Cut for Time: Jason - SNL
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- Опубліковано 16 лис 2019
- Bullied older brother Scotty (Kyle Mooney) raps about his much cooler younger brother, Jason (Harry Styles).
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can we talk about the fact that more than half of harrys rap is about sex
love your profile pic :))
And how uncomfortable he looks while singing that rap. Just look at his face 😂
@kylie ok anti
I love that lmao
Call me pig boy because you know i be squealing
Why does Harry’s American accent sound like the fake British accent on adventurous adventures of one direction
Holy shit I had completely forgotten about that lmao
i thought the same thing
ohmagod you're right!
We've been in this fandom for to long😂
Riana Malik why is that sooo accurate
THIS IS THE STRAIGHTEST HARRY ERA I'VE EVER SEEN
AND ITS SO WEIRDDDD
We don’t claim that era
I DONT LIKE IT
@Scott Sieg LITERALLY
@Scott Sieg its ok bby pilgrim harry cant hurt you here there's no need to be defensive 😊🥰
harry opening the grammys :
SCOTTY CAN'T YOU SEE
Goash pls
LMAO I ACTUALLY WISH THAT HAPPENED
OMG imagine 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao 🤣 hahahaha
Underrated comment 😂😂
This is scary. Straight, American, short haired, blonde, extra caucasian, tattooless, jock, rapper Harry is the stuff nightmares are made of.
Lol
Gay vodka better
Extra Caucasian? Like anything about Harry normally is anything other than ultra white European. Dude just puts on a floral shirt and people are like, wait that’s cool so it must be not white behavior!
Lol
Straight ??
@@tamannashahi5560 he’s unlabelled, he doesn’t really care about gender, more about the person xx
So Harry is supposed to be a 14 year old Freshman who’s lost his virginity and is prom king. That makes sense.
and has lettered lmfaooo
Claire Keenan hahahah
jm diwa lettered makes sense though he’s on varsity wrestling
Claire Keenan Have you ever seen 14 y.o. Harold?😂
Why are you here
“call me pig boy cause you know i’ll be squealing” I CANT 😭🤚
Dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
my fav part😭
This isn’t my first time watching this and certainly ain’t my last
fr lmao
same
I watched it 2 hours ago and here I am watching it again, I have a problem
I’ve watched it like 15 times lol
Nah we singing this before he comes on stage on the Love tour.
Ruby B OMG YESS LMAO
Omg letssss 😱😱😱
Ruby B NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT 😭
B e t ?! Let’s plan y’all
Let’s do it
So we are not gonna talk about Harry with no tattoos when they are wrestling
you can see his eagle and Mary tattoo for a second @1:07 , but it is strange to see him with no tattoos
ITS BRIAN MAY HELL YEAH!!
olivia Timberlake ikr
Because he’s supposed to be a freshman so he had to cover them
*Eva Geller* that’s why he looked so tan they had to cover them up I didn’t even notice
petition to sing this at harry's concert while we're waiting for him to come onstage
omg this is so underrated!!!!! LETS DO THIS
YESSS OMG HAHAH
Yeahh
Omg LMAOOO! We need to do this🤣
Yes plz
Mom: “we have Harry styles at home”
*Harry styles at home:*
Underrated 😂😂
He still aight tho
harry styles on wattpad be like:
LMAO I CANT THIS IS UNDERRATED
OMG I JUST WEEZED SO LOUD MY SISTER THOUGHT I KIDNAPED A GOAT
YEAH, WHY IS THIS SO UNDERRATED?! W H Y??
YESS OMG 😭
Hahahah
"Call me pig boy cause you know I be squealing!"
I-
*Cough cough* LARRY STYLINSON CONFIRMED
LARRY STYLINSON EVIDENCE naw im jp(not really)
HAHAHA SHOOK 😂
Who keeps writing pig boy into SNL sketches?
noooo me and my friends were doing that WITH THE NOSE ACTION in english class and the teacher was watching us we died laughing
“Straight American Harry does exist”
Straight American Harry:
this is exactly how i didnt want to see harry..
