Someone Stole From My Yard Sale | Zoltan Kaszas

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  • @Molloyjenn
    @Molloyjenn Рік тому +188

    One of the most underrated comics ever. He’s so quick and clever.

    • @whambalamb
      @whambalamb Рік тому +4

      for sure, he's a bottle rocket making his own way to the top.

    • @alecule
      @alecule 11 місяців тому +2

      and loads of fresh material

  • @dawnledesma4654
    @dawnledesma4654 Рік тому +248

    Man he's so good just making it up in the moment. Sign of a true comedian!!!!

    • @Songofthehealer
      @Songofthehealer Рік тому +14

      He’s awesome. Been following him through his chubby phase, 1st marriage , long hair (oh I miss the hair), no NYC 2nd marriage. What adventure are next, I wonder?

    • @blainemcknight7160
      @blainemcknight7160 Рік тому +4

      Yea he’s s riff off the real comedy block….experiential observational comedy.
      Mitch Hedberg-less heroin

    • @ginafrederick6241
      @ginafrederick6241 Рік тому +6

      I want to know this guy in real life!!!

    • @timcarrizales9832
      @timcarrizales9832 Рік тому +2

      Seen him live. He's such a funny guy, jokes around with the audience frequently

    • @maureenharrison6170
      @maureenharrison6170 Рік тому +4

      He's sooo good, he makes it seem spontaneous. But he knows his material.

  • @hollygordonphotography4805
    @hollygordonphotography4805 21 день тому +1

    And he’s hilarious without swearing, being wasted or harshly criticizing anyone. That takes talent. His cat stories (Jessica the Cat) are stuck in my head.🎉

  • @JohnEarlyChannel
    @JohnEarlyChannel Рік тому +122

    "Like an author not able to finish their novel...How can I kill the protagonist?"
    Genius.

  • @tiffanyb6420
    @tiffanyb6420 Рік тому +5

    Jan 6 war bit got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @skynosaka
    @skynosaka 2 місяці тому +2

    This guy may be a goofball, but his authenticity and clean comedy is some of the best I’ve come across a long time. I love this, dude!

  • @deelicious1610
    @deelicious1610 10 місяців тому +11

    Zoltan is brilliant. He puts local references in all his stops! Unlike other comedians who tend to do the same routine again and again, Zoltan is always fresh! ❤❤❤

  • @mr.zafner8295
    @mr.zafner8295 Рік тому +36

    This guy really has his own voice. Like he's got something to say, he's entertaining, it's obvious he's been working on his jokes, but he stands out from the crowd too

  • @julie007ght
    @julie007ght Рік тому +26

    “And this feels temporary!”

  • @Canny-Octopus
    @Canny-Octopus Рік тому +150

    I love that Zoltan just ragged on their town, at length, and they loved it. It was a bold choice and he made it work with his sheer charm and humor.

    • @sandiemccammon6343
      @sandiemccammon6343 Рік тому +6

      We had someone pay with fake $20’s at our yard sale and then spend time talking with police- evidently he was spending all over town!

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 Рік тому +9

      Did you notice people kept chiming in during his whole set?! Definitely PA hahahaha I was embarrassed and proud at the same time 😅

    • @Tophadoodledoo
      @Tophadoodledoo 11 місяців тому +3

      Definitely went over better than his time in Louisville

    • @briangray426
      @briangray426 7 місяців тому +4

      Well it takes a real psycho to get mad because someone talks bad about your town. Who cares what they think? Who cares what anyone thinks?

    • @Maphisto86
      @Maphisto86 7 місяців тому +3

      @@TophadoodledooDon’t you mean “LUWVILLE”? 🎃

  • @natev1956
    @natev1956 Рік тому +17

    Zoltan should def have a sitcom! He's very funny and likeable.

    • @doridavis5320
      @doridavis5320 Місяць тому

      but thats not a good idea. Who is he gonna have to sleep with?

