Selfish Mom Heckler Gets Owned - Steve Hofstetter

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  • Selfish Mom Heckler Gets Owned - Steve Hofstetter (Heckler doesn't stand a chance)
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    Attention moms and dads. A woman interrupted material about how parents think they're special to tell someone why she was special because she had kids. Whoops.
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  • @stevehofstetter
    @stevehofstetter  3 роки тому +83

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    • @mac7083
      @mac7083 2 роки тому

      Great job mate. You absolutely OWNED that Karen!

    • @JoseRodriguez-sj1ld
      @JoseRodriguez-sj1ld Рік тому +2

      How do you fail so miserably at being funny when it's all scripted.

    • @JoseRodriguez-sj1ld
      @JoseRodriguez-sj1ld Рік тому

      @@mac7083 the Karen was owned by him literally. She was paid. To say exactly what she said so that he can then say what he has already written. It's not stand up or crowd work it's a pathetic attempt by a pathetic little man at being funny.

    • @JoseRodriguez-sj1ld
      @JoseRodriguez-sj1ld Рік тому

      You're such a poor excuse for a comedian. If you have any respect for the art you would crawl back into your parents crawl space and stay there. 1 yr per every staged hackel. Piss poor comedian.

    • @scooby45247
      @scooby45247 Рік тому

      "having" a child is what triggered her..
      "making" a child would work and clarify the difference between conception and delivery..
      think she meant delivery of child in which case, Steve you would agree youre wrong so next time, lets be clear about which aspect of sperm/ egg intro we are talking about..

  • @SirKoraxRaxkor
    @SirKoraxRaxkor 8 років тому +1999

    That chick got fucking annihilated. He hit her so hard her next kid is going to be born embarrassed.

    • @leonablackwell1314
      @leonablackwell1314 8 років тому +9

      Lmao ikr

    • @louieis1337
      @louieis1337 8 років тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @sh0g0kawada
      @sh0g0kawada 8 років тому +2

      +Sir Korax While I agree in theory, that bitch sounded like she was in her sixties so I wouldn't count on it lol

    • @dkny9954
      @dkny9954 8 років тому +1

      +sh0g0kawada that could have been your mom, sister, relative, or friend. Great job on the groupthink mentality, young fella. =)

    • @dkny9954
      @dkny9954 8 років тому +1

      well there was a clause that included Lannister protection...

  • @ExperiMentalDon
    @ExperiMentalDon 5 років тому +2397

    "Parents walk around like having a kid makes you special, and that's not true. Raising a good kid, that makes you special." Real shit right there.

  • @liambruso6307
    @liambruso6307 8 років тому +1197

    That low key middle finger though, lol

    • @GurifonDensetsu
      @GurifonDensetsu 8 років тому +17

      Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed...

    • @AlfredBermuda
      @AlfredBermuda 8 років тому +20

      So sly. Was it unconscious?

    • @thecrow9026
      @thecrow9026 8 років тому +13

      Lol i am glad I wasn't the only one thinking that. I was like maybe I am just overthinking this Lol.

    • @J.D....
      @J.D.... 8 років тому +12

      It may not have been a conscious decision. Body language has a tendecy to show our emotions more than we want to.

    • @benjaminchappell2395
      @benjaminchappell2395 7 років тому +3

      JeppeDanielsen I agree with the science behind this comment but this had to be even slightly conscious

  • @LimLamOfficial
    @LimLamOfficial 5 років тому +2364

    *Never heckle a comedian, they're designed for comebacks.*

    • @Sixsoul
      @Sixsoul 5 років тому +81

      ..or never heckle a comedian because it's performance art you fucking douchebag (not you specifically, just the hypothetical you who had the urge to interrupt a performance)

    • @chocomanger6873
      @chocomanger6873 5 років тому +6

      What happened to Kramer though?

    • @justinmcmanus2772
      @justinmcmanus2772 4 роки тому +6

      @@Sixsoul and you seem the type to heckle lol comment on a post that doesn't need a comment

    • @nihility.
      @nihility. 4 роки тому +12

      @@justinmcmanus2772 Comment on a post in the comment section? Are you daft?

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 4 роки тому +12

      You mean "hackle" right? That's how they say it on the east coast

  • @FriedChckn13
    @FriedChckn13 8 років тому +5944

    Towards the end it looked like you were thinking, "jesus christ she's giving me so much material I don't know where to start"

    • @millerturq4418
      @millerturq4418 8 років тому +25

      lol

    • @Colopty
      @Colopty 8 років тому +121

      +FriedChckn13 "I should give her free tickets to my next show."

    • @__-wm9lu
      @__-wm9lu 8 років тому +13

      Fuck you. You stole this right from Reddit.

    • @samhorne2550
      @samhorne2550 8 років тому +15

      +FriedChckn13 +Steve Hofstetter 1) Yeah, it looks like he was a bit off guard for this easy of a go at it 2) You totally deserve all the news this heckler-destruction is getting, it's fucking awesome. Love to see your vids!

    • @Aristocrafied
      @Aristocrafied 5 років тому +9

      Bitch so dumb she let him walk her right into that football one.. how do you not see that coming!?

  • @stone4070
    @stone4070 7 років тому +872

    "Hold on, I've got this."
    Legend.

  • @ConsoleWars
    @ConsoleWars 8 років тому +4343

    Helicopter bit killed me.

    • @Jejse17
      @Jejse17 8 років тому +22

      +Console Wars RIP

    • @jaredbradburn
      @jaredbradburn 8 років тому

      ZOMBIE!!!

    • @creature3628
      @creature3628 8 років тому +45

      +Console Wars The pilot too.

    • @WarpWorld7
      @WarpWorld7 8 років тому +5

      +Console Wars Yeah, helicopters in trees are deadly. RIP.

    • @AlexMaione07041863
      @AlexMaione07041863 8 років тому +66

      +Console Wars She was taking everything so seriously. "I've never flown a helicopter." "So what?" I'm just sitting there like...does she know what an analogy is?

