Harry Styles Monologue - SNL

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  • @elisesegers42
    @elisesegers42 4 роки тому +14538

    “it would be nice if the were here,, they’re not though”
    his face “orrrrr isssss ittttt”

    • @brookearcher856
      @brookearcher856 4 роки тому +213

      Orr is iiiiiit?😂😂😂😂 Best inside joke ever

    • @avasavage7444
      @avasavage7444 4 роки тому +102

      *gets the handcuffs*

    • @isabelking5184
      @isabelking5184 4 роки тому +120

      THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!

    • @koi1091
      @koi1091 4 роки тому +21

      SuperSoccerSassQueen The First or is it...

    • @isabelking5184
      @isabelking5184 4 роки тому +20

      @@koi1091 oF cOuRse iT iS!

  • @jennatsimpson
    @jennatsimpson 5 років тому +9724

    this is the fastest harry's talked his whole life

  • @humayrabegum1998
    @humayrabegum1998 5 років тому +10822

    This entire monologue is him attacking the fandom and I respect it

    • @teamfreewill2.078
      @teamfreewill2.078 5 років тому +162

      Exactly and I can't even be mad

    • @jewelmoore4352
      @jewelmoore4352 5 років тому +14

      Right

    • @littlemisskitkat
      @littlemisskitkat 5 років тому +29

      TeamFreeWill 2.0 I can’t either. It’s too funny

    • @faithdiaz01
      @faithdiaz01 5 років тому +2

      Me 2

    • @khalifla5990
      @khalifla5990 5 років тому +16

      These kind of comments deserve likes.. not people just literally typing down what he said...

  • @wolfie5698
    @wolfie5698 4 роки тому +3624

    Liam: "I'm still in One Direction"
    Harry: "I was in a band called One Direction"
    Me: *crying in definitely not a cool way*

    • @janasokolovic2496
      @janasokolovic2496 3 роки тому +8

      same

    • @shreyankipaul4750
      @shreyankipaul4750 3 роки тому +76

      He said he is in a Man band.

    • @simplylily1DXX
      @simplylily1DXX 3 роки тому +107

      Also Liam: “I used to be in 1D, now I’m out free.” 🥲🥲

    • @unknownuser-ke8pr
      @unknownuser-ke8pr 3 роки тому +13

      @@simplylily1DXX i mean i feel like soon enough harry would end up leaving and so would liam. I mean.. harry even said he wanted a solo career while in 1d but he wasnt too harsh on the thought until hiatus and he wanted to stay that way i assume.

    • @addieobrien2724
      @addieobrien2724 2 роки тому +8

      maybe we got lost in translation...

  • @coffeetea8577
    @coffeetea8577 4 роки тому +17965

    "Niall, Liam, Louis and...Ringo. That's it"
    That sarcasm was so exceedingly English, I nearly choked on my tea

  • @zoebrooklyn9989
    @zoebrooklyn9989 4 роки тому +14980

    Why does his hair look so messy but incredibly professional, make it make sense please.

    • @VyNguyen-tk5qf
      @VyNguyen-tk5qf 4 роки тому +206

      That’s why it stands before comedy, family and friends 🤣

    • @boo_7803
      @boo_7803 4 роки тому +152

      it’s harry styles, he looks professional and great in everything

    • @muktabagom9771
      @muktabagom9771 4 роки тому +66

      THIS HAIR IS UNDERRATED

    • @kendyl9220
      @kendyl9220 4 роки тому +54

      his hair on THIS DAY. IS LITERALLY THE REASON I LIVE.

    • @mimiboucher5701
      @mimiboucher5701 3 роки тому +11

      Its the waves

  • @addysonj
    @addysonj 4 роки тому +24728

    i love how non fans are like “he talks really slow” meanwhile fans are like “why is he talking so fast” 😭

  • @NatalieMarie917
    @NatalieMarie917 3 роки тому +2617

    “Everyone thinks the cast does a lot of cocaine.
    They don’t.
    That’s why the show’s not good anymore” 😂😂😂

  • @user-us4tt7vy7p
    @user-us4tt7vy7p 4 роки тому +32230

    “how crazy would it be if they were here tonight?”
    “well...they’re not here”
    me: *cries in a cool way*

    • @Sam-du7cm
      @Sam-du7cm 4 роки тому +228

      qolariod me: cries in an uncool way

    • @flaviah1
      @flaviah1 4 роки тому +134

      @Nenethegreat W if you're a true directioner you should understand😂

    • @keila2059
      @keila2059 4 роки тому +71

      @Nenethegreat W if youre not a directioner you wouldnt understand

    • @mel_055
      @mel_055 4 роки тому +47

      Nenethegreat W this is classic directionor language! Get with it man!

    • @blissy_angel5519
      @blissy_angel5519 4 роки тому +56

      "Wouldn't be crazy if they were though?"
      "They're not."
      me: *also cries in a cool way*

  • @_braune_
    @_braune_ 5 років тому +2336

    A lot of hosts seems to stumble through their monologue, especially if they're first timers. Harry was so smooth.

    • @urmom4370
      @urmom4370 4 роки тому +61

      He is Harry styles. Harry styles is perfection

    • @emilybrown_04
      @emilybrown_04 4 роки тому +14

      Kevin The Pigeon ur not wrong

    • @everythingevelyn3159
      @everythingevelyn3159 4 роки тому +2

      Kevin The Pigeon I liked this partly for the comment, and partly for the username and pfp lol

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 4 роки тому +2

      I've honestly never seen people "stumble" through their dialogue. Can you leave a link?

  • @beijoflor
    @beijoflor 5 років тому +10131

    "I'm just so grateful Simon Cowell grew us in those test tubes"
    why did that hurt a little

    • @ThingsILikke
      @ThingsILikke 5 років тому +60

      He was talking about cloning centers

    • @ilkim2203
      @ilkim2203 5 років тому +45

      Only line I did not laugh

    • @julietam2595
      @julietam2595 5 років тому +10

      @@ilkim2203 what? can u explain whats wrong w it?

