DAZ WATCHES LIFE HACKS FOR PARENTS
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- Опубліковано 15 чер 2024
- I need to try some of these life hacks right now!
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Yes XD in my high school we did trampoline lessons!
Wow-
love u daz
Daz Games wow! We never do it at my school it’s all boring now 😂
Ur my fave as well as lazar beam could u shout me out daz as always stay dazzling
Dab
At this point daz isn’t a UA-camr he is my therapist
Same
Yup, me toooooooo!!
Exactly what I saw thinkin
He's our therapist
And this is how you hire a therapist, without hiring a therapist
Why did my school not have a trampoline class... I feel cheated.
Melanie R we do
It’s
Not
Fun
Melanie R its called torture. British schools. Help me.
You should feel lucky. They're terrible
I did, a kid flew away, that one bash of the class hit her head off a roof, and you had to preform to the teacher infront of everyone, jumping,
This is also british, so you know it was worse x2
Daz: “frozen bread!? Disgusting!”
Me: *american noises*
Wait Americans do that!?
@@caitlinlilyrose they’re called uncrustables look it up
@@thesableyeman2761 I heat them up
,,,we put bread in the freezer to keep it safe and when we need a new loaf we take it out and put it in the toastee
@@Bibblebeedoobeedeep I do that too but I was talking about uncrustables
I found Daz on vine back in 2014-2015 when I was 14/15 and I’m now 21 almost 22 and I have 2 kids of my own and 4 bonus children. It’s been a hell of a ride, and I thank you daz, you’re the most constant thing in my life.
Can we all admire daz's light up pac man in the background
No... no we cant
My fat ass thought it was an emoji
@@MrCorgitalks you have exactly 7 minutes to live before a mob appears in front of your house for that
Lol
Absolutely glorious
“I had a crush on her”
“Until she nearly crushed me”
i cried🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Unimportant but i just gave you 100 likes on this comment
@@shortfriend959 k
Same
I just started dying at that part
Hahahaha I’m dying rn omg thx for the comment hhahaha😐
10:46 who says pissing sitting is weird, when Im in a hurry i’ll stand but if i have time I sit
“I actually had a crush on her, until she nearly crushed me”😂😂😂
“Did I give her her medicine today? If I give her more it could kill her- screw it she has school tomorrow, she’s havin it”
I wanna like but it's 666
My mom on so many levels lmao
Literally my mum
Ok
Lmfaooo this is the best part i was legit laughing for hours
Daz: I actually had a crush on her!
Daz *with the straightest face*: Until she nearly crushed me
How do u have 1000 likes but only two comments?
@@jt5690 it’s a skill many people have yet to acquire💅🏻
Is it possible to learn this power?
Daz is the best ua-cam.com/video/-Xc8HtfN-p4/v-deo.html
@@jt5690 It says four comments but I only see three.
8:07 she turns everything into a loaf of bread 😂
My mom buys loaves of bread and will freeze them so when one loaf runs out we pull out another and let it defrost. You'd actually be surprised at the fact the bread does not get soggy or gross or moldy. Honestly I thought a lot of people did that. 🤣🤣
"I've banned glitter," those sound like the words of a traumatized man
Lmfao
Glitter was banned in my house too so-
Lol same
Craft herpes will not be allowed in my house either! That stuff gets everywhere!
@@jaimeeyoung7456 Even more dangerous when somebody is cruel, my friend told me she wanted to be a stripper just to wear a lot of glitter to fuck with people's personal lives-
*I'm so scared*
Daz: let’s face it children are awful
his daughter: *am i a joke to you*
dynamic Dylan # 😂😂
Daz: yes 😂🤣
Lani Gobec Kmetič I’m your thousandth like!!!! Yaaayyyyy
Btw he’s now at 3 million subscribers
I’m dead 😂😂😂
Daz : im gona use that !
His daughter : starts hiding her chargers
You could see how sad day was when he said, “Cause she’s almost a teenager..”
Daz: "my daughter was the easiest baby"
Also Daz: "my daughter was *so* hard to potty train"
Joseph Murrell
Pretty sure she wasn’t a baby when he potty trained her.
@@CassidyStarke bloody hell when do you potty train your kids, in their teens?
Joseph Murrell
As a toddler....
He probably meant she didn’t keep him up all night 😂
You don't potty train a baby, you potty train a toddler
Daz: "Let's face it, children are awful"
Me: "I do try my best"
Yeah we try...🤣
I agree
Ikr
I TRY I PROMISE
i give it my best effort, you know🤷🏼♀️
daz: imma use the charger hack
his daughter: i better get some new charges
Daz: my daughter is a saint.