  • @rickiwright9005
    @rickiwright9005 5 років тому +450

    "I have never flown a helicopter but if I saw one in a tree..." I f'ing lost it. Just awesome.

    • @swanningabout
      @swanningabout 5 років тому +1

      Lost what?

    • @rickiwright9005
      @rickiwright9005 5 років тому +11

      @@swanningabout My composure! I giggled uncontrollably!

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 2 роки тому +3

      @@rickiwright9005 'twas indeed hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

    • @dankmeme682
      @dankmeme682 2 роки тому +1

      @@scottwpilgrim you for real quoting a Loki? Well played

    • @17PAT17
      @17PAT17 27 днів тому

      “Dude fucked up”

  • @magnusbruce4051
    @magnusbruce4051 7 років тому +1938

    Some say she's still applying cold water to those third degree burns.

    • @jovanekiii
      @jovanekiii 5 років тому +2

      Hahahahaha

    • @bloodwolfgaming9269
      @bloodwolfgaming9269 5 років тому +17

      Though in reality, it's never a good idea to apply cold water onto sever burns. It's better to use water that is closer to room temp because the sudden drastic shift from really hot to really cold might actually make the burn worse.
      But still, all the water or aloe in the world would heal those burns she got.

    • @clarenceclarence9529
      @clarenceclarence9529 5 років тому +3

      BloodWolfGaming92 yeah. That was the joke.

    • @612Tiberius
      @612Tiberius 5 років тому +14

      @@bloodwolfgaming9269,
      "... the sudden drastic shift from really hot to really cold might actually make the burn worse."
      And that's EXACTLY what happened to "Red-skin" Mom (see what I did there?).

    • @mr.sophistication1654
      @mr.sophistication1654 5 років тому +1

      So glad you didn't say ice like most people 👍

  • @SevenD4
    @SevenD4 8 років тому +116

    When she interupts him he casually gives her the middle finger for a solid minute with his mic holding hand hahahaha!! Love it.

  • @_CaptainCanada
    @_CaptainCanada 8 років тому +310

    "I was hoping god would stop the pizza!" I fucking lost it

  • @RedDevil-kt2eq
    @RedDevil-kt2eq 4 роки тому +723

    I love how he flips the bird to her at the start while he's holding the mic

  • @jonathangwynne1917
    @jonathangwynne1917 7 років тому +2234

    "Hold on... I got this"
    ROTFLMAO

    • @tobybigs5069
      @tobybigs5069 6 років тому +24

      Jonathan Gwynne i just had a flashback to 2007 and now i dont know where i am

    • @TekCipher
      @TekCipher 6 років тому +16

      Some still say that once those 5 words rolled out, a legend was born.

    • @becarefulwhatyoufish4764
      @becarefulwhatyoufish4764 6 років тому

      He really does

    • @kentonbaird878
      @kentonbaird878 6 років тому +1

      [it was at this moment, she knew she fucked up]

    • @ChrispyCremee
      @ChrispyCremee 5 років тому

      @sshortguy1 c i have found another triggered kid does anybody else wanna take a shot at em

  • @antonk6359
    @antonk6359 8 років тому +972

    Don't heckle good comedians. Good comedy is not easy, and typically requires high intelligence and a quick wit. They'll slay you. Also - you CANNOT win in an argument with a comedian, because you are seen as a humorless spoilsport, no one will be on your side, and even if you have a point, it won't be heeded - because it's all comedy! Unless you insult Islam - then everyone goes uncomfortably quiet and slowly creep away and you wake up next day without a head.

    • @andrebew3548
      @andrebew3548 8 років тому +4

      True

    • @CuriousContent1
      @CuriousContent1 8 років тому

      +Anton K i think you mean waking up with out a body :)

    • @panikk2
      @panikk2 8 років тому +8

      +Risto Jankowski "how in the hell do you wake up dead?"

    • @Lines-In-The-Sand1
      @Lines-In-The-Sand1 8 років тому +6

      +Anton K also, they have a microphone and you don't

    • @dkny9954
      @dkny9954 8 років тому

      +Anton K, if she was more witty she could have thwarted off his comeback.

  • @brayanchavez2917
    @brayanchavez2917 7 років тому +309

    "Hold on I got this" lmao you know that person is about to get thrown into his own coffin

  • @_kijetesantakalu
    @_kijetesantakalu 3 роки тому +124

    The whole parental superiority complex some people get when they have a kid kills me.

  • @maherf768
    @maherf768 8 років тому +470

    that woman got too defensive, she must feel guilty failing at parenting.

    • @dm3402
      @dm3402 5 років тому +25

      Word. Comedy Club, its all for laughs, yet takes it seriously. She must havr multiple children and brags to her friends about how great she is for keeping them alive.

    • @Osprey1994
      @Osprey1994 5 років тому +5

      She was clearly drunk.

    • @ehcmier
      @ehcmier 4 роки тому +3

      @@ivanrodriguez956 Scrolling through the comments, I don't see many people understanding what triggered her. By "having" kids, she thought he was talking about birth, not conception. Like every heckler reacting to a setup, she really should've bit her tongue to see where he was going with it first.

    • @laprinhound9369
      @laprinhound9369 2 роки тому

      @@dm3402 Word. Thats 2 words.
      Entering Failed Comedy town
      Why did the chicken cross the road?
      I dont fu--ing know man!
      whats a seagull that flys over the bay?
      still a seagull dipsh--
      Exiting Failed Comedy Town
      Entering Toxic Comment Town
      YOUR SUCH A LOSER GO [censored because no one deserves to be told this]
      MAN THIS IS A COPIED COMMENT
      Exiting Planet Comment, Would you like to continue the journey to the next country of comment 2?

  • @qwerrewq2
    @qwerrewq2 8 років тому +445

    What makes it even more funny is that she didn't stop. She asked about how manny kids he has had, he makes the pizza joke, and then she asks again! Like, come on lady, you lost. Sit down. The end.

