I had an acquaintance tell me about them. I got the first 2 CDs and let my best friends listen to them. We were all laughing so fucking hard, tough guy.
Funny shit, but an old co-worker was asked to do something by our boss, and he goes, "should I bring my fuckin tools!?", lol. The boss was like "wuh..."
When I got my first job as a plumber when my boss hired me and shook my hand saying 'congratulations, see you monday' I looked him deadass in the face and said 'I'll see ya tomorra with my tools, fuckface'. He instantly knew and started dying laughing.
I imagine you instantly clicked or you wouldn't have even tried that. The only thing more epic would have been if he had instantly replied "Oh yeahhh? No one calls me fuckface for nothin' tough guy. Now you owe me lunch sizzlechest!"
I listened with my dad back then, we’d both be in tears laughing too. He’s passed on too. I just had to leave an old job because of differences with my fuckin boss! 🤣🤣🤣
By far my favorite part. I remember listening to these guys when I was in middle school. Haven't heard this in over 20 years and it's still just as funny as it was back then.
ahh 1991, eighteen years old listening to this while working the late nite drive thru at taco bell. good times.......... ya huh? should I bring my fuckin' tools? lolol
I didn't hear The Jerky Boys until 1994, but I was in stitches after the line "open 'yer fuckin' ears, jackass..." How I didn't die from laughing after hearing the rest of the CD is one of life's mysteries!
I got the first Jerky Boys CD in college and looked forward to each new one that they released. When they started doing incoming calls answering phony ads, it took things to another level still. I don’t know exactly what it was about these guys that made me laugh so hard, but their humor, attitude, quotes, and mixed metaphors became imbedded in my brain and have been a part of my vocabulary ever since. Thirty years later and not only do I continue to incorporate their phrases and words in my conversations, but I still listen to the calls when I’m in the mood. Turned all three of my sons on to them as well. Long live the Jerky Boys sizzle chest!
I always watch where I walk on the beach so I dont step on piss clams. Jerky Boys 2 I got in 93 and it changed my life for the good forever. I can recite the sparky the clown call still as that may be the best one ever
I was on a paint crew and someone put this album on. Work just stopped because we were all laughing so hard, especially this track! Including the boss.
Frank: "Well what about the job?" Boss: "What do you mean what about the job, are you applyin for a job? " Frank: "That's right tough guy." Boss: "Yeah." Frank: "Yeah." This is the funniest exchange I've ever heard where at least one guy was serious.
GOLDEN! FkFace! We’d listen to JB on Cassettes in the 90’s. Jerky Boys are OGs of REALITy comedy, tv, u name it. They’re still just as funny. The more time passes the funnier these, prank calls are. Thank You, I needed the laugh, Pencil Neck.
The scenarios these guys came up with were what really sold the calls. Whether it was getting a scaffolding stuck up next to the fifth floor of a building and an old lady throwing hot clam chowder down on them or calling a piano tuner to come help get the rottweiler get unstuck from inside a piano... Just pure brilliance
Reading the comments wow we were all there back in the day (30 +years wth happend) enjoying the Jerky Boys with our friends . This was my high school freshman year. Good times that will never come back.
Love this job resume... " Experience... seven years! I worked on race cars for 18 years... I'm the BEST! I'm serious! I'll work circle around ya'! I'll rap your ... head in with a ratchet!" Now, that is what one might call qualified help!
"Should I bring my fucking tools?" Slays me every time.
@john jacob woah there, sport. don't cut yourself on all that edge.
@Pussy Monsta for 18 years
For a lot of years now...it never gets old...
I laugh literally every time. Since I was 14. "special WHAT?". "should I bring my FUCKIN tools?".
Coool Rum zing AMC señ seer me lata fitz burggg
30 years later and I'm still laughing out loud when he says "I'LL SEE YA TOMORROW WITH MY TOOLS FUCKFACE!!!"
He calls his prospective new boss, FuckFace 😂
haha
Should I bring my fuckin tools?😂
Same 😂
I remember this shit! ! Lol high school days...
*"I'll work circles around ya'; I wrap ya' fuckin' head in with a ratchet!"* - I'd hire that guy.
He's a go getter
"He's the best!"
" I'll wrap your fuckin head in with a ratchet!" Lmao shit still kills me 🤣 🤣 🤣
I love how he's calling for a job and out of nowhere randomly starts threatening to kick the guys ass
Thats usually how I ask for a job
Thats how y azz do it...gotta set yourself apart
@@danromanov9537 Good idea. A real employer respects strength!
Took this long Fuck Face
Young kids have no concept. I remember getting a copy of this on cassette. I had never heard anything like it before.
I had an acquaintance tell me about them. I got the first 2 CDs and let my best friends listen to them. We were all laughing so fucking hard, tough guy.
