The Mummy (2017) Movie Review

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  • @__Andrew
    @__Andrew 7 років тому +792

    The Brandon Frasier movie worked because it was not a comedy or an action movie. It was an *adventure* movie. Sort of like the original Indiana Jones movies.

    • @RubexQewb
      @RubexQewb 7 років тому +77

      Andrew exactly. It was the perfect blend of horror, humor and action. Especially the 2nd one. The scorpion King thing was stupid but everything before the final act was dope.

    • @dankun4932
      @dankun4932 7 років тому +18

      Andrew the Hamunaptra series was brilliant. I absolutely adore the series. The best thing about those movies were the characters. So good. Im-hotep
      Was a brilliant baddy as well.

    • @__Andrew
      @__Andrew 7 років тому +3

      So what if i accidentally wrote Brent Spiner. People know who i meant.

    • @JohnnyCProduction
      @JohnnyCProduction 7 років тому +5

      The Brandon Frasier ones were awesome.

    • @chewchewpark
      @chewchewpark 7 років тому +9

      I never saw it was a remake or reboot of the old Universal Mummy movies. It was an adventure movie that had to do with Egypt and a mummy. Granted I was a kid and Rachel Weisz' beauty entranced me. I

  • @lilmissknowitall5775
    @lilmissknowitall5775 7 років тому +169

    Godzilla era - 64 years
    Bond era - 55 years
    Dark Universe era - 2 hours

  • @Nitrobotti
    @Nitrobotti 7 років тому +1326

    RIP Dark Universe 2017-2017

    • @ragejoona431
      @ragejoona431 7 років тому +48

      It was doomed before it started :3

    • @gfunkmoney06
      @gfunkmoney06 7 років тому +22

      (Dark Universe 2017-2017.1) I'll give them that.

    • @Nitrobotti
      @Nitrobotti 7 років тому +2

      RageJoona Oh hi there! :D Damn I need to watch your two newest reviews. I somehow totally missed them D:

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 7 років тому +3

      Nitromian it was doomed from the start

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 7 років тому +3

      Nitromian it was doomed from the start

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 7 років тому +71

    Universal should have done this Monster/Dark Universe in similar fashion to the tv-show ''Penny Dreadful''.As a drak,gritty,atmospheric,gothic horror-drama,set in Victorian England or maybe after WW I,with more emphasis on characters,*not* as a Michael Bay/Roland Emmerich style CGI-fest.

    • @ZombyMammoth
      @ZombyMammoth 4 роки тому +4

      James should review Penny Dreadful

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 роки тому +2

      But that requires woooorrrrrk...! 😢

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 7 років тому +698

    Mission Impossible: Edge of Jack Reacher Interview with the Mummy

    •  7 років тому +2

      Tadicuslegion78 literally

    • @mono631
      @mono631 7 років тому +6

      War of the Worlds actually got pretty good reviews. Don't know why it was so hated by some people.

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 7 років тому +2

      in oblivion

    • @frozenaorta
      @frozenaorta 7 років тому +8

      Top Mum

    • @hamsteaks5541
      @hamsteaks5541 7 років тому +11

      Tadicuslegion78 Mission Impossible 69: Edge of Jack Reaches Her Behind.

  • @NJBoden
    @NJBoden 7 років тому +131

    Movies aren't lacking budget, but they are sure lacking heart. Like how they had when I was growing up in the 90s and hell even before.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 роки тому +3

      They lack brains.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 роки тому +7

      @@handsomebrick They lack both. A decline in the arts shows a societal decline.

    • @benmalsky9834
      @benmalsky9834 Місяць тому

      @@dubuyajay9964Sounds like whoever says that is bitter. I don’t believe in that mindset.

    • @benmalsky9834
      @benmalsky9834 Місяць тому

      @@dubuyajay9964It’s not the arts or society that’s declining, it’s you who’s becoming more cynical and bitter.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Місяць тому

      @@benmalsky9834 Sure, because "Skibidi Toilet" just screams "high art."

  • @mulkytool
    @mulkytool 7 років тому +93

    subtlety is completely lost on people right now, everything has to be massively overdone.

  • @joeyk3134
    @joeyk3134 4 роки тому +85

    When you make a movie so bad it cancels an entire series

  • @VeggieGamer
    @VeggieGamer 7 років тому +274

    "If you are going to do it, make it good" - Great advice Mike..