    • @trippic101
      @trippic101 8 років тому +17

      +JellyBeanPanda i think that was him giving her a chance to shut up

    • @Vleaso
      @Vleaso 7 років тому +21

      I like how she just keeps trying, but ends up more embarrassed, and has even more reasons to sit down.

    • @becarefulwhatyoufish4764
      @becarefulwhatyoufish4764 6 років тому +15

      He used to be a kid himself so I’m pretty sure knows what it’s like to deal with them. And adults have kids in their family who are other relatives. People have babysat younger cousins, nieces and nephews, and even kids in their neighborhood... You don’t have to be responsible for the birth of a child to know what it’s like to take care of one.

    • @edd2649
      @edd2649 6 років тому

      I call bullshit. The logic in the analogy is flawed. Still funny though but nice try 😊

    • @stevenmage2961
      @stevenmage2961 6 років тому +1

      In the context of Steve being a comedian and just doing a funny bit, the mother over reacted. His comebacks were funny and again it's in the context of a comedy bit. You're analogy of knowing what it's like to raise a kid is par with Steve's comebacks however no where close to actual understanding. "Knowing" what it's like to take care of a kid is way more than a few hours with family, a weekend, or a baby sitting job. Everyone thinks one way about raising a child until they actually do, then the story is a whole lot different. ;) Either way, the mom should not of spoken out and as a parent and grandparent I thought Steve's comebacks were hysterical.

  • @andrewbowers981
    @andrewbowers981 5 років тому +180

    My favorite part about this heckle is he is able to stay in his material the entire way. The helicopter bit is the next portion of the joke because he talks about parents yelling at him for that exact reason.

  • @ryanhurd8037
    @ryanhurd8037 5 років тому +827

    Judging by her tone she doesn’t sound like a good parent 🤣

    • @spoolindsm127
      @spoolindsm127 4 роки тому +62

      More like she hates being one

    • @debojitrabha2502
      @debojitrabha2502 4 роки тому +37

      She is definitely not a special parent

    • @yabbadabba1975
      @yabbadabba1975 4 роки тому +9

      @@debojitrabha2502 special ed parent

    • @garorade
      @garorade 4 роки тому +29

      yeah boomer, he's litteraly like, "raising a good child makes you special, not having child", then she's admitting that she's not a good paret but wants to be special

    • @rimfire2010
      @rimfire2010 4 роки тому +9

      @@garorade
      now this is just silly, 'ok boomer' or 'yeah boomer' is waaay overused. There's no way to know if this woman is a boomer or gen xer or millennial for that matter (my bet is going to be gen x though). Ppl are just using this phrase because they like the way rolls off the tongue, not because there's any accuracy to it.

  • @justsimon4196
    @justsimon4196 7 років тому +1096

    I want this guy to get a Netflix special, ASAP!

  • @thejordyoshi
    @thejordyoshi 7 років тому +317

    That part about the helicopter was gold.

  • @frerardforever5445
    @frerardforever5445 8 років тому +463

    I wish pizza would just appear at my door by accident.

    • @thebisexualdisaster1738
      @thebisexualdisaster1738 6 років тому +10

      Same tho

    • @bharriman09
      @bharriman09 5 років тому

      Pizza did show up at my house by accident but I was nice enough to tell them they had the wrong address lol. But I think he said order a pizza by accident and no I’ve never done that lmao 😂

    • @c-wrongakas8tanictattooist707
      @c-wrongakas8tanictattooist707 5 років тому

      Lol on that one, it’s pretty much what we have now, the youngest generation is like 90% accidental smh & lmao cuz I dodged having kids quite well and will continue to

    • @raisingwings2913
      @raisingwings2913 5 років тому

      I wouldn't have to call when every time I want to order it

  • @xBloodxFangx
    @xBloodxFangx 6 років тому +289

    "How many children have you had?" -- "Alright well then you dont know anything about children."
    I didn't know that is how knowledge about things works. So, I've never owned a pet lion, does that mean I now know nothing about them? Never gone snorkeling, does that mean I dont know anything about the ocean and the creatures in it?
    I hate the type of parents that make the excuse "Well you dont know anything about kids" just to get away with things. It doesn't take a child expert to see a table of out of control kids and know those kids are terribly misbehaved. Also doesn't take a genius to know how babies are made, you learn that in 5th grade after all. Just because you had a kid doesn't mean you are and expert and everyone else with no kids are morons who must agree with your "vast knowledge" of children.

    • @c-wrongakas8tanictattooist707
      @c-wrongakas8tanictattooist707 4 роки тому +36

      Blue Hunter excellent point, matter of fact I think the LESS children or lack of children you have speaks for your AWARENESS of money, how far it goes, your personal desire to survive and whether or not you are honest with yourself to evaluate if you can AFFORD something or not, like children lol

    • @lafleurstudios
      @lafleurstudios 4 роки тому +36

      I am a certified (by the states of maryland and virginia) child development, care and education expert. It's my actual job title.. never had my own kids.. soo is she gunna say that to me too XD

    • @bubbarat8679
      @bubbarat8679 4 роки тому +14

      I have kids and still don't know everything there is to know about being a good parent , a good parent will know this and try thier best. My kids have grown up to be great adults , so I must have got something right

    • @IDiggPattyMayonnaise
      @IDiggPattyMayonnaise 3 роки тому +9

      @@bubbarat8679 I don't have kids but many of the courses I had to take in nursing school we're about child care and child development. My sister who has 3 kids constantly asks me about child related things. I do routine check ups on them often. I always surprise her with facts that literally no parent really comes across.

    • @slowscopemw2pro
      @slowscopemw2pro 2 роки тому +2

      She even said "if you haven't had any children then waht the hell do you know about pizza". I think she was a special kind of special.

  • @Xolo_too_deadleh
    @Xolo_too_deadleh 7 років тому +217

    anyone else notice he flipped her off too. fucking great

    • @bigfroggy22
      @bigfroggy22 7 років тому +9

      for a good 10-15 seconds

  • @tayzonday
    @tayzonday 8 років тому +160

    It takes a lot of imperfect moments to know how to make the perfect one. Respect!