I had it on cassette also. We listened until we memorized it. We'd be in the public reciting this shit.
Same here!
@@kevingage6676 Same. 💪😜👍
And iam still laughing
“I’ll see you tomorrow with my tools, Fuck Face!”…. That line still kills me 28 years later!
This how I've been applying for jobs ever since I heard this
deebee5422 seems like this is how you need to interview to get a job at wal mart
Funny shit, but an old co-worker was asked to do something by our boss, and he goes, "should I bring my fuckin tools!?", lol. The boss was like "wuh..."
I'll see ya tomorrow with my tools fuck-Face.
I'm guessing you still don't have one...
How far you gotten
"I start work tomorrow"... lol Love that confidence. One of my absolute favorite calls..
I'm recently unemployed. I'd love to see if this technique works... lol
yes or no
"I had problems with my boss." I play this card when I know the interview is going south. I go out swinging.
😂😂😂😂😂😂. Love it
You should walk out saying "I'll see ya tomorrow with my tools, fckface!" Even if the job doesn't require any tools 😂
Swinging for the fences!
Same. lol Wasn't a match... the eyes I get..
I think you mean the “because of differences with my FUCKIN boss” card.
"So I'll see ya tomorrow with my tools, fuckface! **click**"
LOL!
100th like to this... WERD!
When I got my first job as a plumber when my boss hired me and shook my hand saying 'congratulations, see you monday' I looked him deadass in the face and said 'I'll see ya tomorra with my tools, fuckface'. He instantly knew and started dying laughing.
Gotta love the trades. Can't be yourself in some fuckin office
Glad he knew it. There’s another universe where that went horribly wrong 😂😂
I imagine you instantly clicked or you wouldn't have even tried that.
The only thing more epic would have been if he had instantly replied "Oh yeahhh? No one calls me fuckface for nothin' tough guy. Now you owe me lunch sizzlechest!"
@@pingpongpaddlehead tradesmen are some of the most real genuine people in this world, and we don't have enough of us.
@@isaacpeachey8609 and I'm so glad that in this universe, it worked out 😎👉👉🤣
Used to listen to these calls on CD with my grandmother before she passed. Great memories I will always cherish
Did you get rid of her like Rizzo
That itself would be a great skit
I listened with my dad back then, we’d both be in tears laughing too. He’s passed on too.
I just had to leave an old job because of differences with my fuckin boss! 🤣🤣🤣
This is some of the best comedy every produced by humans. It should be on a gold disc and sent out to space. Classic..
I couldn't think of anything more valuable to immortalize than this. "Should I bring my fuckin gold disk?"
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pranking is the funniest form of comedy imo
Imagine being the king of trolls before it was a thing 😂
"Yeah huh? Should I bring my f*cking tools?" lmao
Lmfao my favorite part. Just the way he says it
"That's right there tough guy!" 😂
OK. Do you you have NY state inspection?
A special what?
INSPECTION
Oh inspection yeah I got all that shit tough guy
By far my favorite part. I remember listening to these guys when I was in middle school. Haven't heard this in over 20 years and it's still just as funny as it was back then.
So I'll see you tomorrow with my tools, fuck face!
Should I bring my FOOKIN tools?
I literally choked on my drink lmfao this shit is gold
THIS never gets old.
ikr.?? excellent... lmao!!
never...
Never will........fuckface!!!
Never😂😂😂😂😂😂
If Fuckface isn't the best swearword in the world, what is, fuckface? =D
I haven't heard this stuff in years and I'm laughing so hard that I'm in tears 😂
The skit they did with the dentist on Queens Boulevard I was dying😂
My dad showed me this on our way up to the middle of nowhere Maine on an all guys camping trip when I was 10. Thank you dad for being the best
I've lived in New York all my life and I know people who actually talk like that. LMAO
@Denis Ryan LMFAO tough guy.
joe pesci
@@huckleberrylachow2202 Exactly! LMAO
@Denis Ryan I work on racecars!🤣
No you dont
Stone cold classic. Takes me back to college. 30 years!!
"i work on race cars for 7 years"
10 seconds later
"i work on race cars for 18 years"
Special what?
I grew up with this shit. Fucking hysterical. Then we would have hotel parties and i would prank pizza places and hotels. Good times.
Me too! Lol
Haha love this one
I WORK ON RACE CARS. FOR EIGHTEEN YEARS.
He calls his potential employer Tough Guy 😂
And isn't that how it should be? Any employer is trying to make money out of you. Period. =)
😆
@@JeroenTel Exactly.. I'm not with that kiss ass shit.
It's a Queens thing.
@@scoobie331 that's why I like that Queens pussy
No matter how many times i hear this i never am prepared for that ending lol
I was a 20 something year old back in the 1990's when I first heard this. It's still funny.
