Only issue is that channel hardly shows up if you look up jschlatt or schlatt.. I was trying to look through his sea of channels (seriously screw UA-cam for removing the “channels” tab) and wouldn’t have seen it if I didn’t just remember it
I think it’s really just his reactions to it. There is no set program or whatever, it’s just “this is sh*t” or “this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today” or anywhere in between. Why do I hear distant screams? Why are they rapidly getting closer?
On the topic of walking away from the camera; Les Stroud of Survivorman fame used to film the entire show on his own, so there's be shots of him walking away from the camera up a cliff for miles, then walking back and grabbing it and saying goodbye and turning it off so he could walk back out again with it.
Jsherbert makes me seek warm and fuzzy inside, like mold growing on something that was once beautiful, rotting away my core so that I find no joy in anything but the depressing slop spoon fed to me by UA-cam. He really has made the world come to terms with our uncertain fate. I do hope that he will break the cycle and give us a moment of hope. Before we all rot away. Keep up the good work 👍
i yearn for the day the community starts watching his actual good content that he puts effort into instead of reacting vids im ripping out my hair and chewing on my cat
Someone stole a forklift from a construction site here a few days ago. It reminded me of the late Schlatt. "It's free." He would always say. God I miss him.
Did the schlanket ever release
The Schlanket will be released tomorrow!
@@jschlattvods yay (im gonna do something funny under it)
@@jschlattvodsCan't wait to get it😈
@jschlattvods I don't get paid until next week, we all know what that means. WEEK 2 ICE SOUP 🧊🧊🧊🧊
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Thank you 🙏
so true
@@Elliot-qm3uhfreaky ass
Thanks so much bro, I kept trying to start at 1:21:50 and it wouldn't work 😔
YOU SAVED ME BRO 😎👍💯🔥🔥🔥🤠🤠
Those cinematic masterpieces on your alt were beautiful Schlatt. Please do keep releasing more reaction slop!
Only issue is that channel hardly shows up if you look up jschlatt or schlatt.. I was trying to look through his sea of channels (seriously screw UA-cam for removing the “channels” tab) and wouldn’t have seen it if I didn’t just remember it
we need a schlatt hub with all his channels!
the people who look that up might not be looking for a list of channels though
@@mansgotplans holy crap not the schlatt hub
@@N00ne1npart1cularschlub
I love how "Schlungus" is still posting on the vods channel every once in a while, its like he's still with us.🕊
I am still alive. Please stop spreading misinformation.
@@jschlattvods fly low. i know you looking up at us rn.
@@jschlattvodsAi has gotten so good 😢
@@60sebastian Dude
@@jschlattvods It's ok sweet prince, you can let go now, let your spirit go to the afterlife.
I love the part where he ranks them
Yeah me too
Maybe the true rankings were the friends we made along the way.
He ranked how friend shape
@@user-ql2fh2mq1dWait.. if you are watching this video.. "Schuul" is reacting.. im a fuckung bitch.. then who's watching foxy?
@@Pixel_perspective and how many calories!
Bro roasted my video for taking so long to get to the point and then talked about eating my lizard for 2 minutes 😭
Eat the lizard
Consume the animal
Rest in piece Schlarp, you will be missed. Thank you Schlaspt family for uploading old vods and keeping his memory alive
rest in peace little Schlabbles 😔
It's almost like he's still here :(
the Schlaspt family said not to use 'the videos' but that anyone can make shlank do anything with AI
just a shame its this
❤❤😢
I will forever miss you shungus amonus
No ranking has ever taken place in these videos
I think it’s really just his reactions to it. There is no set program or whatever, it’s just “this is sh*t” or “this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today” or anywhere in between.
Why do I hear distant screams? Why are they rapidly getting closer?
I got so terrified when Schlatt said "Jambo's not with us," like you can't pull that shit on us Schlatt-
I was so scared i schitt myself
I was getting shlattlusional
we do always say "fly high schlatt" so i think its fair once in a while (like that while in 99')
@@A_Professional422 ok that's a good one lmao💀
@@Rivers_TG thanks lol
I love how “Involuntary Sclastration” interacts with his fans on a yearly basis. (He won’t let me see my family. Help.)
