Cut for Time: Jason - SNL

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  • @alymetz2020
    @alymetz2020 5 років тому +12609

    I’ve never watched this much SNL in my life

    • @twinktompussycat
      @twinktompussycat 4 роки тому +333

      same i’m binging all the harry ones

    • @yerdadlikewhoa
      @yerdadlikewhoa 4 роки тому +50

      i just keep rewatching me dancing i look so straight.

    • @fostersamels
      @fostersamels 4 роки тому +3

      I'm sure I have

    • @hey73773
      @hey73773 4 роки тому +7

      @@yerdadlikewhoa omg is that really you ??😱😱 “sweeeeeeeetttt creatureeee”

    • @madi.stylesss
      @madi.stylesss 4 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @rubyb9911
    @rubyb9911 5 років тому +16506

    Nah we singing this before he comes on stage on the Love tour.

  • @trivialoveswife1243
    @trivialoveswife1243 4 роки тому +20655

    I’m not surprised at the fact that I was so busy staring at Harry wrestling I forgot his tattoos were gone.

    • @meganjohnson5717
      @meganjohnson5717 4 роки тому +154

      Lol yeah how did they do that?

    • @ashleylynch3348
      @ashleylynch3348 4 роки тому +184

      HIS TATTOOS! NOOOO! THEY GONE LOL

    • @emelycruz9380
      @emelycruz9380 4 роки тому +218

      Megan Johnson makeup artists for tv shows use makeup and special tattoo coverings. many tv shows and movies use it to cover actor’s tattoos that need to be hidden

    • @romytaylor5661
      @romytaylor5661 4 роки тому +5

      Sharlin Maximo lmao same

    • @yndiragunnoe5345
      @yndiragunnoe5345 4 роки тому +44

      you can see some tattoos at 1:06

  • @leanywhere
    @leanywhere 3 роки тому +4684

    harry opening the grammys :
    SCOTTY CAN'T YOU SEE

  • @louistoplinson9067
    @louistoplinson9067 4 роки тому +42104

    THIS IS THE FASTEST HARRYS EVER TALKED IN HIS LIFE

  • @tatumpaloma
    @tatumpaloma 4 роки тому +10047

    i wish there was a behind the scenes for this

  • @elizaturner1
    @elizaturner1 4 роки тому +6963

    His accent comes through every once and while and it’s kinda funny🤣

    • @LeeAnne23
      @LeeAnne23 4 роки тому +49

      elizabeth turner I love when his accent comes through it’s so adorable

    • @holly8160
      @holly8160 4 роки тому +37

      3:16 isn't in an American accent at all 🤣

    • @fridamrch4759
      @fridamrch4759 4 роки тому +2

      Yea ikr haha

    • @tragict33n68
      @tragict33n68 4 роки тому +2

      yesss😭😭😭😭

    • @elizaturner1
      @elizaturner1 4 роки тому +2

      This has 4.7k likes holy crap-

  • @alyne7628
    @alyne7628 4 роки тому +3810

    This isn’t my first time watching this and certainly ain’t my last

    • @burgerpatty
      @burgerpatty 3 роки тому +2

      fr lmao

    • @Anna-hh7td
      @Anna-hh7td 3 роки тому +2

      same

    • @lucybilliar5524
      @lucybilliar5524 3 роки тому +4

      I watched it 2 hours ago and here I am watching it again, I have a problem

    • @rolzo6843
      @rolzo6843 3 роки тому

      I’ve watched it like 15 times lol

    • @ShivaniYadav-fi9bb
      @ShivaniYadav-fi9bb 4 місяці тому

      Not for the first time.. not for the last time...

  • @michelemckeemusic
    @michelemckeemusic 4 роки тому +6401

    Don’t Worry Darling looks different here

    • @maynaluong4884
      @maynaluong4884 4 роки тому +16

      Bahhaahahviooo😭

    • @laurenring9721
      @laurenring9721 4 роки тому +31

      *chokes on air*

    • @amberaguirre7317
      @amberaguirre7317 3 роки тому +8

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @ishakHafiz12
      @ishakHafiz12 3 роки тому +11

      Harry Styles is starring in the thriller movie, "Don't Worry Darling" he is currently shooting

    • @burgerpatty
      @burgerpatty 3 роки тому +9

      I CANT WITH THESE COMMENTS 😭

  • @kirtangold3870
    @kirtangold3870 4 роки тому +14438

    Harry’s American accent is still so British lol

    • @theahoman4423
      @theahoman4423 3 роки тому +235

      It was like half an American accent, like he forgot he wa supposed to be doing when sometimes

    • @rosemarywebber3737
      @rosemarywebber3737 3 роки тому +8

      I know

    • @bonesandhearts5683
      @bonesandhearts5683 3 роки тому +27

      Drawrings

    • @asmirao1977
      @asmirao1977 3 роки тому +44

      Harry's got his own accent ngl

    • @VanielDeeform
      @VanielDeeform 3 роки тому +6

      Nah I'm Americano and it was legit. It's just because it's the English language.

  • @havenrenee8584
    @havenrenee8584 5 років тому +3592

    “I’m pretty sure mom loves you more than me”
    “...anyway”

  • @madelin8389
    @madelin8389 3 роки тому +3083

    “call me pig boy cause you know i’ll be squealing” I CANT 😭🤚

  • @dodie3412
    @dodie3412 4 роки тому +15978

    harry’s american accent makes him sound like jimmy fallon

    • @sarac.7021
      @sarac.7021 4 роки тому +62

      damn it’s at 999 and i wanna make it 1K but i already liked it

    • @distileder891
      @distileder891 4 роки тому +123

      It's funny because Jimmy has made a parody of "73 questions with" by Vogue and he was Harry

    • @lilah6104
      @lilah6104 4 роки тому +17

      wait actually tho-

    • @addieandlizzyroleplaysandm582
      @addieandlizzyroleplaysandm582 4 роки тому +10

      Omg I just noticed that!