  • @ancheriesmith5962
    @ancheriesmith5962 8 місяців тому +7

    I hope you never change. You're the best comedian ever❤😂😂😂

  • @alecsprinkle3382
    @alecsprinkle3382 Рік тому +18

    I love your chill vibes and how you’re still funny without getting riled up

  • @zodarian6705
    @zodarian6705 Рік тому +51

    Always good to see the z-man have something new out

  • @debbiefox6846
    @debbiefox6846 Рік тому +8

    What a genuinely likeable guy. Funny, clean comedy on the spot. Sign of a comic with talent. Good reading the room. I like how he added the pics in the routine. Made it even funnier. 😊

  • @Zombie6669muffin
    @Zombie6669muffin Рік тому +12

    you deserve a Netflix special for real lol

  • @sb-b3071
    @sb-b3071 Рік тому +13

    Every damn time he posts a new set it's album quality. Please. Never stop. Amazing.

  • @catlifechannel3886
    @catlifechannel3886 Рік тому +22

    Congrats on your wedding. Wishing you a life time of love and happiness together. ❤️
    Don’t lose your lovely smile in NYC.

  • @b1bailey
    @b1bailey Рік тому +68

    Hilarious as always! Congratulations on getting married and on your move. Best wishes for a long and happy life together.

  • @divagirl10
    @divagirl10 Рік тому +26

    Saw him in concert in Seattle. Cool guy. He even took his time out to do a small chat on instagram to inspire me to pursue comedy as I told him I'd love to try comedy improv someday. Down to earth. A natural talent.

  • @JpVicvega
    @JpVicvega Рік тому +17

    My favorite comedian of the last days!

  • @vagabond1776
    @vagabond1776 Рік тому +4

    Love the photos! Helps to connect with the jokes even more.😂

  • @drnol461
    @drnol461 Рік тому +14

    Hilarious! Genius crowd work, whole set kept me laughing. Thanks, Zoltan, and congrats on getting married!

  • @ogvic
    @ogvic Рік тому +28

    this video dropped at the perfect time, i can always count on zoltan’s standup to turn my day around

  • @sandiemccammon6343
    @sandiemccammon6343 Рік тому +14

    You’re hilarious! I love your name, your stories and ad-libbing with the audience

  • @jamiestewart7327
    @jamiestewart7327 Рік тому +10

    Zoltan is going to BLOW UP IN NEW YORK!!! Wish I lived there just for the standup comedy😂❤

  • @patricialutke5173
    @patricialutke5173 Рік тому +2

    You win 2023 Comedian of the year!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💕💕💕💕

  • @davidserlin8097
    @davidserlin8097 7 місяців тому +6

    Zoltan, we are living parallel lives. I grew up in Park Slope and moved to San Diego. I hope you are enjoying the transition even a year later. ❤

  • @TrippyDragon
    @TrippyDragon Рік тому +13

    I love how chill you are man! Your style is unique and real, don't ever change! We wait more cat jokes :D Love from Greece!

  • @judyvoois9980
    @judyvoois9980 Рік тому +6

    Thanks for the laughs and wishing you a long and joy-filled marriage. Enjoy Italy!

  • @amandafitzwater242
    @amandafitzwater242 Рік тому +5

    Awww he was literally in my town and I missed him bc of work!!!!
    My husband and I both were like “did he say Pottstown?! Like PA?!?”

    • @walterpiar2859
      @walterpiar2859 6 годин тому

      Next time, take a sick dig, go to the chiropractor and tell him to write you a note.
      Zoltan's worth it 😊

  • @janetmiller9215
    @janetmiller9215 Рік тому +16

    Zoltan, you even made my yard sale -from-hell seem funny. I've vowed to never have one again and never to haggle again! Keep your videos coming, please. 😂 Seeing you in person is on my bucket list. ❤

  • @Danny81ish
    @Danny81ish Рік тому +3

    You're awesome Zoltan. .. Keep up the great work, you freaking rock bro..!!

  • @JoshuaOLake
    @JoshuaOLake 10 місяців тому

    “Smile until he leaves”!!!! I love Zoltan!!❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂

  • @PammieGonzalez
    @PammieGonzalez Рік тому +17

    Zoltan, you rock!! I watched you when you had long hair and no beard. One of my favorite jokes is when you talked about how dogs greet you compared to cats. Your eyes got so big. With that long hair you looked so funny! I loved it. Hope you come to central Texas.