    • @AnthonyAPerez
      @AnthonyAPerez 6 років тому +1

      I can’t stand his unmeasured take on things, honestly lol James keeps the balance

    • @Kpopforlife1995
      @Kpopforlife1995 5 років тому

      Si no vas a hacer las cosas bien mejor ni las hagas

  • @eMJay1985
    @eMJay1985 7 років тому +67

    Van Helsing with Jackman was better than this? holy Shit...

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 6 років тому +12

      Yeah at least Stephen summers had the right idea.

  • @alexl.4362
    @alexl.4362 7 років тому +972

    I will take the 2000s Mummy over this.

    • @theshadowman1398
      @theshadowman1398 7 років тому +8

      Alex Lopresti
      I have that one on Laserdisc

    • @alexl.4362
      @alexl.4362 7 років тому +4

      The Shadow Man I have both on Firestick.

    • @sodadrinker89
      @sodadrinker89 7 років тому +36

      It was cheesy fun.

    • @alexl.4362
      @alexl.4362 7 років тому +53

      pottman101 Actually entertaining to watch.

    • @diablofdb
      @diablofdb 7 років тому +72

      I loved the 2000s Mummy movies because I grew up as a kid with the Indianna Jones and it had the same vibes

  • @junglejamesie
    @junglejamesie 7 років тому +40

    "Can't we ever just stop? These movies don't need to happen." Nail on head....

  • @wanpakudanpu
    @wanpakudanpu 7 років тому +878

    0:40. "It's not good." end of review. lol

    • @robotturkey2929
      @robotturkey2929 7 років тому +16

      5:45 frames it better

    • @wanpakudanpu
      @wanpakudanpu 7 років тому +11

      hahaha.... so 0:40 for James, 5:45 for Mike

    • @marmcd2003
      @marmcd2003 7 років тому +2

      I'll stop at 5:44 then, thanks.

    • @nik700
      @nik700 7 років тому +6

      10:13
      "Van Helsing as better than this" is also a nice review

    • @CTKaraokeQueen
      @CTKaraokeQueen 7 років тому +6

      *also throw in league of extraordinary gentlemen as a guilty pleasure* Just watch Penny Dreadful if you want an intriguing take on monsters :) Love it to death!

  • @JapanskNinja
    @JapanskNinja 7 років тому +50

    Victor Frankenstein was kinda neat! Different take and they didn't switch genre. That's probably one of the best modern "Universal Monster-films".

    • @carbootstudios2459
      @carbootstudios2459 6 років тому +10

      That one was technically made by 20th Century Fox, not Universal. But still, your point.

    • @prestonyates8003
      @prestonyates8003 5 років тому +4

      Radcliffe and McAvoy had such great chemistry.

    • @AwesomeDudeFrankie
      @AwesomeDudeFrankie 5 років тому +7

      I enjoyed the Wolfman Period piece movie that came out in like 2010? Was pretty good

    • @brettsmith5903
      @brettsmith5903 4 роки тому +2

      @@AwesomeDudeFrankie was that the one with benecio deltoro and Anthony Hopkins? I enjoyed it.

  • @eternalkick
    @eternalkick 7 років тому +279

    I had a feeling this movie would flop

    • @Barsabus
      @Barsabus 7 років тому +31

      Eternal Kick everyone did

    • @MrFrapsxiv
      @MrFrapsxiv 7 років тому +2

      LoL, the producers and executives didn't =P

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 7 років тому +4

      6 screen writers of course it will flop

    • @deztroyer76
      @deztroyer76 7 років тому +2

      Eternal Kick It just came out today. How is it a flop?

    • @andrewtaylor940
      @andrewtaylor940 7 років тому +5

      deztroyer76 tracking puts it at barely hitting $30 million for the weekend. That's a flop for an obscene budget franchise movie. They likely didn't even make back Tom Cruises salary.

  • @Jeffrey314159
    @Jeffrey314159 6 років тому +17

    In the 2017 film : THE MUMMY, Tom Cruise plays Nick Morton - - a character that is shallow, self-absorbed, self-seeking, unethical, and vain. In other words Tom Cruise plays himself ;-)

  • @gyloir
    @gyloir 7 років тому +212

    Why did they even say they were going to go back to the horror roots? Was a flat out lie and you could tell from the trailers exactly what they were going for.
    Cheap action
    Cheap cgi
    no horror elements at all.

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 7 років тому +19

      They also said their focus was to make good standalone movies and not just big trailers for the next trailer... Lies

    • @sandiman21
      @sandiman21 7 років тому +8

      But they had the stock "woman scream" in the trailer! That counts for horror, right? Lol

    • @lildominator2953
      @lildominator2953 7 років тому +8

      crapvile "devils avocado" 😂

    • @WeirdEdz
      @WeirdEdz 7 років тому

      ThePainTrain King Kong Vs Godzilla works and this could have worked too if they set it up right

    • @LibraGamesUnlimited
      @LibraGamesUnlimited 7 років тому +1

      I'm not sure major studios understand what horror movies are anymore. I think they think this is what horror movies are.