@@unknownuser-ke8pr nobody fucking cares Sam
@@Jail19 then why are you paying attention to it, leave it alone
@@isabelle9784 im okay isabelle
@@Jail19 the be ok and leave sit at that, you don’t have to be mean
"and next up, for the 2021 grammys, harry styles!" the announcer exclaims.
silence takes over the room, as light starts to illuminate the center of the stage. harry rises into view, a sparkly microphone stand in front of him.
then..
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-
-
-
Scotty can’t you see
Omg, that would be hilarious 😂😂
straight from wattpad
He is the tallest 14 year old I’ve ever seen 😂🤣
lol what about barron trump?
Vrinda Gorripati LMAOSSKDJ
In my school they did have 2 meters😂
My friend is over 190 cm tall and he's 14
Really? Most guys were i live are around this height when they are 14
WAIT IMAGINE HARRY ACTUALLY GOING TO SCHOOL AND LOOKING LIKE 19 YEAR OLD HARRY IN HIGH SCHOOL ALL THE GIRLS WOULD BE AFTER HIM
ohh loook same profilee picccc
omg i would die
YOU MEAN THERE WOULD HAVE A LINE WAITING FOR HIM TO CHOOSE AND DATE
U don’t go to high school when ur 19 u go to college
@@tracynguyen3284 she said "looking like 19 year old harry" not 19 year olds go to hs ofc
"Call me pig-boy, cos ya know I be squeelin"
- Harry Styles
1. Straight Harry
2. Blonde Harry
3. American Harry
3 Nightmares in 1 Video
He can just kill me-
instead of showing this
Why cant he be straight? 😂😂 besides he doesn’t label himself
What’s wrong with being straight and blonde Harry isn’t bad but it isn’t the best
I’m not surprised at the fact that I was so busy staring at Harry wrestling I forgot his tattoos were gone.
Lol yeah how did they do that?
HIS TATTOOS! NOOOO! THEY GONE LOL
Megan Johnson makeup artists for tv shows use makeup and special tattoo coverings. many tv shows and movies use it to cover actor’s tattoos that need to be hidden
Sharlin Maximo lmao same
you can see some tattoos at 1:06
if freshmen looked like HARRY STYLES i would absolutely lose it.
female simp
@@NitroZox simp for styles 😊
Exground get over it. simps are people that give respect to a girl/guy
Exground AHHAHAHA absolutely
Jocelyn Ford that’s not what a simp is
did i literally memorize Harry's whole verse? Yes. Yes I did
ur not the only one :3
Did we like it ? Yus.
Therapist: Straight American Harry doesnt exist, he cant hurt you.
Straight American Harry:
Petition for Harry to sing this on tour
where do i sign
omg yaaaaass lmao
yes please
Where do I sign?
Haha yes where do I sign
if this isn’t on the album i will be *highly* disappointed
Ikr
LOL I AM SO DISAPPOINTED
*grammys start*
*lights dim*
*harry steps on stage*
*silence*
harry: scotty can’t you see...
Lmao we needed that
Anyone realize he was talking in an “American” accent
Sounds the same haha
It makes me laugh
@@sydney-anderson9157 lol
Harry’s American accent is still so British lol
It was like half an American accent, like he forgot he wa supposed to be doing when sometimes
I know
Drawrings
Harry's got his own accent ngl
Nah I'm Americano and it was legit. It's just because it's the English language.
harry’s american accent makes him sound like jimmy fallon
damn it’s at 999 and i wanna make it 1K but i already liked it
It's funny because Jimmy has made a parody of "73 questions with" by Vogue and he was Harry
wait actually tho-
Omg I just noticed that!
It does
"Call me pig boy cause you know I be squealing."
Me: *LITTLE PIG BOY COMES FROM THE DIRT*
who else has this whole thing memorized 🥲
Lmao me
Lmao me
I’ve never watched this much SNL in my life
same i’m binging all the harry ones
i just keep rewatching me dancing i look so straight.