  • @dawnmaestascowell6930
    @dawnmaestascowell6930 Рік тому +20

    Thank you for sharing your laughter at a time so needed ! ❤️ I appreciate your kindness Zoltan

  • @KarenYoung-l4x
    @KarenYoung-l4x 9 місяців тому +2

    He's the best young comic!

  • @missydavis6678
    @missydavis6678 Рік тому +1

    I love your comedy and appreciate that your speech is pretty clean. No guilt, and still just as funny!😅

  • @Jonathanwebb100
    @Jonathanwebb100 Рік тому +6

    Great vid. Your stand up feels so effortless but also polished. Great set.

  • @markkaplan7290
    @markkaplan7290 Рік тому +14

    This gon be good

  • @KarmaTSVb
    @KarmaTSVb 11 місяців тому

    My favorite new comedian along with Dan Cummins, who caught my attention 4 years ago. I resonate with this brand of comedy. I’m just a year older, and he airs so much of his material that he’s practically giving it away for free. So grateful. ❤ Love from lower Michigan, the breadbasket of the Great Lakes!

  • @KittyCat511
    @KittyCat511 Рік тому +3

    Comedic genius. He really pays attention to the crowd

  • @flaval24
    @flaval24 Рік тому +13

    Congrats on your marriage, hope you share long, happy lives!
    Cant believe you moved to New York though.

  • @MAGyess
    @MAGyess Рік тому +1

    20:42 Was that a sympathetic hug in the middle of his comedy?
    That is impressive!

  • @greghofbauer
    @greghofbauer Рік тому +28

    Congrats 🎉 I'm having an elopement wedding next month too 🙌 Every single show you post is so different and hilarious. You are comic genius ❤️

  • @doridavis5320
    @doridavis5320 Місяць тому +1

    Zoltan says he’s gonna retire next year…. he is so hilarious. The whole “cat” thing is so funny. Listened to it at least 50+ times.

  • @menarussell
    @menarussell Рік тому +2

    You're one of my Top Favorite comedians. I love your voice and the way you talk and deliver.
    Thank youuu!

  • @sheherazahde5611
    @sheherazahde5611 14 днів тому

    I love how he can make his normal day into a comedy routine!

  • @Katzi01
    @Katzi01 4 місяці тому

    I could listen to you for hours! You are amazing!

  • @JamesMiddletonIV
    @JamesMiddletonIV Рік тому +3

    Zoltan is hilarious!

  • @juststoppingby390
    @juststoppingby390 Рік тому +1

    Absolutely love Zoltan I would pay to just be in his company let alone get the chance of a comedy gig

  • @jwvandegronden
    @jwvandegronden 5 місяців тому

    I started following him when he was still happily marrried/living together, I watched his standup routine processing his breakup and now I hear him talk about marriage and moving to New York! He’s going places and living proof we have a future ;-) thanks man!! Love your comedy, your banter and your dry wit combined with a certain slang that somehow radiated confidence you know what you’re on about :D love love love your take on life! Thanks!!

  • @thisiswinters4626
    @thisiswinters4626 Рік тому +9

    How is this guy not famous yet?

  • @evinnra2779
    @evinnra2779 Рік тому +5

    True, when I began watching your comedy uploads, the Hungarian name made me do it. What made me come back for more, however, was the content. Congratulation for your wedding, may you have a long and happy life together. :)

  • @robertwingate2446
    @robertwingate2446 3 місяці тому

    This guy just keeps bringing it..didnt know what would happen when he got a hair cut..but im a real fan 💙💙

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 Рік тому +1

    What a treat, thank you for uploading!

  • @patriciapuchelt4663
    @patriciapuchelt4663 Рік тому +1

    He is the best! So happy for you and Emma❤🎉🎉

  • @Colonel2005
    @Colonel2005 Рік тому +2

    Love this guys stand up one of the best stand up UA-cam recommendations they have sent my way.