    • @ilkim2203
      @ilkim2203 5 років тому +176

      Julee M, Simon Cowell really raised them in test tubes, if you look at their interviews after they decided to have a break you can see how bad they are feeling for those years and how under pressure they were. And if you look carefully to those years, you’ll see how tied down they were. For just a simple example their clothes were just one of the things they were under pressure. Shortly all they wanted was just freedom.

    • @ilkim2203
      @ilkim2203 5 років тому +29

      lololee24 Then you’re saying that Harry had a worry about people liking him or not. I don’t think so. You can be right about Zayn was more headstrong but I can’t say Harry wasn’t. Zayn was different from him, Harry is not like him in anyways but he can be that headstrong as him. He just wouldn’t. And you are not right about Harry and his ex-girlfriends or girlfriends I think. Do you really believe he dated with all of these girls? The girls that media said he dated? I don’t think so. I don’t want to be that person like “They were all fake, he had never date them.”. But what can I say, the situation was really this. He said himself that he didn’t date with all. Media made people believe in all of these fake things, all of these fake news. I can surely say Harry or the other boys, all of them were under pressure. You think this, I respect you but I can’t deny you are not right.

  • @bellabrancato7
    @bellabrancato7 4 роки тому +2982

    zayn when he hears that harry called him ringo: 👁👄👁

  • @isabellanebs22
    @isabellanebs22 5 років тому +6413

    He is literally the most charming man to ever walk the Earth.

    • @bacchaebacchae6473
      @bacchaebacchae6473 5 років тому +2

      No he is not

    • @hello-fs2sk
      @hello-fs2sk 5 років тому +25

      bacchae bacchae yes he is

    • @valentinarose9165
      @valentinarose9165 5 років тому +1

      I don't get it

    • @davinbyerby1615
      @davinbyerby1615 5 років тому +4

      He's fun but that's a stretch a lot of ppl have walked the earth over 1billion in fact
      The more you know🌈🌈🌈

    • @akirahs87
      @akirahs87 5 років тому +1

      Raise your standards.

  • @tmyth
    @tmyth 5 років тому +16581

    He's literally a musician, actor and comedian at the same time

    • @lisalafayette
      @lisalafayette 5 років тому +213

      The more I see of him the more impressed I am with him. He's really got such a wide range; talented as hell. Looking forward to seeing a lot more of him in the future. Whether music, stage or film.......he's doing some amazing work!!

    • @tmyth
      @tmyth 5 років тому +24

      @@lisalafayette couldn't agree more

    • @lesgenssontbeaux2219
      @lesgenssontbeaux2219 4 роки тому +19

      *comedian

    • @tmyth
      @tmyth 4 роки тому +12

      @@lesgenssontbeaux2219 yeah i know didn't know what i was thinking there lol

    • @l9878
      @l9878 4 роки тому +39

      And sexy, don’t forget sexy!

  • @angelacicero62
    @angelacicero62 4 роки тому +18153

    THIS HAIR IS UNDERRATED

  • @selahnelson
    @selahnelson 4 роки тому +870

    “They’re not”
    2:20 that face screamed “orrr are theyyy”

  • @christinabatchelor8006
    @christinabatchelor8006 4 роки тому +5857

    When he started talking about 1direction I started crying *in a cool way*

    • @mayookha4568
      @mayookha4568 4 роки тому +25

      So sweet and happy to hear that from harry.....

    • @SophiaG1989
      @SophiaG1989 3 роки тому +6

      @@mayookha4568 why?

    • @mayookha4568
      @mayookha4568 3 роки тому +11

      @@SophiaG1989 cause he talked about the boys..... ❤❤❤❤❤

    • @fall5467
      @fall5467 3 роки тому +4

      lmao😭😭

    • @Amanc-oz7lr
      @Amanc-oz7lr 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah me too in a cooooool waaay

  • @alexandravictoria
    @alexandravictoria 5 років тому +3418

    I love how he delivers this whole monologue so apathetic and ironic

    • @kate804
      @kate804 5 місяців тому

      Welcome to Northern England. 😁

  • @kaela1096
    @kaela1096 5 років тому +16558

    he’s STILL the love of my life

    • @entkells5803
      @entkells5803 4 роки тому +9

      kaela ikrr

    • @lilysmith1184
      @lilysmith1184 4 роки тому +61

      and he will always be mine🥺💛

    • @stellerfilms9578
      @stellerfilms9578 4 роки тому +19

      Always the love of my life

    • @everythingevelyn3159
      @everythingevelyn3159 4 роки тому +37

      He was never the love of my life until last week. Sadly that’s when I became a directioner, not years ago like everyone else

    • @isaaclezama2360
      @isaaclezama2360 4 роки тому +7

      He will always be!😔

  • @jude1515
    @jude1515 2 роки тому +64

    He did really well with his monologue. Very comfortable with the crowd and he was very funny.

  • @rosy4646
    @rosy4646 5 років тому +5134

    “and just like all my serious relationships, were all gonna spend one incredible night together” 😂😂😂

  • @stellswrites7171
    @stellswrites7171 4 роки тому +3637

    2013: Zack
    2019: No, it’s Ringo

  • @kaylynrose2726
    @kaylynrose2726 4 роки тому +12385

    Nobody:
    Nobody at all:
    Not even Ringo:
    Harry: “just so grateful Simon grew us in those test tubes”

    • @kylie8576
      @kylie8576 4 роки тому +85

      💀

    • @kenyasoogegner
      @kenyasoogegner 4 роки тому +34

      Teaaaa

    • @bxjzmin
      @bxjzmin 4 роки тому +88

      Like in gravity falls👁👄👁

    • @APerson-dz6bq
      @APerson-dz6bq 4 роки тому +27

      @Brta Jzmin
      that’s the first thing i thought of when he said that

    • @user-wb5tl6dq9g
      @user-wb5tl6dq9g 4 роки тому +66

      "Not even ringo" already killed me💀💀💀😂😂😂

  • @isabella2513
    @isabella2513 3 роки тому +483

    Harry’s and Taylor’s monologues were the most iconic.