    • @pippincovington1348
      @pippincovington1348 8 років тому +3

      +TayZonday "making a perfect moment" is a really good way of putting it, Tay! I never thought about it like that.

    • @MrDrunkGFunk
      @MrDrunkGFunk 8 років тому +8

      Thafuq? Tay? You're alive? Its been like 9 years. Good to see you

    • @iamtheconfusion
      @iamtheconfusion 8 років тому +1

      +TayZonday dude your cover of Hellfire is amazing. gave me the chills for sure.

    • @MisterEric
      @MisterEric 8 років тому +4

      +TayZonday Chocolate rain~~~~~!!!

  • @neroitami9318
    @neroitami9318 5 років тому +103

    "Well have you ever played professional football?"
    Sounds of fire crackling increases!

  • @KurtCobainsMicrophone
    @KurtCobainsMicrophone 5 років тому +192

    Hahaha I just got told by some lady on facebook I 'Know nothing about kids' because I don't have any of my own.
    I immediately directed her to this video.

    • @odekay8437
      @odekay8437 5 років тому +15

      +100 Sass Points

    • @c-wrongakas8tanictattooist707
      @c-wrongakas8tanictattooist707 5 років тому +16

      lol yeah shoulda said “ I KNOW ENOUGH NOT TO WANT TO DELIBERATELY MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE “ it’s one I use on em

    • @Darrin.Crawford
      @Darrin.Crawford 4 роки тому +15

      I would have said, "I know everything about kids. I was once one."
      If they come back with, "Yes but you know nothing about raising kids", I say, "Oh yes I do...I know everything my Parents went through when I reached the age of reason."

    • @c-wrongakas8tanictattooist707
      @c-wrongakas8tanictattooist707 4 роки тому +3

      Dukerbud 88 haha no shit...another one I’ve heard before and I’ve glommed onto it is” HAVING KIDS IS COMMITTING FINANCIAL SUICIDE” 😂😜🤪

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 4 роки тому

      I looked at your profile

  • @ia5662
    @ia5662 8 років тому +174

    the subtle middle finger mic hold.....

  • @FunnyOrDie
    @FunnyOrDie 8 років тому +1038

    Juvie made me the man I am today

    • @MatArti
      @MatArti 8 років тому +66

      *subtle middle-fingers with mic*

    • @stevehofstetter
      @stevehofstetter  8 років тому +69

      +Funny Or Die Hey, thanks for the love! Let me know if you want to have the video on Funny or Die, too.

    • @datzit9176
      @datzit9176 8 років тому +12

      please let this man be in one of your videos or write a sketch

    • @rtardbox
      @rtardbox 8 років тому +7

      +Funny Or Die you must be a piece of shit

    • @FrogMellow
      @FrogMellow 8 років тому +3

      +Funny Or Die calm down there edgemaster.

  • @PONYBOYonline
    @PONYBOYonline 8 років тому +24

    That woman's argument is one of my biggest pet peeves, and you see it EVERYWHERE on UA-cam. Whatever the activity may be, the defense to criticism I always see is, "I bet that person can do such activity better than you" or "Let's see you do such activity". As stated in the video, you don't need to be an expert or involved in an activity to have a general understanding of its success or failure.

    • @cosmogreenpaws
      @cosmogreenpaws 8 років тому +4

      Exactly. You don't need to be a world famous chef to know when food tastes terrible.

    • @jamesbond9975
      @jamesbond9975 8 років тому

      +cosmogreenpaws
      _"you don't need to be an expert or involved in an activity to have a general understanding of its success or failure."_
      Well I'm sure there's plenty of woman who disagree when it comes to men and faking orgasms because the guy doesn't know what he's doing.

    • @Lavos2007
      @Lavos2007 8 років тому +2

      +cosmogreenpaws as a gamer since im no professional im often told "well your not pro, so how would you have any idea?"
      buuuut like steve says and like you 2 say...you dont need to have the most experience with something to know or understand it
      im not a good RTS game player like stuff like Starcraft largely cus im not physically capable of the reaction speeds needed...but i understand even the most pro-level strategies, i just cant perform them myself because i dont have that much coordination
      but just because im not a pro apparently i cant POSSIBLY know anything
      thank you both and of course Steve for shining a light on such attitudes because they are incredibly stupid

  • @WrestleGermainia
    @WrestleGermainia 2 роки тому +30

    1:56 the entire delivery of this, the set up, her interjection, and the fact it's not a scripted part of the act makes this probably my all time favorite heckler shutdown. You can hear the bitter defeat in her voice from then on. Absolutely gold

    • @WrestleGermainia
      @WrestleGermainia Рік тому +3

      Like a shitty parent, I check up on this video every year or so to see if it’s still good.
      Looking great! I’m off to get some milk and cigarettes again

  • @CyberPirate2008
    @CyberPirate2008 7 років тому +693

    Damn, that woman got wrecked. Chill out and enjoy the show next time.

    • @baldwinwallace4926
      @baldwinwallace4926 5 років тому +6

      Females are so used to people sucking up to them, that it's nice when they get put in their place. Love this and the Bill Burr / Oprah / "mothers have the most difficult job" bit.

    • @baileymarie215
      @baileymarie215 5 років тому +14

      Baldwin Wallace I don’t want to sound like a feminazi, but that sounded a little sexist. I am not used to anyone “sucking up” to me, nor do I expect it. Plenty of men feel entitled and expect to be treated a certain way, just like some women. Please don’t take this negative attribute and pin it on only the female gender. There are people on both sides that act this way. Have a nice day.

    • @baldwinwallace4926
      @baldwinwallace4926 5 років тому +1

      @@baileymarie215 ... any guy that wants to date you or get in your pants has to suck up to you. Believe me, they don't like you for your personality. They want to screw you and then leave and I'm sure that you already know this deep down.

