Jerky Boys Car Salesman, Callin about the job. Lets talk about sell-in cars Paul. You wanna sell cars through me or what. I don't run that kind of operation
When I rotated back from Okinawa Japan to the States while serving in the Marine Corps in 1993, A buddy of mine said you have to listen to this cassette tape called The Jerky Boys. He played it for me, and I was immediately a fan. All these years later it's still as funny as it was then. Who would have thought two guys recording prank phone calls would make money, a movie, and basically a career out of it???
"I pushed his face right in the f'n hood n told him u you buy this f'n car or ill break your f'n head!!"..."These f'ers they gotta buy...i need dough like anyone"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was in 7th grade when I first heard this. I'm 43 and STILL quote JB everyday. And everytime I pass the Middletown sign on the Thruway I think of this (and usually text the picture that says "New York City 59 miles."
I remember listening to this back in the mid 90s while working the midnight shift as a security guard at a hospital. I'm a retired cop now. Dam how time flies.
1st time i heard this was christmas eve 1991, my cousin brought a recorded cassette tape back from college at western michigan univ. We sat up in my room and laughed our asses off...made tapes and give to friends, legendary jerky boys 30 yrs later
I was living in Middletown in the 90’s and also crying laughing at The Jerky Boys on tape during those days. Jerky Boys are legends. Always hilarious for life.
Apparently Paul Rizzo had trouble finding or keeping a job. He was always on the phone calling about open job postings; roofing, auto mechanic, store sales......
"I could tone it down a bit, maybe choke a few people here & there" 🤣🤣🤣 How I missed these recordings. Had them on recorded tapes passed through my friends. The early 90's with this stuff was like the pre-internet wild west 🤘🤘
As a life long sales pro and sales trainer, I love this for getting people to lighten up and laugh and brush off the craziness we encounter in our jobs and careers as sales pros - and a good example of what NOT to do - but dang it is funny, always improves my mood when I listen to it
The prank joke calls legends- In no particular order 1) The bar Bum Bastards 2) Jerky Boys 3) Touch Tone Terrorists All calls are timeless and even though I heard them tons of times and I still bust out laughing
What does he say at the end? I had this on cassette back in the 90s, must've listened a hundred times, but I could never get that line. Sounds like, "see ya later, iddle-liddle -nitz." Haha.
Born in CONEY1964... I ONCE hit a cop car with a D cell battery .... think I was 8yrs old off cropsey avenue ,a 4 story building...THESE fuckers were on us, 4 stories now, in two fuckin minutes one was a rookie,who could run like a fuckin deer...0 Jason borne had nothing on us... we were caught by the rookie within a hundred feet and he hauled us down the fire escape to his ,partner, still catching his breath... he let us go cause he thought my sister was hot..... true fucken story...
The Jerky Boys were played often at Mickey Shorr in Roseville , Michigan. We'd be installing car audio while blaring them over the shop stereo. The salespeople would on occasion assume the personality of Frank as a sort of prank. I don't think they ever choked anyone though. 😂
Some real 1990s car salesman stuff! I confidently say most out there still have this mentality. Every time I buy a car I listen to this to remind myself what pricks salesmen are.
He talkin to the boss like he is his boss hahaha comes off like a Italian mafia boss ...what you got for me to sell babe...all confident and shit like he know him for 50 years hahaha
Hey thats my business. You wanna sell cars thru me? Still fucking hilarious today. I had this when it came out and i say its even funnier now. Frank rizzo forever!
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“What do you need me to sell babe?” 🤣
I'm 39 this stuff is timeless my dad had the tapes bring a tank in babe
@@donnieknots3890 Donnie are you 40 yet ?
You got it
I'm 28 and I grew up these tapes from my dad, it was the best 🤣
Supposedly "the boys" are broken up and dont speak to each other.
I don't run that kind of operation
"Ah, ya see, we're off to a bad start."
that's my favorite!
Goddamnit that’s the best part by far
“I’ll use my own car, Paul. I drive it silly, silly!”
I died at that part too 🤣
😂
When I rotated back from Okinawa Japan to the States while serving in the Marine Corps in 1993, A buddy of mine said you have to listen to this cassette tape called The Jerky Boys. He played it for me, and I was immediately a fan. All these years later it's still as funny as it was then. Who would have thought two guys recording prank phone calls would make money, a movie, and basically a career out of it???
Paul sounds like an OK sort of guy. I like the way he has a chuckle when Rizzo talks about choking a customer.
He had to actually deal with customers, you would chuckle too if you did. ;)
I'd buy from paul
@@chrismaloney2913 Yeah me too, but only from the back of a box truck.... Thats where the deals are to be had. ;)
You laugh - it works! I sell!
"Let's talk about sellin' cars Paul."
Unreal interview. The guy is intrigued. This is the kind of confidence you need
Wil O true actually. Salesmen have to be really outgoing.