  • @jedmosely6423
    @jedmosely6423 5 років тому +2813

    This is actually one of the funniest monologues this season so far

  • @jocelyntarango3054
    @jocelyntarango3054 5 років тому +5799

    “It’s so great Simon grew us in those test tubes”

    • @abby8676
      @abby8676 5 років тому +103

      THAT LINE WAS SO FUNNY I'm so surprised people aren't talking about it

    • @fatimaadreeta
      @fatimaadreeta 5 років тому +19

      That joke had me dying 😂😂

    • @selinselliinn6681
      @selinselliinn6681 5 років тому +11

      i cried when i heard that

    • @toobad9295
      @toobad9295 5 років тому +68

      isn’t that lowkey shade though? cuz it indicates simon dictating their every move as zayn has adressed before

    • @aniokay
      @aniokay 5 років тому +7

      Salty. Nice one

  • @rursack1765
    @rursack1765 4 роки тому +14422

    “I was in a band called One Direction”
    Me : *”no FOOKING way”*

  • @cinmongirlss
    @cinmongirlss 3 роки тому +608

    When he said “so much history” I FELT THAT 😭😭😭

    • @unknownuser-ke8pr
      @unknownuser-ke8pr 3 роки тому +7

      "i love those guys their like my brothers"

    • @mygolddfishisdead5898
      @mygolddfishisdead5898 2 роки тому +2

      @@unknownuser-ke8pr well, it got a bit strange when he also referred to louis as his brother🤠

    • @mygolddfishisdead5898
      @mygolddfishisdead5898 2 роки тому +5

      @@unknownuser-ke8pr Louis be like “brothers? huh?”

    • @unknownuser-ke8pr
      @unknownuser-ke8pr 2 роки тому +2

      @@mygolddfishisdead5898 welllll personally Im not a larrie/Larry. I believe whatever happens, happens. If they get to together then good for them, if they never do then also good for them. I support whatever at this point.

    • @gloria2836
      @gloria2836 2 роки тому +2

      -a whole lotta history

  • @filipamartins1722
    @filipamartins1722 4 роки тому +5492

    The amount of times ive watched this is unhealthy

    • @everythingevelyn3159
      @everythingevelyn3159 4 роки тому +23

      Honestly, I only became a directioner almost a month ago, and same

    • @Haha-ur1pu
      @Haha-ur1pu 4 роки тому +6

      Everything Evelyn sameeeeee

    • @everythingevelyn3159
      @everythingevelyn3159 4 роки тому +10

      Haha oh that’s cool! I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one joining the fandom right now!

    • @izzylynn8632
      @izzylynn8632 4 роки тому +2

      For real

    • @lilylarson1474
      @lilylarson1474 4 роки тому

      LMFAO

  • @ashutoshpokhrel8017
    @ashutoshpokhrel8017 5 років тому +17584

    *Those of you who don't know...Ringo was the first member of The Beatles who left*

    • @lay2temp671
      @lay2temp671 5 років тому +1811

      Wow. That makes so much sense. Thanks for that educational education.

    • @aubreyking9392
      @aubreyking9392 5 років тому +629

      That explains so much and is a physical pain to my ears/eyes. *cries*

    • @nickpalmer2274
      @nickpalmer2274 5 років тому +344

      That’s not true. Ringo and for that matter all of them left and came back, but it was actually John that officially Broke the band up :)

    • @aubreyking9392
      @aubreyking9392 5 років тому +67

      @@nickpalmer2274 haha, thanks for letting me know! My dad HATES the Beatles so I never knew! haha

    • @alexroberts5362
      @alexroberts5362 4 роки тому +53

      Aubrey King why he got a problem with the Beatles?

  • @jvce1800
    @jvce1800 5 років тому +6850

    Wait until hes forty years old- hes gonna be even more beautiful.

    • @lisalafayette
      @lisalafayette 5 років тому +34

      Be still my beating heart....... ❤ 💚 ❤ 💚 ❤ !!!!

    • @FlashakaViolet
      @FlashakaViolet 5 років тому +90

      Can’t fucking wait honestly

    • @Lawltasticness
      @Lawltasticness 5 років тому +26

      I just thought that

    • @YourHalfSister
      @YourHalfSister 4 роки тому +100

      As long as he doesn't start in with the fillers, etc. Hopefully he will allow aging to happen naturally.

    • @shaykell100
      @shaykell100 4 роки тому +90

      Man.. imagine if ppl said things like that about women. Wouldn’t that be nice

  • @kristinschad1389
    @kristinschad1389 3 роки тому +319

    "Harry, Liam, Louis, Zach..." "It's Ringo" "Whatever you say big guy"
    "ZEBRA?! WHERE?"

  • @monicageller8249
    @monicageller8249 5 років тому +5530

    I get now why girls were so crazy about him, he’s very charismatic

    • @annette2532
      @annette2532 5 років тому +274

      not as charismatic as your husband, chandler bing

    • @tomisinalausa4052
      @tomisinalausa4052 5 років тому +40

      Were??

    • @zahrar1389
      @zahrar1389 5 років тому +28

      @@annette2532 for sure, no-one is more charismatic than the CHAN CHAN MAN

    • @daisied1907
      @daisied1907 5 років тому

      @Okiwaga And preachers. usually.

    • @yiansun966
      @yiansun966 5 років тому +1

      @@annette2532 hahahahhah

  • @kateswain7325
    @kateswain7325 4 роки тому +11572

    harry: "im not in a boyband anymore"
    me: cries in one addition

    • @sammyceedee
      @sammyceedee 4 роки тому +388

      YEAH ONE SUBTRACTION

    • @lucymastri5811
      @lucymastri5811 4 роки тому +50

      @@sammyceedee I WAS ABT TO REPLY THAT HAHAHA

    • @tiffany-ky2fq
      @tiffany-ky2fq 4 роки тому +78

      Cries in hiatus😭😭

    • @nikitachoudhary6411
      @nikitachoudhary6411 3 роки тому +67

      he is in a manband now..🥺💚

    • @dale9287
      @dale9287 3 роки тому +11

      Y'all really gon make me cry😭😭

  • @srayj
    @srayj 5 років тому +2181

    Many people seem surprised by how charismatic and funny Harry was during this show, but having watched him on James Corden’s show, I knew that he would be fantastic as an SNL host.