My parents: I’ll pay you to trade children.
FlameOut lol
Bro same here
The “Hows it goin dazzlers!” Was translated to “Oscar Douglas” in the CC XD
Oml
Ye same 🤣
POV: You tried it
I did that when I saw the comment. I just had to.
Loool and when he said i acc had a crush on her it translated to i acc had a cross on her 😂😂
5:05 lmao Daz just skips all the fruits
Whenever I'm sad I watch daz and everything fades away🥰
Daz: “So in trampoline class-“
Me: -Flash backs of almost having an asthma attack when being forced to run the entire field
Relatable
Ah yes running round the three sports fields while the teacher says you can get your enhaler from the locker room once you run the track ... Bitch your missing the point
This happened to me, they forced me to run 1500m, I still have nightmares 😂
When he used the “ take away their chargers” I went “once I made 6 %last 23 hours😂”
* Daz mentions trampoline class *
me in geometry failing and a semester behind
👁👄👁
It's always so heartwarming when Daz talks about his daughter and how proud he is/brags lol adorable idk why
I wouldn’t say he’s bragging as much as complaining (with love) though
" Crumbs! Everywhere! ... She turns everything into a loaf of bread! "
Dragøns Melødy the caption translated that part into “loaf of pet”, not bread 😂😂
Hahaha that part happened as soon as I saw this
4:49 Imagine if they roll a 1 then a 3 then a 5.
5:55 thought the child’s head was dislocated
Daz: "In trampoline class-"
*my school didn't even have a playground, we had a parking lot that had 12 spaces for 3 whole ass grades*
OMG same xD
I think he did it in gym or elementary school. But he doesn’t live in the us so it could be different and he did have a playground there
Moon Boi my school had a playground for 6 grades. 😂
My school had a useless courtyard that had tables in it even though eating outside was banned.
Moon Boi ha same but my school is k-12
“Take away kids charger so they can’t use their phone”
Kids after watching some troom troom- Guess its lemon time
AHAHAHAHA
Lol true
BBAHAHABSBSHSHSJSKS
Genius, an absolute genius
Me who's 14 and still doesn't have a phone
My mum said that when I was a baby I would try to eat the spoon she had to try and force it out I had such a strong grip!😂
My parents used to stick fries and chicken nuggets out the window when they were too hot to cool them off lol.
Daz: "I look pregnant"
Me: *mutters under my breath* relatable very relatable
Indeed
Yah xD
I k r
Yes when I was 7 or 8 my friends friend said are u pregnant in my head I was thinking this guy DOES NOT know where baby’s come and laughing
“I look pregnant” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m still dying about that
Legend says she is still dieing to this day.
Wow... what’s the afterlife like? Or u just still dying
Mad respect for daz
*Daz's Trampoline story in his school got me laughing 😂😂*
we love and is kinda a therapist and a comedian
Daz: dont take your children's electronics just take their chargers
Me: *remembers mum watches daz*
Also me: *PANIC*
Rip
Oof
Tillym900 oh no
Just hide a charger to use when she takes the other
Do I hear a “reacting to my pregnant fan-fiction”
🤭🤣
YASSS
Nobody call there daughter worst
mpreg gives me nightmares
3:40
Me: *Dodges out of the way so the child doesn't hurt me and instead they get hurt either way*
Can we appreciate the skill daz has even his old videos he can make two types of videos out of one someone sign him now
Daz: *i have a sister, she’s awful...awful*
me: *same Daz...she’s give me a kidney but not her charger*
😂😂
Who needs a kidney when ur phone is dying am I right?
Damn really man
Nobody000 phone dying is way more important then you dying. That’s a fact
@@chugs6817 Yeah ikr! UwU
DAZ : I’m pregnant
Every one is it Linda’s
Melissa Uchtmann 😂😂😂 (have a nice day 🙂)
They goin' -3-
Kellie Brownlie hello 👋 what do you mean
literally no one
When he said " insted of bringing the kid brin thr kids feet to the store" i l widened my eyes so wide and almost choked on my food 😂😂😂
The dutch freeze their bread😂😂
“I look pregnant.” - Daz 2019
😂
Daz: "I look pregnant"
Me too Daz, me too
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Es A • OMG I read this too as he said it 😂
Same...
i read it as he said it haha
Mean it's not nice to be overweight
10:49 sitting down is underrated ✊😄
I Love Daz Games Videos 💕
“That’s not a hack that’s just abuse!” I’m crying 😂
Thank you for 357 likes dazzlers :)
I read that at the same time he said it, lol
Jessica Edwards lmaooo
Tae stan?