  • @LukeDodge916
    @LukeDodge916 7 років тому +42

    This breaks my heart. I wanted this new cinematic U to work... sounds like it will not get another chance. #WellAlwaysHaveMonsterSquad

  • @ryanwilhite
    @ryanwilhite 7 років тому +24

    James' face on the thumbnail says it all.

  • @zogmorp
    @zogmorp 7 років тому +29

    Assembly line movie making with no singular creative vision aimed at the lowest attention span and broadest audience. Fast Food Film.

  • @JoelandtheBots
    @JoelandtheBots 7 років тому +20

    I really wouldn't mind seeing James re-review the classic monster films alongside Mike with a more in depth approach like this.

  • @gyga100
    @gyga100 7 років тому +139

    if Universal had this idea of shared universe earlier,we could have a brandon fraser mummy crossover with hugh jackman van hellsing...........

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 7 років тому +24

      That would've been awesome!

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 7 років тому +23

      All those movies had a great sense of adventure and fun. I would gladly take Van Helsing over a lot of the colorless drecks we're getting now.

    • @gyga100
      @gyga100 7 років тому +1

      thats is true

    • @yksnimus
      @yksnimus 7 років тому +5

      van helsing had the coolest werewolf ever. I enjoyed the movie.

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 7 років тому +1

      yksnimus Absolutely! Still unmatched!

  • @PowerKegGreg
    @PowerKegGreg 7 років тому +138

    Mike and James: "Usually you can tell how a movie is gonna be by the trailer."
    Me: Exactly
    *Turns and glares at Ghostsbusters 2016*

    • @PowerKegGreg
      @PowerKegGreg 7 років тому

      Don't worry. I've yet to see it.

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 7 років тому +5

      Stiffy John Poor b8 m8.

    • @ALEXGIBSONCMG
      @ALEXGIBSONCMG 7 років тому

      0/8

    • @NeoSaturos123
      @NeoSaturos123 7 років тому +2

      The usual opinion about hostbusters 2016 appears to be that it's passable, about 6/10 or so. Not bad at all, not good at all, just ok.

    • @TheSeptet
      @TheSeptet 6 років тому +3

      @@NeoSaturos123 Bill Murray liked it, so there's that. I had a good time. It was about as good as Ghostbusters 2, in my opinion.

  • @cineflixx.comwatchmoviehd9641
    @cineflixx.comwatchmoviehd9641 7 років тому +65

    Nothing quite comes together in this crazy mix of action, jokes, ancient curses and the undead, and even Tom Cruise's star power can't glue the thing together.

    • @AlexanderSimic
      @AlexanderSimic 5 років тому +2

      Tom has no starpower. Second i saw him i lost all intrest in watching it

  • @eduardmazilescu3846
    @eduardmazilescu3846 7 років тому +238

    in my opinion the shared universe is a good idea, but of course the movies have to be good

    • @Trainy2
      @Trainy2 7 років тому +10

      Without a good script and a competent director, there's not much that can be done.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 7 років тому +7

      Bossu Hotilor I honestly dont know what the point is or whate they are trying to achieve with a monster shared universe like what the hell they want to DO with them.
      besides we already got goosebumps wich is already an entertaining film filled with classic monsters (from the books that is)

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 7 років тому +4

      Yep. I was excited for a shared universe when Untold released. It has potential

    • @caiosoares2834
      @caiosoares2834 7 років тому +10

      i these days i had an idea of a "SNK cinematic universe", i think it's a good idea. (i am brazillian, i don't know very much about it).

    • @LibraGamesUnlimited
      @LibraGamesUnlimited 7 років тому +7

      No, it's not a bad idea, it's just not being done really well. Not sure opening with the Mummy was a smart move nor was writing it with the intent of it being a shared universe, it really should be more organic.
      I really think it should've been told from the POV of a group of monster hunters and maybe start with a movie about them.

