I'm A Pervert With Fire [Floor Plan 2]

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 426

  • @IAmCrusty
    @IAmCrusty  3 роки тому +170

    Currently looking for the best interpretations of what the first guy said. Give it a shot!

    • @JA9339
      @JA9339 3 роки тому +4

      I want to plant a field of head flowers…..they will all be named crusty.

    • @cthulhu3219
      @cthulhu3219 3 роки тому +2

      Oh hey bob aha me le bob

    • @MarinerKyle
      @MarinerKyle 3 роки тому +10

      Seemed pretty obvious if you listened, you little blinky sparkle. "Don't help out, but I-I- would thieve alot, though." "Oh yeah, everyone has stuff to take.". I think you followed their instructions fairly well.

    • @BeyondBen8
      @BeyondBen8 3 роки тому

      You make the best movies

    • @BeyondBen8
      @BeyondBen8 3 роки тому

      Jk best vids

  • @nickymason2008
    @nickymason2008 3 роки тому +31

    '... I have angered the chickens.' Why did that make me laugh?

  • @Pyrodorah
    @Pyrodorah 3 роки тому +45

    13:39 Crusty swearing at the dinosaur was priceless.

  • @einoutlier810
    @einoutlier810 3 роки тому +43

    When he learned that he could clap, I felt that

  • @Eduardo-jb2ps
    @Eduardo-jb2ps 3 роки тому +11

    3:24 me telling my mom I could survive jumping out of a plane right before it crashes

  • @jacobrainey8044
    @jacobrainey8044 3 роки тому +95

    So this is what it would be like if Crusty suddenly became the only smart person on Earth

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  3 роки тому +34

      Sometimes I really do feel like the floobahgubladoodum

    • @LostWolf911
      @LostWolf911 2 роки тому +1

      @@IAmCrusty you gotta be the funniest YT creator out there 😂

    • @PopeRocket
      @PopeRocket 2 роки тому

      "if"?

    • @Macaroni302
      @Macaroni302 2 роки тому

      @@IAmCrusty u mean the globglobgalab? :]

    • @TOPHAT-v7x
      @TOPHAT-v7x Рік тому

      ​@@IAmCrustylol

  • @gregortriggs5936
    @gregortriggs5936 3 роки тому +6

    This is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen

  • @Fungtusk
    @Fungtusk 2 роки тому +6

    1:52 I haven't laughed like that in a good little while. Stuff like this is why I'm subscribed!

  • @elishavieira8798
    @elishavieira8798 3 роки тому +37

    Finally some crusty to turn my frown upsidedown

  • @08Blackjack80
    @08Blackjack80 3 роки тому +9

    Nothing like a Crusty video to cure the blues. Lovely stuff.

  • @TheDirtyWork
    @TheDirtyWork 3 роки тому +3

    I almost cried when he put it back and said I'll dream of the adventures we never had

  • @AllDayBikes
    @AllDayBikes 2 роки тому +3

    1:02 Had me rollin lmfaoo

  • @Vltcrackcodm
    @Vltcrackcodm 3 роки тому +20

    Ah yes. Time to lose my sanity in a very good way

  • @DerNomade1871
    @DerNomade1871 3 роки тому +9

    The npc dialog makes this video just as hilarious XD

  • @cashlinsolsaa8637
    @cashlinsolsaa8637 2 роки тому +1

    I love at 3:24 when crusty is staring at the one guy

  • @sy_ty_try7431
    @sy_ty_try7431 3 роки тому +3

    18:14
    lol "Wally is right there"

  • @michaelmascolo3161
    @michaelmascolo3161 3 роки тому +7

    3:24 give the voice actor a raise on young that long line in 1 breathe

  • @dylanrobertson8162
    @dylanrobertson8162 3 роки тому +4

    Damn i instantly cracked at the start when you just blurted out "What?" and just the blank expression of the dudes face made me almost piss myself.

