use quotes and profound thoughts/ideas to try and make their vapid 'contributions' to society seem like valid points rather than attention seeking actions.
Your thought is good and useful and true! It's just basic if you decide to post it to social media and then never think about it again. 🙃
Welcome to the club, we get free pumpkin spiced lattes throughout autumn!
@@katrianem2124 If we did get them free, I wouldn't even care about being called basic, lol.
I hear you Adam! I kinda have it as a line in a silly song I wrote a couple years back and I'm like ok maybe it's not so profound after all juggernuts! lol avivaandtheflyingpenguins.bandcamp.com/track/denial-2
It's actually a good thought. It's only when people don't really mean it and just repeat it because it sounds good that it's vapid.
A year and a half ago I started going to the gym and got a trainer. His idea of motivation was "you have to put in the work if you want to look like the girls you follow on instagram". I laughed in his face. I follow meme accounts and exactly 0 instagram models. I was there to get healthy and fit, not to make my ass bigger, crazy. Needless to say, we weren't a good match.
Plot twist: he follows those girls on instagram and wished he looked the same and wanted to be an IG model but failed and his plan B is teaching
U did well to change coach don't want a guy just there for the looks😂. Good luck in everything u do. Get fit I know u can💪
same here. it was my first time in the gym back then, and the "coach" there asked if i'm targeting to get slimmer and she was pretty lost when i said i want to get stronger because i'm an athlete.
@@Ella-dd3vz omg those people shouldn't work in gyms they don't deserve to be called coaches
False. All you need are filters & photo editing.
@@AK-jt7kh haha true
Watching that was a bit horrifying, knowing that there are actually people like this. Couldn't look away either. Like a train approaching a car full of squishy, innocent things.
This is so hard to watch. I'm yelling internally.
You! Here! 😄😁
Omg i thought i was the only one x'd i feel in community xd
I've had to really resist closing it, it's so accurate
I'm yelling externally...
Yeah, the video is so accurate it's concerning
The seamless pivot from “body positivity” to “perfection” was fantastic. Also the skinny tea bit had me rolling.
My friend advertised skinny tea. She told me she wasn't being sponsored. I never asked her if she tried it! I wish I did lol
This should be required viewing in schools.
Yes
I swear as I was watching I momentarily forgot these were both Julie acting and not two different people 😂
Wait, those were not two different people?
@@adrianrocha49 twins.
Seriously! Impressive considering the similarity of the characters. She really is quite a talented woman. The editing with the sometimes almost overlapping lines give it a great energy.
Definitely a fan.
They speak while we see the other one and it gives the impression of a dialogue
I love how they spent the whole time talking about themselves and somehow passed it off as a conversation 🤣
I LovE dEEp TaLkS uNdeR The sTaRS
the deep talk:
I wonder what "Mirror Julie" would say if she overhears this conversation...
This is a must have sequel.
Seriously mirror Julie giving a critique of real life Julie becoming an inst model
I’m pretty sure she’d say: _"Glug! Glug! Glug!"_
Then take a breath and yell: “I need a refill!”
Mirror Julie would have a right-handed guitar.
Mirror Julie: Can I *hic* can I just- sayyyy one lil thin- think- thing?
Both influencers: NO!
Mirror Julie: But- But- *hic* But-
Influencers: NO!
Mirror Julie: You'll be back - *hic* ! You'll come back lookin for advice and I'll *hic* tell you to *cusses a bit but this is censored* and ask your *hic* followers
While we all fall over Julie's acting and poses, I'd like to appreciate the brilliance in her scripts as well
Oh we all do! That’s why w keep coming back
And her guitar skills!
I have to agree, it is genius sometimes, hell, most of the time, nay, all the time. You should look into writing for a TV show or something, good comedy with an actual uplifting message, I would watch the hell out of it.
~* SeT Ur WiLd HaRT FeReEEEEEEE *~
"AnD I lEarNeD tHaT eVeN fLoWeRs cAn Be BeAuTiFul WhEn ItS dArK"
“I dOn’T kNoW wHaT’s NeXt”
*pries rib cage open* "there you go pal!"
