DAZ WATCHES LIFE HACKS FOR PARENTS

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  • @dazgames
    @dazgames  5 років тому +17265

    Yes XD in my high school we did trampoline lessons!

    • @luvaeh4077
      @luvaeh4077 5 років тому +292

      Wow-

    • @catmeow3286
      @catmeow3286 5 років тому +169

      love u daz

    • @jogough8100
      @jogough8100 5 років тому +276

      Daz Games wow! We never do it at my school it’s all boring now 😂

    • @sumz1182
      @sumz1182 5 років тому +85

      Ur my fave as well as lazar beam could u shout me out daz as always stay dazzling

    • @TheGeneralTommy
      @TheGeneralTommy 5 років тому +41

      Dab

  • @No-bg6hz
    @No-bg6hz 5 років тому +1947

    Daz: I actually had a crush on her!
    Daz *with the straightest face*: Until she nearly crushed me

    • @jt5690
      @jt5690 4 роки тому +1

      How do u have 1000 likes but only two comments?

    • @No-bg6hz
      @No-bg6hz 4 роки тому +5

      @@jt5690 it’s a skill many people have yet to acquire💅🏻

    • @firewarrior5828
      @firewarrior5828 4 роки тому +1

      Is it possible to learn this power?

    • @kexiu2899
      @kexiu2899 3 роки тому

      Daz is the best ua-cam.com/video/-Xc8HtfN-p4/v-deo.html

    • @Gimdxtr
      @Gimdxtr 2 роки тому

      @@jt5690 It says four comments but I only see three.

  • @janiebrinkley5303
    @janiebrinkley5303 4 роки тому +5847

    At this point daz isn’t a UA-camr he is my therapist

  • @hazzyh8905
    @hazzyh8905 5 років тому +11103

    Can we all admire daz's light up pac man in the background

    • @robby4850
      @robby4850 5 років тому +35

      No... no we cant

    • @MrCorgitalks
      @MrCorgitalks 5 років тому +158

      My fat ass thought it was an emoji

    • @sleepy1066
      @sleepy1066 5 років тому +92

      @@MrCorgitalks you have exactly 7 minutes to live before a mob appears in front of your house for that

    • @evie_xx2168
      @evie_xx2168 5 років тому +14

      Lol

    • @blueroll1526
      @blueroll1526 5 років тому +23

      Absolutely glorious

  • @thewackypackkid1416
    @thewackypackkid1416 2 роки тому +118

    I found Daz on vine back in 2014-2015 when I was 14/15 and I’m now 21 almost 22 and I have 2 kids of my own and 4 bonus children. It’s been a hell of a ride, and I thank you daz, you’re the most constant thing in my life.

  • @lanigobeckmetic364
    @lanigobeckmetic364 5 років тому +8379

    Daz: let’s face it children are awful
    his daughter: *am i a joke to you*

  • @stephaniejoobern1001
    @stephaniejoobern1001 5 років тому +597

    It's always so heartwarming when Daz talks about his daughter and how proud he is/brags lol adorable idk why

    • @vigge1212
      @vigge1212 5 років тому +9

      I wouldn’t say he’s bragging as much as complaining (with love) though

  • @Ruthite
    @Ruthite 5 років тому +2024

    “Did I give her her medicine today? If I give her more it could kill her- screw it she has school tomorrow, she’s havin it”

  • @thesableyefan2761
    @thesableyefan2761 3 роки тому +875

    Daz: “frozen bread!? Disgusting!”
    Me: *american noises*

    • @caitlinlilyrose
      @caitlinlilyrose 3 роки тому +17

      Wait Americans do that!?

    • @thesableyefan2761
      @thesableyefan2761 3 роки тому +16

      @@caitlinlilyrose they’re called uncrustables look it up

    • @urlocalmenace_.
      @urlocalmenace_. 3 роки тому +5

      @@thesableyefan2761 I heat them up

    • @Bibblebeedoobeedeep
      @Bibblebeedoobeedeep 3 роки тому +43

      ,,,we put bread in the freezer to keep it safe and when we need a new loaf we take it out and put it in the toastee

    • @thesableyefan2761
      @thesableyefan2761 3 роки тому +5

      @@Bibblebeedoobeedeep I do that too but I was talking about uncrustables

  • @woolust
    @woolust 5 років тому +417

    Daz: “So in trampoline class-“
    Me: -Flash backs of almost having an asthma attack when being forced to run the entire field

    • @t1rect774
      @t1rect774 5 років тому +12

      Relatable

    • @pridefullhomo4952
      @pridefullhomo4952 5 років тому +15

      Ah yes running round the three sports fields while the teacher says you can get your enhaler from the locker room once you run the track ... Bitch your missing the point

    • @arandomuser3680
      @arandomuser3680 5 років тому +6

      This happened to me, they forced me to run 1500m, I still have nightmares 😂

  • @elloguvna6820
    @elloguvna6820 4 роки тому +3920

    “I had a crush on her”
    “Until she nearly crushed me”
    i cried🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @angus9165
    @angus9165 3 роки тому +36

    “I actually had a crush on her, until she nearly crushed me”😂😂😂

  • @sofiazohrabyan5986
    @sofiazohrabyan5986 4 роки тому +746

    “I look pregnant” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m still dying about that

    • @adriannewarner1496
      @adriannewarner1496 4 роки тому +5

      Legend says she is still dieing to this day.