    • @karisjoy5348
      @karisjoy5348 4 роки тому +5

      It does

  • @daaave_
    @daaave_ 5 років тому +4967

    Kyle "Cut for Time" Mooney back at it again.

    • @Woodshadow
      @Woodshadow 5 років тому +27

      his stuff is just kind of boring and awkward.

    • @flibgonrtsheglis242
      @flibgonrtsheglis242 5 років тому +6

      @
      It's just dumb.

    • @aolson1111
      @aolson1111 5 років тому +14

      @@flibgonrtsheglis242 nope

    • @majesticpbjcat7707
      @majesticpbjcat7707 5 років тому +55

      Definitely isn't dumb. Kyle actually has the funniest material on SNL. The masses are just too dense to see it. Like most great art unfortunately

    • @zoe-janesutherland4359
      @zoe-janesutherland4359 5 років тому +39

      @@majesticpbjcat7707 Exactly, Kyle keeps getting cut because his humour doesn't fit the lowest common denominator that's required to be seen as appealing and mainstream. It's the same reason why blockbuster movies are generic and middle of the road to attract the greater audience to make bank while independent movies generally have a better story due to the director/producers having greater creative freedoms by not having a huge studio breathing down their necks. Kyle's humour is of a certain taste that requires thought and understanding, especially of the subtle nuances of life or humour that is "out there" and oddball and again doesn't appeal to the masses, not because he isn't funny, it's because too many people are too thick to understand it.

  • @masadobricic5268
    @masadobricic5268 4 роки тому +29312

    harry styles on wattpad be like:

  • @aeliacllx
    @aeliacllx 3 роки тому +8582

    THIS IS THE STRAIGHTEST HARRY ERA I'VE EVER SEEN

    • @Anna-zh2bx
      @Anna-zh2bx 3 роки тому +234

      AND ITS SO WEIRDDDD

    • @ash9743
      @ash9743 3 роки тому +138

      We don’t claim that era

    • @HystericalC0re13
      @HystericalC0re13 3 роки тому +85

      I DONT LIKE IT

    • @nevaeh7165
      @nevaeh7165 3 роки тому +18

      @Scott Sieg LITERALLY

    • @HystericalC0re13
      @HystericalC0re13 3 роки тому +23

      @Scott Sieg its ok bby pilgrim harry cant hurt you here there's no need to be defensive 😊🥰

  • @rsm0302
    @rsm0302 5 років тому +10154

    Why does Harry’s American accent sound like the fake British accent on adventurous adventures of one direction

    • @sighzoe3978
      @sighzoe3978 5 років тому +226

      Holy shit I had completely forgotten about that lmao

    • @naomirose1279
      @naomirose1279 5 років тому +63

      i thought the same thing

    • @winterfrankenstein
      @winterfrankenstein 5 років тому +31

      ohmagod you're right!

    • @tianarayne
      @tianarayne 5 років тому +87

      We've been in this fandom for to long😂

    • @janaethomas1163
      @janaethomas1163 5 років тому +21

      Riana Malik why is that sooo accurate

  • @sapphirell00
    @sapphirell00 4 роки тому +8978

    Petition for Harry to sing this on tour

  • @evafromwall.e8411
    @evafromwall.e8411 4 роки тому +11495

    So we are not gonna talk about Harry with no tattoos when they are wrestling

    • @oliviatimberlake7905
      @oliviatimberlake7905 4 роки тому +173

      you can see his eagle and Mary tattoo for a second @1:07 , but it is strange to see him with no tattoos

    • @janamircetic3006
      @janamircetic3006 4 роки тому +32

      ITS BRIAN MAY HELL YEAH!!

    • @tpwkxmaddie
      @tpwkxmaddie 4 роки тому +5

      olivia Timberlake ikr

    • @wingbatflores4254
      @wingbatflores4254 4 роки тому +49

      Because he’s supposed to be a freshman so he had to cover them

    • @alisonshreffler7138
      @alisonshreffler7138 4 роки тому +29

      *Eva Geller* that’s why he looked so tan they had to cover them up I didn’t even notice

  • @chivalryssword
    @chivalryssword 3 роки тому +1076

    petition to sing this at harry's concert while we're waiting for him to come onstage

  • @dpbeason
    @dpbeason 5 років тому +7000

    "Jason thinks he's cool 'cause he tried beer."
    "Well, I got news for you........................right here."

  • @sassysunday7052
    @sassysunday7052 4 роки тому +7270

    He is the tallest 14 year old I’ve ever seen 😂🤣

    • @vrinda5613
      @vrinda5613 4 роки тому +205

      lol what about barron trump?