    • @baileymarie215
      @baileymarie215 5 років тому +14

      Baldwin Wallace no, that’s just you. Sorry to burst your bubble, but plenty of men don’t think that way. You just have a shitty view of women and no emotional depth.

    • @baldwinwallace4926
      @baldwinwallace4926 5 років тому +1

      @@baileymarie215 .. you have already demonstrated that you've got an attitude and are probably a major bitch when you don't get your way. I stand by my comment: no guy is with you because of your personality. I imagine that once they unload on or in you, they are hightailing it for the door -- something that you're probably really used to .. or will be eventually.

  • @GamingStar1995
    @GamingStar1995 8 років тому +46

    This guy gets it. Comedy isn't just about jokes. It's about using logic, but in a fun way, to make people think, then laugh at the clarity of the statement. This guy fking gets it. Finally! Keep Heckling Hecklers, make this guy job easier by pro-reflecting your BS. Keep it up sir, I salute you.

  • @brigetteuili2391
    @brigetteuili2391 8 років тому +55

    His metaphor game is on point.

    • @martycullen1981
      @martycullen1981 8 років тому +4

      +Brigette Uili I think you mean analogy

  • @erikghast3312
    @erikghast3312 6 років тому +29

    This is a masterpiece of owning a heckler. You have my eternal respect Mr. Hofstetter.

  • @AletheAce
    @AletheAce 7 років тому +217

    So right, hate it when people with kids think they deserve privilege and know better about everything

    • @baldwinwallace4926
      @baldwinwallace4926 5 років тому +6

      Nothing will ever change with these selfish, shameless, and irresponsible single-mom whores until the Democrats stop encouraging them to pop out their hoards of illegitimate babies so that the Dems can increase their low-I.Q. and welfare4life voting base.

    • @tdog8429
      @tdog8429 5 років тому +2

      @@ZoeSummers1701A you stupid

    • @robi7017
      @robi7017 5 років тому +25

      Baldwin Wallace Democrats are for birth control and pro-choice. Republicans are against both. Your statement makes no sense.

    • @ClashyMagikarp
      @ClashyMagikarp 5 років тому +2

      r/entitledparents

    • @bambuhboom879
      @bambuhboom879 5 років тому +1

      @@baldwinwallace4926
      Maybe if harmless cell removal AKA abortion wasn't so shunned, We'd have less Entitled parents. Topfuckingkek

  • @ishka8835
    @ishka8835 8 років тому +250

    As a competitive debater who sucks at comedy, I can tell you that this is why clever comedians are fucking epic debaters. Always been envious of that talent, can never quite be quick-witted enough for it. Keep slaying hecklers and being epic, Steve!

    • @nicholashylton6857
      @nicholashylton6857 8 років тому +10

      +ISHKA
      _"...clever comedians are fucking epic debaters."_
      You'd better believe it!

    • @jonathangwynne1917
      @jonathangwynne1917 6 років тому +10

      Yeah, its all about the speed. I know some would say that you can't learn a skill like this - that you have to be born with it. Others might say that you can learn it; any skill can be taught and learned.
      What I say is... if there is a class that teaches this, I'm signing up.

    • @Roosterjello
      @Roosterjello 6 років тому +1

      You write your comedy with all possible avenues including heckler input

    • @patricktalbot7481
      @patricktalbot7481 6 років тому +2

      Witty? Now that is funny. This is not witty. It’s a prepared bit.

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 6 років тому +3

      So you could say that Steve is a master debater? *ba dum tiss*

  • @sheldonbuchanan9484
    @sheldonbuchanan9484 7 років тому +118

    "I was hoping god would stop the pizza"
    I'm disappointed there were so many groans at that. that was a third of my graduating class in a nutshell.

    • @La_Verge
      @La_Verge 3 роки тому +5

      Why? I would not want God to stop the pizza either. Make them come to me, I'll eat em all.

    • @La_Verge
      @La_Verge 3 роки тому +1

      @Max Power oh my bad. I don't pick up on everything in English yet.

  • @kimberlykimball3206
    @kimberlykimball3206 4 роки тому +17

    So great! I LOVE that he doesn’t lower himself to the hecklers level by yelling some defensive comment, he was smart, clever and hilarious!

  • @marc21256
    @marc21256 7 років тому +116

    "I'm sorry my comment about a parent still proud of their child on meth in prison upset you so much. Can't imagine why."

  • @Brimar7
    @Brimar7 8 років тому +482

    I have kids and you're correct. People if you go to a comedy show, shut the fuck up. If you don't like it, leave...quietly

    • @MrBellsBlues
      @MrBellsBlues 8 років тому +44

      And if you're someone who easily gets offended and will shout out to voice their opinion, even if its a joke... DON'T GO TO A COMEDY SHOW.

    • @satan4606
      @satan4606 8 років тому

      +Sitting Bull exactly

    • @vesanius1
      @vesanius1 8 років тому +15

      Hecklers are like the best thing that could happen for a good comedian, at least from the viewers point of view.. They can just make up good and fresh comedy out of it. This one here is a great example of that.

    • @jasperbeardly6325
      @jasperbeardly6325 8 років тому +3

      They can also severely mess up a comedian's act and bring the show to a screeching halt. Watch Steven Hofstetter's "17 minute heckler battle" and you'll see what I mean

    • @fr0zdify
      @fr0zdify 8 років тому +2

      This wasn't made up material that's why he stated how she just walked into his material making it exremely easy to hekkler her.

  • @rexana
    @rexana 8 років тому +50

    "I can't handle a whole pizza, I'm only fifteen!"
    I just choked on my coffee

  • @Benjy1
    @Benjy1 4 роки тому +8

    when he grabs the cup you know its over. its perfect because he uses it as like a bonus to his punchlines; when he drops one he takes a sip immediately after like it aint shit lmao

  • @veg
    @veg 8 років тому +786

    this is what i call "ROASTED"

    • @DukeFan1971
      @DukeFan1971 8 років тому +31

      +Lichtblick Yup. With a side order of fries. LOL

    • @roshill2010
      @roshill2010 8 років тому +23

      With a tall glass of BURNNNN!