    • @Potato436_
      @Potato436_ 4 роки тому +5

      Wow... what’s the afterlife like? Or u just still dying

    • @-Zperco
      @-Zperco 4 роки тому +2

      Mad respect for daz

  • @dia.sykorova7776
    @dia.sykorova7776 3 роки тому +1626

    “Take away kids charger so they can’t use their phone”
    Kids after watching some troom troom- Guess its lemon time

  • @tessalucia3449
    @tessalucia3449 3 роки тому +425

    “Teacher???”
    “Yes Daz”
    “I’ve got an idea. F**k no.”

  • @edierippon7502
    @edierippon7502 3 роки тому +44

    Daz : im gona use that !
    His daughter : starts hiding her chargers

  • @smelfii
    @smelfii 4 роки тому +1382

    "I've banned glitter," those sound like the words of a traumatized man

  • @corenholt337
    @corenholt337 4 роки тому +2149

    Daz: "Let's face it, children are awful"
    Me: "I do try my best"

  • @userr.404
    @userr.404 4 роки тому +405

    Bless daz’s heart honestly
    Although he didn’t sound like he had such a great and easy childhood, He is still such a great dad with such a care for his daughter, she’s gonna be amazing and well taught as she grows up x I love daz and he’s always cheering me up

    • @bella3134
      @bella3134 4 роки тому +10

      Same he's got me through some tough times

    • @zacherelmackerel5832
      @zacherelmackerel5832 4 роки тому +3

      For some reason I read this as Blezz Dass’s heart 😂

    • @israelserrano9292
      @israelserrano9292 4 роки тому +2

      Don't get any ideas.

    • @floppybacon_buster918
      @floppybacon_buster918 4 роки тому +2

      That is very wholesome nice comment and I am glad that there are still some youtouber that their comment section are not corrupted such as Daz and crazyRussianhacker

    • @userr.404
      @userr.404 4 роки тому +1

      Anabella Taylor right? He’s just so sweet man

  • @sydneebundy4842
    @sydneebundy4842 10 місяців тому +8

    My mom buys loaves of bread and will freeze them so when one loaf runs out we pull out another and let it defrost. You'd actually be surprised at the fact the bread does not get soggy or gross or moldy. Honestly I thought a lot of people did that. 🤣🤣

  • @BuenoPigeon
    @BuenoPigeon 5 років тому +782

    Daz: "my daughter was the easiest baby"
    Also Daz: "my daughter was *so* hard to potty train"

    • @CassidyStarke
      @CassidyStarke 5 років тому +19

      Joseph Murrell
      Pretty sure she wasn’t a baby when he potty trained her.

    • @BuenoPigeon
      @BuenoPigeon 5 років тому +8

      @@CassidyStarke bloody hell when do you potty train your kids, in their teens?

    • @CassidyStarke
      @CassidyStarke 5 років тому +21

      Joseph Murrell
      As a toddler....

    • @evie_xx2168
      @evie_xx2168 5 років тому +5

      He probably meant she didn’t keep him up all night 😂

    • @BrittanyNiicole
      @BrittanyNiicole 5 років тому +13

      You don't potty train a baby, you potty train a toddler

  • @lenix3815
    @lenix3815 5 років тому +685

    Do I hear a “reacting to my pregnant fan-fiction”
    🤭🤣

  • @dragnsmeldy3566
    @dragnsmeldy3566 5 років тому +435

    " Crumbs! Everywhere! ... She turns everything into a loaf of bread! "

    • @AlohaKarlee
      @AlohaKarlee 5 років тому +7

      Dragøns Melødy the caption translated that part into “loaf of pet”, not bread 😂😂

    • @kallidolan8089
      @kallidolan8089 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha that part happened as soon as I saw this

  • @awalsh6375
    @awalsh6375 3 роки тому +41

    You could see how sad day was when he said, “Cause she’s almost a teenager..”

  • @sabaton4836
    @sabaton4836 5 років тому +558

    Daz: my daughter is a saint.
    My parents: I’ll pay you to trade children.

  • @KamisatoAsh
    @KamisatoAsh 5 років тому +661

    Daz: "I look pregnant"
    Me: *mutters under my breath* relatable very relatable

    • @hermaeusmora3254
      @hermaeusmora3254 5 років тому +4

      Indeed

    • @beanie3332
      @beanie3332 5 років тому

      Yah xD

    • @itsjustjasmine9093
      @itsjustjasmine9093 5 років тому

      I k r

    • @Auraa10
      @Auraa10 5 років тому

      Yes when I was 7 or 8 my friends friend said are u pregnant in my head I was thinking this guy DOES NOT know where baby’s come and laughing

  • @melanier9263
    @melanier9263 5 років тому +2760

    Why did my school not have a trampoline class... I feel cheated.