    • @evangeline3820
      @evangeline3820 4 роки тому +27

      Vrinda Gorripati LMAOSSKDJ

    • @Julia-bn9pp
      @Julia-bn9pp 4 роки тому +16

      In my school they did have 2 meters😂

    • @x28x21
      @x28x21 4 роки тому +11

      My friend is over 190 cm tall and he's 14

    • @delusionalmilkshake
      @delusionalmilkshake 4 роки тому +1

      Really? Most guys were i live are around this height when they are 14

  • @yooderek
    @yooderek 4 роки тому +3465

    i memorized his whole rap-

  • @lucymcnees8194
    @lucymcnees8194 3 роки тому +509

    Mom: “we have Harry styles at home”
    *Harry styles at home:*

  • @danielleepadillaa
    @danielleepadillaa 4 роки тому +12309

    can we talk about the fact that more than half of harrys rap is about sex

    • @nikolinaivancic5163
      @nikolinaivancic5163 4 роки тому +86

      love your profile pic :))

    • @manigupta2299
      @manigupta2299 4 роки тому +502

      And how uncomfortable he looks while singing that rap. Just look at his face 😂

    • @kaiwoolner-pratt9196
      @kaiwoolner-pratt9196 4 роки тому +12

      @kylie ok anti

    • @fridamrch4759
      @fridamrch4759 4 роки тому +3

      I love that lmao

    • @Dadyes
      @Dadyes 4 роки тому +75

      Call me pig boy because you know i be squealing

  • @tobes394
    @tobes394 5 років тому +861

    “CAll me pig boy cuz I be squealing”
    -HARRY STYLES 2019

  • @clairekeenan6996
    @clairekeenan6996 5 років тому +16935

    So Harry is supposed to be a 14 year old Freshman who’s lost his virginity and is prom king. That makes sense.

  • @jenner1000
    @jenner1000 3 роки тому +156

    "Call me pig-boy, cos ya know I be squeelin"
    - Harry Styles

  • @kaittea8430
    @kaittea8430 5 років тому +22988

    if freshmen looked like HARRY STYLES i would absolutely lose it.

    • @GlichSnitch
      @GlichSnitch 4 роки тому +45

      female simp

    • @cloudfairyz
      @cloudfairyz 4 роки тому +201

      @@GlichSnitch simp for styles 😊

    • @jocelyn4739
      @jocelyn4739 4 роки тому +43

      Exground get over it. simps are people that give respect to a girl/guy

    • @zeynepdavulcu5889
      @zeynepdavulcu5889 4 роки тому +10

      Exground AHHAHAHA absolutely

    • @perrytheplatypus8882
      @perrytheplatypus8882 4 роки тому +9

      Jocelyn Ford that’s not what a simp is

  • @emyfrancisco4656
    @emyfrancisco4656 5 років тому +8644

    SNL: *puts tons of money and effort into the great Kyle sketches*
    Also SNL: *never airs them*

    • @shresthapuja
      @shresthapuja 5 років тому +47

      they show some of the skits to the live audience and if they don’t show good response then they don’t air them.

    • @heartofthematter247
      @heartofthematter247 5 років тому +36

      This should have replaced the funeral skit

    • @BL3SSed-Bliss
      @BL3SSed-Bliss 5 років тому +5

      itsmepuja
      Where did you get that information?

    • @OnsenDreamscapes
      @OnsenDreamscapes 5 років тому +13

      @@shresthapuja how could anyone not think this is the funniest thing ever, though? and think that the ones they aired are funnier?

    • @oryxthetakenking8275
      @oryxthetakenking8275 5 років тому +6

      @@OnsenDreamscapes this one isn't funny tho.

  • @aiyanalewis9270
    @aiyanalewis9270 4 роки тому +6854

    "Call me pig boy cause you know I be squealing!"
    I-

    • @Zarihaellia
      @Zarihaellia 4 роки тому +68

      *Cough cough* LARRY STYLINSON CONFIRMED

    • @Zarihaellia
      @Zarihaellia 4 роки тому +13

      LARRY STYLINSON EVIDENCE naw im jp(not really)

    • @kirathomas6217
      @kirathomas6217 4 роки тому +3

      HAHAHA SHOOK 😂

    • @versuch8239
      @versuch8239 4 роки тому +17

      Who keeps writing pig boy into SNL sketches?

    • @izzy-ln3wd
      @izzy-ln3wd 4 роки тому +8

      noooo me and my friends were doing that WITH THE NOSE ACTION in english class and the teacher was watching us we died laughing

  • @ali-tf7jh
    @ali-tf7jh 3 роки тому +476

    “Straight American Harry does exist”
    Straight American Harry:

    • @unknownuser-ke8pr
      @unknownuser-ke8pr 3 роки тому +5

      this is exactly how i didnt want to see harry..

    • @Jail19
      @Jail19 3 роки тому

      @@unknownuser-ke8pr nobody fucking cares Sam

    • @isabelle9784
      @isabelle9784 3 роки тому

      @@Jail19 then why are you paying attention to it, leave it alone

    • @Jail19
      @Jail19 3 роки тому

      @@isabelle9784 im okay isabelle

    • @isabelle9784
      @isabelle9784 3 роки тому

      @@Jail19 the be ok and leave sit at that, you don’t have to be mean

  • @rebs7043
    @rebs7043 4 роки тому +8630

    the fact that we know Harry's line by heart... we have a problem friends

    • @roseturkey
      @roseturkey 4 роки тому +101

      I know all of it not just Harry🧍🏽‍♀️…

    • @alishaahmed6874
      @alishaahmed6874 4 роки тому +43

      we even know Kyle’s lines too

    • @saraalbir
      @saraalbir 4 роки тому +13

      lmfao right

    • @lanalabv
      @lanalabv 3 роки тому +13

      Nahh its fine😔

    • @fadedmoon13
      @fadedmoon13 3 роки тому +8

      I know the whole thing by heat

  • @i_miss_1d559
    @i_miss_1d559 4 роки тому +2714

    WAIT IMAGINE HARRY ACTUALLY GOING TO SCHOOL AND LOOKING LIKE 19 YEAR OLD HARRY IN HIGH SCHOOL ALL THE GIRLS WOULD BE AFTER HIM