    • @anoobis_
      @anoobis_ 6 років тому +1

      This is "Cremated"

    • @kentonbaird878
      @kentonbaird878 6 років тому +1

      I'm in Australia, and I can smell the burn on that from here.

  • @Elthenar
    @Elthenar 8 років тому +39

    "Hold on, I got this" as he picks up a drink with a bit shiteating grin.
    Total win lol.

  • @stevehofstetter
    @stevehofstetter  8 років тому +529

    Well, holy shit. 3 million views in three days. For everyone new, I hope you subscribe to the channel. There's more where this came from.
    ua-cam.com/users/thehofstetter

    • @georgediaz2529
      @georgediaz2529 8 років тому

      Where was that at?

    • @Ghecko24
      @Ghecko24 8 років тому +3

      +Eric Cartman she sounded fat and ugly

    • @nathaniel2026
      @nathaniel2026 8 років тому

      The thumb nail made me think you have a grey goatee. Just sayin

    • @mickdaniel8190
      @mickdaniel8190 8 років тому +2

      +Steve Hofstetter I think its has this many views because i think it was on the front page of Reddit.

    • @robsauce7640
      @robsauce7640 8 років тому

      +Eric Cartman Fuck you guys I'm goin home

  • @michaelkarnerfors9545
    @michaelkarnerfors9545 5 років тому +47

    Words to fear...
    "Hold my bear and watch this" - buddy near a fire...
    "Ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing to worry about" - airline pilot
    "Oh... that does not look good" - your car mechanic, or your doctor
    "Honey, we need to talk" - your life-partner
    "Hold on, I got this..." - the comedian you just heckled

  • @ndgv2
    @ndgv2 8 років тому +31

    Funny stuff. Love the helicopter metaphor. Hilarious. I also love how you put that woman in her place using wit, and not with a barrage of insults like so many other comedians do. You did it perfectly. Cheers.

  • @5hinydrums
    @5hinydrums 8 років тому +55

    When he said "Hold on, I got this." I knew it was going to be good.

    • @sebastiand2506
      @sebastiand2506 8 років тому +11

      +5DS "It was at this moment heckler knew, she fucked up"

    • @anon420anon
      @anon420anon 8 років тому +1

      +5DS Because being able to hold his own against hecklers is kind of his shtick.

    • @kif1re
      @kif1re 8 років тому

      +Sebastian d I don't think she knew at this point. I don't think she realized it even after the football portion.

  • @stevehofstetter
    @stevehofstetter  8 років тому +641

    Thanks for the love, everyone! For the new fans, welcome to the #redophiles. If you want to see what my actual stand-up is like, my special is free at ua-cam.com/video/iQ9ByX-oJAM/v-deo.html

    • @ChristofferRonaasen
      @ChristofferRonaasen 8 років тому

      +Steve Hofstetter Holy shit yes! Thanks brother!

    • @TN_Travesty
      @TN_Travesty 8 років тому

      +Steve Hofstetter Never fuck w/ the Hof!!! lol

    • @amihan99
      @amihan99 8 років тому +1

      someone posted this on reddit and it is on the frontpage now.

    • @Xishnik94
      @Xishnik94 8 років тому +3

      +Steve Hofstetter you rekt her into the next dimension

    • @singe0diabolique
      @singe0diabolique 8 років тому +2

      +Strauss Von Klingenberger And I don't think she was intelligent enough to realize it.

  • @TaigaGalette
    @TaigaGalette 4 роки тому +26

    i swear some people go to comedy clubs just to get offended

  • @krazypeople4
    @krazypeople4 7 років тому +90

    This is easily the funniest shit I've heard in a long time, poor woman walked right into it.

    • @laprinhound9369
      @laprinhound9369 2 роки тому

      i would like but the like count is at 69 and i dont wanna ruin it.

  • @BloodylocksBathory
    @BloodylocksBathory 7 років тому +175

    The audience is getting slayed over it, lol.

  • @Dietzeeeee
    @Dietzeeeee 8 років тому +97

    helicopter in the tree was perfect.

    • @OnurAbii
      @OnurAbii 8 років тому +7

      +Dietzeeeee no because it's not supposed to be there xd

    • @JanB56
      @JanB56 8 років тому +2

      +Dietzeeeee No it was not. It was clearly a fuck up.

  • @MitchC-vr8nw
    @MitchC-vr8nw 5 років тому +51

    Karen immediately wanted to talk to the manager after the show

  • @AllenJohn
    @AllenJohn 8 років тому +36

    The fact that he slowly raised and stuck his middle finger to her face without anyone noticing it, and then dodges the question with helicopter analogy. 01:35
    Brilliant especially if it is an automated response.

    • @AdamNRG316
      @AdamNRG316 8 років тому

      I noticed that as well haha.

    • @Mr0011011
      @Mr0011011 8 років тому

      +Allen John The helicopter analogy was the response to the question.

  • @HanyouxFromxHell
    @HanyouxFromxHell 8 років тому +22

    That football comparison is something I'm seriously going to bring up every time someone asks me 'how many kids do you have' now. It's perfect!

    • @TheCatAteMyShoe
      @TheCatAteMyShoe 8 років тому +1

      +HanyouxFromxHell
      I know. That's a perfect retort. I'm gonna use it, too.

  • @BrickofBeef
    @BrickofBeef 8 років тому +37

    "YOU CAN'T ORDER A PIZZA BY ACCIDENT" I died of laughter.

    • @NotJosephMuscat
      @NotJosephMuscat 8 років тому

      +John Roper stolen from reddit

    • @secular555
      @secular555 8 років тому

      +Gianluca Camilleri
      Or maybe it's from the video we're watching.

    • @NotJosephMuscat
      @NotJosephMuscat 8 років тому

      +Yabeen Sees or maybe im referring to the joke in the video

    • @secular555
      @secular555 8 років тому

      *****
      All I can find is a single image that makes a similar observation, but in a totally different context. I don't think I could call this stealing. Even if he did see the image and was inspired by it, he used it to advance an argument that is not present in the original joke.