    • @denzinos9210
      @denzinos9210 5 років тому +12

      Melanie R we do

    • @harryminaj4608
      @harryminaj4608 5 років тому +33

      It’s
      Not
      Fun

    • @froggy_vods5994
      @froggy_vods5994 5 років тому +44

      Melanie R its called torture. British schools. Help me.

    • @georgialawton7084
      @georgialawton7084 5 років тому +16

      You should feel lucky. They're terrible

    • @aeoaormdnaog
      @aeoaormdnaog 5 років тому +28

      I did, a kid flew away, that one bash of the class hit her head off a roof, and you had to preform to the teacher infront of everyone, jumping,
      This is also british, so you know it was worse x2

  • @Jay-zm9qe
    @Jay-zm9qe 2 роки тому +12

    8:07 she turns everything into a loaf of bread 😂

  • @mooncrumble9036
    @mooncrumble9036 5 років тому +457

    Daz: "In trampoline class-"
    *my school didn't even have a playground, we had a parking lot that had 12 spaces for 3 whole ass grades*

    • @jodylouise7564
      @jodylouise7564 4 роки тому +1

      OMG same xD

    • @Redkarmaa
      @Redkarmaa 4 роки тому +2

      I think he did it in gym or elementary school. But he doesn’t live in the us so it could be different and he did have a playground there

    • @kathybrown9897
      @kathybrown9897 4 роки тому +1

      Moon Boi my school had a playground for 6 grades. 😂

    • @kaitlyn.elizbeth291
      @kaitlyn.elizbeth291 4 роки тому

      My school had a useless courtyard that had tables in it even though eating outside was banned.

    • @camilo5541
      @camilo5541 4 роки тому +1

      Moon Boi ha same but my school is k-12

  • @explodingsnowmanyt
    @explodingsnowmanyt 4 роки тому +300

    “Don’t do that fandom shit, ‘Ohhh das is pregnant!’ I look pregnant..”
    I chocked on my tea

  • @stephaniejoobern1001
    @stephaniejoobern1001 5 років тому +226

    2:23
    My mom looking at these on Facebook even though all her kids are grown up

  • @lilymailloyd5848
    @lilymailloyd5848 4 місяці тому +385

    Who is here at 2024/2025

  • @gabicat6873
    @gabicat6873 4 роки тому +1012

    The “Hows it goin dazzlers!” Was translated to “Oscar Douglas” in the CC XD

    • @xxfighterbooxx7294
      @xxfighterbooxx7294 4 роки тому +7

      Oml

    • @ekj9019
      @ekj9019 4 роки тому +5

      Ye same 🤣

    • @bigman9447
      @bigman9447 4 роки тому +31

      POV: You tried it

    • @Flores_de_Iseul
      @Flores_de_Iseul 4 роки тому +5

      I did that when I saw the comment. I just had to.

    • @mahekarfan4019
      @mahekarfan4019 4 роки тому +5

      Loool and when he said i acc had a crush on her it translated to i acc had a cross on her 😂😂

  • @koichan7774
    @koichan7774 5 років тому +565

    Daz: dont take your children's electronics just take their chargers
    Me: *remembers mum watches daz*
    Also me: *PANIC*

  • @melissauchtmann5447
    @melissauchtmann5447 5 років тому +376

    DAZ : I’m pregnant
    Every one is it Linda’s

    • @violetm3022
      @violetm3022 4 роки тому +2

      Melissa Uchtmann 😂😂😂 (have a nice day 🙂)

    • @avaellisvlogs
      @avaellisvlogs 4 роки тому +1

      They goin' -3-

    • @violetm3022
      @violetm3022 4 роки тому

      Kellie Brownlie hello 👋 what do you mean

    • @codgod56rulz40
      @codgod56rulz40 4 роки тому +1

      literally no one

  • @given_takenn
    @given_takenn 3 роки тому +19

    daz: imma use the charger hack
    his daughter: i better get some new charges

  • @catwantssushi2614
    @catwantssushi2614 4 роки тому +882

    Daz: she's worse now that she's almost a teenager
    me as a teenager: looks at parents

    • @kinnordjhs8694
      @kinnordjhs8694 4 роки тому +10

      When I have kids I won’t need time out or taking the charger cause they’ll have toys and shit. And as they get older I’ll bike with them. They will have a phone. But it’ll just be one that’s completely disconnected except for the find my iPhone. So if something were to happen I could at least kind of track it for the police. Or take it upon me and kill the guy who took my kid.