Eh.....Fa som people maybe.. I had some problems ova deh.
"That's a long haul"
For some people, maybe.
"I pushed his face right in the f'n hood n told him u you buy this f'n car or ill break your f'n head!!"..."These f'ers they gotta buy...i need dough like anyone"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
These words have lived rent free in my head since I was probably 10
I was in 7th grade when I first heard this. I'm 43 and STILL quote JB everyday. And everytime I pass the Middletown sign on the Thruway I think of this (and usually text the picture that says "New York City 59 miles."
Same story here. I was in 7th grade and got a bootleg cassette and listened non-stop. I've had a New York accent since 96
I can't stop laughing. They don't make shit like this anymore.
Check out ownage pranks!
This was my childhood...my dad had all the cassette tapes...we’d listen in the car all the time...😁👍
you could listen to this shit 30 years from now its timeless there liver lips checkout jom florentine also
Because liberals ruin everything
Only an elevator mechanic or auto mechanic wouldn't know how funny this is
“Don’t worry about me driving 120 miles round trip to work every day Paul...!”
"i drive it silly. SILLY."
My favorite line
60 miles
I like how Frank suddenly becomes "Paul" Rizzo.
@@joeoliveira1843 Me too! It seems like he hadn't thought up a fake name beforehand. This is one of my favorites.
I think he just had a slip up since he was talking to a Paul and probably had that on his brain and just accidentally said that instead of Frank.
He had a problem. Had to use an alias.
“Bring in a tank and I will sell the fuc*ing thing”.. hahaha
I remember listening to this back in the mid 90s while working the midnight shift as a security guard at a hospital. I'm a retired cop now. Dam how time flies.
Yesz. To hova ya donut belly
1st time i heard this was christmas eve 1991, my cousin brought a recorded cassette tape back from college at western michigan univ. We sat up in my room and laughed our asses off...made tapes and give to friends, legendary jerky boys 30 yrs later
"Lets start talking about selling cars paul."
Love this one lol "I drive silly" 😂
...silly I tell ya!
I was living in Middletown in the 90’s and also crying laughing at The Jerky Boys on tape during those days. Jerky Boys are legends. Always hilarious for life.
I used to hang at the Playtogs in Middletown. Played Spy Hunter at the arcade. 😁
@@Marc-qp5hz I spent a million dollars in quarters on Spy Hunter. Best game ever!
Same here! ... and I live in CA.
Apparently Paul Rizzo had trouble finding or keeping a job. He was always on the phone calling about open job postings; roofing, auto mechanic, store sales......
I listen to Frank Rizzo when I want to be reminded of my dad, God rest his soul. Incredibly intense to talk to. Lol.
Your dad misses you babe. !
😅
here we go, always an idiot that has to type "lol"....Why???
“We’re off to a bad start...”
still as funny as the day i bought the tape
I still have one😂 I'm 49
@@ronaldmorrison6013 im 49 too
Im 34, i head my dad listening to this when i was young. Still love it today
FUCK YEAH
I'm 59 , have all my tapes
This Never gets old. Remember listening to these with my Brother and my Dad. Good times
My brother and I playing madden 95' laughing at this
"I could tone it down a bit, maybe choke a few people here & there" 🤣🤣🤣
How I missed these recordings. Had them on recorded tapes passed through my friends. The early 90's with this stuff was like the pre-internet wild west 🤘🤘
Fuckin best times
“Sounds like you’d have problems anywhere!!” 🤣
Hey that's my business
@@danielrice7234 You want to sell cars through me or what?
Ah, don't worry about it. I'm there early every day.
"I grab the guy and press his face right into the fuckin hood and say you buy this car or I'll break your fucking head!" Lol shit is too funny.
“Bring me tank I’ll sell the fuckin thing”
I like how he accidently calls himself Paul too instead of Frank. Johnny always mixed up his own names with the "Victim's" names!!!
Classic. Never gets old.
Still the best! Sal and Richard need to thank these boys!
“Let’s talk about sellin’ cars Paul.”
As a life long sales pro and sales trainer, I love this for getting people to lighten up and laugh and brush off the craziness we encounter in our jobs and careers as sales pros - and a good example of what NOT to do - but dang it is funny, always improves my mood when I listen to it
@@MarkKerwin It is perfect for lightening people up! Thanks for the comment.
"Well, we're off to a bad start...."
I love how he plays down the violent behavior lol "I'm silly!" 😂
I'm silly, I'm silly. See ya little later nitz? LOL!
"It's hard times. These fuckers they gotta buy. I need dough like anyone" .. always gets me
I still listened to this now and still cracks me up 🤣🤣
The prank joke calls legends-
In no particular order
1) The bar Bum Bastards
2) Jerky Boys
3) Touch Tone Terrorists
All calls are timeless and even though I heard them tons of times and I still bust out laughing
Underrated line:
"That's a long haul from, uh..."
