At the beginning, Danny says "since I moved into your place" meaning it is her house, then she leaves at the end meaning. Danny just scored himself a free house
The whole "package in your mailbox", "dropped a load inside your washer" and "went down on all your stairs" always cracks me up. Who knew there were so many sexual innuendos about the house?
I love how Ninja Brian is so enthusiastic about Danny banging her things. Applauding, thumbs up-ing, high five-ing, and always watching. :) A true, true friend.
Here in 2019 going into 2020 and realizing how much youtubes changed. I can't find this song or half of your library unless I search for it by name. It's not visible on your channel, and doesn't even auto finish in the youtube search bar... I just hope these songs don't go forgotten :(
Can't say I have any idea what you're talking about. I just went to their channel, went to videos, and scrolled down to the bottom. This song is right there, very clearly visible. I also started typing the song into UA-cam's search bar, and even with just "o" typed, Objects of Desire was the first suggestion.
If you ignore the actual lyrical content this sounds like a beautiful love song. Listen to the lyrical content, and it's a beautiful love song about fucking furniture.
God damn this has been stuck in my head forever. Hard to explain when you have the sudden urge to burst into song. It's so perfect though, the melody and Dan's singing are beautiful but the lyrics hilarious. NSP for life.
It's hard to belt out this song or No Reason Boner as a girl out in public. I mean, I COULD bust out, "When I dick smash all of your belongings is when I'm finally whole..." I just feel that I would get an even stranger look than would generally be expected considering I don't have the right equipment for either of those songs.
Silly Sunny. What you didn't know is that if you cook an orange, you unlock the secrets to the culinary universe. Which is why Brian materializes different foods at will.
ive been scrolling looking for a comment about this... i used to listen to nsp but completely forgot they existed. super glad unus annus reminded me about them. also super glad someone else found this song after that ep.
BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP I think they had to choose between doing the dishes and dropping a load in the washer, which I personally think is funnier. But I dunno.
BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP they missed a sucking joke with the vacuum, and maybe couldve done a joke with turning on the lamp too but if they went all out like thatd itd probably be impossible to have it rhyme man idk
whilst he says, your lamp was lookin so good that you know I had to hit it, the lamp turns on so they didn't miss that joke really, it just wasn't in the lyrics.
As hilarious as all these music videos are, I have to say that my favorite part of them would have to be how Ninja Brian is just awkwardly there, looking like he's mad at the world
I love when he’s sitting on the couch clapping while Danny “Dicks the floor for certain” he’s so supportive of Danny’s sexual passions, like any true friend would be ❤❤❤
I had to start the video over at about a minute and fifty seconds because I missed a lot of the song when I exploded with laughter as he started to explain how made love to all her things
The childish glee on Danny's face as he "went down on" the stairs gets me every time. (Protip: stairs never clean themselves. They get all kinds of stanky.)
I love singing to this out in public and seeing all the weird looks I get. Still waiting for the day I sing it and meet another NSP fan. Also, imagine going into this girls house with a blacklight. To quote Starlord, "If we had a blacklight, it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
This is far and away their funniest song in my opinion, I giggle every time I listen to it. It’s also such a great vocal performance from Danny, that chorus is legit beautiful
lol yeah man i like it when he does songs in the styles of artists, some of them are my favorites, one of them being, "you don't love me anymore". Bo Burnham is pretty good also.
"dropped a load inside your washer, went down on all your stairs. I took your cabinets from the front and, your sofa from behind, I look deep into your vacuums eyes and then we 69'd!" Lyrical genius and dat melodic voice. Damnit Danny, don't become my mancrush
Y’know, usually the songs these guys make aren’t meant to be taken seriously, but the music in this one, actually sounds very well done and better than a lot of stuff you hear nowadays. If you just change the lyrics after he tells her that he fucked all of her things, I could actually see myself listening to this a lot.
I really have to pace myself with NSP videoes. I have an extremely low threshold for second hand embarrasssment (my own is fine) but a massive appreciation for Danny's lyrics. So I watch the whole thing from behind my fingers while pissing myself laughing. It really really helps that Danny's georgeous.