    • @catwantssushi2614
      @catwantssushi2614 4 роки тому +7

      @@kinnordjhs8694 good luck I was a hand full

    • @kinnordjhs8694
      @kinnordjhs8694 4 роки тому +5

      @@catwantssushi2614 I wouldn’t care. I’d rather my kid have a social life then an online one

    • @eleanorglitter3255
      @eleanorglitter3255 4 роки тому +14

      @@kinnordjhs8694 u say that as ur on yt and probably on other social media

    • @catwantssushi2614
      @catwantssushi2614 4 роки тому +5

      @@kinnordjhs8694 again gl having kids in general seems like a nightmare

  • @annieee8661
    @annieee8661 5 років тому +251

    Daz: *i have a sister, she’s awful...awful*
    me: *same Daz...she’s give me a kidney but not her charger*

    • @charliedoves1113
      @charliedoves1113 5 років тому +1

      😂😂

    • @pebbles3609
      @pebbles3609 5 років тому +17

      Who needs a kidney when ur phone is dying am I right?

    • @mememagee6808
      @mememagee6808 5 років тому

      Damn really man

    • @chugs6817
      @chugs6817 5 років тому +5

      Nobody000 phone dying is way more important then you dying. That’s a fact

    • @pebbles3609
      @pebbles3609 5 років тому +1

      @@chugs6817 Yeah ikr! UwU

  • @esa3027
    @esa3027 4 роки тому +432

    Daz: "I look pregnant"
    Me too Daz, me too

  • @zayyxlexx57
    @zayyxlexx57 2 роки тому +7

    5:05 lmao Daz just skips all the fruits

  • @minyoongles105
    @minyoongles105 5 років тому +270

    Daz: that carbord would last two seconds... I'd punch a hole through it
    Me: *same daz same*

  • @Marie-dg2hz
    @Marie-dg2hz 5 років тому +291

    “I look pregnant.” - Daz 2019

  • @David-fb8hz
    @David-fb8hz 5 років тому +268

    10:41 finally i’m not the only one who sits. Sitting is just so easier

    • @BronyBurningAxe
      @BronyBurningAxe 5 років тому +11

      Right? Thank god I'm not alone in that regard haha. XD

    • @Nathan54367
      @Nathan54367 5 років тому +4

      Same

    • @bluemoon2874
      @bluemoon2874 5 років тому +4

      My step father does it and his over 40 years old

    • @edits0257
      @edits0257 5 років тому +4

      Same hahah so true tho, 9/10 if you pee while standing then it fucking goes everywhere

    • @Zi_101
      @Zi_101 5 років тому +4

      I only stand in public toilets

  • @LUHVBERY
    @LUHVBERY 2 місяці тому +3

    6:26 just pull it towards you and it opens all drawers

  • @clarkegriffiths6252
    @clarkegriffiths6252 5 років тому +345

    Me:
    See daz’s face on my yt
    Me: automatically clicks on it
    Edit : wow 200 likes most I’ve ever had 😂

    • @Likkkku
      @Likkkku 5 років тому +1

      Clarke Griffiths I do that as well 🤣

    • @samanthawinson9743
      @samanthawinson9743 5 років тому +2

      I do that too!......But what if its a hate video........

    • @ellieprice9484
      @ellieprice9484 5 років тому +1

      Same. I barely see the titles anymore 😂

    • @ThatAceAsh
      @ThatAceAsh 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @rachelcoulman4372
      @rachelcoulman4372 5 років тому

      same here it always turn out funny!

  • @bangtanboizus9094
    @bangtanboizus9094 5 років тому +655

    “That’s not a hack that’s just abuse!” I’m crying 😂
    Thank you for 357 likes dazzlers :)

  • @ifdogsmeow6067
    @ifdogsmeow6067 5 років тому +162

    I think Daz Is a great daddy
    Daz: my daughter is a saint ⭐️
    Me: yes, yes she is

    • @zach4936
      @zach4936 5 років тому +9

      Ehhhh ok...

    • @cba6719
      @cba6719 5 років тому +10

      Daddy sounds quite wrong . . . 😂😂

    • @dustwinebirds9123
      @dustwinebirds9123 5 років тому +2

      Forever Unknown you have been corrupted

    • @N.hop2003
      @N.hop2003 5 років тому

      Dustwinebirds I think we all are considering we understand 😂😂

    • @alana4554
      @alana4554 5 років тому

      ...uhh okay

  • @th3j
    @th3j Рік тому +5

    Whenever I'm sad I watch daz and everything fades away🥰

  • @lisahofman9208
    @lisahofman9208 4 роки тому +395

    Daz: ever had frozen bread?
    me as a dutch person: Well yeah, almost every day.

    • @neleceuppens3682
      @neleceuppens3682 3 роки тому +12

      same you just defrost it in the microwave and its not soggy at all

    • @madelinegraciasmc
      @madelinegraciasmc 3 роки тому +7

      @@neleceuppens3682 I thought it was just me when daz said it was weird 😂

    • @neleceuppens3682
      @neleceuppens3682 3 роки тому +6

      @@madelinegraciasmc yeah it taste just the same and it’s easy

    • @joshuamahieu8954
      @joshuamahieu8954 3 роки тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHAH Echt he😂

    • @hhhilde16
      @hhhilde16 3 роки тому +1

      Same #dutchies

  • @lucyonline5271
    @lucyonline5271 5 років тому +39

    *Take away your kids charger*
    Daz: I'm gonna use that one, haha! I'm gonna use that!!
    Sarah listening in on his conversation: *hides all chargers in the house*

  • @evielewis7968
    @evielewis7968 5 років тому +154

    “Daz is pregnant
    I look pregnant”
    -daz 2019

  • @Mehmedi_404
    @Mehmedi_404 Рік тому +2

    10:49 sitting down is underrated ✊😄

  • @aaronkayser1026
    @aaronkayser1026 4 роки тому +256

    Daz: it’s the most inaccurate weapon in the universe!
    Storm trooper rifle: you dare challenge me?

