Objects of Desire - NSP
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Danny shares slightly too much information with his (now-ex) girlfriend.
Starring Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)
With Special Guest Sara Benincasa
Directed, filmed, and edited by Jim Turner
LYRICS:
Since I moved into your place
One year ago today
Our relationship has deepened
In a spiritual way
As time's swept gently forward
And winter's turned to spring
I know you so much better
Cause I've fucked all your things
I put my package in your mailbox
Made love to all your chairs
Dropped a load inside your washer
I went down on all your stairs
I took your cabinets from the front
And your sofas from behind
I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes
And then we sixty-nined
Thanks in advance
For not judging me on
This aspect of my soul
When I dick-smash
All of your belongings
Is when I'm finally whole
I boned you couches and your telephone
And all your scented candles
And your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle
I had sex with your whole kitchen
With no boundaries or limits
And your lamp was looking so good
That you know I had to hit it
Your wallet and your toothbrush
And your jacket and your red hat
Oh, you're mad about the toothbrush?
Just forget I ever said that
And the carpet and the furniture
Your windows and the curtains
And I licked your stamp collection
I dicked your floor for certain
I'm glad I got this off my chest
My soul has taken flight
Don't slam the door on your way out darling
Because I'm slamming it tonight
At the beginning, Danny says "since I moved into your place" meaning it is her house, then she leaves at the end meaning. Danny just scored himself a free house
That's a great scam
YEs.
a sexy sexy house....
If you rub your dick on something it is now yours. It’s the same policy as licking things to claim them as your own
So what youre saying is... if i fuck someones whole house i can have it
I just realized that the lamp at 1:46 got turned on.
Same!
@@beepbeep4261 took me 6
That lamp isn’t the only one that got turned on
"Aren't you glad I did the dishes?"
HOW IS THIS LINE NOT IN THE SONG!?
Sword Knight
OHMYGOD
@@arwensiriustinuvieljoestar6149 LIKE WHY!?
genius
I'm the 1,000th like!
@@JillyCookeMusic Hell yeah, Jilly!
I love how Ninja Brian is so enthusiastic about Danny banging her things. Applauding, thumbs up-ing, high five-ing, and always watching. :) A true, true friend.
Don't you get excited when your friend fucks a mailbox?
Alar Stormbringer Won't last long, but I have made your comment likes 69. Off to find a vacuum.
Ana Kruger Those googly eyes are just impossible to resist.
Alar Stormbringer It's more than the googly eyes.....mmmmmm xD
We all need a Ninja Brian
The effort they must have taken to get that door into the bed is ridiculous.
Sciman101 they're not that heavy, I once had a closet door fall on me in my boxers in the 5th grade
TheRiskyBrothers Why...why is that last part necessary?
Smiling Kyojin context
TheRiskyBrothers during a no-reason boner?
Sciman101 You unhinge it and carry it a bit. A single person can carry those, they're not heavy. So no, not really much effort.
Am I the only one judging how old NSP's videos are by Danny's hair?
I thought that was the only way to determine the age of these vids
And what he's wearing
I'm judging the age by the special effects quality.
Same here.
No
Let's be real, Imagine how fun this must've been to record. :P
+Jimmy7780 i wish there was a bloober video xD
+Line Poulsen Yes! #TheDream
perhaps, the fun i had watching it times10?
All the nsp's videos must be fun to film
if they were to release a calendar like the ones they use in these music videos i would buy it.
Same when is this going to happen
Same!! We need those
Quick! We need calendar names!
im so glad that i exist on a planet where a song about 69ing a hoover exists
This song is about deepening your love with your soulmate.
+Marcos Bustos and fucking her stuff
+Marcos Bustos JUST A WICKED BONE SESH WITH A MAILBOX.
its called a vacuum you damn brit
Dual Crane Hoover is a brand... Like how Americans call plasters Band-Aids.
"went down on all your stairs" is the best line in this song xD
he could have just stopped the song there and id be happy
"Don't slam the door on your way out, Darling, because I'm slamming it tonight"
and thats the reason why he couldn't stop the song there haha
Jazzy Cornish no it's then we 69nd
Brozemax Brozemax no it’s “don’t slam that door on your way out darling, because I’m slamming tonight”
Dan needs to sing/play this for Barry after a year of being roommates
Da heck did I just watch?!
Melina Mcfadden
Something so hot it will make you want to be with Dan.
Dont worry, it happens to all of us.
Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus
I was already a fan, they just made me come back to the vid.
Lord Cantalo I was waiting to see if anyone found this video from Unus Annus
Unknown Flowergirl Well, your quest has yet to end because I’m a repeat watcher.
ive been scrolling looking for a comment about this... i used to listen to nsp but completely forgot they existed. super glad unus annus reminded me about them. also super glad someone else found this song after that ep.
@@jasperzzzzzzzzz How the hell does one forget about a band like NSP?
Oliver James which episode was it?
God damn this has been stuck in my head forever. Hard to explain when you have the sudden urge to burst into song. It's so perfect though, the melody and Dan's singing are beautiful but the lyrics hilarious.
NSP for life.
Yeah, take away the silly lyrics and their music is brilliant. They have a good sense of humor and their lyrics are well made though
The ONLY NSP song I feel like singing randomly in public (more than this) is No Reason Boner.
It's hard to belt out this song or No Reason Boner as a girl out in public. I mean, I COULD bust out, "When I dick smash all of your belongings is when I'm finally whole..." I just feel that I would get an even stranger look than would generally be expected considering I don't have the right equipment for either of those songs.
Trying to screw a vacuum is probably the scariest thing in the world
The link is broken btw
Ah
Felix Nilbog Well at least vacuums can do a good suck
Not as scary as trying to fuck a blender
I fucked an apple today
Dan's voice in this song is so angellic. More so than usual anyways.
The chorus is beautiful!
Richard Ahern
Definitely
Moral of this video: Fuck everything.
Sam Jones LITERALLY
Sam Jones LITERALLY
69 likes I'm going to ruin it
JD Vance anthem
Their skipping in the beginning is so adorable, I love it
As hilarious as all these music videos are, I have to say that my favorite part of them would have to be how Ninja Brian is just awkwardly there, looking like he's mad at the world
I love when he’s sitting on the couch clapping while Danny “Dicks the floor for certain” he’s so supportive of Danny’s sexual passions, like any true friend would be ❤❤❤
Ninja Brian seems like such a good friend
Jean Kirschtein If you're Danny or female, yeah.
LordVader1094 yeah, everyone else he kills
The best
This song floats into my head every few months and stays for awhile. Great times.
I love that Unus Annus featured this on their fetish video lol
anybody else love the fact that at 00:49 ninja Brian is actually cooking oranges ?
unas annus got me in the mood
When Danny says "Darling" at the end of this song, he sounds so sincere and emotional it almost brings me to tears. Oh NSP how I love thee.
"Don't slam the door on you're way out, darling...because I'm smashing it tonight" XD
+Ryan Williams *slamming
shit, you're right, I have failed XD
I just got that when he touches the lamp its turned on.
Can’t believe this is almost 10 years old. I can relate to this song so much from being isolated at home all the time...
I just adore how supportive Ninja Brian in about this whole habit.
Imagine your procrastination on studying and decide to listen to this song and then realize Ninja Brian is your teacher (He isn't mine but I'm sure SOMEONE didn't realize it, unless he's open about it to his students if so what and where does he teach???)
Y’know, usually the songs these guys make aren’t meant to be taken seriously, but the music in this one, actually sounds very well done and better than a lot of stuff you hear nowadays. If you just change the lyrics after he tells her that he fucked all of her things, I could actually see myself listening to this a lot.
Ninja Brian is way too into this idea.
I was listening to this while coming home from school and dan said 'finally home' exactly when i arrived at home
The shower gets turned on in the bathroom whenever I take my clothes off.
"My soul has taken flight..." 2:02 That was a honest laugh out loud moment.
This is far and away their funniest song in my opinion, I giggle every time I listen to it.
It’s also such a great vocal performance from Danny, that chorus is legit beautiful
Well. At least he's honest..
2:11 is now my desktop background.
13 years later, and I still think this might be their funniest song.
This does make me wonder whether the bathtub got wet when Danny took showers.
He TURNED ON THE LAMP.
The lamp was TURNED ON.
I'm such a MAROON.
still one of my fav NSP songs
Yeah ninja Brian, cook those fucking oranges.
I was eight when I first heard an NSP song (it was free on Amazon music for a few weeks so I decided to download it)Now I'm in junior high and still love them
One of the most under rated NSP songs
like I know it's supposed to be a silly song but I want to say that the melody would actually be pretty good for a love song
Hey, fine bros, youtubers react to....
...Hydrofluoric acid
End-ventures Give them copper chloride and call it bubblegum soda.