    • @zurishah3553
      @zurishah3553 4 роки тому +12

      ohh loook same profilee picccc

    • @heehee8405
      @heehee8405 4 роки тому +7

      omg i would die

    • @saraalbir
      @saraalbir 4 роки тому +7

      YOU MEAN THERE WOULD HAVE A LINE WAITING FOR HIM TO CHOOSE AND DATE

    • @tracynguyen3284
      @tracynguyen3284 4 роки тому +2

      U don’t go to high school when ur 19 u go to college

    • @golddden7385
      @golddden7385 3 роки тому +2

      @@tracynguyen3284 she said "looking like 19 year old harry" not 19 year olds go to hs ofc

  • @kiranaomi3734
    @kiranaomi3734 5 років тому +3385

    Never thought I would hear Harry call himself a pig boy

    • @zotrain1234
      @zotrain1234 5 років тому +3

      Kira Naomi true

    • @lalafunnys
      @lalafunnys 5 років тому +10

      Kira Naomi never knew i needed it either

    • @erinpicken6435
      @erinpicken6435 5 років тому

      Mia del Rosario 😂

    • @pseudoname5277
      @pseudoname5277 5 років тому

      Mia del Rosario YES HAHAHA

    • @renthehag
      @renthehag 5 років тому +9

      little pig boy is not the running joke that I thought would come out of the SNL writing room but I’m so so _so_ glad it did

  • @carissacrites1808
    @carissacrites1808 3 роки тому +451

    did i literally memorize Harry's whole verse? Yes. Yes I did

  • @jet__girl
    @jet__girl 4 роки тому +15171

    This is scary. Straight, American, short haired, blonde, extra caucasian, tattooless, jock, rapper Harry is the stuff nightmares are made of.

    • @deepad4546
      @deepad4546 3 роки тому +263

      Lol
      Gay vodka better

    • @alexmurray47
      @alexmurray47 3 роки тому +143

      Extra Caucasian? Like anything about Harry normally is anything other than ultra white European. Dude just puts on a floral shirt and people are like, wait that’s cool so it must be not white behavior!

    • @haileynicholson7660
      @haileynicholson7660 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @tamannashahi5560
      @tamannashahi5560 3 роки тому +11

      Straight ??

    • @lancebengot7982
      @lancebengot7982 3 роки тому +54

      @@tamannashahi5560 he’s unlabelled, he doesn’t really care about gender, more about the person xx

  • @carey8013
    @carey8013 5 років тому +3032

    Harry’s accents have been really good on these SNL skits!

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 років тому +60

      Very good. I would never know he is really Canadian.

    • @83croissant
      @83croissant 5 років тому +20

      He said “drawrings”

    • @shart2934
      @shart2934 5 років тому +6

      M Loftin he’s british

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 років тому +16

      @@shart2934 I know. I was just kidding. ;)

    • @spideyversed
      @spideyversed 5 років тому +2

      better than usual, but i wouldn’t say they’re good haha

  • @Its__Good
    @Its__Good 5 років тому +7694

    The bullies are SNL execs and Kyle is a Kyle sketch.

    • @customerguy8581
      @customerguy8581 5 років тому +189

      Literally EVERY SINGLE WEEK. I used to laugh at it like "damn it's kinda like Kyle went all the way to SNL just to keep making a UA-cam show", but it isn't even funny to me anymore. Either let the man be on the actual show with some regularity or put him in charge of SNL digital shorts and have him continue the Lonely Island Jizz In My Pants tradition of hilarious made-for-UA-cam content.
      PICK A SIDE LORNE, FUCK

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 5 років тому +2

      Nice rap.

    • @sideeswipe
      @sideeswipe 5 років тому +20

      It'sGood It's cause his skits aren't funny cause of his dry humor, meaning only invested snl fans who watch their UA-cam videos will find it funny

    • @lucasallen8079
      @lucasallen8079 5 років тому +40

      So many of his sketches are about being left out of the cool group that it can’t be a coincidence.

    • @jlaurson
      @jlaurson 5 років тому +21

      @@customerguy8581 More people watch these sketches on UA-cam than live on the... what's the machine called? TV? Kyle's fine.

  • @goldenjess
    @goldenjess 3 роки тому +294

    "and next up, for the 2021 grammys, harry styles!" the announcer exclaims.
    silence takes over the room, as light starts to illuminate the center of the stage. harry rises into view, a sparkly microphone stand in front of him.
    then..
    -
    -
    -
    -
    Scotty can’t you see

  • @elahe6915
    @elahe6915 4 роки тому +2971

    I can't believe harry really agreed recording this 🤣

    • @yomamadeadcousin9391
      @yomamadeadcousin9391 3 роки тому +32

      exactly 🤣🤣

    • @fadedmoon13
      @fadedmoon13 3 роки тому +66

      He was probs drunk or sum

    • @sadpotato7101
      @sadpotato7101 3 роки тому +49

      @Mahnoor Fatima Student probably on watermelon sugar.

    • @kaitlyn_0739
      @kaitlyn_0739 3 роки тому +6

      @@sadpotato7101 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @faonzila5605
      @faonzila5605 3 роки тому +11

      And I can't believe he agreed to be in "My policeman" 😑😐😶🟡

  • @annaira-p
    @annaira-p 5 років тому +1521

    Scotty: " Sometimes I wish you'd never been born"
    Harry aka Jason:"oh"
    Can you hear my heart breaking?