    • @elizabethrodgers6231
      @elizabethrodgers6231 4 роки тому +3

      Exactly

    • @yosoysoya7944
      @yosoysoya7944 4 роки тому +16

      He was great but to be honest, I was slightly concerned about the fact that he was literally drowning in sarcasm. I mean, he is usually quite sassy but this was something else and I don´t know how to feel about it

  • @corinneeagles
    @corinneeagles 3 роки тому +1995

    Me: „Harry don’t be so mean to zayn!“
    Also Me: *laughing my ass out every time when he says Ringo*

    • @itsthelarrythingforme5164
      @itsthelarrythingforme5164 3 роки тому +40

      He wasn't being mean😂it was quite funny actually

    • @jeanbanks7301
      @jeanbanks7301 3 роки тому +11

      It was a joke.😎

    • @fitpath101
      @fitpath101 3 роки тому +4

      But I really wanna know why he calls Zayn ringo?!

    • @bronnyz0z0
      @bronnyz0z0 3 роки тому +41

      @@fitpath101 Ringo is first one to leave Beatles and Zayn is first one to leave one direction so it is kinda reference

    • @ellaeisenberg7428
      @ellaeisenberg7428 3 роки тому +4

      @@bronnyz0z0 for real? haha thanks for this info now the joke is even funnier😅♥

  • @sarahlandrum3499
    @sarahlandrum3499 5 років тому +8215

    "I was in a band called One Direction. How crazy would it be if they were here tonight? well they're not here. Wouldn't it be crazy if they were though? they're not. I love those guys. They're my brothers. Niall, Liam, Louis....... and Ringo. Yeah that's it."

    • @Lol-vm1ee
      @Lol-vm1ee 5 років тому +77

      poor Z :((

    • @anakinskywalker8384
      @anakinskywalker8384 5 років тому +198

      @@2Delovely Liam always includes Zayn as part of 1D

    • @speeeee35
      @speeeee35 5 років тому +55

      2Delovely How did Ringo go rogue....? He was in the band until they broke up. All of them except for Paul wanted the band to break up, and then he went on to have a solo career like the others. Literally nothing about his career is going rogue LOL.
      Pretty sure he meant it as if he couldn’t remember (or refused to say) the fifth members name so he said a Beatle that was probably the least popular one as far as having adoring fans who specifically loved him (though of course he had some) and so was considered the forgotten Beatle or at least when people don’t know the Beatles they sometimes have trouble remembering him and George. Anyway, I think he was literally just making a joke as if he mixed up the names. Sorry kids.

    • @rjgomm1852
      @rjgomm1852 5 років тому +44

      Drats Smithsonian oooofff idk what Harry meant by that Zayn/Ringo joke but during the white album Ringo actually did leave the band for awhile and that’s why that album is kinda all over the place. Most of the drums were actually done by McCartney! 😁

    • @TwoTwoFourSix
      @TwoTwoFourSix 5 років тому +6

      2Delovely it was John that went “rogue”

  • @emilybiroschak9937
    @emilybiroschak9937 5 років тому +3546

    "You know, in Britain, we play piano on the other side of the road."

    • @parlance1
      @parlance1 5 років тому +32

      That had me rolling.

    • @youlovei582
      @youlovei582 5 років тому +6

      Wheezing 😂😂

    • @orindaferhati5248
      @orindaferhati5248 5 років тому +2

      I didn’t get it. Can smn explain it?😂

    • @youlovei582
      @youlovei582 5 років тому +36

      @@orindaferhati5248 cuz in britain we drive on the other side of the road compared to americans and he just made a joke with the piano being like a car basically😂😂

    • @orindaferhati5248
      @orindaferhati5248 5 років тому +2

      you love I Ooo thanksss :)

  • @JasnoGT
    @JasnoGT 5 років тому +5078

    You can tell he's a natural entertainer and im not even a fan of his.

    • @vanessagonzales2616
      @vanessagonzales2616 5 років тому +122

      JasnoGT you should see videos of him entertaining his crowd during concerts

    • @araksghazaryan6754
      @araksghazaryan6754 5 років тому +54

      Honestly i didnt think i was a fan until i saw his SNL videos. Was under the impression he still made 1D kind of music which wasnt always my taste. was pleasantly surprised!

    • @samsewa7721
      @samsewa7721 5 років тому +22

      @R TTT nah his voice is just deep and monotone lmao

    • @lisalafayette
      @lisalafayette 5 років тому +13

      @R TTT Wow 'R TTT'......Harry definitely makes the 'Green-Eyed Monster' come out in folks. Were you even watching the same show as the rest of us? Hmmm......you probably just decided that no matter what type of performance he had you would just make a nasty comment.

    • @daijamatthews
      @daijamatthews 5 років тому +3

      **is actually a fan😂😂

  • @cellostrings565
    @cellostrings565 3 роки тому +556

    Most of the male guests: black suits
    Harry: hold my rings

    • @scrambledeggs419
      @scrambledeggs419 3 роки тому +6

      He's wearing everything but the color black

    • @sunashini7489
      @sunashini7489 3 роки тому +6

      He looks elegant in a lot of colours 😍

    • @gloria2836
      @gloria2836 2 роки тому +3

      "hold my ringos"

  • @jjochh
    @jjochh 5 років тому +6068

    “How crazy would it be if they were here to night”
    “Well, they’re not..”
    Me: *laughs in pain*

  • @igorschmidlapp6987
    @igorschmidlapp6987 5 років тому +2004

    Harry had some good comedic timing there with his lines...