***** That, is a very good idea.
Mijquaza Nope.
Ahem this would be for teens and elders lets see how that ends :P
I love this song so much
NSP is like unfiltered comic sans, but a bit more good.
Haven't listened to NSP since I divorced the guy who introduced me, but got to show it to my boyfriend this morning after he picked up my new winter hat, whipped it out and started fucking it. It felt appropriate. And I think NSP has a new fan.
God I forgot about this . I love this too much to express with words
One of their best
I love NSP and this has to be one of their best songs
This is my favorite NSP song just because of the awesome vocals
Brian is the best part of this video
"Oh you're mad about the toothbrush, just forget I ever said that..." He looked like he was genuinely afraid of getting the piss knocked out of him for that one. Reasonably so, of fucking course.
Each and every one of you, thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Honestly i just love it whenever they show brian cooking
I HAVE THAT ROBE. NOW I CAN NEVER LOOK AT IT THE SAME WAY AGAIN.
This is still fucking hilarious months later after I stopped binge listening to it.
This will ways be one of my fave videos of theirs.
Why isn't ninja brian in this video?
Brian is everywhere. He's never not there, it's just he simply allows you to see him on occasion.
+NekkyJam Others aren't so lucky. He only reveals himself right before he kills you.
"Most people just call him 'Ninj-(gasp)', because that's all they have time to say...before he GETS THEM!!"
1:48, that lamp is really turned on.
This video is the reason why dan should be protected forever
Nine years later and I still don't know if the lyrics are all euphemisms or literal.
"Don't slam the door on your way out, darling, because I'm slamming it tonight."
Absolutely flawless.
as a non english speaker, i could learn a lot from this. obrigatory sorry for bad english
This video got me through some of the toughest times on my Iraq deployment
this is my favorite non animated video :)
My favorite track by NSP. ♡♡♡
This song always cracks me up but the more I listen the more I kinda crave for Danny to sing a version with sentimental lyrics, just love the sound of vocals on this, as a straight man, it got my vagina moistened thusly.
Poor Brian...he didn't get to murder the fuck out of anything this whole video...
i wish there was a version were it was just a cameraroll of the objects with brown a tint and fog.
I swear, everytime i revisit NSP, at the beginning im like "Oh wow, Dan's not too bad at singing!". And by the end i'm like, "Holy fuck, Dan's fucking awesome"
I CANT STOP REPLAYING
I sincerely love this song.
Ninja Brian Frying oranges
Is Ninja Brian cooking oranges
listening to these songs at 2x speed is awesome
This came out on my birthday... I love this!
If he had sex with the mirror, does that qualify as masturbation?
i love every video you guys make
Dans voice really shines in this song
Me gusta la puerta. ;)
Love it every time
This song is just epic! The lyrics are just amazing!
Best slow song ever!
This will always be my favorite nsp song.
This is an interesting situation where if this song were to have been released with only the lyrics changed (not because I don't like them, but I'm thinking mainstream America) Maybe sometime between 1985 and 1995 most specifically, I think it would have been a hit! It's actually genius musical expression (along with the hilarious lyrics of course, in this rendition).
His fling with the wall socket was electrifying though.
Like this song most of them all
this has been stuck in my head all day. It's been a great fucking day.
This is beautiful.
Danny is the greatest Bard I know.
My third fav song by them
The whole "package in your mailbox", "dropped a load inside your washer" and "went down on all your stairs" always cracks me up. Who knew there were so many sexual innuendos about the house?
Yep
+AdelioNightstorm I love the fact this comment has 69 likes!
+Psyicho Mario Not anymore, someone ruined it :(
+AdelioNightstorm who would do that?!
u cant leave out smashing your bed, or what about slamming ur door?
I'm starting to wonder if Danny walks around the house in a variety of silk kimonos
I hope to god he does
Do you not?
I would.
They're perfect for the song 6969
Just starting now?
sometimes I forget Danny is an incredibly odd person.
this ain't one of those times.
Wait
to be fair
Brian wrote this.
Perfectly odd, both of them
Kinda odd when you realize that ninja Brian wrote this...
he did!!??!!
+Laura Rawrless524 Did we mention he has a PhD?
+Quoodle no he doesnt! Brian has one not Ninja brian, they're not that same person!!
+Quoodle a Ph.D. In being a fucking crazy murder ninja
+Ashley Mc. Brian Wecht and Ninja Brian are indeed the same person