Beatrice Clermond biased OT7
@@bangtanboizus9094 kk
“Teacher???”
“Yes Daz”
“I’ve got an idea. F**k no.”
The first hack is legendary.
Omg hilarious !! Especially the vision of Daz in trampoline class😂😂😂😂
10:41 finally i’m not the only one who sits. Sitting is just so easier
Right? Thank god I'm not alone in that regard haha. XD
Same
My step father does it and his over 40 years old
Same hahah so true tho, 9/10 if you pee while standing then it fucking goes everywhere
I only stand in public toilets
Glitter is horrific. I haven’t used it in years, yet i still find it in the carpets.
The glitter is scarier than your father
ii omqfaderz I can agree.
Nobody shines brighter than the carpet.
Glitter is like a nightmare in your dreams! Once it's on the ground, it won't be easy to clean it up!
Ramune_ Lemonade that is 100% true
Daz thank for always cheering me up
Keeping bread in the fridge or freezer keeps it fresh longer and the bread doesnt turn soggy when unfreezing it
Actually, we freeze bread when we don’t have anywhere to put it and it actually keeps it more fresh. It doesn’t defrost soggy either
This is very true
my family does this. it does work💀
yes we freeze bread when we're not using it, but when it comes to making a sandwich, you have to defrost it. you can't make a sandwich, then put it in the freezer and then defrost the entire sandwich, and if you do then that's fucking gross
I'm glad my family isn't the only one that does this. My mum would always buy two, maybe three, loaves of bread, keep one out and put the others in freezer. When we'd have just less than half left, she'd take one of others out to defrost overnight
@@Emsky1989 yes same here.
Daz: she's worse now that she's almost a teenager
me as a teenager: looks at parents
When I have kids I won’t need time out or taking the charger cause they’ll have toys and shit. And as they get older I’ll bike with them. They will have a phone. But it’ll just be one that’s completely disconnected except for the find my iPhone. So if something were to happen I could at least kind of track it for the police. Or take it upon me and kill the guy who took my kid.
@@kinnordjhs8694 good luck I was a hand full
@@catwantssushi2614 I wouldn’t care. I’d rather my kid have a social life then an online one
@@kinnordjhs8694 u say that as ur on yt and probably on other social media
@@kinnordjhs8694 again gl having kids in general seems like a nightmare
When I feel down day just lightens my mood! 😂
❤❤❤❤Daz....you wait for the bread to defrost, so it's not wet.....rofl😂😂😂😂😂😂 don't eat wet bread daz .......😅😅😅😅
Am I the only one who’s mum freezes bread
It's fine if you let it dry and it last way way longer
Mine does
I freeze my bread
My grandma does
Mine does, I hate it
“Don’t do that fandom shit, ‘Ohhh das is pregnant!’ I look pregnant..”
I chocked on my tea
Daz not Das
Constructive criticism 😃
daz.
HA! TIME FOR A TEA PARTYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Choked
You forgot the period *.*
daz games is the only channel I know I can go too when I feel sad
Daz: oh, thats what the butcher knife in the kitchen was for.
Me: *wut*😳
Does owning a cat make me a parent? If so this is the video for me
Kawber *slams hand on table* YES IT DOES!
Yesss
I guess that really depends on the cat...is it an angel or a biting piece of sh*t
Lewis McClure 😂😂 my kitten is both lol
yes, makes you a very parent (bad grammar on purpose)
How many people are watching this and are actually kids
Idk but I'm one of them 😂
So am I
I'm eleven and I love love him
11
@@RealShinobi801 yes Eleven
4:53 I HAD THAT DINNER TRAY GROWING UP me being a fussy eater it legit worked
10:54 I’ve been told to sit on the toilet when I take a piss for so long that when I stand, I make like 5 streams going in all directions (I’m not kidding. It’s really annoying to wipe the whole floor)
2:23
My mom looking at these on Facebook even though all her kids are grown up
“Oooo daz is pregnant, I look pregnant 😂😂” daz 2020
*daz 2019
Just bc you saw this in 2020 doesn't mean it was uploaded in 2020.
@@alexmifflin2844 Ik 😅
daz for president 2020 😏😂
@@babu-ld7be yes !!