I'm sure I have
@@yerdadlikewhoa omg is that really you ??😱😱 “sweeeeeeeetttt creatureeee”
Same
Don’t Worry Darling looks different here
Bahhaahahviooo😭
*chokes on air*
💀💀💀💀💀
Harry Styles is starring in the thriller movie, "Don't Worry Darling" he is currently shooting
I CANT WITH THESE COMMENTS 😭
I’M SCARED OF BLONDE AND STRAIGHT HARRY
Scotty's brother won a Grammy 😭🙌🔥
THIS IS THE FASTEST HARRYS EVER TALKED IN HIS LIFE
Why is this the truth
Your Mom hahahahaha true true
Adriana Hysell na he is only shouting words half of the time haha
Kayla Wilson hahahahah true
Olivia Rodriguez "Idontthinkicansaythisontheradio"
-Straight Harry don’t exist don’t worry
-Straight Harry:
Omg I’m dying at this comment
@@kaiwoolner-pratt9196 yeah he's in pain that he writes a song about eating pussy. LMFAO you guys are such losers that you can't see harry likes girls too. Most of his songs are directly about girls. The stupidity is real
@@lovemusic7995 no need to be rude, chill dude
@@lovemusic7995 watermelon sugar and medicine are not about girls he likes guys too it’s obvious to see those songs are about sex w a dude
@@Jade-ov5dp and yeah medicine is obviously about a guy I know that🤦🏻♀️
The writer of Harry’s raps must read Harry fan fic
1:06 I've seen this thousands of times before and I just realized that's Harry...( they covered his tattoos, whyyyyyy)
😂😂
They forgot one tho
There was not a single sketch without harry being so sexual wtf
Victoria Kutnik Don’t complain sexual Harry is something everyone needs in their life..
cause lorne michaels knows what we want
The Intern/Chicken Sandwich sketch. He was still handsome, tho. Poor Bastard.
He said that his album is about sex and being sad lol he has to promote them in a way
not in the joan skit
SNL: *puts tons of money and effort into the great Kyle sketches*
Also SNL: *never airs them*
they show some of the skits to the live audience and if they don’t show good response then they don’t air them.
This should have replaced the funeral skit
itsmepuja
Where did you get that information?
@@shresthapuja how could anyone not think this is the funniest thing ever, though? and think that the ones they aired are funnier?
@@OnsenDreamscapes this one isn't funny tho.
GUYS WE ARE DOING A FAN PROJECT: WE'RE GOING TO BE SINGING HARRY'S PART ON LOVE ON TOUR.
Spread the word!!!
I LOVE THIS HAHAHH
OMGGGGGG
Istg if this doesn't happen 😂😂
I’d be so mad if this didn’t happen LETS DO IT!!!
YES
2:43 Just ignore the thing I come back for every time
I can't believe harry really agreed recording this 🤣
exactly 🤣🤣
He was probs drunk or sum
@Mahnoor Fatima Student probably on watermelon sugar.
@@sadpotato7101 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And I can't believe he agreed to be in "My policeman" 😑😐😶🟡
the fact that we know Harry's line by heart... we have a problem friends
I know all of it not just Harry🧍🏽♀️…
we even know Kyle’s lines too
lmfao right
Nahh its fine😔
I know the whole thing by heat
That cat at the end gets me every time!!😂
nobody
harry being a straight american for four minutes straight
"Jason thinks he's cool 'cause he tried beer."
"Well, I got news for you........................right here."
😂
@1:12 he stutters and it's hilarious.
@@kokolatte825 I love that too,
kinda cool
i wish there was a behind the scenes for this
Your pfp tho.. 😂😂❤️
They never said snl was a family show
Yes
TATUUM IS THIS YOU
@@NishaSharma-ef1kr ORRRR ISSS ITTTT…?😏😏
2:35 AWW HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE HE WAS LAUGHING
Yeah 😂
Kyle has such an incredible ability to be so purposefully awkward I am in love with him
His accent comes through every once and while and it’s kinda funny🤣
elizabeth turner I love when his accent comes through it’s so adorable
3:16 isn't in an American accent at all 🤣
Yea ikr haha
yesss😭😭😭😭
This has 4.7k likes holy crap-
He lowkey look like a riverdale student😂
Ema Haq 😂😂😂
Omggg yes
Archie?? 😂
True 😂😂😂
@@ozgm5185 in general but yeah😂
Harry trying to speak in an American accent in a British Voice is my new religion.
*”Call me pigboy cause you know I be SQUEALING”*
😭😋😕
Harry: treat people with kindness
This video: doing it the tommo way
This deserves so much more appreciation
yeah
oop-
they aren’t putting together tents or bonfires this isn’t the tommo way
YES LMAOAOOAOA
i memorized his whole rap-
Me too HAHAHA
Saaaaammmeee
same
Same and I always said I need help cause I memorized it
wait that wasn’t normal
Hey Thanos can't you see? you´re the guy i whish could be
Thanos, can't u see? You're the guy I wish I could be...