  • @paristovarr
    @paristovarr 4 роки тому +18212

    -Straight Harry don’t exist don’t worry
    -Straight Harry:

    • @lizzyd9082
      @lizzyd9082 4 роки тому +72

      Omg I’m dying at this comment

    • @lovemusic7995
      @lovemusic7995 4 роки тому +243

      @@kaiwoolner-pratt9196 yeah he's in pain that he writes a song about eating pussy. LMFAO you guys are such losers that you can't see harry likes girls too. Most of his songs are directly about girls. The stupidity is real

    • @plantitasdejardin4821
      @plantitasdejardin4821 4 роки тому +109

      @@lovemusic7995 no need to be rude, chill dude

    • @Jade-ov5dp
      @Jade-ov5dp 4 роки тому +102

      @@lovemusic7995 watermelon sugar and medicine are not about girls he likes guys too it’s obvious to see those songs are about sex w a dude

    • @lovemusic7995
      @lovemusic7995 4 роки тому +33

      @@Jade-ov5dp and yeah medicine is obviously about a guy I know that🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @tessanunez763
    @tessanunez763 3 роки тому +131

    Therapist: Straight American Harry doesnt exist, he cant hurt you.
    Straight American Harry:

  • @mamathahc2090
    @mamathahc2090 4 роки тому +11281

    Harry: treat people with kindness
    This video: doing it the tommo way

  • @emyfrancisco4656
    @emyfrancisco4656 5 років тому +4100

    Use me as the “Kyle’s sketches need to stop getting pulled” button

    • @Bundy6Hunna
      @Bundy6Hunna 5 років тому +1

      what do you mean by pulled

    • @emyfrancisco4656
      @emyfrancisco4656 5 років тому

      Johnny Deppressed not aired for the general audience. They’re cut for time meaning they don’t get put in the full episode and they sometimes post them online.

    • @Bundy6Hunna
      @Bundy6Hunna 5 років тому +1

      Emy Francisco oh okay i thought that’s what you meant, but then i was like maybe they mean pulled like pulled out of a hat like they chose his sketch to air and they shouldn’t, and i like kyle. but yeah i agree ik what you’re saying now

  • @katie47831
    @katie47831 5 років тому +2233

    snl really be making all wattpad harries come true 😭 first gang harry, then intern harry, next high school football harry

    • @ablindinglightthatnolonger8379
      @ablindinglightthatnolonger8379 5 років тому +129

      "Dad" Harry, "wrestler" Harry, "horny gay man thirsty for twinks" Harry, "dog" Harry... all the good classics

    • @ale_98_
      @ale_98_ 5 років тому +5

      @@gabrielle3650 the most realistic one tbh

    • @gabrielle3650
      @gabrielle3650 5 років тому +1

      @@ale_98_ you right, you right.

    • @janaethomas1163
      @janaethomas1163 5 років тому +1

      katelyn - oh shoot snl really gets this generation of the harry fandom

    • @Gabi-uh4or
      @Gabi-uh4or 5 років тому +8

      Y/N is screaming

  • @clarafreese6833
    @clarafreese6833 3 роки тому +575

    1. Straight Harry
    2. Blonde Harry
    3. American Harry
    3 Nightmares in 1 Video

    • @darlintpwk1460
      @darlintpwk1460 3 роки тому +3

      He can just kill me-
      instead of showing this

    • @VeniVidiVici..
      @VeniVidiVici.. 2 роки тому +15

      Why cant he be straight? 😂😂 besides he doesn’t label himself

    • @RaniaBhatti
      @RaniaBhatti Рік тому

      What’s wrong with being straight and blonde Harry isn’t bad but it isn’t the best

  • @shifa444
    @shifa444 5 років тому +1291

    ok but like can we take a moment to appreciate harrys american accent

  • @sarahesposito4066
    @sarahesposito4066 5 років тому +1930

    2:33 I CAN SEE HARRY LAUGHING FROM BEHIND

    • @breeaillestowe5584
      @breeaillestowe5584 4 роки тому +236

      I could too. It's funny how we can tell because we all know the way his jaw moves when he giggles.

    • @Kay_lahM
      @Kay_lahM 4 роки тому +20

      it's so cute omg

    • @drakshanhaider6419
      @drakshanhaider6419 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂

    • @barbaraszacsko411
      @barbaraszacsko411 4 роки тому +3

      YES, HE'S VERY CUTE, I CAN'T-

    • @NM-wt9mo
      @NM-wt9mo 4 роки тому +3

      I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST ME-

  • @e.purple6044
    @e.purple6044 5 років тому +2864

    He lowkey look like a riverdale student😂

  • @anika4921
    @anika4921 3 роки тому +61

    *grammys start*
    *lights dim*
    *harry steps on stage*
    *silence*
    harry: scotty can’t you see...

  • @madeinelie
    @madeinelie 5 років тому +2459

    Fun fact: Cut for Time were especially created for Kyle Mooney.

    • @peprmnt
      @peprmnt 5 років тому +16

      Elie Breton des Loÿs when me and my sister were younger we literally thought that cut for time was the name of kyle mooneys videos because he was in all of them 😂

    • @peprmnt
      @peprmnt 5 років тому +9

      we would always look up cut for time cause his skits were our fav

    • @MRtacoslicous
      @MRtacoslicous 5 років тому +7

      He should make a new skit youtube channel called cut for time.

    • @paulchandler9241
      @paulchandler9241 5 років тому +3

      Because they are never, ever funny.

    • @jannacrimando1425
      @jannacrimando1425 5 років тому

      @@MRtacoslicous he already has one it's called goodneighborstuff

  • @jodiebug1
    @jodiebug1 5 років тому +1961

    At least Kyle's sketches get made and put on the internet.

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 5 років тому +23

      Good point. Im glad he wasnt an adult in the 80s making similar types of sketches cuz then we'd never see them.

