Doug Stanhope - Every Drug Should be Legal
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- Doug Stanhope
from Word of Mouth DVD
available at sacredcow.com
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This is excellent. I love how Doug doesn't give a shit if people get offended.
omg , my heart started beating 1000 times faster when i saw this girl at 1:21
Wonder what she looks like 09/15/2022? 😆
“Never done one drug in my life.” Alcohol is a drug.
So right on, the only times in my life I've ever done any 'hard' drugs has been in the situation he first described.
Drugs are pretty easy to get though I gotta say. Just last week my guy was out of town so I just went to the 7-11 down the road and waited in the parking lot for 5 minutes until I saw somebody that looked like he smoked pot and asked him. Took 45 minutes total before I had a dirty blunt in my hands.
try mushrooms with that theory
Here in WA state if it takes more than 15 minutes for you to get some bud, you either live in the middle of fuck nowhere (and even fuck nowhere has a weed store in WA state) or you're doing something horribly wrong.
thnaks, man. never would have realized how stupid i was without your help. gotta log off now and rethink my whole life. you, sir, are an INSPIRATION.
Log off, that’s hilarious. I haven’t heard that term in…….well about 14 years lol. Hope all is well all these years later.
He is so hammered, he is doing that "Blink only one eye thing" His left eye blinks, his right eye doesn't.
I can't believe people downrated this comment. Seriously, you just said exactely what Stanhope once said about himself in an interview. Stanhope is great, but most people don't really listen to what he says, except for some.
Drug Stanhope is still at the the party! some people never grow up!
I have so much respect for this guy. He could tell there were some square-ass tidy ignorant fucks in the audience who didn't agree at all with what he was saying but he just kept going.
It's been asked but why did the girls leave? Were they offended or something? Maybe inspired by Doug's mentioning coke and nipped to the bathroom for a couple lines? Can anyone explain?
+Trojan McCoy who cares, they are just people who have better things to do
Fair comment. It was just the fact that that tiny moment that was focused on made me wonder if something "untoward" had happened. Ha! Conditioning, eh?
it might've, don't know. I was sad to see them leave too
It's an early clip from a one hour special, they come back, and he fucks with them
She had to have a shit.
Drug Stanhope, every Doug should be legal.
But I'm dyslexic.
Respond to this video... In addition, check out 0:11 Doug does two things: 1) he looks down in front of him (likely at the ladies sitting there) and then he eyes up 'security' . Secondly, Doug makes a hint (to security it seems) to come and get his wife when Doug makes reference to his wife in his show. No security came to get his wife at 0:11 time frame but after 1: 18 Doug again gave an eye gesture to 'security' to come pick up his drunk ASS wife. So one of the ladies was his wife.
Last part is so true. My buddy and I have probably spent over half of our teenage years trying to find pot. And like a one thousandth actually smoking it.
It is absurd that it is illegal to take drugs. It is your body so you should be able to do what you want to it.
1:22 WHOO !! nice dress
People only pressed dislike to make the like bar look like a smokable.
About 2 weeks ago I about 6-10 (can't really remember) shots of vodka and a couple lines of coke. I'm still living.
I don't think they were kicked out. The one girl got up. He said "You going? Bye bye" and she got up and left. The other girl stayed.
tell em Stanhope...
I hold a very strong belief in the right of autonomy. In my opinion, to acknowledge someone's intrinsic right to liberty means that person also has the liberty to make dumb choices. So long as their actions don't infringe the rights of others, so be it. I see drug use and/or abuse as a health issue, not a criminal issue.
01:21 Off for a snort
dude i was thinking the same thing, so on point man.
Was wondering as well.
He says something like "you go, byebye"
and that's it ! she up and leaves : o
(she was wearing quite a salacious outfit
I'll add : )
They left on their own accord, he just noticed and urged them to go also :D
Thinking is a combination of assessment and recognition. When new situations come up, you compare them to old experiences. Thinking is not just accepting what is told to you. There's a difference between forming an opinion and regurgitating an opinion exactly as it was fed to you. You should know this, you're studying Psychology. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
It is someone's problem when a 17 year old (at the time under the influence of some variety of barbituate) breaks into my grandmother's house and steals some jewelry in order to finance his own drug habit. During "school" hours. This is not a hypothetical btw.
I wish I could meet doug in person! He must be the funnest person to hangout with ever. so fucking funny...
Thanks for the long reply. First, so you know where I'm coming from, a bit of history. My drug use is limited to alcohol, OTC allergy meds, and occasional NSAIDS. I have never used an illegal drug. I have never smoked anything. I'm not bragging. I say that only to disclose that I have no personal experience with the drugs I am debating about here. My opinions are solely based on philosophy, which is subject to change as I further explore this issue.
...to be continued.
@Supershake9595 Not sure how much alcohol he did but Kurt vonnegut lived to be 84 after smoking unflitered cigarettes a pack a day for 70 years.
William Wallace Foster(better known as the fox) not only was a drinker, but held the world record up until his death at the age of 68.