  • @beccagibbs6866
    @beccagibbs6866 5 років тому +1529

    i've waited my entire life for this moment. thank you harry styles.

  • @birgitl.6304
    @birgitl.6304 4 роки тому +223

    Harry: trying to be a comedian. Me: crying my eyes out at the 1d part

  • @ehassan3962
    @ehassan3962 5 років тому +1103

    "They're my brothers. Niall, Liam, Louis...
    Ringo"

  • @sophiaweeks
    @sophiaweeks 5 років тому +5428

    “I’m not in a boy band anymore... I’m in a man band”

    • @fatimaadreeta
      @fatimaadreeta 5 років тому +72

      He's definitely a man now

    • @paulina6658
      @paulina6658 5 років тому +7

      so sad.

    • @AP2207__
      @AP2207__ 5 років тому +29

      i almost started crying when he said i’m not in a boy band anymore and then i was laughing 😂

    • @milcasanluis2561
      @milcasanluis2561 5 років тому +1

      I dont understand 😔im ashamed

    • @browneyedgiraffe9569
      @browneyedgiraffe9569 5 років тому +15

      Why don’t we is quacking at the man band

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 5 років тому +3274

    "I'm not in a boyband anymore, I'm in a man band" 😭 Harry SNAPPED

  • @megalenzbyxx8358
    @megalenzbyxx8358 3 роки тому +68

    I think beside the fact he's harry styles, his actual talent is very overlooked. You can see here he's one of those entertainers who can do just about anything with so much natural charm and charisma and you're just completely drawn to him. Even in the 1d days, I always knew he had something that just made him srand out from the others (not undermining their talent either just my opinion) and it's rare to find people like this nowadays who are all rounders and not just vocalists. It seems he will have a very long running career.

  • @jax422
    @jax422 5 років тому +639

    He’s actually incredibly multitalented. His comedic timing is on point

  • @syedmasudahamedjilani9440
    @syedmasudahamedjilani9440 5 років тому +582

    He talked 4:45 minutes straight without even being stop once and that's so astonishing 😂

  • @kizzy3563
    @kizzy3563 5 років тому +1323

    When you're 24 and still crying over Harry Styles. This man will never not have me mesmerized.

    • @KP-vg3zn
      @KP-vg3zn 5 років тому +31

      When you're 34 & feeling like a cougar because Harry Styles is a sexy man now. 😅

    • @lily.carmen_130
      @lily.carmen_130 4 роки тому +36

      At least you are his age so you have chance with him

    • @luludrg2021
      @luludrg2021 4 роки тому +6

      ok, but are you crying in a cool way?

    • @augustsophomore5042
      @augustsophomore5042 4 роки тому +8

      Crying bc u are only 15 and like him a lot

    • @emilyzeller9778
      @emilyzeller9778 4 роки тому +2

      When you're almost 36 and want to be his

  • @sirenblxxd
    @sirenblxxd 3 роки тому +58

    "I really never spoke to harry"
    I feel like harry was hurt,he said "ringo" I still remember how much harry cried when zayn said he was leaving the band..
    It's sad :(

  • @noneya7910
    @noneya7910 5 років тому +6680

    “Everyone thinks the cast does a lot of cocaine... they don’t! That’s why the show’s not good anymore.” 😂

    • @JackMensahBonsu
      @JackMensahBonsu 5 років тому +45

      Because of the crystal meth. 😄😅

    • @muraddiab6393
      @muraddiab6393 5 років тому +79

      Noneya That line would’ve been funny if it wasn’t so sad... and true!

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +43

      For most SNL fans, that's more of a cold truth than a real joke.
      And Harry Styles eerily looks like this short-lived cast member SNL had named Brooks Wheelan (in fact, Styles was one if Wheelan's celebrity impressions). The only difference is that Styles was funnier in one episode than Wheelan was in the one season he was hired on.

    • @muraddiab6393
      @muraddiab6393 5 років тому +22

      Brooks is a hilarious dude. But you can’t turn a standup comic into a sketch comic overnight. If SNL had half the patience with him as they did with Pete Davidson or Leslie Jones he could’ve flourished beautifully.

    • @newaccounttime
      @newaccounttime 5 років тому +3

      I was cracking up at this whole monologue man!

  • @jakegreen9728
    @jakegreen9728 5 років тому +12874

    He looks like he’s two drinks away from turning into Johnny Depp

  • @SirEriol
    @SirEriol 5 років тому +4021

    "Everbody thinks that the cast does a lot of cocaine.
    They don't. That's why the show isn't good anymore.
    EXCEPT TONIGHT!!!"

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met 3 роки тому +128

    "In Britain we play the piano on the other side of the road."

  • @mervel6737
    @mervel6737 4 роки тому +1220

    He is incredibly HOT. Very charming person. God bless.

    • @javonacw
      @javonacw 3 роки тому +4

      and despite his lifestyle , God continues to. Amen, amen.

    • @NatalieMarie917
      @NatalieMarie917 3 роки тому +1

      @@javonacw which part of his lifestyle are you referring to?

    • @kyrashih455
      @kyrashih455 3 роки тому +2

      @@javonacw um I’m sorry what are you implying specifically?

  • @felinegroovy
    @felinegroovy 5 років тому +1688

    He seems to have some of the best elements of Jagger and Bowie wrapped up in millennial irony.

    • @FlashakaViolet
      @FlashakaViolet 5 років тому +9

      Lisa Sivo yes YES

    • @mightysthelen8625
      @mightysthelen8625 4 роки тому +6

      spot on

    • @OlivePapyrus
      @OlivePapyrus 2 роки тому +2

      Love this comment.

    • @familia4192
      @familia4192 2 роки тому

      tf you talkin about

    • @conniediaz6456
      @conniediaz6456 2 роки тому +1

      That's what I keep saying but the Millennials won't have it. I'm not saying he's an identical copy of Jagger, I just feel like he's got the moves and charisma like Jagger.