  • @forgotten453
    @forgotten453 3 роки тому +33

    “ sir that’s a pig it’s immoral “ that’s gotta be the best line in a crusty video 😂

  • @ocn_palm
    @ocn_palm 3 роки тому +35

    Let me just say how fitting it is to see crusty playing a game where someone’s name is Robin Steele (cause it sounds like Rob and Steal which is something crusty would do in any VR game that lets him)

  • @Jackson_G
    @Jackson_G 2 роки тому +1

    “Is there an atm nearby yours is busted” 🤣🤣🤣
    Omg i fing died

  • @JarcoArt
    @JarcoArt 2 роки тому

    I must say that I am seriously impressed by how the game responds to every little thing he does.... very expressive characters, feels more like a short animated movie.

  • @XsakuratheguardianX
    @XsakuratheguardianX 3 роки тому +4

    It’s my favorite mentally stable man!

  • @JunkMan304
    @JunkMan304 3 роки тому +20

    Imagine being Crusty's neighbor and only hearing him through the walls.

  • @mrtrickyfingers5090
    @mrtrickyfingers5090 3 роки тому +1

    It was nice to meet you Robin Steele…
    Or should I say. ROB’N STEAL!

  • @brown_bovine
    @brown_bovine 3 роки тому +71

    “Someone call an ambulance I think he’s having a stroke”
    -crusty

  • @TrailHaunter
    @TrailHaunter 3 роки тому +1

    I hope there will be a follow up to this…I foresee Robin Steele being a leviathan in disguise.

  • @spongebobsquarepants4695
    @spongebobsquarepants4695 3 роки тому +2

    I find it so funny when Crusty swears

  • @veebkillz5901
    @veebkillz5901 3 роки тому +4

    This is my comfort video, thank you crusty :3 I’m so glad I found this channel, keep up with the amazing content 😁 and please please we need another episode of this!!!

  • @Jamescarrelson
    @Jamescarrelson 5 місяців тому +1

    7:44 wow😂😂😂😂😂 your atm is broken

  • @KimberTaylor-c3c
    @KimberTaylor-c3c 11 місяців тому +1

    1:28 i don’t know why but when he was fighting with the dude to put down the “gun” i died 😂 😭

  • @coleclark185
    @coleclark185 3 роки тому +2

    Oooh... fire!
    - crusty

  • @TrailHaunter
    @TrailHaunter 2 роки тому +1

    We need another installment pleeeeeease!

  • @TimothyHuffGuitar
    @TimothyHuffGuitar 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you! I've never laughed so hard in seems like forever, but your videos are AWESOME! Loved the candy bar butt scene!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SpaceAndWicca
    @SpaceAndWicca 2 роки тому +1

    “You absolute…. Donut”

  • @jonathanstorms4530
    @jonathanstorms4530 3 роки тому +4

    If crusty was the last human in existence, being an idol for our entire race amongst many alien races. Living by his own code in the stars, however messed up and unidentifiable that code is . I'd be okay with that.

  • @funkyartist101
    @funkyartist101 Рік тому

    the fact he wanted the fluffy guy so badly the first time but when he sees him again he tries to flush him down the toilet.. top 5 saddest anime betrayals.

  • @FishFlop_The_CatSlap
    @FishFlop_The_CatSlap 3 роки тому +2

    ive just finished binge watching your entire channel up to this point. i love your content.

  • @sisusimon9282
    @sisusimon9282 3 роки тому +6

    i cant stop laughing im so checking this game out!!
    best vid everrr

  • @Satu83
    @Satu83 3 роки тому +3

    This was absolutely hilarious game choice. Suits you well. I hope we see more!

  • @iggyfresh2fresh422
    @iggyfresh2fresh422 3 роки тому +3

    I couldn't stop laughing I almost passed out

    • @syvulpie
      @syvulpie 3 роки тому +1

      The buttcrack one almost made me pass out lol.

  • @Arijit_Das_
    @Arijit_Das_ 3 роки тому +4

    This game was crazier than your usual crazy games, and your usual crazy games are pretty crazy themselves.

  • @nameless.greyceo
    @nameless.greyceo 6 місяців тому

    3:23 i haven't laughed so hard in over ten years, found it hard to breath.

  • @he-him670
    @he-him670 2 роки тому

    I like how IAmcrusty says "bloody hell stupid"

  • @itsthegr8matt
    @itsthegr8matt 3 роки тому +2

    I will probably never see Crusty's face but I am 90% sure that he's Captain Jack Sparrow.