🤣this comment is so f*cking underrated i can't-
😂
snl really be making all wattpad harries come true 😭 first gang harry, then intern harry, next high school football harry
"Dad" Harry, "wrestler" Harry, "horny gay man thirsty for twinks" Harry, "dog" Harry... all the good classics
@@gabrielle3650 the most realistic one tbh
@@ale_98_ you right, you right.
katelyn - oh shoot snl really gets this generation of the harry fandom
Y/N is screaming
2:33 I CAN SEE HARRY LAUGHING FROM BEHIND
I could too. It's funny how we can tell because we all know the way his jaw moves when he giggles.
it's so cute omg
😂😂
YES, HE'S VERY CUTE, I CAN'T-
I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST ME-
the fact that harry is supposed to be 14 in this… i-
The first few times I saw this I cried before Harry's rap. BUT THEN, I noticed that Harry was holding a laugh while we had Scotty in a frame. 2:31 2:34
Why’d you cry?
The bullies are SNL execs and Kyle is a Kyle sketch.
Literally EVERY SINGLE WEEK. I used to laugh at it like "damn it's kinda like Kyle went all the way to SNL just to keep making a UA-cam show", but it isn't even funny to me anymore. Either let the man be on the actual show with some regularity or put him in charge of SNL digital shorts and have him continue the Lonely Island Jizz In My Pants tradition of hilarious made-for-UA-cam content.
PICK A SIDE LORNE, FUCK
Nice rap.
It'sGood It's cause his skits aren't funny cause of his dry humor, meaning only invested snl fans who watch their UA-cam videos will find it funny
So many of his sketches are about being left out of the cool group that it can’t be a coincidence.
@@customerguy8581 More people watch these sketches on UA-cam than live on the... what's the machine called? TV? Kyle's fine.
Never thought I would hear Harry call himself a pig boy
Kira Naomi true
Kira Naomi never knew i needed it either
Mia del Rosario 😂
Mia del Rosario YES HAHAHA
little pig boy is not the running joke that I thought would come out of the SNL writing room but I’m so so _so_ glad it did
This was a gentle reminder that Harry Styles is actually a 6 feet tall, well muscled person.
1:15
1:24
2:43
2:52
Fall in love
why does harry's american accent sound like jimmy fallon
dee dee megadoodoo 😭😭💀
BYE SKWJDJDKA
omg it does byee💀
@@adrianna8592 LMFAOOO
@fairy styles why eww?
Use me as the “Kyle’s sketches need to stop getting pulled” button
Jason is my next fave Netflix movie starring Noah Centineo and Griffin Gluck
what do you mean by pulled
Johnny Deppressed not aired for the general audience. They’re cut for time meaning they don’t get put in the full episode and they sometimes post them online.
Emy Francisco oh okay i thought that’s what you meant, but then i was like maybe they mean pulled like pulled out of a hat like they chose his sketch to air and they shouldn’t, and i like kyle. but yeah i agree ik what you’re saying now
i literally forgot that hes a singer and i was like wait a minute why is his voice so good lmaooo
I still can’t believe he actually did this
Scotty: " Sometimes I wish you'd never been born"
Harry aka Jason:"oh"
Can you hear my heart breaking?
Arianna, Harry is such a good actor
exactly the sketch is supposed to be funny but that genuinely hurt me. he looked & sounded so sad 🥺
What minute?
@@sebnem2836 2:36
me wanting to cry
Harry’s accents have been really good on these SNL skits!
Very good. I would never know he is really Canadian.
He said “drawrings”
M Loftin he’s british
@@shart2934 I know. I was just kidding. ;)
better than usual, but i wouldn’t say they’re good haha
It's sad that I know this by heart 💀
This is LITERALLY SCARY! I feel like i am attacked right now…….
Kyle "Cut for Time" Mooney back at it again.
his stuff is just kind of boring and awkward.
@Madeline Harper
It's just dumb.