( •_• )/ hEy ZuKo HiR~
...are there tame harts? I feel like that's a wild-only animal. 😆
The giggle with the “I bought a guitar” that was adorable.
"Strive to be like me. But in a positive way" hahaaaa.
Basically overthinking every fraction of a second of every day.
Moral of the story: Julie got a GUITAR!!!!!
lol I made this whole video just to show off my guitar :P
@@julienolke Show off all you want :D I can't wait to hear your future music (maybe in future videos?)
@@julienolke You sure it wasn't for that tax write off?
@@migsmethinks5801 If that's the case, she should have sprung for a real Martin instead of the cheaper Yamaha copy.
...and she is either playing a lefthanded guitar or flipped the footage.
The scarily accurate part is that they ALL think they're doing the world a favor and being an amazing ground-breaking inspiration for young girls. Like, I have no doubt that _some_ Instagram influencers are doing important work breaking stereotypes of who can be considered beautiful and stuff like that, but many others are just perpetuating harmful ideas about body image and creating unrealistic aspirations.
Eh. I don’t think they are that delusional. If you’re a pretty girl you can put on a bikini and play video games. With consistency and a little marketing they
can make more than many jobs. I’ve seen some of these models put themselves through school and buy houses.
@@sleepinggorilla I see a lot of similarities with a drug dealer who is in denial of being the key master of destroyed lives. Either deep denial or a sociopathic mind would be necessary In order to keep cashing in on that life without feeling the guilt that an honest self reflection would bring.
“All think they are doing the world a favor”? More like “ALL think the world owes them a favor” when they post those pictures with suggestive poses & dumb captions it’s all a ruse to flaunt at how pretty they are...or think they are. I know girls who post every day some pictures recycled & should they get less a certain number of likes they get depressed
@@Inertia888 I see Dealers as more of a symptom than the cause. Addicts demand the drug that the dealers supply them. If you treat the Addict, the dealer is made obsolete.
These "influencers" only exist because people give them money to look at their bodies.
Don't get me wrong though. @Julie Nolke provides actual content. She's a filmmaker, writer, and actress.
@@sleepinggorilla Supply & demand. Yep. We could go deeper into why do people do what they do and are the laws the way they should be but... eh this is a fun channel. Maybe I'll just keep it at that.
Yes, Julie is a fun entertainer. She is good.
" I got a boyfriend
Ya I need one too..... a photographer boyfriend." 🤣
"They not gonna be watching this part" I did tho.. also agree with the Instagram "culture" it is toxic. My female colleagues always check insta in the breaks and talk about how "naturally perfect" those women are. Makes my eyes roll so hard they make a sound. When I say it is photoshopped they get mad at me lol
but why... they MUST know it's photoshopped to hell and back and this "natural perfection" is a result of fifteen hundred different things all at once! I don't have insta and honestly... feels weird to feel so relieved?
I've genuinely overheard conversations from influencers before that went EXACTLY like this. The accuracy jumped out of the screen and strangled me and I enjoyed it. Also those poses were très bien.
Vous parlez français?
ugh I hate them so much!!!
@@julienolke Who, the French? Moi aussi.
@@johnohare992 And the French Instagram models! "Zut alors! Mon compte instagram est tellement de travail!
@@captaincruise_eq.8652 Mais, non
Oh my god what about influencers who travel to Dubai during lockdown for "work"!? Soooo inspirational
gawsh I hate em
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"I'm inspiring to people because they want to be like me. It's a product."
hrmmm.
"No, my uncle manages a Rainforest Cafe"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You just know these people are genuinely this self involved and vapid.
Yep!!
“Showing a little bit of areola”. Hahahahahaha.
is instagram cool with that or hyperventilating ? :D
I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THAT ONE
Just a tasteful amount lol
Julie's sense of humor is top notch! These skits always crack me up. 😁
awe shanks!
Agreed 💯clever and her personality makes her beautiful! Very creative
They're so funny... 😂😂
Since we are doling on the compliments here, can I also add Julie is an ORIGINAL in a time when there are knock offs of everything. Her skits are always relevant timely, and so freaking original.