  • @jmissesblac2006
    @jmissesblac2006 Рік тому +6

    You should have named this clip, "My Mother's A Communist", it was the funniest part. I wish there was more about that. The look at your money and then go to sleep part had me cackling, lol.

  • @LoudLin86
    @LoudLin86 Рік тому +3

    Congratulations in your wedding! 🎉Wishing you and Emma all the very best 💞

  • @CrossCultural-c7f
    @CrossCultural-c7f Рік тому +6

    Thanks!

  • @a.r.r.5626
    @a.r.r.5626 Рік тому

    Love watching this guy's material...so funny!

  • @johnblandersen1626
    @johnblandersen1626 Рік тому +6

    Hey Zoltan! I love that you have the same name as a genie, because you always make my comedy wishes come true! So funny! It's very impressive that you consistently put out high quality content! Seen every one of your specials, and this one has great premises and solid delivery!

  • @pennybags9635
    @pennybags9635 7 місяців тому

    I watch all his specials, he’s my fav by far

  • @lisajean228
    @lisajean228 5 місяців тому

    Thanks!loving your material and delivery!😊

  • @joeytumbleson9723
    @joeytumbleson9723 Рік тому +30

    His newish look is good, but his long hair was iconic!

  • @time2bherenow
    @time2bherenow Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the laughs! I knew you were going to make it big the first time I saw you and it’s happening. Congratulations to you & Emma! May all your dreams come true. 🌈

  • @jonofthehill
    @jonofthehill 4 місяці тому

    I don't care what all the commentators on all these videos say, you don't need a Netflix or Amazon special.
    If you're making enough off of touring and youtube to actually move to New York and live, you're doing just fine.
    I first saw the Dry Bar special way back in the day and have watched every one of your releases on here.
    You're one of the best of this time in comedy.

  • @805Coastal
    @805Coastal 9 місяців тому

    Another great video Zoltan!! Thank you! =}

  • @vlong7112
    @vlong7112 3 місяці тому

    Thoroughly enjoying your comedy, thank you for sharing 🙏🏽

  • @AshleyKiMiller
    @AshleyKiMiller Рік тому +4

    Congrats to you and Emma! 🌸💐🌻💐🌸

  • @jeanneblondewomanstamping9788
    @jeanneblondewomanstamping9788 Рік тому +4

    Congratulations on your marriage, and moving to New York. Best wishes for a wonderful life there. 🎉🎉🎉 And wow, your mom is so pretty. 😊

  • @FeastForThought
    @FeastForThought Рік тому +7

    Great Stuff as always.
    I also think that haggling is simply part of the experience, it's not about the money it's about psychological warfare 😂

  • @heatherstrattonwilliams8276
    @heatherstrattonwilliams8276 Рік тому +1

    Yay, the wedding happened!! And you moved!! Congratulations! I’ve been off the socials and missed so much. You are on your WAY now!!! 🎉

  • @dyan785
    @dyan785 Рік тому

    He’s just a slam dunk every time. Hope he gets a special or a show or both.

  • @ParsnipGod
    @ParsnipGod 2 дні тому

    I love how Zoltan comments on every venue he attends. It’s either too good or too bad, never just right. One day Zoltan will have his Goldilocks moment and find his “just right” comedy club

  • @nattamused9074
    @nattamused9074 Рік тому +7

    Our funniest yard sale experiences always involve being completely robbed by little kids. Goes like this, the mother is busy haggling about nickels and dimes “No hablas?” while her kids literally just put whatever they want in the car as fast as they can. It’s happened to us in Los Angeles and in Dallas. Societal norms no longer apply.

  • @parkcaro
    @parkcaro Рік тому +4

    My insurance agent was named Zoltan, went by Zoli. Before that, his dad was my agent for about 20 years, and my favorite thing about him besides how nice he was, was how he would answer the phone: "Hello, Hi, this is Janos". Every time. Hello Hi.

  • @erinexplosion
    @erinexplosion Рік тому +2

    Thanks for the laughs and congrats on your marriage!

  • @Matt.Thompson.1976
    @Matt.Thompson.1976 Рік тому

    Thanks Mr. Z. U R Awesome! Very funny as per usual.

