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Does Crime Pay for Sovietwomble in GTA V?
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Paul looks like he’d be a big time jewel thief and UA-cam is just his inside job for an alibi
What do you mean? He totally is no thief.
Next up, Paul's gonna make a Vlog from inside someones vault
That just reminds me of Larry Lawton
i think theres a gta character or hireable character for online heists that looks like him
@@Flamme-Sanabi He is
In this video: Paul determines what crimes ZF's GTA characters commit and teaches us to commit insurance fraud
I thought this was MHGR, not Legal Eagle
Better Call Paul... hehehe
@@CommissarChaotic Hey, come to think of it, he kinda looks like a younger Mike Ehrmantraut ^^
Oh he also ranked jobs based on how profitable they are
Automotive mechanic here! Convertibles normally have one of two:
1: have hidden roll bars they pop up in case the sensors sense you spaz out
2: roll bars / reinforced structures that are hidden within the superstructure of the vehicle
Where on earth do y’all hide those roll bars?
On the only static frame on top where front windshield is at?
(I know little about cars)
@Derpy the Spy windshield, behind the drivers (some pop up, some are static)
@@BT293HG ahhh~~ I see. that's where I expected it to be tbh. good to know where to lean to if my friend roll his car with ME in it
EMT here. Convertibles do have some roll protection as stated above. However it doesn't offer the same level of protection as the roll cage in a regular car and almost no protection from uneven terrain like stumps or big rocks entering the passenger cabin during a roll. Also there is a much higher chance of being ejected from an impact.
@@jacobezell5198 hence why there’s no “convertible” cars that have off road capabilities. If the roof does come off, there’s pretty much always a roll cage in place unlike pavement/asphalt going convertibles
Theres many things i like about your videos, such as:
1:random tangents like ranking terrible Jobs compared to each other
2:good commentary, especialy on military-themed videos
3:the fact that you do actualy react to what you are watching.
Pre-medieval Ottoman Literature Degree is definitely something I will use from here on out.
it's literally a discipline that doesn't exist. The Ottomans (and Turks in Asia Minor) aren't even close to pre-medieval lol
@@jack_corvinus And that’s what’s beautiful about it! If I’m correct, the Ottoman identity was created at the end of the medieval period.
He could've just said "Gender studies"
@@Psycorde Sadly, gender studies has paperwork.
The best part of these videos is when Paul teaches us how to commit crimes
And how to run insurgencies
I bet the FBI agent that looks at your computer will be Seriously confused
2:02 After series of instructions on how to run Insurgency and wage assymmetrical warfare, now we learn how to run successfull crime organization. Thanks Paul. :D
Paul is a great a theacher
Glad to see you've finally figured out the autoplay button and how to turn it off.
For the exotic dancer pay look up: pretty much any club worth working at operates all their dancers as independent contractors. In some places you actually pay the club per hour or per night to work. Take home pay can vary wildly month to month for each dancer and area as well as skill changes the take home pay wildly. Skill is mostly in their ability to keep the customers having a good time. Actual dance ability is secondary at best although I know several who work very hard on and take pride in their dancing ability.
How in god name do you know that? And thx for the information
@@FIVEBASKET I got into taking pole dancing classes pre pandemic and met some people who work in that industry.
@@Jcod_ oh
Video title should be “Reacting to SovietWomble + job opportunities”
Most modern convertibles have a roll bar behind the behind the seats(often disguised) or automatic pop up protection hidden in a gap between the seats and the top storage area. If they don't have one then there are plenty of aftermarket bolt on bars.
18:24 the professors with the actual cush jobs, the ones at the right-hand tail of the distribution, are generally engineers and computer scientists. The day you can build a drone out of clay is the day pottery departments get well-funded
"He's so much worse (driving) in first person! How is he this bad?!" Dude Soviet's probably never had to actually drive a car in real life, he's british. Not all of them have cars, and the ones that do mostly just sit in traffic jams.
It ain't even easy driving first person in gta 5 considering the physics of the game
I love how you just intended that professor character and got quite invested into him, lmao
Thanks Paul for teaching me how to be a criminal.
(Sees countless instances of reckless driving, assault, and vehicular assault) "I have still seen zero crimes committed"
9:30 "Doodle Coin"? Nah, man, it's GTA. It'd be called "Clit Coin".
"The taliban dressed as farmers. The whole country is dressed as farmers."