    • @Blorg687
      @Blorg687 4 роки тому +2

      Ahem he said in the world ._.
      But I get what mean

    • @ThatSnake4720
      @ThatSnake4720 4 роки тому +3

      I was literally gonna comment that🤣 🚫🧢

    • @marcodisalvo7895
      @marcodisalvo7895 4 роки тому +1

      true

    • @ThatSnake4720
      @ThatSnake4720 4 роки тому +1

      @Angus McLellan Yeah true,the blasters are actually supposed to be really good

    • @abiwalala
      @abiwalala 4 роки тому

      Ik you guys have heard people say this multiple times before but please subscribe to my channel

  • @cheyennehardin3028
    @cheyennehardin3028 4 роки тому +70

    “It wouldn’t last 2 seconds, before I would punch a hole through it”
    ..me I felt that so much... thanks Daz for my new favorite quote to share with my brother and sisters 💕🥺

  • @666Vampirefromhell
    @666Vampirefromhell 5 років тому +58

    "When punishing kids don't confiscate their devices. Confiscate their chargers."
    Every parent in the world:
    HALLELUJAH, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 5 років тому +1

      My step father did that to me.. when I was 17.. 3 weeks before I was 18. None of my friends lent me a charger, and said "you'll survive without it". Like bish! You can't go 5 minutes without checking your phone! And you think my phone would survive a week?!

  • @SCRIBBLEDIBBLE_15.yt.
    @SCRIBBLEDIBBLE_15.yt. Рік тому +4

    7:21 probably so the kids can get a cup whenever they want

  • @SilverAg_
    @SilverAg_ 4 роки тому +726

    Glitter is horrific. I haven’t used it in years, yet i still find it in the carpets.

    • @iiomqfaderz
      @iiomqfaderz 4 роки тому +27

      The glitter is scarier than your father

    • @SilverAg_
      @SilverAg_ 4 роки тому +9

      ii omqfaderz I can agree.

    • @mathiastheapprentice
      @mathiastheapprentice 4 роки тому +4

      Nobody shines brighter than the carpet.

    • @Idolish_Aurelite
      @Idolish_Aurelite 4 роки тому +4

      Glitter is like a nightmare in your dreams! Once it's on the ground, it won't be easy to clean it up!

    • @SilverAg_
      @SilverAg_ 4 роки тому +2

      Ramune_ Lemonade that is 100% true

  • @cutie1740
    @cutie1740 4 роки тому +232

    "Invent something to clean up the paint" has no one else used garbage bags over the tables?

  • @nicolecireland
    @nicolecireland 4 роки тому +290

    Daz’s daughter in the other room like: 👁💧👄💧👁

  • @GeraldConrad-fu9sz
    @GeraldConrad-fu9sz Місяць тому +2

    Crazy how a 5 year old video seems like it wasn't made too long ago, but to a persons life it feels like forever.

  • @Cassfig
    @Cassfig 5 років тому +664

    Actually, we freeze bread when we don’t have anywhere to put it and it actually keeps it more fresh. It doesn’t defrost soggy either

    • @emokittypurrr5864
      @emokittypurrr5864 5 років тому +22

      This is very true

    • @xoticsam
      @xoticsam 5 років тому +24

      my family does this. it does work💀

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia 5 років тому +18

      yes we freeze bread when we're not using it, but when it comes to making a sandwich, you have to defrost it. you can't make a sandwich, then put it in the freezer and then defrost the entire sandwich, and if you do then that's fucking gross

    • @Emsky1989
      @Emsky1989 5 років тому +16

      I'm glad my family isn't the only one that does this. My mum would always buy two, maybe three, loaves of bread, keep one out and put the others in freezer. When we'd have just less than half left, she'd take one of others out to defrost overnight

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia 5 років тому +4

      @@Emsky1989 yes same here.

  • @Maiyyyaaaa
    @Maiyyyaaaa 4 роки тому +899

    Daz:
    Frozen bread is disgusting
    The rest of central Europe: so you are telling me that you haven't got 10 kilos of bread in your freezer?

