Zoltan, I have two phd’s and our average phd amount in the office is 1.5. You are our favorite comedian. And we didn’t even chat that much before I made them accidentally discover you. I was listening to your parakeet story in the White Lies special and couldn’t contain myself. The others wondered what was so funny and I showed them. Since then you’re always in our office. “That’s not how the cow eats the corn” is in our daily language. We love Emma and Mike, too! If you see a table looking like the United Nations at one of your shows, that’s us.
Blessed to have been in the audience that night. Zoltan what a hilarious set, the women’s laugh Was great. Our party had the same experience trying to find the venue we came from New Braunfels second show we’ve seen, the first show in Austin, fans for life. Y’all make us laugh hard.
Thank you for giving us laughter. your point of view is hilarious. I listen to you everyday. You put a smile on my face everyday. Wish you would come to Santa Rosa CA.
Thank you for the super fun comedy break (laughed out loud multiple times) on my break between snow plowing and Christmas baking :) You're the best! Sending this to my dad who also loves your shows!
My fiance is a doctoral student at Texas a&m and we both love and watch your comedy. You can claim an honorary history PhD 😂 just mention ww1. Also, I go to buccees all the time when I visit him and the description was very accurate 😂😂😂
At 6 minutes and 12 seconds I literally laughed out loud. Before that I was just smiling but then at around the 12 second mark I laughed so loud 🤣 "that's like I went to college"
I love that he is on tour, we get new videos all the time, thank you Zoltan! I am in brazil and unemployed so no money, so i can't go to your shows, but I really appreciate the videos you post ❤
Another great clip, Zoltan! I love your stuff. I sure hope you can book a few shows in the Bay Area now that you're back in California. The few times you've come through, I've always had to miss it due to my court dates.
I’m a speeder and Texas drivers put my speeding to shame 😂 I do 75 in a 60 and feel wild 🤪 then I moved to San Antonio and my ole Volvo couldn’t keep up 😂
I love Buccees too. My sister gives me a hard time. She thinks it’s very stupid. I’m like “How serious does a gas station need to be? What’s wrong with fun?” For whatever it’s worth, if you’re ever up in the Dallas area, you must eat the tacos at Fuel City. While you’re there, get’cha a nice daiquiri or margarita. Tacos, and Brisket, and sweet beaver nuggets.
Anyone know the song Zoltan walks on stage to? I hear it with every video I have been watching and I am now singing along to it lol Fingers crossed he makes his way over here to good ol Canada cause I GOT to see his stand up live! OR maybe I can take a road trip to Grand Rapids....hmmmm.....
I went to Ecuador, which is the hometown of my ex-boyfriend and he was so worried I was gonna get sick, but he got sick and was in the hospital overnight. I stayed with him because I was worried, but I never got sick.
They said they are going to Zoom him in for the podcasts. Hoping it works, and doesn’t lose the nuance of having him there in person! The three of them together have become my favorite podcast!
He sorta joked Emma (his wife) was miserable there. Zoltan isn’t there as much because he tours, so she’s the one there. They’ve joked about how small their place is, issues with shipping her books too, which I would imagine is tiresome in NY. I’m not sure if she’s from San Diego too, but if so, it makes sense she just wants to be back home, and he’s on the road so much her being happy in the city she’s living in makes more sense. They are sort of “Californians” too. As a Californian, as bad as it can be politically, I’d still rather live here than New York.
Barefoot shoes too California bougie, lol, get some freakin moccasins for a fraction of cost, lasts for years and healthier since it is real leather. And you can still look BoHo bougie.
I'm glad you're doing well. It's well deserved. But man, don't go down that pretend-shoe/tesla/juice cleanse road. Buy a motorcycle. You don't have to ride it. Just keep it somewhere you can look at it and say "I own a motorcycle". Your soul will thank you for it. I have three bikes that I look at.
Just so you know, having all those flags is NOT cool. I didn't even hear anything after that. I've watched you for a while. That just hit a nerve. Sorry.
Basically it’s freedom of choice in TX. I live here and there were Biden/Kamala flags if you want, TRUMP flags, rainbow flags, Israel flags, you can do Palestinian if you want to. It is a bit shocking when you first come here to see everyone “living out loud” (as in other states I’ve lived in it doesn’t feel ok) but there is a feeling of freedom to do it and not worry too much about it.
It's just the ideology or mentality behind a lot of the people who wave/fly them. If you see too many of all those flags clustered in one place, it is usually by people who have racist sentiments. I speak from experience. In general, I appreciate Zoltan's comedy. He was just a little too excited about all of those worrying flags, and it caught me off guard. But, I don't really know where he stands or falls. I'm just saying, for me, it was immediately disappointing. That's the end of me commenting.
I love the way you always put the local things into your comedy. That's such a strong asset of your style.
@@mattgiant8836 yesssss. He's so smart he's so talented
The ad lib local stuff is epic. That is proof that you are an amazing comic.
Thanks!