  • @magicbean443
    @magicbean443 5 років тому +2137

    When they were wrestling, I couldn’t stop staring at Harry’s biceps..

  • @randomfandoms6769
    @randomfandoms6769 3 роки тому +30

    "Call me pig boy cause you know I be squealing."
    Me: *LITTLE PIG BOY COMES FROM THE DIRT*

  • @victoriawilliams2262
    @victoriawilliams2262 4 роки тому +2042

    why does harry's american accent sound like jimmy fallon

  • @cristinamayorga6114
    @cristinamayorga6114 4 роки тому +5114

    Lyrics
    Scotty, can’t you see?
    You’re the guy i wish i could be
    The stories, the drawing, all of your books
    I’ll take it all over my good looks
    The pressure
    To be the coolest in class
    It’s not worth it and i know it won’t last
    And yes i’ve had sex and it feels great
    The girls body, the butt, the shape, it’s amazing
    I ride like no other
    Except for when you're hanging with your brother
    But back to sex, such a good feeling
    Call me pig boy ‘cause you know i be squealin’
    Back to you number one big bro
    I love you scotty, just had to let you know

  • @victoriakutnik261
    @victoriakutnik261 5 років тому +8222

    There was not a single sketch without harry being so sexual wtf

    • @Ash-gw1mf
      @Ash-gw1mf 5 років тому +621

      Victoria Kutnik Don’t complain sexual Harry is something everyone needs in their life..

    • @choisanwoojung
      @choisanwoojung 5 років тому +241

      cause lorne michaels knows what we want

    • @barryg.3470
      @barryg.3470 5 років тому +142

      The Intern/Chicken Sandwich sketch. He was still handsome, tho. Poor Bastard.

    • @aleborrego5062
      @aleborrego5062 5 років тому +168

      He said that his album is about sex and being sad lol he has to promote them in a way

    • @monicalovesannalot3230
      @monicalovesannalot3230 5 років тому +56

      not in the joan skit

  • @gabriellatellez3932
    @gabriellatellez3932 4 роки тому +553

    GUYS WE ARE DOING A FAN PROJECT: WE'RE GOING TO BE SINGING HARRY'S PART ON LOVE ON TOUR.
    Spread the word!!!

  • @gdubs14
    @gdubs14 5 років тому +6950

    kyles humor is so in tune with what people find funny these days and none of those boomers get it so they always cut his sketches for time smh

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 5 років тому +103

      Grace Wicinski
      "...those boomers."

    • @person-875
      @person-875 5 років тому +167

      I really think this is the case

    • @kimmmmeee
      @kimmmmeee 5 років тому +36

      Can't blame "Boomers." This season just stinks so far. Advertisers aren't aiming for old people.

    • @gdubs14
      @gdubs14 5 років тому +56

      Jason Thaddeus I used it as a broad term. not so literal. narrow-minded? close-minded? stodgy? parochial? any of those would work in place

    • @ohmyblindman
      @ohmyblindman 5 років тому +6

      @@kimmmmeee funny is funny

  • @Karo_xx.
    @Karo_xx. 5 років тому +2061

    If freshman's looked like Jason, the world would not be okay

  • @ele9875
    @ele9875 4 роки тому +607

    2:53 that reminds me of fetus harry so much. Love this dork never grow up HS!!!

  • @sashag0854
    @sashag0854 3 роки тому +141

    who else has this whole thing memorized 🥲

  • @angelsue5543
    @angelsue5543 5 років тому +457

    2:35 baby was laughing awww

  • @blackphillip8234
    @blackphillip8234 5 років тому +7994

    bruh they really just keep cutting Kyle’s sketches huh

    • @itsjetty5163
      @itsjetty5163 5 років тому +156

      @@Truthlitter They're really not, they're really clever and funny

    • @actuasco
      @actuasco 5 років тому +46

      Cause they suck

    • @nathanielguttenberg8152
      @nathanielguttenberg8152 5 років тому +233

      came here to say this. he needs a show on adult swim where his absurdism and spoofing would be better appreciated.

    • @bigdc202
      @bigdc202 5 років тому +55

      There's a reason why his sketches don't make the cut most of the time. He's lucky he's still a cast member.

    • @barbaralang2688
      @barbaralang2688 5 років тому +35

      Nathaniel Guttenberg they could call it Cut for Time

  • @dezirevelez7883
    @dezirevelez7883 4 роки тому +1128

    THE AMERICAN ACCENT IS HAUNTING ME 😭

  • @ipshitice
    @ipshitice 3 роки тому +47

    Scotty's brother won a Grammy 😭🙌🔥

  • @elladoyle7598
    @elladoyle7598 4 роки тому +762

    HOW DID THEY GET HIM TO DO THIS😭😭😭😭

    • @cshree1456
      @cshree1456 3 роки тому +26

      Exactly I have no idea lol

    • @Unknown-er6tk
      @Unknown-er6tk 3 роки тому +35

      @Ranabannana ✨fine lines✨

    • @sophiab6239
      @sophiab6239 3 роки тому +15

      Haven’t you seen the one where he’s the dog

    • @christinagoodson5442
      @christinagoodson5442 3 роки тому +6

      @@sophiab6239 I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU AM!!!