  • @iloveyou6136
    @iloveyou6136 5 років тому +3199

    "I'm not in a boyband anymore, I'm in a man band." 😭😭Like if that hits ɦaʀɖ
    ɛɖɨt: tɦaռx ʄօʀ aʟʟ tɦɛ ʟɨҡɛs ɢʊʏs🖤🖤

    • @alecgeinitz8769
      @alecgeinitz8769 5 років тому +6

      Stay a widow bitch. Seriously

    • @vanessasilva9552
      @vanessasilva9552 5 років тому +3

      тнe вlacĸ wιdow reaaaaal hard 🥺🥺 & im proud

    • @beatricescouman7410
      @beatricescouman7410 5 років тому

      Hes not gay?

    • @iloveyou6136
      @iloveyou6136 4 роки тому

      @@alecgeinitz8769 wtf does that mean lmfao😂 who hurt you? The fact that people liked your disrespectful ass comment is mind bottling.tpwk

    • @iloveyou6136
      @iloveyou6136 4 роки тому

      @@beatricescouman7410 what, what does my comment have to do with whether or not he is gay?

  • @sara.sharma
    @sara.sharma 3 роки тому +19

    when he slammed his hand on the piano at 3:26 and his rings made that lil sound, that was so hot i can’t explain it

  • @serenaabraham1440
    @serenaabraham1440 5 років тому +2553

    He really said “they aren’t here tonight...uNLesS”

    • @louscupcake
      @louscupcake 5 років тому +46

      Or are they 😂😂😂

    • @cj3617
      @cj3617 5 років тому +26

      This is a family show...

    • @mollyfaux2839
      @mollyfaux2839 5 років тому +21

      le ciel or is itttt?

    • @tropicalcandyland6266
      @tropicalcandyland6266 5 років тому +9

      Or areeee they

    • @Bibiyoshika
      @Bibiyoshika 5 років тому +4

      When he said that, my heart legit stopped for a second 😂😂😂

  • @Gingerm0nster
    @Gingerm0nster 5 років тому +8150

    I get why Taylor Swift wrote a whole album about this man now

    • @haechanverse
      @haechanverse 5 років тому +160

      Imma have to say, thank you taylor swift

    • @mar4497
      @mar4497 5 років тому +124

      she only wrote two song about him, but same

    • @tarriellemorales5783
      @tarriellemorales5783 5 років тому +190

      I thought it was more.
      I Knew You Were Trouble
      Wildest Dreams
      Style
      Out Of The Woods
      Shake It Off
      etc.

    • @Wish_likeuponastar
      @Wish_likeuponastar 5 років тому +4

      Right???

    • @mar4497
      @mar4497 5 років тому +53

      @@tarriellemorales5783 no, only out of the Woods, Style and Come back, be here. I Guess

  • @itsme-lv7jo
    @itsme-lv7jo 5 років тому +2362

    "I'm just so grateful Simon Cowell grew us in those test tubes."

    • @jvgreendarmok
      @jvgreendarmok 5 років тому +20

      Makes me think of that Gravity Falls episode. :)

    • @frozenangel6323
      @frozenangel6323 5 років тому +6

      Alex hirsch: I KNEW IT

    • @browneyedgiraffe9569
      @browneyedgiraffe9569 5 років тому +3

      John Veitch same

    • @erinastray
      @erinastray 5 років тому +3

      Georgia Rose register to vote fam, Andrew Yang wants to give every American $1000 a month. That’s one of his many policies, #YANGGANG

    • @tropicalcandyland6266
      @tropicalcandyland6266 5 років тому +7

      Makes me think of the Adventurous Adventures of 1D for some reason

  • @kritipachurkar
    @kritipachurkar 4 роки тому +32

    Okay... Why is no one talking about that last part at 4:29 ... He looks such a dork when he's dancing like that 😂♥️♥️

  • @mafer3377
    @mafer3377 5 років тому +737

    "I'm not in a boyband anymore, I'm in a man band" CHARACTER DEVELOPEMENT

  • @romytaylor5661
    @romytaylor5661 4 роки тому +764

    I still can’t believe this is the same person as 2013 Harry or 2015 Harry like wtf?

    • @yearsbestlie
      @yearsbestlie 4 роки тому +17

      I always think this!

    • @indyvds6442
      @indyvds6442 4 роки тому +4

      Same!

    • @whyyiseverynametaken
      @whyyiseverynametaken 4 роки тому +67

      To me, Harry is at least four different people lol

    • @romytaylor5661
      @romytaylor5661 4 роки тому +18

      @@whyyiseverynametaken he has a glow up every year and just becomes a new person

    • @Coco-rx7sm
      @Coco-rx7sm 3 роки тому +1

      Md too like whenever I think of his eras I think of all of them as different persons

  • @kobewankenobi248
    @kobewankenobi248 5 років тому +1325

    *You know the dig at Zayn is gonna be on EVERY celebrity gossip network*

    • @SamSionxoxo
      @SamSionxoxo 5 років тому +8

      My Life Is Pathetic IT WAS

    • @jarodsilhavy97
      @jarodsilhavy97 5 років тому +41

      i swear people cant take a simple joke lmao

    • @Jaqvander
      @Jaqvander 5 років тому +1

      Because there's nothing else to do

    • @minimalik37
      @minimalik37 5 років тому +1

      Who is ringo

    • @roxyredrose1
      @roxyredrose1 5 років тому +1

      IT WAS ALSO A LARRY THING AND WE A L L KNOW IT

  • @esma2824
    @esma2824 3 роки тому +56

    "I love those guys"
    *cries, but in a cool way"

  • @ca.lunaaa
    @ca.lunaaa 5 років тому +4762

    “Niall, Liam, Louis, and um..... ringo” 😂

    • @ireneirnlg103
      @ireneirnlg103 5 років тому +14

      Why?