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 7 років тому +22

    "Let's take the premise of the movie bomb League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and make a blockbuster cinematic universe out of it!"
    -Brilliant movie exec

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 3 роки тому

      LoEG wasn't bad though. Sean Connery was cool

  • @phillytheflyerable
    @phillytheflyerable 7 років тому +165

    The mummy impossible

    • @EurynomeEclipse13
      @EurynomeEclipse13 7 років тому +24

      That's a nice name I love it Rated R for Retarded

  • @NaughtyBlog
    @NaughtyBlog 7 років тому +7

    The 1999 Branden Fraser mummy is a childhood gem for me! I love the classics but I saw those when I was an adult, I grew up with Fraser yelling at mummies 😀

  • @frankyramone
    @frankyramone 7 років тому +42

    James, Guillermo Del Toro is scheduled to direct a Frankenstein movie for Universal. Whenever it happens Doug Jones is going to be the monster. I think it'll be great. Del Toro has immense respect for the originals and we know he knows how to make a good movie.

    • @ljones121
      @ljones121 7 років тому +3

      Franky Ramone hopefully del toro will be busy beforehand​ filming at the mountains​ of madness so that a true master of horror can be seen on the big screen big budget

    • @Noname-ut1ye
      @Noname-ut1ye 7 років тому

      Franky Ramone some guy named Javier Bardem is already cast as the Frankenstein monster.

    • @ljones121
      @ljones121 7 років тому

      Andrew Anstrom damn that sucks

    • @ljones121
      @ljones121 7 років тому +1

      Andrew Anstrom you can kinda see Cthulhu if you watch the silent call of Cthulhu film from the HP Lovecraft historical society

    • @Noname-ut1ye
      @Noname-ut1ye 7 років тому +2

      GhostFreeman The universe was doomed as soon as they said action over horror. I'd rather the universe be scrapped entirely to maintain the original movie series magic. Do it right or don't do it at all.

  • @ramenbowlproductions9479
    @ramenbowlproductions9479 7 років тому +14

    I knew this was going yo suck when they released the mummy's 2nd trailer. The mummy is supposed to be a horror! Not an action. Even the 1999 mummy got this right.

  • @Trainy2
    @Trainy2 7 років тому +20

    I hope this bombs. Don't reward them for treating the audience like morons.

  • @nathanbellic767
    @nathanbellic767 7 років тому +11

    1999' s "The Mummy" was a great action/ horror remake.
    I'll wait the Home-Video to see this one

  • @deanspanos8210
    @deanspanos8210 7 років тому +264

    Needs more Brandon Frasier. Or maybe not.

    • @hellogoato
      @hellogoato 7 років тому +46

      La-Z Rider No Fraser, no watch. This was the role our boy needed to help unfuck his shit, and it was so heinously swept out from under him by an overrated lunatic Scientologist.

    • @truwho82
      @truwho82 7 років тому +3

      Loruxz25 +1,000,000

    • @Roboterpunk
      @Roboterpunk 7 років тому

      La-Z Rider It needs more John Hannah and Rachel Weisz

    • @Buraz93
      @Buraz93 7 років тому +9

      Well guys, Fraser had a really bad back injury and he can't do these kind of action movies anymore, that's one of the reasons he isn't around, but yeah would love him to make a comeback, too bad his career got fucked up, loved him in Mummy!

    • @almostalways
      @almostalways 7 років тому +10

      He's dead on the inside, he now has the charisma of a dead fish. I am so sad for him in a non-sarcastic way. Watch his more recent interviews and you'll understand.

  • @MyScorpion42
    @MyScorpion42 7 років тому +78

    I'll have to agree with Mike here: Rehashing is not only poison for originality, but it destroys the legacy of the originals and obscures them even more to the average movie-goer.

    • @nicholasperl
      @nicholasperl 7 років тому +7

      MyScorpion42 If you want to remake a classic, at least make it worth watching.

    • @leonkenedy2988
      @leonkenedy2988 7 років тому +3

      Exactly, at least they have to tried something new in the remake and make it worth watching. The way they switch the antagonist role around in this Mummy movie is a welcome change in pace. But they have to ruin it with their incompetent mind.

    • @daltonwilliams1723
      @daltonwilliams1723 6 років тому +2

      That's ludicrous. If it really is that bad people just forget about the new one and keep watching the original.
      Making a bad reinvention doesn't "destroy it's legacy". You tried, ya failed. Learn from the past and try again

  • @patrickmartinez4571
    @patrickmartinez4571 7 років тому +40

    I can't totally hate reboots and remakes -- Sure you get a lot of trash, but Dredd? I'm glad Dredd exists.
    Oh, is Tom Cruise the Wolfman?

    • @ShadowKamehameha32
      @ShadowKamehameha32 7 років тому +16

      Dredd is a remake that was needed, considering that the only cinematic representation before it was the campy, cheesy, cliché, Judge Dredd.

  • @radelta
    @radelta 7 років тому +24

    Mike "ITS TIME TO STOP!"