    • @maybabyy3458
      @maybabyy3458 4 роки тому +26

      I'm american and my mom does that. 6 loaves in the freezer and 10 in the pantry 🤣

    • @Maiyyyaaaa
      @Maiyyyaaaa 4 роки тому +11

      @@maybabyy3458 So it's not gust Europe 😂

    • @maybabyy3458
      @maybabyy3458 4 роки тому +6

      @@Maiyyyaaaa no sir🤣

    • @-blackandblue-4803
      @-blackandblue-4803 4 роки тому +17

      americans be like: wait what's a kilo

    • @laurenblachford1501
      @laurenblachford1501 4 роки тому +3

      i’m english and my mum has always frozen bread, it’s ok don’t love it but don’t hate it

  • @omiinousx4619
    @omiinousx4619 5 років тому +160

    Daz games:
    Games: 2%
    Reactions: 98%

    • @Oogwayne
      @Oogwayne 5 років тому

      That's a sick profile pic.

    • @Oogwayne
      @Oogwayne 5 років тому

      @lil larry Wut?

    • @panny8506
      @panny8506 5 років тому

      And I’m ok with that :)

  • @staceymallette-hein8504
    @staceymallette-hein8504 11 місяців тому +2

    ❤❤❤❤Daz....you wait for the bread to defrost, so it's not wet.....rofl😂😂😂😂😂😂 don't eat wet bread daz .......😅😅😅😅

  • @icogacha7290
    @icogacha7290 3 роки тому +479

    Daz: Just blow on it and stop being lazing!
    Me: *Sticks fry out the window to cool it*

    • @SilverCipher00
      @SilverCipher00 3 роки тому +21

      It's all fun and games until a bug lands on it at 50 MPH

    • @melodygreenlee4367
      @melodygreenlee4367 3 роки тому +2

      True😆😆

    • @crue_lover
      @crue_lover 3 роки тому +1

      i thought i was the only one who did that im glad im not lmao

    • @icogacha7290
      @icogacha7290 3 роки тому

      @@crue_lover nope your not the only one done it since I was a kid ^-^

    • @icogacha7290
      @icogacha7290 3 роки тому +1

      @@SilverCipher00 then you yeet the fry ¥^¥

  • @user-ub9zx5eh4q
    @user-ub9zx5eh4q 5 років тому +508

    Am I the only one who’s mum freezes bread

  • @Lilyut
    @Lilyut 5 років тому +40

    Daz: ''I sit down to pee''
    Me: *THANKKKKKKKKKKK* *YOUUUUUUUU* *DAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

  • @LucindaNazer
    @LucindaNazer Рік тому +2

    My mum said that when I was a baby I would try to eat the spoon she had to try and force it out I had such a strong grip!😂

  • @parkermell
    @parkermell 4 роки тому +72

    Dance moms quote but it felt fitting-
    “You don’t always like your sister, but you’ll always love your sister.”

  • @yourpapixto1789
    @yourpapixto1789 5 років тому +154

    “oh daz is pregnant...i look pregnant” 😂💀
    edit- ho-ly shit..i left with like 2 likes and come back to over 100 😳 wew! thank you :)

  • @ninjadoggo8658
    @ninjadoggo8658 4 роки тому +206

    Daz: “You don’t need to look like a firework”
    Katie pary: 🎵baby I’m a fiiiiiiiiiiiirework🎵
    (I think I spelled her name wrong)

    • @Ghostaroni
      @Ghostaroni 4 роки тому +14

      *Katy Perry
      There u go 😊

    • @ninjadoggo8658
      @ninjadoggo8658 4 роки тому +9

      @@Ghostaroni Thank you for your help

    • @ninjadoggo8658
      @ninjadoggo8658 4 роки тому +8

      @@Ghostaroni :)

    • @Ttilton-kx5ql
      @Ttilton-kx5ql 3 роки тому +4

      @@ninjadoggo8658 Sometimes I forget how to spell her name too.

    • @ninjadoggo8658
      @ninjadoggo8658 3 роки тому +5

      @@Ttilton-kx5ql finally I’m not the only one

  • @emsworld8491
    @emsworld8491 2 роки тому +5

    When he used the “ take away their chargers” I went “once I made 6 %last 23 hours😂”

  • @Prymbra
    @Prymbra 5 років тому +81

    00:01 " Welcome back to Daz *GAMES* " I turned my volume down right after that! 😂

  • @kaiulanisnyderisbored3988
    @kaiulanisnyderisbored3988 4 роки тому +111

    Daz talking about sitting down to pee: it’s way easier
    Me: what a saint we don’t deserve him do we

    • @avaellisvlogs
      @avaellisvlogs 4 роки тому +2

      True dat

    • @SAVAGEGARD3N
      @SAVAGEGARD3N 4 роки тому +2

      kalani Ono girls have to put up with the cold seats always lmao

  • @yeetpea5302
    @yeetpea5302 5 років тому +50

    The cardboard straw bit had me rolling up. 😂😂

  • @kelseyj6781
    @kelseyj6781 2 роки тому +1

    10:35 imagine your husbands friends come over and see this and accept the challenge and now every guy is waiting in a line to play