That’s awesome!! 😊
That is one helluva endorsement. Wait... is that Killeen, with interest? 🤣
OMG! You’re awesome
god DAYUM
Wow
Zoltan, I have two phd’s and our average phd amount in the office is 1.5. You are our favorite comedian. And we didn’t even chat that much before I made them accidentally discover you.
I was listening to your parakeet story in the White Lies special and couldn’t contain myself. The others wondered what was so funny and I showed them. Since then you’re always in our office. “That’s not how the cow eats the corn” is in our daily language.
We love Emma and Mike, too!
If you see a table looking like the United Nations at one of your shows, that’s us.
SATX will ALWAYS be my favorite place. And Zoltan rocks it (as usual)
I really love the added local stuff!! I learn a little funny stuff about a new specific area too! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Zoltan.ive known you from the cat days....you always make me laugh....best to you and Emma😊
So many new clips lately, thank you!
9:20 Missed opportunity to call them "gunny bears" 🐻
Right to gummy bear arms!
I'm not a quitter!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite comedian. Always makes me laugh! Love the podcast with Emma and Mike too
TY for the upload! The only way to watch you from Brazil 😊❤
Blessed to have been in the audience that night. Zoltan what a hilarious set, the women’s laugh Was great. Our party had the same experience trying to find the venue we came from New Braunfels second show we’ve seen, the first show in Austin, fans for life. Y’all make us laugh hard.
It was so great to see you live, for the first time. My abs hurt so bad by the time the show ended. Thanks for coming to SATX!
Great stuff!! You’re one of the funniest comedians out there 🩷
Thank you kindly 🙏
Been watching your videos and you’re hilarious!! Keep it up!!!
Thank you for giving us laughter. your point of view is hilarious. I listen to you everyday. You put a smile on my face everyday. Wish you would come to Santa Rosa CA.
Yes!! I’ve been begging him to come to the North Bay! I’m in Sonoma.
well, I have a doctorate and I WANT a UA-cam plaque, so I think you're winning! lmao
Same 😂
Thank you for the super fun comedy break (laughed out loud multiple times) on my break between snow plowing and Christmas baking :) You're the best! Sending this to my dad who also loves your shows!
My fiance is a doctoral student at Texas a&m and we both love and watch your comedy. You can claim an honorary history PhD 😂 just mention ww1. Also, I go to buccees all the time when I visit him and the description was very accurate 😂😂😂
One after another, boom boom boom. Keep it goin Zoltan! We're lovin it!
Gas station food is the best food after a hard night out... lol
You know Texas. Great crowd work.
At 6 minutes and 12 seconds I literally laughed out loud. Before that I was just smiling but then at around the 12 second mark I laughed so loud 🤣 "that's like I went to college"
Yes, be patient, he'll get you eventually.
Couldn't make the San Antonio show but so glad you posted some content, bud 🤙 Always a pleasure
Zoltan just keeps getting better and better. And better.
Thank you for this man and Happy Holidays to you and yours!
I’m no quitter.
Loser sometimes BUT not a quitter. Lol
I didn’t know you were coming to San Antonio! How did I miss this!
He’s has Dallas & Ft Worth dates in January!
😂😂😂 thanks for always making me laugh and forget about the hard times! Merry Christmas 🎁
Z MAN!! Happy Monday, everyone! 🥳
Merry Christmas, Zoltan and Emma!!! ❤
I love that he is on tour, we get new videos all the time, thank you Zoltan! I am in brazil and unemployed so no money, so i can't go to your shows, but I really appreciate the videos you post ❤
SOLD OUT sir, just sayin' remember that❤
IT'S THE ZEEEEEEEEEE-MAAAN !!!!
Another great clip, Zoltan! I love your stuff. I sure hope you can book a few shows in the Bay Area now that you're back in California. The few times you've come through, I've always had to miss it due to my court dates.
My dream is to visit Buc ees one day!!! Brisket, I’m coming!
Great set!
11:06 i had to sit down my bong & lighter bro omg yes!
Thats awesome you came down to San Antonio! Dig what you do man!
Can’t wait to see this guy in Dallas next month!
Damn I wish I knew you were coming to my city
You are the best comedian out there! ❤
Does he think there’s only one Buccee’s in Texas? LOL They’re everywhere across the state and beyond now I think.
I live in N TX 5 mins from me one direction and the next one is only 9 miles away.
@@glee_again2594 yep they’re everywhere! It cracks me up how excited people get over the place. When I see ppl wearing a Buccee’s shirt I roll my eyes
merry christmas to emma, your family and you! thanks for all the laughs!
Zoltan!!! Please come to the deep South... we can take you on an alligator hunt and really show you a good time 😂
The Starlight! In Killeen OMG I WAS THERE
It was a wonderful show and thank you for the juice sticker.
I'm eating buccees while I'm watching this!
I did finish the video Zoltan love your comedy!
Love your comedy!
There’s nothing more American than a gas station hot dog 😂😂
How do you not have more likes? You're so damn good. Want to do a show nobody will get? Come to Kauai!
A variation of the gummy bears is legal… also don’t tell ppl you’re from Cali in Tx 😂
Bucee’s employees also get paid per hour more than most places. That’s something to sing about!