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Shlastration Shlesulting in Shlulinary Shlelicacies
Schlahabulogongus never fails to impress me with how little regard he shows for the victims of a recent incident. (The SUV never even slowed down.)
Most original comment on this video
Sounds like an std
whoever said "transformers sounding ah warthog" in the stream chat i love you.
thank you for writing a real comment
Honestly wanted to comment on the warthog and how keeping one is entirely illegal
schlevicular manslaughter was so schlocked
Should've been manschlauter
Schlevivular schlanschlaughter
It's "vehicular"... "Shlehicular manShlaughter" sounds stupider, but I'm pretty sure that's the point
@@fabiosonhandogrande1697 r/wooosh
@@Love_this_feelingI don't even know what this word is
I can almost still hear his voice. Fly high Schlitoris.
..ew.
Ewwww
@@uraniumconsumerog ew backwards is we and we means yes therefore this is an absolute *yes*
Nice video "Schlong" it isnt like i didnt watch it and just commented the moment you uploaded it!
As you should
At least you're honest❤
Another reply that feature the letters Y-O-U
idk how but I’ve been watching Schlatt for YEARS on yt yet never could make it to an actual stream until this one 💀
Same lmao
ANOTHER BLESSING FROM SCHLABBERNUT
Im the guy who made the program . Im glad you liked it even though you called me shitty Michael reeves
Hehe it was funny 🎉
How long did it take to make? It looks good!
@@asrieldreemurrthebestestbo1716 it took me a week :)
@@asrieldreemurrthebestestbo1716it took me 2 days :)
Every time one of these vods comes out, I tell myself I'm gonna fall "ashcleep" to this, but I always get way too invested
The new “stage 4 dementia patient” video made me cry.
Are you referring to schlatt or joe
@@SKhorse85who’s schlatt
@@SKhorse85 yea, idk who “schlatt” is, I was referring to jimmy schlesticles
@@SKhorse85schlo?
you mean the stage 4 dementia paschient
I love "watching" Schaft when I'm going to sleep.
When I want this guy to stream he doesn’t show up but when I’m not expecting it, he fucking streams. Most unpredictable guy on the platform.
schlung must have remembered variable ratio scheduled conditioning from psych 101
My dirty little schlutt posted again, I’m saving this one for later
😟 what
:(
Real
Real
you mean *my* pookie schnookie
Rip schlart, I'm glad this ai version of him is able to keep us with him
yea gpt6 is wild
crazy they let his family get early access but i guess its the least OpenAI could do after the 'incident'
always happy to see more Shlurethra react content its always fun
So great to hear from “Inschlel” again, I hope he recovers soon!!
REACTION CONTENT IS BACK! Finally, some GOOD content. Keep up the good work big guy!
i just know "shlut" is looking up at us right now 🕊
glad to see schlamn today but i doubt the ones in 99' were so happy to see him
Good to see ya back shloognus
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Still haven't added names
hey man idk if u knew but the names are still missing
Names of the timestamps seem to be installing still. Did you check your router?
I'm so glad "Schlwherewereyouwhenclubpenguindied" is still posting after what he did to those homeless men and women in '99
Mr.VOD has returned.
"IT'S FREE" is still one of my favorites
You know it's a good day when schlawg uploads
I love watching the vods with my illegally made schlankett in hand, and my oddly unsettling printed picture of Sharts face on my wall staring at me❤
Okay, unironically, the warthog is MUCH more dangerous than the alligator.
On the topic of walking away from the camera;
Les Stroud of Survivorman fame used to film the entire show on his own, so there's be shots of him walking away from the camera up a cliff for miles, then walking back and grabbing it and saying goodbye and turning it off so he could walk back out again with it.
Jsherbert makes me seek warm and fuzzy inside, like mold growing on something that was once beautiful, rotting away my core so that I find no joy in anything but the depressing slop spoon fed to me by UA-cam. He really has made the world come to terms with our uncertain fate. I do hope that he will break the cycle and give us a moment of hope. Before we all rot away.