Love it just as much as I did years ago! Made a bestfriend at school cause i learned how to play this on piano and someone recognized it and did lyrics 👌good times
My review: The musical proficiency, especially with the songwriting and Danny's voice really shines here. Honestly, if you don't listen to the lyrics, this can be a really sad song about something. I could use a happy song right now... I had to plug in my phone, so I won't get any updates on my cousin until it charges.
At the beginning, Danny says "since I moved into your place" meaning it is her house, then she leaves at the end meaning. Danny just scored himself a free house
That's a great scam
YEs.
a sexy sexy house....
If you rub your dick on something it is now yours. It’s the same policy as licking things to claim them as your own
So what youre saying is... if i fuck someones whole house i can have it
I just realized that the lamp at 1:46 got turned on.
Same!
@@beepbeep4261 took me 6
That lamp isn’t the only one that got turned on
The whole "package in your mailbox", "dropped a load inside your washer" and "went down on all your stairs" always cracks me up. Who knew there were so many sexual innuendos about the house?
Yep
+AdelioNightstorm I love the fact this comment has 69 likes!
+Psyicho Mario Not anymore, someone ruined it :(
+AdelioNightstorm who would do that?!
u cant leave out smashing your bed, or what about slamming ur door?
I love how Ninja Brian is so enthusiastic about Danny banging her things. Applauding, thumbs up-ing, high five-ing, and always watching. :) A true, true friend.
Don't you get excited when your friend fucks a mailbox?
Alar Stormbringer Won't last long, but I have made your comment likes 69. Off to find a vacuum.
Ana Kruger Those googly eyes are just impossible to resist.
Alar Stormbringer It's more than the googly eyes.....mmmmmm xD
We all need a Ninja Brian
"Aren't you glad I did the dishes?"
HOW IS THIS LINE NOT IN THE SONG!?
Sword Knight
OHMYGOD
@@arwensiriustinuvieljoestar6149 LIKE WHY!?
genius
I'm the 1,000th like!
@@JillyCookeMusic Hell yeah, Jilly!
Am I the only one judging how old NSP's videos are by Danny's hair?
I thought that was the only way to determine the age of these vids
And what he's wearing
I'm judging the age by the special effects quality.
Same here.
No
I'm starting to wonder if Danny walks around the house in a variety of silk kimonos
I hope to god he does
Do you not?
I would.
They're perfect for the song 6969
Just starting now?
Here in 2019 going into 2020 and realizing how much youtubes changed. I can't find this song or half of your library unless I search for it by name. It's not visible on your channel, and doesn't even auto finish in the youtube search bar... I just hope these songs don't go forgotten :(
True classic nsp is amazing
they have a playlist of all their songs now.
They can never, EVER be forgotten.
Can't say I have any idea what you're talking about. I just went to their channel, went to videos, and scrolled down to the bottom. This song is right there, very clearly visible. I also started typing the song into UA-cam's search bar, and even with just "o" typed, Objects of Desire was the first suggestion.
I promise you I will still be turning people onto this in 20 yrs..
The effort they must have taken to get that door into the bed is ridiculous.
Sciman101 they're not that heavy, I once had a closet door fall on me in my boxers in the 5th grade
TheRiskyBrothers Why...why is that last part necessary?
Smiling Kyojin context
TheRiskyBrothers during a no-reason boner?
Sciman101 You unhinge it and carry it a bit. A single person can carry those, they're not heavy. So no, not really much effort.
Let's be real, Imagine how fun this must've been to record. :P
+Jimmy7780 i wish there was a bloober video xD
+Line Poulsen Yes! #TheDream
perhaps, the fun i had watching it times10?
All the nsp's videos must be fun to film
im so glad that i exist on a planet where a song about 69ing a hoover exists
This song is about deepening your love with your soulmate.
+Marcos Bustos and fucking her stuff
+Marcos Bustos JUST A WICKED BONE SESH WITH A MAILBOX.
its called a vacuum you damn brit
Dual Crane Hoover is a brand... Like how Americans call plasters Band-Aids.
sometimes I forget Danny is an incredibly odd person.
this ain't one of those times.
Wait
to be fair
Brian wrote this.
Perfectly odd, both of them
If you ignore the actual lyrical content this sounds like a beautiful love song. Listen to the lyrical content, and it's a beautiful love song about fucking furniture.
