Comedy Cellar Audition Fail | This Week In Zoltan Ep. 387

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  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 3 місяці тому +14

    STOP apologizing! You’re hilarious and super relatable.🤣✨💖✨🤣

  • @marthathompson2012
    @marthathompson2012 3 місяці тому +2

    I’m picturing Ross from FRIENDS saying “I’m fine!” 😂😂😂

  • @Gracelesshearts
    @Gracelesshearts 3 місяці тому +20

    It’s probably self-centered of me, but I think the comment he’s referring to might have been mine 🙁. It really was meant as the highest compliment! A few people were saying you always sound like you have new material about the towns you’re in, and I said I used to think comedians just came out and spoke off the top of their head and didn’t know till years later they had rehearsed sets. I said Zoltan was closest to that idea of unrehearsed new material. I think it’s more how dedicated you are to do that and not just have the same exact set you do over and over. I watch a lot of standup online (and occasionally irl), and you are my favorite! ❤❤❤ and Mike too! 😊

  • @markvandermeijen-page4111
    @markvandermeijen-page4111 3 місяці тому +4

    Zoltan.....don't doubt yourself, fella. I think you're one of the funniest comedians out there & I watch almost everything you make.
    I normally end up laughing right out loud, both at your humour & the antics the three of you get up to.
    Keep just being you. You're super-funny.

  • @rebeccasydney8563
    @rebeccasydney8563 3 місяці тому +11

    I love the three of you together!

  • @charlottetacy6729
    @charlottetacy6729 3 місяці тому +8

    I’m usually watching this by 5:30 a.m. after I feed all five cats. Crazy cat lady here. 😂

    • @charlottetacy6729
      @charlottetacy6729 3 місяці тому +4

      And my five cats were all FREE. They just show up. 😂

    • @MeowMal25
      @MeowMal25 3 місяці тому +1

      I've got 3, my daughter has 3, technically 6 total... My husband is the crazy one 😅

    • @charlottetacy6729
      @charlottetacy6729 3 місяці тому

      @@MeowMal25 🤣

  • @kentortiz916
    @kentortiz916 3 місяці тому +8

    Zoltan is made for podcast. you can see how comfortable he is. ❤

    • @Gracelesshearts
      @Gracelesshearts 3 місяці тому +3

      100% agree. He’ll do some of his stage jokes on the podcast but just have a natural conversation about them and it’s even funnier that way. I think the three of them have such great chemistry together, I love listening.

    • @kentortiz916
      @kentortiz916 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Gracelesshearts love their banter with each other

  • @WavzonRox39
    @WavzonRox39 3 місяці тому +4

    Good Lord Emma, thought getting scared of bridges after years of pure confidence was just me, Thanks for that!

  • @Gracelesshearts
    @Gracelesshearts 3 місяці тому +5

    Just a suggestion - you often just introduce Mike as “Mike on the ones and twos”. Anyone new who likes him has to figure out his last name to find him on UA-cam. It took me several episodes to even know he was also a standup comic, and is really great! Love you guys!! ❤️❤️❤️

    • @natalienelson8681
      @natalienelson8681 2 місяці тому

      Couldn’t you at least share his last name here?!🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 3 місяці тому +9

    Emma is so stunningly beautiful without even trying. She seems so incredibly kind too. The three of you have such great vibes together. Love the show! I always look forward to it every week, and I'm so sad (but happy you're caring for yourself) when there's no show. And, yes, comedy is an art. I can say it as a fan if you don't feel like you can. It's an art, period! No random fool can just step up and do it well.

  • @meyojimbo
    @meyojimbo 3 місяці тому +8

    I got a safe journal! It came with a card personally signed by Zoltan. It is beautiful quality.

  • @Loopie131
    @Loopie131 3 місяці тому +4

    "She's one of me?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @katecole6237
    @katecole6237 3 місяці тому +1

    I think you need a safe journal to work through that set. 😂😂

  • @nobodybutzach
    @nobodybutzach 3 місяці тому +3

    “When it’s on the line, I’m not your guy.” Zoltan 2024

  • @CarolSeeley-p6e
    @CarolSeeley-p6e 3 місяці тому +2

    Having a brain-frying, nerve-twanging morning and what do I see but Zoltan! Made my morning, guy!

  • @tmarkleyvb
    @tmarkleyvb 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for being real. I can so relate to your angst about people asking you for everything. At the start of my term a few years ago, I said yes to everything and burned out really quickly. I've had to change my people pleasing personality and learn how to say no. It's been really hard to go against my natural grain, but necessary for survival.