Keep up the good work 👍
The canon thing is something me and my friends would (and still do) make when we were bored
Finally a jslap video 😀
How does schlatt not know of the "FOUR FUCKING PIXELS"
This will do well I already know
thank you for yet another awesome vod, “shlingus”, you are truly the best
Shlarg is back!!!!
Did you mean shlut the fuck up
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"Schock market crash of 1929" is food shaped
Yoo! New schlatt vid just dropped
I love when jsh1thead uploads
It's almost like he's still here, these old vods are so nostalgic. 🕊😞🪦
Its almost like the "Schlingus" is still here with us. RIP big man.
Yay new vod!!!
Shlongber posting vods make me feel great.
Damn schlott forgot his antidepressants today aheheaha 😂
Schlatt: I'm sick of doing reaction videos
Also schlatt: makes more reaction videos
it’s how we know he ran out of money.
@@mollymooney1694 bro had to pay that rent😭
My favorite thing about Qoobo is that chat doesn’t know how to spell its name.
so called "Slinky" can't escape his crimes from all those years ago
HES BACK!!!! *Aggressive happy crying*
23:22 That one with the red glitter had me CONVINCED it was a jump scare man
YESSS A POST!!!
Idk why, but Schlatt is like the only person I can stand watching in VODs
He is the only person i watch reaction videos of. Jschlatt indeed makes tiktoks funnier
i yearn for the day the community starts watching his actual good content that he puts effort into instead of reacting vids im ripping out my hair and chewing on my cat
Jschlatt is my favorite source of regurgitated funnies and exhausted background music 😁 👍
Let's gooooooooo time to bench watch this for days and not finish it
Someone stole a forklift from a construction site here a few days ago. It reminded me of the late Schlatt. "It's free." He would always say. God I miss him.
a few seconds ago makes me want to go back to 2001
"Schlunnilingus": "We're done with the tiktok reactions"
Also "Schit":
Going on Reddit is already delusional
Wow I’m happy small UA-camrs likethis schlott guy don’t stop making videos
Goodnight Sweet Prince, we will watch in your memory 🐦🐦🐦
Schlungy Ranks Your UNHINGED Reddit Posts:
Put that duck on full blast
So nice to see him still living 🕊️
Schlaggersouls.
I love when schlingle dingle ranks things
oh boy more jslop
Hey schilingledingle, your videos have been an inspiration for me and the reason I started making videos, keep up the good work 😁
The slop is back 🎉
schlorlorn never fails to entertain us with his schlenanigans
Drop everything Shlag uploaded
Schlatt won't even be ready to see me going feral for the next month video. ALL HAIL THE SCHLANKET
holy schmokes
I love whenever “Schlastica” uploads something
my man you did not just drop that line
Joe is girlfriend shaped
If I could like this twice I would bro
@@junoundercover thanks
Man, this AI really brings me back to the good old days when he was still with us 🕊
I edge to these vods but nobody will know because I won’t get likes on this comment
hey man
Hey man
Hey Man
Hey man
Hey man
I remember tuning in to slaps streams and chewing on cinnamon sure will miss him
Fly high slap🕊️🕊️🕊️
The day this man gets married is the day comedy dies
Love it when Schadolf Schitler posts a video once every blue moon🔥🥹🙌🏾
Grease
True af.
Hell yeah brother
Grease
Out of all jschlatt nicknames, the one that got me laughing most was "SeaSalt" and "ShatMySelf".
Still love watching this kinda content
I like your hair
Bro he has a hat on, wym?
@@Reed3527 in the beginning of the video
Oooooooh
the rankings were spot on on this one mr shlagaloizoloizoingus
Schlesticular torsion was NOT ready 😭
for what perchance?
My day is instantly better when the vods channel video drops 😭👏🏻
Vod watchers skip to 1:21:50
The chat saying "Oh no" at 096 while Schlatt didnt know what was happening is hilarious 😭
FR IT WAS FUNNY AS HECK
Alligators and similar quadrupedal reptiles can be really cute.
Especially when they do the death roll thing.
a good day is never complete without a schloseph schtalin reaction
"shesticular tortion" was a good man may he rest in peace 🕊️🕊️
I love it when Schlarth Schlagueis the Wise finally posts