I still can't believe people were displeased with the CEO bit. I thought it was great.
We don't have boars in Texas, we have hogs. Great content!
Hope your PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILIN' this holiday😉 My all time favorite movie is HEAR NO EVIL SEE NO EVIL😁 Hope I see ya 2025
Swing by Nashville when ya can
I love the improv, but it would be nice to see something prepared. You can do it Zoltan!
I’m a speeder and Texas drivers put my speeding to shame 😂 I do 75 in a 60 and feel wild 🤪 then I moved to San Antonio and my ole Volvo couldn’t keep up 😂
I lived in Killeen, TX, in the late 70s.
Your pacing has really sped up ... still funny 😉
Move to Texas!
I love Buccees too. My sister gives me a hard time. She thinks it’s very stupid.
I’m like “How serious does a gas station need to be? What’s wrong with fun?”
For whatever it’s worth, if you’re ever up in the Dallas area, you must eat the tacos at Fuel City.
While you’re there, get’cha a nice daiquiri or margarita.
Tacos, and Brisket, and sweet beaver nuggets.
Damn. When did this happen?!? I don’t live far from this. :/
Try Golden Ginger Ale. More potent. well wishes! 😄
Anyone know the song Zoltan walks on stage to? I hear it with every video I have been watching and I am now singing along to it lol
Fingers crossed he makes his way over here to good ol Canada cause I GOT to see his stand up live!
OR maybe I can take a road trip to Grand Rapids....hmmmm.....
😂😂😂
I went to Ecuador, which is the hometown of my ex-boyfriend and he was so worried I was gonna get sick, but he got sick and was in the hospital overnight. I stayed with him because I was worried, but I never got sick.
Gummies are not illegal in Texas. I get gummies from various stores all the time! It’s only certain chemicals and doses that are illegal
Hey, can someone catch me up? I only saw the bit where Zoltan's in his car talking to the camera.
You & Emma moved back to San Diego? What about Mike???
They said they are going to Zoom him in for the podcasts. Hoping it works, and doesn’t lose the nuance of having him there in person! The three of them together have become my favorite podcast!
😆😆😆
Tesla?!
:( Zoltan.
New Orleans or Baton Rouge?!?
❤️
👍
I tried to buy a ticket for Grand Rapids on your website, are you sold out? Help, it's glitching.
I really want to know why Zoltan left NYC so fast. I’m not sure he even lived there a full year.
He sorta joked Emma (his wife) was miserable there. Zoltan isn’t there as much because he tours, so she’s the one there. They’ve joked about how small their place is, issues with shipping her books too, which I would imagine is tiresome in NY. I’m not sure if she’s from San Diego too, but if so, it makes sense she just wants to be back home, and he’s on the road so much her being happy in the city she’s living in makes more sense. They are sort of “Californians” too. As a Californian, as bad as it can be politically, I’d still rather live here than New York.
wait... what? that was it? 😞
He has a link to his full special in the description, but considering your comment I'm guessing you've seen it
@@LabGeckoI don't see any link to the full special. At any rate, I never get enough of his material
@@BaldAndCurious I'm on PC so it might be somewhere different, but it's below the video, just under Zoltan's name, and then below the view count.
Barefoot shoes too California bougie, lol, get some freakin moccasins for a fraction of cost, lasts for years and healthier since it is real leather. And you can still look BoHo bougie.
Don’t like how I can hear some random guy’s commentary all the while you were on stage. Just watch the show!!! 😒
That "here we go" 🙄 sir please.
Feel free to upload your recording
“I know how to upload” 🙂
@ YES that pissed me off omg
I'm glad you're doing well. It's well deserved. But man, don't go down that pretend-shoe/tesla/juice cleanse road. Buy a motorcycle. You don't have to ride it. Just keep it somewhere you can look at it and say "I own a motorcycle". Your soul will thank you for it. I have three bikes that I look at.
There are weed shops selling weed in Texas.
Just so you know, having all those flags is NOT cool. I didn't even hear anything after that. I've watched you for a while. That just hit a nerve. Sorry.
What's not okay about flags? Honestly curious
Basically it’s freedom of choice in TX. I live here and there were Biden/Kamala flags if you want, TRUMP flags, rainbow flags, Israel flags, you can do Palestinian if you want to. It is a bit shocking when you first come here to see everyone “living out loud” (as in other states I’ve lived in it doesn’t feel ok) but there is a feeling of freedom to do it and not worry too much about it.
It's just the ideology or mentality behind a lot of the people who wave/fly them. If you see too many of all those flags clustered in one place, it is usually by people who have racist sentiments. I speak from experience. In general, I appreciate Zoltan's comedy. He was just a little too excited about all of those worrying flags, and it caught me off guard. But, I don't really know where he stands or falls. I'm just saying, for me, it was immediately disappointing. That's the end of me commenting.
To me its divisive. Shows everyone, who not to like. The same ppl that complain about pride flags are obsessed about trump flags
Wow. He used to be great. 3 mins in and I'm out. Good luck, Z.