Me too. Was on a paint crew and work just stopped, everyone was laughing so hard. :)
I admire his confidence
I was too, there's only a few of us at the factory I work at that understand each other when we yell out those lines lmfao 💀 🤣 😂
I had an interview like this and I answered EXACTLY like Frank Rizzo and i got the job….lol 😂
2019 and still playing these classics
Santino Basilisco facts
"Yeah huh? Should I bring my fuckin' tools?"
I'm dying everytime, an absolute classic😂😂😂
Probably the best Jerky Boys call ever.
Definitely
Herman is my fav. He's got pussy lips on his ass. That guy can talk with his ass, that guy.
Exactly how all us mechanics wish we could interview....
ahh 1991, eighteen years old listening to this while working the late nite drive thru at taco bell. good times..........
ya huh? should I bring my fuckin' tools? lolol
Lt.Dan hahaha I was working at the Auto Shopper. Had the bootleg tape. I was in hysterics.
I am you now! Hows the future lookin?
How's that possible? This came out in 2002
No the whole idea of the jerky boys was thought up in 1989 came out.I know you could buy cassette tapes and CDs of the calls starting in 1990
Think I was 8. Absolutely loved it.
This might be funnier now than it was twenty years ago.
It definitely is
20 yrs later and on sports center tonight he said "ole sizzle chest Anthony Rizzo brought his tools" lol hilarious
is there a clip of that anywhere?
Lmao wtf. Who said that!?
R I Z Z O
There is nothing like Jerky Boys Volume 1. CD was perfection
I first heard this in 1993 and i laughed so hard i about shit my pants
I did shit my pants.. But I don't like to bring that up. It was a long time ago and well... I have not done it many times since.
Yeah well I DID shit my pants you lightweight
I didn't hear The Jerky Boys until 1994, but I was in stitches after the line "open 'yer fuckin' ears, jackass..." How I didn't die from laughing after hearing the rest of the CD is one of life's mysteries!
we were all in a Fedex store listening to this...same year 93...everybody.. workers, customers were on the floor...
"I'll tell you what.. call me tomorrow".."call ya when".."s'cuse me?"..* rustles with phone in anger *.."CALL YA WHEN" LOL
Yeah, don't give me that vague shit. Be specific, tough guy.
Looooool
I just love how he automatically just gives himself the job
Cutting class, gettin high, listening to Jerky Boys was part of my M-F schedule senior year of HS. I laugh just as hard now as I did 20+ yrs ago
Had this on CD and it brought tears. Actual tears. It was life changing.
Simply the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life.
The good old days of riding down to the beach with the old man and Jerky Boy cassettes in the car. 😂
What a timeless classic.
….guaranteed to make you laugh so hard you’ll cry.
Been listening to this for "18 years!” Still makes me LOL
"I just had to leave an old job because of differences with my fuckin boss."
I’ve sore ribs and stomach from laughing so hard! 😂
It's been more than 20 years and I still laugh at this. Classic comedy.
Your soul is dead if you don't find this hilarious.....
totally
I HAD PROBLEMS WIT MY BOSS
I know right.
Yeah I have all that shit tough guy
@@chevin79 FUKKIN BOSS
My late buddy Tommy Matthews showed me the Jerkey Boys. Rest in Peace Tom!
I got the first Jerky Boys CD in college and looked forward to each new one that they released. When they started doing incoming calls answering phony ads, it took things to another level still. I don’t know exactly what it was about these guys that made me laugh so hard, but their humor, attitude, quotes, and mixed metaphors became imbedded in my brain and have been a part of my vocabulary ever since. Thirty years later and not only do I continue to incorporate their phrases and words in my conversations, but I still listen to the calls when I’m in the mood. Turned all three of my sons on to them as well.
Long live the Jerky Boys sizzle chest!
I always watch where I walk on the beach so I dont step on piss clams. Jerky Boys 2 I got in 93 and it changed my life for the good forever. I can recite the sparky the clown call still as that may be the best one ever
“Yeah, auto mechanic”?
“YEAAAAAAAHHHH......”
MuhFeelz 😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂 I'm glad I'm not the only mf who finds that shit funny
Yeaaah... another fucking customer.
Differences with my fuckin boss lmao
I was on a paint crew and someone put this album on. Work just stopped because we were all laughing so hard, especially this track! Including the boss.
If you put the jerky boys on and the boss has a problem, leave that job.
"Pieces?! Pounds baby!'
Hahaha
Frank Rizzo is the man!
You’re a crum bum
R. I. Z. Z. O. !!! 💥💪👍💥
If I had to sole out to having one friend in life... I would pick Rizzo first.
The rest comes later... he gets things done! =D
He like that cool funny uncle we all wish we had lmao
Frank: "Well what about the job?"
Boss: "What do you mean what about the job, are you applyin for a job? "
Frank: "That's right tough guy."
Boss: "Yeah."