  • @yessicaduarte4574
    @yessicaduarte4574 5 років тому +3408

    “Scotty, can’t you see? You’re the guy I wish I could be.
    Your stories, your drawings and all of your books.
    I’ll take it all over my good looks
    The pressure to be the coolest in class
    It’s not worth it and I know it won’t last
    And yes I’ve had sex and it feels great
    Girls body, the butt, the shape. It’s amazing
    A ride like no other, except for when you’re hanging with your brother
    But back to sex such a good feeling
    Call me pig boy cuz you know I’ll be squealing
    Back to you number one big bro
    I love you Scotty
    Just had to let you know”
    You’re welcome 😉
    Also never thought Harry would sing something like this 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @madi.stylesss
      @madi.stylesss 4 роки тому +32

      Omg same

    • @jocelyn4739
      @jocelyn4739 4 роки тому +187

      you just KNOW he was so uncomfortable because he respects women greatly

    • @jacintaainsley
      @jacintaainsley 4 роки тому +16

      THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU !! 🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @november4232
      @november4232 4 роки тому +49

      Bold of u to assume i don't know this by heart

    • @dane-ms6ev
      @dane-ms6ev 4 роки тому +1

      @@loganoconnor3 hes a simp

  • @gabbychavez4744
    @gabbychavez4744 4 роки тому +347

    Scotty: Sometimes I wish you’d never been born
    Jason: Oh ok

    • @oliviamitchell7383
      @oliviamitchell7383 4 роки тому +27

      this broke my little heart omg like i know its acting but all i wanted to do was give him a big hug omg.

    • @jinni3h
      @jinni3h 3 роки тому +6

      @@oliviamitchell7383 same like it literally broke my heart 😩🥺

  • @itsmfknpartytyme8920
    @itsmfknpartytyme8920 4 роки тому +171

    Anyone realize he was talking in an “American” accent

  • @emyfrancisco4656
    @emyfrancisco4656 5 років тому +1006

    95% of the comments: Kyle’s sketches need to stop getting cut
    5% of the comments: Harry has such a good American accent

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 років тому +5

      2% of the comments: I just laid a turd so large that I took it to the DMV to get it a driver's license.

  • @jocelyn4978
    @jocelyn4978 4 роки тому +759

    I think that this is how Harry is gonna sound in Don't worry darling movie

    • @krishnapriyasinha1744
      @krishnapriyasinha1744 4 роки тому +17

      Oh yeah😳.. I hardly watched his verse here, it was really wierd for me.❤️

    • @lancebengot7982
      @lancebengot7982 3 роки тому +14

      i hope the fuck not

    • @baileydemoss2065
      @baileydemoss2065 3 роки тому +8

      If this is how he sounds ill LITERALLY cry

    • @caitlin7617
      @caitlin7617 3 роки тому +9

      if he does i’m walking out of the movie theater 💀

    • @_qdluv4514
      @_qdluv4514 3 роки тому +3

      I'm sure his accent will improve this was like a year ago and this is just a skit.

  • @auroria8776
    @auroria8776 4 роки тому +932

    you can literally see harry laughing LMFOAJSKSJS 2:34

  • @staceyscott9034
    @staceyscott9034 Рік тому +6

    That cat at the end gets me every time!!😂

  • @monicanoriega9047
    @monicanoriega9047 5 років тому +536

    Harry’s singing part had me dead 😂 about the sex part lmaoo I love him

  • @WobstaCat
    @WobstaCat 5 років тому +2102

    I love how this is carrying on from the dad rap

    • @jordynelliott6712
      @jordynelliott6712 5 років тому +3

      WobstaCat RIGHT?? Too funny!

    • @Moore44
      @Moore44 5 років тому +2

      Dad your like a hero to me

  • @humphreybutterclump8742
    @humphreybutterclump8742 5 років тому +1401

    Every time they cut a Kyle sketch, I'm sad until I remember it'll be on the internet for eternity so I can play it on repeat in my casket after death.

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 5 років тому +1

      Nah.. the cemetery can't bury toxic waste like that... ;-P

    • @AngelAngel-yx5uz
      @AngelAngel-yx5uz 5 років тому +1

      Igor Schmidlapp Damn!

    • @mikeway2223
      @mikeway2223 5 років тому +1

      That Got dark fast… Are you OK bro?

    • @flibgonrtsheglis242
      @flibgonrtsheglis242 5 років тому

      @@igorschmidlapp6987
      That was really mean. Asshole.

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 5 років тому

      @@flibgonrtsheglis242 Igor was funny, snowflake.

  • @sarawawa8984
    @sarawawa8984 3 роки тому +20

    Kyle has such an incredible ability to be so purposefully awkward I am in love with him

  • @elenmak6933
    @elenmak6933 4 роки тому +349

    So apparently Harry Styles looks good in EVERY kind of hair.

  • @Cutepotatos
    @Cutepotatos 5 років тому +368

    Anything Harry does he makes it 10x hotter than it actually is.

  • @Jwcoolboy1
    @Jwcoolboy1 5 років тому +2174

    Let Kyle's sketches be on the show plz

    • @Jwcoolboy1
      @Jwcoolboy1 5 років тому +31

      They're so uncomfortable they're great

    • @danielstack4158
      @danielstack4158 5 років тому +19

      Honestly kind of cool to me that they're youtube exclusive. i think it fits his style.

    • @bigdc202
      @bigdc202 5 років тому +5

      There's a reason why his sketches don't make the cut most of the time. He's lucky he's still a cast member.

    • @danielstack4158
      @danielstack4158 5 років тому +11

      @@bigdc202 his sketches get cut, so do the other cast members. He was in other sketches last night. He's on the show because he's a funny little dude.

    • @bigdc202
      @bigdc202 5 років тому +2

      @@danielstack4158 His little BS videos get cut waaay more than other cast members' sketches. Isn't that why you're whining in the first place? Kyle is fine for little UA-cam clips, not TV.

  • @dsha9615
    @dsha9615 3 роки тому +27

    Harry trying to speak in an American accent in a British Voice is my new religion.