  • @Coids
    @Coids 3 роки тому +6

    This is hilarious 😂

  • @Kakker71
    @Kakker71 2 роки тому

    1:48 cracked me up! 😀

  • @oathkeeperoblivion177
    @oathkeeperoblivion177 3 роки тому

    That dance sequence was ADORABLE

  • @Suomi91
    @Suomi91 3 роки тому +4

    When the chickens got mad i was waiting so bad when Crusty slaps the chicken. Crusty likes to bitch slap NPCs

  • @mrgmz5236
    @mrgmz5236 3 роки тому +2

    13:51 that face though

  • @mememanidk6502
    @mememanidk6502 3 роки тому

    Also he’s like oh this is gonna be so cool but then he’s like oh no this is a scary game

  • @cyriaangel831
    @cyriaangel831 3 роки тому +2

    Ok but this game is hilarious

  • @ObeseusVsPhallacy
    @ObeseusVsPhallacy 3 роки тому

    Fan: knock knock
    Crusty: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

  • @Zequax
    @Zequax 3 роки тому

    !NOW this is some lovely intertanement

  • @VRImpulse
    @VRImpulse 3 роки тому +25

    There is something unexplainably creepy about this game.

  • @ameliarose5858
    @ameliarose5858 2 роки тому +1

    I'm crying in laughter

  • @ho0t0w1
    @ho0t0w1 Рік тому

    Monkeypeanut is my favorite new description of a lemon I've heard yet

  • @VINCE-pp3es
    @VINCE-pp3es 3 роки тому +5

    i-is this what its like to be high and be watching the muppets

  • @RobRoy316
    @RobRoy316 3 роки тому +1

    Congrats on 300k, Crusty!! Well deserved! 1 mil in no time!

  • @HinosAcrescentamForça888
    @HinosAcrescentamForça888 2 роки тому

    Ive watched every video you have posted. Im not a big fan of movies, but this has made me a more liker of movies. Keep on going!

  • @paddyrick.
    @paddyrick. 3 роки тому +1

    Congrats on 300k!!

  • @Bimmy287
    @Bimmy287 3 роки тому

    Crusty has the best VR videos on UA-cam change my Mind

  • @666devillord
    @666devillord 3 роки тому +2

    A new game for new insanity... awesome! >:D

  • @fox22m
    @fox22m Рік тому

    This is so funny the way they speak had me in tears

  • @notarkdinosaurdays2896
    @notarkdinosaurdays2896 3 роки тому +2

    We need a part 2

  • @Samson1
    @Samson1 3 роки тому +2

    You'd make an excellent protagonist. Wait, you already are one.

  • @AngelDustRules69
    @AngelDustRules69 7 місяців тому

    "Someone call an ambulance I think this guys having a stroke!" Had me laughing😂😂😂

  • @MsMarciax
    @MsMarciax 3 роки тому

    Now you know what it's like being a Bus driver dealing with oddly strange customers... Fun isn't it. Love the humour on your videos and I don't even play video games.

  • @redalahmaidi9011
    @redalahmaidi9011 Рік тому

    3:23 i did a giggle

  • @autizmo_9431
    @autizmo_9431 3 роки тому

    I love watching a sad mans sanity slowly crumble away

  • @MidnightDStroyer
    @MidnightDStroyer 3 роки тому

    OMG, I have less trouble translating spoken Simlish!
    Crusty: "Any second, someone's gonna get hit by a truck."
    Ok, a police car, not a truck. But anyway, who didn't see that coming from a mile away?...police car? from a mile away? Get it? Heh!
    Never mind, I'll just go sit in the corner & babble incoherently now.

  • @stevevan4391
    @stevevan4391 3 роки тому

    crusty: ''though it will not bring you happiness'' also crusty´´she does seem prity happy´´

  • @spawnkeeper999
    @spawnkeeper999 3 роки тому +1

    I'm 100% convinced crusty is just Johnny Dep.

  • @vaezkhan110
    @vaezkhan110 3 роки тому

    "The atm nearby is busted" HAH🤣

  • @jackwolf4158
    @jackwolf4158 3 роки тому +1

    And I'm a escaped criminal hiding from the police in Florida IT WAS ONE STARBUCKS ALRIGHT!