That's a big part of their comedy style which I love. 'Wondering' which was released on their most recent album is this to a T
God damn this has been stuck in my head forever. Hard to explain when you have the sudden urge to burst into song. It's so perfect though, the melody and Dan's singing are beautiful but the lyrics hilarious.
NSP for life.
Yeah, take away the silly lyrics and their music is brilliant. They have a good sense of humor and their lyrics are well made though
The ONLY NSP song I feel like singing randomly in public (more than this) is No Reason Boner.
It's hard to belt out this song or No Reason Boner as a girl out in public. I mean, I COULD bust out, "When I dick smash all of your belongings is when I'm finally whole..." I just feel that I would get an even stranger look than would generally be expected considering I don't have the right equipment for either of those songs.
Older nsp songs and videos have so much charm. I remember how impressed I was at their commitment to just being fucking silly
So you believe that the newer NSP song aren't as good, or...?
No the new songs are better in a lot of ways. Im just nostalgic. Why I Cry is their best song.
Octopus Rocket I think"If we were gay" & "Dragonslayer" are their best songs
Lonesome Gavlan And Manticore
Lonesome Gavlan And unicorn wizard
if they were to release a calendar like the ones they use in these music videos i would buy it.
Same when is this going to happen
Same!! We need those
Quick! We need calendar names!
The perfect fusion of music, comedy, and absurdity. They're not just funny as hell, their songs are good! Keep it coming guys.
Kinda odd when you realize that ninja Brian wrote this...
he did!!??!!
+Laura Rawrless524 Did we mention he has a PhD?
+Quoodle no he doesnt! Brian has one not Ninja brian, they're not that same person!!
+Quoodle a Ph.D. In being a fucking crazy murder ninja
+Ashley Mc. Brian Wecht and Ninja Brian are indeed the same person
"went down on all your stairs" is the best line in this song xD
he could have just stopped the song there and id be happy
"Don't slam the door on your way out, Darling, because I'm slamming it tonight"
and thats the reason why he couldn't stop the song there haha
Jazzy Cornish no it's then we 69nd
Brozemax Brozemax no it’s “don’t slam that door on your way out darling, because I’m slamming tonight”
It just occurred to me that Danny actually had to rub his junk over everything in the house during the filming of the video. Wow...
He probably liked it tho
@@rileylaverne7740 Probably
It's not really his junk they put a prop in his pants
That's dedication
1:27
Dan needs to sing/play this for Barry after a year of being roommates
Da heck did I just watch?!
Melina Mcfadden
Something so hot it will make you want to be with Dan.
Dont worry, it happens to all of us.
0:50 Ninja Brian casually cooking oranges.
You're saying that as if it's an unusual thing to do.
what you don't cook your oranges ? they must have a terribe taste .
These comments are making me question everything I've previously known about oranges.
Silly Sunny. What you didn't know is that if you cook an orange, you unlock the secrets to the culinary universe. Which is why Brian materializes different foods at will.
SunnySplosion He's a physicist, he knows what he's doing.
I'm sure the door swings that way.
Dan's voice in this song is so angellic. More so than usual anyways.
The chorus is beautiful!
Richard Ahern
Definitely
I can feel the passion behind the lyrics.
Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus
I was already a fan, they just made me come back to the vid.
Lord Cantalo I was waiting to see if anyone found this video from Unus Annus
Unknown Flowergirl Well, your quest has yet to end because I’m a repeat watcher.
ive been scrolling looking for a comment about this... i used to listen to nsp but completely forgot they existed. super glad unus annus reminded me about them. also super glad someone else found this song after that ep.
@@jasperzzzzzzzzz How the hell does one forget about a band like NSP?
Oliver James which episode was it?
Trying to screw a vacuum is probably the scariest thing in the world
The link is broken btw
Ah
Felix Nilbog Well at least vacuums can do a good suck
Not as scary as trying to fuck a blender
I fucked an apple today
Was sent here by Ethan and Mark (and of course Unnus Annus), I thank them for reminding me of this masterpiece
still a better love story than twilight
definitely
I've been waiting to see this comment
Anything is a better love story than twilight
@@AwesomeStuff993 yeah
Only Dan can make his old long hair look short
This is a Old video tough
This song floats into my head every few months and stays for awhile. Great times.
Lyrically this song is the best written comedy I've ever heard.
How did you manage to miss i did the dishes?
BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP I think they had to choose between doing the dishes and dropping a load in the washer, which I personally think is funnier. But I dunno.
BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP they missed a sucking joke with the vacuum, and maybe couldve done a joke with turning on the lamp too but if they went all out like thatd itd probably be impossible to have it rhyme man idk
whilst he says, your lamp was lookin so good that you know I had to hit it, the lamp turns on so they didn't miss that joke really, it just wasn't in the lyrics.
cool to be fair they did do a turn in on the lamp joke. It was just a visual one.
BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP I love your profile picture! I feel like im the only one who loved the Okami games!
Their skipping in the beginning is so adorable, I love it
I have no words for how amazing this song is.
DANNY'S FUCKING BONER HITTING THE POOL BALLS IS WHERE I OFFICIALLY LOST MY SHIT
I like how he both "chalks" the ball and also hits it with his "pool stick"
Even though it doesn't actually makes,
It makes complete sense.
Ninja Brian on the fucking pool table had me laughing and crying until I lost 10 pounds in tears
Man the last quarter of this song (from 2 minutes to end) really showcases Danny's voice! tremendous job have a crepé, you earned it you stallion
When Danny says "Darling" at the end of this song, he sounds so sincere and emotional it almost brings me to tears. Oh NSP how I love thee.
“Your toothbrush and your jacket and your red hat oh, you’re mad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that “ I love that part
I just adore how supportive Ninja Brian in about this whole habit.
As hilarious as all these music videos are, I have to say that my favorite part of them would have to be how Ninja Brian is just awkwardly there, looking like he's mad at the world
I love when he’s sitting on the couch clapping while Danny “Dicks the floor for certain” he’s so supportive of Danny’s sexual passions, like any true friend would be ❤❤❤
I had to start the video over at about a minute and fifty seconds because I missed a lot of the song when I exploded with laughter as he started to explain how made love to all her things
This will always be my favorite NSP song ever, can never get it out of my head
It's litterally been a decade and these old NSP songs still hold a special place in my heart
JD Vance said this was his favorite song!
this is my favorite song by you guys, and possably ever
I'm sorry, it seems that your English fucking sucks
+Erik Malcom Yeah, I have cancer. lol
it's an not a
snick fuck off Nope. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but "a UA-cam comment" is correct. I fact, "an UA-cam comment" would be incorrect.
Aria Malley oh well i was just trying to piss him off even more
Cant believe they made a whole dating sim based on this song. Date Everything
came here to say that, someone beat me to it lmao
Coming back to this song 8 years and 11 months after this video was posted, and holy shit is this still a ballad for the ages.
I fucking love Brian just casually in the background of every single shot
Can’t believe this is almost 10 years old. I can relate to this song so much from being isolated at home all the time...
Ninja Brian seems like such a good friend
Jean Kirschtein If you're Danny or female, yeah.
LordVader1094 yeah, everyone else he kills
The best
I just love the passion in Danny's voice as he sings about fucking household items
"dont slam that door on you way out darling because im slamming it tonight" is easily the best line in a song ive ever heard
I remember my friend showing me this in middle school back in 2012 lmao I’m so glad I didn’t forget it
After several rewatched I just noticed that at 1:00 Brian high-fives Danny. He's so supportive.
The childish glee on Danny's face as he "went down on" the stairs gets me every time.
(Protip: stairs never clean themselves. They get all kinds of stanky.)
Moral of this video: Fuck everything.
Sam Jones LITERALLY
Sam Jones LITERALLY
69 likes I'm going to ruin it
i can not tell you how many strangers have gotten the line"thanks in advance for not judging me on this aspect of my soul "
13 years later, and I still think this might be their funniest song.
I love singing to this out in public and seeing all the weird looks I get. Still waiting for the day I sing it and meet another NSP fan.
Also, imagine going into this girls house with a blacklight. To quote Starlord, "If we had a blacklight, it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
Be able to see it from space.
Danny: I slept with your bed.
Girl: Don’t you mean in my bed?
Danny: ...
Perfect for the single mans valentines day. Thanks NSP.
wait hold up
This is far and away their funniest song in my opinion, I giggle every time I listen to it.