  • @Deep_Armageddon
    @Deep_Armageddon 7 років тому +94

    Am I the ONLY one that watched the trailer, saw/heard Tom Cruise's terrible over the top scream when he is tossing about in the C-130, and immediately thought "nope"???

    • @superkamiguru4615
      @superkamiguru4615 7 років тому +10

      Nicholas Sainburg hahaha no I thought the same thing even burst out laughing when I saw the trailer in the theatre

    • @caiosoares2834
      @caiosoares2834 7 років тому +3

      Nicholas Sainburg still sad for the scream doesn't turned into a Meme

    • @willeiler5210
      @willeiler5210 7 років тому +1

      He sounded like someone clipped his nards

    • @wcw2793
      @wcw2793 7 років тому +4

      Nicholas Sainburg Nope. Soon as I heard him and Alex Kurtzman were involved I refused to see it in theaters.

    • @dannyp2970
      @dannyp2970 6 років тому +4

      Tom Cruise is a plight on movies. Almost every movie he is in turns to shit sooner than you can say Cruuuise. The guy is just incredibly irritating to me, he personifies the idea of an actor with a planet sized ego.

  • @matthewgleason7495
    @matthewgleason7495 6 років тому +6

    The Monster Squad and Van Helsing are fantastic and there's no reason we couldn't have more movies like that.

  • @caldaith
    @caldaith 7 років тому +121

    The problem is Money, it kills the soul. Of anything. Music, Movies, People.. Name any thing that is connected to large amounts of money that Doesnt turn sour. When you do your arts/work out of love and respect. You get good results. When you do it for money, you have sold your soul.

    • @DrakeKesda
      @DrakeKesda 7 років тому +1

      Kim Pettersson very well said. just had to appreciate your penchant for a poetic summary.

    • @magentas6467
      @magentas6467 7 років тому +1

      That's... very, very deep.

    • @majordbag2
      @majordbag2 7 років тому +9

      I half agree, I think money doesn't kill the soul, it just dulls it. It turns what could be incredible and awesome into something forgettable and mediocre.
      The thing about the Mummy is while it's bombing in the US, it killing in China so odds are Universal will keep making these movies.

    • @pepelemacho
      @pepelemacho 7 років тому +2

      IDK man give me some money and I will tell you

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 7 років тому +1

      Avatar was expensive and so was Jurassic Park, both didn't suck at all.

  • @LullabyeLaura
    @LullabyeLaura 5 років тому +11

    When it's the end of 2019 and the bride of Frankenstein movie didn't come out

    • @computerkid1416
      @computerkid1416 2 роки тому

      They cancelled the entire Dark Universe because of how badly this flopped.

  • @no_nameyouknow
    @no_nameyouknow 7 років тому +20

    James said it in a nice way. There is a reason to retell stories, it keeps the stories fresh for new generations. Now, sometimes it's done well, sometimes it's done poorly.

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod 7 років тому +3

    I know James is not a fan of point-and-click games, but whenever I hear him talk about the Universal monsters I keep thinking he should play Hollywood Monsters.
    Maybe with a guide at hand to solve the moon logic puzzles, but he would get all the references, like when they say that the Mummy and Frankenstein's monster look alike, which is a reference to Boris Karloff playing both characters.
    The only problem is that it apparently only came out in Spain and Italy (which is a shame, since it's one of my alltime favourite games in the genere), but I think you can play with English subtitles.

  • @holycowrap
    @holycowrap 7 років тому +176

    I think we all knew from the trailers that this movie was going to be fucking terrible

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 7 років тому +2

      Kurtzman's gonna fuck evrything up. He had his fingers in a lot recent "worst films ever". From Transformers 2, The amazing spiderman 2, Star trek 2(Into darkness), etc.

    • @sandiman21
      @sandiman21 7 років тому +10

      It just looked so bland! Why bother with something that looks like it'd fit in with as a DC movie? In fact, the mummy woman reminds me of the Enchantress from Suicide Squad.

    • @leandromafe
      @leandromafe 7 років тому +4

      I dunno, it definetely showed a lot of the signs of a bad movie, but I had to watch the trailer many times because I went to the movies so much these past few weeks and I always thought: this looks like it's gonna be shit, but if they play their cards right, it has potential. These days trailers are not representative of movies anymore.

    • @thatcomicnerd3354
      @thatcomicnerd3354 7 років тому

      sandiman21 DC movie? Dude DC's on a role right now because of Wonder Woman, so not even the Mummy fits in. This movie would fit with the other bad monster remakes (wolf man 2010, Dracula untold, etc.)