@@flibgonrtsheglis242 nope
Definitely isn't dumb. Kyle actually has the funniest material on SNL. The masses are just too dense to see it. Like most great art unfortunately
@@majesticpbjcat7707 Exactly, Kyle keeps getting cut because his humour doesn't fit the lowest common denominator that's required to be seen as appealing and mainstream. It's the same reason why blockbuster movies are generic and middle of the road to attract the greater audience to make bank while independent movies generally have a better story due to the director/producers having greater creative freedoms by not having a huge studio breathing down their necks. Kyle's humour is of a certain taste that requires thought and understanding, especially of the subtle nuances of life or humour that is "out there" and oddball and again doesn't appeal to the masses, not because he isn't funny, it's because too many people are too thick to understand it.
“I’m pretty sure mom loves you more than me”
“...anyway”
who noticed Harry when he laughed 2:35
why is everyone so concerned about Harry Styles sexuality... he's unlabeled and would never want people arguing about something as silly as his sexuality. Treat people with kindness
kyles humor is so in tune with what people find funny these days and none of those boomers get it so they always cut his sketches for time smh
Grace Wicinski
"...those boomers."
I really think this is the case
Can't blame "Boomers." This season just stinks so far. Advertisers aren't aiming for old people.
Jason Thaddeus I used it as a broad term. not so literal. narrow-minded? close-minded? stodgy? parochial? any of those would work in place
@@kimmmmeee funny is funny
“CAll me pig boy cuz I be squealing”
-HARRY STYLES 2019
“Call me pigboy, cause you know I’ll be squealing” 👁👄👁
tbh i don’t think harry has talked this fast in his life
When they were wrestling, I couldn’t stop staring at Harry’s biceps..
It's just average.
And the lack of tattoos!
😯me too....
Nikki I think maybe they airbrushed them so that they wouldn’t show
TheCrimsonFuckr ok boomer
Fun fact: Cut for Time were especially created for Kyle Mooney.
Elie Breton des Loÿs when me and my sister were younger we literally thought that cut for time was the name of kyle mooneys videos because he was in all of them 😂
we would always look up cut for time cause his skits were our fav
He should make a new skit youtube channel called cut for time.
Because they are never, ever funny.
@@MRtacoslicous he already has one it's called goodneighborstuff
Scotty, cant you see ? You're the guy I wish I could be
This is kind of a bop ngl
bruh they really just keep cutting Kyle’s sketches huh
@@Truthlitter They're really not, they're really clever and funny
Cause they suck
came here to say this. he needs a show on adult swim where his absurdism and spoofing would be better appreciated.
There's a reason why his sketches don't make the cut most of the time. He's lucky he's still a cast member.
Nathaniel Guttenberg they could call it Cut for Time
If freshman's looked like Jason, the world would not be okay
Why does this have no comments😭
If freshmen looked like Harry I would never graduate highschool
But that would never happen
So true
Can we talk about how good he is at an American accent
why do I have Harry's line memorized... ;-; I love him sm
“Scotty, can’t you see? You’re the guy I wish I could be.
Your stories, your drawings and all of your books.
I’ll take it all over my good looks
The pressure to be the coolest in class
It’s not worth it and I know it won’t last
And yes I’ve had sex and it feels great
Girls body, the butt, the shape. It’s amazing
A ride like no other, except for when you’re hanging with your brother
But back to sex such a good feeling
Call me pig boy cuz you know I’ll be squealing
Back to you number one big bro
I love you Scotty
Just had to let you know”
You’re welcome 😉
Also never thought Harry would sing something like this 🤣🤷🏻♀️
Omg same
you just KNOW he was so uncomfortable because he respects women greatly
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU !! 🙌🏼🙌🏼
Bold of u to assume i don't know this by heart
@@loganoconnor3 hes a simp
ok but like can we take a moment to appreciate harrys american accent
i keep coming back to this , no shame
i know every word of this LMAO
At least Kyle's sketches get made and put on the internet.
Good point. Im glad he wasnt an adult in the 80s making similar types of sketches cuz then we'd never see them.
THE AMERICAN ACCENT IS HAUNTING ME 😭
then watch the joan song with doug lmao
HE SOUNDS LIKE FINN FROM GLEE
therapist: straight harry doesn’t exist dont worry
straigh harry:
I’m scared of this straight Harry