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 5 років тому +24

    As a pizzologist I can vouch for the legitimacy of this argument.

  • @MurkN
    @MurkN 8 років тому +47

    "911, what is your emergency?" "Yes we have a heckler with 1st degree burns, send an ambulance immediately!"

    • @AshtonBachman
      @AshtonBachman 8 років тому +7

      "It's a severe case, she may not make it"

    • @girafmad
      @girafmad 8 років тому +3

      are you a paramedic? How do you know she is burned...

    • @MurkN
      @MurkN 8 років тому +3

      girafmad Someone put a Bernie Sanders bumper sticker on her back, I assumed she was feeling the bern.

    • @girafmad
      @girafmad 8 років тому +5

      +xMurkNx Don't be silly uneducated people don't vote for Bernie.

    • @breaddboy
      @breaddboy 8 років тому

      +girafmad so certainly no redskins fans

  • @janesconsulting
    @janesconsulting 8 років тому +21

    In this age of abject stupidity, it is refreshing to see someone use critical thinking. Thank you.

  • @DronesInJail
    @DronesInJail 8 років тому +60

    Steve with that subtle middle finger hahaha

    • @holydiver327
      @holydiver327 8 років тому

      +DronesInJail So subtle he couldn't stop.

    • @graog123
      @graog123 8 років тому

      +DronesInJail Rofl. Totally intentional

  • @CarlaHanson68
    @CarlaHanson68 4 роки тому +20

    Even if I've had the shittiest day, I can watch any one (or several) of Steve's videos and forget about all of it, and that is an amazingly talented person. Thanks Steve.

  • @RainaThrownAway
    @RainaThrownAway 8 років тому +22

    I'm pretty sure it's illegal to own people like that. Well done.

  • @kvega30
    @kvega30 8 років тому +41

    Lowkey flipping her off while holding the mic lmfao!! this was epic

    • @jupiterjuice
      @jupiterjuice 8 років тому +1

      +kvega30 I was about to post this same thing; that sly shit was great!

  • @ottard
    @ottard 8 років тому +7

    I love this clip! The way he argues is just pure logic. But the flow and timing is perfect, and she walks into every trap he sets up. And then the helicopter analogy where he suddenly breaks out into surrealism. That's some solid craftmanship!

  • @moeflamelord6900
    @moeflamelord6900 6 років тому +4

    Honestly, i think this is the best interaction with a heckler from you. I never tire of watching this, and laugh every time.

  • @mellowyellow415
    @mellowyellow415 8 років тому +77

    I love how he very subtly flipped her the bird hahahaha

    • @kparker1145
      @kparker1145 8 років тому

      +Z. GOLD!

    • @djdestroyer
      @djdestroyer 8 років тому +2

      +Z. Maybe it was subtle but it's all I saw lol

  • @kibateo
    @kibateo 8 років тому +41

    walked right into his trap card.

  • @haveitboi999
    @haveitboi999 8 років тому +42

    no one has ever ordered a pizza by accident, thats incredible lol

  • @XTheSpartanX7
    @XTheSpartanX7 3 роки тому +24

    as a childfree person. I love this.

  • @leishayoung4124
    @leishayoung4124 7 років тому +58

    "Hold on I've got this!" - love it! BTW Steve...is that the middle finger you're giving that woman from 1.47 - 2.01?

    • @robi7017
      @robi7017 5 років тому +1

      Missed that the first time!

  • @demonmecha
    @demonmecha 8 років тому +17

    "That's pilot error" dude, you pretty funny.
    Excellent handling of that heckler.

    • @YouTubeOwl
      @YouTubeOwl 8 років тому +7

      +demonmecha It could have been mechanical failure and the pilot skillfully landed in the tree since it was better than running into the ground.
      **gets escorted out of club**

    • @Skillet98
      @Skillet98 8 років тому

      +Joseph Cascio I was thinking the same thing, actually.
      But of course, I don't know shit about flying helicopters.

  • @philb707
    @philb707 7 років тому +60

    She better had got up and left after that.

  • @lynzb2815
    @lynzb2815 5 років тому +6

    You absolutely destroyed her! So much respect!

  • @MKRocker2012
    @MKRocker2012 8 років тому +35

    I definitely like the subtle middle finger at 1:48

    • @SpadesHeart
      @SpadesHeart 8 років тому +2

      +MKRocker94 Reminded me of the show "lie to me" with the subconscious aggression hahaha

  • @TheHuskyK9
    @TheHuskyK9 8 років тому +23

    And just like that, he's already one of my favorite comedians

  • @thomasshuster4274
    @thomasshuster4274 8 років тому +10

    Smartest man in the room confidence was just oozing out of his pores. She was toast and didn't know what was coming. Loved the way he set her up too.

  • @crazypete3759
    @crazypete3759 4 роки тому +10

    I really love how you handle hecklers. you absolutely destroy them and while doing so provide great content to the audience. Thank you! also, you should make a shirt that says "don't hackle" lol

  • @edmundherrera6450
    @edmundherrera6450 8 років тому +24

    "Hold up I got this" 😂😂

  • @stevehofstetter
    @stevehofstetter  7 років тому +568

    To see an animated version of this clip, check out ua-cam.com/video/EVCcc-Vuttc/v-deo.html - @AnimatedJames is a true talent!

    • @ryangirard
      @ryangirard 7 років тому +4

      Came here from that. You're totally one of my new favorite comedians thanks to James!

    • @PastysBakery
      @PastysBakery 7 років тому +7

      The dude is incredible, yeah.

    • @Marioplunder12
      @Marioplunder12 7 років тому +2

      True that

    • @jimremer4344
      @jimremer4344 7 років тому +7

      its were I came from fucking loved it man

    • @ZombieChrist265
      @ZombieChrist265 7 років тому +15

      Where I came from

  • @Tanjman_
    @Tanjman_ 8 років тому +10

    Brilliant, I love that he doesn't get pissed, he very maturely and creatively responded to her! Awesome!