My 4th grade teacher did that, I told her it didn't make sense and I got in more trouble :(
awesomesauce, your reply was genius
He's not trying to bring a message or anything either, he just says whatever bothers him.
@Obsidian just not there for his show I guess. Drinks were empty, just looking for guys to buy them another and probably just talking to each other.
Doug had the stage, his audiance.
Liking what I see at 1:22.
Yes, he is and yes, he should be president.
@KristoferAndersson "People that dislike drugs are the people that have never done drugs or that sucked at doing drugs."
I'm curious too ! - Those are the kind of girls that you invite backstage , not kick out !
@irbthejames
Also the whole "Drugs" thing includes ALL drugs including Caffeine, Tobacco and Alcohol, As well as the Prescribed drugs that are usually MUCH stronger, and more readily available than the Illegal ones.
And, the thing about Cell phones happens MUCH more often (about a 400 to 1 ratio) than someone on "Illicit Drugs" even getting into an Accident of any kind because MOST know not to try to go places on Them because, the Cops are outside.
Women look pissed but the dudes love it lmao
You too champ. Don't forget to wear your helmet when you leave your institution.
Regarding your rationale of the cost/benefit analysis of cocaine, I agree with you on a *personal* level. That's why I've never used it and never will. Where I differ in opinion is that I don't believe I have the right to restrict someone else from using it. Others need to make that cost/benefit analysis for themselves. I don't believe I have the right to restrict anyone from doing anything to themselves. For that reason, I disagree with politicians and citizens that claim such a right.
I love comedy....George Carlin, Bill Burr....lots. This guy probably fits the 15 to 21 crowd.
Uh ok
I'm high as fuck, spent the day listening to Eminem and watching Doug, and my jaw is dropping at all the similarities between the two.
hahaha
not even
nothin is better than "yeska, weed, ganja, mota, cannabis, MARIJUANA!!!!!
1:18 she just remembered she left her kids at daycare
Why are you telling me this? I agree with you. You misinterpreted my point. I was making a point about how stupid it is to compare "people are just going to do it" with drugs and murder. There is a huge difference. Anyway who compares drugs and murder is stupid.
Thanks :)
Have a nice day.
High school kids are supposed to experiment with drugs.You need to experiment while in HS and college so you can figure out which ones you have a good time on and which ones you don't and go from there.
I completely agree with him.
And yes...I apologize for coming across as an ad hominem abusive. I should have approached it differently. It's called "considering the source" but I took it too far. For that, I'm really, honestly sorry.
I once met a man whose crack addiction is so severe he’s melted his brain to the point he can barely speak through his stutter and he twitches so badly he has to constantly throw his arms around. Another man who abused him as a child still follows him around, supporting his habit to the tune of over a hundred pounds a day to keep him quiet. That's the story anyway. Part I witnessed, part is hearsay. Legalisation plus abstinence will help this. Drugs can be fun. I stress the 'can'. LSD and DMT...
Wrong and that’s so stupid too, drugs melting your brain ok
Great stuff !
me too, but if not, its all the same, i dont need a higher force stronger then me.
AMen!
and sing and speak clear and rational thoughts.
who's the hottie?
why did these girls leave?
Yeah, what the hell happened at 1:20? They didn't do anything.
there need not be a legal restriction. you go ahead and take care of your girl as you wish. im sure you impose many rules upon her that aren't actual federal/state/city laws. raise your kid as you will but maybe you shouldn't make sure that others are raised in the same manner. live and let live, yo
why did he ask those 2 girls to leave?
I don't know if urban dictionary is a very prevalent source of accurate information...
@ertoliart But he said: "You go, bye-bye" as if he wanted them to leave. Hmm, weird...
Great bit!!!!
i don't even understand how a country with so much space per head of population expects to be able to enforce a law that fails in densely populated countries like Britain or japan, and stamp out use with minimum sentances when in Thailand they can't stop it with the death penalty, illegal or not there so available that it just doesn't make a difference im smoking a joint right now.
to be honest i gotta try to put this straight, alcohol isn't as powerful as you make it out to be, sure it lowers inhibitions but you won't do stupid stuff without there being some pre existing stupidity, and the same goes for violence non violent people are non violent even when drunk, the problem is there aren't that many non violent people any more because of the scare tactics you see on the news daily. moderation and dealing with pyscological promblems is the key.
Keso, people die from alcohol and tobacco more because they are extremely dangerous, not because they are legal. Statistics actually show the legalization lowers drug use.
it looked like they were getting up to leave anyway and the vid was edited together and it looked like a kickout. It was kinda odd to address those 2 like that but idk.
Psychadelic drugs should def be legal. Hopefully California will legalize shroom spores at the very least
@socdk I'm not a bitter person lashing out at people. I'm a law-abiding citizen who doesn't like criminals.
Very smart man.
I never said that I favor taking away the liberty of doing them.
You can do whatever you want with your body as far as I'm concerned, it's not my responsibility.