Julie: "It's exhausting what we do!"
Other Julie: "people don't get it."
Me (30 years working in factories): "Bless your hearts."
:)
retail, same thought.
She was being sarcastic.
@@BK-jb6iv She was being funny. So were we...
But it is exhausting tho. Imagine the paranoia and anxiety of having a fake life and Jeep pretending being someone you're not obsessed with social.media likes loool those people hate themselves sooo baaaad. They should just get a therapist
Plot Twist: Julie has met actual IG models and this is exactly how they sound
Omg hahaha this is too real 😂😂😂
I agree, IG is so toxic with these "influencers" showing budding women how they "should" be...it's so unrealistic it's sickening! Thank you for your humour tho Julie!
Not to mention that one girl who Doesn't Have the Camera On and now she wants you to "replay" things for her page . . . . Ugh, get it the first time or . . . .
Cam girls on twitch, and other streaming platforms.
Also many "influencer" youtube channels.
There are also the make up / fashion equivalent to gamers, D&D, and comics. They jump on a hobby to tell you what you should think about it.
Or, something I saw during the beginning of the pandemic, when there was someone with basically no clothes on saying how to spend time indoors was also a valuable thing to do in these times, and asked what other people did in their newly gained free time.
Someone actually responded with "So, are you actually interested in my answer or should I be distracted by your almost fully naked boobs? It's like, I'm sort of feeling mixed up what the actual meaning of this picture should be."
I thought that was a pretty good answer for something so remotely stupid.
@Dabria Tulac: So true!!!!! And its really breaking my heart to see all these young girls „brainwashed“ by IG. Not to mention my brother‘s gf. God bless her and heal her from this toxic way of life. In fact she is a really pretty girl. But she only feels worthy to be loved when she wears her fake eyelashes and a wig with long hair. Recently she had her lips done. She looks so artificial now. When I see her I feel Im facing someone who put on a costume getting ready for the next show. And she is unable to interact with people and run a normal conversation. Because she is too busy with posing for pics and checking her IG-account. What a sick world. I just wanna hug her and all the other girls out there and tell them: You are perfect the way you are. ❤️
@@henriettelegde8518 aww, that's so sad about your bro's gf 😟 So many girls need to recognize their beauty without all the extras, even though the world now tells us that we should/need to have these things in order to live up to the "standard"...but who's standard? We are all unique and beautiful in our own ways! 💕
Julie's sketch is exactly on point instagram "influencers" are completely living in their own world and in a different plane of reality than the rest of the world
"I need a new photographer boyfriend" GIRL STOP 😂😂😂 did anyone else immediately think of someone they know? lmaooo
She accidentally picks up a nature photographer instead. (What do you mean you don't take pictures of people!?)
@@tesswinker2482 lmfao
"No more waiting to become...it's time to simply be"
ded😂🤣
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I've been watching Julie since the first pandemic time jump video, and I still can't get over how good she is at making it seem like she is having a conversation with another person who happens to have her face.
As a person who does not use Instagram: this is exactly what I imagined
We without Instagram, we are the few, the brave and the uninterested.
Word.
Me
Finally, someone else
I also don't use it but it is even worse than I imagined... Gave me a very uncomfortable feeling in my stomach... 🥴🤢
"Do you think these inspirational quotes make themselves up?" - Babraham Lincoln, probably
Lmao 😂
*Bebrehem Lanciln
**Babe-raham Lincoln
@@StoneSlumber Now SHE was hot.
If you thought Instagram girls were bad... check out travel influencers: ua-cam.com/video/TT95ZWbpa-I/v-deo.html
Well, I never had Instagram for so long.😂
Im afraid people are getting more and more stupid because of social media. Thank you for making fun of pointless things! 🤣🤣🤣👏👍
Not anymore heh
Look, I _gotta_ know.... please?
How, how did you know, honestly?
I needed a video from you right now.
And, here you are. So thanks, a ton.🤗💖
When are we getting our next visit from the future? The pandemic isn't exactly "over" yet....