    • @Nazgul_Rex
      @Nazgul_Rex 7 років тому +2

      Homzilla Being on a roll requires making more than one pretty good movie after another, but if DC plays their cards right maybe they will be on a roll.

  • @James_F_Ewart
    @James_F_Ewart 4 роки тому +5

    Tom Cruise ran away so fast, the entire Dark Universe collapses.

  • @roseBlight13
    @roseBlight13 7 років тому +6

    I really like the set up for these reviews, it's like if Siskel and Ebert had good opinions.

  • @BradleyWilloughby
    @BradleyWilloughby 7 років тому +9

    James and Mike, have you all seen "House of the Wolfman?"

  • @lucara
    @lucara 7 років тому +30

    Mike is absolutly right. I'm so sick of all these reboots and remakes and sequels. Give me something new for fuck sake.

  • @EpoxyMuffin
    @EpoxyMuffin 5 років тому +9

    Van Helsing was a very underrated movie. If it had been released a few years later if would have done much better.
    Nearly a perfect Universal Monsters Movie, I honestly wouldn't mind a re-tooled remake of Van Helsing at some point. It could have easily led to a whole cinematic universe.

  • @popc5245
    @popc5245 7 років тому +9

    I love when Mike and James disagree, they are so classy about it.

  • @johnnyace2396
    @johnnyace2396 7 років тому +62

    I thought this was called "The Mommy" and included MILF's. Big letdown.

  • @petedarkangelo2229
    @petedarkangelo2229 7 років тому +11

    it's sad that the Mummy movies with The Rock are better

  • @gabrielabramoff3270
    @gabrielabramoff3270 7 років тому +11

    "hhHHUUAAAAaaAAAAAUUGHH", Tom Cruise after negative reviews

  • @MidwestVillain_Z
    @MidwestVillain_Z 7 років тому +8

    their faces in the thumbnail tell em everything I need to know

  • @briguy9915
    @briguy9915 7 років тому +182

    Wait, James liked a movie about a woman? I thought after last summers review of Ghostbusters, everyone said he was sexist. I think everyone owes you an apology.

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 7 років тому +56

      Nobody cares about them idiots anyway.

    • @helmaschine1885
      @helmaschine1885 7 років тому +63

      Brian That was a reactionary witch hunt by people who. weren't even fans.

    • @VierthalerStudios
      @VierthalerStudios 7 років тому +32

      It wasn't because it was an all female cast why he didn't wanna watch it, he just thought the new Ghostbusters just didn't look good and he didn't wanna give them his money. Simple as that.

    • @rocketcon
      @rocketcon 7 років тому +28

      Brian What review? He refused to watch it. That's why the negative reaction toward James was so ridiculous, as he never said anything bad about the reboot. He simply had no interest in seeing it.

  • @LostUtopiaFilms
    @LostUtopiaFilms 7 років тому +9

    Honestly haven't cared for any of the Mummy films I've seen including the very original, so I'm already eh on this. I'm just waiting for another creature from the black lagoon.

    • @BazookaTooth707
      @BazookaTooth707 7 років тому +2

      Lost Utopia Films
      You sir earned a sub lol

  • @MitchellMBird
    @MitchellMBird 7 років тому +3

    Why the fuck is it so hard to make a decent movie these days? Nothing will beat the classic The Mummy or even the classics period.

  • @Grim2
    @Grim2 7 років тому +11

    "make them look authentic"
    Careful what you wish for, James. Hollywoods sense of authenticity boils down to pepper spraying it with shitload of cynicism. What you'd get wouldn't be a love letter to the classics, but a hour and a half long "This shit was lame and stupid and people who liked it are stupid and lame too".

  • @mikecaraffa9891
    @mikecaraffa9891 7 років тому +12

    monster squad is probably what they plan on building up to, like marvel and the avengers. I LOVE the idea but as Mike said, "if you're gonna do it, do it well." lol

  • @DobrieLov
    @DobrieLov 7 років тому +8

    I wonder what these guys think of Penny Dreadful. :P

  • @LilJz1234
    @LilJz1234 7 років тому +3

    I hope they continue this Dark Universe. Just with better movies from now on. I know I'm not the only one who wants a very well done movie with all the Universal monsters together in one big blockbuster movie, so I seriously hope that Holywood get their shit together and make it happen with decently done movies.

  • @oldclaywest
    @oldclaywest 7 років тому +26

    In theater I thought I was watching Michael Jackson "THRILLER" The mummies were break dancing.