Logic would dictate that everybody dressed as a farmer is taliban. So how do you tell the difference? Well, the AK, RPK, and RPG kinda gives it away.
Not to mention they randomly explode when close to troops
@@leonwere3776 yeah, but then you have to potentially sacrifice a troop to figure out if someone's a farmer or not.
@@Mortal2064 Not like my solution would go over well. People would call turning the Middle-East into a glass desert a genocide. And genocide seems to be a no-no, unless it's done by Germans (WWII), Turks (Armenian genocide), or Russians (Putins genocide of the Ukrainian people)
@@Mortal2064 they are the ones who explode so they will be spending resources and people and you are only investing in progress when you make a poor soldier walk into a kamikaze (bruh)
Automotive engineering student over here.
Obviously the windshield structure of the car is one of the strongest parts of the whole vehicle, be it a convertible or not.
Modern convertibles, when they sense they're rolling over, deploy metal bars that shoot out behind the seats using a mild explosive charge and lock into place and act as roll-bars so that the occupants aren't crushed by the weight of the vehicle. Not all older convertibles have fixed versions of them, but some of them feature visible metal hoops behind the seats for this very reason. Automotive safety has accelerated vastly in the past 40 years.
While i know what you mean, the term "MILD explosive" is not exactly one id expect to be used in the context of cars.
@@thejuggercat most cars are powered by mild explosions :p
@@silly_pigeon well yes but you usualy use "combustion engine" and not "mild explosion engine"
@@thejuggercat honestly I want to see that changed, the latter sounds much more interesting lol
I think Paul have a personal vendetta against professors
“I can’t believe a random GTA 5 user-made challenge rips off a mini game from a Mario game 20 years ago”
convertibles have a hidden rollbars that pop up if the car flip's over
the Ottoman Empire didn't exist until the tail end of the Late medieval period
What bugles me the most in "pre medieval ottoman literature" is that ottomans weren't a thing before late XIII century which is high medieval
"There's nothing wrong with tartan!"
An adjunct professor, a cab driver, a UCF fighter, and a stripper walk into a bar.
Edit: 32:31 DUDE! WE GET IT!
Edit 2, electric boogaloo: 36:11 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I get the feeling, that Paul has deep-rooted trauma with Ottoman literature
Only on MHGR do you get a running tangent of trying to figure out ZF's tax bracket while they try to race up a mountain.
New cars got bars that are forced out by explosion and you can't put them back in after the crash.
We're going to answer the age old question: What the dog doin'?
convertibles are reinforced and recent ones I've seen all have some sort of thing worked into or around the headrest that is designed to support the weight of the car. It is why convertibles are always heavier than the solid top option.
36:14 if he has the money to afford insurance in the first place
I don't know what video game was the first to have a vehicle sumo mode but it's been around in many games for a long time. I remember playing custom games in Halo 3 with this same exact objective (only more interesting since the arena would get smaller at certain intervals).
I remember playing Mario Party 1, I think I still have the old cart somewhere. That old sumo game was pretty fun, very rage inducing back when you had to play on the same console and were right next to whoever knocked you off.
So the move is to be a professor that also drives a cab and does MMA three times a year?
the seats have roll bars to protect your head
This video was Paul being passive aggressive towards adjutant professors and finding out a bunch of jobs dont pay as much lol
Wait what, do mcdonalds workers earn 4k a month in america? I earn 500 bucks in Brazil and I work in the private sector as a researcher, they would live like kings here
for me the car on bulding remind me of destructino derby raw on ps1
Good video!
Maybe the real crimes were the friends we made along the way
15 USD is about what it should have been for minimum wage in Hawaii by 2020, but it didn’t happen due to politics. It was suppose to help with cost of living a bit, it would have hurt small local businesses in the short term sure, but in the long term, of said businesses didn’t give up and survived the increase for minimum pay of workers, they could benefit from the increased wage minimum, given more people have more money which means they can afford to buy more which would be good for the small local businesses that many people buy from. So for Hawaii, a University Professor would have to try for being paid at least 20$ or a little or so an hour I would say at least make trying to become a professor more economically sound for you to do as a job that you want. This will vary in different states, but as you showed in your video, yours is for Texas, so we know what we are looking at for Texas, if anyone knows the minimum wage of their state or what it should have been if it hasn’t happened yet for an increased wage that would be decently high enough for a professor to be fine while working the career, but depending on their expenses may have not been enough for them that they may perform a crime like the topic talked about in the video. I would say for Hawaii, it would be less that 20 so maybe around 17 or 18 dollars, given cost of living is getting higher and higher along with the cost of other products such as gas, food, and what not, the would have been MW wouldn’t have been enough to get through this unless the cost of everything lowered to what we could better adjust to. So 20$ in the current events may not be enough for Hawaii if you are trying to live your current life style, etcetera, should everything continue to increase in cost. This would be more complicated given the topic is economics, which unless is a necessary course for you to graduate in high school, you may not know it too well unless you had taken the course in college or are taking it now…
if wage kept up with inflation, it should be 27 per hour. meanwhile the vast majority of jobs barely pay more than 10. lol fuck the rich who make the rules and own our government. it's never been red vs blue. only rich vs poor.