"Yeah, well, you know... for some people maybe"
😂
It’s hilarious, bro! I love how Paul very puzzled asks “60 miles???”
“I need dough like anyone”
Bring a F N tank I'll sell the f n thing. Had a lil trouble up state. Classic
You see we're off to a bad start.
😂🤣
I can't tell you how many times I've used this line and it turns things around nine times out of 10
One of the best one's.
"I am worried about it. I'm worried about mileage on a car!"
I drive it silly! Silly!
1997, Crested Butte, listening to this priceless shite. "I'm busy dancer" ......
Where has this been all my life?
Good Ole days my uncle got me into the jerky Boyz I'm the 90s as a 12 yr old it was funny af
The ones with Rizzo are the best😂😂😂
Great intro, no hello, how are, i would like to speak to...simply "Yeah..where's Paul" 😅😅😅😅😅
That's right, you tell Em, Paul we all need dough!
dont want to talk abt it - proceeds to tell the whole story lmao
Silly !! Silly I tell you !! Classic and the best ever !!
But I don’t run that kind of operation. Lmfao
I'm silly. I'm telling you I'm silly
He kind of sounds like Christopher Moltosanti from the Sopranos
"I drive it silly! SILLY!"
never Gets Old!
What does he say at the end? I had this on cassette back in the 90s, must've listened a hundred times, but I could never get that line. Sounds like, "see ya later, iddle-liddle -nitz." Haha.
i think he says needle nits lol
See ya a little later , nitz .
Lol I wish they would make another movie so funny
Still love it
".....ya got...bring in a tank, ill sell the f#%kin thing!"
I think what the guys trying to say is he don’t run that kind of operation .....
i dont run that kind of operation
Ahh ya see here.. .. ..We're off to a bad start.
LULZ
+Johnny Fever
ya know...
Bring in a tank I’ll sell the freaking thing!
Beings back old good memories from my teenage years 😉🤣
That’s my business.
“I had problems over there Paul”!
Johnny messed up on this call by saying that his name was Paul instead of Frank Rizzo. But the call was so good that they had to keep at on the album.
I had problems up there in Middleton lol
fun fact: every single person in new jersey talks like this
EVERYBODY!
Ya goddamn right.
From a guy from Exit 12 NJ you Jerkey lil BULLSHITTER We legit talk like this we silly like that! Love the Tri State!
South Jersey doesn't sound like this :P
@@unclejimmy5778 cause they are all from philly
he was acting as Rizzo.,.don't know why he said his name was Paul. this is classic Frank Rizzo
I can tone it down a bit...may be choke a few people...
🤣🤣🤣
anyone here listen to this in NYC in the '90s ?
Long Island
@@illiterut Nassau and Suffolk.
past the breakers Nassore
Born in CONEY1964... I ONCE hit a cop car with a D cell battery .... think I was 8yrs old off cropsey avenue ,a 4 story building...THESE fuckers were on us, 4 stories now, in two fuckin minutes one was a rookie,who could run like a fuckin deer...0 Jason borne had nothing on us... we were caught by the rookie within a hundred feet and he hauled us down the fire escape to his ,partner, still catching his breath... he let us go cause he thought my sister was hot..... true fucken story...
Ahhh, my childhood. Good times.
“These Fuckers they got buy”
The Jerky Boys were played often at Mickey Shorr in Roseville , Michigan.
We'd be installing car audio while blaring them over the shop stereo.
The salespeople would on occasion assume the personality of Frank as a sort of prank. I don't think they ever choked anyone though. 😂
But does he run that kind of operation?
"We're off to a bad start." 🤦🏻♂️😆
74 people had bad car buying experience. Face smashed into hood
Some real 1990s car salesman stuff! I confidently say most out there still have this mentality. Every time I buy a car I listen to this to remind myself what pricks salesmen are.
Ahh ya see we're off 2 a bad start😁
I need dough like anyone hahahaha
Paul Rizzo!?? This must be the one and only appearance of Paul Rizzo before he became Frank permanently
Let’s talk about selling cars Paul. 😂
Middletown? YEAH!
Timeless
"The salesmen don't even quote prices here" - I never understood that.
Aw ya see here, we're off to a bad start...
I had problems up there in Middletown, I had to get the hell outta that area.
I’d hire this guy on the spot 😅
Why do you wanna drive 60 miles to work? Hey thats my business.
"I push his face right in the fucking hood!"
LMAO
He talkin to the boss like he is his boss hahaha comes off like a Italian mafia boss ...what you got for me to sell babe...all confident and shit like he know him for 50 years hahaha
Yeah, Where's Paul
Hey thats my business. You wanna sell cars thru me? Still fucking hilarious today. I had this when it came out and i say its even funnier now. Frank rizzo forever!
"That's a long haul fo"
Yeah, where's PAUL!?