It’s also such a great vocal performance from Danny, that chorus is legit beautiful
there is something so beautiful and hilarious about the final lyric, "don't slam the door on your way out, darling, because I'm slamming it tonight"
This is the official campaign anthem of JD Vance...
damn it i came here literally just to say that
I genuinely love these songs. Like Weird Al is awesome, but this shit is actually original.
Faceache Al has some original songs too, but he's mostly PG where NSP is rated R
For RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME!! ;P
lol yeah man i like it when he does songs in the styles of artists, some of them are my favorites, one of them being, "you don't love me anymore". Bo Burnham is pretty good also.
Weird Al is the best SFW parody artist of all time, but NSP is the best NSFW parody artist of all time
U Frick head nerd 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Get Rekt Kid ummm wut
I love that Unus Annus featured this on their fetish video lol
I just realized, this is THAT part of youtube...
I LOVE IT!
This is the closest I'll ever come to a Danny Sexbang power ballad
I just got that when he touches the lamp its turned on.
I guess Ninja Brian either edited this or threatened the editor in order to put his little message in the lower corner at 1:51
ive seen this video so many times and ive never once noticed that omg
"dropped a load inside your washer, went down on all your stairs.
I took your cabinets from the front and, your sofa from behind,
I look deep into your vacuums eyes and then we 69'd!"
Lyrical genius and dat melodic voice. Damnit Danny, don't become my mancrush
I know how you feel T_T
Y’know, usually the songs these guys make aren’t meant to be taken seriously, but the music in this one, actually sounds very well done and better than a lot of stuff you hear nowadays. If you just change the lyrics after he tells her that he fucked all of her things, I could actually see myself listening to this a lot.
this song has the quality of something i would cry to at 2am and the lyrics of something i would cackle to at 2am
anybody else love the fact that at 00:49 ninja Brian is actually cooking oranges ?
I accidentally sang this while my girlfriend and I was cleaning the house, she looked at me very suspiciously until I showed her this video
Brian really like to watch.
Right?! The best is when he claps when Danny fucks the floor! xD
Also when he high fives Danny when 69ing the vacuum was pretty hilarious
Ninja voyeur.
It’s fun going through the every NSP video playlist and seeing the evolution of dans hair
This one's still my favorite. Them rhymes and the wordplay was really clever with this one.
I dated a light switch once. It really turned me on.
I'll call a cab.
CelcoWhite Bad Day?
Get paid, laid, Gatorade.
M'lady
Cool Cool
+CelcoWhite too late buddy
i already dated the cab
1:33 I never noticed ninja Brian's pose till now XD
I’ve already seen this a bunch of times, now rewatching because markiplier played it in a video. It’s amazing every time
I really have to pace myself with NSP videoes. I have an extremely low threshold for second hand embarrasssment (my own is fine) but a massive appreciation for Danny's lyrics. So I watch the whole thing from behind my fingers while pissing myself laughing. It really really helps that Danny's georgeous.
Love it just as much as I did years ago! Made a bestfriend at school cause i learned how to play this on piano and someone recognized it and did lyrics 👌good times
Dude that's magical
Fucking legend
I feel we need a "10 Years Later" version for this song as well.
Ninja Brian is way too into this idea.
How can such a hilarious song have such seriously beautiful vocals? Oh Danny, you wonderful fucking man.
My review: The musical proficiency, especially with the songwriting and Danny's voice really shines here. Honestly, if you don't listen to the lyrics, this can be a really sad song about something.
I could use a happy song right now... I had to plug in my phone, so I won't get any updates on my cousin until it charges.
This song will always amuse me. Dan is just so sincere. Its so beautiful.
“I went down on all your stairs” I’m fucking dying
**Jontron voice** I have several questions
I'm scared, i'm movin on.
Fool me once, I'm mad
Fool me two, how could you
Fool me three times, now u are officially that guy
*space walken*
Oh god who did the dishes?
HE did
YYYEEEESSSSS!!!!! I didn't know this was a video till now! I listen to you all the time on pandora!
Thank you so much for this amazing song, I love it.
"Don't slam the door on you're way out, darling...because I'm smashing it tonight" XD
+Ryan Williams *slamming
shit, you're right, I have failed XD
Theme song of the game "Date Everything!"
That’s why I revisited this lmao
unas annus got me in the mood
A ballad to share with all generations around this world and beyond!
Still my fav NSP song years on 🔥