    • @llt6977
      @llt6977 8 років тому

      +AJT actually it's a great response, what he said was true

    • @BoobmanJams
      @BoobmanJams 8 років тому

      +AJT How?

  • @Ace_5007
    @Ace_5007 4 роки тому +8

    Jesus, I wish I have this guy's ability to put people in place. Just brilliant. Start watching few minutes ago, now I'm keep playing all his videos.

  • @sometin_else
    @sometin_else 8 років тому +17

    anyone else notice his middle finger was sticking up 1:46-2:00 LOL
    slick with it Mr. Hofstetter

  • @TheLeinad714
    @TheLeinad714 8 років тому +48

    did anyone notices that when he said he had a lot of pizza he was giving her the finger with his right hand?

  • @dpeagles
    @dpeagles 8 років тому +60

    Why would anyone start flapping their gums like that? Just enjoy the show.

  • @bobbyt6360
    @bobbyt6360 5 років тому +6

    I am a parent, and laughed my ass off at this! Good job!

  • @helsinki
    @helsinki 8 років тому +45

    Dat subtle middle finger.

    • @dddanielsr
      @dddanielsr 8 років тому

      +helsinki that's not subtle :v

  • @elvis316
    @elvis316 8 років тому +108

    Parallel to a Bill Hick rant, but the pizza analogy makes it truly unique

    • @dredlew
      @dredlew 6 років тому +2

      Yeah totally almost didnt like it cause seemd like word for word but then he ended it superbly.

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 6 років тому

      I hope steve is an antinatalist too

  • @Westborn
    @Westborn 8 років тому +16

    I admire people that have such amazing speech skills

  • @mathewlarrigan2723
    @mathewlarrigan2723 5 років тому +42

    That moment you asked the question she knew how it would end ...
    Fatality 😏
    ( In a mortal combat voice)

    • @carolopiyo2487
      @carolopiyo2487 5 років тому +2

      I doubt she knew what was coming...

    • @Doktor47
      @Doktor47 5 років тому

      Flawless victory
      (In a chipmunk voice)

  • @DukeFan1971
    @DukeFan1971 8 років тому +68

    Fucking EPIC. "Have you ever played professional football?" "No" "Then what the fuck do you know about football?" Bwaahahaha. That's what happens when you open your mouth at a comedy show--you get jumped like a drunk prom date.

    • @plzenjoymybigolballs
      @plzenjoymybigolballs 8 років тому +2

      +DukeFan1971 Completely irrelevant and tremendously fucktarded crap. That line of thought would only be valid if the woman were making a comment about the actual act of playing football as though she had the experience necessary to have a worthwhile opinion on the matter, which she wasn't in any capacity.
      Going forward, please tone down the stupidity. The world would appreciate it.

    • @DukeFan1971
      @DukeFan1971 8 років тому +1

      +plzenjoymybigolballs By the way, I disagree. Obi-Wan Kenobi is my only hope.

    • @ravager48
      @ravager48 8 років тому

      @plzenjoymybigolballs Damn...there isn't enough aloe vera on Earth to treat that burn you just received. HA HA!

    • @DukeFan1971
      @DukeFan1971 8 років тому +3

      +ravager48 Hi, welcome to the "We hate the dumbass plzenjoymybigolballs club". Population: Everyone except him.

    • @ravager48
      @ravager48 8 років тому

      ***** Ha ha!

  • @clockwork3328
    @clockwork3328 8 років тому +54

    slipped in that middle fingar @ 1:47 LOL

    • @TruthWidgets
      @TruthWidgets 8 років тому +3

      Haha thought I was the only one who noticed lol

  • @CLuTcH_MaChiiNe
    @CLuTcH_MaChiiNe 8 років тому +23

    Steve drops nukes. But he does it with class.

  • @foxface04
    @foxface04 3 роки тому +3

    This guy by far has the best comebacks to hecklers.
    I want him on big stage

  • @taxidrivernwo
    @taxidrivernwo 8 років тому +156

    In Canada you would be arrested for this.

    • @vidharshanasivakumar
      @vidharshanasivakumar 8 років тому +2

      why?

    • @DeanoDamario
      @DeanoDamario 8 років тому +251

      +Vidharshana Sivakumar Because he's not saying sorry after he burned the living shit out of her.

    • @saucenflow
      @saucenflow 8 років тому +29

      ^^^ this guy gets it.

    • @boat-dog8622
      @boat-dog8622 8 років тому +1

      +sauce n flow sorry!

    • @JohnSmith-pv7db
      @JohnSmith-pv7db 8 років тому +5

      +taxidrivernwo And then ordered by a Judge to pay thousands in hurt feelings fees.
      edit.... Wait. She's just a mom. Are we sure she belongs to one of societies current special peoples programs? All feelings are not created equal you know.

  • @SpectreSoundStudios
    @SpectreSoundStudios 8 років тому +25

    Bravo, sir!

    • @kwee8774
      @kwee8774 8 років тому

      hey glenn, i love your videos.

    • @Ghost17110
      @Ghost17110 8 років тому

      +SpectreSoundStudios ayy its glenn

  • @XxLiveMusicxX
    @XxLiveMusicxX 8 років тому +124

    he gave her the finger for the entire length of the video

    • @Bachishaman
      @Bachishaman 8 років тому

      +casperog pure class.

    • @warioman91
      @warioman91 8 років тому

      +casperog i saw that too lol

    • @LlamaDrama142
      @LlamaDrama142 8 років тому

      I thought I was the only one who caught that hahahaha

    • @XxLiveMusicxX
      @XxLiveMusicxX 8 років тому

      wow my comment got voted up fast :O
      yeh i just kept noticing he did it..sometimes holding it there..sometimes a quickie.. even the thumbnail for this video is a dude holding a mic head slightly raised and giving the finger LOL

    • @wmurray003
      @wmurray003 8 років тому

      +casperog I noticed.