character: *is black*
Paul: "He looks like a criminal!"
I remember getting friction Burns as a child on the Nintendo 64 analog stick... So yes I have played Mario party
it is litteraly just more dangerous the windshield is no stronger then the windshield in a normal car
I did not expect you talk about Mario party at the mention of sumo, I thought you were going to talk about the sumo wrestlers
12:09
Not very tbh. GTA IV probably had the most realistic car physics in the series.
Ah yes profiling people based on how they look definitely never going to back fire.
A good Taxi service would be even more than the base salary because those services usually encourage tips. Im sure there are alot of Taxi drivers living quite comfortably. Depending on your tips, you may be doing better than the Professor!
Oh, you saw plenty of crimes, but no productive crimes.
on this episode of MHGR we find out that everyone is broke
The all black guy would not be suspicious in a theater tho.
Nice bit of shade thrown at cryptobros there :D.
How can you insult his drip? ;-;
I do have to comment on the fact that you claimed you still hadn't seen any crimes committed, after watching them shooting people, assaulting each other with baseball bats, flinging cars off hills (presumably they didn't clean up the mess, there's gotta be some enviromental laws against that right??)
But yeah..... if none of that counts as crime in the US.... then.. America is a weird place LOL
Convertibles are much more dangerous, they cost more because the average consumer doesn't tend to race them and usually buys them as a vanity thing. Racers would much rather have a hard top although it's more of the roll cage that keeps you from dying as the superstructure of a hardtop can collapse in a roll over a lot easier than you would think.
THE MASSAGE OF THIS VIDEO IS CRIME DOES PAY
INSURANCE FROUD IS BETTER THAN TENNIS INSTRUCTOR EXOTIC DANCER UFC FIGHTER AND CAB DRIVER
Guys, i think it's time for Martincitopants!
He has some very interesting videos, personally recommend watching his battlefield tier lists and Kerbal Space Program series!
If you like Max0r and Russian Badger videos you probably will like his content too!
P.S. Love your content!!!
Throwing so much shade on professors who specialise in pre medieval ottoman history 😂
As funny as this video is, the biggest thing I took away from it is: as a senior union grocery part-time worker, I make more than a third of texas collage professors do.
Is the part 1 video hidden elsewhere?
Also UA-cam shows this as 48fps which is really odd. Stats for nerds shows it as 45 frames... Which still is really odd...
GTA Online has some of the best music selection nowadays. Rockstar does something right at least
You’re forgetting about regional taxes
pre-medieval OTTOMAN literature... that ain't a thing xD
Paul could you react to more scps and tank fish
Where can I buy Doodlecoin?!
22$/h is still less than i make for contrast I make 32$/h as a machinist (In Switzerland)
rip technoblade.
I'm so sad to tell all of you that don't know yet but sadly technoblade past away
OMG Paul! This video is edgy as heck!! I LIKE IT!!!
Did you really just say sumo was invented in mario party?
why are you talking about salaries
26:53 I mean, why pay for a gentleman's club when you can see it for free online
Try to react to these video:
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Maybe next video you can show us jobs that actually make money. Oh wait those don't exist
25:22 there were a bunch of illegal races and assaults
35:11 pathetic i cross roads in greece.
Dude! The printer cartridge thief needs to be a thing
Pog
Gta is full of mini games that aren’t really original
Hilarious
Return to tf2 plz
request:can you react Imperial Guard Fight For a Dying World - Arma 3 Warhammer 40k by Rubix Raptor(this is recommended)!
Not sure how I feel about you putting the video in full with your face in a miniature box. I came to see one of the best reaction channels, not watch a video with some guy in the corner
watch RubixRaptors arma videos