  • @RubberDucky-ri1nb
    @RubberDucky-ri1nb 4 роки тому +111

    Daz: a chicken nugget..nice. Ooh an onion ring!
    Me: No....that’s another chicken nugget 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nikoloose-arrow1278
      @nikoloose-arrow1278 4 роки тому +3

      haa thats funny i was wondering if you can subscribe to me

    • @shittttttt8016
      @shittttttt8016 4 роки тому +2

      CK Neekolii gaming haha ok

    • @eveslife5940
      @eveslife5940 4 роки тому +1

      RubberDucky#5001 same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @unicornsandpopcorn7618
      @unicornsandpopcorn7618 4 роки тому

      no its not

    • @nikoloose-arrow1278
      @nikoloose-arrow1278 4 роки тому

      yah skibbydibby I’m sorry I’m self promoting my self I just don’t know how to get more subs :(

  • @EmperorFriezaTheSaiyanBeater
    @EmperorFriezaTheSaiyanBeater 3 роки тому +122

    "I wont finish my meal because I've already eaten...THE STRAW"
    How's he say stuff like this with a straight face as soon as I would think of it I would die from laughter

    • @ShiggysBae
      @ShiggysBae 2 роки тому

      So true lol then people ask what ur laughing Abt 😂

  • @hadenbledsoe4862
    @hadenbledsoe4862 4 роки тому +153

    “I’m trampoline class” here in America we have automotive class. Where you go to the auto shop to watch your teacher wash a car, and you learn absolutely nothing about cars.

    • @sophietangeman5586
      @sophietangeman5586 4 роки тому +6

      In Australia all we have is basketball, soccer, tennis, netball and the oval with a cricket area and grass paint for running

    • @brettgallo2807
      @brettgallo2807 4 роки тому

      Bleh Haden bro where in the US is that I want in

    • @bugmoss1394
      @bugmoss1394 4 роки тому

      Do you not do trampolining in PE in America It’s pretty common in the uk?

    • @solarskyess
      @solarskyess 4 роки тому

      Bella Moss no not in the south at least. I wish!!!

    • @kirianaremy323
      @kirianaremy323 4 роки тому +3

      Bella Moss -bro I wish we had trampoline class. All we have here are perverts for p.e. Teachers

  • @TiamiBerry
    @TiamiBerry 4 місяці тому +1

    I was just rewatching your videos and when I was a baby I’d eat my food but then fall asleep halfway through my meal 😂😂

  • @midnight_moons7910
    @midnight_moons7910 4 роки тому +667

    “Oooo daz is pregnant, I look pregnant 😂😂” daz 2020

  • @lunar2815
    @lunar2815 4 роки тому +136

    “your already pretty enough you don’t need to look like a firework”
    but katy perry said so

  • @smart00ze10
    @smart00ze10 5 років тому +83

    Its kind of like a straight jacket for children- 🤣
    - thank you so much. Never had this many likes

  • @sarahsmeltser6633
    @sarahsmeltser6633 10 місяців тому +2

    My parents used to stick fries and chicken nuggets out the window when they were too hot to cool them off lol.

  • @IndigoWolfTail
    @IndigoWolfTail 5 років тому +42

    So basically Daz admitted that he hunts down his daughter by following her trail bread crumbs like she's freaking Gretel!

  • @maddyadkins5295
    @maddyadkins5295 5 років тому +296

    “Frozen bread” seems someone never had uncrustables

    • @inubuns
      @inubuns 4 роки тому +7

      Maddy Adkins those are DISGUSTING

    • @nataliewyatt4258
      @nataliewyatt4258 4 роки тому +8

      Those things are BOMB!!! But only the grape ones

    • @pink_goddess1855
      @pink_goddess1855 4 роки тому +1

      Is this an American thing?

    • @Sam-dc1oz
      @Sam-dc1oz 4 роки тому +2

      In my country we don't have those, sounds sketchy tho

    • @Sam-dc1oz
      @Sam-dc1oz 4 роки тому

      @*Soda Animations* thank you for confirming for me Soda

  • @hitoshishinsoup1730
    @hitoshishinsoup1730 5 років тому +91

    “It’s kinda like a straight jacket for children” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amuplay2302
    @amuplay2302 2 роки тому +3

    10:54 I’ve been told to sit on the toilet when I take a piss for so long that when I stand, I make like 5 streams going in all directions (I’m not kidding. It’s really annoying to wipe the whole floor)

  • @gaugebuseck3375
    @gaugebuseck3375 4 роки тому +329

    When you “defrost” bread it isn’t soggy, it’s just fine, we do it and the bread is just the same as when you guy it

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 4 роки тому +16

      Exactly. Around here where we live it's so humid even indoors if we didn't freeze our bread it would mold before we could finish the loaf. My husband hates it but he got over it after the first unused loaf molded that wasn't frozen first.

    • @tomwylie4529
      @tomwylie4529 4 роки тому +8

      It only gets soggy if you microwave it.