  • @passonthering
    @passonthering 3 місяці тому +2

    I enjoy your comedy shows very much. I must confess I have never sat through an entire podcast of any kind ever. Old guy. But listening to this just felt like hanging out with fun nice people. So thanks for putting it out there. :-)

    • @natalienelson8681
      @natalienelson8681 2 місяці тому +1

      Ditto. I’ve never before his. Old gal.😊

  • @aycaaltay9929
    @aycaaltay9929 3 місяці тому +4

    Welcome to the impostor syndrome club. Good thing is you have it if you’re doing good.

  • @janicelarson1672
    @janicelarson1672 3 місяці тому +2

    About the Helen Woodward animal shelter: My wife and I got a little dog there once cutest little puppy it cost over $400. By the time we walked out the door. We will never go back there. They were not honest with us about what happened to this puppy and why the puppy wasn’t adjusting properly we ended up taking the dog back after six weeks we will never go back and I will never support that agency ever again so you’re not the only one who feels that way I’m sure your mom got a lovely cat though.

  • @marthathompson2012
    @marthathompson2012 3 місяці тому

    You’re very funny and relatable, because you’re just so genuine and unique, your humor is something that comes from within, and never feels scripted or staged-it’s just something organic that flows and is always fresh and interesting!

  • @CZiNTrPT
    @CZiNTrPT 3 місяці тому +4

    “There is no comedian at any level of their career that doesn’t get nervous when Estee watches,” says Sarah Silverman. “No matter how you fight it, you want to impress her.”
    --
    But there is hope 😅
    Estee: And the best comic can have an off night. He can bomb. I want to know how they’re going to deal with it. Are they going to turn on the audience? I’ve seen that happen. I was devastated.

  • @GINOBLAZE
    @GINOBLAZE 3 місяці тому +1

    😆

  • @danielbreen3945
    @danielbreen3945 3 місяці тому

    Man, Emma's on a roll! 😂
    Keep crushing it Zoltan, you guys make my week every week. You're in the ranks with Conan and Mulaney in my book.

  • @MeowMal25
    @MeowMal25 3 місяці тому +1

    Hey Z! Healthcare open enrollment time!

  • @dianaholberg2300
    @dianaholberg2300 3 місяці тому

    Zoltan, the reasons I like you are not because you're relatable, or insecure, or any of those other things you think :) I like you because the way you look at things and think about them is just plain funny. Oh, and thanks for the Jason Mraz reference haha

  • @Gracelesshearts
    @Gracelesshearts 3 місяці тому +5

    I made a comment earlier… Mike ALBINESE needs to have his full name mentioned more in the podcasts. So I finally was able to find his last name and find his channel on UA-cam, and it has less than 500 followers I think?? Unless he has another one. In any case maybe Mike does other social media and not YT, but he’s really funny too, so support him if you can!

    • @zoltancomedy
      @zoltancomedy  3 місяці тому +1

      Yes go support Mike! @bigmanmike on all the socials

  • @marthathompson2012
    @marthathompson2012 3 місяці тому

    Love the shoe scraping! You’re so great!
    Look normal! 🤪🤣🤓

  • @massdebated
    @massdebated 3 місяці тому +1

    I have noticed that when you do a show where you're not in your audience you need to really just be in the mindset they are there to see you... and let your first 2 min just be some of your best prep and then once they get your style and time you will do much better.
    I love your style. I think you are the funniest comic in a while.

  • @deemarie1857
    @deemarie1857 3 місяці тому

    That's not how to deal with that problem - Dexter lmao

  • @SamHeine
    @SamHeine 3 місяці тому +1

    Yeah the whole psych out thing is what that break a leg thing is all about

  • @Gracelesshearts
    @Gracelesshearts 3 місяці тому

    Oh my god, Mike is dark sometimes and I’m here for it 😂.

  • @tonapittman
    @tonapittman 3 місяці тому +1

    I got one of those faces too, only it's also amplified 1000%.

  • @elizabethobrien5702
    @elizabethobrien5702 3 місяці тому

    What a beautiful cat 😺

  • @moosehunzie1880
    @moosehunzie1880 3 місяці тому +10

    Dude! You need to re-watch your own podcasts and turn this material into jokes...it's f'cking hilarious!

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 3 місяці тому

    You are most comfortable in this environment if you take it onstage you do great and the comment about you doing new stuff is for sure a compliment I have watched you for a long time and I can now tell when you are nervous lol but when you are comfortable it seems like your just hanging out talking to your audience and you almost always have local jokes that relate to where you are your sets even if you tell the same story are not an exact repeat of the last one I saw and literally so many comics today sound like they read from a script every time and off stage they are not at all as funny a their prepared sets you are always funny ask anyone that watches this podcast , the three of you are awesome together!