  • @HpMisfit
    @HpMisfit 3 роки тому

    We need another episode of this Crusty! Please!?

  • @ykomat6860
    @ykomat6860 3 роки тому +1

    Well at least Crusty is accepting who he is

  • @abjectbrute6643
    @abjectbrute6643 2 роки тому

    gotta love it when crusty just goes all out on war crimes and nobody bats an eye but when he tries to do something civil? oh they lose their shit Lol but seriously tho crusty you make great content keep it up lad

  • @InstaSpamz
    @InstaSpamz 3 роки тому +1

    3:34 This guy never shuts up XD

  • @Misstiffers899
    @Misstiffers899 5 місяців тому +1

    You need to get 3 things that show you the bone code

  • @Col.Horrormaker_official
    @Col.Horrormaker_official Рік тому +1

    alternative title: crusty messing with people's shit and having a stroke.

  • @yoursofunny3362
    @yoursofunny3362 3 роки тому

    That was a really good video

  • @mcdanky9461
    @mcdanky9461 2 роки тому

    Not even 40 sec in and im already dying 😆😂

  • @brbrdeng9122
    @brbrdeng9122 3 роки тому

    This video is a good metaphor for being the only person in the world that makes sense while everyone else speaks gibberish

  • @OnAKnifesEdge
    @OnAKnifesEdge 3 роки тому

    @IAmCrusty Loved this one!! Creepy little weirdos! You fit right in!! Looking forward to more of this!!

  • @captainrex8871
    @captainrex8871 3 роки тому +3

    Already watch the whole thing on stream but I might as well watch it again.

  • @ljmittelsdorf6594
    @ljmittelsdorf6594 Рік тому +1

    The fuck part and put down the gun you have me laughing for hours

  • @CthulhuSteve
    @CthulhuSteve 3 роки тому +7

    Great content as always! I only take issue with the way the other characters are portrayed. My experience with customer service has shown me that most people aren't quite that intelligent.

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  3 роки тому +4

      As somebody who also has experience with public facing jobs, I agree.

  • @vanillavalhalla4482
    @vanillavalhalla4482 3 роки тому +1

    I don't know if anyone else has thought this not, I'm rarely in any comment sections, but who else thinks Crusty should have been cast in A Clockwork Orange?

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  3 роки тому +2

      I'd love to be but the creation of said movie is well before I was born lol

    • @vanillavalhalla4482
      @vanillavalhalla4482 3 роки тому

      @@IAmCrusty The magnificent Crusty Crusty couldn't devise a scheme to travel to the past, be in said movie, and then be back in his own timeline, watching it on his couch?

  • @jasonbrabant6545
    @jasonbrabant6545 3 роки тому +3

    I was laughing at this so much, one of my kids started yelling at me to stop laughing.

  • @Artsy2000Pink
    @Artsy2000Pink 3 роки тому +1

    This game looks really fun and I wish it could come to psvr soon. It's being 4 months since their last update so it is disappointing. At least I can watch Crusty being very funny. 😩😂

  • @skylordthe1st
    @skylordthe1st 3 роки тому

    Crusty love beating chickens

  • @rrradelle
    @rrradelle 2 роки тому

    You're the best crusty 😆

  • @kingtimmy88
    @kingtimmy88 2 роки тому

    This is gold!

  • @paulatreides3
    @paulatreides3 Рік тому

    You are completely mad , but I can't stop watching.

  • @nolanbradley7897
    @nolanbradley7897 3 роки тому

    Crusty you are my favourite UA-camr

  • @bigbeanburrito1595
    @bigbeanburrito1595 3 роки тому

    I am convinced that crusty is an ascended being we can't comprehend

  • @laylapewatualuk9681
    @laylapewatualuk9681 3 роки тому

    I like you Crusty, you're awesome.

  • @yourcommentator2958
    @yourcommentator2958 3 роки тому

    your vids are fan- bloody tastic

  • @ameliarose5858
    @ameliarose5858 2 роки тому

    Lol I'm crying in laughter lol the hole video lol 🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤣 lol