  • @90_sGirl
    @90_sGirl 11 місяців тому

    I love that alot, if not the majority, of his jokes come from real life experiences.

  • @ujudit14
    @ujudit14 7 місяців тому

    I am Hungarian and I love that is a great Hungarian comedian!!!!

  • @leili2673
    @leili2673 7 місяців тому

    I love Zoltan !

  • @earthisflat
    @earthisflat Рік тому

    First Hungarian American comedian I've ever heard, nice I love hearing jokes about my relatives

  • @Oneil873
    @Oneil873 Рік тому

    Yeeeaww Know....🤣🤣🤣 Love how he says it

  • @evelyntodd9946
    @evelyntodd9946 Рік тому +60

    I would love to hear more about the cats. Having two cats can lead to insanity.

    • @rippedtorn2310
      @rippedtorn2310 Рік тому +4

      Try that with the addition of a Whippet and a greyhound . Prize madness .

    • @catlifechannel3886
      @catlifechannel3886 Рік тому +3

      Having cats and fostering cats is even more fun. 😉

    • @shellswetrick3395
      @shellswetrick3395 Рік тому +3

      As a kid we had 11 cats 😅😅

    • @rachelraccoon5565
      @rachelraccoon5565 Рік тому +3

      Try having 10! lol

    • @allcatz
      @allcatz Рік тому +3

      I had 14 cats some years ago; fosters that didn't get adopted.

  • @bettyschneider5268
    @bettyschneider5268 Рік тому +2

    Congratulations! On your marriage 💓 👩‍❤️‍👨 & new place in New York! 🌃🌉🗽

  • @beth-annrock237
    @beth-annrock237 Рік тому +1

    LOVE ZOLTAN ❤❤❤❤

  • @gaarasandguy
    @gaarasandguy Рік тому +2

    He looks so different in every special

  • @mollysilverman6803
    @mollysilverman6803 Рік тому

    Respect the hospitality. ❤

  • @t.ron314
    @t.ron314 Рік тому

    What a wholesome joke to end on ❤

  • @donnabraden3126
    @donnabraden3126 Рік тому +2

    Congratulations on getting married. Your wife is beautiful and you seem really happy! I wish you both all the best!!!! And your mom looks great! She’s a year older than me and she looks like she’s 30!

  • @thebackgammonsalmon3975
    @thebackgammonsalmon3975 Рік тому +2

    The plants in his house are gorgeous! Who else is betting that's his wife's work, since she's the one who knows about cherry blossoms? 🌸

  • @Steph-rj1uc
    @Steph-rj1uc Рік тому +7

    I haggled once and was so proud of myself. Then I realized all I did was argue with a stranger to save 50 cents and I have not haggled again.

  • @dshepherd107
    @dshepherd107 Рік тому

    I just discovered you! I’ve kinda been in a cave the last few years bc of some damned illness.
    I really like listening to talented comedians bc you folks make me laugh, & that makes me feel better.
    That said, I live in New York north of Albany in Hudson-Mohawk Rivers valley. Pretty rural. When you said you just moved to NYC, I sat up & stared at you too, thinking.. “Wait what? You moved to NYC.. now?? Post Covid?” 😂
    Hell , we don’t even think about going to the city now. It’s not the same. Protect your neck, my guy.
    Loved your standup. Wish you all the best! Congratulations on getting married. 🍻

  • @Armor_Dillo
    @Armor_Dillo 8 місяців тому

    Very end of this video has some solid eye contact 😳 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexbenoit9456
    @alexbenoit9456 Рік тому +1

    Really good set ! Thanks Zoltan !

  • @suewinter3693
    @suewinter3693 Рік тому

    ALWAYS a hoot!

  • @ericsissenwein3601
    @ericsissenwein3601 9 місяців тому

    Saw your show with my son in Escondido. It was the second time we saw you live. Great show! I was born in Brooklyn so I can appreciate your new home that too. You told a story about not going into the hallway until your neighbor got on the elevator. So NY!!! Hilarious!! All the best. You are great!

  • @roses2ndborn
    @roses2ndborn Рік тому

    Love his delivery 😂😂😂