  • @robertwingate2446
    @robertwingate2446 23 дні тому

    Thank you

  • @matehavlik4559
    @matehavlik4559 3 місяці тому +2

    We do not touch Turkey 😄 🇭🇺👉🏻 👈🏼🇹🇷

  • @vlong7112
    @vlong7112 3 місяці тому

    "..Manifest the urine..?" 😅

  • @doydoy8107
    @doydoy8107 3 місяці тому +1

    Big fan. Can I open for you?
    Couple of comments. Club owners have a duty to be in the loop about who's doing how well and have a basic familiarity with the work and popularity of people who audition. It's not 1980. That you would have to audition is in and of itself absurd.
    As someone who's worked in shelters /sanctuaries - you're spot on. It's a giant racket. Do a cursory search of Glassdoor reviews of well known shelter employees. The level of discontent is disturbingly consistent. And the salaries for management... In animal welfare!?
    The podcast is hilarious.

  • @tracytaraski1490
    @tracytaraski1490 3 місяці тому

    Hi Zoltan!! #1 today!! ❤️. Hope you have a great day!!

  • @KayMurdock
    @KayMurdock 3 місяці тому

    You are so funny and charming....but it sounds like you are psyching yourself out by thinking about and talking about yourself, the more you are internalizing your fears. It's a bad habit to get into but easy to change if you focus on something good and happy.😊

  • @CarolSeeley-p6e
    @CarolSeeley-p6e 3 місяці тому +1

    BOO HOO SALES!!!!!!

  • @atdesignstudio
    @atdesignstudio 3 місяці тому +1

    What's up with Yoko Oh No adding nothing to this video? JK, love you guys!

  • @619caliman
    @619caliman 17 днів тому

    ACC in SD is waiting for you.

  • @TobychaserTobychaser
    @TobychaserTobychaser 3 місяці тому +1

    Oh wow Jim Norton .... yeah not a fan 😂

  • @Maphisto86
    @Maphisto86 3 місяці тому

    I was that T-ball kid Zoltan. Now though I am just starting my career well into my thirties. So … chin up, sport! ✌️
    😮‍💨😑

  • @Gracelesshearts
    @Gracelesshearts 3 місяці тому

    As far as face reading, at least on camera, Zoltan always looks happy and kind. Emma would make a great poker player, and we don’t get to see Mike enough to know 🙂.

  • @Gracelesshearts
    @Gracelesshearts 3 місяці тому

    I think Zoltan is way funnier than the comedy legends he’s mentioning.

  • @konroz
    @konroz 3 місяці тому +1

    Eszti is Hungarian nickname for Eszter, Estee sounds similar

  • @neen42
    @neen42 3 місяці тому

    Apparently, heavily sighing when you get to a line offends people. It's entirely unintentional - i'm just exhausted from existing.

  • @odetteuys1111
    @odetteuys1111 3 місяці тому +3

    Estee is from Israel

  • @WrightBMarie
    @WrightBMarie 3 місяці тому

    Sorry the club owner in Arkansas was a tool 😞. That was my first time going to that venue (I live about an hour south), and I absolutely loved your set. If I ever see you're booked somewhere in AR again I'll be sure to grab tickets. I promise we're not all self absorbed douchebags 😂

  • @TobychaserTobychaser
    @TobychaserTobychaser 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm in TX but have yet to go to comedy mothership, I appreciate more ur comedy there's thought to it. The Kill Tony sessions can b kinda meh, wow sex jokes ... how original. I do like Ari Matti sometimes. Don't get me started on Pete Davidson😡

  • @temperancegarrison8123
    @temperancegarrison8123 3 місяці тому

    My step dad was Polish, and Very tan

  • @Ohheythatsmybike
    @Ohheythatsmybike 3 місяці тому

    You need to invest in some Pee Bibs sir.

  • @cedarpoplar
    @cedarpoplar 3 місяці тому

    Someone is bound to say: package!

  • @kp50065
    @kp50065 3 місяці тому

  • @cedarpoplar
    @cedarpoplar 3 місяці тому

    Waffles 🧇

  • @cedarpoplar
    @cedarpoplar 3 місяці тому

    I like pancakes. I love you . I still want packages, though

  • @pagexx
    @pagexx 3 місяці тому

    So yup, I was right. Mark Normand knows you and stole a joke from you. He kinda stole a few from different comics. So disappointing. But you're much funnier than him; you'll be bigger.

  • @cedarpoplar
    @cedarpoplar 3 місяці тому

    I like pancakes

  • @cedarpoplar
    @cedarpoplar 3 місяці тому

    Nobody wants to heare...

  • @Gracelesshearts
    @Gracelesshearts 3 місяці тому

    Oh my god, Mike is dark sometimes and I’m here for it 😂.