This was super funny and spot on. I'd never felt bad about my body/life before until all this recent influencer shit came to be so common. Now I'm actively working against that. Thank you for calling it out!
That cream outfit really brings out warm undertones in you, looks really gorgeous
So real , I'm nauseous . Good thing the cure was how cute Julie was at the end, I could feel her pride of how she played what she has learned so far. 💛 I am proud of/for you.
"I think of myself as an ambassador...you should want to be like me, because it will make your life better" 😂😂
2:02 "I been doing a lot of these on Sundays" Julie you KILL me with your observation skills 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant - spot on!
"You should want my life" nailed it
"The shoots, then the edits.....
but it all comes down to the caption"
Lmao
"It's not terrible though." - my standard for pretty much everything I do.
You're such a good actress I almost believe they're separate people.
But then again, all the Instagram "ladies" look and act the same. (which was excellently acted here)
but they are, one is my twin
Isn’t that weird!? Every time she doubles herself I have my annoying Left-Brain voice in my head saying “hey they’re both Julie Nolke” and then, of course my Right-Brain half can’t just let it go and responds “Yes it is, you jackass, know-it-all! Just enjoy the video as the artist intended!” Then I have to rewind (man I’m old) because the two of them talked over the video and I missed part of it.
Oh, my. I just realized how meta that is. Makes me want to watch Inception again.
Love the videos! Thanks for bringing such happiness and joy to the world!
@@julienolke I knew it!
@@julienolke which one is your twin?
I heard an actual conversation similar to this without the poses in starbucks between 4 teenage influencers. I couldn't help eavesdropping. They were so supportive yet so petty at the same time 😆
“My morning routine. I wake two hours before bed where I drink warm gooseberry water (it has zinc and helps awaken my metabolism)” -- please do a vid ripping these people!
This was infuriating in its accuracy, and yet incredibly impressive in its....accuracy
Julie. The Canadian that makes Americans think, “Canada could be cool...” 🤔
Canada is kinda cool, we already have on though, we call it Alaska.
awe😅
@@alexanderx3554 Well, how often do you think about Alaska?
_Exactly._
America hasn't been cool since The O.C. series finale.
Poutine & public healthcare makes me think Canada is cool; but Julie is great too 😊
Omg "I see myself as an ambassador for body positivity and mental health”!!!! 🤮 You captured all this toxic shit perfectly!!! thank you!
“Everything I do is about self-love.”
Now, THAT I believe.
I understand these people call themselves “influencers.”
Let’s hope they’re not.
Subscribed for the Skillshare ad. Love it.
Oh my god, this is fantastic!!! "Set your wild heart free"
found that on a real post btw
@@julienolke NO WAY (also thank you for replying you are awesome!!!!)
The one in white literally looks and sounds like Alexis Rose from Schitt's creek. Like that's pre-bankrupcy Alexis right there
omg yessss
she’s a little bit alexis
YUP
@@zoebecker1847 la la la la la-la la
A little bit Alexis
I love this comment yes!!! This is so Alexis!!! Haha
La la la! Came here to say EXACTLY this!
The weird moment when you're already used to Julie talking to herself
I dont even have a Instagram but from the few times Ive seen my friends scroll on it...her accuracy IS SCARY
JULIE, your smile was beautiful and I looove how your eyes lit up when you picked up the guitar.
she was so stunning in that moment, right?:) It hurts me only this - that this awesome woman has to be so gorgeous she doesn't need any work to pretend a real good IG girl...
"I need a new photographer boyfriend"
So that's what we are all about now ?
is this news to you? 😝
You can't deny if you get a boyfriend who is talented in taking photos? 😊 Them thinking they won double lottery or something (just be careful is all i'm saying) ✌️
😞 I thought the same...
To the skillshare boyz!!! lol
You look like Tony Stark's cuter tanner cousin- Julie's shallow characters would probably jump to have you as arm candy... Photography skills or no. But my dear boy, the girls portrayed here are on the "shallow" end of the pool. I suggest you dive deeper into the pool and ignore the flashy fish that are only interested in surface reflections... Even if yours is a very nice one, lol!