    • @raphaellamay5901
      @raphaellamay5901 5 років тому +138

      The shadeee

    • @jeffblack8457
      @jeffblack8457 5 років тому +153

      @@ireneirnlg103 Because Zayn quit the group and went solo

    • @annabanana6754
      @annabanana6754 5 років тому +78

      Still he didn't have to do that to be honest, it's high time for all of them to move on (I'm not taking anyone's side as I love all of them)

    • @ca.lunaaa
      @ca.lunaaa 5 років тому +54

      Ariana Ana bitch gtfo of here with that I’m not taking anyone’s side bullshit 🙄

  • @laurenbanuelos6324
    @laurenbanuelos6324 5 років тому +1195

    Harry: “i was in a band called one direction!!”
    Me: *sobs uncontrollably*

    • @MMMMD1
      @MMMMD1 5 років тому +3

      Lauren Banuelos
      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @sammyceedee
      @sammyceedee 4 роки тому +1

      But in a cool way

    • @laurenbanuelos6324
      @laurenbanuelos6324 4 роки тому +1

      louis kiwi exactly !!

  • @bandotaku
    @bandotaku 5 років тому +392

    Y'know, I used to give a lot of smack on 1D back when they were really huge, but I have to admit Harry pulled out a class act. I'm loving this 70s rocker vibe he's got going on in this monologue.

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 5 років тому +26

      '70s rocker is his entire solo career vibe. He's got a very Mick Jagger/David Bowie thing going.

    • @hello-fs2sk
      @hello-fs2sk 5 років тому +8

      if ur only familiar with this monologue, you should listen to his album and live performances, his music and clothing style/stage presence also has a 70s rocker vibe and it’s wonderful

  • @riaagrawal3480
    @riaagrawal3480 3 роки тому +36

    why is nobody talking about the cute dance he did at the end

  • @Isa-yu3lr
    @Isa-yu3lr 5 років тому +1507

    i felt the one direction joke

    • @demidelaney1900
      @demidelaney1900 5 років тому +9

      I felt that too . Good joke there Harry 🍉

    • @bearablyamelia3411
      @bearablyamelia3411 5 років тому +6

      what one cause all hit me different but the same

    • @anthonyevagelista4243
      @anthonyevagelista4243 5 років тому +1

      He said that cuz that's the way all of them for you he might be quiet my name is own business but he didn't feel that way when he open his mouth Zayn sit a whole lot of s*** for a lifetime it's like if you or I had a friend we believe with friends he comes out and says horrible things that's the first time you hear of it in front of thousands of people well family reunions how would you feel there's some things that stays and we all know that they all feel the same way 4 guys who spent and went to many places together let me finish spend a lot of time together let me finish Gigi left Zayn she couldn't deal with him anymore it's not hate it's more like hurt what he did it Cuts Like a Knife everyone went ballistic on Twitter the dumbasses

    • @Isa-yu3lr
      @Isa-yu3lr 5 років тому +5

      Anthony Evagelista I have the feeling you randomly clicked on the suggestions at the top of ur keyboard,, wth are u saying

    • @demidelaney1900
      @demidelaney1900 5 років тому

      Anthony Evagelista 🤔🤔🤔😍

  • @nilayaltindag292
    @nilayaltindag292 5 років тому +402

    he is so charming, his energy is out of this world wow i love this man

  • @nep22nne
    @nep22nne 5 років тому +1805

    bro what if harry said "zach" for zayn like in the best song ever music video

    • @PerrieStyles
      @PerrieStyles 5 років тому +66

      or if he said veronica 😂😂

    • @peterdunlop7691
      @peterdunlop7691 5 років тому +37

      Or Neil, Leo, Lewis and Zach

    • @AshaEll
      @AshaEll 5 років тому

      What I'm lost

    • @aleenk5422
      @aleenk5422 5 років тому +25

      i was thinking that at first but ringo was so much funnier tho.

    • @nep22nne
      @nep22nne 5 років тому +5

      Purple Dove in the music video for best song ever, niall and louis's characters play movie producers and when they list the members of 1D they say "niall louis liam harry zach"

  • @SV-nk2we
    @SV-nk2we Рік тому +20

    His delivery is so on point. How does he stay so serious? I'm dying laughing.

  • @kaileeava696
    @kaileeava696 5 років тому +5017

    the 9 dislikes are the people who don’t like his cute little yellow pants

    • @vasquez9794
      @vasquez9794 5 років тому +35

      and zquad who took what he said too deep, its literally all over Twitter THEY ARE MADDD

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng 5 років тому +6

      He's dressed in the colors of the Swedish flag.

    • @whiteshadow6373
      @whiteshadow6373 5 років тому +4

      Or his cute fingernail polish, but my dislike was simply bc I didn't think he was funny

    • @Bells2141
      @Bells2141 5 років тому

      @@ShorsBones bruh!!!! LMAO

    • @bookerjones8123
      @bookerjones8123 5 років тому +5

      At first I really wanted him to lose the pants. Then I watched the monologue and I still wanted him to but for a different reason.

  • @keaganm5315
    @keaganm5315 4 роки тому +618

    When he said “that is funny” it sounded like the interview with Niall where they go “we’re really funny aren’t we?”

    • @titaniacrawley3817
      @titaniacrawley3817 3 роки тому +31

      The laughs we have! We have some laughs!
      Pranks, laughs...AHHHHH

  • @kaijello
    @kaijello 5 років тому +393

    his comedic timing is better than half the stand-ups on Netflix

  • @sineadjordan6426
    @sineadjordan6426 3 роки тому +58

    He is literally the most charismatic man alive

  • @wilhelminaslayer9528
    @wilhelminaslayer9528 5 років тому +132

    Honestly the most charming and most comfortable with himself former member. He gives me young Bowie vibes.