I would love to see Dax as one of those over protective dads when he meets his daughters bf lol
4:10 - butters in South Park 🤣🤣🤣
Bless daz’s heart honestly
Although he didn’t sound like he had such a great and easy childhood, He is still such a great dad with such a care for his daughter, she’s gonna be amazing and well taught as she grows up x I love daz and he’s always cheering me up
Same he's got me through some tough times
For some reason I read this as Blezz Dass’s heart 😂
Don't get any ideas.
That is very wholesome nice comment and I am glad that there are still some youtouber that their comment section are not corrupted such as Daz and crazyRussianhacker
Anabella Taylor right? He’s just so sweet man
Daz games:
Games: 2%
Reactions: 98%
That's a sick profile pic.
@lil larry Wut?
And I’m ok with that :)
DAZ:100%
FANS:100%
THE BEST:1000000%
“I just follow the CRUMBS.”
I’m dead 😂😂
“Daz is pregnant
I look pregnant”
-daz 2019
Evie Lewis lol
Me:
See daz’s face on my yt
Me: automatically clicks on it
Edit : wow 200 likes most I’ve ever had 😂
Clarke Griffiths I do that as well 🤣
I do that too!......But what if its a hate video........
Same. I barely see the titles anymore 😂
Same
same here it always turn out funny!
Daz: FrOzEn BrEaD!?!?
Me: AHHAHAHBAHHAH
Saving for future self.
Re-watching Daz's videos today - 28th of January 2022 at 21:47
Daz’s daughter in the other room like: 👁💧👄💧👁
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💧👄💧
200th like
👁 👁
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Daz:
Frozen bread is disgusting
The rest of central Europe: so you are telling me that you haven't got 10 kilos of bread in your freezer?
I'm american and my mom does that. 6 loaves in the freezer and 10 in the pantry 🤣
@@maybabyy3458 So it's not gust Europe 😂
@@muffinspace1290 no sir🤣
americans be like: wait what's a kilo
i’m english and my mum has always frozen bread, it’s ok don’t love it but don’t hate it
Me and my family freeze bread all the time btw after it de frost it does not go soggy.. freezing the bread actually makes it stay fresh longer
Okay... when he said you're pretty enough... GENTLEMAN ACHIEVMENT FOR THIS GUY
I think Daz Is a great daddy
Daz: my daughter is a saint ⭐️
Me: yes, yes she is
Ehhhh ok...
Daddy sounds quite wrong . . . 😂😂
Forever Unknown you have been corrupted
Dustwinebirds I think we all are considering we understand 😂😂
...uhh okay
Daz: that carbord would last two seconds... I'd punch a hole through it
Me: *same daz same*
ooo you’re an army 😳
My older sister would unbuckle my seatbelt so that I could go through the window😐
BUT IRS TODDLERS YOU BITCH FUCK YOU
I'd eat its
OMG, I read this the exact time he said that! XD
when we were on road trips as kids and my mom was driving, she would cool down our french fries by holding them out the window XD
At this point daz takes the pain of being a teenager away 😩🥺
"Invent something to clean up the paint" has no one else used garbage bags over the tables?
and newspaper lol
ew...
I’ve gotta use some big ass bags for my table XD
@@stormycloudz1449 ew what?
@@stormycloudz1449 I agree
“Frozen bread” seems someone never had uncrustables
Maddy Adkins those are DISGUSTING
Those things are BOMB!!! But only the grape ones
The grape uncrustables:
*deadent*
Me:
I am...
DISGUSTED.
Is this an American thing?
In my country we don't have those, sounds sketchy tho
I love this video so much that I watched it then waited until I forgot about it and watched it again. Makes it more fun when I go through the comments and find min3
The parent taking the charger one
Me: New mission- don't let my dad see that one
Daz: it’s the most inaccurate weapon in the universe!
Storm trooper rifle: you dare challenge me?
Ahem he said in the world ._.
But I get what mean
I was literally gonna comment that🤣 🚫🧢
true
@Angus McLellan Yeah true,the blasters are actually supposed to be really good
Ik you guys have heard people say this multiple times before but please subscribe to my channel
Daz: ever had frozen bread?
me as a dutch person: Well yeah, almost every day.
same you just defrost it in the microwave and its not soggy at all
@@neleceuppens3682 I thought it was just me when daz said it was weird 😂
@@madelinegraciasmc yeah it taste just the same and it’s easy
HAHAHAHAHAH Echt he😂
Same #dutchies
My grandpa would buy 4 to 5 loaves and freeze them till use lmao.
at 7:12 he didnt know what it was for but it said right underneath the picture-
*Take away your kids charger*
Daz: I'm gonna use that one, haha! I'm gonna use that!!
Sarah listening in on his conversation: *hides all chargers in the house*