Lefty guitar! Jimi would've wanted it that way.
Was about to ask if that's lefty or if we're seeing a mirrored image. Good luck learning guitar! Keep going!
@@GrimTimekeeper I did ask i'm curious to know too.
@@GrimTimekeeper Julie plays a YAMAHA left-handed. Mirror Julie plays a AHAMAY right-handed!
Jimi would have played a righty upside down.
Or Kurt or Paul.
All the “take me back” photos from the pandemic.... Lol.
I love how you incorporate sarcasm into serious issues and actually describe the impact..❤
I'm new to this channel and love it! The way Julie breaks down topics and builds them back up in a funny way is truely outstanding!
"you should want my life because it will make your life better" nailed it, this whole act has such a good wake-up call!
Dang, Julie's poses look like a real model.
1:44
Julie next week: "Anyway, here's Wonderwall."
Ha was genuinely expecting it
ua-cam.com/video/LRXRm0eMZZY/v-deo.html
It would be great if she did that.
God damn, when she was like 'I don't want to say it...but perfection'..... I'm look oooooof that's toxic.
Fingers around the coffee cup with the thousand yard stare is just classic.
The giggle when she pulls out the guitar is the best.
The thought of these conversations happening in real life makes me want to put my hands in my mouth, each on one side of my lip and simply tearing my mouth open.
I felt as if somebody was shoving a tongue depressor down my throat, watching this parody.
Just shows the discomfort I’ll undergo for a new Julie vid.
Please don't do that
@@dnkmnk Oh ok I'll try not to
@@chasbodaniels1744 Yeah I don't know why I keep watching her videos 🤔
They sting
"I haven't paid for anything in months"
"I spent $600 on an Airbnb"
Lol
Glad someone else also spotted this ;)
@@carmencsillamedina3377 it's so subtle that I'm not even sure she did it in purpose. But it's so good hahaha
Is it just me, or does the "influencer" in white seem like Alexis Rose from Schitt's Creek s1? And did Julie (actual Julie at the end of the video) seem like Twyla?😂
Haha totally getting the twyla vibes. You nailed it.
“Your energy is currency, spend well, invest it wisely” - Albert Einstein
"If that bear doesnt give me back that icecream cone I'm gonna kick his ass" - mother Theresa
Actually, I think that was Tesla or Edison 😅😂
@@AndrewPonti prolly Tesla but not sure
"I'm all about body positivity"
2 seconds ago....
"Teeth whitening, lip suction, filters..."
No hate tho lol I absolutely loved the vid ❤️
That's the joke, genius
@@notgoodtom thats what he meant , genius
@@yunusm4208 no if that was what he meant, he wouldn't have written "no hate tho lol", genius
@@notgoodtom bruh u don't get the meaning of indirect replying (bet u don't know what that means ) ,genius
Oh yeah for real no hate at all just trying to figure who is rgt here u or me ?? Just the fact that he is not replying back ,genius (edit :forgot the genius at the end 😅)
@@yunusm4208 well what did u want to express with your original comment? I don't really get your intention, I think
Genius
... "it's like 'Do you think these inspirational quotes make themselves up?' " ...
"Everything I do is about self-love" LOL! Thank you Julie
Instagram 'influencers' are SO toxic, and Julie captured my thoughts perfectly. Promoting "body positivity" while getting plastic surgery done, using multiple filters and photoshop techniques, and posing in ways that purposely hide / distort human proportions sends a terrible message to our youth, not to mention all of the (unhealthy and dishonest) diet / skincare brands they promote. (Did you know the US had 4 million plastic surgery procedures in 2018 alone? And an increasing amount of high schoolers are getting breast augmentations and butt lifts every year with parental approval? Why do you think young girls feel the need to meet these ludicrous expectations? -- it's social media!!)
I admire content creators, but I despise the way "influencer" has become a job category now. Like no, showing off your boob job and your carbon footprint isn't impressing me in the slightest. Go start a nonprofit or something. Then we can talk.
I was such a boyfriend-photographer for 8 years. This sketch is spot on. Made me laugh - thank you.