  • @TimTE01
    @TimTE01 7 років тому +3

    Let's just be clear: Universal already did this.
    Granted, the Continuity is a bit iffy at times in the Dracula-Wolfman-Frankenstein Films, but they are all connected.

  • @trollshamanpwnage
    @trollshamanpwnage 7 років тому +57

    Mike: "Yadda yadda yadda"
    James: (waiting for a valid criticism)
    this video.

  • @therealnothingtoseehere
    @therealnothingtoseehere 5 років тому +5

    The official "umm" count:
    Mike: 12
    James: 33
    Not what I was expecting.

  • @apostlecat8284
    @apostlecat8284 7 років тому +68

    I'd take the scorpion king over this....

    • @andrewtaylor940
      @andrewtaylor940 7 років тому +27

      Apostle Cat at least the Scorpion King is a fun guilty pleasure movie. This isn't and never will be that

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 7 років тому

      NYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!

  • @AubreyTheKing
    @AubreyTheKing 7 років тому +1

    The actor who played The Invisible Man in the original had an amazing voice for the role!! Even James admitted it in his review!
    That guy had a great voice! As much as I love Johnny Deep, I don't think he'll out beat the original actor who was the Invisible Man.

  • @Nathidraws
    @Nathidraws 7 років тому +7

    4:55 Mike, you gonna finish your sentence? xD

  • @kahaole123456
    @kahaole123456 7 років тому +1

    Quality in everything you make! Keep it up, guys. I saw a lot of reviews about this movie, attempting to find something I missed in this awful Cruise flick... and definitely, you were the best!

  • @TheHero136
    @TheHero136 7 років тому +15

    "None of these people are bad actors, just the script."
    Cough cough Hayden Christensen cough cough.

  • @atari2600b
    @atari2600b 7 років тому +1

    I'm not even watching your film reviews anymore (I just ignore everything new & wait for true hype or history decide), but you're mastering the thumbnails-- needs moar 'the nerd' facial expressions

  • @pathosis
    @pathosis 7 років тому +12

    The only good 'Universal Monsters' crossovers were the Abbot and Costello flicks😛

    • @EpicMickey777
      @EpicMickey777 6 років тому

      pathosis well no. Not just that. There was also House of Frankenstein and House of Dracula.

  • @johnclavis
    @johnclavis 7 років тому +2

    LMAO 14:05 "It kind of took things from An American Werewolf in London, did you notice that?" (Blank stare. Cut to different part of conversation. ) One has to wonder what was cut out...

    • @julianbufarull7602
      @julianbufarull7602 4 роки тому

      Lol I just noticed that, why did they cut out?🤔🤔

  • @manpower386ify
    @manpower386ify 7 років тому +40

    I decided NOT to see this before seeing this video

  • @JMBoote1
    @JMBoote1 7 років тому +1

    One of the reasons I adore the 1999+ Mummy movies are because they actually set them in roughly the same era as the original Universal Mummy movies (the 1999 Mummy taking place in the mid 1920's, The Mummy Returns being set in the early 1930's, and Tomb of the Dragon Emperor in the 1940's). With this new movie, they just made it the present-day, which is really tiring to see in updated classics, where they just set it in the present time. It's not only bad, but it lacks any sort of identity.

  • @timsevigney4036
    @timsevigney4036 7 років тому +21

    Just stop coping Marvel's success. DC is the closest in my opinion... Wonder Woman was bad ass, Suicide Squad was crap but enjoyable and re-watchable, Batman V Superman wasnt great but had some of the most bad ass moments in a superhero film ever, and Man of Steel was my 2nd favorite Superman film to date... This movie did NOTHING for me.

    • @allanavalos4379
      @allanavalos4379 7 років тому

      Tim Sevigney agreed

    • @carbootstudios2459
      @carbootstudios2459 6 років тому +1

      I think Legendary's & Toho's MonsterVerse is doing well.

    • @idurisu930
      @idurisu930 5 років тому +1

      The one that might to marvel is definitely the Monsterverse

  • @JAFOpty
    @JAFOpty 7 років тому +1

    this is the one review I was waiting about the Mummy. I started watching the originals because of James.

  • @adamg4912
    @adamg4912 7 років тому +6

    I agree with Mike but he could be more articulate.

  • @AngerOfTheLand
    @AngerOfTheLand 4 роки тому +1

    As a castlvania/ghostbusters/monster loving kid... i was happy the monster universe was coming back. Sucks that they pissed it away. Luke Evans as Dracula was cool. Wanted to know what trapped that ancient vampire in the mountain...who he was... Judas? Old Egyptian... Damnnnn!!!!