    • @gaugebuseck3375
      @gaugebuseck3375 4 роки тому +9

      @Whitney Scrivener have you ever had it, it’s not soggy or anything, it tastes fine

    • @Ghostaroni
      @Ghostaroni 4 роки тому +3

      My mum puts one loaf in the cupboard and two in the freezer so it keeps longer
      And we just defrost it in the microwave because the heat also drys the bread so the bread IS’NT soggy

    • @jacksonandbowenwatch4163
      @jacksonandbowenwatch4163 4 роки тому +2

      I always guy bread from aldi, what about you?

  • @traceyhall9350
    @traceyhall9350 3 роки тому +218

    Daz: My daughter was so great when she was a baby...
    Also Daz: My daughter took soooo long to potty train.

  • @raziina
    @raziina 5 років тому +87

    if daz's daughter watches these videos she's prolly like, why does my dad keep telling people about my childhood😂

    • @jennymcfarlane1710
      @jennymcfarlane1710 5 років тому +1

      i love your profile picture 😍😍army 💜💜

    • @raziina
      @raziina 5 років тому +1

      @@jennymcfarlane1710 aw tysm, ilyyyy💜💜💜💜💜

  • @Bear_the_shepherd
    @Bear_the_shepherd 2 роки тому

    Saving for future self.
    Re-watching Daz's videos today - 28th of January 2022 at 21:47

  • @Sam_Hemlock
    @Sam_Hemlock 5 років тому +193

    We freeze our bread all the time, it doesn't change a bit.

    • @annie1133
      @annie1133 5 років тому +6

      i was looking for a comment like this

    • @clueless_cutie
      @clueless_cutie 5 років тому +6

      So the frozen bread debate is actually a debate of proper execution. Bread is weird. Left at room temp it will stay bread and eventually go stale or even mold. Left in a fridge or on a cool surface like the top of a fridge, the bread starts to break down and mush. If stored below the freezing point (not just above it), it will turn rock fucking hard and when thawed will retain it's initial texture. It's something to do with the yeast in the bread.
      IF you store bread in a freezer and it is not hard enough for home defense, your freezer is not cold enough. Your bread will be mushy when thawed. Convenience stores sell thawed pb&j's all the time. Those little uncrustables are actually hockey pucks when they arrive (and myself and former coworkers have had bruises for days after a few uncrustable battles in the freezer). The difference is the walk in freezers are kept at like 14F/-10C where as old or over filled home freezers barely stay below 30F/-2C. I have a deep freezer set to 20F/-7C and my bread has never gone mushy. My fridge freezer just doesn't work as well because it doesn't get the bread cold enough fast enough for some reason. I guess the circulation just sucks in it.

  • @jameswinter8293
    @jameswinter8293 5 років тому +82

    5:48 in Northern Ireland we freeze bread all the time and it can keep it preserved for months, but when the bread defrosts the bread doesn’t go soggy. I have no clue why we do that 😂

    • @Coolbardi_Mori
      @Coolbardi_Mori 5 років тому +7

      I live in Australia and my family does it so the bread lasts longer, more affordable haha

    • @neamhdhlisteanach6720
      @neamhdhlisteanach6720 5 років тому +1

      I’m irish from Northern Ireland and i don’t freeze bread

    • @catherine2268
      @catherine2268 5 років тому +1

      @@Coolbardi_Mori I live in Australia too and my parents always did it. I was diagnosed as coeliac disease as an adult so now I do it a lot, when there's a sale on bread or it's marked for quick sale, you best believe I'm buying a ton of the bread

    • @cloe1930
      @cloe1930 5 років тому

      I live in ni and my mum freezes milk and bread.she also has canned food 18 years old in cupboard

    • @derekrose4582
      @derekrose4582 2 роки тому

      In Canada we do the same thing, your suppose to do it that way

  • @marandahuber8905
    @marandahuber8905 3 роки тому +96

    I love his parenting stories so much such a good dad

  • @constancewilliams3771
    @constancewilliams3771 10 місяців тому +1

    When he said " insted of bringing the kid brin thr kids feet to the store" i l widened my eyes so wide and almost choked on my food 😂😂😂

  • @fone5003
    @fone5003 5 років тому +112

    Hey Daz, If you want to react to some picture memes, you should make your own subreddit for us to post stuff on.
    Just a suggestion

    • @Kaislyng
      @Kaislyng 5 років тому +2

      Fetus Gaming6000 Yess great idea. I fully support

    • @captainflowers748
      @captainflowers748 5 років тому

      GET LIKES SO HE CAN SEE THIS!
      Kinda suprised he hasn't

  • @bigspaggbowl6534
    @bigspaggbowl6534 4 роки тому +217

    Parents watching video “gives child a marker on the toilet”
    Child now 20:hey mum have u seen my pen I need a poo

  • @emilymiraya7184
    @emilymiraya7184 3 роки тому +242

    Excuse me “Trampoline Class” 🧐

  • @BlueyGaming101
    @BlueyGaming101 Рік тому +1

    I'm 3 years late but 1. Trampoline class? And 2. Frozen bread isn't bad. You just microwave it for like 15 seconds and its like warm fresh bread and it lasts months in the freezer.