  • @mariejosephine8662
    @mariejosephine8662 5 років тому +437

    KYLES SKETCHES ARE LITERALLY THE BEST AND IDK WHY THEYRE GETTING CUT

  • @jrseahorse5886
    @jrseahorse5886 5 років тому +426

    “He’s a freshman I’m a senior at school” that’s it you already won

  • @melodyday8504
    @melodyday8504 5 років тому +1611

    I love that they have Kyle’s backpack so high up, he’s just that uncool.

  • @bella-cm8er
    @bella-cm8er 3 роки тому +88

    I’M SCARED OF BLONDE AND STRAIGHT HARRY

  • @rosythorn
    @rosythorn 5 років тому +2476

    why is harry so good at sounding american

    • @j----y
      @j----y 5 років тому +68

      Because you're biased.

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 5 років тому +97

      He isn’t?

    • @bumblebeebrass164
      @bumblebeebrass164 5 років тому +69

      lex michael he is so bad at sounding American

    • @latatyanawicker966
      @latatyanawicker966 5 років тому +1

      @@jeniferjoseph9200 nope 🙃

    • @kenyadixon9264
      @kenyadixon9264 5 років тому +6

      It's nice seeing him in a different light !! Especially rapping and doing these different snl skits.

  • @chrisrogers1898
    @chrisrogers1898 5 років тому +780

    Colby is one of the most influential hip hop artists in history

    • @irinaslutsky
      @irinaslutsky 5 років тому +4

      He's doing Sunday Service soon -- Church with Colby

    • @colby791
      @colby791 5 років тому +1

      completely agree

  • @_BreadBoy_
    @_BreadBoy_ 5 років тому +1666

    Kyle keeps getting shelved to the Cut for Time sketches when they’re the best things of the season. What the heck boys

    • @iamdmc
      @iamdmc 5 років тому +20

      Kyle is the character for real life in all of these sketches... the next sketch shold be Kyle vs the rest of the cast / Lorne. Sorry Kyle your sketch was cut for time *milk poured over head*

    • @B_Chasnika
      @B_Chasnika 5 років тому +9

      I think that adds to it. Like how some underground rappers just aren't as good mainstreaming

    • @RmnGnzlz
      @RmnGnzlz 5 років тому +4

      Ooooohhhh you said heck. I'm telling on you.

    • @B_Chasnika
      @B_Chasnika 5 років тому +2

      @@RmnGnzlz you're a tattler. Not cool

    • @riase
      @riase 5 років тому +1

      Agree. His are the more interesting bits.

  • @lianah7837
    @lianah7837 3 роки тому +1

    Poor kyle 😭 he writes gold and they always cut it

  • @gaylemarie94
    @gaylemarie94 5 років тому +314

    “Call me pig boy cause you know I be squealin”- Harry Styles 2019

    • @funzzyme4414
      @funzzyme4414 4 роки тому

      ..what does that mean?? (cuz like i ahve been looking it up everywhere)

    • @funzzyme4414
      @funzzyme4414 4 роки тому

      @Larry Documentaries ohhhhh .... i see i see e..

    • @loca_loca
      @loca_loca 4 роки тому

      @Larry Documentaries I'm srry wtf was this still can't understand pigs can't fly neither can he 😶

  • @charchesh5
    @charchesh5 5 років тому +55

    the little details (like him not throwing the beer can in the recycling bin, but placing it nicely) are what make this sketch even funnier. kyle's sketches are always the best!!

  • @usershsishejd6888
    @usershsishejd6888 4 роки тому +146

    When Harry said “oh” HIS VOICE WAS SO DEEP WHAT

  • @micah1647
    @micah1647 3 роки тому +42

    The writer of Harry’s raps must read Harry fan fic

  • @Ash_rn08
    @Ash_rn08 4 роки тому +529

    but imagine actual 14 year old Harry who was the cutest most harmless cinnamon roll ever hELP-

    • @over40victimoffate18
      @over40victimoffate18 3 роки тому +23

      I like that description - cutest most harmless cinnamon roll.

    • @Jail19
      @Jail19 3 роки тому +3

      what the fuck is wrong with you

    • @issheokk
      @issheokk 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr🥺❤️

    • @issheokk
      @issheokk 3 роки тому

      @@Jail19 huh!??

    • @Jail19
      @Jail19 3 роки тому +2

      @@issheokk fucking weirdos trying to compare a grown ass fucking man to a "cutest most harmless cinnamon roll" like you guys are so fucking weird

  • @GG-og4hq
    @GG-og4hq 5 років тому +1639

    “I ride like no other”
    Okay Jason CHILL😳

    • @siunmadness5009
      @siunmadness5009 5 років тому +8

      😏

    • @xsteveconwayx
      @xsteveconwayx 5 років тому +69

      He said "A ride like no other. Except for when you're hanging with your brother."
      "I ride like no other" makes the next line not make any sense at all.

    • @siunmadness5009
      @siunmadness5009 5 років тому +8

      @@xsteveconwayx It could 😂you shouldn't be telling your brother that you ride better than anyone else....
      iNcEsT?

    • @romanepaul3460
      @romanepaul3460 5 років тому

      @@xsteveconwayx Jason gay

    • @lay2temp671
      @lay2temp671 5 років тому +8

      @@siunmadness5009 um... Alabama?

  • @gracymaidment9738
    @gracymaidment9738 4 роки тому +29

    3:18 WHY IS THIS ADORABLE

  • @crankydoople
    @crankydoople 3 роки тому +62

    1:06 I've seen this thousands of times before and I just realized that's Harry...( they covered his tattoos, whyyyyyy)