  • @MILLERTRANSCENDENT
    @MILLERTRANSCENDENT 7 років тому +5

    Listen to Iced Earth' "Horror Show"

  • @mountnstream
    @mountnstream 5 років тому +1

    February 14, 2019 has just passed. That Bride of Frankenstein movie sure was great!/s It's kinda funny watching reviews of movies like this way later, knowing the goals they had in mind not coming to fruition.

  • @daveF1993
    @daveF1993 7 років тому +13

    Movies are made for money now, not for entertainment.

    • @AGrayPhantom
      @AGrayPhantom 7 років тому +1

      All movies are made for money. Old movie were made for money, too. It's only recently that movies have been accepted as an art form.

  • @cjames22dox
    @cjames22dox 7 років тому +2

    Nah Depp is down for anything seriously, Willy fucking Wonka, anything

  • @Katianie9
    @Katianie9 7 років тому +7

    5:45 I totally agree with Mike on this.

  • @risingsonseven
    @risingsonseven 7 років тому +1

    Love these movie reviews with you guys, keep doing these reviews!

  • @Northernexposurefan
    @Northernexposurefan 7 років тому +3

    It bombed big time! I hope they don't ruin the legacy anymore. I couldn't even get through the trailer.

  • @LittleJimmy835
    @LittleJimmy835 7 років тому

    Here's how to make a good Universal Monsters movie today.
    *Step 1:* Hire Guillermo del Toro.
    *Step 2:* Give him full creative control over the script, filming and final cut.
    *Step 3:* Make it a one off. Don't force him to shoehorn in references to "Set Up" the cinematic universe.
    *Step 4:* When it's a success, repeat steps one through four again with another movie.

  • @dmitrikhutko7729
    @dmitrikhutko7729 7 років тому +9

    Holy shit, I just watched Bubba Ho Tep with my buddy yesterday, it is an awesome movie, watch it instead of this piece of caca-dookie!

  • @IntheL1ght
    @IntheL1ght 4 роки тому +1

    They should have made it darker. A horror and adventure movie series where they crossover. But not in a comicbookie way.

  • @joeyk3134
    @joeyk3134 7 років тому +32

    this mummy was extremely guilty of doing all the stereotypical female villain moves

    • @B0st0nBru1ns
      @B0st0nBru1ns 7 років тому

      Like what?

    • @lemonslice2233
      @lemonslice2233 7 років тому +1

      Yeah, that "Mirror, mirror on the wall" scene was atrocious.

  • @BamboLord
    @BamboLord 7 років тому +2

    I really like what James said about how the Universal monsters should be retold to every generation. Something about showing young people what was considered great at one point is heartwarming to me.

    • @BamboLord
      @BamboLord 7 років тому +1

      Although to be fair, those original great things never disappear, so why would you have to actually remake things? Maybe just letting new people take their part in doing it? Like, let newer actors have their chance at least lol. I dunno

  • @marcov4190
    @marcov4190 7 років тому +4

    100% with Mike! the movie is terrible...

  • @austins.2495
    @austins.2495 3 роки тому +2

    Honestly this movie sounds pretty cool

  • @rafibrown8779
    @rafibrown8779 7 років тому +3

    Remakes are destroying cinema!! Hollywood please stop...

  • @jimmykrabclaw5732
    @jimmykrabclaw5732 7 років тому +2

    I really like 2010's Wolfman. I wish they would of kept that tone.

    • @chadtronic9654
      @chadtronic9654 3 роки тому

      it was ok.
      The problem I had was it was way too dark in every scene...I had to turn up my brightness.
      I also just kept seeing Hopkins as Hannibal.

  • @yusofjimi2103
    @yusofjimi2103 7 років тому +4

    Mission Imposible : The Mommy

  • @TomBoss123
    @TomBoss123 7 років тому

    I love the thumbnail. James is like "what the fuck is this movie" and Mike is like "told ya".

  • @fancy-payne
    @fancy-payne 7 років тому +17

    #NotMyTheMummy

  • @mikekemp9877
    @mikekemp9877 5 років тому +1

    what i cant fathom is that they tried this new universe effort after the mummy.van helsing the big monster rally and the wolfman came out and van helsing was even part of the same tattooed monster hunting cult /protector group that rick in the mummy was nicked from indy and the grail! the wolfman and van helsing were flops very expensive flops so the universe was rejected why did they think this mish mash would bring em flooding in?

  • @judjudson4399
    @judjudson4399 7 років тому +17

    Please watch Captain underpants.

  • @samd2013
    @samd2013 7 років тому +1

    The Mummy 1999 and The Mummy Returns are 2 of my favorite films.