  • @lauraparkinson437
    @lauraparkinson437 5 років тому +823

    Harry: “I love those guys. Niall, Liam, Louis...”
    Me: “OH SHIT.”
    “...Ringo...”
    *surprised Pikachu face*

  • @bayleecorona7625
    @bayleecorona7625 5 років тому +2082

    He has more charisma in his painted fingernail than my entire college

  • @zahra-ur9pd
    @zahra-ur9pd 3 роки тому +8

    This will forever be one of my favorite videos of Harry . But can we please take a second to acknowledge how amazing the actual piano guy is ? So jazzy and smooth

  • @PalatablePuddle
    @PalatablePuddle 5 років тому +2324

    "I used to be in 1D now I'm out free" - Liam Payne 2017
    "I'm not in a boy-band anymore. I'm in a man band now." - Harry Styles 2019

    • @madelinezeta5935
      @madelinezeta5935 4 роки тому +7

      PalatablePuddle when did Liam say that

    • @crinabelecciu3557
      @crinabelecciu3557 4 роки тому +18

      in the lyrics of "Strip that down" yesterday I read about it lol

    • @everythingevelyn3159
      @everythingevelyn3159 4 роки тому +27

      One direction is going to be known as a man band now

    • @annabethbreece673
      @annabethbreece673 3 роки тому

      @@everythingevelyn3159 no i love one direction but the whole man band is a wdw thing

    • @everythingevelyn3159
      @everythingevelyn3159 3 роки тому

      @@annabethbreece673 no there’s a clip in an interview back around fetus 1D days where Harry said in 10 years they would have to be called a man band as they wouldn’t be boys anymore

  • @manichannah
    @manichannah 5 років тому +1987

    “Did you know they actually put makeup on the boys too?!?”
    Damn, I’m so happy he’s back!
    Whoa, thank you so much for the likes!!!

  • @kylahearts213
    @kylahearts213 5 років тому +1979

    Harry: “I was in a band called “One Direction” how crazy would it be if they were here tonight...”
    Me: “Oh my god, Harry you didn’t-“
    Harry: “Well they’re not here.”
    Me: oh.
    Harry: “Wouldn’t it be crazy if they were though?😏😏😏”
    Me: “wait...are you seriou-“
    Harry: “Their not.”
    Me: *cries*

  • @misssydney5890
    @misssydney5890 2 роки тому +13

    its almost been 12 years and this man is still the love of my life

  • @hamburger7277
    @hamburger7277 5 років тому +988

    props on doing a better monologue than most comedians who host

    • @SisterFromAnotherPlanet
      @SisterFromAnotherPlanet 5 років тому +70

      His timing is really good, he's a natural. Comedy is all about the timing

    • @RollingOrmond
      @RollingOrmond 5 років тому +5

      Uh, no. Chappelle, Rock, Hart, actual comedians did better than this.

    • @hamburger7277
      @hamburger7277 5 років тому +1

      @@RollingOrmond www.dictionary.com/browse/most?s=t

    • @penpad_bts
      @penpad_bts 5 років тому

      Which comedian was worse than Styles? Martin Lawrence, Andrew Dice Clay...but that was decades ago. No one else even comes to mind.

    • @Daniel_B79
      @Daniel_B79 5 років тому +1

      What? I don't think you know what a comedian is

  • @henrysmith9725
    @henrysmith9725 5 років тому +137

    His comedy delivery is excellent. Very funny, and also very well technically delivered.

    • @jm6406
      @jm6406 5 років тому

      You can just say it man no shame in finding him sexy

  • @augustkendall8610
    @augustkendall8610 4 роки тому +4183

    Fact: This wasn't in your recommended... You searched for it.

  • @slayqueen6478
    @slayqueen6478 4 роки тому +83

    2:28 is my fav part. I LOVE HEARING HIM SAY LOUIS IDK WHY

  • @cloakedshadow5055
    @cloakedshadow5055 4 роки тому +567

    "And my brother's...Niall, Liam, Louis and........uh..Ringo....yeah" - Harry Styles

    • @odaodee4647
      @odaodee4647 3 роки тому +2

      @@hetdesai5527 You dont know Ringo Starr?

    • @odaodee4647
      @odaodee4647 3 роки тому +1

      @@hetdesai5527 no not at all Ringo Starr is a Beatle

    • @odaodee4647
      @odaodee4647 3 роки тому +1

      @@hetdesai5527 He was the first one to leave the band that's why

  • @TheAlan11223
    @TheAlan11223 4 роки тому +330

    THIS MAN NEEDS HIS OWN TALK SHOW. YOU KNOW WHAT JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

    • @obviously._.blueee
      @obviously._.blueee 4 роки тому +12

      And all he would have to do is just stand there and breath he would make millions of dollars

  • @weeblis
    @weeblis 4 роки тому +688

    " I was in a band called one direction." WHAT DO YOU MEAN WAS!?!?!?

  • @shizashujaat6520
    @shizashujaat6520 3 роки тому +24

    Harry literally deserves his own reality TV show it woul be the most famous show of all time

  • @averycee5192
    @averycee5192 5 років тому +253

    SNL blessing us so hard by getting these clips up ASAP.

  • @hazzatrin7206
    @hazzatrin7206 5 років тому +1246

    He is literally amazing and it was so funny when he didn't say zayn's name

    • @MrJasonshores364
      @MrJasonshores364 5 років тому +81

      A little subtle shade never hurt anyone

    • @AshaEll
      @AshaEll 5 років тому +53

      As much as I love Zayn, that was funny and he did kinda start the end... not that I don't respect his mental health..... No tea no shade.

    • @julianarose9872
      @julianarose9872 5 років тому +22

      Purple Dove it was funny & Zayn does deserve it, ive met & interacted with him & he was an absolute punk diva, Harry seems sweet and with a sense of humor

    • @user-zu5sp7wx2g
      @user-zu5sp7wx2g 5 років тому +23

      @@julianarose9872 Bullshit

    • @FlowerFun85
      @FlowerFun85 5 років тому +5

      Purple Dove Sure Zayn was the first to leave but the band was still going to break up regardless like they did. They were all getting tired of it.

  • @SabriyahNettles
    @SabriyahNettles 5 років тому +347

    “mmm yea that is music” me when harry styles breathes

  • @kashnimago2096
    @kashnimago2096 3 роки тому +8

    Oh the charisma🔥 Can't ever get over him, would not try from now on.