Just saying that I shouldn't be pressured to do them over some bullshit excuse of "opening my eyes" or the like.
I love the people who comment on this. It's like reading a bunch of Dough Stanhope's.
By the way, every drug SHOULD be legal. If certain drugs fuck kids up, let em learn the hard way.
@glorp896 I am a 22 year old male who smoked weed everyday since the age of 14. I graduated with a 3.4 GPA at 17 years old, and finished my bachelors degree in game and art design earlier this year. Also all 3 of my roommates smoked daily as well, and only one of them quit school because of family issues. Now back to your little claim you just made. A quick google of the entire report would tell you that this was not a study for just marijuana users, but people who smoke weed and drink heavily.
I would X. Cause nobody else does. I'm an underdog idealist.
FRAK YEA!
those girls at the very end didn't look like they were having a good time at all lol
I agree 100%. I so sick of all the lying and B.S. I've do coke every once and a while. So what? I'm not a bad person and I'm definitely NOT addicted to it.
1. Well, whatever a "single sitting" is, an "average person" does not exist because the same drugs are used very differently depending on culture, geography, class, education, goal, etc. There may be suggestions for therapeutic drugs, but only because they have a different rationale, that is to cure a disease with minimal side effects.
2. So you don't even know where the word "heroin" comes from? OK, this lecture is over, find another teacher.
All adults should have the right to do drugs, not all adults however should do drugs.
@deejayconan then why did stanhope say something like "you go, bye bye", right before she stood up?
Have a read of Mark Johnson in the Guardian UK paper. He knows what he's talking about.
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@thefutureboom
When you decide to criminalize things that are "bad", in your opinion, where do you stop? Where do you draw the line? More people die of car accidents than cocaine. Should cars be illegal? More people die of obesity related illness. Should high-fat and high-carb foods be illegal? Do you also think cigarettes should be criminalized? Smoke a marlboro, go to an ass-pounding federal prison? Where do you draw the line when you decide to criminalize things YOU think are "bad"?
he's not for the faint of heart.
watch the stanhope clip called "x rated", he explains himself to ppl like you
@cooljj82 When conservatives talk about "big government telling us what to do", they're usually referring to the federal government telling a large corporation that it doesn't have the right to (place incredibly unethical practice here). It's traditionally social conservatives who focus more on limiting other people's freedoms. Whether it's drugs, homosexuality, abortion, prostitution, etc. - you'll find it's social conservatives who cross their arms when confronted with granting freedoms.
Congratulations for finding Jesus, you just replaced one drug for another.
Holy shit Doug, I fucking love you.
I would have to say marijuana is far safer than alcohol. And it has a longer traditional history of use. I am not even sure why it is illegal if alcohol is not. Not that I care because I no longer smoke the crap.
@LighterOfDewbies well yeah,in lots of his videos.take for example his start here,its actually litteraly. =) he combined 2 sentences from 2 different bills videos
@MrFan32
I can only speak for myself.
I know that substances like amphetamine and heroin are perfectly illegal, yet I could use them the minute I want.
there are so many people that don't give any value to the law, that they don't care if it's illegal or not.
And those kind of people (also people who do drugs) don't care if it's legal or not.
@superjumpman92 if you watch the Rubber Fuck-My-Face bit (which apparently came before this), they show her looking a little uncomfortable, she must have gotten grossed out and decided to leave.
"You go... Bye bye!"
i agree
i don't think so... they we're leaving, and he said bye. kind've like: 'get out, we don't want you here anyway...'
LOL I like the part where he completely singles out two hot girls and dismisses them from the room.
i don't think it's too worrying if esp young people do a drug here and there to get the experience, but i don't think it should be legal. yes, alcohol and tobacco is legal, but just because they are doesn't mean we should also legalize everything else. there are simply substances that aren't good for you and your body on the long term, and sometimes people have to be protected from themselves. that has nothing to do with being a bore. a world with 90% drug addicts wouldn't work.
Actually is it worth mentioning, because it is a factor. Want to go through the trouble of wasting tax dollars for prohibiting something that can't really be prohibited? Why make something that people will do whether it's legal or not illegal?
It IS a valid argument, you just didn't get it.
Soundfrequency I think she was his girlfriend/wife. . .
I asked the same question, ten pages ago, and that was the reply.
So anyway, how are you going? What's going to happen to you this friday??
Don't know why my comments didn't display as a respond, anyway.
First post (most early): @WakeupStupid
Second: @Dopplerdog2000
Third (First post I made on this video):@Wykydtron6
yeah man, i totally agree. It's awesome to live a healthy lifestyle and stay healthy. I live off of a predominate plant-based food diet and excercise atleast four days a week. Yes, weed should be off schedule one, because our kids shouldn't have to suffer hefty consequences for smoking a little bit of pot. But, I don't really understand why you think everyone who smokes pot is an idiot. That is far from the truth, I know plenty of well of people who smoke pot it does far less damage than alcohol