I dont want my boyfriend to necessarily be my photographer bc I'm already a photographer & I dont want to limit my dating options to photographers only lmao but sometimes I wish my boyfriend was better at photography bc now he has to carry my tripod if I cant do it myself and if I dont have it with me, he has to play the tripod for me and I instruct him how to hold/ angle the camera haha. I love taking portraits of others & selfportraits but if my family takes pics of me they end up very... weird. I now have many super weird pictures from family gatherings while they enjoy the quality photos I took of their friends, kids and pets...
Hey, say more! Were you happy? Was the relationship good? Was she this insta girl or was she another kind of insta girl?
@@anna8328 Let's say it was complicated. I did not mind taking pictures of her - on the contrary. There were other characteristics that eventually did not work out in the long run. Anyway. No hard feelings of course. There is good and bad in any relationship.
@@CedricHaindl It's true - but I also think there are two kinds of good and bad in any relationship - you know, the crossing over rules. When someone does something really shitty it can't be excused with "there's good and bad in any relationship" because that bad isn't that bad. But I am glad you weren't used by a girl and that you wanted to take the photos. I am madly curious if the characteristics that didn't work out in the long run were connected to her IG - basically, I want to know if she was a spoiled instagirl. There absolutely are normal instagirls who develop fame but not in a toxic way, but I just am so aware of the toxic ones and that women use men under guise of needing help and "you're my boyfriend you should" that I am just vigilant. No, don't explain if she was this or that, I just wanted to explain myself. Kudos:)
8 YEARS!?!
Good GOD, man!
Even capital punishment is considered to be milder!
I'm just sitting here wondering... wtf are hair vitamins?
That sugarbear hair thingy I think
you and me both
@@topherthe11th23 No, no, no. It comes from *within* !
mostly they’re literally just biotin but in a pretty bottle. biotin does actually do a lot for your hair and nails but these people sell it like it’s a miracle cure in these cutesy little packages shaped like gummy bears or w/e for $50 when actually you could go to the store and buy the exact same thing but for like $9
Good job on the new guitar, twinkle twinkle little star
"They're not gonna be watching this part"
Oh I am SOOOOO watching this part.
Lol, yes
Basically guaranteed I watched it
2:55 the way she nods her head at the photoshoot explanation is perfect.
My favorite of her videos by far. Spot-on comedy, effective skewering. You go!
"Your energy is currency..."😂😂😂 I died
“Yeah, I’m just gonna post a little Bali pic.”
“Whoa, I didn’t know you went to Bali?”
“No, my uncle manages a Rainforest Cafe and he let me do a photoshoot.”
Dead 🤣
"do you think these inspirational quotes just make themselves up?"
Let's ask Jay Shetty 😅 #fraud
Spot on per usual - you rock!
Its so sad that so many people think that their empty life gets better when they try to make it at least look nicer by taking low resolution images of it.
There is a lot ridiculous stuff going on in this digital media universe, but Instagram sure is one of its most shallow platforms.
I love your mix of plain out silly, super ironical, dark humor, socially critical ones ... that all have in common to be totally cracking me up.
Greetings from Munich, Germany
Nailed the raunchy pics with the fortune cookie captions!!!!😂😂😂
Time for me to work on my belfies. I've quotes from my emo High School days to get me a CRATE of Skinny Fit Teas.
This is the crossover I did not expect, but I am 1000% here for
"Belfies"? If I am any judge of Internet fads, you mean "belchies".
@@GR46404 I was hoping it was a gothy clever way of saying, "working on my mental health". I think I may be wrong.
reading it again there is no R in "belfies". My mind filled it in. oh well.
@@dirus3142 I should not have said anything about what looked like a typo, but I like to try to be funny. Thanks for your nice reply!
"Today's youth are young"
Would be like suuuch a great caption for this video!!
Bali? “No my uncle owns a Rainforest cafe” 😂🤣😂
“What we DO is inspiring!” 💀🤣🤣 Get out those chairs!!!😂 Loved this❤️!
The poses were on point! The captions were sublime and deep! I wasn’t aware of how much responsibility they had. Inspirational!