Frank: "Yeah."
This is the funniest exchange I've ever heard where at least one guy was serious.
I had differences with my FUCKIN boss!!!!
Over 30 years later and it still cracks me up.
Frank Rizzo actually had a job interview there for a second lol
GOLDEN! FkFace! We’d listen to JB on Cassettes in the 90’s. Jerky Boys are OGs of REALITy comedy, tv, u name it. They’re still just as funny. The more time passes the funnier these, prank calls are. Thank You, I needed the laugh, Pencil Neck.
The scenarios these guys came up with were what really sold the calls. Whether it was getting a scaffolding stuck up next to the fifth floor of a building and an old lady throwing hot clam chowder down on them or calling a piano tuner to come help get the rottweiler get unstuck from inside a piano...
Just pure brilliance
lol, Frank Rizzo is the reason why I started calling people tough guy.
"Rizzo ... FRANK RIZZO .. open your f%$%ing ears, Jackass!!"
@@deepsqueakdigger3728 That's one of my biggest memories of high school.
Work in a shop as a auto tech and I hear a line from this at least twice a day
We used to listen to these on road trips as a family. So many memories and we still quote them to this day
Dude! Every time I quote jerky boys my 67 year old dad splits a gut. It never fails.
Yeh! Huh? Should I bring my fuckin tools?
+Nicky T
Best line probably in the whole call! Dropped out of nowhere, was Hilarious!!
you suck
"Should I bring my FUCKIN' tools?" 🔧
If someone called me up and busted my balls like this I’d completely laugh out loud 😂 then I’d hire him and spent my days laughing like hell.
I needed to laugh/cry
And I knew just what would do it
Mission accomplished
Masterpiece!!!!
Brilliant, I remember listening to this back in the day.
Should I bring my Fuckin Tools .... Lmaooooooo
Wait a minute.....I gotta hire you first, guy....
hahahahahahaha
gflorko mother
well right now I had to leave an old job because of differences with my fuckin boss!
I found this cassette at the flea market. It’s great!
Reading the comments wow we were all there back in the day (30 +years wth happend) enjoying the Jerky Boys with our friends . This was my high school freshman year. Good times that will never come back.
I had a bootleg tape of these guys back in 92. Funniest shit ever.
If i talked to my boss like that on the phone he would probably die laughing.
“I’ll see you tomorrow with my tools fuck face” middle school me couldn’t get enough of this hahaha
This one will always make me cry laughing, come back to it every few years.
how bout i come in tomorra, i start work tomorra....now that's how you get hired.
Money Bloody I
Yes or no?
I gotta hire you first, guy.
@@LumpyAdams I'm the BEST
hey how has your life changed since you made this comment?
I HAD PROBLEMS WITH MY BOSS
fucking boss
I remember listening to this in the 90’s.😂
AS a 30 year mechanic, I love this
I wonder how many people who received these calls later heard themselves on the albums.
I always wondered that same thing
I love this. Memories of college years.
"wait a minute I gotta hire you first guy"
"Put ya boss on I'll talk to him!"
Hello
Def my favorite part.
Still funny! I always think of this when I walk in a dealership. Alway funny🤣
Love this job resume... " Experience... seven years! I worked on race cars for 18 years... I'm the BEST! I'm serious! I'll work circle around ya'! I'll rap your ... head in with a ratchet!" Now, that is what one might call qualified help!
As a service manager, I had a few calls like that. LOL
He had NO time to reply to hearing "I'll rap your f....head in with a ratchet." The pace was just too fast, lol
First time I ever heard from these guys was on 97.9 out of Baltimore Md. in the 1980's.
Post Covid this is how I apply to all jobs !
I gotta hire you first, guy
That specific line has been in my memory for over 25 years 😂 🤣 I'm so glad I found this
I'm the best.
You're the best?
That's right.
O.K.
I'm serious.
I know.
lmao!
1:57 “So I’ll see you tomorrow with my tools, F&@kface!” 😂
All these years later I still lol when he says I'll see you tomorrow with my tools F*** Face
“I have all that shit, tough guy”
I'll work CIRCLES around you guys! I''ll wrap your head in with a WRATCHET!
Ahh, the good old days….when everybody had a landline and the phone book was your oyster.
I’ve passed some of the cleaner ones on to my grandkids. They love this stuff. Parents aren’t too happy with me🤣
"You don't have anyone down there who will work like me" no offense Frank, but maybe that's a good thing 😂
“You don’t have to call me and talk to me like that”- birth of the first millennial.
Lmao!
Thats right i dont have to!...fuckface!
Yeah most millennials were toddlers when this was recorded, but you keep working on trying to have that first coherent thought tough guy.
Joseph, do you have a serious head-injury, tough guy?
7 years on race cars. 18 years race cars
This guy was absolutely ready to hire him